🇲🇽 25+ Best Memes About Yolked

Yolked: u/chili_and_sesame 7d i.redd.it The downside to having a glass dining table irt "How are those eggs, human? Delicious eh? Oh very delicious, eh? Heh. Nice. U not gon share them tho, are u. U just gon enjoy that delicious ass meal while I dwell in this under-dining-table purgatory watching that egg yolk dribble down the side of yo mouth and then u gon feed me some overprice organic doggie food that ain't een 1-10th as delicious. K. I see u. Well see the problem is, I be acting like a dog too much. Greet u enthusiastically at the door. Wag my tail. Boop snoots, all that floofy shit that u humans like. But see I could be a cat, too. I could be hella uninterested in u. Ignore TF out of u just like the cat. Just icey cold den a MF. That's what u what? It MUST be what chu want, witchoe non-sharing ass. Go head then. GO HEAD. From now on, meow, BIH. MEOW. AF." 😂😂😂

"How are those eggs, human? Delicious eh? Oh very delicious, eh? Heh. Nice. U not gon share them tho, are u. U just gon enjoy that delici...

Yolked: pinkmanjesse *gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me me when I flip a friEd egg and the yolk doesn't break

me when I flip a friEd egg and the yolk doesn't break

Yolked: lemon sharks tentaklingon misbehaving maiar lunchbagart: My son wanted to know what would happen if an Ent got the One Ring. Something violent, probably Stones will break, and roots will squeeze vines will grow and bend all knees, mushrooms hunt and thorns yolk, weeds strangle and flowers choke. The age of skin is done. The hour of bark is come. Baruuum. holy shit wes dat poem This isn't even my fandom and l got chills. Source lunchbagart ~ Gideon

~ Gideon

Yolked: Egg Nutrition White Yolk Calories Calories 55 15 Fat 4.5 g Fat 0 g 1.6 g Sat. Fat Sat. Fat 0 g Cholesterol 184 mg Cholesterol 0 mg Carbohydrates 0.5 g Carbohydrates 0 g Protein Protein 2.5 g 4 g You're welcome... . @DOYOUEVEN 👈🏼 10% OFF STOREWIDE 🎉🎊 USE CODE 'DYE10' ✔️

You're welcome... . @DOYOUEVEN 👈🏼 10% OFF STOREWIDE 🎉🎊 USE CODE 'DYE10' ✔️

Yolked: HAPPY ISHTAR 4biddenknowledg DONT EAT THE EGGS Easter was originally the celebration of Ishtar, the Assyrian and Babylonian goddess of fertility and sex. Ancient Egyptians ( KHEM) believed in a primeval egg from which the sun god hatched. Alternatively, the sun was sometimes discussed as an egg itself, laid daily by the celestial goose, Seb, the god of the earth. Hinduism makes a connection between the content of the egg and the structure of the universe: for example, the shell represents the heavens, the white the air, and the yolk the earth. The Chandogya. Upanishads describes the act of creation in terms of the breaking of an egg. In the Zoroastrian religion, the creation myth tells of an ongoing struggle between the principles of good and evil. During a lengthy truce of several thousand years, evil hurls himself into an abyss and good lays an egg, which represents the universe with the earth suspended from the vault of the sky at the midway point between where good and evil reside. In China, there are several legends that hold a cosmic egg at their center, including the idea that the first being or certain people were born of eggs. For example, the Palangs trace their ancestry to a Naga princess who laid three eggs. The cosmic egg, according to the Vedic writings, has a spirit living within it which will be born, die, and be born yet again. Certain versions of the complicated Hindu mythology describe Prajapati as forming the egg and then appearing out of it himself. Brahma does likewise, and we find parallels in the ancient legends of Thoth and Ra. All of these doctrines are thousands of years before the Bible. 4biddenknowledge

Easter was originally the celebration of Ishtar, the Assyrian and Babylonian goddess of fertility and sex. Ancient Egyptians ( KHEM) beli...

Yolked: LIES WE TELLOURSELVES 1) When watching Korean Drama Just one more episode and I'll sleep... 2) When trying to wake up to go to work on arainy day Just one more snooze and I'll wake up 3) When reading a super exciting book Just one more chapter and I'll sleep. When eating salted egg yolk chips Just one more chip and I'll stop. ALWAYS happens to me hahaha.... Any other "just one more" instances that you have faced before?

ALWAYS happens to me hahaha.... Any other "just one more" instances that you have faced before?

