Taking A Picture
Taking A Picture

Taking A Picture

Friends Prank
Friends Prank

Friends Prank

In The Wall
In The Wall

In The Wall

Bedroom
Bedroom

Bedroom

Calculating
Calculating

Calculating

Calculated
Calculated

Calculated

Pranked
Pranked

Pranked

out of town
 out of town

out of town

two people
 two people

two people

harmless
 harmless

harmless

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utility: For fun I build out fake product idea, so I built the Pandemic Prevention Utility Belt based on the CDC guidelines.
utility: For fun I build out fake product idea, so I built the Pandemic Prevention Utility Belt based on the CDC guidelines.

For fun I build out fake product idea, so I built the Pandemic Prevention Utility Belt based on the CDC guidelines.

utility: Wife: You only get one closet for your tools. Husband: hold my utility belt
utility: Wife: You only get one closet for your tools. Husband: hold my utility belt

Wife: You only get one closet for your tools. Husband: hold my utility belt

utility: Wife: You only get one closet for your tools. Husband: hold my utility belt
utility: Wife: You only get one closet for your tools. Husband: hold my utility belt

Wife: You only get one closet for your tools. Husband: hold my utility belt

utility: @ltMeSpencer i have to write a paper about a time i experienced social inequality buschooeconal.com Social Inequality Fllo Edt Wow Insort Fonmat Toos Table Add ons Hop charges saved in Drive d Share Spencer Busch, Modem U.S. Society, Dr. Pylis M. Goudy Myers I have never experienced, nor wil I ever experience, social inequsity. I am a white male 11/29/15, 8:41 PM Tools Table Add-ons Help All changes saved in Drive mal textArial 11B I 2 Spencer Busch, Modern U.S. Society, Dr. Phyllis M. Goudy Myers I have never experienced, nor will I ever experience, social inequality. I am a white male. @ltMeSpencer @ltMeSpencer bout to hand it in Spencer Busch, Modern U.S. Society, Dr. Phylis M. Goudy Myers I have never experienced, nor will 1 ever experience, social inequality. I am a white male @ltMeSpencer @ltMeSpencer got full credit etnical theories a ere does the value come from? (Instrumenta , numan beings? Or something already existent?) 2. What, according to the utilitarian, is the one and only thing with is the Principle of Utility? What are some criticisms of utilitarianist (here you can also look at page 17 in our text, as well as lert . Happiness is the one and only thing with intrini . Principle of Utility: An ant i Spencer Busch, ModernT O.S. Society, Dr. Phyllis M. Goudy Myers I have never experienced, nor will I ever experience, social inequality. I male ETİ 8 siryouarebeingmocked: durkin62: geekinglikeaboss: biryani-barbie: grannypaintiesnchill: We ALL wish it were that easy i cant believe this white boy wrote like 3 sentences and got full credit while (assumedly) his marginalized peers wrote full ass essays to produce the same result if this isn’t an allegory for how we treat allies who vaguely get it i dont know what is lmao the above, ironically, only increases the validity of his statement. In case anyone still though the education system isnt brainwashing kids. implying this actually happened I am laughing my ass off. We’re reaching “that happened“ levels that shouldn’t be possible.
utility: @ltMeSpencer
 i have to write a paper about a time
 i experienced social inequality
 buschooeconal.com
 Social Inequality
 Fllo Edt Wow Insort Fonmat Toos Table Add ons Hop
 charges saved in Drive
 d Share
 Spencer Busch, Modem U.S. Society, Dr. Pylis M. Goudy Myers
 I have never experienced, nor wil I ever experience, social inequsity. I am a white male
 11/29/15, 8:41 PM

 Tools Table Add-ons Help All changes saved in Drive
 mal textArial
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 Spencer Busch, Modern U.S. Society, Dr. Phyllis M. Goudy Myers
 I have never experienced, nor will I ever experience, social inequality. I am a white male.

