🇲🇽 25+ Best Memes About Things

Bilbo, Books, and Children: sum1rathertookish Probably one of my favorite random things about LotR is the fact that a) Pippin did a Gollum impression in the books b) Pippin had never MET Gollum before that point and never would c) yet it was an ACCURATE impression, as it startled and was recognized by the orc he was speaking to d) the only possible explanation for Pippin Took's accurate Gollum impression is this: Bilbo, while telling stories to the eager children, must have imitated Gollum perfectly mirkwoodest Which also kind of drives home how weird it would have been for both Frodo and Sam to suddenly be travelling with what was basically the equivilent of like.. rumplestiltskin... from their childhood bedtime stories. Myyyyyy preciousssss

Myyyyyy preciousssss

Asks, Nerf, and Gun: When my friend asks why I have a box of thumb tacks next to my nerf gun collection: That's for if things get really hardcore It’s nerf or nothing

It’s nerf or nothing

Memes, History, and Reds: 212 21 THIS IS OUR C We see things THIS IS OUR CITY they'll never see Man City fans show the Manchester reds that they have history by reminding them that they played in the 3rd division. https://t.co/AyUgQ4TvEz

Man City fans show the Manchester reds that they have history by reminding them that they played in the 3rd division. https://t.co/AyUgQ4TvE...

Shit, Dick, and Time: When she grabs your dick and says it's time for round 3 only to find that you're already hard. Holy shit, this thing's loaded A surprise to be sure…

A surprise to be sure…

Ali, Black Friday, and Cute: my bf got me the cutest necklace yesterday, you just shine a light on it and it projects onto the wall i love you in 100 different languages the-ali-starke: brighter-days-comin: cute-aesthetics-things: gigglygamer: cobraonthecob: cute-aesthetics-things: The center stone is more than a majestic look: A closer look into it reveals the “I Love You” phrase in 100 languages. If you can’t say it enough, make it 100 ways! Streamlined and modern, this necklace truly shines with bold simplicity. A graceful dance between sleek curves and dazzling gems. Remind your special someone of your undying love with this stunning piece of jewelry. => GET YOURS HERE <= 😻😻😻😻SUCH A COOL CONCEPT THAT IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING BLACK FRIDAY SALE! USE CODE: BLACKFRIDAYSALE FOR A SURPRISE! Just bought one. I should buy one for myself.

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Bones, Children, and Energy: KNOW YOUR FUCKING CRYSTALS and their uses... Galena Quartz - Wards off women named valerie. Extra crunchy - Attracts badgers Absorbs children - Made from a dead - Neutral scent - Fact: 90% of science is made with Quartz god's bones Blue Apatite A Potato -Choking hazard - Prevents horse attacks. -Energy - Zesty taste - Do not eat - Repels toucans - Keep one in your sock This one - Substitute phallus - Awakens Synergy - Protection against other crystals. - Great for pets Old Gum - Helps you live with the crushing weight of the horrible things you've done - Purifies your wifi - Opens your heart to the magic of dance CARCANEBULLSHIT a A bit of a dump

A bit of a dump

British, MeIRL, and Believe: Things adults shouldn't believe in anymore: * * * * ★ * * Replying to @it_meirl_bot What's the bottom right flag? Q2 In The British flag i think 45 meirl

meirl

Animals, Computers, and Windows: Battledroid, 21 Officer In The Droid Army at Confederacy of Independent Syst. e Geonosian Droid Factory I activate every day at 6:am on the battlefield of geonosis just for the glory of CIS. Searching for a girl who like vintage computers since i work with windows 3.0. I'm searching for some company since all my friend died in battle. I also have a coffee machine installed on my chest. My favorite things are dust, oil and Count Dooku, my favorite biological living thing. My favorite animals are geonosian. My Anthem Sweden C418 Finally, the perfect date

Finally, the perfect date

Windows, Linux, and You: When you have dual boot and accidentally launch Windows instead of Linux Things are now in motion that cannot be undone. oh the updates

