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Vanity: Arrogance, vanity, all over. He's underwater, like a Range Rover.
Vanity: Arrogance, vanity, all over. He's underwater, like a Range Rover.

Arrogance, vanity, all over. He's underwater, like a Range Rover.

Vanity: Chuck Lorre Productions vanity card
Vanity: Chuck Lorre Productions vanity card

Chuck Lorre Productions vanity card

Vanity: Chuck Lorre Vanity Card meme (new meme, blank)
Vanity: Chuck Lorre Vanity Card meme (new meme, blank)

Chuck Lorre Vanity Card meme (new meme, blank)

Vanity: epicdndmemes: The Vanity of Hope: A series for the human race (Apostle Book 1)  on Amazon $0.99
Vanity: epicdndmemes:

The Vanity of Hope: A series for the human race (Apostle Book 1)  on Amazon $0.99

epicdndmemes: The Vanity of Hope: A series for the human race (Apostle Book 1)  on Amazon $0.99

Vanity: epicdndmemes: The Vanity of Hope: A series for the human race (Apostle Book 1)  on Amazon $0.99
Vanity: epicdndmemes:

The Vanity of Hope: A series for the human race (Apostle Book 1)  on Amazon $0.99

epicdndmemes: The Vanity of Hope: A series for the human race (Apostle Book 1)  on Amazon $0.99

Vanity: epicdndmemes: The Vanity of Hope: A series for the human race (Apostle Book 1)  on Amazon $0.99
Vanity: epicdndmemes:

The Vanity of Hope: A series for the human race (Apostle Book 1)  on Amazon $0.99

epicdndmemes: The Vanity of Hope: A series for the human race (Apostle Book 1)  on Amazon $0.99

Vanity: readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: asundergrowth: vocifersaurus: abrakafcukyou: bitterfucked: breastforce: how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but: a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook bury me with this post it’s perfect Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. I like this Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? You can’t argue with the facts. “Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™” Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing The fuckers @godkingsanointed   @rapid-artwork
Vanity: readerjohn:

peaceheather:

thequeensphinx:

roll–initiative:

meme-xirl-wonder:

luidilovins:


asundergrowth:

lovelyloseruniverse:

asundergrowth:


vocifersaurus:

abrakafcukyou:

bitterfucked:

breastforce:
how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad
i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but:
a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them
b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion
c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building
d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food
e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world
f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay
g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming
bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook


bury me with this post it’s perfect


Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. 

Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. 


I like this

Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem


Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? 


You can’t argue with the facts. 

“Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™”


Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing 



The fuckers

@godkingsanointed   @rapid-artwork

readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: as...

Vanity: You have to pay extra for vanity plates in Maryland. This person is paying for this.
Vanity: You have to pay extra for vanity plates in Maryland. This person is paying for this.

You have to pay extra for vanity plates in Maryland. This person is paying for this.

Vanity: Vanity brings pain ... burned my ear with a 450F flat iron
Vanity: Vanity brings pain ... burned my ear with a 450F flat iron

Vanity brings pain ... burned my ear with a 450F flat iron

Vanity: Sums up our current live pretty well. Credits: Vanity Fair
Vanity: Sums up our current live pretty well. Credits: Vanity Fair

Sums up our current live pretty well. Credits: Vanity Fair

Vanity: In "He's Just Not That Into You" (2009), the Colgate toothpaste in the vanity is replaced with "Garlic."
Vanity: In "He's Just Not That Into You" (2009), the Colgate toothpaste in the vanity is replaced with "Garlic."

In "He's Just Not That Into You" (2009), the Colgate toothpaste in the vanity is replaced with "Garlic."

Vanity: The Memonavirus event took off my vanity flair >:(
Vanity: The Memonavirus event took off my vanity flair >:(

The Memonavirus event took off my vanity flair >:(

Vanity: Expires 2-19-21 -> The meaning of words changes, but vanity plates are forever
Vanity: Expires 2-19-21 -> The meaning of words changes, but vanity plates are forever

Expires 2-19-21 -> The meaning of words changes, but vanity plates are forever

Vanity: Vanity Fair asking the real questions 👀👀👀👀
Vanity: Vanity Fair asking the real questions 👀👀👀👀

Vanity Fair asking the real questions 👀👀👀👀

Vanity: Took an old vanity and made it the battlestation
Vanity: Took an old vanity and made it the battlestation

Took an old vanity and made it the battlestation

Vanity: 20 Year old Emma Watson photographed for Vanity Fair, 2010.
Vanity: 20 Year old Emma Watson photographed for Vanity Fair, 2010.

20 Year old Emma Watson photographed for Vanity Fair, 2010.

Vanity: Currently using Vanity napkins
Vanity: Currently using Vanity napkins

Currently using Vanity napkins

Vanity: Dahvie Vanity of blood on the dance floor with underage fans.
Vanity: Dahvie Vanity of blood on the dance floor with underage fans.

Dahvie Vanity of blood on the dance floor with underage fans.

Vanity: Thought I'd share my entry for the terraria 1.4 vanity contest
Vanity: Thought I'd share my entry for the terraria 1.4 vanity contest

Thought I'd share my entry for the terraria 1.4 vanity contest

Vanity: Margot Robbie photographed for Vanity Fair, 2016.
Vanity: Margot Robbie photographed for Vanity Fair, 2016.

Margot Robbie photographed for Vanity Fair, 2016.

Vanity: My Uber driver's Tesla vanity plate was too cringe
Vanity: My Uber driver's Tesla vanity plate was too cringe

My Uber driver's Tesla vanity plate was too cringe

Vanity: Ahh yes Dahvie Vanity needs it
Vanity: Ahh yes Dahvie Vanity needs it

Ahh yes Dahvie Vanity needs it

Vanity: Maine Vanity Plates 💞
Vanity: Maine Vanity Plates 💞

Maine Vanity Plates 💞

Vanity: Vanity plates.
Vanity: Vanity plates.

Vanity plates.

Vanity: Thanks, I hate vanity plates.
Vanity: Thanks, I hate vanity plates.

Thanks, I hate vanity plates.

Vanity: Margot Robbie's portrait for Vanity Fair, 2017.
Vanity: Margot Robbie's portrait for Vanity Fair, 2017.

Margot Robbie's portrait for Vanity Fair, 2017.

Vanity: Nice vanity plate?
Vanity: Nice vanity plate?

Nice vanity plate?

Vanity: Charlie Gets A Vanity Plate
Vanity: Charlie Gets A Vanity Plate

Charlie Gets A Vanity Plate

Vanity: Cute Puppies and Margot Robbie photographed for Vanity Fair, 2014.
Vanity: Cute Puppies and Margot Robbie photographed for Vanity Fair, 2014.

Cute Puppies and Margot Robbie photographed for Vanity Fair, 2014.

Vanity: BOTDF's Dahvie Vanity has been accused of sexually assaulting at least 21 woman, all underage.
Vanity: BOTDF's Dahvie Vanity has been accused of sexually assaulting at least 21 woman, all underage.

BOTDF's Dahvie Vanity has been accused of sexually assaulting at least 21 woman, all underage.

Vanity: Natalie Portman photographed by David Bellemere for Vanity Fair, 2017.
Vanity: Natalie Portman photographed by David Bellemere for Vanity Fair, 2017.

Natalie Portman photographed by David Bellemere for Vanity Fair, 2017.

Vanity: Reminds me of a very boot vanity license plate I saw earlier today... “Ranger1”
Vanity: Reminds me of a very boot vanity license plate I saw earlier today... “Ranger1”

Reminds me of a very boot vanity license plate I saw earlier today... “Ranger1”

Vanity: Vanity of vanities; all is vanity
Vanity: Vanity of vanities; all is vanity

Vanity of vanities; all is vanity

Vanity: Vanity for White girls
Vanity: Vanity for White girls

Vanity for White girls

Vanity: Oof ouch my vanity and self worth
Vanity: Oof ouch my vanity and self worth

Oof ouch my vanity and self worth

Vanity: Vanity’s a sin
Vanity: Vanity’s a sin

Vanity’s a sin

Vanity: Props to this guy for managing to block in two full-sized trucks using a Fiat 500 AND have the world’s most appropriate vanity license plate.
Vanity: Props to this guy for managing to block in two full-sized trucks using a Fiat 500 AND have the world’s most appropriate vanity license plate.

Props to this guy for managing to block in two full-sized trucks using a Fiat 500 AND have the world’s most appropriate vanity license pl...

Vanity: Margot Robbie for Vanity Fair.
Vanity: Margot Robbie for Vanity Fair.

Margot Robbie for Vanity Fair.

Vanity: I, too, made a vanity setup for my wife. Not pictured is the power drawer so she can use her hairdryer and curling iron while staying organized. Am I missing anything?
Vanity: I, too, made a vanity setup for my wife. Not pictured is the power drawer so she can use her hairdryer and curling iron while staying organized. Am I missing anything?

I, too, made a vanity setup for my wife. Not pictured is the power drawer so she can use her hairdryer and curling iron while staying org...

Vanity: Noir Emma Watson for Vanity Fair, 2013.
Vanity: Noir Emma Watson for Vanity Fair, 2013.

Noir Emma Watson for Vanity Fair, 2013.

Vanity: Not vanity
Vanity: Not vanity

Not vanity

Vanity: Emma Watson photographed by Michael Thompson for Vanity Fair.
Vanity: Emma Watson photographed by Michael Thompson for Vanity Fair.

Emma Watson photographed by Michael Thompson for Vanity Fair.

Vanity: The Kool-Aid Man's raunchy vanity plate.
Vanity: The Kool-Aid Man's raunchy vanity plate.

The Kool-Aid Man's raunchy vanity plate.

Vanity: Scarlett Johansson for Vanity Fair, 2014.
Vanity: Scarlett Johansson for Vanity Fair, 2014.

Scarlett Johansson for Vanity Fair, 2014.

Vanity: The Vanity Fair sales department surely is going too far, if you ask me. Even if there's a free tote.
Vanity: The Vanity Fair sales department surely is going too far, if you ask me. Even if there's a free tote.

The Vanity Fair sales department surely is going too far, if you ask me. Even if there's a free tote.