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Ass, Be Like, and Grandma: I volunteer at a shelter. Today a 7 year resident, Skip, was adopted. He's pretty happy about it Pic: Reddit u/boobsnbabies @DrSmashlove I’ve heard recent reports from three of my lil homegirls that a man they are dealing with romantically has texted her asking her to send a UBER to pick him up and bring her to his crib. Lemme do a lil historical recap. Our forefathers would remove they jacket and lay it upon a puddle so that they girl would not have to wet her feet bruv. He would give a woman his jacket when she was cold. Hold doors open. Leave little love notes hidden around her spot. Come meet her parents, and he cut his hair and shine his shoes and pick up flowers for her mama beforehand. U feel me? Chivalry. Chivalrous ass Prince Charmings, bruv. Fast forward to 2017: “send me an UBER if u want 2 c daddy”. Send a UBER to pick up daddy, bruv? U the daddy but u need financial assistance to transport to her crib? U might have been daddy at one time but even if the pipe game super on point if she sending UBER’s u da baby and she da mommy now. Look up “man” in Webster Thesaurus and the antonyms be like “boy; lad; he who requesteth transport in an UBER vehicle from a woman with whomst he hath engaged in romantic relations” - this is Webster bruv the Man smart! He predicted this shit! 😂 Anyway bruv I ain’t even mad. Not even remotely mad. Instead: thankful. Y’all making all the men who display even a modicum of chivalry look like cot damn Romeos out dis bish. We love y’all. Y’all special. Y’all loyal. Y’all gon find a woman who gon take care of u and be the mommy u need. Y’all gotta be good to her tho! She might cut off yo allowance. Take away yo iPad so u can’t watch Jake Paul YouTube videos no more. U in line with her at Panera like “I WANT CHOCOLATE CHIP BAGEL!!” And she like “BAD BOYS DON’T GET CHOCOLATE CHIP BAGELS TIMMY.” And u just like “I AT LEAST WANT A GOGURT! GOGURT MOMMY GOGURT!” And she gotta take u back to the minivan and spank u. Yo great grandpa took yo great grandma to the sock hop and the drive in movies, treating her to burgers and shakes, now u being disciplined by yo woman like a disobedient child Bruv. My how things change. All because U asked for a UBER. Y’all be safe out there! 😂😂😂
Ass, Be Like, and Grandma: I volunteer at a shelter. Today a 7 year
 resident, Skip, was adopted. He's pretty
 happy about it
 Pic: Reddit u/boobsnbabies
 @DrSmashlove
I’ve heard recent reports from three of my lil homegirls that a man they are dealing with romantically has texted her asking her to send a UBER to pick him up and bring her to his crib. Lemme do a lil historical recap. Our forefathers would remove they jacket and lay it upon a puddle so that they girl would not have to wet her feet bruv. He would give a woman his jacket when she was cold. Hold doors open. Leave little love notes hidden around her spot. Come meet her parents, and he cut his hair and shine his shoes and pick up flowers for her mama beforehand. U feel me? Chivalry. Chivalrous ass Prince Charmings, bruv. Fast forward to 2017: “send me an UBER if u want 2 c daddy”. Send a UBER to pick up daddy, bruv? U the daddy but u need financial assistance to transport to her crib? U might have been daddy at one time but even if the pipe game super on point if she sending UBER’s u da baby and she da mommy now. Look up “man” in Webster Thesaurus and the antonyms be like “boy; lad; he who requesteth transport in an UBER vehicle from a woman with whomst he hath engaged in romantic relations” - this is Webster bruv the Man smart! He predicted this shit! 😂 Anyway bruv I ain’t even mad. Not even remotely mad. Instead: thankful. Y’all making all the men who display even a modicum of chivalry look like cot damn Romeos out dis bish. We love y’all. Y’all special. Y’all loyal. Y’all gon find a woman who gon take care of u and be the mommy u need. Y’all gotta be good to her tho! She might cut off yo allowance. Take away yo iPad so u can’t watch Jake Paul YouTube videos no more. U in line with her at Panera like “I WANT CHOCOLATE CHIP BAGEL!!” And she like “BAD BOYS DON’T GET CHOCOLATE CHIP BAGELS TIMMY.” And u just like “I AT LEAST WANT A GOGURT! GOGURT MOMMY GOGURT!” And she gotta take u back to the minivan and spank u. Yo great grandpa took yo great grandma to the sock hop and the drive in movies, treating her to burgers and shakes, now u being disciplined by yo woman like a disobedient child Bruv. My how things change. All because U asked for a UBER. Y’all be safe out there! 😂😂😂

I’ve heard recent reports from three of my lil homegirls that a man they are dealing with romantically has texted her asking her to send a U...