oh the updates

Love, Prince, and I Love You: I would have told you "I love you" (over and over again) I would have treated you as a prince (and I as your princess) I would have done anything for you things you would only do for her C.M. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Life, Net, and Think: I have so many things going on in my life right now and the first thing I think about in the morning, is uouu. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Beautiful, Chrome, and Cute: ybs-lyricsandphilosophy: jane-the-killer-is-wifu: life-is-chrome: mikasslime: roses-on-the-rocks: scatterations: cute-aesthetics-things: What if you could wear the entire universe on your finger? Since ancient times, astronomers around the world have used models of the sky to make calculations. With the advent of the armillary sphere, stargazers were given a physical model to better visualize the lines of celestial longitude and latitude. Created independently in ancient Greece and ancient China, these armillary spheres consisted of spherical rings centered on either the Earth or the Sun. During the 16th and 17th centuries, these astronomy tools were sized down to become fashionable finger rings that moved just like regular armillary spheres. This beautiful and unique Ring will make a lovely gift for your friends and family! => GET YOURS HERE <= I’ve bought the silver one. I think it’ll double as a pendant when it’s open I have a strong want for this I need this If anyone gets me this ill melt in your arms and you’ll have my heart forever I really want one oml it’s beautiful If someone gets me this I’ll cook dinner for them every night for the rest of their life and be their de facto house husband

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Girls, Head, and Instagram: VIC @makeupbylalka girls are ripping their HAIR out ... to help themselves in case they go missing. if you're a man please recognize how privelaged you are to not think about things like this 24/7 .. V @VereenaSayed - 18h Everytime i get into an uber I always rip a single hair out of my head with the root so that if I go missing and they search the car they'll see I was there l'm THAT paranoid of getting kidnapped how fucked up is it that my first thought was, “this is genius” ?? (twitter: @makeupbylalka) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5v_gswBzHI/?igshid=s97nw9xnti5t

how fucked up is it that my first thought was, “this is genius” ?? (twitter: @makeupbylalka) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5v_gswBzHI/?igshi...

Beautiful, Work, and Today: "Things didn't work out because, well, greater things were in the works. It's so difficult while we're blind and hurting and don't know which way is up. But, if you have faith in anything, have faith in the fact that the universe has a beautiful way of straightening things out far better than we ever could. You may not see it today or tomorrow, but you will look back in a few years and be absolutely perplexed and awed by how every little thing added up and brought you somewhere wonderful- or where you always wanted to be. You will be grateful that things didn't work out the way you once wanted them to." https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Dare, September, and You: January 2017 vs September 2018 @Spearrz mf turned into Billy from stranger things Dacre Kayd Montgomery @DacreMontgomery @therecoveringproblemchild Don't you dare disrespect me like that

Asks, Nerf, and Gun: When my friend asks why I have a box of thumb tacks next to my nerf gun collection: That's for if things get really hardcore It’s nerf or nothing

It’s nerf or nothing

House, Wife, and Glass: Hippo @InternetHippo WIFE: He gets upset about ridiculous things THERAPIST: Well perhaps-- ME [throws glass pitcher against the wall]: CARPET IS HOUSE GRASS

Movie, Popcorn, and DnD: Jeremy Crawford @JeremyECra... - 1h v No need to waste your bonus action in D&D on tears. You can cry while you walk, attack, cast spells, or do just about anything else. I cry while eating popcorn and watching a movie-that's three things at once! #DnD Phill Kersey Gaston @Phill. 1h Replying to @JeremyECrawford I always cry as a bonus action 27 187 25 1,222 Meirl

Meirl

Alexander Graham Bell, Bad, and Rap: Bad things to do durir A vasectomy doesn't burt Drill senrgent pick-up lines just want to stand here and stare at my privätes EN OF ENLAN ETHO ILCK YOUN STA ALL THE TIME Phrases yo You could fil four in there Colebrity equlursoments deomed iolail. Hi, I'm Min Tyvan for Encyclopadia during li eting IN Thare lan icahiet Things you an What Alexander Graham Bell realyId the first timd he used the o Wassup?! People who shouldn1.rap Whose line is it anyway

Whose line is it anyway

Chill, Fucking, and Netflix: 21 e1 day ago Standing tall at 5'2" I want to do adult things with you.. *whispers* taxes *panting softly" pay the mortgage *moans* make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month Wasn't my first pitch but hey, not gonna waste this opportuvIty TIN Beats netflix and chill any day

Beats netflix and chill any day

Anime, Period, and Blood: @datalove Masturbating while on your period then licking the blood off your fingers is so hot 9:30 AM · 22 Sep 18 104 Retweets 606 Likes @who_likes_anime Now, on the list of things that are not OK, that was really not ok. …………

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Crush, Love, and How: ME:DECIDES TO ASK OUT MY CRUSH AND TELL HER HOW MUCH I LOVE HER SHE:REPLIES TO ME BY SAYING HOW MUCH SHE LOVES ME AND WAS JUST TOO SHY TO TELL ME EARLIER Great things do happen sometimes…<3

