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Weeks: “My mum keeps/ rescues owls, this is our new baby. He’s an African spotted eagle owl, just under 4 weeks old.“ (Source)
Weeks: “My mum keeps/ rescues owls, this is our new baby. He’s an African spotted eagle owl, just under 4 weeks old.“ (Source)

“My mum keeps/ rescues owls, this is our new baby. He’s an African spotted eagle owl, just under 4 weeks old.“ (Source)

Weeks: “This little dude and I have had breakfast/lunch together everyday for the last 4 weeks, always bring him something to eat and he just sits next to me for my entire break at work. My dude.“ (Source)
Weeks: “This little dude and I have had breakfast/lunch together everyday for the last 4 weeks, always bring him something to eat and he just sits next to me for my entire break at work. My dude.“ (Source)

“This little dude and I have had breakfast/lunch together everyday for the last 4 weeks, always bring him something to eat and he just si...

Weeks: Elliot’s owner shares what he looked like at 4 weeks vs full grown, with his favorite toy (via)
Weeks: Elliot’s owner shares what he looked like at 4 weeks vs full grown, with his favorite toy (via)

Elliot’s owner shares what he looked like at 4 weeks vs full grown, with his favorite toy (via)

Weeks: “Meet our puppy Mochi. He’s 12 weeks old today!” (Source)
Weeks: “Meet our puppy Mochi. He’s 12 weeks old today!” (Source)

“Meet our puppy Mochi. He’s 12 weeks old today!” (Source)

Weeks: still waiting for a couple of weeks of unemployment but ok
Weeks: still waiting for a couple of weeks of unemployment but ok

still waiting for a couple of weeks of unemployment but ok

Weeks: shoucolate: This joke had been stuck in me for weeks.
Weeks: shoucolate:

This joke had been stuck in me for weeks.

shoucolate: This joke had been stuck in me for weeks.

Weeks: How My Text Messages Been the Last Two Weeks by etw2016 MORE MEMES
Weeks: How My Text Messages Been the Last Two Weeks by etw2016
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How My Text Messages Been the Last Two Weeks by etw2016 MORE MEMES

Weeks: How My Text Messages Been the Last Two Weeks
Weeks: How My Text Messages Been the Last Two Weeks

How My Text Messages Been the Last Two Weeks

Weeks: dickpuncher420: Zukka Week Day 2: LaughterToph: Guys, you know they’ve been boning for, like, weeks, right?@zukka-week
Weeks: dickpuncher420:

Zukka Week Day 2: LaughterToph: Guys, you know they’ve been boning for, like, weeks, right?@zukka-week

dickpuncher420: Zukka Week Day 2: LaughterToph: Guys, you know they’ve been boning for, like, weeks, right?@zukka-week

Weeks: 6 weeks and 6 months (via)
Weeks: 6 weeks and 6 months (via)

6 weeks and 6 months (via)

Weeks: Hawkeye after 2 weeks deployment in eastern Europe
Weeks: Hawkeye after 2 weeks deployment in eastern Europe

Hawkeye after 2 weeks deployment in eastern Europe

Weeks: Our female German raised our male Pit from when he was 6 weeks old. 5yrs & 11 yrs now but he’ll always be her baby (Source)
Weeks: Our female German raised our male Pit from when he was 6 weeks old. 5yrs & 11 yrs now but he’ll always be her baby (Source)

Our female German raised our male Pit from when he was 6 weeks old. 5yrs & 11 yrs now but he’ll always be her baby (Source)

Weeks: relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them. Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes. Update: I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF Update: After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow! You are the future As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks. Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins? ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit vive la resistance Chaotic Good
Weeks: relyonloveonceinawhile:
whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good

relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremembe...

Weeks: It could last weeks
Weeks: It could last weeks

It could last weeks

Weeks: In two weeks everyone is infected
Weeks: In two weeks everyone is infected

In two weeks everyone is infected

Weeks: ruoyuart: Last week’s sketch: Sore-oritas.
Weeks: ruoyuart:



Last week’s sketch: Sore-oritas.

ruoyuart: Last week’s sketch: Sore-oritas.