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Yolked: Denny's dennys ctt-novanoid said I just got back from the orthodontist and can't chew anything for a few days. What's your softest and warmest food? egg yolk munch - Max textpost textposts

munch - Max textpost textposts

Yolked: THAT MAY KE PANCAKES BUL THI E NOT SAD, FACELESS GAD DRAWING ALAN OF A TRIANGLE THE SUN FRIED WHOSE YOLK COT BUR LED AWAY RUR ETC. Happy pancakeday make sure to have a good one

Happy pancakeday make sure to have a good one

Yolked: A PEELED boiled egg cut in two lengthways with the yolk removed makes an ideal urinal for hamsters Ross Williams, e-mail

Yolked: Vel 4 PM PIV Text Message Today 3:31 PM Hey sis, fresh out of the oven I have no idea who you are Sorry about that. It's only a pie that baked. missed my sister's by one digit. O Text Message ooooo Verizon 11:41 PM Those pies looks lovely though Lemon meringue? Yes, my mother's recepi. Can have the recipe? I have never made lemon meringue pie and this seems like a sign that l should OK. The recepi is, 19" gramkracker That is 1- 9" Keebler Graham cracker ready made pie crust. 2 cans of carnation sweetened condensed milk. 5 lemons, 2 limes, 4 large eggs. Melt 14 stick of butter and baste the pie shell. Bake it at convection setting 325 for 15 minutes. Zest the lemons and the limes. The zest will be mixed with the meringue later. Seperate your room temperature egg white and yokes. Be careful not to get any yolk in with the whites. Juice the lemons and the limes. Use some of their pulp with meringue. Mix egg yolks with condensed milk. Add lemon and lime juice. Add mix to pie shell O A Text Message ooooo Verizon 11:41 PM 4 large eggs. Melt 14 stick of butter and baste the pie shell. Bake it at convection setting 325 for 15 minutes. Zest the lemons and the limes. The zest will be mixed with the meringue later. Seperate your room temperature egg white and yokes. Be careful not to get any yolk in with the whites. Juice the lemons and the limes. Use some of their pulp with meringue. Mix egg yolks with condensed milk. Add lemon and lime juice. Add mix to pie shell and bake at 325 for twenty minutes. Whip egg whites on high speed by themselves, without sugar until they start to peak. Add granular sugar and zest until they stand on their own and to taste. Use convection setting @4500 until meringue browns nicely. Let cool for 1 hour then transfer to your fridge for another 2 hours. Enjoy Hank you Thank You're welcome O A. Text Message Meanwhile, browsing Imgur, I find this Lemon Meringue Pie recipe...

Meanwhile, browsing Imgur, I find this Lemon Meringue Pie recipe...

Yolked: THE BAT MAN Dudes yolked @that.deadpool

Dudes yolked @that.deadpool

Yolked: lemons harks tentaklingon misbehavingmaiar: lunchbagart: My son wanted to know what would happen if an Ent got the One Ring. Something violent, probably. Stones will break, and roots will squeeze vines will grow and bend all knees, mushrooms hunt and thorns yolk, weeds strangle and flowers choke. The age of skin is done. The hour of bark is come. Baruuum. holy shit wes dat poem This isn't even my fandom and l got chills. Source: lunchbagart

Yolked: CRACKING YOUR KNUCKLES DOES NOT HURT YOUR BONES OR CAUSE ARTHRITIS. THE MORE YOU KNOW @FACT BOLT The popping noise you hear is caused by small bubbles bursting in your synovial fluid, a yolk-like substance that lubricates the areas between bones and reduces friction for ease of movement. — Sources: http:-www.webmd.com-osteoarthritis-guide-joint-cracking-osteoarthritis — http:-mentalfloss.com-article.php?id=59896

The popping noise you hear is caused by small bubbles bursting in your synovial fluid, a yolk-like substance that lubricates the areas be...

