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Fall, Funny, and Gif: Sup wanna fuck Sun, 22 Sep, 8:49 am You're hot but l'm lookin for more than a hookup, sorry! Sun, 22 Sep, 2:02 pm Oh well. Worth a try Wed, 2 Oct, 12:17 am How about now Sun, 6 Oct, 10:35 pm Still hot, but not so much Wednesday 10:40 pm How about now Today 1:45 am What's really funny is that between the last time you messaged me and now ive had an entire relationship come together and fall apart Imao so is that a yes Sent Type a message. GIF Persistent madlad

Fall, Funny, and Gif: Sup wanna fuck
Sun, 22 Sep, 8:49 am
You're hot but l'm lookin for more
than a hookup, sorry!
Sun, 22 Sep, 2:02 pm
Oh well. Worth a try
Wed, 2 Oct, 12:17 am
How about now
Sun, 6 Oct, 10:35 pm
Still hot, but not so much
Wednesday 10:40 pm
How about now
Today 1:45 am
What's really funny is that between
the last time you messaged
me and now ive had an entire
relationship come together and fall
apart Imao
so is that a yes
Sent
Type a message.
GIF
Persistent madlad

Fall, Funny, and Gif: Sup wanna fuck
Sun, 22 Sep, 8:49 am
You're hot but l'm lookin for more
than a hookup, sorry!
Sun, 22 Sep, 2:02 pm
Oh well. Worth a try
Wed, 2 Oct, 12:17 am
How about now
Sun, 6 Oct, 10:35 pm
Still hot, but not so much
Wednesday 10:40 pm
How about now
Today 1:45 am
What's really funny is that between
the last time you messaged
me and now ive had an entire
relationship come together and fall
apart Imao
so is that a yes
Sent
Type a message.
GIF
Persistent madlad

Persistent madlad

Bad, Gif, and Video Games: 3 40,llN O 0130% O 15:39 Ellie How's it going? Today 13:09 Not bad, how are you doing today? Today 13:28 Yeah, I'm doing good thanks Nice, wanna go through the usual questions? How come you swiped right? You seemed interesting In what way? Well it doesn't look like you spend all your time sat at home playing video games Today 14:54 Well that's where you're wrong, kiddo Sent Type a message. GIF .. Got no time for scrub casuals

Bad, Gif, and Video Games: 3 40,llN O
0130% O
15:39
Ellie
How's it going?
Today 13:09
Not bad, how are you doing
today?
Today 13:28
Yeah, I'm doing good thanks
Nice, wanna go through the
usual questions?
How come you swiped right?
You seemed interesting
In what way?
Well it doesn't look like you
spend all your time sat at home
playing video games
Today 14:54
Well that's where you're wrong,
kiddo
Sent
Type a message.
GIF
..
Got no time for scrub casuals

Bad, Gif, and Video Games: 3 40,llN O
0130% O
15:39
Ellie
How's it going?
Today 13:09
Not bad, how are you doing
today?
Today 13:28
Yeah, I'm doing good thanks
Nice, wanna go through the
usual questions?
How come you swiped right?
You seemed interesting
In what way?
Well it doesn't look like you
spend all your time sat at home
playing video games
Today 14:54
Well that's where you're wrong,
kiddo
Sent
Type a message.
GIF
..
Got no time for scrub casuals

Got no time for scrub casuals

Beautiful, Gif, and Rude: 20:49 1 贺彤 Where about a in China? Pretty country. I'm in Shanghai, China. It's a beautiful place Lots of history. Why tinder in Perth. I'm just here on business. There's a record. How do I know Today 17:48 Oh, so you're in Shanghai on business but live in Perth? Today 20:38 Are you stupid? I went to Perth on business and now I am back in Shanghai, China You are to eat excrement to eat much, the brain won't think FREE HONG KONG. FUCK WINNIE THE POOH. Sent Type a message ... Send GIF No need to be rude.

Beautiful, Gif, and Rude: 20:49 1
贺彤
Where about a in China? Pretty
country.
I'm in Shanghai, China. It's a beautiful
place
Lots of history. Why tinder in Perth.
I'm just here on business. There's a
record. How do I know
Today 17:48
Oh, so you're in Shanghai on business
but live in Perth?
Today 20:38
Are you stupid? I went to Perth on
business and now I am back in
Shanghai, China
You are to eat excrement to eat much,
the brain won't think
FREE HONG KONG.
FUCK WINNIE THE POOH.
Sent
Type a message ...
Send
GIF
No need to be rude.

Beautiful, Gif, and Rude: 20:49 1
贺彤
Where about a in China? Pretty
country.
I'm in Shanghai, China. It's a beautiful
place
Lots of history. Why tinder in Perth.
I'm just here on business. There's a
record. How do I know
Today 17:48
Oh, so you're in Shanghai on business
but live in Perth?
Today 20:38
Are you stupid? I went to Perth on
business and now I am back in
Shanghai, China
You are to eat excrement to eat much,
the brain won't think
FREE HONG KONG.
FUCK WINNIE THE POOH.
Sent
Type a message ...
Send
GIF
No need to be rude.

No need to be rude.

Dating, Gif, and Lol: Okay sweet we're dating now That's how tinder works Or so I'm told Lol ok but I don't think my boyfriend would like that No l'm fine with it Sent Send Type a message GIF SPEECH 100 Speech 100 Speech 100!

Dating, Gif, and Lol: Okay sweet we're dating now
That's how tinder works
Or so I'm told
Lol ok but I don't think my boyfriend
would like that
No l'm fine with it
Sent
Send
Type a message
GIF
SPEECH 100
Speech 100
Speech 100!

Dating, Gif, and Lol: Okay sweet we're dating now
That's how tinder works
Or so I'm told
Lol ok but I don't think my boyfriend
would like that
No l'm fine with it
Sent
Send
Type a message
GIF
SPEECH 100
Speech 100
Speech 100!

Speech 100!

Dude, Family, and Gif: I have never met a man online. I met all my boyfriends at school And work And sports I'm trying new things! Lol dude you're 19. Just have fun right now, don't worry about settling down at this age. You got plenty of life to live Yep well I was raped at 16 and have a two year old now. Father killed him self after trying to kill us. So l'm looking for someone, sorry. I want love, happiness, marriage, and a family. I don't want to nor have time to fuck around Well that got dark quick Tell me about it Send Type a message GIF Uhhh… well

Dude, Family, and Gif: I have never met a man online. I
met all my boyfriends at school
And work
And sports
I'm trying new things!
Lol dude you're 19. Just have fun
right now, don't worry about
settling down at this age. You got
plenty of life to live
Yep well I was raped at 16 and
have a two year old now. Father
killed him self after trying to kill
us. So l'm looking for someone,
sorry. I want love, happiness,
marriage, and a family. I don't
want to nor have time to fuck
around
Well that got dark quick
Tell me about it
Send
Type a message
GIF
Uhhh… well

Dude, Family, and Gif: I have never met a man online. I
met all my boyfriends at school
And work
And sports
I'm trying new things!
Lol dude you're 19. Just have fun
right now, don't worry about
settling down at this age. You got
plenty of life to live
Yep well I was raped at 16 and
have a two year old now. Father
killed him self after trying to kill
us. So l'm looking for someone,
sorry. I want love, happiness,
marriage, and a family. I don't
want to nor have time to fuck
around
Well that got dark quick
Tell me about it
Send
Type a message
GIF
Uhhh… well

Uhhh… well

Gif, Lol, and Sex: @1 19% 00000 Verizon ? 11:41 PM Jannelle YOU SUPER LIKED JANNELLE ON 1/13/17 Sex? No lol No I mean what sex are you Ya know cause ppl get offended if you assume their gender Sent Nice save Type a Message... Send GIF I'm You Q W ER TYU G HJ A S DF KL V B N 123 return space I got banned from tinder but found this gem while looking through my old photos

Gif, Lol, and Sex: @1 19%
00000 Verizon ?
11:41 PM
Jannelle
YOU SUPER LIKED JANNELLE ON 1/13/17
Sex?
No lol
No I mean what sex are you
Ya know cause ppl get offended
if you assume their gender
Sent
Nice save
Type a Message...
Send
GIF
I'm
You
Q W ER TYU
G HJ
A S DF
KL
V B N
123
return
space
I got banned from tinder but found this gem while looking through my old photos

Gif, Lol, and Sex: @1 19%
00000 Verizon ?
11:41 PM
Jannelle
YOU SUPER LIKED JANNELLE ON 1/13/17
Sex?
No lol
No I mean what sex are you
Ya know cause ppl get offended
if you assume their gender
Sent
Nice save
Type a Message...
Send
GIF
I'm
You
Q W ER TYU
G HJ
A S DF
KL
V B N
123
return
space
I got banned from tinder but found this gem while looking through my old photos

