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venue: My hometown music venue has jokes despite the coronavirus closing
venue: My hometown music venue has jokes despite the coronavirus closing

My hometown music venue has jokes despite the coronavirus closing

venue: My hometown music venue has jokes despite the coronavirus closing
venue: My hometown music venue has jokes despite the coronavirus closing

My hometown music venue has jokes despite the coronavirus closing

venue: cacen so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule that all of our door staff must have names that start with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be- friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Dan now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso- lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older than me and has a fiance. you know when someone is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan. now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now, add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper. that's Doorman Dan. since meeting him last year, I've discovered .he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called Junkie Jeff at 9AM .he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months while he was in the army, and was complet unaware they had broken up until he wishe happy Christmas and she responded with what the fuck Dan .accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for thirty-six hours .he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay, and instead of jumping in and fighting back he decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out and ran off .he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed inside any John Lewis shops .he is convinced the love of his life is not his fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII know when I meet him. .he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless they follow him his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be told." when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on the door and asked if they'd like a snack . .he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out being the only person on the dance floor without a drink when he's patrolling the bar I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him cacen BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!! zohbugg I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of Doorman Dan thecheshirecass I look forward to reading more about the loving, polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with Ned when they finally meet. fuckveahdiomedes What's the instagram for the rabbits, op? Source: cacen 114,993 notes The adventures of doorman dan
venue: cacen
 so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule
 that all of our door staff must have names that start
 with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be-
 friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called
 Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Dan
 now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso-
 lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older
 than me and has a fiance. you know when someone
 is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're
 simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan.
 now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his
 appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand
 inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now,
 add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper.
 that's Doorman Dan.
 since meeting him last year, I've discovered
 .he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that
 said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when
 he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy
 and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called
 Junkie Jeff at 9AM
 .he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months
 while he was in the army, and was complet
 unaware they had broken up until he wishe
 happy Christmas and she responded with what the
 fuck Dan
 .accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for
 thirty-six hours
 .he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay,
 and instead of jumping in and fighting back he
 decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand
 in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out
 and ran off
 .he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a
 month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has
 resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed
 inside any John Lewis shops
 .he is convinced the love of his life is not his
 fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked
 who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII
 know when I meet him.
 .he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet
 rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless
 they follow him
 his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even
 proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be
 told."
 when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he
 didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on
 the door and asked if they'd like a snack
 .
 .he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail
 called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out
 being the only person on the dance floor without a
 drink when he's patrolling the bar
 I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him
 cacen
 BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!!
 zohbugg
 I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of
 Doorman Dan
 thecheshirecass
 I look forward to reading more about the loving,
 polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with
 Ned when they finally meet.
 fuckveahdiomedes
 What's the instagram for the rabbits, op?
 Source: cacen
 114,993 notes
The adventures of doorman dan

The adventures of doorman dan

venue: 100% facebook.com Hey everyone! Who's ready for Hawaii 2019? In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know it's a longgg way away...but I would still like to announce the dress code! I am giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that you will have time to find and pick out something nice : The dress code is very specific because it will be used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right, it will make our synchronized dancing along the beach really pop SO, without further adoo WOMEN (100-160 LBS) GREEN Velvet Sweater ORANGE Suede Pants -Loubotin heels (the famous RED heeled shoes. when we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you) -Burberry Scarf MEN (100-200 LBS) PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket Soda Hat All White Trainers -Plain Glow Sticks WOMEN (160 LBS +) -all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material -BLACK heels MEN (200 LBS+) -all CAMOFLAGE BLACK sneakers CHILDREN RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood orange or some bullshit! Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of clothing. Remember, the venue is extremely upscale, and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies and gents please, if you look like trash, so will we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit valued at at least $1,000. This includes jewlery, accessories, makeup, and hair. Remember ladies and gents, this wedding is 24k themed for a reasorn You have a year and a half to get working. No excuses! Mwana beyoncescock: vorecrimes: charybdis-sans-fond: imsuchacapricorn: imsuchacapricorn: caffeinatedcorvid: lady-caryatid: daffodyke: doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like this exist. Interesting. this story has a part 2 THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are I thought it was the same person ngl. I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it. THERE’S AN UPDATE Stephanie is a true hero. my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet keep the updates coming please
venue: 100%
 facebook.com
 Hey everyone!
 Who's ready for Hawaii 2019?
 In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know
 it's a longgg way away...but
 I would still like to announce the dress code! I am
 giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that
 you will have time to find and pick out something nice
 : The dress code is very specific because it will be
 used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right,
 it will make our synchronized dancing along the
 beach really pop
 SO, without further adoo
 WOMEN (100-160 LBS)
 GREEN Velvet Sweater
 ORANGE Suede Pants
 -Loubotin heels (the famous RED heeled shoes. when
 we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you)
 -Burberry Scarf
 MEN (100-200 LBS)
 PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket
 Soda Hat
 All White Trainers
 -Plain Glow Sticks
 WOMEN (160 LBS +)
 -all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material
 -BLACK heels
 MEN (200 LBS+)
 -all CAMOFLAGE
 BLACK sneakers
 CHILDREN
 RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form
 the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood
 orange or some bullshit!
 Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire
 after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of
 clothing. Remember, the venue is extremely upscale,
 and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies
 and gents please, if you look like trash, so will
 we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit
 valued at at least $1,000. This includes jewlery,
 accessories, makeup, and hair. Remember ladies and
 gents, this wedding is 24k themed for a reasorn
 You have a year and a half to get working. No excuses!
 Mwana
beyoncescock:
vorecrimes:

charybdis-sans-fond:

imsuchacapricorn:


imsuchacapricorn:


caffeinatedcorvid:

lady-caryatid:


daffodyke:

doctormemes:

symmetraismygf:

squeezemetillipop:

hornsandblackwool:


Are straight white people okay????
What is this?!


People like this exist. Interesting.

this story has a part 2

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL




I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly  amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian  for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are


I thought it was the same person ngl.


I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.


THERE’S AN UPDATE


Stephanie is a true hero. 

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet


keep the updates coming please

beyoncescock: vorecrimes: charybdis-sans-fond: imsuchacapricorn: imsuchacapricorn: caffeinatedcorvid: lady-caryatid: daffodyke:...

venue: 100% facebook.com Hey everyone! Who's ready for Hawaii 2019? In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know it's a longgg way away...but I would still like to announce the dress code! I am giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that you will have time to find and pick out something nice : The dress code is very specific because it will be used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right, it will make our synchronized dancing along the beach really pop SO, without further adoo WOMEN (100-160 LBS) GREEN Velvet Sweater ORANGE Suede Pants -Loubotin heels (the famous RED heeled shoes. when we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you) -Burberry Scarf MEN (100-200 LBS) PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket Soda Hat All White Trainers -Plain Glow Sticks WOMEN (160 LBS +) -all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material -BLACK heels MEN (200 LBS+) -all CAMOFLAGE BLACK sneakers CHILDREN RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood orange or some bullshit! Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of clothing. Remember, the venue is extremely upscale, and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies and gents please, if you look like trash, so will we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit valued at at least $1,000. This includes jewlery, accessories, makeup, and hair. Remember ladies and gents, this wedding is 24k themed for a reasorn You have a year and a half to get working. No excuses! Mwana doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like this exist. Interesting. this story has a part 2 THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL
venue: 100%
 facebook.com
 Hey everyone!
 Who's ready for Hawaii 2019?
 In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know
 it's a longgg way away...but
 I would still like to announce the dress code! I am
 giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that
 you will have time to find and pick out something nice
 : The dress code is very specific because it will be
 used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right,
 it will make our synchronized dancing along the
 beach really pop
 SO, without further adoo
 WOMEN (100-160 LBS)
 GREEN Velvet Sweater
 ORANGE Suede Pants
 -Loubotin heels (the famous RED heeled shoes. when
 we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you)
 -Burberry Scarf
 MEN (100-200 LBS)
 PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket
 Soda Hat
 All White Trainers
 -Plain Glow Sticks
 WOMEN (160 LBS +)
 -all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material
 -BLACK heels
 MEN (200 LBS+)
 -all CAMOFLAGE
 BLACK sneakers
 CHILDREN
 RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form
 the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood
 orange or some bullshit!
 Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire
 after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of
 clothing. Remember, the venue is extremely upscale,
 and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies
 and gents please, if you look like trash, so will
 we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit
 valued at at least $1,000. This includes jewlery,
 accessories, makeup, and hair. Remember ladies and
 gents, this wedding is 24k themed for a reasorn
 You have a year and a half to get working. No excuses!
 Mwana
doctormemes:
symmetraismygf:

squeezemetillipop:

hornsandblackwool:


Are straight white people okay????
What is this?!