Yolked: F A R A H D H U K A l 😮😶2 INGREDIENTS to SHRINK-TIGHTEN PORES and SKIN! 😮😶 ⛄️DIY BUBBLE FOAM MASK!! Servin some Mrs. Doubtfire realness 😂Ive seen this bubble mask that foams after you apply it onto the skin so I thought I would DIY it... the diy version starts as a foam (because its all natural) but you can feel the bubbles working on your skin.. so SHRINK LARGE PORES and GET HYDRATED, SOFT, SUPER TIGHT skin!! (you know that tight feeling facelift you get when you wear a super tight high ponytail.. thats what this feels like. natural botox lol) 😛DISCLAIMER: try not to eat it! its SO YUMMY!!! 😊I love me some skincare that's good enough to eat! All my bakers out there know whats up!🍰 (yes I know this is a merengue. I love food) 🍦ALL YOU NEED: 🥚EGG WHITES (from one egg) **make sure there is NO YOLK otherwise this wont bubble) 🍬SUGAR (1 tbsp) 🍳-you can do this with JUST egg whites too but I like adding sugar cuz of the amazing benefits it has for your skin! more on that later 🍯WHISK your egg whites and sugar in a ceramic-metal bowl. DO NOT use plastic (it wont foam) .. you can use an electric mixer or whisk it by hand 💪🏾 ❄️Keep whisking until it changes from runny yellowish egg whites to a white thick bubbly foam 🌬Apply the foam to your entire face - you can use a brush to apply it or your CLEAN fingers 🙊Youll feel the bubbles tingling your skin! it kinda tickles and feels really cool! 💦Wash off after 10-15 mins 💥BOOM. TIGHT SKIN. TIGHT PORES. 💸Glycolic Bubble Mask to buy: $54 💵DIY this Glycolic Bubble Mask: Less than $4 😱WHY THIS WORKS:😱 SUGAR: natural form of glycolic acid -makes your skin younger looking and fresh because of cell turnover natural exfoliant (alpha hydroxy acids) -natural humectant = juices your skin up with moisture and traps it in EGG WHITES: high in protein so they help heal the skin and kill acne -helps wrinkles and make the skin appear firmer-tighter -the protein is a natural astringent so it tones your face and soaks up any excess oil and its a “preservative” -contain an enzyme called Lysozyme that helps to tighten and shrink pores -helps with skin elasticity @homeabguide diy diyremedies remedies by @farahdhukai

😮😶2 INGREDIENTS to SHRINK-TIGHTEN PORES and SKIN! 😮😶 ⛄️DIY BUBBLE FOAM MASK!! Servin some Mrs. Doubtfire realness 😂Ive seen this bubble m...

Yolked: When someone opens the door to you and says "Sorry about all the mess" but it's cleaner than you eggspected @LUTAL08 "You're yolking right? This isn't eggsactly what I'd call a mess"

"You're yolking right? This isn't eggsactly what I'd call a mess"

Yolked: saw a recipe that said if I don't have 2 eggs, can substitute 3 egg yolks, which makes me think that maybe that recipe doesn't understand my problems.

Yolked: Grandma's Chocolate Pie 1/4 tsp. salt 1/2 c. cocoa 1/4 cup cornstarch 2 c. milk 3 egg yolks 1 tsp. vanilla For more awesome holiday and fun pictures go to... www.snowflakescottage.com

For more awesome holiday and fun pictures go to... www.snowflakescottage.com

Yolked: did you know? Eggs maintain their shape 60 feet underwater because the weight and pressure of the water acts as another shell to contain the yolk. SOURCE: BIOS/LIVESCIENCE.COM DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM Crack! 🐣

Crack! 🐣

Yolked: did you know? Eggs maintain their shape 60 feet underwater because the weight and pressure of the water acts as another shell to contain the yolk. SOURCE: BIOS/LIVESCIENCE.COM DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM Crack! 🐣

Crack! 🐣

Yolked: when a song describes exactly how you feel Nirwana lHate Myself& Want To Die 8 years ago .2017285views Nivana I hate myself and want to die Runny nose and runny yolk Een fyou have a cold still You can cough on me againlst

Yolked: Grandma's Chocolate Pie 1/4 tsp. salt 1/2 c. cocoa 1/4 cup cornstarch 2 c. milk 1 tsp. vanilla 3 egg yolks Country cutie

Country cutie

Yolked: source is mentioned on weird-facts.org Flamingo eggs have pink yolks. Flamingos also produce pink milk for their young. blowing fact

Yolked: Flamingo eggs have pink yolks. Flamingos also produce pink milk for their young.

