🇲🇽 25+ Best Memes About Then

Sex, Mountain Dew, and Mom: When your stepdad Terry drinks all of your Mountain Dew and then does loud sex to your mom fwiki https://t.co/G5HBmwpkTS

https://t.co/G5HBmwpkTS

Baby Daddy, Cute, and Fiance: Kereno_o @kereno_o My patients' baby daddy proposed to her in the labor room. Baby had some complications so I was monitoring him. Baby daddy/Fiancé meets me in the nursery, picks up his new baby, looks at me, looks at his baby again then says "me and you could probably make one just as cute" <>

Dad, Money, and Lost: Rogue Dad, M.D. @RogueDadMD Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.

Church, Food, and Pizza: useless-italyfacts There's no such thing as "pepperoni" in Italy, even though it is a corruption of the Italian word "peperoni" (sweet peppers). The most similar Italian food is "salame piccante" (spicy salami). tedywestside Then how do i order a pepperoni and pineapple pizza next time l'm in Italy? itsjaneshepard @tedywestside your pepperoni pizza is "pizza con salame piccante" and pinapple pizza is "ho bisogno di andare in chiesa a confessare i miei peccati pizza" linguistisch ho bisogna di andare in chiesa a confessare i miei peccati pizza I need to go to church to contess ny sins pizza

Amazon, Samuel L. Jackson, and Shit: Me then: Alexa is lame, I don't need it. Samuel L. Jackson Is the New Voice of Amazon Alexa NEW Me now: shit negro, that's all you had to say ‘Tis the season

‘Tis the season

Amazon, Dank, and Memes: Me then: Alexa is lame, I don't need it. Samuel L. Jackson Is the New Voice of Amazon Alexa NEW Me now: shit negro, that's all you had to say ‘Tis the season by Phantiss MORE MEMES

‘Tis the season by Phantiss MORE MEMES

Be Like, Nintendo, and Back: Laina 20 O 21 miles away Our relationship should be like a Nintendo 360 where every issue is easily fixed by blowing on it and then shoving it back in She’s trying

She’s trying

Iphone, Sex, and Squad: Tweet Julia Rose O @JuliaRose_33 what's better than good sex? 11:21 PM · 11/24/19 · Twitter for iPhone 101 Retweets 2,238 Likes dober @Doberz27 · 3h Replying to @JuliaRose_33 The whole squad being online ♡ 616 2740 dree @jsandova_ · 3h the accuracy 27 1 srsfunny: Nothing better then that.

srsfunny: Nothing better then that.

Dank, Memes, and Obama: With Obama Yoshiro Mori 2018 Yoshiro Mori 2008 English is a difficult language for some! Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visited Washington to meet president Barack Obama. The instructor told Prime Minister Mori "When you shake hands with President Obama, please ask 'How are you?'. Then Mr. Obama should say, 1 am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you! It looked quite simple, but the truth is when Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said "Who are you?', instead of "How are you?'. Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: 'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha.' Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha.' Then there was a long silence in the meeting room. Cool story, don’t know is it true by boyroid MORE MEMES

Cool story, don’t know is it true by boyroid MORE MEMES

Obama, True, and Work: With Obama Yoshiro Mori 2018 Yoshiro Mori 2008 English is a difficult language for some! Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visited Washington to meet president Barack Obama. The instructor told Prime Minister Mori "When you shake hands with President Obama, please ask 'How are you?'. Then Mr. Obama should say, 1 am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you! It looked quite simple, but the truth is when Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said "Who are you?', instead of "How are you?'. Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: 'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha.' Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha.' Then there was a long silence in the meeting room. Cool story, don’t know is it true

Cool story, don’t know is it true

Club, Juice, and Laundry: STAIN Go Ariay STAIN LIPSTICK rub detergent into stain until outline disappears then wash with warm water MUSTARD work glycerine into stain or sponge with rubbing alcohol CHOCOLATE soak in cold water or FRUIT pour boiling water through stain from several feet above sponge with hydrogen peroxide rinse and wash MUD let stain dry then brush well soak in cold water wash in hot water GRASS rub detergent into stain with bleach that is safe for fabric sponge with rubbing alcohol COFFEE pour boiling water through the stain CATSUP soak in cold water rub detergent into stain and wash INK apply hairspray and rub with dry cloth put rubbing alcohol on area before washing RUST cover with lemon juice and salt then place in the sun GREASE soak in club soda WAX put area between brown paper bag and press with warm iron For service Saw this in a laundry room on our location scout yesterday and just...it’s pretty useful so here??? https://t.co/rekyQkgAtt