Great things do happen sometimes…

Fucking, Instagram, and Snapchat: 21 e1 day ago Standing tall at 5'2" I want to do adult things with you.. *whispers* taxes *panting softly" pay the mortgage *moans* make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month Wasn't my first pitch but hey, not gonna waste this opportuvIty TIN Beats Snapchat and Instagram models any day

Beats Snapchat and Instagram models any day

Cute, Kiss, and Pictures: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Love, Pell, and Never: A Pell in love with you because of the million things you never Knew you were doing https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

All The, All the Things, and Net: WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING WRONG, DON'T FORGET ALL THE THINGS THEY DID RIGHT. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Bitch, Meme, and Anxiety: grffindors do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking princessfailureee I think it's called sensory overload. It's really common in people with anxiety reynabcth it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration ! mightbeinsaneforever thanks i thought i was just a bitch Source: grffindors.com big ‘ol meme dumpin

big ‘ol meme dumpin

Crying, Not Crying, and Thanksgiving: Josiah @HiyaJosiah Mom gave me a teddy bear thanksgiving. Took a second to realize it's one of the most valuable things I've ever owned. I’m not crying, I swear!

I’m not crying, I swear!

Instagram, Tumblr, and Twitter: ITS THE SIMPLEST THINGS WE WANT FRUIT BLUSH fruitblush: but we can never see enough instagram / twitter / kofi

fruitblush: but we can never see enough instagram / twitter / kofi

Porn, Japanese, and Com: WOKENNEWS.COM Japanese Veteran Dies After 6000kg of Porn Collection Fell On Him i've won..... but at what cost? He was destined to do great things

He was destined to do great things

Hipster, Memes, and Mad: Hipster Gets Mad His Photo Was Used In Article About How All Hipsters Look Alike, Then Finds Out It Wasn't Him BY SEAN MURRAY - ON MAR I2, 201 IN DAILY THINGS Outstanding move Well played via /r/memes https://ift.tt/33ODGhF

Well played via /r/memes https://ift.tt/33ODGhF

Dank, Hipster, and Memes: Hipster Gets Mad His Photo Was Used In Article About How All Hipsters Look Alike, Then Finds Out It Wasn't Him BY SEAN MURRAY - ON MAR I2, 201 IN DAILY THINGS Outstanding move Well played by EmperorBale MORE MEMES

Well played by EmperorBale MORE MEMES

Cute, Family, and Friends: embracingthegrowth: cute-aesthetics-things: This Color Changing Moon Lamp is the Perfect Gift for anyone! It changes Color with a quick touch! A Lovely and Unique Gift for your Friends and Family! ***USE CODE: MOON FOR A DISCOUNT*** => GET YOURS HERE <= Want

embracingthegrowth: cute-aesthetics-things: This Color Changing Moon Lamp is the Perfect Gift for anyone! It changes Color with a quick tou...

80s, Movie, and You: When you're watching a PG movie but it's from the 80s so you see a titty The little things

The little things

Adorable, Net, and You: YOU DO THE MOST ADORABLE THINGS WITHOUT REAIZI NG https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Crying, I Bet, and Love: Boy | Girl I saw her today I saw him today It seems likes its been førever I wonder if he still cares She looks better than before I couldn't stop staring at him I asked how things are going I asked about his new girlfriend I bet he's happy now I'd pick her over any girl I can't look at her without crying He wouldn't even look at me I told her I missed her I meant it I love her I held her for the last time He didn't mean it He doesn't mean it He loves his new girlfriend He gave me a friendly hug Then I went home and cried I love him Then I went home and cried I lost her https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Dank, Memes, and Target: poiNG HOOD DOING THINGS @hooddoingthings If someone made me dig my own grave l'd say no. l'd like to see them actually kill me now knowing they gotta dig a 6 foot hole after they shoot me. THINOS Meirl by mrfade- MORE MEMES

Meirl by mrfade- MORE MEMES

MeIRL, Hood, and Dig: poiNG HOOD DOING THINGS @hooddoingthings If someone made me dig my own grave l'd say no. l'd like to see them actually kill me now knowing they gotta dig a 6 foot hole after they shoot me. THINOS Meirl

Meirl

School, Traffic, and Watch Out: Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like "Ma'am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER" yougottahaveseoul when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job Absolute madlad

Absolute madlad

Sorry, Sept, and You: (Sept 18, 2018) said: I'm sorry that i'm still holding onto things you forgot ll about (Sept 18, 2018) said: i wish i had said no to you

Definitely, Introvert, and Tumblr: INTROVERT MEETS EXTROVERT sheepishdove: heyintrovert:INTROVERT MEETS EXTROVERT I actually really loved this- i definitely bonded with the introvert side of it more but I loved hearing the extrovert point of view and understanding how they recharge and their thoughts on things I guess. Interesting watch

sheepishdove: heyintrovert:INTROVERT MEETS EXTROVERT I actually really loved this- i definitely bonded with the introvert side of it more b...

