Got no time for scrub casuals
No need to be rude.
I got banned from tinder but found this gem while looking through my old photos
It’s finals season baby
Ight I’m gonna tap out
This was awesome
If you’re one of the 100 guys that gave her money, slap yourself.
The most wholesome way that I have ever been turned down
I’ve always wanted the chance to do this
I think I got her, boys
Unprecedented wholesomeness on Tinder :)
That’s a new one
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my evening is Ruined…..
Quack quack works
When i was in bali:(
Found a co-conspirator
All we have to lose are our chains
Some people man
Update for anyone interested on the 50/50!
She was only giving very short responses before
I think I’m in…and only used 1 photo
I’m not made of money
Her bio said she likes math
Die hard is a Christmas movie.
She unmatched immediately
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Her bio said “Tell me some jokes.” She’s now my girlfriend. Thank you, Tinder.
I really wanted to tell that joke, though…
Fingers crossed for that one.
And then she unmatched me
We’re in boys
This was a couple of months ago, worked like a charm!
I do have great balls……..eyeballs
The Cinnamon Challenge is NOT making a comeback
Didn’t fuck this one UP
Chills. Literal chills