Saw this in a laundry room on our location scout yesterday and just...it’s pretty useful so here??? https://t.co/rekyQkgAtt

Wow, Santa, and Art: Written by Jon Fortenbury Art by Joseph Compton Jon #26 Just Hey Rudolph. Just wanted to say I relate to you so much. Woah, it's Santa's I should go talk to them. reindeer. Really? You too were called upon to be a leader? No. Then you So you only relate to being made fun of and not included? Yes. relate to being beloved by all your peers? Not that Wow. This is my saddest fan interaction ever. part, either. IG: @JustJonComic Santa’s reindeer [OC]

Santa’s reindeer [OC]

Iphone, Jesus, and Scooter: 警察嫌いだ @shegonsuck sex robots gonna be cool and expensive at first but then we gonna get the shitty bird scooter version with no skin or hair lookin like C-3PO you just smash that mf on the sidewalk otw to get some paper towels and that's when jesus will come back and rapture his chosen people 11:06 PM · Sep 13, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 370 Likes 76 Retweets

Confused, Drive, and Never: Feelings never make sense. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Iphone, Party, and School: Katie Chironis @kchironis i was chatting with a group of kids at a holiday party at an arcade. i asked how those games held up compared to fortnite. an 11 year old looked me dead in the face and said "fortnite is over, no one plays that at my school anymore" and i instantly shriveled into an aged husk 7:48 AM 08 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone 92 Retweets 947 Likes Katie Chironis @kchironis · 4h me: so what's cool then 11 year old: have you heard of this game called dungeons and dragons me, choking on my wine: what O 1,183 27 162 37

Tumblr, Twitter, and Blog: whitebear-ofthe-watertribe: coolcatgroup: over-sleep: 여어- 히싸씨부리（ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート） “NAFTER NOON!” Every. Time. Every single time. I always get so delighted by this picture set. And I always forget what it’s followed up by. And then I see the “NAFTER NOON!” and absolutely lose it. I’m so glad this post exists.

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe: coolcatgroup: over-sleep: 여어- 히싸씨부리（ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート） “NAFTER NOON!” Every. Time. Every single ti...

Iphone, Party, and School: Katie Chironis @kchironis i was chatting with a group of kids at a holiday party at an arcade. i asked how those games held up compared to fortnite. an 11 year old looked me dead in the face and said "fortnite is over, no one plays that at my school anymore" and i instantly shriveled into an aged husk 7:48 AM 08 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone 92 Retweets 947 Likes Katie Chironis @kchironis · 4h me: so what's cool then 11 year old: have you heard of this game called dungeons and dragons me, choking on my wine: what O 1,183 27 162 37

Chill, Work, and Good: @realDonald Tr.. 1 t Donald J. Trump So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill! Roma Downey @RealRo... 20 t Congrats @GretaThunberg Følger Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg A teenager working on her anger management problem. Currently chilling and watching a good old fashioned movie with a friend.

Grandma, Girl, and Mean: 1 hr I told my grandma about this girl who made plans with me but then ghosted me. She said, "Michael, one of these days you gonna find you a real biscuit." I said, "What do you mean a real biscuit?" She says, "You know, instead of just these flakes." O Like A Share Comment and 6 others me🧈irl

me🧈irl

Never, Net, and Remember: I still remember when we started talking. You made me talk about things I've never told anybody. And then you left | https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Dank, Lgbt, and Love: @MunroeB. · Nov 27 MUNROE If you are unprepared to have an LGBTQ child then you are unprepared to be a parent. Failing to support your LGBT child is parental negligence. ♡ 55.7K 17 15.3K 84 Love is unconditional by eddonreddituk MORE MEMES