I got banned from tinder but found this gem while looking through my old photos

Finals, Fucking, and Gif: YOU MATCHED WITH ON 12/8/19 Is this where I drop my pickup line Yes Hopefully my final isn't the only one fucking me this week Sent Today 7:17 PM Wow yeah that's good Can relate Send Type a message GIF It’s finals season baby

Finals, Fucking, and Gif: YOU MATCHED WITH
ON 12/8/19
Is this where I drop my pickup
line
Yes
Hopefully my final isn't the only
one fucking me this week
Sent
Today 7:17 PM
Wow yeah that's good
Can relate
Send
Type a message
GIF
It’s finals season baby

Finals, Fucking, and Gif: YOU MATCHED WITH
ON 12/8/19
Is this where I drop my pickup
line
Yes
Hopefully my final isn't the only
one fucking me this week
Sent
Today 7:17 PM
Wow yeah that's good
Can relate
Send
Type a message
GIF
It’s finals season baby

It’s finals season baby

Gif, Parents, and Would You Rather: Vo) 4G l 97% 18:59 LTÉ 11 Rachos Wednesday 17:19 Ight hit me with a would you rather Today 18:59 Alright, It's the middle of the night and you're in between your parents. Your dads dick is in you and your dick is in your mum. You need to go either forwards or backwards to get out. Which would you rather? Type a message .. GIF II Ight I’m gonna tap out

Gif, Parents, and Would You Rather: Vo) 4G l 97%
18:59
LTÉ 11
Rachos
Wednesday 17:19
Ight hit me with a would you rather
Today 18:59
Alright,
It's the middle of the night and you're in between
your parents. Your dads dick is in you and your
dick is in your mum. You need to go either
forwards or backwards to get out. Which would
you rather?
Type a message ..
GIF
II
Ight I’m gonna tap out

Gif, Parents, and Would You Rather: Vo) 4G l 97%
18:59
LTÉ 11
Rachos
Wednesday 17:19
Ight hit me with a would you rather
Today 18:59
Alright,
It's the middle of the night and you're in between
your parents. Your dads dick is in you and your
dick is in your mum. You need to go either
forwards or backwards to get out. Which would
you rather?
Type a message ..
GIF
II
Ight I’m gonna tap out

Ight I’m gonna tap out

Ass, Bad, and Gif: 5:52 NE ON 11/13/19. YOU MATCHED WITH HELP! I need you. I'm in urgent need of medical care! 999: Whats your emergency? I hurt myself pretty bad. When I was falling for you... Struggling to breath, might need CPR tbh. Maybe mouth to mouth. (Ass to mouth works better) You're the professional, you know best. Might raise another big problem though. Might be hard to get it back down... Your rising blood pressure?? You've already made it go up to Type a message.. Send GIF (0 This was awesome

Ass, Bad, and Gif: 5:52
NE ON 11/13/19.
YOU MATCHED WITH
HELP! I need you. I'm in urgent
need of medical care!
999: Whats your emergency?
I hurt myself pretty bad.
When I was falling for you...
Struggling to breath, might need
CPR tbh. Maybe mouth to mouth.
(Ass to mouth works better)
You're the professional, you know
best.
Might raise another big problem
though. Might be hard to get it
back down...
Your rising blood pressure??
You've already made it go up to
Type a message..
Send
GIF
(0
This was awesome

Ass, Bad, and Gif: 5:52
NE ON 11/13/19.
YOU MATCHED WITH
HELP! I need you. I'm in urgent
need of medical care!
999: Whats your emergency?
I hurt myself pretty bad.
When I was falling for you...
Struggling to breath, might need
CPR tbh. Maybe mouth to mouth.
(Ass to mouth works better)
You're the professional, you know
best.
Might raise another big problem
though. Might be hard to get it
back down...
Your rising blood pressure??
You've already made it go up to
Type a message..
Send
GIF
(0
This was awesome

This was awesome

Bad, Charlie, and Disappointed: O O 7 56% C Verizon ? Verizon ? 1:10 AM 1:10 AM Julia Julia YOU SUPER LIKED JULIA ON 9/27/19 Friday 11:24 AM I'm sorry I disappointed you ;( will you still give me a chance with a bad punny pick up line charlie what the heck you superliked me 2 months ago & i have been patiently waiting Either way, I might as well give it a shot lol for something ANYTHING Did you know if you switch the letters around in your name you can spell Jail? Oh wait I have to take U out first :) i get nothing a punny pick up line??? nope Friday 12:10 PM Friday 11:24 AM o my gosh I'm sorry I disappointed you ;( will you still give me a chance with a bad punny pick up line that was adorable hahahahahah Either way, I might as well give it a shot lol i forgive you Senc Type a message Type a message Senc GIF GIF Saved it

Bad, Charlie, and Disappointed: O O 7 56% C Verizon ?
Verizon ?
1:10 AM
1:10 AM
Julia
Julia
YOU SUPER LIKED JULIA ON 9/27/19
Friday 11:24 AM
I'm sorry I disappointed you ;( will
you still give me a chance with a
bad punny pick up line
charlie what the heck
you superliked me 2 months ago
& i have been patiently waiting
Either way, I might as well give it
a shot lol
for something
ANYTHING
Did you know if you switch the
letters around in your name you
can spell Jail? Oh wait I have to
take U out first :)
i get nothing
a punny pick up line??? nope
Friday 12:10 PM
Friday 11:24 AM
o my gosh
I'm sorry I disappointed you ;( will
you still give me a chance with a
bad punny pick up line
that was adorable
hahahahahah
Either way, I might as well give it
a shot lol
i forgive you
Senc Type a message
Type a message
Senc
GIF
GIF
Saved it

Bad, Charlie, and Disappointed: O O 7 56% C Verizon ?
Verizon ?
1:10 AM
1:10 AM
Julia
Julia
YOU SUPER LIKED JULIA ON 9/27/19
Friday 11:24 AM
I'm sorry I disappointed you ;( will
you still give me a chance with a
bad punny pick up line
charlie what the heck
you superliked me 2 months ago
& i have been patiently waiting
Either way, I might as well give it
a shot lol
for something
ANYTHING
Did you know if you switch the
letters around in your name you
can spell Jail? Oh wait I have to
take U out first :)
i get nothing
a punny pick up line??? nope
Friday 12:10 PM
Friday 11:24 AM
o my gosh
I'm sorry I disappointed you ;( will
you still give me a chance with a
bad punny pick up line
that was adorable
hahahahahah
Either way, I might as well give it
a shot lol
i forgive you
Senc Type a message
Type a message
Senc
GIF
GIF
Saved it

Saved it

Desperate, Dumb, and Fall: Alexis TOU IMIATCILD VVIIII ALLAIU VIN 12/10/19 Lets get to the poit Pay me 40 to get my nails done and then I can give you a treat later How many guys does that actually work on anyways? Are there really that many dudes desperate enough and dumb enough to fall for that shit? Genuinely curious. Yep I made 4000 Type a message Send If you’re one of the 100 guys that gave her money, slap yourself.

Desperate, Dumb, and Fall: Alexis
TOU IMIATCILD VVIIII ALLAIU VIN 12/10/19
Lets get to the poit Pay me 40 to
get my nails done and then I can
give you a treat later
How many guys does that
actually work on anyways? Are
there really that many dudes
desperate enough and dumb
enough to fall for that shit?
Genuinely curious.
Yep
I made 4000
Type a message
Send
If you’re one of the 100 guys that gave her money, slap yourself.

Desperate, Dumb, and Fall: Alexis
TOU IMIATCILD VVIIII ALLAIU VIN 12/10/19
Lets get to the poit Pay me 40 to
get my nails done and then I can
give you a treat later
How many guys does that
actually work on anyways? Are
there really that many dudes
desperate enough and dumb
enough to fall for that shit?
Genuinely curious.
Yep
I made 4000
Type a message
Send
If you’re one of the 100 guys that gave her money, slap yourself.

If you’re one of the 100 guys that gave her money, slap yourself.

