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Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a real UFO and it was 'horribly designed' The Shape of Water director Guillermo 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d m808vthetank: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: doux-amer: truestoriesaboutme: dragon-in-a-fez: imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater: 鈥淚 know this is horrible,鈥 del Toro continues. 鈥淵ou sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn鈥檛 want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn鈥檛 consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, 鈥淢ountain of the Four,鈥 on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, 鈥楲et鈥檚 go to the highway.鈥 We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, 鈥楬onk and flash the lights.鈥 And we started honking.鈥 The UFO, says del Toro, 鈥淲ent from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second 鈥 and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clich茅d, with lights [blinking]. It鈥檚 so sad: I wish I could reveal they鈥檙e not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.鈥 (x) the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING 鈥渢here is intelligent life out there but it鈥檚 really fuckin tacky鈥 The real reason we haven鈥檛 made official contact with alien life is because they were offended by his remarks and don鈥檛 want to come back until we apologise
Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
 real UFO and it was 'horribly
 designed'
 The Shape of Water director Guillermo
 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
m808vthetank:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

鈥淚 know this is horrible,鈥 del Toro continues. 鈥淵ou sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn鈥檛 want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn鈥檛 consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, 鈥淢ountain of the Four,鈥 on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, 鈥楲et鈥檚 go to the highway.鈥 We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, 鈥楬onk and flash the lights.鈥 And we started honking.鈥
The UFO, says del Toro, 鈥淲ent from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second 鈥 and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clich茅d, with lights [blinking]. It鈥檚 so sad: I wish I could reveal they鈥檙e not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.鈥
(x)



the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

鈥渢here is intelligent life out there but it鈥檚 really fuckin tacky鈥


The real reason we haven鈥檛 made official contact with alien life is because they were offended by his remarks and don鈥檛 want to come back until we apologise

m808vthetank: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: doux-amer: truestoriesaboutme: dragon-in-a-fez: imagine you sa...