Weeks: I’ve moved inside a 200 ft circle for weeks
Weeks: I’ve moved inside a 200 ft circle for weeks

I’ve moved inside a 200 ft circle for weeks

Weeks: It could last weeks
Weeks: It could last weeks

It could last weeks

Weeks: These past few weeks months have been weird but luckily we can always rely on Caturday to deliver the smiles!3cats #funnycats #catmemes #caturday #funnymemes
Weeks: These past few weeks months have been weird but luckily we can always rely on Caturday to deliver the smiles!3cats #funnycats #catmemes #caturday #funnymemes

These past few weeks months have been weird but luckily we can always rely on Caturday to deliver the smiles!3cats #funnycats #catmemes #...

Weeks: It could last weeks by Jordanye3t MORE MEMES
Weeks: It could last weeks by Jordanye3t
MORE MEMES

It could last weeks by Jordanye3t MORE MEMES

Weeks: TFW you find out the chick you’ve been hitting it off for weeks told you she was a digital content creator and it is actually an onlyfans account by spreadcollar MORE MEMES
Weeks: TFW you find out the chick you’ve been hitting it off for weeks told you she was a digital content creator and it is actually an onlyfans account by spreadcollar
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TFW you find out the chick you’ve been hitting it off for weeks told you she was a digital content creator and it is actually an onlyfans...

Weeks: These past few weeks months have been weird but luckily we can always rely on Caturday to deliver the smiles!#cats #catmemes #caturday #funnycats #funnycatmemes
Weeks: These past few weeks months have been weird but luckily we can always rely on Caturday to deliver the smiles!#cats #catmemes #caturday #funnycats #funnycatmemes

These past few weeks months have been weird but luckily we can always rely on Caturday to deliver the smiles!#cats #catmemes #caturday #f...

Weeks: My friend met a guy on Tinder and after weeks of talking they finally met up. It didn’t go well.
Weeks: My friend met a guy on Tinder and after weeks of talking they finally met up. It didn’t go well.

My friend met a guy on Tinder and after weeks of talking they finally met up. It didn’t go well.

Weeks: These past few weeks have been weird but luckily we can always rely on Caturday to deliver the smiles!#cats 3funnycats #catmemes #caturday #animalmemes #funnymemes
Weeks: These past few weeks have been weird but luckily we can always rely on Caturday to deliver the smiles!#cats 3funnycats #catmemes #caturday #animalmemes #funnymemes

These past few weeks have been weird but luckily we can always rely on Caturday to deliver the smiles!#cats 3funnycats #catmemes #caturda...

Weeks: One year ago I fell over when seeing Google Street view. They updated it a couple of weeks ago and now my shame is permanent
Weeks: One year ago I fell over when seeing Google Street view. They updated it a couple of weeks ago and now my shame is permanent

One year ago I fell over when seeing Google Street view. They updated it a couple of weeks ago and now my shame is permanent

Weeks: These last few weeks have been freeing in a different kind of way [oc]
Weeks: These last few weeks have been freeing in a different kind of way [oc]

These last few weeks have been freeing in a different kind of way [oc]

Weeks: Did this watercolor painting for my best friend who’s dog passed away 2 weeks ago. Archie would have turned 11 today.
Weeks: Did this watercolor painting for my best friend who’s dog passed away 2 weeks ago. Archie would have turned 11 today.

Did this watercolor painting for my best friend who’s dog passed away 2 weeks ago. Archie would have turned 11 today.

Weeks: These past few weeks months have been weird but luckily we can always rely on Caturday to deliver the smiles!#cats 3funnycats #catmemes #funnymemes #funnyanimals
Weeks: These past few weeks months have been weird but luckily we can always rely on Caturday to deliver the smiles!#cats 3funnycats #catmemes #funnymemes #funnyanimals

These past few weeks months have been weird but luckily we can always rely on Caturday to deliver the smiles!#cats 3funnycats #catmemes #...