Bad, Gif, and Verizon: * 67% 00000 Verizon LTE 1:26 AM Meaghan YOU MATCHED WITH MEAGHAN ON 8/1/17 so when a guy breaks up with you do you tell him "too bad, you'll never find someone like me-a-ghan"? because if not you should That's the best use of my name I've ever heard. Ever. Why the heck didn't I come up with that idk. i guess that's why you're gonna wanna keep me around... because you're never gonna find someone like me-a-ghan Sent Send Type a Message... GIF interesting

Bad, Gif, and Verizon: * 67%
00000 Verizon LTE
1:26 AM
Meaghan
YOU MATCHED WITH MEAGHAN ON 8/1/17
so when a guy breaks up with
you do you tell him "too bad,
you'll never find someone like
me-a-ghan"?
because if not you should
That's the best use of my name
I've ever heard. Ever.
Why the heck didn't I come up
with that
idk. i guess that's why you're
gonna wanna keep me around...
because you're never gonna find
someone like me-a-ghan
Sent
Send
Type a Message...
GIF
interesting

Bad, Gif, and Verizon: * 67%
00000 Verizon LTE
1:26 AM
Meaghan
YOU MATCHED WITH MEAGHAN ON 8/1/17
so when a guy breaks up with
you do you tell him "too bad,
you'll never find someone like
me-a-ghan"?
because if not you should
That's the best use of my name
I've ever heard. Ever.
Why the heck didn't I come up
with that
idk. i guess that's why you're
gonna wanna keep me around...
because you're never gonna find
someone like me-a-ghan
Sent
Send
Type a Message...
GIF
interesting

interesting

Aww, Beautiful, and Cute: 2:50 1 ull LTE Today 10:32 AM This is such a weird thing to do. Don't take it as an insult. It's a big compliment actually. I really liked you a lot and I think you are really cute and sweet and funny. So I want to set you up with my good friend if you would be ok with that. I just think you two would have more in common than we do. She likes heavy metal music and she's a nerd and she's shy and beautiful and funny. She's religious though and that's a deal breaker for her if you aren't religious. So two questions, would you want to meet her? And are you religious? Today 11:18 AM I'm super flattered, but l'm very much not religious and totally respect that being a deal breaker. As curious as l'd be to meet her, since that is a deal breaker it's a moot point! I also enjoyed our date last night, you seem like an interesting and attractive woman. But I think there was just a certain chemistry missing, and l'd like to give you the opportunity to find a guy who's a better match for you. Hahaha You're so wonderful! Omg. I'm going to talk to my friend. The entire date I was thinking that you are perfect for her. You two have the same energy. Ugh. Yeah. Religion is a deal breaker for her. You are so nice though! That is the absolute sweetest way anyone has ever turned me down. I wish I had more single female friends to set you up with because you are so sweet and awesome. I would give you 5 stars if I could rate you on here. Hahaha. Sent Aww, you're too sweet. The feeling is mutual. I absolutely wish you and your friend the best of luck with navigating the buffet of guys you both undoubtedly have as options. Like I said, you seem like an amazing girl, just maybe not the amazing girl for me! Send Type a message GIF Stitch It! The most wholesome way that I have ever been turned down

Aww, Beautiful, and Cute: 2:50 1
ull LTE
Today 10:32 AM
This is such a weird thing to do. Don't
take it as an insult. It's a big
compliment actually. I really liked you a
lot and I think you are really cute and
sweet and funny. So I want to set you
up with my good friend if you would be
ok with that. I just think you two would
have more in common than we do. She
likes heavy metal music and she's a
nerd and she's shy and beautiful and
funny.
She's religious though and that's a deal
breaker for her if you aren't religious.
So two questions, would you want to
meet her? And are you religious?
Today 11:18 AM
I'm super flattered, but l'm very much
not religious and totally respect that
being a deal breaker.
As curious as l'd be to meet her, since
that is a deal breaker it's a moot point!
I also enjoyed our date last night, you
seem like an interesting and attractive
woman. But I think there was just a
certain chemistry missing, and l'd like
to give you the opportunity to find a
guy who's a better match for you.
Hahaha
You're so wonderful! Omg. I'm going to
talk to my friend. The entire date I was
thinking that you are perfect for her.
You two have the same energy.
Ugh. Yeah. Religion is a deal breaker
for her. You are so nice though! That is
the absolute sweetest way anyone has
ever turned me down. I wish I had more
single female friends to set you up with
because you are so sweet and
awesome.
I would give you 5 stars if I could rate
you on here. Hahaha.
Sent
Aww, you're too sweet. The feeling is
mutual. I absolutely wish you and your
friend the best of luck with navigating
the buffet of guys you both
undoubtedly have as options. Like I
said, you seem like an amazing girl, just
maybe not the amazing girl for me!
Send
Type a message
GIF
Stitch It!
The most wholesome way that I have ever been turned down

Aww, Beautiful, and Cute: 2:50 1
ull LTE
Today 10:32 AM
This is such a weird thing to do. Don't
take it as an insult. It's a big
compliment actually. I really liked you a
lot and I think you are really cute and
sweet and funny. So I want to set you
up with my good friend if you would be
ok with that. I just think you two would
have more in common than we do. She
likes heavy metal music and she's a
nerd and she's shy and beautiful and
funny.
She's religious though and that's a deal
breaker for her if you aren't religious.
So two questions, would you want to
meet her? And are you religious?
Today 11:18 AM
I'm super flattered, but l'm very much
not religious and totally respect that
being a deal breaker.
As curious as l'd be to meet her, since
that is a deal breaker it's a moot point!
I also enjoyed our date last night, you
seem like an interesting and attractive
woman. But I think there was just a
certain chemistry missing, and l'd like
to give you the opportunity to find a
guy who's a better match for you.
Hahaha
You're so wonderful! Omg. I'm going to
talk to my friend. The entire date I was
thinking that you are perfect for her.
You two have the same energy.
Ugh. Yeah. Religion is a deal breaker
for her. You are so nice though! That is
the absolute sweetest way anyone has
ever turned me down. I wish I had more
single female friends to set you up with
because you are so sweet and
awesome.
I would give you 5 stars if I could rate
you on here. Hahaha.
Sent
Aww, you're too sweet. The feeling is
mutual. I absolutely wish you and your
friend the best of luck with navigating
the buffet of guys you both
undoubtedly have as options. Like I
said, you seem like an amazing girl, just
maybe not the amazing girl for me!
Send
Type a message
GIF
Stitch It!
The most wholesome way that I have ever been turned down

The most wholesome way that I have ever been turned down

God, Oh My God, and Girl: 5:53 1 ON 10/9/17 YOU MATCHED WITH Keep a girl waiting 11 months for a message? Today 1:02 PM How about 2 years Sent Today 2:24 PM Oh my god Type a message Send (• I’ve always wanted the chance to do this

God, Oh My God, and Girl: 5:53 1
ON 10/9/17
YOU MATCHED WITH
Keep a girl waiting 11 months for a
message?
Today 1:02 PM
How about 2 years
Sent
Today 2:24 PM
Oh my god
Type a message
Send
(•
I’ve always wanted the chance to do this

God, Oh My God, and Girl: 5:53 1
ON 10/9/17
YOU MATCHED WITH
Keep a girl waiting 11 months for a
message?
Today 1:02 PM
How about 2 years
Sent
Today 2:24 PM
Oh my god
Type a message
Send
(•
I’ve always wanted the chance to do this

I’ve always wanted the chance to do this

Africa, Gif, and Wow: 4:04 1 Kenya YOU MATCHED WITH KENYA ON 2019-12-09 I've always wanted to be a tourist inside Kenya, but with all the unrest in Africa I think you're my last chance Today 3:22 PM Wow How long did it take you to come up with that one Today 3:54 PM Around 7 mins Coincidentally that's how long l'd last in Kenya Sent Type a message Send GIF Nailed it

Africa, Gif, and Wow: 4:04 1
Kenya
YOU MATCHED WITH KENYA ON 2019-12-09
I've always wanted to be a tourist
inside Kenya, but with all the
unrest in Africa I think you're my
last chance
Today 3:22 PM
Wow
How long did it take you to come
up with that one
Today 3:54 PM
Around 7 mins
Coincidentally that's how long l'd
last in Kenya
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
Nailed it

Africa, Gif, and Wow: 4:04 1
Kenya
YOU MATCHED WITH KENYA ON 2019-12-09
I've always wanted to be a tourist
inside Kenya, but with all the
unrest in Africa I think you're my
last chance
Today 3:22 PM
Wow
How long did it take you to come
up with that one
Today 3:54 PM
Around 7 mins
Coincidentally that's how long l'd
last in Kenya
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
Nailed it

Nailed it

God, Oh My God, and Weird: Hey weird question but have you ever worked on a chicken farm?? Today 8:49 AM i haven't Today 9:07 AM That's interesting Because you sure can raise a cock Sent Today 9:30 AM oh my god Type a message Send I think I got her, boys

