Hawkeye vs. Tumblr Posts 5/?
Nice try Google
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
meirl by xparrow
We asked a bunch of guys what they *actually* want for Valentine's Day at betches.co-gifts (meme: @hereforthebant3r)
NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 😂. They will argue about anything. It’s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calorie...
When u know they lying but u gon let them finish so u can bury them with cold, hard facts...”mhm...oh for real? Waow *owen Wilson voice*....
This torture is right around the corner. FML.
“WOWWWWWW MARGARET WOWWWWW AND I TOLD U WAS GONNA BE CARDI B? AND TOLD U WHAT I WAS GONNA WEAR? AND EVEN GOT A FRESHMAN TO DRESS LIKE OFF...
GUYS THE HOLIDAYS ARE COMING WHO IS READY TO BE TRIGGERED WITHIN MINUTES OF ARRIVAL BY AN AUNT DRUNK ON PINOT GRIGIOT?? (@lolindsay)
The scariest of all holidays😱😖
This lamp so bright I’m finna bussss😩 @highfiveexpert is my meme husband and this is our beautiful meme baby. Please nurture it and give...
meirl by machewwy
Erm...😬 Follow my bff @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde
Usually garbanzos but anything can happen
I Must go!
Could you heckin not Susan😒 girlsthinkimfunnytwitter tbt callingout fuckingsusan
Son gets kicked out of the house, makes a post about it on Facebook, gets outed by mother.
😢😢😢 Get following @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69 @northwitch69
Time to run these poems straight into the ground 😎
every damn time
A lesson in never letting people tell us what to do
True af 😂😂😂
I shared this on Facebook and my mom and dad liked it lmao
I tell u what
Gobble Gobble 🦃
NOTHING FUCKING SPOOKIER THAN YOUR AUNT CAROL IN A TURTLENECK TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOUR JOB AT A STARTUP WHILE SHE’S ALL BANGED UP ON PIN...
no thank u (@hoesgivenofucks)
@bigkidproblems is right about this 😩
''Tis the season to remember I'm single AF
Ah yes .... I remember this now 😓
Hey could we please not have this conversation @donny.drama
My master plan (By @hinsonmike)
"How are those eggs, human? Delicious eh? Oh very delicious, eh? Heh. Nice. U not gon share them tho, are u. U just gon enjoy that delici...
Woke up to a new Lil Uzi album and it's cot damn lit ... Idgaf ... this kid is a rock star and his music is stadium status and give me Ka...