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U What: My daughter was nervous around dogs, and then she met this guy. He let her love all over him for 20 minutes and then afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you, sweet boy, for making her into the dog lover that she is! GIBBS NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM ๐Ÿ˜‚. They will argue about anything. Itโ€™s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin ๐Ÿ˜‚. I love it. Iโ€™m not saying they ainโ€™t wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: โ€œfam I love getting food off the Halal carts.โ€ NY person: โ€œoh word, son? Oh itโ€™s like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?โ€ *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: โ€œsure...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œayo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?โ€ Me: โ€œummm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œson [pregnant pause] SON ๐Ÿ˜‚. U canโ€™t be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?โ€ Friend (quietly): โ€œI mean ... he wildin son.โ€ (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who donโ€™t really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: โ€œayo u mean...Like up by World Trade?โ€ And Iโ€™m like: โ€œI guess...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œSON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? ๐Ÿ˜‚ U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say โ€œHALAL CHICKEN GYROSโ€ with โ€œONE DOLLAR SAMOSAโ€...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because itโ€™s two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as itโ€™s kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and Iโ€™m like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I donโ€™t tell that story often anyway Iโ€™m not sayin donโ€™t eat at them carts u eat at son! Iโ€™m just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]
U What: My daughter was nervous around dogs,
 and then she met this guy. He let her love
 all over him for 20 minutes and then
 afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you,
 sweet boy, for making her into the dog
 lover that she is!
 GIBBS
NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM ๐Ÿ˜‚. They will argue about anything. Itโ€™s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin ๐Ÿ˜‚. I love it. Iโ€™m not saying they ainโ€™t wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: โ€œfam I love getting food off the Halal carts.โ€ NY person: โ€œoh word, son? Oh itโ€™s like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?โ€ *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: โ€œsure...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œayo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?โ€ Me: โ€œummm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œson [pregnant pause] SON ๐Ÿ˜‚. U canโ€™t be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?โ€ Friend (quietly): โ€œI mean ... he wildin son.โ€ (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who donโ€™t really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: โ€œayo u mean...Like up by World Trade?โ€ And Iโ€™m like: โ€œI guess...(?)โ€ NY person: โ€œSON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? ๐Ÿ˜‚ U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say โ€œHALAL CHICKEN GYROSโ€ with โ€œONE DOLLAR SAMOSAโ€...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because itโ€™s two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as itโ€™s kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and Iโ€™m like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I donโ€™t tell that story often anyway Iโ€™m not sayin donโ€™t eat at them carts u eat at son! Iโ€™m just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]

NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM ๐Ÿ˜‚. They will argue about anything. Itโ€™s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calorie...

U What: When she ask u what those wings do adam.the creaton LAMP This lamp so bright Iโ€™m finna bussss๐Ÿ˜ฉ @highfiveexpert is my meme husband and this is our beautiful meme baby. Please nurture it and give it a safe home.
U What: When she ask u what those wings do
 adam.the creaton
 LAMP
This lamp so bright Iโ€™m finna bussss๐Ÿ˜ฉ @highfiveexpert is my meme husband and this is our beautiful meme baby. Please nurture it and give it a safe home.

This lamp so bright Iโ€™m finna bussss๐Ÿ˜ฉ @highfiveexpert is my meme husband and this is our beautiful meme baby. Please nurture it and give...