God, Oh My God, and Weird: Hey weird question but have you ever
worked on a chicken farm??
Today 8:49 AM
i haven't
Today 9:07 AM
That's interesting
Because you sure can raise a cock
Sent
Today 9:30 AM
oh my god
Type a message
Send
I think I got her, boys

God, Oh My God, and Weird: Hey weird question but have you ever
worked on a chicken farm??
Today 8:49 AM
i haven't
Today 9:07 AM
That's interesting
Because you sure can raise a cock
Sent
Today 9:30 AM
oh my god
Type a message
Send
I think I got her, boys

I think I got her, boys

Gif, I Bet, and Saw: @ 1 70% 00000 cricket ? 11:58 PM YOU MATCHED WITH ON 11/1/17 Sorry for the inconvenience, but cheesy pick up lines are unavailable at the moment. Is there an alternative you would like? Wow! I never saw you coming and l'll never be the same. You're got the best smile on Tinder. I bet you use Crest. Wow I can't believe l've been dubbed Tinder's best smile. This is truly an honor. And how do you know I use Crest? Might be the cameras in my bathroom... Sent No, you are the camera because every time I look at you, I smile. Type a message Send GIF Unprecedented wholesomeness on Tinder :)

Gif, I Bet, and Saw: @ 1 70%
00000 cricket ?
11:58 PM
YOU MATCHED WITH
ON 11/1/17
Sorry for the inconvenience, but
cheesy pick up lines are
unavailable at the moment. Is
there an alternative you would
like?
Wow! I never saw you coming
and l'll never be the same.
You're got the best smile on
Tinder. I bet you use Crest.
Wow I can't believe l've been
dubbed Tinder's best smile. This
is truly an honor.
And how do you know I use
Crest? Might be the cameras in
my bathroom...
Sent
No, you are the camera because
every time I look at you, I smile.
Type a message
Send
GIF
Unprecedented wholesomeness on Tinder :)

Gif, I Bet, and Saw: @ 1 70%
00000 cricket ?
11:58 PM
YOU MATCHED WITH
ON 11/1/17
Sorry for the inconvenience, but
cheesy pick up lines are
unavailable at the moment. Is
there an alternative you would
like?
Wow! I never saw you coming
and l'll never be the same.
You're got the best smile on
Tinder. I bet you use Crest.
Wow I can't believe l've been
dubbed Tinder's best smile. This
is truly an honor.
And how do you know I use
Crest? Might be the cameras in
my bathroom...
Sent
No, you are the camera because
every time I look at you, I smile.
Type a message
Send
GIF
Unprecedented wholesomeness on Tinder :)

Unprecedented wholesomeness on Tinder :)

Gif, Girl, and Hospital: 2:43 1 l LTE Alexei YOU MATCHED WITH ALEXEI ON 12/9/19 Damnn girl, if you were a fruit, You'd be a fineapple. If You were a vegetable l'd try and visit you in the hospital as much as possible. Lmaoo0o omfg Sent Type a message Send GIF Неу I'm Н D B N M X. 123 return space SI A. That’s a new one

Gif, Girl, and Hospital: 2:43 1
l LTE
Alexei
YOU MATCHED WITH ALEXEI ON 12/9/19
Damnn girl, if you were a fruit, You'd be
a fineapple. If You were a vegetable l'd
try and visit you in the hospital as much
as possible.
Lmaoo0o omfg
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
Неу
I'm
Н
D
B N M
X.
123
return
space
SI
A.
That’s a new one

Gif, Girl, and Hospital: 2:43 1
l LTE
Alexei
YOU MATCHED WITH ALEXEI ON 12/9/19
Damnn girl, if you were a fruit, You'd be
a fineapple. If You were a vegetable l'd
try and visit you in the hospital as much
as possible.
Lmaoo0o omfg
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
Неу
I'm
Н
D
B N M
X.
123
return
space
SI
A.
That’s a new one

That’s a new one

America, Bad, and Gif: 9:32 Talia I don't have any good pickup lines, so give me a topic and l'll make a bad pun out of it. Yesterday 10:35 AM Captain America Yesterday 10:56 AM Ah, a fellow Marvel fan I see. I better watch my "language" then. Did you know, if you take one Buck from Steve Rogers, he will cry? Sent Today 8:18 PM I don't know that much about marvel So who is Steve Type a message Send GIF My disappointment is immeasurable, and my evening is Ruined…..

America, Bad, and Gif: 9:32
Talia
I don't have any good pickup
lines, so give me a topic and l'll
make a bad pun out of it.
Yesterday 10:35 AM
Captain America
Yesterday 10:56 AM
Ah, a fellow Marvel fan I see. I
better watch my "language" then.
Did you know, if you take one
Buck from Steve Rogers, he will
cry?
Sent
Today 8:18 PM
I don't know that much about
marvel
So who is Steve
Type a message
Send
GIF
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my evening is Ruined…..

America, Bad, and Gif: 9:32
Talia
I don't have any good pickup
lines, so give me a topic and l'll
make a bad pun out of it.
Yesterday 10:35 AM
Captain America
Yesterday 10:56 AM
Ah, a fellow Marvel fan I see. I
better watch my "language" then.
Did you know, if you take one
Buck from Steve Rogers, he will
cry?
Sent
Today 8:18 PM
I don't know that much about
marvel
So who is Steve
Type a message
Send
GIF
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my evening is Ruined…..

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my evening is Ruined…..

Gif, Love, and Best: ": YG 81% НЕFI 12:19 Samantha Today 12:07 PM Quack quack quack best looking lad on here Quack quackO G you're such a wordsmith a real poet Quack.. please don't unmatch me, love you duck. i I'M SO EXCITED Quack quacke Sent Type a message... GIF Quack quack works

Gif, Love, and Best: ": YG 81%
НЕFI
12:19
Samantha
Today 12:07 PM
Quack quack quack
best looking lad on here
Quack quackO G
you're such a wordsmith
a real poet
Quack..
please don't unmatch me,
love you
duck. i
I'M SO EXCITED
Quack quacke
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
Quack quack works

Gif, Love, and Best: ": YG 81%
НЕFI
12:19
Samantha
Today 12:07 PM
Quack quack quack
best looking lad on here
Quack quackO G
you're such a wordsmith
a real poet
Quack..
please don't unmatch me,
love you
duck. i
I'M SO EXCITED
Quack quacke
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
Quack quack works

Quack quack works

Gif, Lmao, and Cricket: LTE 86% 12:07 cricket Patrick Today 10:39 AM Hey i'm Patrick Today 11:54 AM No, this is Patrick Sent Type a message... GIF II Lmao gottem

Gif, Lmao, and Cricket: LTE 86%
12:07 cricket
Patrick
Today 10:39 AM
Hey i'm Patrick
Today 11:54 AM
No, this is Patrick
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
II
Lmao gottem

Gif, Lmao, and Cricket: LTE 86%
12:07 cricket
Patrick
Today 10:39 AM
Hey i'm Patrick
Today 11:54 AM
No, this is Patrick
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
II
Lmao gottem

Lmao gottem

Gif, Massage, and Bali: Tiara YOU MATCHED WITH TIARA ON 25/11/2019. How much 100$ for good massage and happy ending U want babe ? I have small dick any discount for me? Sent 80$ Send Type a message... GIF When i was in bali:(

Gif, Massage, and Bali: Tiara
YOU MATCHED WITH TIARA ON 25/11/2019.
How much
100$ for good massage and
happy ending
U want babe ?
I have small dick any discount for
me?
Sent
80$
Send
Type a message...
GIF
When i was in bali:(

Gif, Massage, and Bali: Tiara
YOU MATCHED WITH TIARA ON 25/11/2019.
How much
100$ for good massage and
happy ending
U want babe ?
I have small dick any discount for
me?
Sent
80$
Send
Type a message...
GIF
When i was in bali:(

When i was in bali:(

Brains, Gif, and Jail: 2:40 1 can I be frank with you Неу Sun, Oct 20, 7:19 AM Yeah sure? what's up? Sun, Oct 20, 2:39 PM I'm not really trying to date or anything, I'm robbing a bank and need an attractive female to distract the overweight guard on night duty for 12 mins and 37 seconds. Compensation will be provided. Are you in or out Sun, Oct 20, 4:09 PM In. i've been told i can be very distracting. Mon, Oct 21, 2:45 PM Thank you, finally someone worthy Ok here's the plan we rob the Ok here's the plan we rob the bank and then we fuck each other's brains out Mon, Oct 21, 3:54 PM Money and a good fuck? you're really speaking my language Wed, Oct 23, 1:17 AM What happens if we get caught in the act Wed, Oct 23, 2:26 AM looks like i'm going to jail naked then Wed, Oct 23, 1:49 PM I'd like to see you in handcuffs Wed, Oct 23, 2:15 PM i'd like to be put in handcuffs Send Type a message GIF Stitch It! Found a co-conspirator