Love is unconditional by eddonreddituk MORE MEMES

Chill, Dumb, and Jealous: Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan Replying to @realDonaldTrump Trump must work on his rape women problem, then his hate Black people problem, then his tell lies all the time problem, then hs pay porn stars for sex problem, then his being dumb as hell prob- lem, then his jealous of Obama problem, then his little hands.. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum.. Donald J. Trump O @realDonaldTrump 6h So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill! twitter.com/RealRomaDowney.. President feuds with teenager, bishop defends her

President feuds with teenager, bishop defends her

News, Time, and Trees: © THE DAILY SHOW PERSONoftheYEAR WITH TME GRETA THUNBERG THE OER GRETA THUNBERG HAS BEEN NAMED TIME MAGAZINE'S PERSON OF THE YEAR. AND SHE MUST HAVE BEEN SO EXCITED WHEN THEY TOLD HER! "GREAT NEWS, GRETA! WE'RE "AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO GOING TO CUT DOWN A PUT THEM ON AIRPLANES MILLION TREES AND PRINT AND SEND THEM ALL YOUR FACE ON THEM!" OVER THE WORLD!" Person of the year!

Person of the year!

News, Time, and Trees: © THE DAILY SHOW PERSONoftheYEAR WITH TME GRETA THUNBERG THE OER GRETA THUNBERG HAS BEEN NAMED TIME MAGAZINE'S PERSON OF THE YEAR. AND SHE MUST HAVE BEEN SO EXCITED WHEN THEY TOLD HER! "GREAT NEWS, GRETA! WE'RE "AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO GOING TO CUT DOWN A PUT THEM ON AIRPLANES MILLION TREES AND PRINT AND SEND THEM ALL YOUR FACE ON THEM!" OVER THE WORLD!" Person of the year!

Person of the year!

Dank, Memes, and Target: RUSSIA IS NOT SO STRONG AFTER ALL GERMANY. THAT'S NOT RUSSIA, THAT'S POLAND YEAH? THEN WHERE'S RUSSIA THEN Don’t mess with the motherland by inFAMOUSFX MORE MEMES

Don’t mess with the motherland by inFAMOUSFX MORE MEMES

Memes, Yeah, and Germany: RUSSIA IS NOT SO STRONG AFTER ALL GERMANY. THAT'S NOT RUSSIA, THAT'S POLAND YEAH? THEN WHERE'S RUSSIA THEN Don’t mess with the motherland via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2YFz10K

Don’t mess with the motherland via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2YFz10K

Yeah, Germany, and Russia: RUSSIA IS NOT SO STRONG AFTER ALL GERMANY. THAT'S NOT RUSSIA, THAT'S POLAND YEAH? THEN WHERE'S RUSSIA THEN Don’t mess with the motherland

Don’t mess with the motherland

Chill, Dank, and Donald Trump: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill! twitter.com/RealRomaDowney.. Follow Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg A teenager working on her anger management problem. Currently chilling and watching a good old fashioned movie with a friend. Donald Trump: Listen here, you little shit He would probably complain about copying by sweatyasian1239 MORE MEMES

He would probably complain about copying by sweatyasian1239 MORE MEMES

Chill, Donald Trump, and Memes: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill! twitter.com/RealRomaDowney.. Follow Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg A teenager working on her anger management problem. Currently chilling and watching a good old fashioned movie with a friend. Donald Trump: Listen here, you little shit He would probably complain about copying via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2RMkqiH

He would probably complain about copying via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2RMkqiH

Being Alone, Blackpeopletwitter, and Childish Gambino: chris milan @supremeWEAVE A white woman tried to flirt with me by talking about how much she loves rap music and then proceeded to rap "Sweatpants" by Childish Gambino. Bro please don't talk to me about anything. 12:16 PM · 12/10/19 · Twitter for iPhone 1,450 Retweets 21.3K Likes Leave us alone 😭 (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Leave us alone 😭 (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Be Like, Church, and Nintendo: Laina 20 20 miles away Our relationship should be like a Nintendo 360 where every issue is easily fixed by blowing on it and then shoving it back in We can say we met at church My Anthem God's PI Y’all hear about Nintendo’s new console?

Y’all hear about Nintendo’s new console?