Weeks: in two weeks her mortgage will be paid off
Weeks: in two weeks her mortgage will be paid off

in two weeks her mortgage will be paid off

Weeks: These past few weeks have been weird but luckily we can always rely on Caturday to deliver the smiles!#cats #catmemes #funnycats #funnymemes #
Weeks: These past few weeks have been weird but luckily we can always rely on Caturday to deliver the smiles!#cats #catmemes #funnycats #funnymemes #

These past few weeks have been weird but luckily we can always rely on Caturday to deliver the smiles!#cats #catmemes #funnycats #funnyme...

Weeks: After weeks of Isolation with just memes for company, my social skills are going to be a bit rusty…
Weeks: After weeks of Isolation with just memes for company, my social skills are going to be a bit rusty…

After weeks of Isolation with just memes for company, my social skills are going to be a bit rusty…

Weeks: omgcheckplease: ★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 26 - Check, Please ★In the summer of 2013, I was fully mourning my completed time as an undergraduate at Yale. One of the college’s traditional songs—which they strategically have students sing during their first weeks as Yalies and then again at the moment we’re conferred our degrees—goes like this:Bright College years, with pleasure rife,The shortest, gladdest years of life;How swiftly are ye gliding by!Oh, why doth time so quickly fly?Et cetera. The first time you sing it, you mumble the words and don’t know a single person around you. The last time you sing it, wearing the mortarboard and gown, you’ve got the lyrics memorized and you’re surrounded by some of the most important people in your life.That summer, with “How bright will seem, through mem’ry’s haze/ Those happy, golden, bygone days!” still ringing in my ears, I started CHECK, PLEASE. The comic’s first panels emerged on an ancient laptop, through a borrowed bamboo tablet, and on a free drawing program called gnu-IMPShop. I had no plan. I wanted to explore my newfound fascination with hockey and share silly cartoons on Tumblr. But unconsciously, I also wanted to pour the nostalgia of those bright college years into the Haus, Faber, Samwell, and Bitty’s story. I wanted to bottle up those moments where we grow and change and fall down and pick ourselves back up. Drawing CHECK, PLEASE was how I revisited those experiences and how I sifted through the bittersweet feeling of concluding something I loved. Perhaps this is why finishing CHECK, PLEASE calls back those same emotions. Just as Bitty would bake affection into a pie, I might have encoded into CHECK, PLEASE the heartfelt fondness I had for my time in college, the love of the friends I made there, and the gratitude I have for my own growth.I have always found it easier to express gratitude face to face. And even though I would not have gotten to meet all of you, the greatest downside of being unable to participate in a book tour is that I can’t say thanks in person. I could write a thousand words, yet they couldn’t replace a high five at a bookstore signing or a handshake at a convention. I could write the blog post to end all blog posts, but it’s not the same as yelling with you about an episode or chatting about a fandom we both happen be in. For me, it’s those moments that somehow equate to my abundant appreciation for you, the reader.I look forward to the day when I can let my actions speak louder than my words!In the meantime: thank you. I am incredibly blessed to get to create a story and then share it. This is all I want to do in life. These characters get to have a readership overflowing with love and enthusiasm for them. This comic, somehow, has found ambassadors. This story gets to be told. Thank you! I’m excited to share with you the unusual, fun, and hopeful narratives I’m working hard to develop.So with that, I’ll sign off on the last blog post! Thank you for reading this comic. Thank you for sharing it with friends. Thank you for caring about Bitty’s story and CHECK, PLEASE.Thank you!John J. Johnson.Just kidding, it’s Ngozi. :^) Tee hee. Bye now!
Weeks: omgcheckplease:

★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 26 - Check, Please ★In the summer of 2013, I was fully mourning my completed time as an undergraduate at Yale. One of the college’s traditional songs—which they strategically have students sing during their first weeks as Yalies and then again at the moment we’re conferred our degrees—goes like this:Bright College years, with pleasure rife,The shortest, gladdest years of life;How swiftly are ye gliding by!Oh, why doth time so quickly fly?Et cetera. The first time you sing it, you mumble the words and don’t know a single person around you. The last time you sing it, wearing the mortarboard and gown, you’ve got the lyrics memorized and you’re surrounded by some of the most important people in your life.That summer, with “How bright will seem, through mem’ry’s haze/ Those happy, golden, bygone days!” still ringing in my ears, I started CHECK, PLEASE. The comic’s first panels emerged on an ancient laptop, through a borrowed bamboo tablet, and on a free drawing program called gnu-IMPShop. I had no plan. I wanted to explore my newfound fascination with hockey and share silly cartoons on Tumblr. But unconsciously, I also wanted to pour the nostalgia of those bright college years into the Haus, Faber, Samwell, and Bitty’s story. I wanted to bottle up those moments where we grow and change and fall down and pick ourselves back up. Drawing CHECK, PLEASE was how I revisited those experiences and how I sifted through the bittersweet feeling of concluding something I loved. Perhaps this is why finishing CHECK, PLEASE calls back those same emotions. Just as Bitty would bake affection into a pie, I might have encoded into CHECK, PLEASE the heartfelt fondness I had for my time in college, the love of the friends I made there, and the gratitude I have for my own growth.I have always found it easier to express gratitude face to face. And even though I would not have gotten to meet all of you, the greatest downside of being unable to participate in a book tour is that I can’t say thanks in person. I could write a thousand words, yet they couldn’t replace a high five at a bookstore signing or a handshake at a convention. I could write the blog post to end all blog posts, but it’s not the same as yelling with you about an episode or chatting about a fandom we both happen be in. For me, it’s those moments that somehow equate to my abundant appreciation for you, the reader.I look forward to the day when I can let my actions speak louder than my words!In the meantime: thank you. I am incredibly blessed to get to create a story and then share it. This is all I want to do in life. These characters get to have a readership overflowing with love and enthusiasm for them. This comic, somehow, has found ambassadors. This story gets to be told. Thank you! I’m excited to share with you the unusual, fun, and hopeful narratives I’m working hard to develop.So with that, I’ll sign off on the last blog post! Thank you for reading this comic. Thank you for sharing it with friends. Thank you for caring about Bitty’s story and CHECK, PLEASE.Thank you!John J. Johnson.Just kidding, it’s Ngozi. :^) Tee hee. Bye now!

omgcheckplease: ★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 26 - Check, Please ★In the summer of 2013, I was fully mourning my completed time as an undergr...

Weeks: This weeks coronavirus guest host: The Shamwow Guy
Weeks: This weeks coronavirus guest host: The Shamwow Guy

This weeks coronavirus guest host: The Shamwow Guy

Weeks: I made a Tinder account 6 weeks ago and tracked all the data
Weeks: I made a Tinder account 6 weeks ago and tracked all the data

I made a Tinder account 6 weeks ago and tracked all the data

Weeks: In just a couple of 2 more weeks ?
Weeks: In just a couple of 2 more weeks ?

In just a couple of 2 more weeks ?

Weeks: Honestly, after the past few weeks, I’m starting to think that maybe the movie Wall-E wasn’t that far off.
Weeks: Honestly, after the past few weeks, I’m starting to think that maybe the movie Wall-E wasn’t that far off.

Honestly, after the past few weeks, I’m starting to think that maybe the movie Wall-E wasn’t that far off.

Weeks: Honestly, after the past few weeks, I’m starting to think that maybe the movie Wall-E wasn’t that far off.
Weeks: Honestly, after the past few weeks, I’m starting to think that maybe the movie Wall-E wasn’t that far off.

Honestly, after the past few weeks, I’m starting to think that maybe the movie Wall-E wasn’t that far off.

Weeks: Honestly, after the past few weeks, I’m starting to think that maybe the movie Wall-E wasn’t that far off.
Weeks: Honestly, after the past few weeks, I’m starting to think that maybe the movie Wall-E wasn’t that far off.

Honestly, after the past few weeks, I’m starting to think that maybe the movie Wall-E wasn’t that far off.

Weeks: 8 weeks now
Weeks: 8 weeks now

8 weeks now

Weeks: Matched on Tinder. Got her number. Convo went dry for 2 weeks. Decided to send a rhyme her way.
Weeks: Matched on Tinder. Got her number. Convo went dry for 2 weeks. Decided to send a rhyme her way.

Matched on Tinder. Got her number. Convo went dry for 2 weeks. Decided to send a rhyme her way.

Weeks: How I’ve been the past two weeks:
Weeks: How I’ve been the past two weeks:

How I’ve been the past two weeks: