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Telled

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By Myself

By Myself

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Phil

Phil

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Speech

Speech

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Boner, Dancing, and Donkey: 3:37 PM Mon Sep 16 43% Share Award 14.2k 2.1k TheFire_Eagle 4h I was a Navy Corpsman so this one is probably a bit of a reach but whatevs. Marine comes to sick call with a seriously beaten up dick. Like, lacerations, bruising. Thing really fucked up was Asked him what he did and he insisted that what happened was that he had a surprise boner and it hit his zipped up pants zipper and basically went all garbage disposal on his junk. Dude would not drop this narrative no matter how many times we told him that this just doesn't happen. Finally, Doc (the actual MD) comes in and tells him enough of this shit, yada yada write him up for malingering, need the full story. Dude jammed his wiener into the back of a computer tower. According to him, there was an opening back there (probably because old PC Towers in the Navy routinely had shit swapped out and they didn't always cover openings when things were removed). So, because he was a light tingling sensation as his skin made contact with something electrical. fucking donkey, he stuck his finger in it and felt a So he took the next logical step and whipped out his dick and shoved it into the back of this computer. What he did not account for was that the opening had sharp metal edges. But once inside, he got that tingling feeling and so he felt like he might as well finish the job before he pulled out. Plus, and this is where I had to stop myself from laughing, he felt it was "smarter" to pull himself out flacid rather than hard. -taps forehead- This was not a young man. This was not a man without rank. Reply 1.7k NoHoney_Medved 2h Did he just leave the computer tower? Can you just imagine someone trying to use it and the poor IT guy that comes out and opens it and there's just electrified jizz everywhere? 616 brutalethyl 1h I'm imagining dancing sperm all over the mother board. 51 PM_Me_RecipesorBoobs 1h S 1 Award If it wasn't a motherboard before, it was after that 169 5 MORE REPLIES Add a comment I, I just have no words
Boner, Dancing, and Donkey: 3:37 PM Mon Sep 16
 43%
 Share
 Award
 14.2k
 2.1k
 TheFire_Eagle 4h
 I was a Navy Corpsman so this one is probably a bit of a reach but whatevs.
 Marine comes to sick call with a seriously beaten up dick. Like, lacerations, bruising.
 Thing
 really fucked up
 was
 Asked him what he did and he insisted that what happened was that he had a
 surprise boner and it hit his zipped up pants zipper and basically went all garbage
 disposal on his junk. Dude would not drop this narrative no matter how many times
 we told him that this just doesn't happen.
 Finally, Doc (the actual MD) comes in and tells him enough of this shit, yada yada
 write him up for malingering, need the full story.
 Dude jammed his wiener into the back of a computer tower. According to him, there
 was an opening back there (probably because old PC Towers in the Navy routinely
 had shit swapped out and they didn't always cover openings when things were
 removed). So, because he was a
 light tingling sensation as his skin made contact with something electrical.
 fucking donkey, he stuck his finger in it and felt a
 So he took the next logical step and whipped out his dick and shoved it into the back
 of this computer. What he did not account for was that the opening had sharp metal
 edges. But once inside, he got that tingling feeling and so he felt like he might as well
 finish the job before he pulled out. Plus, and this is where I had to stop myself from
 laughing, he felt it was "smarter" to pull himself out flacid rather than hard. -taps
 forehead-
 This was not a young man. This was not a man without rank.
 Reply
 1.7k
 NoHoney_Medved 2h
 Did he just leave the computer tower? Can you just imagine someone trying to use
 it and the poor IT guy that comes out and opens it and there's just electrified jizz
 everywhere?
 616
 brutalethyl 1h
 I'm imagining dancing sperm all over the mother board.
 51
 PM_Me_RecipesorBoobs 1h
 S 1 Award
 If it wasn't a motherboard before, it was after that
 169
 5 MORE REPLIES
 Add a comment
I, I just have no words