Being Alone, Saw, and True: i A poem for var i Published on Nov 22, 2019 in category programming tags: humor - devhumor Roses are red Violets are blue I was looping forever And then I found you. i was your name I think j was next to you Born inside a for Died in there too. I saw you getting bigger Loop over loop over loop And j was getting smaller You were a great group. And then you just vanished You left me there alone Condition wasn't true At least nothing was thrown. var i

var i

Fall, Love, and Tumblr: MVNINN 3-l4l59: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: deliciouspirategod: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: grayace-blog: did that raven just get kissed and then fall over blushing. I AM THIS RAVEN “I AM TOO GAY TO FUNCTION” “SEND HELP” Gotta add something: holding beaks for them is showing trust/love. I don’t know if that was a kiss, but it was certainly the crow equivalent of “I love you.”

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Air Force, Air, and Gone: Kyla .. @dahomegirlky- Niggas gone be wearin these to court O FitThemAll @FitThemAll · 2d THEN ALL Une Air Force 1 complètement revisitée! Assemblage en cuir Horween de la maison Cordovan ! Pour un résultat assez originale Show this thread

Christmas, Iphone, and Mariah Carey: Chris Scott @iamchrisscott Mariah Carey beginning with "I don't want a lot for Christmas" and then revealing she wants "you" is such a good burn 4:08 PM · 12/23/18 · Twitter for iPhone

College, Life, and Parents: @devonte601 Was on my way to being a 1st Gen college grad, then my parents graduated 5 months before me. Proud son Loosing at life done right

Loosing at life done right

Bad, Fucking, and Life: Andi Hubbard @AndiDenae I lowkey be feeling real bad for not calling & checking up on people & then I realize the phone goes both fucking ways & ain't nobody checking up on me. 6/29/18, 12:01 PM She discovered the secret of life

She discovered the secret of life

Being Alone, Crazy, and Home Alone: The Trevor Moore O @itrevormoore Tmes TREDOR moORE Remember. Kevin McCallister could have phoned the police at any time. He was a child who had accidentally been left alone. One call and he would have been safe. But it was never about safety. He was hunting those men. He wanted them to die. It was fun for him. He enjoyed it. bisexualhennessy: foxyclock: orgyporgy: shittymoviedetails: Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander. FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse #he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) Also the police in that movie are hilariously inept. Kevin‘s mom contacts them to do a wellness check on her eight-year-old son who is home alone and for them that consists of casually wandering down to the house, knocking once, and then when nobody answers instead of considering the very real possibility that a frightened young boy might not open the door right away, they just assume everything‘s fine and the mom is just crazy and they fuck right off.

bisexualhennessy: foxyclock: orgyporgy: shittymoviedetails: Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone The movie establishes that the phone ...

Tumblr, Book, and Star: Sandra G. Coffey rated it * review of another edition May 21, 2018 Ugh I one star is too high. The book started out fine but the author used the Lord's name in vain and then I was DONE. The author needs to clean up her language, erotica can be written without foul words. · comment · see review 2 likes · Like <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="457" data-orig-width="640"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/17bf1bbb1f761a2302dd96d1a936d975/b85331314fb7670f-74/s2048x3072/19795022110918a2c1308edca1fed40114bde0fe.jpg" data-orig-height="457" data-orig-width="640" data-media-key="17bf1bbb1f761a2302dd96d1a936d975:b85331314fb7670f-74"/></figure>

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Be Like, Confused, and Time: If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, l'd be like "where'd this nickel come from?" and then there'd be another nickel and l'd think "what's with the nickels?" leading to more nickels and confusion and eventually l'd be slowly crushed by nickels without ever knowing why SAPLLSA Whats with the nickels? 🤯

