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![trailer: My Chemical Romace
..usually burn...
My Chemical Romance are goniuses. I will say it go) on any givan "roality TV show, which
again: geniuses! They wrote this catchy song about one would it be and why?
not being okay. Can you imagine anything striking a FRANK: GROWING UP GOTTI, cause I'm a quar-
deeper chord with the key high-school-aged record- ter Polish and three-quarters mobster.
buying demographic? I swear, they must be managed
by Steve Forbes or something. I'm not dissin'-I'm SKRATCH: Does anyone in the band have
just jealous! Do you realize how many underage an obnoxious girlfriend? What makes her
girls these guys must have swarming around their so lame?
tour bus?! It boggles the mind. Anyway, I had a really FRANK: What, are you kidding me? You're gonna
great e-mail exchange with guitarist Frank Lero. He's get me into trouble with this one. Fine: Mikey's girl-
got a great sense of humor and he believes in evolu- friend. Ha ha, l'm callin' you out, Jeanna bait! Yeah,
tion-so, as far as l'm concerned, he deserves to live that's right-I went there.
a happy, normal life. Judge for yourself, though.
SKRATCH: If you had to wear either high
SKRATCH: Late at night when you think heels or a bra on a regular basis, which
of the Warped Tour, what do you think of? would you pick, and why?
FRANK: The lack of showering, rad Porta-Potties, FRANK: Dang. Neither, really. I have bad ankles,
and friendship.
so the heels are not even a question; and bras just
seem like a hassle,
SKRATCH: You guys are kinda pale.
Are you worried about sunburn on the SKRATCH: Do you believe in evolution?
Warped Tour? What will you do to prevent FRANK: Yes, because it happened. Next
it? Or are you looking for a little color?
FRANK: Um, I don't know It's really not something SKRATCH: If you killed someone, where
I'm too concerned about...butI do usually burn, would you hide the body? Do you think
especially on my face, and that's never any fun...so you'd get away with it?
maybe I should come up with some sort of a plan.
FRANK: I would hide the body in a voting booth.
Apparently, intelligent people haven't stepped foot
in those things for years.
SKRATCH:I love the way your music video
looks like a film trailer. If they were to ac-
tually make the film being "advertised,"
what would the plot be? What character And that way, if Ashcroft is running for any sort of
office, the body can do a little last-minute campaign
FRANK: There would be absolutely no plot whatso- ing! Ha ha ha. Oh, man, I'm fucking funny. Is that too
ever. It would be lots of close-ups of Gerard, some heady a reference for a Warped Tour guide? Well,
more of Mikey, a car would blow up, and it would be take your mind off it by checking out My Chemical
Romance all summer long on this year's Warped
Tour! And throw my man Frank some sunscreen
when you see him. I worry about hirm, you know?
would each member of the band play?
over. I would audition for the part of Godzilla.
SKRATCH: Man, didn't high school suck?
FRANK: [Tou hit the] nail on the head, sister.
SKRATCH: If you could go (or had to
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By Jeff Penalty /Photo by Derrick Santini
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JUNE 2004 - SKRATCH
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