Brains, Gif, and Jail: 2:40 1
can I be frank with you
Неу
Sun, Oct 20, 7:19 AM
Yeah sure? what's up?
Sun, Oct 20, 2:39 PM
I'm not really trying to date or
anything, I'm robbing a bank and
need an attractive female to
distract the overweight guard on
night duty for 12 mins and 37
seconds. Compensation will be
provided. Are you in or out
Sun, Oct 20, 4:09 PM
In. i've been told i can be very
distracting.
Mon, Oct 21, 2:45 PM
Thank you, finally someone
worthy
Ok here's the plan we rob the
Ok here's the plan we rob the
bank and then we fuck each
other's brains out
Mon, Oct 21, 3:54 PM
Money and a good fuck? you're
really speaking my language
Wed, Oct 23, 1:17 AM
What happens if we get caught in
the act
Wed, Oct 23, 2:26 AM
looks like i'm going to jail naked
then
Wed, Oct 23, 1:49 PM
I'd like to see you in handcuffs
Wed, Oct 23, 2:15 PM
i'd like to be put in handcuffs
Send
Type a message
GIF
Stitch It!
Found a co-conspirator

Brains, Gif, and Jail: 2:40 1
can I be frank with you
Неу
Sun, Oct 20, 7:19 AM
Yeah sure? what's up?
Sun, Oct 20, 2:39 PM
I'm not really trying to date or
anything, I'm robbing a bank and
need an attractive female to
distract the overweight guard on
night duty for 12 mins and 37
seconds. Compensation will be
provided. Are you in or out
Sun, Oct 20, 4:09 PM
In. i've been told i can be very
distracting.
Mon, Oct 21, 2:45 PM
Thank you, finally someone
worthy
Ok here's the plan we rob the
Ok here's the plan we rob the
bank and then we fuck each
other's brains out
Mon, Oct 21, 3:54 PM
Money and a good fuck? you're
really speaking my language
Wed, Oct 23, 1:17 AM
What happens if we get caught in
the act
Wed, Oct 23, 2:26 AM
looks like i'm going to jail naked
then
Wed, Oct 23, 1:49 PM
I'd like to see you in handcuffs
Wed, Oct 23, 2:15 PM
i'd like to be put in handcuffs
Send
Type a message
GIF
Stitch It!
Found a co-conspirator

Found a co-conspirator

Definitely, Gif, and Today: Today The bio is a bit of an overshare but fortunately for both of us l'm a trained therapist O Diagnose me, That'll cost you P Report Yup, you're definitely in healthcare alright Delivered O Type a message... GIF All we have to lose are our chains

Definitely, Gif, and Today: Today
The bio is a bit of an overshare but
fortunately for both of us l'm a trained
therapist O
Diagnose me,
That'll cost you
P Report
Yup, you're definitely in healthcare
alright
Delivered
O Type a message...
GIF
All we have to lose are our chains

Definitely, Gif, and Today: Today
The bio is a bit of an overshare but
fortunately for both of us l'm a trained
therapist O
Diagnose me,
That'll cost you
P Report
Yup, you're definitely in healthcare
alright
Delivered
O Type a message...
GIF
All we have to lose are our chains

All we have to lose are our chains

Gif, I Bet, and Lol: Today 5:11 PM I bet you get all A's Today 7:27 PM Lol Nah I got 2 Ds Want a 3rd? Sent Type a message... GIF טר This Transition

Gif, I Bet, and Lol: Today 5:11 PM
I bet you get all A's
Today 7:27 PM
Lol
Nah I got 2 Ds
Want a 3rd?
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
טר
This Transition

Gif, I Bet, and Lol: Today 5:11 PM
I bet you get all A's
Today 7:27 PM
Lol
Nah I got 2 Ds
Want a 3rd?
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
טר
This Transition

This Transition

Fucking, Gif, and T-Mobile: ll T-Mobile 1 15% I 12:19 AM YOU MATCHED WITH ON 5/16/18 Ik this is tinder and I'm supposed to be overtly sexual. But fuck that. your eyes are fucking enchanting awh thank you i appreciate the normalcy Imao MAY I HAVE THEM!? Sent Type a message Send GIF “Normal”

Fucking, Gif, and T-Mobile: ll T-Mobile
1 15% I
12:19 AM
YOU MATCHED WITH
ON 5/16/18
Ik this is tinder and I'm
supposed to be overtly
sexual. But fuck that.
your eyes are fucking
enchanting
awh thank you
i appreciate the normalcy
Imao
MAY I HAVE THEM!?
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
“Normal”

Fucking, Gif, and T-Mobile: ll T-Mobile
1 15% I
12:19 AM
YOU MATCHED WITH
ON 5/16/18
Ik this is tinder and I'm
supposed to be overtly
sexual. But fuck that.
your eyes are fucking
enchanting
awh thank you
i appreciate the normalcy
Imao
MAY I HAVE THEM!?
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
“Normal”

“Normal”

Gif, Good, and Lesbian: 31° 88% I 3:49 PM Katie I'm a guy... im down for a good time, r u? Seriously? And ya l'm down for a good time. With a woman Why not also a man? Cuz l'm lesbian? Oh Have u ever slept with a man? Why are you pretending to be a woman? Sent Type a message... GIF Some people man

Gif, Good, and Lesbian: 31°
88% I 3:49 PM
Katie
I'm a guy... im down for a
good time, r u?
Seriously?
And ya l'm down for a
good time. With a woman
Why not also a man?
Cuz l'm lesbian?
Oh
Have u ever slept with a
man?
Why are you pretending to
be a woman?
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
Some people man

Gif, Good, and Lesbian: 31°
88% I 3:49 PM
Katie
I'm a guy... im down for a
good time, r u?
Seriously?
And ya l'm down for a
good time. With a woman
Why not also a man?
Cuz l'm lesbian?
Oh
Have u ever slept with a
man?
Why are you pretending to
be a woman?
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
Some people man

Some people man

Gif, One, and Bio: Saturday 2:35 AM Ur bio... unmatched. Saturday 7:44 AM Unmatched as in nobody else's comes close? Or unmatched as in ur gonna unmatch me because of it Saturday 5:03 PM Hahahaha I didn't think of the other one but unmatched as no one comes close Type a message... GIF Update for anyone interested on the 50/50!

Gif, One, and Bio: Saturday 2:35 AM
Ur bio... unmatched.
Saturday 7:44 AM
Unmatched as in nobody else's
comes close? Or unmatched
as in ur gonna unmatch me
because of it
Saturday 5:03 PM
Hahahaha I didn't think of the
other one but unmatched as no
one comes close
Type a message...
GIF
Update for anyone interested on the 50/50!

Gif, One, and Bio: Saturday 2:35 AM
Ur bio... unmatched.
Saturday 7:44 AM
Unmatched as in nobody else's
comes close? Or unmatched
as in ur gonna unmatch me
because of it
Saturday 5:03 PM
Hahahaha I didn't think of the
other one but unmatched as no
one comes close
Type a message...
GIF
Update for anyone interested on the 50/50!

Update for anyone interested on the 50/50!

Gif, Lol, and Work: O 100% ll AT&T ? 1:51 PM Alexa Yesterday 3:43 PM at least you're honest Today 1:21 AM Do you work for a hospital? Today 2:42 AM A Medical office Today 1:45 PM I hope it's a chiropractor's office because my back hurts from carrying these conversations lol it's actually an obgyn which is great because you sound like a cunt Type a message Send GIF She was only giving very short responses before

Gif, Lol, and Work: O 100%
ll AT&T ?
1:51 PM
Alexa
Yesterday 3:43 PM
at least you're honest
Today 1:21 AM
Do you work for a hospital?
Today 2:42 AM
A Medical office
Today 1:45 PM
I hope it's a chiropractor's office
because my back hurts from
carrying these conversations
lol it's actually an obgyn which is
great because you sound like a
cunt
Type a message
Send
GIF
She was only giving very short responses before

Gif, Lol, and Work: O 100%
ll AT&T ?
1:51 PM
Alexa
Yesterday 3:43 PM
at least you're honest
Today 1:21 AM
Do you work for a hospital?
Today 2:42 AM
A Medical office
Today 1:45 PM
I hope it's a chiropractor's office
because my back hurts from
carrying these conversations
lol it's actually an obgyn which is
great because you sound like a
cunt
Type a message
Send
GIF
She was only giving very short responses before