Net, Wanted, and Buried: "There were things I wanted to tell him. But I knew they would hurt him. So I buried them, and let them hurt me." https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall, Fire, and Love: Today 19 AM Choose your own adventure: match on tinder, you choose to... A Ghost him, proving his fear of the paranormal to be well founded. B. Set up a date but never follow through and just kind of talik for 2: months C.Have a deep and meaningful conversation D. Do tinder things E. Explore the cave for clues Today 9.20 AM Ya know usually l'd pick B because that's how it tends to go most of time but I'm feelin GOOD and LUCKY today so i You explore the cave. You find a tarch and light it. It's raining outside. You then choose to A Leave the cave and walk outsi de. B. Delve deeper into the cave C Check to see what else is in the entrance I love to delve. B You delve deeper into the cave as the light dissapears behind you. You come across a fork in the cave an you A Go left towards the sound of water B. Go right towards a faint light Today 124 PM I'm feeling kinda perched, A You enter a cavem with a waterfall flowing into a crystal clear pool. You then.. A Get into the water B. Try to climb up the waterfall C Look around In the cavem D. Go beck Today 3 29 PM B Today 0 PM You go to the waterfall, grab a rock to climb but it's slippery and you fall into the weter.. A You swim to share B. Dive down and explore C Drown Teday 8.58 PM B! You talke a gulp of air and dive down You reach the bottom of the pool and see a lava tube that looks like it loads to a place to breath, a glittering sword and a treasure chest. You choose to.. A Go in the tube and explore some more B. Grab the sword C. Try to open the chest D. Ascend to the top of the pool Stitch It! You enter the tube and find a new cavern filed with air with a single sliver of moonlight cutting throigh the center of the cavern that connects to the outside. You . A Check out the discarded journal sitting besides the moonlight sliver B. Stand inside of the sliver C Attempt to figure aut if there is a code in the stalagtites on the ceiling Today 9:33 PM HAHAHA this is getting wild ummm A You open the joumal and can see nates scrawled all over but the darkest says beware the light. On the next page is a code number but you can't make it out in the low light A Throw somath ing into the maonlight and see what happens B. Grab the joumal and go back to the previous cavern C. Toss the joumal aside and look at those stalagtites D. Try to get your wet torch to light somehow C You study the stalagtites, they dont meen anything, what did you cxpect? You pick the journal back up and... See above A B. D Today 10 4 PM You grab a rock and throw it into the moonlight beam, it catches fire lighting up the carven before it disintegrates away. Having sean this you... A Throw all the rocks you can in the beam to watch the fireworkss B.Put the end of your torch in the maonlught beam C. Go back in the upper cavern B! You light the torch! You can now see cvarything cloarly. You now. A Take the journal back out and try) to read it again B. Look around the cavern to see if you missed anything C Stick your hand in the moon beam to see if it's hat Honestly...c You stick your hand in the moon beam... Surprise it's hot. Having learned that the fite setting thing is hot you then.. A Take the journal back out and try to read it again B. Look around the cavern to see if you missed anything C. Stick your hand in the moon beam again, and science Stitch It! НАНАН can I do C and then A Your hand burns more and you can't feel your fingers anymore considering the magic fire thing this makes sense and you record it for scientific rigor. You take the journal back out and read it under the Iight You read the code that was written in it and the code is. A Sabrina's number B. 1234567890 IM INTRUIGED NOW A!! You mamorize the number then dive back into the water and approch the chest at the bottom of the lake and put in a tencdigit code. That code is.. Welcome to tinder the newest text based RPG

