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Arguing, Bless Up, and Dogs: My daughter was nervous around dogs, and then she met this guy. He let her love all over him for 20 minutes and then afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you, sweet boy, for making her into the dog lover that she is! GIBBS NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM ๐Ÿ˜‚. They will argue about anything. Itโ€™s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin ๐Ÿ˜‚. I love it. Iโ€™m not saying they ainโ€™t wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: โ€œfam I love getting food off the Halal carts.โ€ NY person: โ€œoh word, son? Oh itโ€™s like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?โ€ *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: โ€œsure...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œayo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?โ€ Me: โ€œummm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œson [pregnant pause] SON ๐Ÿ˜‚. U canโ€™t be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?โ€ Friend (quietly): โ€œI mean ... he wildin son.โ€ (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who donโ€™t really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: โ€œayo u mean...Like up by World Trade?โ€ And Iโ€™m like: โ€œI guess...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œSON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? ๐Ÿ˜‚ U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say โ€œHALAL CHICKEN GYROSโ€ with โ€œONE DOLLAR SAMOSAโ€...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because itโ€™s two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as itโ€™s kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and Iโ€™m like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I donโ€™t tell that story often anyway Iโ€™m not sayin donโ€™t eat at them carts u eat at son! Iโ€™m just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]
Arguing, Bless Up, and Dogs: My daughter was nervous around dogs,
 and then she met this guy. He let her love
 all over him for 20 minutes and then
 afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you,
 sweet boy, for making her into the dog
 lover that she is!
 GIBBS
NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM ๐Ÿ˜‚. They will argue about anything. Itโ€™s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin ๐Ÿ˜‚. I love it. Iโ€™m not saying they ainโ€™t wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: โ€œfam I love getting food off the Halal carts.โ€ NY person: โ€œoh word, son? Oh itโ€™s like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?โ€ *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: โ€œsure...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œayo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?โ€ Me: โ€œummm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œson [pregnant pause] SON ๐Ÿ˜‚. U canโ€™t be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?โ€ Friend (quietly): โ€œI mean ... he wildin son.โ€ (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who donโ€™t really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: โ€œayo u mean...Like up by World Trade?โ€ And Iโ€™m like: โ€œI guess...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œSON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? ๐Ÿ˜‚ U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say โ€œHALAL CHICKEN GYROSโ€ with โ€œONE DOLLAR SAMOSAโ€...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because itโ€™s two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as itโ€™s kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and Iโ€™m like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I donโ€™t tell that story often anyway Iโ€™m not sayin donโ€™t eat at them carts u eat at son! Iโ€™m just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]

NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM ๐Ÿ˜‚. They will argue about anything. Itโ€™s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories b...

Amazon, Bless Up, and Curving: Smooches from his fren make him very happy So as yโ€™all know smash suffer from insomnia, depression, anxiety, sadness, and general concern that bees are dying at an alarming rate ๐Ÿ˜ฐ. However on top of this melancholy interior is an exterior of a reasonably handsome - moderately humorous lad so ppl fux with me and I am somewhat enjoyable to be around - thank u God ๐Ÿ˜. Anyway to fix the sleep problem people been recommending I buy a weighted blanket. Went to amazon and clicked on the amazon choice and this bish said โ€œNatural weight of the blanket, feeling like being hugged by your lover.โ€ FAM!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ U KNOW lonely people buying this! Why u rubbing it in?! โ€œyour loverโ€ ... bish who? Where she at? Not in my bed! Wildin ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway that bish came today and I picked up the box quick asf and cot damn near pullt a muscle. And I lift weights! Heavy! But I forgot I ordered this beast of a blanket ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway yโ€™all wish me luck. I do be getting big time middle of the night wood so if this blanky weigh my lil homie down and deform him I am suing amazon for EVERYTHING. Emotional distress, name it. The PP curve beautifully right now so if this weighted blanket heck me up and u see me in a Bentley Coupe with Draya Michelle in the passenger side just know that lawsuit money came thru O...krrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ๐Ÿ˜‚ bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Amazon, Bless Up, and Curving: Smooches from his fren make him very
 happy
So as yโ€™all know smash suffer from insomnia, depression, anxiety, sadness, and general concern that bees are dying at an alarming rate ๐Ÿ˜ฐ. However on top of this melancholy interior is an exterior of a reasonably handsome - moderately humorous lad so ppl fux with me and I am somewhat enjoyable to be around - thank u God ๐Ÿ˜. Anyway to fix the sleep problem people been recommending I buy a weighted blanket. Went to amazon and clicked on the amazon choice and this bish said โ€œNatural weight of the blanket, feeling like being hugged by your lover.โ€ FAM!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ U KNOW lonely people buying this! Why u rubbing it in?! โ€œyour loverโ€ ... bish who? Where she at? Not in my bed! Wildin ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway that bish came today and I picked up the box quick asf and cot damn near pullt a muscle. And I lift weights! Heavy! But I forgot I ordered this beast of a blanket ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway yโ€™all wish me luck. I do be getting big time middle of the night wood so if this blanky weigh my lil homie down and deform him I am suing amazon for EVERYTHING. Emotional distress, name it. The PP curve beautifully right now so if this weighted blanket heck me up and u see me in a Bentley Coupe with Draya Michelle in the passenger side just know that lawsuit money came thru O...krrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ๐Ÿ˜‚ bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So as yโ€™all know smash suffer from insomnia, depression, anxiety, sadness, and general concern that bees are dying at an alarming rate ๐Ÿ˜ฐ. Ho...