She was only giving very short responses before

Gif, Today, and One: NO * XI ll 72%| * , ao 10:44 Nina Today Hi Hey hey! One pic, no bio Say "I'm a bot" so I know you're real I'm a bot P Report I don't know where this leaves us Delivered O type a message.. GIF The But 2 3 8. 9. @ %23 & D G Н K 24 123 II Captcha 2.0

Gif, Today, and One: NO * XI ll 72%|
* , ao
10:44
Nina
Today
Hi
Hey hey!
One pic, no bio
Say "I'm a bot" so I know you're real
I'm a bot
P Report
I don't know where this leaves us
Delivered
O type a message..
GIF
The
But
2
3
8.
9.
@
%23
&
D
G
Н
K
24
123
II
Captcha 2.0

Gif, Today, and One: NO * XI ll 72%|
* , ao
10:44
Nina
Today
Hi
Hey hey!
One pic, no bio
Say "I'm a bot" so I know you're real
I'm a bot
P Report
I don't know where this leaves us
Delivered
O type a message..
GIF
The
But
2
3
8.
9.
@
%23
&
D
G
Н
K
24
123
II
Captcha 2.0

Captcha 2.0

Beautiful, Finding Nemo, and Friday: EE 13:41 37% Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile Friday 18:52 You can't see my smile in the picture Thats is true but i bet you got a beautiful smile, am i wrong? Friday 23:34 You're so wrong How can change that for you? Saturday 11:14 Make me laugh Tell me something funny I haven't laughed in years When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation. I almost died in Finding Nemo Today 11:32 Love it Type a message ... GIF I think I’m in…and only used 1 photo

Beautiful, Finding Nemo, and Friday: EE 13:41
37%
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the
beautiful smile
Friday 18:52
You can't see my smile in the picture
Thats is true but i bet you got a
beautiful smile, am i wrong?
Friday 23:34
You're so wrong
How can change that for you?
Saturday 11:14
Make me laugh
Tell me something funny
I haven't laughed in years
When people go underwater in scary
movies, I like to hold my breath and see
if I would have survived that situation. I
almost died in Finding Nemo
Today 11:32
Love it
Type a message ...
GIF
I think I’m in…and only used 1 photo

Beautiful, Finding Nemo, and Friday: EE 13:41
37%
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the
beautiful smile
Friday 18:52
You can't see my smile in the picture
Thats is true but i bet you got a
beautiful smile, am i wrong?
Friday 23:34
You're so wrong
How can change that for you?
Saturday 11:14
Make me laugh
Tell me something funny
I haven't laughed in years
When people go underwater in scary
movies, I like to hold my breath and see
if I would have survived that situation. I
almost died in Finding Nemo
Today 11:32
Love it
Type a message ...
GIF
I think I’m in…and only used 1 photo

I think I’m in…and only used 1 photo

Facetime, Gif, and Omg: 12:49 1 LTE emily YOU MATCHED WITH EMILY ON 12/6/19 I wear vans I hit u up Marry me? Yesterday 11:44 PM omg yes i'll mary you Oh hey that's sick. Let's Group FaceTime my mom and tell her to eat shit, she said l'd never find the one omg let's do it That seems like a second date activity to me. However for that to be possible there would need to be a first so what's our first date going to be Blow up a children's hospital? Coffee?*** Sent Send Type a message GIF Blew it:(

Facetime, Gif, and Omg: 12:49 1
LTE
emily
YOU MATCHED WITH EMILY ON 12/6/19
I wear vans
I hit u up
Marry me?
Yesterday 11:44 PM
omg yes i'll mary you
Oh hey that's sick. Let's Group
FaceTime my mom and tell her to eat
shit, she said l'd never find the one
omg let's do it
That seems like a second date activity
to me. However for that to be
possible there would need to be a first
so what's our first date going to be
Blow up a children's hospital?
Coffee?***
Sent
Send
Type a message
GIF
Blew it:(

Facetime, Gif, and Omg: 12:49 1
LTE
emily
YOU MATCHED WITH EMILY ON 12/6/19
I wear vans
I hit u up
Marry me?
Yesterday 11:44 PM
omg yes i'll mary you
Oh hey that's sick. Let's Group
FaceTime my mom and tell her to eat
shit, she said l'd never find the one
omg let's do it
That seems like a second date activity
to me. However for that to be
possible there would need to be a first
so what's our first date going to be
Blow up a children's hospital?
Coffee?***
Sent
Send
Type a message
GIF
Blew it:(

Blew it:(

Fucking, Gif, and Money: 11:23 39% Jen Ringtone Today 11:20 AM daddy DONT TOUCH THE FUCKING THERMOSTAT!!! Is that daddy enough for you? Type a message... GIF GIF ... 2 Q W ERTYUI0’ P A S D FGHJ K L Z X C VB N M ?123 II I’m not made of money

Fucking, Gif, and Money: 11:23
39%
Jen
Ringtone
Today 11:20 AM
daddy
DONT TOUCH THE FUCKING
THERMOSTAT!!!
Is that daddy enough for you?
Type a message...
GIF
GIF
...
2
Q W ERTYUI0’ P
A S D FGHJ K L
Z X C VB
N M
?123
II
I’m not made of money

Fucking, Gif, and Money: 11:23
39%
Jen
Ringtone
Today 11:20 AM
daddy
DONT TOUCH THE FUCKING
THERMOSTAT!!!
Is that daddy enough for you?
Type a message...
GIF
GIF
...
2
Q W ERTYUI0’ P
A S D FGHJ K L
Z X C VB
N M
?123
II
I’m not made of money

I’m not made of money

Gif, Today, and Bio: Today 2:35 AM Ur bio.... unmatched. Today 7:44 AM Unmatched as in nobody else's comes close? Or unmatched as in ur gonna unmatch me because of it Sent Type a message... GIF 50/50 chance…

Gif, Today, and Bio: Today 2:35 AM
Ur bio.... unmatched.
Today 7:44 AM
Unmatched as in nobody else's
comes close? Or unmatched
as in ur gonna unmatch me
because of it
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
50/50 chance…

Gif, Today, and Bio: Today 2:35 AM
Ur bio.... unmatched.
Today 7:44 AM
Unmatched as in nobody else's
comes close? Or unmatched
as in ur gonna unmatch me
because of it
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
50/50 chance…

50/50 chance…

Gif, Math, and Today: ll TELUS O 45% 4:43 PM Erin YOU MATCHED WITH ERIN ON 2019-12-06 Call me the first derivative to a parabola cause l'm trying to lay tangent to those curves Today 3:59 PM This is the greatest thing ever Today 4:43 PM Welcome to my domain Sent Type a message Send GIF Her bio said she likes math

Gif, Math, and Today: ll TELUS
O 45%
4:43 PM
Erin
YOU MATCHED WITH ERIN ON 2019-12-06
Call me the first derivative to a
parabola cause l'm trying to lay
tangent to those curves
Today 3:59 PM
This is the greatest thing ever
Today 4:43 PM
Welcome to my domain
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
Her bio said she likes math

Gif, Math, and Today: ll TELUS
O 45%
4:43 PM
Erin
YOU MATCHED WITH ERIN ON 2019-12-06
Call me the first derivative to a
parabola cause l'm trying to lay
tangent to those curves
Today 3:59 PM
This is the greatest thing ever
Today 4:43 PM
Welcome to my domain
Sent
Type a message
Send
GIF
Her bio said she likes math

Her bio said she likes math

Christmas, Dad, and Family: 20:23 Jordan YOU MATCHED WITH JORDAN ON 12/4/19 Die hard is a Christmas movie. Today 19:41 I wholeheartedly disagree but you can try to change my mind Today 20:19 1. Die Hard is about an estranged family where Dad is trying to make it home for the holidays on Christmas Eve. 2. The dialogue is full of ironic Christmas references 3. McClane's wife's name is freakin' Holly. 4. McClane learns the spirit of Christmas 5. It "snows" at the end 6. There's a "stuck in a chimney" scene. 7. The soundtrack is stuffed with Christmas music. Type a message Send GIF (• Die hard is a Christmas movie.

Christmas, Dad, and Family: 20:23
Jordan
YOU MATCHED WITH JORDAN ON 12/4/19
Die hard is a Christmas movie.
Today 19:41
I wholeheartedly disagree but you can
try to change my mind
Today 20:19
1. Die Hard is about an estranged family
where Dad is trying to make it home for
the holidays on Christmas Eve.
2. The dialogue is full of ironic
Christmas references
3. McClane's wife's name is freakin'
Holly.
4. McClane learns the spirit of
Christmas
5. It "snows" at the end
6. There's a "stuck in a chimney"
scene.
7. The soundtrack is stuffed with
Christmas music.
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Die hard is a Christmas movie.

Christmas, Dad, and Family: 20:23
Jordan
YOU MATCHED WITH JORDAN ON 12/4/19
Die hard is a Christmas movie.
Today 19:41
I wholeheartedly disagree but you can
try to change my mind
Today 20:19
1. Die Hard is about an estranged family
where Dad is trying to make it home for
the holidays on Christmas Eve.
2. The dialogue is full of ironic
Christmas references
3. McClane's wife's name is freakin'
Holly.
4. McClane learns the spirit of
Christmas
5. It "snows" at the end
6. There's a "stuck in a chimney"
scene.
7. The soundtrack is stuffed with
Christmas music.
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Die hard is a Christmas movie.

Die hard is a Christmas movie.

Bad, Gif, and Ugly: 3:36 Today 5:06 AM I'm It's nice to meet you Are you the type to appreciate pickup line or a bad joke? Today 9:18 AM both Today 9:38 AM Well, in that case, do you have an ugly boyfriend? Today 3:26 PM no Well do you want one? Sent Type a message... GIF She unmatched immediately

Bad, Gif, and Ugly: 3:36
Today 5:06 AM
I'm
It's nice to meet you
Are you the type to appreciate pickup
line or a bad joke?
Today 9:18 AM
both
Today 9:38 AM
Well, in that case, do you have an ugly
boyfriend?
Today 3:26 PM
no
Well do you want one?
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
She unmatched immediately

Bad, Gif, and Ugly: 3:36
Today 5:06 AM
I'm
It's nice to meet you
Are you the type to appreciate pickup
line or a bad joke?
Today 9:18 AM
both
Today 9:38 AM
Well, in that case, do you have an ugly
boyfriend?
Today 3:26 PM
no
Well do you want one?
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
She unmatched immediately

She unmatched immediately

Gif, Harry Styles, and Sugar: Amanda Amanda, 18 D Today 2:09 AM My Anthem Watermelon Sugar What's better than eating a mandarin? Harry Styles I don't know what Eating amanda out. Sent Type a message... GIF You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Gif, Harry Styles, and Sugar: Amanda
Amanda, 18 D
Today 2:09 AM
My Anthem
Watermelon Sugar
What's better than eating a mandarin?
Harry Styles
I don't know what
Eating amanda out.
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Gif, Harry Styles, and Sugar: Amanda
Amanda, 18 D
Today 2:09 AM
My Anthem
Watermelon Sugar
What's better than eating a mandarin?
Harry Styles
I don't know what
Eating amanda out.
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Drug Dealer, Gif, and Haircut: 3:13 Jesse YOU MATCHED WITH JESSE ON 11/7/19 It takes a big man to admit when they are wrong, but it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut Thu, Nov 7, 1:43 PM Your turn Thu, Nov 7, 2:08 PM What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer A hooker can wash her crack and re sell it Send Type a message GIF Her bio said “Tell me some jokes.” She’s now my girlfriend. Thank you, Tinder.

Drug Dealer, Gif, and Haircut: 3:13
Jesse
YOU MATCHED WITH JESSE ON 11/7/19
It takes a big man to admit when
they are wrong, but it takes an
even bigger man to give a giraffe
a haircut
Thu, Nov 7, 1:43 PM
Your turn
Thu, Nov 7, 2:08 PM
What's the difference between a
hooker and a drug dealer
A hooker can wash her crack and
re sell it
Send
Type a message
GIF
Her bio said “Tell me some jokes.” She’s now my girlfriend. Thank you, Tinder.

Drug Dealer, Gif, and Haircut: 3:13
Jesse
YOU MATCHED WITH JESSE ON 11/7/19
It takes a big man to admit when
they are wrong, but it takes an
even bigger man to give a giraffe
a haircut
Thu, Nov 7, 1:43 PM
Your turn
Thu, Nov 7, 2:08 PM
What's the difference between a
hooker and a drug dealer
A hooker can wash her crack and
re sell it
Send
Type a message
GIF
Her bio said “Tell me some jokes.” She’s now my girlfriend. Thank you, Tinder.

Her bio said “Tell me some jokes.” She’s now my girlfriend. Thank you, Tinder.

Gif, Taken, and Wyd: Thu, Oct 31, 14:09 Alrighty, I've got a joke for ya - What do you call a lemon that has been taken over by a demon? Today 18:17 idk, how about you let me suck that cock though Today 19:39 That wasn't the punchline but I like your idea better, wyd tomorrow? Sent Type a message GIF I really wanted to tell that joke, though…

Gif, Taken, and Wyd: Thu, Oct 31, 14:09
Alrighty, I've got a joke for ya
- What do you call a lemon
that has been taken over
by a demon?
Today 18:17
idk, how about you let me
suck that cock though
Today 19:39
That wasn't the punchline but
I like your idea better, wyd
tomorrow?
Sent
Type a message
GIF
I really wanted to tell that joke, though…

Gif, Taken, and Wyd: Thu, Oct 31, 14:09
Alrighty, I've got a joke for ya
- What do you call a lemon
that has been taken over
by a demon?
Today 18:17
idk, how about you let me
suck that cock though
Today 19:39
That wasn't the punchline but
I like your idea better, wyd
tomorrow?
Sent
Type a message
GIF
I really wanted to tell that joke, though…

I really wanted to tell that joke, though…

Gif, Lol, and Yeah: 10:00 YOU MATCHED WIT N 03/12/2019. Is that a bible in the background of the second pic? Today 8:20 pm Yessss Lol Today 10:00 pm I like a girl that can go down on her knees for men she's never met Sent Type a message.. Send GIF Yeah Неy R T ОР W E YU Н К A J L X С V NM 123 return space LL N Fingers crossed for that one.

Gif, Lol, and Yeah: 10:00
YOU MATCHED WIT
N 03/12/2019.
Is that a bible in the background of the
second pic?
Today 8:20 pm
Yessss
Lol
Today 10:00 pm
I like a girl that can go down on her
knees for men she's never met
Sent
Type a message..
Send
GIF
Yeah
Неy
R
T
ОР
W E
YU
Н
К
A
J
L
X
С
V
NM
123
return
space
LL
N
Fingers crossed for that one.

Gif, Lol, and Yeah: 10:00
YOU MATCHED WIT
N 03/12/2019.
Is that a bible in the background of the
second pic?
Today 8:20 pm
Yessss
Lol
Today 10:00 pm
I like a girl that can go down on her
knees for men she's never met
Sent
Type a message..
Send
GIF
Yeah
Неy
R
T
ОР
W E
YU
Н
К
A
J
L
X
С
V
NM
123
return
space
LL
N
Fingers crossed for that one.

Fingers crossed for that one.

Gif, Lol, and School: 4:39S 57% Кylee Today 4:31 PM Could I still be a sugar daddy if you're older than me? Yes lol Why don't you be my sugar mama and I be the sugar baby My profile states what im looking for I'm just aiming for equality We can take turns? Ou yeah . How does this work, I've never been in this predicament. Do I pay for school or? No you pay for my expenses. And im not here toplay games either Yeah I'm not playing games either, I'm just trying to find out how a 29 year old needs someone else to pay their expenses Sent Type a message... GIF *shrug*

*shrug*

Gif, Okay, and Paris: @ 1 21% Telstra 4G 3:36 pm Paris YOU MATCHED WITH PARIS ON 23/11/19. Never been to Paris but sure would like to be in Paris some time Sent Okay yes consent given Get in Type a message.. Send GIF Get in

Gif, Okay, and Paris: @ 1 21%
Telstra 4G
3:36 pm
Paris
YOU MATCHED WITH PARIS ON 23/11/19.
Never been to Paris but sure
would like to be in Paris some
time
Sent
Okay yes consent given
Get in
Type a message..
Send
GIF
Get in

Gif, Okay, and Paris: @ 1 21%
Telstra 4G
3:36 pm
Paris
YOU MATCHED WITH PARIS ON 23/11/19.
Never been to Paris but sure
would like to be in Paris some
time
Sent
Okay yes consent given
Get in
Type a message..
Send
GIF
Get in

Get in

Friends, Gif, and Roast: ON l96% 1:33 AT&T Lily Today 1:31 AM Roast me You look like you try your best to be the hot girl, but everyone always hits on your friends instead Sent Type a message... GIF 11 And then she unmatched me

Friends, Gif, and Roast: ON l96%
1:33 AT&T
Lily
Today 1:31 AM
Roast me
You look like you try your best
to be the hot girl, but everyone
always hits on your friends
instead
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
11
And then she unmatched me