 @ltMeSpencer
 @ltMeSpencer bout to hand it in
 Spencer Busch, Modern U.S. Society, Dr. Phylis M. Goudy Myers
 I have never experienced, nor will 1 ever experience, social inequality. I am a white
 male

 @ltMeSpencer
 @ltMeSpencer got full credit
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 ere does the value come from? (Instrumenta
 , numan beings? Or something already existent?)
 2. What, according to the utilitarian, is the one and only thing with
 is the Principle of Utility? What are some criticisms of utilitarianist
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 . Principle of Utility: An ant i
 Spencer Busch, ModernT O.S. Society, Dr. Phyllis M. Goudy Myers
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siryouarebeingmocked:

durkin62:
geekinglikeaboss:

biryani-barbie:

grannypaintiesnchill:

We ALL wish it were that easy

i cant believe this white boy wrote like 3 sentences and got full credit while (assumedly) his marginalized peers wrote full ass essays to produce the same result if this isn’t an allegory for how we treat allies who vaguely get it i dont know what is lmao

the above, ironically, only increases the validity of his statement.


In case anyone still though the education system isnt brainwashing kids. 

implying this actually happened

I am laughing my ass off. We’re reaching “that happened“ levels that shouldn’t be possible.

siryouarebeingmocked: durkin62: geekinglikeaboss: biryani-barbie: grannypaintiesnchill: We ALL wish it were that easy i cant believe...