I, I just have no words

Books, Friday, and Google: JOURNAL kgenfls STAGE 4 ASSESSMENT TASK THREE YEAR 7 ENGLISH TASK NAME: VISUAL LITERACY ASSESSMENT TASK OUTCOMES EN4-1A, EN4-2A, EN4-3B, EN4-4B, EN4-5C DUE DATE: Friday 20th September 2019 WEIGHTING: 20% a vérité toute moche SUBMISOION DETAIES Your assessment task must be submitted to the library with an assessment cover page on the above due date before 3:05pm. Late submissions will incur a 10% penalty for each day. TASK DETAILS: Part A: Visual Glossary Students are to create a visual glossary of the techniques Shaun Tan uses in his picture books. You can collect appropriate images from the internet to express each technique. The visual glossary must name the technique, give one example (image) of the technique and explain and effect. Some visual techniques include: Colour Size Camera shots/angles Symbolism Salience Grandir ou ne pas grandir, telle est la question! Facial expression *A visual glossary uses images to illustrate the meaning of words Part B: Annotation Students choose and annotate one double page spread from either, The Red Tree' or 'The Lost Thing which is provided for you on the Year 7 Google Classroom. You must print the image out and annotate it. Part C: 300 word Rationale Students write a 300 word rationale justifying their use of the techniques in their annotation and how those techniques examine a key theme in one of Shaun Tan's picture books. The rationale must: SEUIL Include a brief summary of the picture book Identify one key theme Identify and analyse how 3 visual techniques relate to the key theme The rationale must be one paragraph and typed using size 12, Times New Roman font. Google Classroom Code: 27nra3b Please ensure that this assessment notification is attached to your assessment upon submission. I acknowledge that this assessment task contains all my own work I have acknowledged all the sources of information through correct referencing I have made a copy of my work for my own file STUDENT NAME: STUDENT SIGNATURE: initiativ. Highlighte resced protect your face and head until advised to do so Sorry boys, I can't join you in area 51 I have an assessment due
Books, Friday, and Google: JOURNAL
 kgenfls
 STAGE 4 ASSESSMENT TASK THREE
 YEAR 7 ENGLISH
 TASK NAME: VISUAL LITERACY ASSESSMENT TASK
 OUTCOMES
 EN4-1A, EN4-2A, EN4-3B, EN4-4B, EN4-5C
 DUE DATE: Friday 20th September 2019
 WEIGHTING: 20%
 a vérité
 toute moche
 SUBMISOION DETAIES
 Your assessment task must be submitted to the library with an assessment cover page on the above
 due date before 3:05pm. Late submissions will incur a 10% penalty for each day.
 TASK DETAILS:
 Part A: Visual Glossary
 Students are to create a visual glossary of the techniques Shaun Tan uses in his picture books. You
 can collect appropriate images from the internet to express each technique. The visual glossary
 must name the technique, give one example (image) of the technique and explain and effect. Some
 visual techniques include:
 Colour
 Size
 Camera shots/angles
 Symbolism
 Salience
 Grandir ou
 ne pas grandir,
 telle est
 la question!
 Facial expression
 *A visual glossary uses images to illustrate the meaning of words
 Part B: Annotation
 Students choose and annotate one double page spread from either, The Red Tree' or 'The Lost Thing
 which is provided for you on the Year 7 Google Classroom. You must print the image out and annotate
 it.
 Part C: 300 word Rationale
 Students write a 300 word rationale justifying their use of the techniques in their annotation and how
 those techniques examine a key theme in one of Shaun Tan's picture books.
 The rationale must:
 SEUIL
 Include a brief summary of the picture book
 Identify one key theme
 Identify and analyse how 3 visual techniques relate to the key theme
 The rationale must be one paragraph and typed using size 12, Times New Roman font.
 Google Classroom Code: 27nra3b
 Please ensure that this assessment notification is attached to your assessment upon submission.
 I acknowledge that this assessment task contains all my own work
 I have acknowledged all the sources of information through correct referencing
 I have made a copy of my work for my own file
 STUDENT NAME:
 STUDENT SIGNATURE:
 initiativ. Highlighte
 resced
 protect your face and head
 until advised to do so
Sorry boys, I can't join you in area 51 I have an assessment due

Sorry boys, I can't join you in area 51 I have an assessment due

Spanish, Stan, and Yo: Nesepsi Krakeuski tHela Sefor Joseph Stalin: Hola. Qve te lomas nio Joseahi Yo ae liaho Dosephi krakowski, oteds cal es t nomore Stalihi Ya soy oseph 3talin, Presidents de Risia Nose aao e esarióe J osephiv predes decir me Lasephi M prthero nambre s esci -S-E-P-H- senor Stan Cote se escribe tv nonbre talih: e escrike como tv nambrt Pero h peifa diterente 5e esaibe -0-SEPH Posphii Mucha gato Stalih: (avalhente Dasephi vendo vas a mata a Stalin: Pes ahara no pledor To tehgo otnbresi elios pueaeh natar las tlotabres de itlet.Y despues ael tetlesT Tarea: Writing Practice! Práctica de escribj sk #1: On a lined piece of paper, write a conversation between two people. One pers should be an adult and the other should be a young adult. They should not know other and be meeting for the first time. ctions: Use the formal and the informal registers where appropriate. Include full questions Write in complete sentences and use correct spelling, sentence structure, and punctuation. Include all of the topics we have covered so far in class (Hint: Use your list on your evidence sheet!) Try to use as much vocabulary as possible and a variety wherever you can! 2: Continue to practice your conversational skills in the informal register with your speaking partner to prepare for the upcoming evidences. g ahead: Next class we'll be learning to tell time. Make sure you know your numbers 0-60. ou must turn in your Request to Retest for the (A) ABCS Listening Fvidonca hit 17 What do you guys think of my Spanish homework?
Spanish, Stan, and Yo: Nesepsi Krakeuski tHela Sefor
 Joseph Stalin: Hola. Qve te lomas nio
 Joseahi Yo ae liaho Dosephi krakowski, oteds cal es t
 nomore
 Stalihi Ya soy oseph 3talin, Presidents de Risia Nose aao
 e esarióe J osephiv predes decir me
 Lasephi M prthero nambre s esci -S-E-P-H-
 senor Stan Cote se escribe tv nonbre
 talih: e escrike como tv nambrt Pero h peifa
 diterente 5e esaibe -0-SEPH
 Posphii Mucha gato
 Stalih: (avalhente
 Dasephi vendo vas a mata a
 Stalin: Pes ahara no pledor To tehgo otnbresi elios pueaeh
 natar las tlotabres de itlet.Y despues ael
 tetlesT
 Tarea: Writing Practice! Práctica de escribj
 sk #1: On a lined piece of paper, write a conversation between two people. One pers
 should be an adult and the other should be a young adult. They should not know
 other and be meeting for the first time.
 ctions:
 Use the formal and the informal registers where appropriate. Include full questions
 Write in complete sentences and use correct spelling, sentence structure, and
 punctuation.
 Include all of the topics we have covered so far in class (Hint: Use your list on your
 evidence sheet!)
 Try to use as much vocabulary as possible and a variety wherever you can!
 2: Continue to practice your conversational skills in the informal register with your
 speaking partner to prepare for the upcoming evidences.
 g ahead:
 Next class we'll be learning to tell time. Make sure you know your numbers 0-60.
 ou must turn in your Request to Retest for the (A) ABCS Listening Fvidonca hit 17
What do you guys think of my Spanish homework?

What do you guys think of my Spanish homework?