U What: with hrs When your mom kicks you out of the house, thanks a lot family' my ass! Like Comment dude you okay? if you need a place to crash u can stay here Like Reply- 19 hrs l message you later bro, and thanks 4having my back! just so pissed off cuz family are meant to have my back but they dont Like Reply O1-18 hrs icked you out of the house because your littie sister is pregnant and you are the father. You are a disgrace and after i respond to this silly status i am blocking you of facebook and you are never allowed back in my home again!! how can you even have the audacity to post this?? you are not my son anymore you are fucking dead to me. im disqusted with u Like Reply 50 15hrs wtmom do u realise how u hve made me feel? U have just fucking outed all of our personal shit out into the open n u think thts okay? Fuck u I dnt even fucking care if Im dead to u what happened is between Jessie an l and we explained everything tht happened u should have my back ur meant to be my mom and u are treating me like a fuckin criminal Like Reply O 2 10 hrs ๅฑฅใ„ง ' - area criminal did di you comitted incest and not to mention your little sister is 15 and u are 31 ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING am ashamed i cant even show myself in the grocery store or anything because i feel so embarrassed u have ruined this family and ruined your sisters life & i do not care if the whole world sees this status because u dont deserve any sympathy i wish i never gave birth to you!! Like Reply 096 7 hrs ittster Write a reply what the fuck Like . Reply 20-4 hrs memehumor: Son gets kicked out of the house, makes a post about it on Facebook, gets outed by mother.
U What: with
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 When your mom kicks you out of the house,
 thanks a lot family' my ass!
 Like Comment
 dude you okay? if you need a place to crash u can stay here
 Like Reply- 19 hrs
 l message you later bro, and thanks 4having my back! just so pissed off
 cuz family are meant to have my back but they dont
 Like Reply O1-18 hrs
 icked you out of the house because your littie sister is
 pregnant and you are the father. You are a disgrace and after i respond to this silly
 status i am blocking you of facebook and you are never allowed back in my home
 again!! how can you even have the audacity to post this?? you are not my son
 anymore you are fucking dead to me. im disqusted with u
 Like Reply 50 15hrs
 wtmom do u realise how u hve made
 me feel? U have just fucking outed all of our personal shit out into the open
 n u think thts okay? Fuck u I dnt even fucking care if Im dead to u what
 happened is between Jessie an l and we explained everything tht
 happened u should have my back ur meant to be my mom and u are
 treating me like a fuckin criminal
 Like Reply O 2 10 hrs
 ๅฑฅใ„ง
 '
 -
 area criminal did di you comitted incest and not to
 mention your little sister is 15 and u are 31 ITS FUCKING
 DISGUSTING am ashamed i cant even show myself in the grocery
 store or anything because i feel so embarrassed u have ruined this
 family and ruined your sisters life & i do not care if the whole world sees
 this status because u dont deserve any sympathy i wish i never gave birth
 to you!!
 Like Reply 096 7 hrs
 ittster
 Write a reply
 what the fuck
 Like . Reply
 20-4 hrs
memehumor:

Son gets kicked out of the house, makes a post about it on Facebook, gets outed by mother.

memehumor: Son gets kicked out of the house, makes a post about it on Facebook, gets outed by mother.