Yolked: No matter what you mix Muk with on the Pokemon fusion site, it always comes out looking like someone complaining at a restaurant "I ORDERED A SOFTBOILED EGG AND THIS YOLK IS ROCK HARD" "THE PEOPLE ATTHAT TABLE DIDNT HAVE TO ASK FOR CELERY TWICE" "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE OUT OF ONION BLOSSOMS" FB Pokelogic via: http:// quirrel, tumblir.com/ manicpixie-dreams ~Kingslayer Your Tumblr Dealer Checkout : Pokémon GO

~Kingslayer Your Tumblr Dealer Checkout : Pokémon GO

Yolked: How Fat Is A Mooncake? Baked lotus seed paste 5 fried chicken drumsticks mooncake (716 kcal) (600 kcal) 3 slices of pizzas Snowskin Lotus seed paste (900 kcal) mooncake (983 kcal) Lotus seed paste with 1 plate of char kway 1 egg yolk (788 kcal) teow (741 kcal) Lotus seed paste with 2 plates of nasi lemak 2 egg yolks (860 kcal) (800 kcal) Baked red bean paste 2 hot fudge sundaes mooncake (825 kcal) (660 kcal) Flaky yam paste mooncake 2 double cheese (799kcal) burgers (720 kcal) 中秋節快樂！ Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, everyone. 10/10 would get fat with one of these! Control yourself! (credit: Daily Vanity) http://9gag.com/gag/aXweE8V?ref=fbp

中秋節快樂！ Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, everyone. 10/10 would get fat with one of these! Control yourself! (credit: Daily Vanity) http://9gag....

Yolked: TIRED? NOPE JUST EGGHAUSTED A bad yolk.

A bad yolk.

Yolked: Flamingo egg yolks are pink. https://t.co/lPlJghCBqL

https://t.co/lPlJghCBqL

Yolked: Flamingo egg yolks are pink https://t.co/E8kiguFlup

https://t.co/E8kiguFlup

Yolked: RELAX, IM TATERS YOLKING GONNA TATE CUTE DRUMSTOK WITH ME LET'S WRAP THSUP LAST NIGHT'S RICE TO MEET YOU FULLY I'm dying 😂😂

I'm dying 😂😂

Yolked: When Timmy Timmy Turner got that burner chelsimontana: hotephoetips: why his arm coming out his face? Cause he got that bitch YOLKED UP ready to fire

chelsimontana: hotephoetips: why his arm coming out his face? Cause he got that bitch YOLKED UP ready to fire

Yolked: RELAX, IM TATERS YOLKING GONNA TATE CUTE DRUMSTOK WITH ME LET'S WRAP THSUP LAST NIGHT'S RICE TO MEET YOU FULLY I'm dying 😂😂

I'm dying 😂😂

Yolked: If Britain was a tv show all yolks!" "That From Al

From Al

Yolked: =sapping sapoling: sapoing: ornaas xernoas: x41043 Ewww why does it have teeth? those aro seeds t The biggest yelow skittle I've ever seen omg... Source: mortvenno tyler that is an egg yolk xerneaS: sappling: history repeats itself what

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Yolked: How to get rid of split ends Mix 1 tbs of Honey, itsp of Olive Oil, 1 Egg Yolk, and 3tbs of Greek Yogurt. Then put that in the bin and go Get a haircut. 😂😂 goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏻

😂😂 goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏻

Yolked: Or maybe you fell temporarily in love with strangers on public transportation, fell in love with anybody who so much as accidentally brushed your hand on the way past. For you, falling in love with dozens of people a day was a coping mechanism for not having anyone to love you in return. But people are not eggs and falling in love with a dozen of them does not mean your shell will remain uncracked. One day you're going to hit the point where you're so desperate for human contact that you're going to snap in half and all your love will bleed out like egg yolk. But someone out there is eating a bowl of Ramen noodles right now, or putting on slippers, or settling into bed. They are doing all the normal things that you've done in your own life. They are just like you. They have cellulite and extra fat in all the wrong places and goals and fears and doubts and bad handwriting. The truth is that they are just like you, and being just like you, they're looking for a lover too. They're what you might call a soulmate. They think they're all alone in feeling the way they do, but you're really both two halves of a whole. And one day you'll meet them, bump into them on the street, and your two halves will be put together, and you'll make one. Source: writingsforwinter The answer is no. The better answer is that someone out there, somewhere in the world, is "wondering what it's like to meet someone like you, and they have two decades worth of love stored in their veins like a shoot-'em-up drug, and they're just about ready to inject it into someone else's bloodstream. All you have to do is roll up your sleeves and wait for it to happen. At times you felt so lonely you could stand at the edge of a cliff with nothing beneath you but air and grass and a long, long way down, and you'd still feel emptier than that canyon itself. Maybe you even danced with yourself alone in your room a few times, arms outstretched around a ghost, pretending someone else's hands were on your waist, someone else's eyes boring into yours. All of a sudden two decades have passed and you still have not kissed anyone with tongue, or kissed anyone at all for that matter, or had a 3 AM conversation with someone who would rather look into your eyes for ten minutes straight than talk. You have never worn a lover's sweater or "forgotten" it at home in your bedroom just so you would have an excuse to see them again. You have never even stood face-to-face with someone who makes your hands shake so hard it feels like they're both having a separate anxiety attack. This causes you much guilt and self- blame and sadness but above all, an overwhelming curiosity. Are you really that ugly, that unwanted, that uninteresting, that boring, that no one, absolutely no one, has ever looked at you like the only thing on earth? this hit me hard because I've never been in a mutual love

