Gestures
Gestures

Gestures

Holding
Holding

Holding

I Have
I Have

I Have

Wallet
Wallet

Wallet

That
That

That

Skip
Skip

Skip

Universal
Universal

Universal

Motheres
Motheres

Motheres

i-didnt-know
i-didnt-know

i-didnt-know

mcdonalds drive thru
mcdonalds drive thru

mcdonalds drive thru

🔥 | Latest

Well In That Case: electrifyingnight: imaghosttown: kradeiz: arrghigiveup: gale-of-the-nomads: notsomerryerry: chabbit: bulbasaur-propaganda: Growing up with your starters Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo: Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs. Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle. Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely. Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now. Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things. Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding! @noelle217 This is adorable They just posted some more! [source] And some more! “They like to fawn around like a spoiled kid between my arms”   “Since they got big, They’ve become bold.” “They hold my hands, playfully touching.”“He’s not obedient, he touches my hands when I sleep/nap.” “They seek attention when I’m sulking.”“Now they’re big, they do it unwaveringly, but, It’s a little cute…” “When they worry, they wrap (their tail) around things.”“Since becoming big, they’re restrained.”  “When it’s attention time, they take their place in my clothes.” “Uh,,, my clothes,, oh you’re so happy, well, in that case it’s good…” “They hold out a pretty flower for me.”“Today, they held out a (spring flower?) to me. Thanks!!”  Thank you for the updated translations!
Well In That Case: electrifyingnight:

imaghosttown:


kradeiz:

arrghigiveup:

gale-of-the-nomads:

notsomerryerry:

chabbit:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

Growing up with your starters
Artist: 

esasi8794 / Twitter

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:
Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.
Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.
Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.
Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.
Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.
Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!



@noelle217 



This is adorable 

They just posted some more!
[source]

And some more! 

“They like to fawn around like a spoiled kid between my arms”   “Since they got big, They’ve become bold.”
“They hold my hands, playfully touching.”“He’s not obedient, he touches my hands when I sleep/nap.”
“They seek attention when I’m sulking.”“Now they’re big, they do it unwaveringly, but, It’s a little cute…”

“When they worry, they wrap (their tail) around things.”“Since becoming big, they’re restrained.” 
“When it’s attention time, they take their place in my clothes.” “Uh,,, my clothes,, oh you’re so happy, well, in that case it’s good…”
“They hold out a pretty flower for me.”“Today, they held out a (spring flower?) to me. Thanks!!” 



Thank you for the updated translations!

electrifyingnight: imaghosttown: kradeiz: arrghigiveup: gale-of-the-nomads: notsomerryerry: chabbit: bulbasaur-propaganda: Growi...

Well In That Case: Employees: We want $15 an hour McDonalds ORDER ORDER HERE HERE TTStoryTime Sorry for no captions. It's the new 🌊 tho - I don't usually like eating fast food but a nigga is starving word to Ethiopia. So I pull into the McDonald's drive thru and wait for the machine to talk. "Hi welcome to McDonald's" "Hi, can I have a large ice cream cone with no cone and no ice cream?" "Ice cream machine broke." "Damn OK. Well in that case can I have a Big Mac and a small drink?" "🅱IG Ma🅱 Ma🅱chine broke." "What? What's a 🅱ig Ma🅱?" "My nigga you don't know what a 🅱ig Ma🅱 is? 😂👋👌💯" "What language are you speaking?' "Sir can you please order there are people behind you." "Ummm okay... Can I just have a large drink?" "Drink machine broke." "Ugh I'm tired of this let me speak to the manager!" "Manager machine broke." At this point I'm so irritated I park my car and walk into the building. "Can I please speak to the person in charge?" I say to cashier. "Person in charge machine broke." I face-palmed and walk out of the door. I went to the trunk of my car and pulled out the M14 I was saving for class tomorrow. When I entered the store again, I pointed the gun at all of the employees. The people behind me screamed and ran. Noone dared move. "Ima give y'all motherfuckers one more chance. Either I talk to who's in charge or I kill all of you. What's it gonna be?" To my left I see a black guy in a wheelchair dressed differently roll towards the register. "Are you the manager?" I ask. He nods. "Why the hell are your employees saying the machines are broken?" He gestures behind him. It was the Ice cream machine with a note on it that read: "Broke" To the right was another machine Id never seen before. "🅱ig Ma🅱 ma🅱hine broke." He said. I looked at his wheelchair. His legs were skinny and lifeless. "Manager machine broke?" I asked. He nodded. "O." I say quietly. I put the gun down and walk out of the store. Suddenly I realized I forgot something. I turn around and say: "What about the Person in charge machine?" "Nigga is you dumb?" All the employees laugh. Little did they know I still had that M14 in my hands 😉
Well In That Case: Employees: We want $15 an hour
 McDonalds
 ORDER
 ORDER
 HERE
 HERE
TTStoryTime Sorry for no captions. It's the new 🌊 tho - I don't usually like eating fast food but a nigga is starving word to Ethiopia. So I pull into the McDonald's drive thru and wait for the machine to talk. "Hi welcome to McDonald's" "Hi, can I have a large ice cream cone with no cone and no ice cream?" "Ice cream machine broke." "Damn OK. Well in that case can I have a Big Mac and a small drink?" "🅱IG Ma🅱 Ma🅱chine broke." "What? What's a 🅱ig Ma🅱?" "My nigga you don't know what a 🅱ig Ma🅱 is? 😂👋👌💯" "What language are you speaking?' "Sir can you please order there are people behind you." "Ummm okay... Can I just have a large drink?" "Drink machine broke." "Ugh I'm tired of this let me speak to the manager!" "Manager machine broke." At this point I'm so irritated I park my car and walk into the building. "Can I please speak to the person in charge?" I say to cashier. "Person in charge machine broke." I face-palmed and walk out of the door. I went to the trunk of my car and pulled out the M14 I was saving for class tomorrow. When I entered the store again, I pointed the gun at all of the employees. The people behind me screamed and ran. Noone dared move. "Ima give y'all motherfuckers one more chance. Either I talk to who's in charge or I kill all of you. What's it gonna be?" To my left I see a black guy in a wheelchair dressed differently roll towards the register. "Are you the manager?" I ask. He nods. "Why the hell are your employees saying the machines are broken?" He gestures behind him. It was the Ice cream machine with a note on it that read: "Broke" To the right was another machine Id never seen before. "🅱ig Ma🅱 ma🅱hine broke." He said. I looked at his wheelchair. His legs were skinny and lifeless. "Manager machine broke?" I asked. He nodded. "O." I say quietly. I put the gun down and walk out of the store. Suddenly I realized I forgot something. I turn around and say: "What about the Person in charge machine?" "Nigga is you dumb?" All the employees laugh. Little did they know I still had that M14 in my hands 😉