Whats with the nickels? 🤯

Children, Dating, and Food: WHAT TO DO IF YOUR DATE IS A BEAR 1 Make sure that your date is a bear. Bears and human beings can look yery similar at first glance. Note the similarites below: Hair Eyes: Salmon (Occasional) Breath: CollegelHumor 2 Assess the situation. The bear is likely are not very good at using dating websites, and occasionally forget to check "bear" on their personal profile. Wave your arms and make noise to intimidate the bear, giving it before things get awkward surprised as you are. Bears as an opportunity to leave the date 3 Don't give the bear sweets. Feeding a wild bear will cause it to imprint people as a food source. This damages its ability to survive in thee wild. Also, sweets make the bear fat on 4 Check for any bear cubs around the area. Bears can become extremely aggressive around their cubs, creating a dangerous situation for you should you remain on the date. If you do see cubs, consider whether or not you feel emotionally prepared to enter into a relationship where children are involved 5 Propose to the bear. If it seems right, then make the leap. Don't be afraid if you discover that this bear is The One. Don't fight your strange, wrong, physically impractical love any longer, and spend the rest of your life with the one bear who makes you truly happy CollegeHumer novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks

novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks

Children, Dating, and Food: WHAT TO DO IF YOUR DATE IS A BEAR 1 Make sure that your date is a bear. Bears and human beings can look yery similar at first glance. Note the similarites below: Hair Eyes: Salmon (Occasional) Breath: CollegelHumor 2 Assess the situation. The bear is likely are not very good at using dating websites, and occasionally forget to check "bear" on their personal profile. Wave your arms and make noise to intimidate the bear, giving it before things get awkward surprised as you are. Bears as an opportunity to leave the date 3 Don't give the bear sweets. Feeding a wild bear will cause it to imprint people as a food source. This damages its ability to survive in thee wild. Also, sweets make the bear fat on 4 Check for any bear cubs around the area. Bears can become extremely aggressive around their cubs, creating a dangerous situation for you should you remain on the date. If you do see cubs, consider whether or not you feel emotionally prepared to enter into a relationship where children are involved 5 Propose to the bear. If it seems right, then make the leap. Don't be afraid if you discover that this bear is The One. Don't fight your strange, wrong, physically impractical love any longer, and spend the rest of your life with the one bear who makes you truly happy CollegeHumer novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks

novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks

Af, Android, and Twitter: andy. @kwamedracula that 25th to 31st stretch is always blurry af. then suddenly it's January 3rd and you have 12 cedis in savings. 15:56 · 11/12/2019 · Twitter for Android Dangerous Times

Dangerous Times

School, The Game, and Game: If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study Teachers: No! This isn't how you're supposed to play the game.

Yeah, Work, and Alarm: The "CS Major" Starter Pack stackoverflow Q Log in Products Sign up "Yeah I've noticed coffee really doesn't have an effect anymore" Writes essays in notepad for some reason What the fuck is SQL Home Ask Question Asked 7 years, 7 months ago Active 4 months ago Viewed 1.2m times PUBLIC O Stack Overflow QUIET Tags I have a Database Management Final tommorow and SQL is on it? What the fuck is SQL? If it's pronounced sequel then that what the hell was the original? Is there a whole trilogy? Thanks for any tips. Users -432 BROGRAMMER Jobs AT WORK stack overflow XOR "Why do we need to know the theory behind I just want to write code" "Nobody hires programmers for [Language I don't like], everybody knows [Lanuage I like] is the industry standard" Alarm set for 2 hours and 23 minutes from now. I just finished my x86 final and my brain is fried

I just finished my x86 final and my brain is fried

Tumblr, Blog, and Asshole: thedrunkendonuts: When you’re on a hunt and then this asshole just shows up.

thedrunkendonuts: When you’re on a hunt and then this asshole just shows up.

Money, Yeah, and Cracked: sheriffsunshine: danielkanhai: i like when you're in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it's a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they're confirming it's money. "don't bother counting it, it's all there. 12." then they always pick one up and inspect it like, "yeah, it's grade A alright..the real deal." People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut Source: danielkanhai

Girl, Mean, and What Does: When you flirt with a girl but then she flirts back Interesting reaction, but what does it mean? 99.999% of Guys on here

99.999% of Guys on here

Apple, Life, and Saw: Kennedy Richey @kennedyrichey Saw a fit girl waiting in line at Panera and I was like wow, I'm gonna be fit one day.. Then she got an apple on the side instead of a baguette and I knew the fit life would never be the life for me. We can’t all be fit

We can’t all be fit

Code, Stackoverflow, and Function: my code solving a specific problem code found on stackoverflow solving the same problem When writing a function and then googling just to see if there’s a better way

When writing a function and then googling just to see if there’s a better way

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