U What: smi Today 6:33 PM Like I said, mine usually wind up in poetry. I think this was an outlier for us both tbh Tell u what a write you a poem to help drown out the murderwedding Shakespearean sonnet, limerick, or Dr Seuss style? And then I'd need a topic hmm dr seuss styles seems different i actually don't mind the murder wedding topic Sooo a Dr. Seuss poem about a Because if so, comin' right up Today 719 PM yup. key to my heart right there The church bells ka-klangered with rupturous sound as everyone gathered and crowded The Whofolk of Whoville all smiled with to witness the wedding of woman and boy. We're gathered today, the Lorax Up here on the hill with my favorite tree These two will trade vows, together and then let the murderous bloodshed The man did step forward and proffered and stared in her eyes and was lost for a while. But soon did the moment return him with haste as he reached for pages he'd tucked in his waist My Sally, my love, words cannot the love that I feel in my heart and my brain. The feelings come in in a wondrous flood so I have to have have you to kill in cold I promise you this, my dear Sam I Am, I'd poison your breakfast of green eggs and ham. I meant what I said and I said what I I promise I'll kill you, one hundred The crowd did applaud and gushed out their 'awwws and then did soon fall. and then did soon fall a quite tangible pause The Lorax stepped forward, his face in And now let the murdering bloodfest Horton stomped guests into glittering refusing to listen to screams of a Who He tossed a man up, straight up in the airl And down he did crash through a woody old chair Thing One and Thing Two both did pull and squeezed on the triggers.. oh what such good fun They gunned down the Lorax with rat-a- tat-tat but then came their boss the nefarious Cat He waitzed up to One and did toss his hat free and said "give your gun, you should give it to me!" "I can't give it, Cat.. 'd be a sitting duck!" But the Cat didin't give one flippity-flap- flying fuck. He pushed on a button and watched his machine a horrific titan that loomed over scene Its arms and its gloves all did spin all knocking off heads quite scary no doubt! But then Sam I Am gave and leaped through the air- wow, did a furious roar, He tossed a He tossed a grenade right into Cat's seat and Booml all that lay were two smoking cat feet. All 'cross the field, corpses bled rainbow hues, which pooled up and squished with each step into shoes The bride and the groom were t two to stand and there they embraced, both with blades in their hand he last A flash and a crack, and then both coughed in sync and down to their knees both in unison slinked. As darkness closed in, with stopping of they shared one more kiss... "ill death do us part Today 8:15 PM that was the best thing i've ever read we can get married now i'm ready Time to run these poems straight into the ground ๐Ÿ˜Ž
U What: smi
 Today 6:33 PM
 Like I said, mine usually wind up in
 poetry. I think this was an outlier for us
 both tbh
 Tell u what a write you a poem to help
 drown out the murderwedding
 Shakespearean sonnet, limerick, or Dr
 Seuss style? And then I'd need a topic
 hmm dr seuss styles seems different
 i actually don't mind the murder
 wedding topic
 Sooo a Dr. Seuss poem about a
 Because if so, comin' right up
 Today 719 PM
 yup. key to my heart right there
 The church bells ka-klangered with
 rupturous sound
 as everyone gathered and crowded
 The Whofolk of Whoville all smiled with
 to witness the wedding of woman and
 boy.
 We're gathered today, the Lorax
 Up here on the hill with my favorite
 tree
 These two will trade vows, together
 and then let the murderous bloodshed
 The man did step forward and proffered
 and stared in her eyes and was lost for
 a while.
 But soon did the moment return him
 with haste
 as he reached for pages he'd tucked in
 his waist
 My Sally, my love, words cannot
 the love that I feel in my heart and my
 brain.
 The feelings come in in a wondrous
 flood
 so I have to have have you to kill in cold
 I promise you this, my dear Sam I Am,
 I'd poison your breakfast of green eggs
 and ham.
 I meant what I said and I said what I
 I promise I'll kill you, one hundred
 The crowd did applaud and gushed out
 their 'awwws
 and then did soon fall.
 and then did soon fall a quite tangible
 pause
 The Lorax stepped forward, his face in
 And now let the murdering bloodfest
 Horton stomped guests into glittering
 refusing to listen to screams of a Who
 He tossed a man up, straight up in the
 airl
 And down he did crash through a
 woody old chair
 Thing One and Thing Two both did pull
 and squeezed on the triggers.. oh what
 such good fun
 They gunned down the Lorax with rat-a-
 tat-tat
 but then came their boss the nefarious
 Cat
 He waitzed up to One and did toss his
 hat free
 and said "give your gun, you should
 give it to me!"
 "I can't give it, Cat.. 'd be a sitting
 duck!"
 But the Cat didin't give one flippity-flap-
 flying fuck.
 He pushed on a button and watched his
 machine
 a horrific titan that loomed over scene
 Its arms and its gloves all did spin all
 knocking off heads quite scary no
 doubt!
 But then Sam I Am gave
 and leaped through the air- wow, did
 a furious roar,
 He tossed a
 He tossed a grenade right into Cat's
 seat
 and Booml all that lay were two
 smoking cat feet.
 All 'cross the field, corpses bled
 rainbow hues,
 which pooled up and squished with
 each step into shoes
 The bride and the groom were t
 two to stand
 and there they embraced, both with
 blades in their hand
 he last
 A flash and a crack, and then both
 coughed in sync
 and down to their knees both in unison
 slinked.
 As darkness closed in, with stopping of
 they shared one more kiss... "ill death
 do us part
 Today 8:15 PM
 that was the best thing i've ever read
 we can get married now i'm ready
Time to run these poems straight into the ground ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Time to run these poems straight into the ground ๐Ÿ˜Ž