this hit me hard because I've never been in a mutual love

Yolked: DJCHOPHEAD @djchophead ah my fucking god 18 years on this earth and l didnt realise the capsules inside kinder eggs are yellow because they're meant to be the yolk I had no idea...

I had no idea...

Yolked: DID THE BECAUSE IT CHICKEN GO RAN "A FOWL TO JAIL? OF THE LAW! PRETTY FUNNY YOLK," HUH? ADAM ELus I BozzFEED A BRL request from BuzzFeed user 18mmdaily, who asked for "more chicken content."

A BRL request from BuzzFeed user 18mmdaily, who asked for "more chicken content."

Yolked: HOW TO BUILD A HUMAN Human embryo and fetus rom fertilization to birth Eleanor Lutz 2034 A. Fertilized egg I. Bilaminar germ disk Amniotic cavity yolk sac B. 2-cell stage J. C. 4 cell stage K. Implantation comple D 8-cell stage L. Extra embryonic mesoderm E. Compacted g-cel F. Morula N-Hypoblast cells replaced o, Mesoderm immigration G, suasto cyst P. Ectoderm format H. ICM growth BIRTH Primary neurulation R. Secondary neurulation s Neurulation completo T. (Rotate view U. Embryonic folding ve gut tube forms w.IInside to outside viow X. Major blood vessels form Y. upper limb bud forms Z. Lower limb bud forms A1 Hand plate forms Bi Webbed Engers and toes Cs. Fingers/toes separator D1. Gonads diferentiate by E3 Eyelids form Ectoderm I Mesoderm Second Hi, Taste pores develop Fetus weighs about toog J1. Vernic caseosa covers skin Lanugo replaced by vellus L1. HPA axis established M1. Fetus weighs about 50og N1. 350% survival if born This Is How Babies Are Made

This Is How Babies Are Made

Yolked: VIA 9GAG.COM MARVEL YOU CAN JOIN THEM, TAKE THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME AND SURNAME. LOOK ON THE LIST FOR THE RELEVANT LETTERS AND FIND YOUR SUPERHERO NAME! MAME A KINETIC PULVERISING M ULTRA AGENT FEISTY B BLACK A GALLANT n LIGHTNING O QUENCHING M VENGEFUL C CRIMSON M HARD-CORE M MIGHTY R RAZOR WHIPPING n DASHING n INDESTRUCTIBLE M NOTORIOUS S SPARKY JR X-RAY 0 OPHELIA ELASTIC n JUSTICE D7 YELLOWTAIL TOUGH ZANE A AVENGER E Fox R KNIGHT P PEPPER UBER A GEM R BELL LASER 0 QUIBBLER M VIPER B CRUSHER HULK M MACHINE RANGER WANDERER DAGGER n IVY M NINJA S SORCERERISORCEREsss TR X-RATED EDGE JUMPER 0 OSTRICH T TRIGGER YOLK 72 ZAG My superhero name is Hard-Core Pepper , what's yours? http://9gag.com/gag/awKdeM8?ref=fbp

My superhero name is Hard-Core Pepper , what's yours? http://9gag.com/gag/awKdeM8?ref=fbp

Yolked: sappling Xerneas: The biggest yellow skittle l've ever seen omg tyler that is an egg yolk i love yellow skittles

i love yellow skittles

Yolked: sappling: Xerneas: The biggest yellow ski l've ever seen omg tyler that is an egg yolk Gerry cool

Gerry cool

Yolked: ah my fucking god 18 years on this earth and I didnt realise the capsules inside kinder eggs are yellow because they're meant to be the yolk

ah my fucking god 18 years on this earth and I didnt realise the capsules inside kinder eggs are yellow because they're meant to be the yolk

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