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Very Quiet: Paris Hilton KA PA D.O.B. 1981-02-17 Soclalite Actor TV Personality MEAN 33% OK 10% NICE 67% Best known for: The Simple Life Hilton sex tape Paris Hilton's My New BFF SHARE YOUR STORY Stories Random Things My Step Sister Told Me Some random things told to me by my step sister who used to work for Paris: Paris has a room full of vintage radios from ww2 aircraft and the like. She restores them. There is always a smell of burning coming from the room. Nobody is allowed in. She has a telescope on a platform. My sister was often required to climb onto the roof with beef sandwiches and a flask of tea as Paris was up there looking at the sky. She also has 100's of notebooks full of numbers which somehow relate to what she sees through the telescope Behind closed doors Paris only wears pajamas which she gets delivered from the British store Marks and Spencers She doesn't come across as dim like she does when the cameras are around. She's very quiet. She bought my sister a playstation and some reindeer socks for Christmas Saved Me In Germany And Towed Me To A Garage My car broke down on an autobahn in Germany. Managed to coast to sort of layby thing with a burger van and toilets in it. I was in a bad state because I can't speak any German, my phone had no credit and I didn't have my breakdown details with me so I had no idea what to do. I unsuccessfully asked the guy in the burger van for help and he apparently didn't speak English so rather pathetically I started to cry. Then this big old American guy appeared and offered me a cup of tea in his motor home (it wasn't proper tea but that's besides the point). In the van was another guy and friggin Paris Hilton! I kid ye not. She was sweet and made me a sandwich and gave me a hug then proceeded to talk to me for 30mins about some old radio bits she'd bought in some show in Freidrichshafen. I didn't understand most of it. She said that when she wasn't working she liked to drive about Europe going to radio and air shows as if she put a hat on nobody ever recognised her. Then they towed me to a garage at about 40km per hour (scarey stuff on the autobahn). Oh yeah and she sat in my car and asked if it was ok before she smoked. theghostofallexander: zodiacbaby: prominent-nipple: oh my gOD LMFAOOLL WHAAATT oh my god
Very Quiet: Paris Hilton
 KA
 PA
 D.O.B. 1981-02-17 Soclalite Actor TV Personality
 MEAN
 33%
 OK 10%
 NICE
 67%
 Best known for:
 The Simple Life
 Hilton sex tape
 Paris Hilton's My New BFF
 SHARE YOUR STORY
 Stories

 Random Things My Step Sister Told Me
 Some random things told to me by my step sister who used to work for Paris: Paris has a room full of vintage
 radios from ww2 aircraft and the like. She restores them.
 There is always a smell of burning coming from the room. Nobody is allowed in.
 She has a telescope on a platform. My sister was often required to climb onto the roof with beef sandwiches and a
 flask of tea as Paris was up there looking at the sky.
 She also has 100's of notebooks full of numbers which somehow relate to what she sees through the telescope
 Behind closed doors Paris only wears pajamas which she gets delivered from the British store Marks and
 Spencers
 She doesn't come across as dim like she does when the cameras are around. She's very quiet.
 She bought my sister a playstation and some reindeer socks for Christmas

 Saved Me In Germany And Towed Me To A Garage
 My car broke down on an autobahn in Germany. Managed to coast to sort of layby thing with a burger van and
 toilets in it. I was in a bad state because I can't speak any German, my phone had no credit and I didn't have my
 breakdown details with me so I had no idea what to do.
 I unsuccessfully asked the guy in the burger van for help and he apparently didn't speak English so rather
 pathetically I started to cry. Then this big old American guy appeared and offered me a cup of tea in his motor
 home (it wasn't proper tea but that's besides the point). In the van was another guy and friggin Paris Hilton! I kid
 ye not.
 She was sweet and made me a sandwich and gave me a hug then proceeded to talk to me for 30mins about
 some old radio bits she'd bought in some show in Freidrichshafen. I didn't understand most of it. She said that
 when she wasn't working she liked to drive about Europe going to radio and air shows as if she put a hat on
 nobody ever recognised her.
 Then they towed me to a garage at about 40km per hour (scarey stuff on the autobahn). Oh yeah and she sat in
 my car and asked if it was ok before she smoked.
theghostofallexander:

zodiacbaby:

prominent-nipple:

oh my gOD

LMFAOOLL WHAAATT

oh my god

theghostofallexander: zodiacbaby: prominent-nipple: oh my gOD LMFAOOLL WHAAATT oh my god

Very Quiet: When I was little my Dad told me that toys grew under the weeds in the yard and if I pulled them, eventually a toy would pop out. And I believed it for a long time. Ahh, the memories. Lol Like · Reply 68 August 14 at 1:10pm via mobile My dad, a 2-3 pot a day coffee drinker, had me convinced at age 7 that you had to be 16 to buy and drink coffee. My first time at Starbucks when I was 16 i was so nervous because I thought they would card me! Lol. Like - Reply · A56 · August 14 at 1:40pm via mobile I My kids are convinced that they have a long lost brother somewhere that I dropped off because he was too loud in the car. I am sure they will figure it out but for the time being our road trips are very quiet and peaceful. Like · Reply 422 August 14 at 1:28pm via mobile I convinced my little sister that if she pressed the "Diet" button on the top of her plastic McDonald's cup lid, it would actually change her soda to diet. Hahahah she cried every time I did it. Unlike - Reply 106 - August 14 at 1:10pm via mobile I When my sister and I were little, we thought eucalyptus trees were actually called "you could lick this tree" so when we'd see them, we'd lick them. Like · Reply 86 August 14 at 1:10pm via mobile I've always been pretty fascinated with space. When I was a little girl, my dad would take his ladder and put it on our lawn every night, and bring me outside to tell me he put the moon up for me. I believed him for years. He passed away a few years ago, and every night when I see the moon I think of him. Like · Reply · 3115 - August 14 at 3:14pm via mobile FUNNY STUFF ON MEMEPIX.COM MEMEPIX.COM When you were young, what lie did your parents tell you?omg-humor.tumblr.com
Very Quiet: When I was little my Dad told me that toys
 grew under the weeds in the yard and if I pulled them,
 eventually a toy would pop out. And I believed it for a long time.
 Ahh, the memories. Lol
 Like · Reply 68 August 14 at 1:10pm via mobile
 My dad, a 2-3 pot a day coffee drinker, had
 me convinced at age 7 that you had to be 16 to buy and
 drink coffee. My first time at Starbucks when I was 16 i was so
 nervous because I thought they would card me! Lol.
 Like - Reply · A56 · August 14 at 1:40pm via mobile
 I My kids are convinced that they have a long
 lost brother somewhere that I dropped off because he was
 too loud in the car. I am sure they will figure it out but for the
 time being our road trips are very quiet and peaceful.
 Like · Reply 422 August 14 at 1:28pm via mobile
 I convinced my little sister that if she
 pressed the "Diet" button on the top of her plastic
 McDonald's cup lid, it would actually change her soda to diet.
 Hahahah she cried every time I did it.
 Unlike - Reply 106 - August 14 at 1:10pm via mobile
 I When my sister and I were little, we thought
 eucalyptus trees were actually called "you could lick this tree"
 so when we'd see them, we'd lick them.
 Like · Reply 86 August 14 at 1:10pm via mobile
 I've always been pretty fascinated with space.
 When I was a little girl, my dad would take his ladder and
 put it on our lawn every night, and bring me outside to tell me
 he put the moon up for me. I believed him for years. He passed
 away a few years ago, and every night when I see the moon I
 think of him.
 Like · Reply · 3115 - August 14 at 3:14pm via mobile
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