utility: rob-anybody tumblr Follow broadlybrazen unpretty another dumb headcanon: superman is nice to birds because of course he is, and helps out birds who are in distress. also he can fly around with them. birds see a lot more of superman than they do of most people, basically. the unexpected consequence of this is that the crows of metropolis recognize superman as a friend. sometimes crows just follow him around like a weird flock or try to give him shiny things. but mostly please just imagine luthor trying to gloat while threatening superman with kryptonite only to have a crow steal it. or just, generally, lex luthor getting attacked by crows. if that does not improve your day i don't know what to tell you unpretty What is that? Superman followed the direction of Batman's gaze. A crow had landed on the rooftop beside them, and dropped a bottlecap near Superman's feet. "Ohl Hey Francis. Is that for me?" Caw," said Francis Do you have a pet crow? Batman asked. No, I don't have pets," Superman said as he bent down to retrieve the bottlecap You named it. Not this specific one," Superman explained. "1 just call all the crows Francis. ...why Caw, caw," said Francis with a flap of its wings I don't know. Just calling them 'crow felt rude after a while. l'd name them individually but I can't actually tell them apart. Except for Old Francis and One Eyed Francis." Superman tucked the bottlecap into a small pocket on the back of his pants. Why Francis?" Superman shrugged. It's gender neutral. I don't want to misgender them just because they're birds Of course you don't," Batman sighed, looking back out at Metropolis Caw," Francis added Do you keep dog treats in your utility belt?" Superman asked Why would I do that. .. in case you meet a dog that needs to know he's a good boy? Superman suggested. Batman shook his head, but opened a small pouch on his belt and held out a small treat. "See, it was a yes or no question, I don't know why everything has to be such a production with you," Superman said as he took it. He tossed it over by the bird's feet. "Here you are, Francis. Keep up the good work." Caw, caw," Francis said. When it realized no more treats were forthcoming, it flew away in a fiutter of black wings. You're unbelievable," Batman said, shaking his head again. Superman took his eyes off the departing crow to look back at Batman, and frowned. "You know," he said, "it's really weird seeing you in costume during the day Don't start." It's like seeing your teacher at the mall." Don't think I won't take care of Poison Ivy without your help, if I have to Superman shrugged. T'm just saying voxmyriad But...what if the crows also recognized him as Clark Kent? This mild-mannered reporter who doesn't seem to do anything in particular to the crows that would make them like him, but they're not afraid of him at all, and they keep trying to give HIM things, and Clark being a nice guy, he just. Accepts the bottlecap. Says thank you. Keeps walking. Lois adds another factoid to her "Weird Stuff About Clark Kent" file Maybe he tries to convince his coworkers that everyone is friendly with crows in Smallville. That the farmers discovered how smart crows are and decided to make friends with them instead of chasing them off Maybe he tries to talk the crows into palling around with him as Superman but going their separate ways as Clark Kent. Please imagine Superman on top of a building holding Clark Kent's glasses and trying to explain the concept of a secret identity to a flock of attentive birds Source: unpretty #my favorite post #dc universe #my superman 32,061 notes Hey DC, I would watch this movie
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 another dumb headcanon: superman is nice to birds because of course he is,
 and helps out birds who are in distress. also he can fly around with them. birds
 see a lot more of superman than they do of most people, basically. the
 unexpected consequence of this is that the crows of metropolis recognize
 superman as a friend. sometimes crows just follow him around like a weird flock
 or try to give him shiny things. but mostly please just imagine luthor trying to
 gloat while threatening superman with kryptonite only to have a crow steal it. or
 just, generally, lex luthor getting attacked by crows. if that does not improve your
 day i don't know what to tell you
 unpretty
 What is that?
 Superman followed the direction of Batman's gaze. A crow had landed on the
 rooftop beside them, and dropped a bottlecap near Superman's feet. "Ohl Hey
 Francis. Is that for me?"
 Caw," said Francis
 Do you have a pet crow? Batman asked.
 No, I don't have pets," Superman said as he bent down to retrieve the
 bottlecap
 You named it.
 Not this specific one," Superman explained. "1 just call all the crows Francis.
 ...why
 Caw, caw," said Francis with a flap of its wings
 I don't know. Just calling them 'crow felt rude after a while. l'd name them
 individually but I can't actually tell them apart. Except for Old Francis and One
 Eyed Francis." Superman tucked the bottlecap into a small pocket on the back of
 his pants.
 Why Francis?"
 Superman shrugged. It's gender neutral. I don't want to misgender them just
 because they're birds
 Of course you don't," Batman sighed, looking back out at Metropolis
 Caw," Francis added
 Do you keep dog treats in your utility belt?" Superman asked
 Why would I do that.
 .. in case you meet a dog that needs to know he's a good boy? Superman
 suggested. Batman shook his head, but opened a small pouch on his belt and
 held out a small treat. "See, it was a yes or no question, I don't know why
 everything has to be such a production with you," Superman said as he took it.
 He tossed it over by the bird's feet. "Here you are, Francis. Keep up the good
 work."
 Caw, caw," Francis said. When it realized no more treats were forthcoming, it
 flew away in a fiutter of black wings.
 You're unbelievable," Batman said, shaking his head again.
 Superman took his eyes off the departing crow to look back at Batman, and
 frowned. "You know," he said, "it's really weird seeing you in costume during the
 day
 Don't start."
 It's like seeing your teacher at the mall."
 Don't think I won't take care of Poison Ivy without your help, if I have to
 Superman shrugged. T'm just saying
 voxmyriad
 But...what if the crows also recognized him as Clark Kent? This mild-mannered
 reporter who doesn't seem to do anything in particular to the crows that would
 make them like him, but they're not afraid of him at all, and they keep trying to
 give HIM things, and Clark being a nice guy, he just. Accepts the bottlecap. Says
 thank you. Keeps walking. Lois adds another factoid to her "Weird Stuff About
 Clark Kent" file
 Maybe he tries to convince his coworkers that everyone is friendly with crows in
 Smallville. That the farmers discovered how smart crows are and decided to
 make friends with them instead of chasing them off
 Maybe he tries to talk the crows into palling around with him as Superman but
 going their separate ways as Clark Kent.
 Please imagine Superman on top of a building holding Clark Kent's glasses and
 trying to explain the concept of a secret identity to a flock of attentive birds
 Source: unpretty #my favorite post #dc universe #my superman
 32,061 notes
Hey DC, I would watch this movie

Hey DC, I would watch this movie