Welcome to tinder the newest text based RPG

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Apparition roommate part 2

College, Food, and My House: Am I the Asshole? Follow @AITA_reddit AITA for putting my penis in peanut leaving it in the butter and kitchen? bit.ly/2OAODPN my roommates tells me yesterday 'oh by the me of your peanut butter". He sees my visibly ed reaction and asks what's up, so ultimately about the whole deal. He's furious and says ck would you put it back in the kitchen". I femi mouse situation and our policy not to have ot e's labelled foods. This is the first time all year pody has had my labelled food and informed he fact. He said it was just some peanut butte ead, it's not like he was taking full chicken bre me. AITA for putting my penis in peanut butter and leaving it in the kitchen? u/PeanutButterDilemma 15h I'm looking for some assistance determining whether I am the asshole in this situation that has divided our house into two groups. I (20M) am a college student living with four other guys my age. It's our second year living together, and last year we had an issue with people eating food that isn't theirs, so now we have a strict "label your stuff and only eat things with your name on it' policy. use is split 3:2 on who is in the wrong, and it's g over into other aspects of our living situatio o get over this pronto so l am asking... AITA? We have sort of divvied up cupboards, so it w h'my" space. It wasn't in a communal cupboa My girlfriend and T like to get a bit frisky in the bedroom, and a few nights ago I dipped my penis in peanut butter and she licked it off. Yes, I understand that it is slightly bizarre, but that's how we roll. The controversy is that since we have a mouse problem I did not want to leave the peanut butter in my bedroom, so afterwards I closed it and returned it to my kitchen cupboard. Note that it had a hune PeanutButterDilemma label on it so it was clear 4:23 AM - 30 Nov 2019 1,799 Retweets 15,151 Likes r/AmltheAsshole AITA for putting and leaving it in the kitchen? ΑΙΤΑ my penis in peanut butter u/PeanutButterDilemma 15h I'm looking for some assistance determining whether I am the asshole in this situation that has divided our house into two groups. | (20M) am a college student living with four other guys my age. It's our second year living together, and last year we had an issue with people eating food that isn't theirs, so now we have a strict "label your stuff and only eat things with your name on it" policy. My girlfriend and I like to get a bit frisky in the bedroom, and a few nights ago I dipped my penis in peanut butter and she licked it off. Yes, I understand that it is slightly bizarre, but that's how we roll. The controversy is that since we have a mouse problem l did not want to leave the peanut butter in my bedroom, so afterwards I closed it and returned it to my kitchen cupboard. Note that it had a huge "PeanutButterDilemma" label on it, so it was clear that it belonged to me. One of my roommates tells me yesterday "oh by the way, I had some of your peanut butter". He sees my visibly shocked reaction and asks what's up, so ultimately I come clean about the whole deal. He's furious and says "why the fuck would you put it back in the kitchen". I remind him of the mouse situation and our policy not to have other people's labelled foods. This is the first time all year that somebody has had my labelled food and informed me after the fact. He said it was just some peanut butter on his bread, it's not like he was taking full chicken breasts from me. My house is split 3:2 on who is in the wrong, and it's spilling over into other aspects of our living situation. We need to get over this pronto so l am asking.. AITA? INFO: We have sort of divvied up cupboards, so it was kept in "my" space. It wasn't in a communal cupboard Laura Shortridge-Scott jingles ... Follow @DiscordianKitty Never thought I'd say this but I'm on peanut butter penis guy's side here Am I the Asshole? @AITA_reddit gtisteche AITA for putting my penis in peanut butter and leaving it in the kitchen? bit.ly/20AO D PN dny la wj s g ul Show this thread il n f deedeag 9:06 AM - 30 Nov 2019 36,496 Retweets 170,135 Likes finalfortuna: gahdamnpunk:This was a ride ⚰️⚰️ THIS is why you don’t eat other people’s food

finalfortuna: gahdamnpunk:This was a ride ⚰️⚰️ THIS is why you don’t eat other people’s food

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: trauma0001: ‘’ things that i found on the way ‘’ Ray Castelo 2018

trauma0001: ‘’ things that i found on the way ‘’ Ray Castelo 2018

Hipster, Mad, and How: Hipster Gets Mad His Photo Was Used In Article About How All Hipsters Look Alike, Then Finds Out It Wasn't Him BY SEAN MURRAY-ON MAR 12, 2019 IN DAILY THINGS You have become the very thing you swore to destroy We are all different

We are all different

Butt, True, and Work: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE SCUMBAG? LET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE I DIDN'T DO NOTHING! ORRY FORTHE IS THAT SO? INCONVENIENCE, SIR... TRUE BUTT FALSE If you can explain it right, things will always work out [OC]

If you can explain it right, things will always work out [OC]

Bad, Love, and Back: I've learned a lot this year. I learned that things don't always turn out the way you planned, or the way you think they should. And I've learned that there are things that go wrong that don't always get fixed or get put back together the way they were before. I've learned that some broken things stay broken, and I've learned that you can get through bad times and keep looking for better ones, as long as you have people who love you. https://iglovequotes.net/

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