People like this exist. Interesting.

this story has a part 2

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like th...

venue: SYSTEM OFA DOWN ncubus WITH AI THE DRIVE IN CLUTCH PALLBEARER SKELETONWITCH BUY TICA ETMAS OFFICE Important info for our SOLD OUT show this Saturday at Glen Helen Amphitheater (No tickets will be available at the box office!): . . ARRIVE EARLY - Parking lots will open at 9am & we’re expecting a full house (45,000 fans). . . FREE PARK & RIDE - Starting at 9am, the Fontana Auto Club Speedway will offer a free Park & Ride shuttle to the venue. At the Speedway, you can also enter for a chance to win a signed SOAD guitar (winner notified Monday, October 15). The first 500 fans to arrive will each receive a $10 Food & Non-Alcoholic Beverage voucher to use at the show. Swipe up in our story to RSVP for your Park & Ride passes + view the Official Guitar Giveaway rules. . . CARPOOL-RIDESHARE - This will lighten traffic & save you time locating friends. In addition, the first 500 fans to arrive will each receive a $10 Food & Non-Alcoholic Beverage voucher to use at the show. Head over to our Carpool SOAD Giveaway booth in the general parking lot to retrieve your voucher. . REGIONAL SHUTTLE - For those who don’t live near the venue, we’ve partnered with FestDrive to provide direct coach options from all over Southern California, all fully air-conditioned with restrooms. Relax & enjoy a hassle-free ride to & from the venue. Swipe up in our story to get your FestDrive Shuttle pass. . . STAY & CHILL OUT AFTER THE SHOW - We’ll have free coffee (from Serj Tankian’s own @kavatcoffee - www.kavatcoffee.com), donuts,and we'll be screening This Is Spinal Tap on a 50' movie screen down by the lake if you want to hang out while the parking lots clear. . Full info on allowable items at entry, venue rules & more can be found by searching Glen Helen Amphitheater on the Live Nation site!
venue: SYSTEM OFA DOWN
 ncubus
 WITH
 AI THE DRIVE IN
 CLUTCH
 PALLBEARER SKELETONWITCH
 BUY TICA
 ETMAS
 OFFICE
Important info for our SOLD OUT show this Saturday at Glen Helen Amphitheater (No tickets will be available at the box office!): . . ARRIVE EARLY - Parking lots will open at 9am & we’re expecting a full house (45,000 fans). . . FREE PARK & RIDE - Starting at 9am, the Fontana Auto Club Speedway will offer a free Park & Ride shuttle to the venue. At the Speedway, you can also enter for a chance to win a signed SOAD guitar (winner notified Monday, October 15). The first 500 fans to arrive will each receive a $10 Food & Non-Alcoholic Beverage voucher to use at the show. Swipe up in our story to RSVP for your Park & Ride passes + view the Official Guitar Giveaway rules. . . CARPOOL-RIDESHARE - This will lighten traffic & save you time locating friends. In addition, the first 500 fans to arrive will each receive a $10 Food & Non-Alcoholic Beverage voucher to use at the show. Head over to our Carpool SOAD Giveaway booth in the general parking lot to retrieve your voucher. . REGIONAL SHUTTLE - For those who don’t live near the venue, we’ve partnered with FestDrive to provide direct coach options from all over Southern California, all fully air-conditioned with restrooms. Relax & enjoy a hassle-free ride to & from the venue. Swipe up in our story to get your FestDrive Shuttle pass. . . STAY & CHILL OUT AFTER THE SHOW - We’ll have free coffee (from Serj Tankian’s own @kavatcoffee - www.kavatcoffee.com), donuts,and we'll be screening This Is Spinal Tap on a 50' movie screen down by the lake if you want to hang out while the parking lots clear. . Full info on allowable items at entry, venue rules & more can be found by searching Glen Helen Amphitheater on the Live Nation site!

Important info for our SOLD OUT show this Saturday at Glen Helen Amphitheater (No tickets will be available at the box office!): . . ARRI...

venue: <p><a href="https://officer-k-k.tumblr.com/post/175494202983/libertarirynn-bluebreeze52-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">officer-k-k</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175492975579/bluebreeze52-libertarirynn-as-seen-today-on" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bluebreeze52.tumblr.com/post/175492912395/libertarirynn-as-seen-today-on-philly-d-shane" class="tumblr_blog">bluebreeze52</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175492856546/as-seen-today-on-philly-d-shane-dawson-released" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>As seen today on Philly D, Shane Dawson released behind the scenes video that shows not only was Tana aware of having oversold the venue, she was actively excited at the prospect of people waiting outside in the blazing hot sun with no water or shelter, just because it would make her look good.</p> <p>All of the “good intentions“ arguments are out the window now. She knew exactly what she was doing with this shit.</p> </blockquote> <p>Why do people still give this bitch the time of day? The Content Cop about her last year already proved how awful she is.</p> </blockquote> <p>But you would not believe how many people still stan her. Even after this shit her fans are all over Twitter like “Tana bby you did nothing wrong!!! People are so mean to you 😢😢😢”</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mZHrjydhp9oUbxMGBDJA8rw">@libertarirynn</a> Michael Weiss the CEO of GoodTimes (the company Tana was working with) shit the bed with the planning among other things.</p> <p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xFtIsyRvNE">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xFtIsyRvNE</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLFOqYjmroA">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLFOqYjmroA</a><br/></p> <p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YLY9P-nIAk">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YLY9P-nIAk</a><br/></p> <p>you gotta watch all 3 parts. Its really just two, 20 year old kids who put themselves in the 50 foot deep end of an olympic pool.</p> <p>trust me i don’t like Tana either, she’s loud and just really obnoxious, But she’s WAY too young to do this kind of thing.</p> </blockquote><p>Oh please spare me that “she’s too young“ bit. 20 years old is plenty old enough to know that hosting an event with more people than you have room for is a recipe for disaster, especially when safety concerns were a big part of the reason you were having trouble with Vidcon in the first place. </p><p>And yes the CEO is a scumbag who deserves just as much hate, but that doesn’t let Tana off the hook. She is literally bragging about people having to wait outside. She knew from the outset that people would not be able to get in and she didn’t inform people of this or make any sort of preparations for them like water or tents. She lied outright about how many people there were and at first tried to make it seem like the only reason things didn’t go well was because a bunch of random people showed up, when that was her plan all along. </p><p>This is not rocket science. This isn’t just “a couple of kids who made some mistakes”. These are grown ass people making stupid, poorly thought out decisions for their image and ego and nothing else. Her crocodile tears do not move me in the slightest.</p>
venue: <p><a href="https://officer-k-k.tumblr.com/post/175494202983/libertarirynn-bluebreeze52-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">officer-k-k</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175492975579/bluebreeze52-libertarirynn-as-seen-today-on" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://bluebreeze52.tumblr.com/post/175492912395/libertarirynn-as-seen-today-on-philly-d-shane" class="tumblr_blog">bluebreeze52</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175492856546/as-seen-today-on-philly-d-shane-dawson-released" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>As seen today on Philly D, Shane Dawson released behind the scenes video that shows not only was Tana aware of having oversold the venue, she was actively excited at the prospect of people waiting outside in the blazing hot sun with no water or shelter, just because it would make her look good.</p>

<p>All of the “good intentions“ arguments are out the window now. She knew exactly what she was doing with this shit.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Why do people still give this bitch the time of day? The Content Cop about her last year already proved how awful she is.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>But you would not believe how many people still stan her. Even after this shit her fans are all over Twitter like “Tana bby you did nothing wrong!!! People are so mean to you 😢😢😢”</p>
</blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mZHrjydhp9oUbxMGBDJA8rw">@libertarirynn</a> Michael Weiss the CEO of GoodTimes (the company Tana was working with) shit the bed with the planning among other things.</p>
<p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xFtIsyRvNE">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xFtIsyRvNE</a></p>
<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLFOqYjmroA">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLFOqYjmroA</a><br/></p>
<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YLY9P-nIAk">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YLY9P-nIAk</a><br/></p>
<p>you gotta watch all 3 parts. Its really just two, 20 year old kids who put themselves in the 50 foot deep end of an olympic pool.</p>
<p>trust me i don’t like Tana either, she’s loud and just really obnoxious, But she’s WAY too young to do this kind of thing.</p>
</blockquote><p>Oh please spare me that “she’s too young“ bit. 20 years old is plenty old enough to know that hosting an event with more people than you have room for is a recipe for disaster, especially when safety concerns were a big part of the reason you were having trouble with Vidcon in the first place. </p><p>And yes the CEO is a scumbag who deserves just as much hate, but that doesn’t let Tana off the hook. She is literally bragging about people having to wait outside. She knew from the outset that people would not be able to get in and she didn’t inform people of this or make any sort of preparations for them like water or tents. She lied outright about how many people there were and at first tried to make it seem like the only reason things didn’t go well was because a bunch of random people showed up, when that was her plan all along. </p><p>This is not rocket science. This isn’t just “a couple of kids who made some mistakes”. These are grown ass people making stupid, poorly thought out decisions for their image and ego and nothing else. Her crocodile tears do not move me in the slightest.</p>

<p><a href="https://officer-k-k.tumblr.com/post/175494202983/libertarirynn-bluebreeze52-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">officer-k-k</a...

venue: cacen so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule that all of our door staff must have names that start with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Darn now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso- lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older than me and has a fiance. you know when someone is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan. now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now, add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper that's Doorman Dan. since meeting him last year, I've discovered .he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called Junkie Jeff at 9AM he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months while he was in the army, and was complet unaware they had broken up until he wishe happy Christmas and she responded with what the fuck Dan .accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for thirty-six hours .he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay and instead of jumping in and fighting back he decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out and ran off .he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed inside any John Lewis shops .he is convinced the love of his life is not his fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII know when I meet him." .he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless they follow him .his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be .when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on the door and asked if they'd like a snack .he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out being the only person on the dance floor without a drink when he's patrolling the bar I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him cacen BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!! zohbugg I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of Doorman Dan thecheshirecass I look forward to reading more about the loving, polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with Ned when they finally meet. fuckyeahdiomedes What's the instagram for the rabbits, op? Source: cacen 114,993 notes Once upon a time there was a doorman named Dan
venue: cacen
 so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule
 that all of our door staff must have names that start
 with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be
 friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called
 Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Darn
 now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso-
 lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older
 than me and has a fiance. you know when someone
 is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're
 simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan.
 now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his
 appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand
 inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now,
 add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper
 that's Doorman Dan.
 since meeting him last year, I've discovered
 .he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that
 said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when
 he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy
 and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called
 Junkie Jeff at 9AM
 he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months
 while he was in the army, and was complet
 unaware they had broken up until he wishe
 happy Christmas and she responded with what the
 fuck Dan
 .accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for
 thirty-six hours
 .he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay
 and instead of jumping in and fighting back he
 decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand
 in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out
 and ran off
 .he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a
 month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has
 resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed
 inside any John Lewis shops
 .he is convinced the love of his life is not his
 fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked
 who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII
 know when I meet him."
 .he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet
 rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless
 they follow him
 .his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even
 proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be
 .when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he
 didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on
 the door and asked if they'd like a snack
 .he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail
 called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out
 being the only person on the dance floor without a
 drink when he's patrolling the bar
 I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him
 cacen
 BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!!
 zohbugg
 I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of
 Doorman Dan
 thecheshirecass
 I look forward to reading more about the loving,
 polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with
 Ned when they finally meet.
 fuckyeahdiomedes
 What's the instagram for the rabbits, op?
 Source: cacen
 114,993 notes
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venue: File: image.jpg (30 KB, 345x302) Anonymous (ID: WPbThArs) 05/06/14(Tue)13:46:34 No.545330185 >>545330338 >>545330504 >>545330524 >be at Slayer concert with friends >have to park our car two miles from venue >walk our asses all the way there realize I forgot my bottle of water in car >goddamnit.jpg standing in line to be let in thirsty as fuck >black homeless guy approaches us >kind of rough looking >asks for money tell him l'll pay him a dollar if he can direct me to the nearest bottle of water >yeah, I know where...I know where... >we walk through boarded up blocks of endless ghetto >hope I don't get killed reach store with no windows or signs nervous as fuck >walk in, black customers and employees stare >'damn, we ain't never seen a white guy in here... get my water, quench my t >hear liquid hitting sidewalk turn back, see him pissing and walking sideways at the same time >'that's how we piss in public so we don't get caught, boss' return to venue, letting people in now >say goodbye to homeless friend realize we have an extra ticket give it to him tell him he can sell it or come with us 'how much is it worth?" tell him roughly $30.00 >his eyes light up >I'm gonna sell it! >be three hours later >concert over hirst, start walking back with new homeless friend walking back to our car same homeless guy sees me >'boss! boss! I sold that ticket for $25.00!" >he holds up McDonalds bag and a beer 'I didn't forget you, boss! hands them to me >mfw my heart has never been so touched <p>This is touching via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2HGpyhb">https://ift.tt/2HGpyhb</a></p>
venue: File: image.jpg (30 KB, 345x302)
 Anonymous (ID: WPbThArs) 05/06/14(Tue)13:46:34 No.545330185
 >>545330338 >>545330504 >>545330524
 >be at Slayer concert with friends
 >have to park our car two miles from venue
 >walk our asses all the way there
 realize I forgot my bottle of water in car
 >goddamnit.jpg
 standing in line to be let in
 thirsty as fuck
 >black homeless guy approaches us
 >kind of rough looking
 >asks for money
 tell him l'll pay him a dollar if he can direct me to the nearest bottle of water
 >yeah, I know where...I know where...
 >we walk through boarded up blocks of endless ghetto
 >hope I don't get killed
 reach store with no windows or signs
 nervous as fuck
 >walk in, black customers and employees stare
 >'damn, we ain't never seen a white guy in here...
 get my water, quench my t
 >hear liquid hitting sidewalk
 turn back, see him pissing and walking sideways at the same time
 >'that's how we piss in public so we don't get caught, boss'
 return to venue, letting people in now
 >say goodbye to homeless friend
 realize we have an extra ticket
 give it to him
 tell him he can sell it or come with us
 'how much is it worth?"
 tell him roughly $30.00
 >his eyes light up
 >I'm gonna sell it!
 >be three hours later
 >concert over
 hirst, start walking back with new homeless friend
 walking back to our car
 same homeless guy sees me
 >'boss! boss! I sold that ticket for $25.00!"
 >he holds up McDonalds bag and a beer
 'I didn't forget you, boss!
 hands them to me
 >mfw my heart has never been so touched
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venue: Josh Hugo 11 hrs This "school walkout" thing is giving me serious "1984" vibes Schools are sanctioning it, so it isn't actually a walkout. It's actually students conforming to the government authority by speaking a government- approved opinion in a government-approved venue. And that opinion is that they should have their own rights taken away by the government whose opinion they are expressing You have students marching with the sanction of the state to demand less freedom from the state... and everyone is pretending that their doing so is somehow brave and rebellious. If my kids weren't already homeschooled, this would probably tip the balance. <p><a href="https://undeadwill.tumblr.com/post/171884063549/ive-been-saying-it-for-years-how-can-entrust" class="tumblr_blog">undeadwill</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>I’ve been saying it for years. How can entrust the state to be the sole and only provider education and raise kids for 18 years? </p> <p>Especially considering that they do not trust the state to be the sole or even largest source for news or information. </p> </blockquote> <p>I will never understand how people can simultaneously hold the view that the government is evil and Trump is a horrible fascist but also the government needs to protect us and further restrict us with more laws so we can be “safe“. It seriously infuriates me.</p>
venue: Josh Hugo
 11 hrs
 This "school walkout" thing is giving me serious
 "1984" vibes
 Schools are sanctioning it, so it isn't actually a
 walkout. It's actually students conforming to the
 government authority by speaking a government-
 approved opinion in a government-approved venue.
 And that opinion is that they should have their own
 rights taken away by the government whose opinion
 they are expressing
 You have students marching with the sanction of the
 state to demand less freedom from the state... and
 everyone is pretending that their doing so is somehow
 brave and rebellious.
 If my kids weren't already homeschooled, this would
 probably tip the balance.
<p><a href="https://undeadwill.tumblr.com/post/171884063549/ive-been-saying-it-for-years-how-can-entrust" class="tumblr_blog">undeadwill</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>I’ve been saying it for years. How can entrust  the state to be the sole and only provider education and raise kids for 18 years? </p>
<p>Especially considering that they do not trust the state to be the sole or even largest source for news or information. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>I will never understand how people can simultaneously hold the view that the government is evil and Trump is a horrible fascist but also the government needs to protect us and further restrict us with more laws so we can be “safe“. It seriously infuriates me.</p>

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