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tortoise: Tortoise Knit Bowser Sweater (via)

tortoise: Tortoise Knit Bowser Sweater (via)

tortoise: Tortoise Knit Bowser Sweater (via)

Tortoise Knit Bowser Sweater (via)

tortoise: “My 1 day old tortoise caught mid-yawn.” (Source)

tortoise: “My 1 day old tortoise caught mid-yawn.” (Source)

tortoise: “My 1 day old tortoise caught mid-yawn.” (Source)

“My 1 day old tortoise caught mid-yawn.” (Source)

tortoise: “Finally figured out how my tortoise was getting into the house all by himself!” (Source)

tortoise: “Finally figured out how my tortoise was getting into the house all by himself!” (Source)

tortoise: “Finally figured out how my tortoise was getting into the house all by himself!” (Source)

“Finally figured out how my tortoise was getting into the house all by himself!” (Source)

tortoise: The tortoise and the Hare(s) (via)

tortoise: The tortoise and the Hare(s) (via)

tortoise: The tortoise and the Hare(s) (via)

The tortoise and the Hare(s) (via)

tortoise: animalsnaps: Never thought I needed to see a video of a tortoise eating a red pepper but here we are via: @shadowsreptiles

tortoise: animalsnaps:

Never thought I needed to see a video of a tortoise eating a red pepper but here we are
via: @shadowsreptiles

tortoise: animalsnaps:

Never thought I needed to see a video of a tortoise eating a red pepper but here we are
via: @shadowsreptiles

animalsnaps: Never thought I needed to see a video of a tortoise eating a red pepper but here we are via: @shadowsreptiles

tortoise: That tortoise is up to no good

tortoise: That tortoise is up to no good

tortoise: That tortoise is up to no good

That tortoise is up to no good

tortoise: That tortoise is up to no good by jaiga99 MORE MEMES

tortoise: That tortoise is up to no good by jaiga99
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tortoise: That tortoise is up to no good by jaiga99
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That tortoise is up to no good by jaiga99 MORE MEMES

tortoise: A Galapagos tortoise can live up to 200 years and not enjoy a minute of it.

tortoise: A Galapagos tortoise can
live up to 200 years and
not enjoy a minute of it.

tortoise: A Galapagos tortoise can
live up to 200 years and
not enjoy a minute of it.

tortoise: A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat Like 33 Tweet G+10 Share 6 Everyone liked that

tortoise: A 140-year-old tortoise wearing
her 5-day-old son as a hat
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tortoise: A 140-year-old tortoise wearing
her 5-day-old son as a hat
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tortoise: CNN -What type of AR15 is this? -This is a tortoise

tortoise: CNN
-What type of AR15 is this?
-This is a tortoise

tortoise: CNN
-What type of AR15 is this?
-This is a tortoise

tortoise: Diego The Tortoise Had So Much Sex He Saved His Entire Species GO7 DIEGO GO! Diego is my spirit animal

tortoise: Diego The Tortoise Had So Much Sex He
Saved His Entire Species
GO7
DIEGO
GO!
Diego is my spirit animal

tortoise: Diego The Tortoise Had So Much Sex He
Saved His Entire Species
GO7
DIEGO
GO!
Diego is my spirit animal

Diego is my spirit animal

tortoise: 500-LBS WOMAN KILLS WORLD'S OLDEST TORTOISE BY ACCIDENTALLY SITTING ON IT Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime. “loads gun with killing intend”

tortoise: 500-LBS WOMAN KILLS WORLD'S
OLDEST TORTOISE BY ACCIDENTALLY
SITTING ON IT
Ernie prepares to commit a
hate crime.
“loads gun with killing intend”

tortoise: 500-LBS WOMAN KILLS WORLD'S
OLDEST TORTOISE BY ACCIDENTALLY
SITTING ON IT
Ernie prepares to commit a
hate crime.
“loads gun with killing intend”

“loads gun with killing intend”

tortoise: A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat Like 33Y Twoet G+ 0 aShare Everyone liked that awesomesthesia: I liked that

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her 5-day-old son as a hat
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I liked that