Baked, Bless Up, and Booty: Saw this good boy waiting outside a bakers for his human in Rosyth, Scotland Pic: reddit u/MacSquizzy @ DrSmashlove Men as I told y’all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the hands to the throat is the international sign for “I’m choking” (also the international sign for “choke me daddy” 😬), handing a man a container full of fresh baked cookies or fudge lets him know u felt the D in your soul 💕. Sometimes a lady will give u the cookies in plastic Tupperware. Always a wonderful touch. This says: “here is some reusable Tupperware, daddy. Remember me when you order Thai food and need somewhere to store your leftover pad Thai 😌.” But see some of u ladies wanna go the extra mile. This type of lady wanna give u them warm, chewy cookies in one of them extremely classy glass containers with a plastic lid. One of them Pyrex or Anchor Hocking joints. This ain’t just about cookies bruv. This is an entirely different statement. She giving u a high grade reusable container that u can use over and over. U can heat up some soup in there. Throw some veggies in there for an afternoon snack. U feel me? There are Myriad uses for this wondrous technology bruv. This a bold statement. She improving yo life. She saying “thank you for the pipe daddy, you upgraded my Punani, so in return I’m gonna upgrade your entire existence. I opened your fridge and saw you storing leftovers in a Cool Whip container, that’s no way to live daddy 😌 here’s something that will give your leftovers better flavor 🤗.” Bam. Now every time u use it, u think of how she low key upgraded you. Now I’m not saying u ladies owe a man this type of sweetness just for good D. Shiiiiiit u DESERVE good D! That’s off the top! A man shouldn’t be rewarded for merely performing his Duty To The Thee Booty! But if he do, and if u bequeath uponst him Thee Glassware, just know that he gon love both the cookies and the container and the fondness in his heart will only increase. A lot of these men out here was raised by wolves. If he fulfilling his duties as yo daddy, it don’t hurt to be his mommy 🤗 TheresNoHopeForOurGenerarion 😂 p.s. ALWAYS OFFER TO RETURN IT - IF SHE TAKE IT BACK, U JUST A SIDE PIECE. TEMPORARY TUPPERWARE = TEMPORARY D, BLESS UP 🤗😂
Baked, Bless Up, and Booty: Saw this good boy waiting outside a bakers for
 his human in Rosyth, Scotland
 Pic: reddit u/MacSquizzy
 @ DrSmashlove
Men as I told y’all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the hands to the throat is the international sign for “I’m choking” (also the international sign for “choke me daddy” 😬), handing a man a container full of fresh baked cookies or fudge lets him know u felt the D in your soul 💕. Sometimes a lady will give u the cookies in plastic Tupperware. Always a wonderful touch. This says: “here is some reusable Tupperware, daddy. Remember me when you order Thai food and need somewhere to store your leftover pad Thai 😌.” But see some of u ladies wanna go the extra mile. This type of lady wanna give u them warm, chewy cookies in one of them extremely classy glass containers with a plastic lid. One of them Pyrex or Anchor Hocking joints. This ain’t just about cookies bruv. This is an entirely different statement. She giving u a high grade reusable container that u can use over and over. U can heat up some soup in there. Throw some veggies in there for an afternoon snack. U feel me? There are Myriad uses for this wondrous technology bruv. This a bold statement. She improving yo life. She saying “thank you for the pipe daddy, you upgraded my Punani, so in return I’m gonna upgrade your entire existence. I opened your fridge and saw you storing leftovers in a Cool Whip container, that’s no way to live daddy 😌 here’s something that will give your leftovers better flavor 🤗.” Bam. Now every time u use it, u think of how she low key upgraded you. Now I’m not saying u ladies owe a man this type of sweetness just for good D. Shiiiiiit u DESERVE good D! That’s off the top! A man shouldn’t be rewarded for merely performing his Duty To The Thee Booty! But if he do, and if u bequeath uponst him Thee Glassware, just know that he gon love both the cookies and the container and the fondness in his heart will only increase. A lot of these men out here was raised by wolves. If he fulfilling his duties as yo daddy, it don’t hurt to be his mommy 🤗 TheresNoHopeForOurGenerarion 😂 p.s. ALWAYS OFFER TO RETURN IT - IF SHE TAKE IT BACK, U JUST A SIDE PIECE. TEMPORARY TUPPERWARE = TEMPORARY D, BLESS UP 🤗😂

Men as I told y’all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the han...

Af, Finance, and Future: I just brought home my first dog! This shy little pound pup turned out to be a big goofball once l brought her home Pic: reddit u/carlyfarmer @DrSmashlove WOKE UP TO A NEW FUTURE-THUGGER ALBUM, YOUNG DOLPH ALBUM, H.E.R. ALBUM 😍, AND KEYSHIA COLE ALBUM - THANK U GOD - ISSA ROAD TRIP WKND SO I NEEDED IT - CHRIMMAH DONE CAME EARLY 🎅🏿. BTW DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT MUSIC IF FUTURE AIN’T IN YO TOP 10. SH!T HAD ME CHARGED UP AF FOR AB DAY (THEM HANGING LEG RAISES AIN POSSIBLE WITHOUT A PROPER TURN UP SixPackGang 🥊). THIS FOOL SAID said “I send my Ethiopian to go pray at the temple - I flood her heart with diamonds, just to pray, it's so expensive - She tasting holy water, so, for me, it's beneficial - She caught the holy ghost when I gave her the Presidential”. TELL EM BOY 🐐 🚀🙏😂 p.s. DOLPH GOT SHOT UP FOR THE SECOND TIME - SURVIVED - DROPPED A ALBUM - DROPPED A VIDEO HE RECORDED IN THE HOSPITAL - THEY DON’T COME REALER THAN DOLPH - I SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE IDOLIZING FRAUDS - SAD! 😂 - CAREFUL WHO U LOOK UP TO - “smash you work in finance whatchu know bout trappers” - Ok “first of all” 😜😂 - BIH I’M FROM THE HOOD - THE HUSTLE IS IN MY BLOOD 💉 - ANY DAY THIS SH!T GON END SO TREAT EVERY CLIENT LIKE THEY THE ONLY ONE - TREAT ALL MY LADIES LIKE SHE THE ONL- (NAWWWW NO SIR 🤗😂) - Dolph said “I wake up in the mawnin poe up syrup I don’t drink coffee - my lil bish too bossy - try to fvck with her she act like she don’t hear you Talkin - ain’t never trust a hitta every since my cousin crossed me!” - IT DON’T MEAN DON’T EVER TRUST ANYONE - IT MEAN DON’T BE SURPRISED WHEN SOMEONE EXPRESSES POOR HUMAN NATURE - AND MOST IMPORTANT - DON’T NEVER SLOW DOWN REGARDLESS OF WHO TRYINA PUT OUT YO LIGHT - KEEP COMING WIDDIT - GREATNESS DON’T HIT THE BRAKE - WE ONLY THE GAS OVER HERE - SKURT! ⛽️ inspiration SorryImHypeToday 😤 BlessUp 😂😂😂🙌
Af, Finance, and Future: I just brought home my first dog! This
 shy little pound pup turned out to be a
 big goofball once l brought her home
 Pic: reddit u/carlyfarmer
 @DrSmashlove
WOKE UP TO A NEW FUTURE-THUGGER ALBUM, YOUNG DOLPH ALBUM, H.E.R. ALBUM 😍, AND KEYSHIA COLE ALBUM - THANK U GOD - ISSA ROAD TRIP WKND SO I NEEDED IT - CHRIMMAH DONE CAME EARLY 🎅🏿. BTW DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT MUSIC IF FUTURE AIN’T IN YO TOP 10. SH!T HAD ME CHARGED UP AF FOR AB DAY (THEM HANGING LEG RAISES AIN POSSIBLE WITHOUT A PROPER TURN UP SixPackGang 🥊). THIS FOOL SAID said “I send my Ethiopian to go pray at the temple - I flood her heart with diamonds, just to pray, it's so expensive - She tasting holy water, so, for me, it's beneficial - She caught the holy ghost when I gave her the Presidential”. TELL EM BOY 🐐 🚀🙏😂 p.s. DOLPH GOT SHOT UP FOR THE SECOND TIME - SURVIVED - DROPPED A ALBUM - DROPPED A VIDEO HE RECORDED IN THE HOSPITAL - THEY DON’T COME REALER THAN DOLPH - I SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE IDOLIZING FRAUDS - SAD! 😂 - CAREFUL WHO U LOOK UP TO - “smash you work in finance whatchu know bout trappers” - Ok “first of all” 😜😂 - BIH I’M FROM THE HOOD - THE HUSTLE IS IN MY BLOOD 💉 - ANY DAY THIS SH!T GON END SO TREAT EVERY CLIENT LIKE THEY THE ONLY ONE - TREAT ALL MY LADIES LIKE SHE THE ONL- (NAWWWW NO SIR 🤗😂) - Dolph said “I wake up in the mawnin poe up syrup I don’t drink coffee - my lil bish too bossy - try to fvck with her she act like she don’t hear you Talkin - ain’t never trust a hitta every since my cousin crossed me!” - IT DON’T MEAN DON’T EVER TRUST ANYONE - IT MEAN DON’T BE SURPRISED WHEN SOMEONE EXPRESSES POOR HUMAN NATURE - AND MOST IMPORTANT - DON’T NEVER SLOW DOWN REGARDLESS OF WHO TRYINA PUT OUT YO LIGHT - KEEP COMING WIDDIT - GREATNESS DON’T HIT THE BRAKE - WE ONLY THE GAS OVER HERE - SKURT! ⛽️ inspiration SorryImHypeToday 😤 BlessUp 😂😂😂🙌

WOKE UP TO A NEW FUTURE-THUGGER ALBUM, YOUNG DOLPH ALBUM, H.E.R. ALBUM 😍, AND KEYSHIA COLE ALBUM - THANK U GOD - ISSA ROAD TRIP WKND SO I NE...