TTStoryTime Sorry for no captions. It's the new 🌊 tho - I don't usually like eating fast food but a nigga is starving word to Ethiopia. S...

Well In That Case: l know you don't believe in modern medicine, but you do believe in the power of prayer. And through the years.when there was disease or infection, people of good faith would pray to God for a cure. NEWS Then isn't it possible that penicillin, vaccines and antibiotics are all actually answered prayers? And isn't it possible that the amazing men and women of medicine who brought about these miracles couldlbe the nstruments of God sanswers to our prayers? <p><a href="http://equestrianrepublican.tumblr.com/post/103255437291/andishallemerge-equestrianrepublican" class="tumblr_blog">equestrianrepublican</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andishallemerge.tumblr.com/post/103255386308/equestrianrepublican-marauders4evr-you-know">andishallemerge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://equestrianrepublican.tumblr.com/post/103250463456/marauders4evr-you-know-what-we-always">equestrianrepublican</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marauders4evr.tumblr.com/post/103095365017/you-know-what-we-always-complain-about-the-newer">marauders4evr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>You know what?</strong></p> <p><strong>We always complain about the newer Family Guy episodes.</strong></p> <p><strong>And don’t get me wrong, they have a ton of problems.</strong></p> <p><strong>But when they get it right, they really get it right!</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>Family Guy acts like that’s an unpopular opinion in Christian circles.</p> </blockquote> <p>In context, I think the people Lois was lecturing were Jehovah’s Witnesses.</p> </blockquote> <p>Well in that case it’s okay.</p></blockquote>
Well In That Case: l know you don't believe in modern medicine,
 but you do believe in the power of prayer.

 And through the years.when there was disease or
 infection, people of good faith would pray to God for a cure.

 NEWS
 Then isn't it possible that penicillin, vaccines
 and antibiotics are all actually answered prayers?

 And isn't it possible that the amazing men and women
 of medicine who brought about these miracles couldlbe the
 nstruments of God sanswers to our prayers?
<p><a href="http://equestrianrepublican.tumblr.com/post/103255437291/andishallemerge-equestrianrepublican" class="tumblr_blog">equestrianrepublican</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andishallemerge.tumblr.com/post/103255386308/equestrianrepublican-marauders4evr-you-know">andishallemerge</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://equestrianrepublican.tumblr.com/post/103250463456/marauders4evr-you-know-what-we-always">equestrianrepublican</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marauders4evr.tumblr.com/post/103095365017/you-know-what-we-always-complain-about-the-newer">marauders4evr</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><strong>You know what?</strong></p>
<p><strong>We always complain about the newer Family Guy episodes.</strong></p>
<p><strong>And don’t get me wrong, they have a ton of problems.</strong></p>
<p><strong>But when they get it right, they really get it right!</strong></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Family Guy acts like that’s an unpopular opinion in Christian circles.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>In context, I think the people Lois was lecturing were Jehovah’s Witnesses.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Well in that case it’s okay.</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://equestrianrepublican.tumblr.com/post/103255437291/andishallemerge-equestrianrepublican" class="tumblr_blog">equestrian...