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awesomesthesia: I liked that

tortoise: When the Internet is down and you go outside for the first time in a decade What type of dog is this? This is a tortoise. Sad but true by Darkplaya1 MORE MEMES

tortoise: When the Internet is down and you go
outside for the first time in a decade
What type of dog is this?
This is a tortoise.
Sad but true by Darkplaya1
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tortoise: When the Internet is down and you go
outside for the first time in a decade
What type of dog is this?
This is a tortoise.
Sad but true by Darkplaya1
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Sad but true by Darkplaya1 MORE MEMES

tortoise: me when I try to do something good Found this guy walking around our backyard today K Did you throw it in the water!?!?! That's a tortoise not a turtle. It can't swim Meirl by Ryjdgjhegkxidc MORE MEMES

tortoise: me when I try to do something good
Found this guy walking around our
backyard today
K
Did you throw it in the water!?!?!
That's a tortoise not a turtle. It can't
swim
Meirl by Ryjdgjhegkxidc
MORE MEMES

tortoise: me when I try to do something good
Found this guy walking around our
backyard today
K
Did you throw it in the water!?!?!
That's a tortoise not a turtle. It can't
swim
Meirl by Ryjdgjhegkxidc
MORE MEMES

Meirl by Ryjdgjhegkxidc MORE MEMES

tortoise: me when I try to do something good Found this guy walking around our backyard today K Did you throw it in the water!?!?! That's a tortoise not a turtle. It can't swim Meirl

tortoise: me when I try to do something good
Found this guy walking around our
backyard today
K
Did you throw it in the water!?!?!
That's a tortoise not a turtle. It can't
swim
Meirl

tortoise: me when I try to do something good
Found this guy walking around our
backyard today
K
Did you throw it in the water!?!?!
That's a tortoise not a turtle. It can't
swim
Meirl

Meirl

tortoise: Turtle Tortoise wamuu:

tortoise: Turtle

Tortoise
wamuu:

wamuu:

tortoise: Diego The Tortoise Had So Much Sex He Saved His Entire Species Fine. I'll do it myself. .

tortoise: Diego The Tortoise Had So Much Sex He
Saved His Entire Species
Fine. I'll do it myself.
.

tortoise: Diego The Tortoise Had So Much Sex He
Saved His Entire Species
Fine. I'll do it myself.
.

.

tortoise: World's Only Known Brown Panda Remains a Virgin After Failing First Natural Mating Attempt Shame Diego The Tortoise Had So Much Sex He Saved His Entire Species

tortoise: World's Only Known Brown Panda
Remains a Virgin After Failing
First Natural Mating Attempt
Shame
Diego The Tortoise Had So Much Sex He
Saved His Entire Species

tortoise: World's Only Known Brown Panda
Remains a Virgin After Failing
First Natural Mating Attempt
Shame
Diego The Tortoise Had So Much Sex He
Saved His Entire Species

tortoise: A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat Like Tweet G+1 0 Share iu maliciaous: *slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

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her 5-day-old son as a hat
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*slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

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her 5-day-old son as a hat
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*slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

maliciaous: *slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

tortoise: CNN @CNN CAN Follow Archaeologists working at the ancient Roman city of Pompeii, Italy, uncovered the remains of a 30-year-old man who appears to have survived the initial eruption of Vesuvius in 79 A.D., only to be killed when he was struck by a large slab of stone cnn.it/2GZKWvX 01O i-was-once-a–tortoise:everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.

tortoise: CNN
@CNN
CAN
Follow
Archaeologists working at the ancient Roman
city of Pompeii, Italy, uncovered the remains
of a 30-year-old man who appears to have
survived the initial eruption of Vesuvius in 79
A.D., only to be killed when he was struck by
a large slab of stone cnn.it/2GZKWvX
01O
i-was-once-a–tortoise:everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.

tortoise: CNN
@CNN
CAN
Follow
Archaeologists working at the ancient Roman
city of Pompeii, Italy, uncovered the remains
of a 30-year-old man who appears to have
survived the initial eruption of Vesuvius in 79
A.D., only to be killed when he was struck by
a large slab of stone cnn.it/2GZKWvX
01O
i-was-once-a–tortoise:everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.

i-was-once-a–tortoise:everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bul...

tortoise: Doug DeMars @dugdefuzz My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. 61.2K 3:36 PM Jun 2, 2019 14K people are talking about this awesomacious: This is the best roommate you can ask for

tortoise: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it
to them as a gift.
61.2K 3:36 PM Jun 2, 2019
14K people are talking about this
awesomacious:

This is the best roommate you can ask for

tortoise: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it
to them as a gift.
61.2K 3:36 PM Jun 2, 2019
14K people are talking about this
awesomacious:

This is the best roommate you can ask for

awesomacious: This is the best roommate you can ask for

tortoise: Doug DeMars @dugdefuzz My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. 61.2K 3:36 PM Jun 2, 2019 14K people are talking about this This is the best roommate you can ask for

tortoise: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it
to them as a gift.
61.2K 3:36 PM Jun 2, 2019
14K people are talking about this
This is the best roommate you can ask for

tortoise: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it
to them as a gift.
61.2K 3:36 PM Jun 2, 2019
14K people are talking about this
This is the best roommate you can ask for

This is the best roommate you can ask for

tortoise: Doug DeMars @dugdefuzz My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. 61.2K 3:36 PM Jun 2, 2019 14K people are talking about this This is the best roommate you can ask for

tortoise: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it
to them as a gift.
61.2K 3:36 PM Jun 2, 2019
14K people are talking about this
This is the best roommate you can ask for

tortoise: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it
to them as a gift.
61.2K 3:36 PM Jun 2, 2019
14K people are talking about this
This is the best roommate you can ask for

This is the best roommate you can ask for

tortoise: Freddie the tortoise is lucky to be alive after getting burned in a bush fire VIA 9GAG.COM His shell was badly damaged so a group of volunteers made him a new one...with a 3D printer! The group call themselves The Animal Avengers, and as you can see, their skills are superhuman The new shell fitted Freddy perfectly but it needed a little color So the team hand-painted it to look as natural as possible It looks just as good as the real thing! The Animal Avengers assemble includes four vets, one dental surgeon and a 3D designer The real Avengers are nothing compared to this superhero team! Faith in Humanity Restored The Real life avengers! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2LfNknE

tortoise: Freddie the tortoise is lucky to be alive
after getting burned in a bush fire
VIA 9GAG.COM
His shell was badly damaged so a group
of volunteers made him a new one...with a
3D printer!
The group call themselves The Animal
Avengers, and as you can see, their skills
are superhuman
The new shell fitted Freddy perfectly but
it needed a little color
So the team hand-painted it to look as
natural as possible
It looks just as good as the real thing!
The Animal Avengers assemble includes
four vets, one dental surgeon and a 3D
designer
The real Avengers are nothing compared
to this superhero team!
Faith in Humanity
Restored
The Real life avengers! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2LfNknE

tortoise: Freddie the tortoise is lucky to be alive
after getting burned in a bush fire
VIA 9GAG.COM
His shell was badly damaged so a group
of volunteers made him a new one...with a
3D printer!
The group call themselves The Animal
Avengers, and as you can see, their skills
are superhuman
The new shell fitted Freddy perfectly but
it needed a little color
So the team hand-painted it to look as
natural as possible
It looks just as good as the real thing!
The Animal Avengers assemble includes
four vets, one dental surgeon and a 3D
designer
The real Avengers are nothing compared
to this superhero team!
Faith in Humanity
Restored
The Real life avengers! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2LfNknE

The Real life avengers! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2LfNknE

tortoise: pigeon @pigeonpartytime Me: What do you call a French tortoise that is also a lawyer? Also me: Labs Aogsrsde LACOURTOISE VENTE DE PRODUITS REGIONAUX

tortoise: pigeon
@pigeonpartytime
Me: What do you call a French tortoise
that is also a lawyer?
Also me:
Labs Aogsrsde
LACOURTOISE
VENTE DE PRODUITS REGIONAUX

tortoise: pigeon
@pigeonpartytime
Me: What do you call a French tortoise
that is also a lawyer?
Also me:
Labs Aogsrsde
LACOURTOISE
VENTE DE PRODUITS REGIONAUX

tortoise: TESTUDO FORMATION During the Roman Empire Interlocked shields the legions used this type of formation to defend themselves from the attackers in the battle Testudo means 'tortoise' in Latin UMBRELLA FORMATION Interlocked umbrellas Protesters use testudo formation in their own way umbrellas are used as shields to avoid pepper spray DISPROPAGANDA.COM myothertardisisonthemun:

tortoise: TESTUDO FORMATION
During the Roman Empire
Interlocked shields
the legions used this type
of formation to defend
themselves from the
attackers in the
battle
Testudo means 'tortoise' in Latin
UMBRELLA FORMATION
Interlocked
umbrellas
Protesters use testudo
formation in their own way
umbrellas are used as
shields to avoid
pepper spray
DISPROPAGANDA.COM
myothertardisisonthemun:

tortoise: TESTUDO FORMATION
During the Roman Empire
Interlocked shields
the legions used this type
of formation to defend
themselves from the
attackers in the
battle
Testudo means 'tortoise' in Latin
UMBRELLA FORMATION
Interlocked
umbrellas
Protesters use testudo
formation in their own way
umbrellas are used as
shields to avoid
pepper spray
DISPROPAGANDA.COM
myothertardisisonthemun:

myothertardisisonthemun:

tortoise: Doug DeMars @dugdefuzz My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. Accept this token of wholesome gratitude via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2YzhI4F

tortoise: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise
and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget
under the couch and brought it to
them as a gift.
Accept this token of wholesome gratitude via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2YzhI4F

tortoise: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise
and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget
under the couch and brought it to
them as a gift.
Accept this token of wholesome gratitude via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2YzhI4F

Accept this token of wholesome gratitude via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2YzhI4F

tortoise: Doug DeMars @dugdefuzz My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. Accept this token of wholesome gratitude

tortoise: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise
and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget
under the couch and brought it to
them as a gift.
Accept this token of wholesome gratitude

tortoise: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise
and he walks around the house.
Today he found a chicken nugget
under the couch and brought it to
them as a gift.
Accept this token of wholesome gratitude

Accept this token of wholesome gratitude

tortoise: A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat Like 33 Tweet G+1 0 Share 6 Everyone 1iked that 24 Pretty sweet by maleman220 MORE MEMES

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her 5-day-old son as a hat
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tortoise: A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat Like 33 Tweet G+1 0 Share 6 Everyone 1iked that 24 Pretty sweet

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her 5-day-old son as a hat
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Pretty sweet

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her 5-day-old son as a hat
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Pretty sweet

Pretty sweet

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tortoise: A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat Share Tweet G+ 0 Like 33 6 Everyone 1iked that 24 This is fashion by GallowBoob MORE MEMES

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tortoise: A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat Share Tweet G+ 0 Like 33 6 Everyone 1iked that 24 This is fashion

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tortoise: UNILAD Henry the tortoise celebrating his 60th birthday with some watermelon cake! 😍🐢

tortoise: UNILAD
Henry the tortoise celebrating his 60th birthday with some watermelon cake! 😍🐢

tortoise: UNILAD
Henry the tortoise celebrating his 60th birthday with some watermelon cake! 😍🐢

Henry the tortoise celebrating his 60th birthday with some watermelon cake! 😍🐢

tortoise: A Galapagos tortoise can live up to 200 years and not enjoy a minute of it.

tortoise: A Galapagos tortoise can
live up to 200 years and
not enjoy a minute of it.

tortoise: A Galapagos tortoise can
live up to 200 years and
not enjoy a minute of it.

tortoise: NO ONE TORTOISES: Tortoise Lifespan Aldabra giant tortoise: 80 120 years JAPANESE ELDERLY: Are you challenging me? imgflip.com Opposite of the Anti-vax kid meme

tortoise: NO ONE
TORTOISES:
Tortoise Lifespan
Aldabra giant
tortoise: 80
120 years
JAPANESE ELDERLY:
Are you challenging me?
imgflip.com
Opposite of the Anti-vax kid meme

tortoise: NO ONE
TORTOISES:
Tortoise Lifespan
Aldabra giant
tortoise: 80
120 years
JAPANESE ELDERLY:
Are you challenging me?
imgflip.com
Opposite of the Anti-vax kid meme

Opposite of the Anti-vax kid meme

tortoise: annaprise: zyenakhsi: anarchist-space-pirate: causiane: subjectzer0s: toobookishtohandle: m–ood: Golden tortoise beetle transforming from gold to red What @gayterenus When your 24 hour premium skin wears off Alright, y'all. Bug nerd here. Yes, this is real. This is Charidotella sexpunctata. It’s able change color like this by filling and emptying its elytra (the wing covers) with water. The mirror-like gold effect is caused by it forcing water into separate layers of its elytra, smoothing them out to the point where they actually reflect light. By drawing the water out, the red pigment beneath is exposed. They do this whenever they’re disturbed as a defense mechanism, likely to mimic foul tasting lady beetles. So, there’s a fun fact. A spy

tortoise: annaprise:

zyenakhsi:

anarchist-space-pirate:

causiane:

subjectzer0s:

toobookishtohandle:

m–ood:

Golden tortoise beetle transforming from gold to red

What

@gayterenus

When your 24 hour premium skin wears off

Alright, y'all. Bug nerd here. Yes, this is real. This is Charidotella sexpunctata. It’s able change color like this by filling and emptying its elytra (the wing covers) with water. The mirror-like gold effect is caused by it forcing water into separate layers of its elytra, smoothing them out to the point where they actually reflect light. By drawing the water out, the red pigment beneath is exposed. They do this whenever they’re disturbed as a defense mechanism, likely to mimic foul tasting lady beetles.
So, there’s a fun fact.