U What: Saying "hey" from the NYC subway Yoric's best Woke up to a new Lil Uzi album and it's cot damn lit ... Idgaf ... this kid is a rock star and his music is stadium status and give me Kanye "Touch the Sky" feels. But what I love is all the old head haters. U know wtf I'm talmbout. Them cats that think Jay and Nas were the last good rappers. "Man look at these new kids smh...mumble rappers" "rocking tight pants and dresses" "how they letting these guys wear chokers" "how they letting these guys dye their hair pink and blond" "popping pills smh they letting junkies rap now". OK. LET ME GET THIS CLEAR, OLD HEAD. YALL GOT A BUNCH OF WOMEN PREGNANT IN THE 90s AND THEN GHOSTED - DISAPPEARED - WENT TO THE CORNER STORE AND NEVER CAME BACK - NOW THEM KIDS GREW UP AND EMBRACED FASHION AND CREATED THEY OWN GENDER FLUID STYLE BECAUSE THEY MALE ROLE MODELS WAS ABSENT AND NOW U WANNA CRITICIZE...EVEN THO THESE KIDS ON STAGES IN FRONT OF SOLD OUT CROWDS PUTTING IT DOWN FOR THEY FAMILY...LEMME TELL U WHAT U NEED TO DO, OLD HEAD...U NEED TO GO TO THE SPORTING GOODS STORE ASAP AND BUY TWO BASEBALL MITTS AND A BASEBALL AND FIND THAT BOY U ABANDONED AND PLAY SOME CATCH...MATTER FACT ASK THE POSTAL SERVICE FOR A FULL WEEK OFF, U GON NEED A LOT OF TIME FOR THIS GAME OF CATCH (AND 'CATCH UP') AND MAYBE U COULD PLAY HIM SOME NAS AND JAY RECORDS AND DISCUSS MUSIC WITH HIM BUT FOR NOW STFU AND STOP CRITICIZING, THE ART REFLECT THE CULTURE AND U CREATED IT NOW DON'T BE MAD AT IT (but you're welcome to fix your mistakes bless up ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚) (@madmax_fluffyroad)
U What: Saying "hey" from the NYC subway
 Yoric's best
Woke up to a new Lil Uzi album and it's cot damn lit ... Idgaf ... this kid is a rock star and his music is stadium status and give me Kanye "Touch the Sky" feels. But what I love is all the old head haters. U know wtf I'm talmbout. Them cats that think Jay and Nas were the last good rappers. "Man look at these new kids smh...mumble rappers" "rocking tight pants and dresses" "how they letting these guys wear chokers" "how they letting these guys dye their hair pink and blond" "popping pills smh they letting junkies rap now". OK. LET ME GET THIS CLEAR, OLD HEAD. YALL GOT A BUNCH OF WOMEN PREGNANT IN THE 90s AND THEN GHOSTED - DISAPPEARED - WENT TO THE CORNER STORE AND NEVER CAME BACK - NOW THEM KIDS GREW UP AND EMBRACED FASHION AND CREATED THEY OWN GENDER FLUID STYLE BECAUSE THEY MALE ROLE MODELS WAS ABSENT AND NOW U WANNA CRITICIZE...EVEN THO THESE KIDS ON STAGES IN FRONT OF SOLD OUT CROWDS PUTTING IT DOWN FOR THEY FAMILY...LEMME TELL U WHAT U NEED TO DO, OLD HEAD...U NEED TO GO TO THE SPORTING GOODS STORE ASAP AND BUY TWO BASEBALL MITTS AND A BASEBALL AND FIND THAT BOY U ABANDONED AND PLAY SOME CATCH...MATTER FACT ASK THE POSTAL SERVICE FOR A FULL WEEK OFF, U GON NEED A LOT OF TIME FOR THIS GAME OF CATCH (AND 'CATCH UP') AND MAYBE U COULD PLAY HIM SOME NAS AND JAY RECORDS AND DISCUSS MUSIC WITH HIM BUT FOR NOW STFU AND STOP CRITICIZING, THE ART REFLECT THE CULTURE AND U CREATED IT NOW DON'T BE MAD AT IT (but you're welcome to fix your mistakes bless up ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚) (@madmax_fluffyroad)

Woke up to a new Lil Uzi album and it's cot damn lit ... Idgaf ... this kid is a rock star and his music is stadium status and give me Ka...