Friends, Gif, and Roast: ON l96%
1:33 AT&T
Lily
Today 1:31 AM
Roast me
You look like you try your best
to be the hot girl, but everyone
always hits on your friends
instead
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
11
And then she unmatched me

And then she unmatched me

Ass, Gif, and Blow Job: o T98% 12:36 PM Saturday 12:44 PM I would be a bit remiss if I didn't take my shot at trying this with a super pretty lady. My dick died, can I bury it in your ass? Today 12:36 PM Hi I think I left a blow job at your house can I come get it? Type a message... GIF We’re in boys

Ass, Gif, and Blow Job: o T98% 12:36 PM
Saturday 12:44 PM
I would be a bit remiss if I didn't
take my shot at trying this with a
super pretty lady.
My dick died, can I bury it in
your ass?
Today 12:36 PM
Hi
I think I left a blow job at your
house can I come get it?
Type a message...
GIF
We’re in boys

Ass, Gif, and Blow Job: o T98% 12:36 PM
Saturday 12:44 PM
I would be a bit remiss if I didn't
take my shot at trying this with a
super pretty lady.
My dick died, can I bury it in
your ass?
Today 12:36 PM
Hi
I think I left a blow job at your
house can I come get it?
Type a message...
GIF
We’re in boys

We’re in boys

Cute, Gif, and Lol: emcany busy with work lol wanna hear a knock knock joke? Sure p knock knock Who's there? when where When where who? Monday, dinner, you and me? That's cute I'm there haha for real? Sure great! can't wait! Me either :p Type a message.. GIF This was a couple of months ago, worked like a charm!

Cute, Gif, and Lol: emcany
busy with work lol
wanna hear a knock knock joke?
Sure p
knock knock
Who's there?
when where
When where who?
Monday, dinner, you and me?
That's cute
I'm there
haha for real?
Sure
great! can't wait!
Me either :p
Type a message..
GIF
This was a couple of months ago, worked like a charm!

Cute, Gif, and Lol: emcany
busy with work lol
wanna hear a knock knock joke?
Sure p
knock knock
Who's there?
when where
When where who?
Monday, dinner, you and me?
That's cute
I'm there
haha for real?
Sure
great! can't wait!
Me either :p
Type a message..
GIF
This was a couple of months ago, worked like a charm!

This was a couple of months ago, worked like a charm!

Gif, Jesus, and Love: 8:36 You have great balls Eyeballs Jesus Whoa Holiday traffic Reddit is gonna love this Delivered NOOOO ос Type a message... GIF GIF 2 8 0 1 5 6 7 х Q WERT YU оР $ ! # & A SDF K L ZX C V BN M X #1 English (US) O HI CD LO 3 I do have great balls……..eyeballs

Gif, Jesus, and Love: 8:36
You have great balls
Eyeballs
Jesus
Whoa
Holiday traffic
Reddit is gonna love this
Delivered
NOOOO
ос
Type a message...
GIF
GIF
2
8
0
1
5
6
7
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WERT
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CD
LO
3
I do have great balls……..eyeballs

Gif, Jesus, and Love: 8:36
You have great balls
Eyeballs
Jesus
Whoa
Holiday traffic
Reddit is gonna love this
Delivered
NOOOO
ос
Type a message...
GIF
GIF
2
8
0
1
5
6
7
х
Q
WERT
YU
оР
$
!
#
&
A
SDF
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#1
English (US)
O
HI
CD
LO
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I do have great balls……..eyeballs

I do have great balls……..eyeballs

Beautiful, Gif, and Hookers: O 018% 11:50 Monday 10:52 PM Give me a topic and 'll give you a shitty pickup line Today 9:14 AM A hooker named cinnamon Today 12:50 PM Oddly specific but I like it. So a few years ago I was spending some time with an "escort" named Cinnamon. She was the perfect companion, a real diamond in the rough. Eventually, I told her I couldn't keep paying for it. I asked her to be my girlfriend. She made for the door faster than I could blink, but before leaving she said, "I bet you'll never find a woman as beautiful as me willing to do the things that I do." Soo want to help me beat the cinnamon challenge? Sent Type a message... GIF The Cinnamon Challenge is NOT making a comeback

Beautiful, Gif, and Hookers: O 018%
11:50
Monday 10:52 PM
Give me a topic and 'll give you a
shitty pickup line
Today 9:14 AM
A hooker named cinnamon
Today 12:50 PM
Oddly specific but I like it.
So a few years ago I was spending
some time with an "escort" named
Cinnamon. She was the perfect
companion, a real diamond in the
rough. Eventually, I told her I couldn't
keep paying for it. I asked her to be
my girlfriend. She made for the door
faster than I could blink, but before
leaving she said, "I bet you'll never
find a woman as beautiful as me
willing to do the things that I do."
Soo want to help me beat the
cinnamon challenge?
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
The Cinnamon Challenge is NOT making a comeback

Beautiful, Gif, and Hookers: O 018%
11:50
Monday 10:52 PM
Give me a topic and 'll give you a
shitty pickup line
Today 9:14 AM
A hooker named cinnamon
Today 12:50 PM
Oddly specific but I like it.
So a few years ago I was spending
some time with an "escort" named
Cinnamon. She was the perfect
companion, a real diamond in the
rough. Eventually, I told her I couldn't
keep paying for it. I asked her to be
my girlfriend. She made for the door
faster than I could blink, but before
leaving she said, "I bet you'll never
find a woman as beautiful as me
willing to do the things that I do."
Soo want to help me beat the
cinnamon challenge?
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
The Cinnamon Challenge is NOT making a comeback

The Cinnamon Challenge is NOT making a comeback

Gif, Horny, and Love: 12:05 < YOU MATCHED WITH ASHLEY ON 10/21/19 Earlier today was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDS have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP. Well guys, guess I fucked up. Sent I think I am in love... Send Type a message GIF Didn’t fuck this one UP

Gif, Horny, and Love: 12:05
<
YOU MATCHED WITH ASHLEY ON 10/21/19
Earlier today was really horny,
and I saw what I thought to be a
blank dvd. I thought, DVDS have a
tight hole, they might feel pretty
good. So I put my soft pp into the
hole of the DVD, and for a few
seconds as I started getting
harder, it felt pretty good, but
then, once I was fully erect, it
started being painful. My pp was
stuck in the dvd, and I had to
break it in half to get if out. It was
then when I flipped the broken
dvd over and realized that it was
not a blank dvd, but a copy of the
movie UP.
Well guys, guess I fucked up.
Sent
I think I am in love...
Send
Type a message
GIF
Didn’t fuck this one UP

Gif, Horny, and Love: 12:05
<
YOU MATCHED WITH ASHLEY ON 10/21/19
Earlier today was really horny,
and I saw what I thought to be a
blank dvd. I thought, DVDS have a
tight hole, they might feel pretty
good. So I put my soft pp into the
hole of the DVD, and for a few
seconds as I started getting
harder, it felt pretty good, but
then, once I was fully erect, it
started being painful. My pp was
stuck in the dvd, and I had to
break it in half to get if out. It was
then when I flipped the broken
dvd over and realized that it was
not a blank dvd, but a copy of the
movie UP.
Well guys, guess I fucked up.
Sent
I think I am in love...
Send
Type a message
GIF
Didn’t fuck this one UP

Didn’t fuck this one UP

Alive, Gif, and Today: 9:22 Vo LTE 3 days ago Hey! What song is your guilty pleasure? 2 days ago Stayin' Alive What's yours? Tell me why Today Ain't nothin but a heartache Tell me whyyyyyy Ain't nothin but a mistake Tell me why Inever want to hear you say Delivered I want it that way Report Type a message... GIF Chills. Literal chills

Alive, Gif, and Today: 9:22
Vo LTE
3 days ago
Hey! What song is your guilty
pleasure?
2 days ago
Stayin' Alive
What's yours?
Tell me why
Today
Ain't nothin but a heartache
Tell me whyyyyyy
Ain't nothin but a mistake
Tell me why
Inever want to hear you say
Delivered
I want it that way
Report
Type a message...
GIF
Chills. Literal chills

Alive, Gif, and Today: 9:22
Vo LTE
3 days ago
Hey! What song is your guilty
pleasure?
2 days ago
Stayin' Alive
What's yours?
Tell me why
Today
Ain't nothin but a heartache
Tell me whyyyyyy
Ain't nothin but a mistake
Tell me why
Inever want to hear you say
Delivered
I want it that way
Report
Type a message...
GIF
Chills. Literal chills

Chills. Literal chills