A spy

tortoise: annaprise:

zyenakhsi:

anarchist-space-pirate:

causiane:

subjectzer0s:

toobookishtohandle:

m–ood:

Golden tortoise beetle transforming from gold to red

What

@gayterenus

When your 24 hour premium skin wears off

Alright, y'all. Bug nerd here. Yes, this is real. This is Charidotella sexpunctata. It’s able change color like this by filling and emptying its elytra (the wing covers) with water. The mirror-like gold effect is caused by it forcing water into separate layers of its elytra, smoothing them out to the point where they actually reflect light. By drawing the water out, the red pigment beneath is exposed. They do this whenever they’re disturbed as a defense mechanism, likely to mimic foul tasting lady beetles.
So, there’s a fun fact.

A spy

annaprise: zyenakhsi: anarchist-space-pirate: causiane: subjectzer0s: toobookishtohandle: m–ood: Golden tortoise beetle transfor...

tortoise: LAD BIBLE "BABY DIAMONDBACK TERRAPIN EMERGES FROM ITS EGG TO TAKE ITS FIRST BREATH" GARDEN STATE TORTOISE [GARDEN STATE TORTOISE VIA VIRALHOG] He even gives a cheeky wink 😉🐢

tortoise: LAD
BIBLE
"BABY DIAMONDBACK TERRAPIN EMERGES
FROM ITS EGG TO TAKE ITS FIRST BREATH"
GARDEN STATE TORTOISE
[GARDEN STATE TORTOISE VIA VIRALHOG]
He even gives a cheeky wink 😉🐢

tortoise: LAD
BIBLE
"BABY DIAMONDBACK TERRAPIN EMERGES
FROM ITS EGG TO TAKE ITS FIRST BREATH"
GARDEN STATE TORTOISE
[GARDEN STATE TORTOISE VIA VIRALHOG]
He even gives a cheeky wink 😉🐢

He even gives a cheeky wink 😉🐢

tortoise: O PRIY VE IVE idreaminwords: frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals And his is the fastest of those slow ass animals Absolutely insain bolt. Very good turtle though

tortoise: O PRIY
VE
IVE
idreaminwords:
frantzfandom:
awisemanoncesaidnothing:
Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race
are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time
racing slow ass animals
And his is the fastest of those slow ass animals
Absolutely insain bolt. Very good turtle though

tortoise: O PRIY
VE
IVE
idreaminwords:
frantzfandom:
awisemanoncesaidnothing:
Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race
are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time
racing slow ass animals
And his is the fastest of those slow ass animals
Absolutely insain bolt. Very good turtle though

Absolutely insain bolt. Very good turtle though

tortoise: O PRIY VE IVE idreaminwords: frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals And his is the fastest of those slow ass animals Absolutely insain bolt. Very good turtle though

tortoise: O PRIY
VE
IVE
idreaminwords:
frantzfandom:
awisemanoncesaidnothing:
Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race
are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time
racing slow ass animals
And his is the fastest of those slow ass animals
Absolutely insain bolt. Very good turtle though

tortoise: O PRIY
VE
IVE
idreaminwords:
frantzfandom:
awisemanoncesaidnothing:
Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race
are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time
racing slow ass animals
And his is the fastest of those slow ass animals
Absolutely insain bolt. Very good turtle though

Absolutely insain bolt. Very good turtle though

tortoise: My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. awesomacious: A truly beautiful gift

tortoise: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
awesomacious:

A truly beautiful gift

tortoise: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
awesomacious:

A truly beautiful gift

awesomacious: A truly beautiful gift

tortoise: ALLIGATOR?! I'M A CROCODILE YOU STUPID FRO0G! PLEASE DON'T EAT ME, ALLIGATOR! FROG?! I'M A TOAD YOU BUFFOON! PLEASE, YOU TWO, STOP FIGHTING! TURTLE?! I'M A TORTOISE YOU FUCKIN' IDIOTS! SORRY, MR. TURTLE @MrLovenstein MRLOVENSTEIN.COM THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO DAN PAPPAS What did you call me? Secret Panel HERE 🐊 mrlovenstein.com/comic/823

tortoise: ALLIGATOR?! I'M A CROCODILE
YOU STUPID FRO0G!
PLEASE DON'T EAT
ME, ALLIGATOR!
FROG?! I'M A TOAD
YOU BUFFOON!
PLEASE, YOU TWO,
STOP FIGHTING!
TURTLE?! I'M A TORTOISE
YOU FUCKIN' IDIOTS!
SORRY, MR. TURTLE
@MrLovenstein MRLOVENSTEIN.COM
THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO DAN PAPPAS
What did you call me?

Secret Panel HERE 🐊 mrlovenstein.com/comic/823

tortoise: ALLIGATOR?! I'M A CROCODILE
YOU STUPID FRO0G!
PLEASE DON'T EAT
ME, ALLIGATOR!
FROG?! I'M A TOAD
YOU BUFFOON!
PLEASE, YOU TWO,
STOP FIGHTING!
TURTLE?! I'M A TORTOISE
YOU FUCKIN' IDIOTS!
SORRY, MR. TURTLE
@MrLovenstein MRLOVENSTEIN.COM
THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO DAN PAPPAS
What did you call me?

Secret Panel HERE 🐊 mrlovenstein.com/comic/823

What did you call me? Secret Panel HERE 🐊 mrlovenstein.com/comic/823

tortoise: schubdi 6h S 1 Award Tortoises can drink water through their butts. Somehow this has to be a basis for a good insult... someone help me, please. Reply 10.7k 1stAmericanDervish 5h S 7 Awards "fun fact: a tortoise can drink water with it's rectum. But, unfortunately, you're a completely useless asshole." 27.2k DESTRUCTION 100

tortoise: schubdi 6h
S 1 Award
Tortoises can drink water through their butts.
Somehow this has to be a basis for a good
insult... someone help me, please.
Reply 10.7k
1stAmericanDervish 5h
S 7 Awards
"fun fact: a tortoise can drink water with it's
rectum. But, unfortunately, you're a
completely useless asshole."
27.2k
DESTRUCTION 100

tortoise: schubdi 6h
S 1 Award
Tortoises can drink water through their butts.
Somehow this has to be a basis for a good
insult... someone help me, please.
Reply 10.7k
1stAmericanDervish 5h
S 7 Awards
"fun fact: a tortoise can drink water with it's
rectum. But, unfortunately, you're a
completely useless asshole."
27.2k
DESTRUCTION 100

tortoise: coolthingoftheday: kamenrideraqua: coolthingoftheday: Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. he looks great, what’s his secret Dermatologists HATE him

tortoise: coolthingoftheday:

kamenrideraqua:

coolthingoftheday:

Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015.

he looks great, what’s his secret

Dermatologists HATE him

tortoise: coolthingoftheday:

kamenrideraqua:

coolthingoftheday:

Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015.

he looks great, what’s his secret

Dermatologists HATE him

coolthingoftheday: kamenrideraqua: coolthingoftheday: Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. he looks g...

tortoise: My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift.

tortoise: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he
found a chicken nugget under the
couch and brought it to them as a gift.

tortoise: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he
found a chicken nugget under the
couch and brought it to them as a gift.

tortoise: Doug DeMars @dugdefuzz My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift.

tortoise: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he
found a chicken nugget under the
couch and brought it to them as a gift.

tortoise: Doug DeMars
@dugdefuzz
My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he
found a chicken nugget under the
couch and brought it to them as a gift.

tortoise: Doug Dear My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found a chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. A truly beautiful gift via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/31bOjuP

tortoise: Doug Dear
My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found a
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
A truly beautiful gift via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/31bOjuP

tortoise: Doug Dear
My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found a
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
A truly beautiful gift via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/31bOjuP

A truly beautiful gift via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/31bOjuP

tortoise: My parents have a pet tortoise and he walks around the house. Today he found chicken nugget under the couch and brought it to them as a gift. positive-memes: A truly beautiful gift

tortoise: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
positive-memes:

A truly beautiful gift

tortoise: My parents have a pet tortoise and he
walks around the house. Today he found
chicken nugget under the couch and
brought it to them as a gift.
positive-memes:

A truly beautiful gift

positive-memes: A truly beautiful gift