🇲🇽 25+ Best Memes About Then

How, Docker, and Ship: IT WORKS ON MY MACHINE THEN WE'LL SHIP YOUR MACHINE AND THAT IS HOW DOCKER WAS BORN It works on my machine…

It works on my machine…

Family, Rihanna, and Target: @FEMESTELLA "Guys need attention. They need that nourishment, that little stroke of the ego that gets them by every now and then. I'll give it to my family, I'll give it to my work -but I will not give it to a man right now. RIHANNA femestella:10 Badass Babes on Why Being Single is Awesome

femestella:10 Badass Babes on Why Being Single is Awesome

Family, Girlfriend, and Nice: Things u can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend... COME... family I'm going to give u a bath, then a nice bone. family Grab the ball grab the ball grab the ball family Get off the mailman get off the mailman family Belongs here

Belongs here

Asian, Books, and Tumblr: comrade-ines If we killed all men and white people, the only ones remaining would be african women, asian women, hispanic women and many more and human civilization would be better than ever before, there would be global peace and unity and no more violence. Then we can choose to erase men from our history books or record legendary stories of how we all destroyed the most evil thing on our planet. 1,042 notes memehumor: Why would someone write this?

memehumor: Why would someone write this?

Chilis, Puns, and Wow: cmdrlexas: so i went to the bathroom at chili's and it was super air conditioned in there. i was by myself and i said 'wow it's really cold in here' and then followed it up with 'one might even say it's...chilly and i realized this is it. this is why im single. i make puns to myself in an empty bathroom meirl

meirl

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thecollectibles:Art by WorldOfCat

Secret, Universe, and The Secret: GUYS, IF 0°C 32°F THEN 0°C 0°C 64°F Impossible the secret of the universe

the secret of the universe

Weed, Test, and Drug Test: 4 n Niggas will pass a drug test then smoke weed to celebrate Like Share Comment It’s a celebration 🍾

It’s a celebration 🍾

Fucking, League of Legends, and Minecraft: Do you play Minecraft? Because if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft guess I can't get the shaft then:( Do I get anything for playing League of Legends? You get just the tip since I'm not a fucking nerd you nerd Does he like video games or not?

Does he like video games or not?

Books, Disappointed, and Love: IF YOu CAN CAN I CHECK oUT THIS BOOK? YES, YOu CAN CHECK oUT ANY BOOK ANY BOOK? WHAT IF I CAN'T REACH IT? THEN ILL DO IT FOR you REACH IT, YOu CAN CHECK IT OUT UNSHELVED © Overdue Media LLC by Gene Ambaum & Bill Barnes www.unshelved.com MAYBE YOu CAN MAYBE YOu CAN'T. MAYBE YOu CAN READ PART OF IT.MAYBE YOu SUST WANT TO LOOK AT THE PICTURES. MY TEACHER SAYS I NEED TO RETURN THIS BOOK. IT'S ABOVE MY READING LEVEL you CAN STILL КЕEP IT. FOREVER? READ IT WORTH A SHOT 50? ПУ П UNSHELVED by Gene Ambaum& Bill Barnes Overdue Media LLC www.unshelved.com I LOVE THE 5OUND POLICY MAKES WHENI BREAK IT DID YOu TELL THIS STUDENT HE COULD CHECK OUT THIS BOOK? ARE YOu AWARE THAT IT'S WELL ABOVE HIS READING LEVEL? WE HAVE A POLICY DONT CARE YES. UNSHELVED by Gene Ambaum & Bill Barnes www.unshelved.com Overdue Media LLC AND I WANT THEM TO KNOW THAT THEY HAVE NO LIMIT5 I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED you LET KIDS CHECK OUT UST ANY BOOK WHY WHICH BOOKS DID YOU WANT TO CENSOR? WHAT? NO! I SUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THEY READ WITHIN THEIR CAPABILITIES! m © Overdue Media lLC UNSHELVED by Gene Ambaum & Bill Barnes www.unshelved.com Kids are smart than you think

Kids are smart than you think

Yeah, Computer, and Think: ntrG Programer Computer If you forgot, then it wasn't important. I think I forgot something Programmer Yeah, you're right

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: GELES S18 BOSKO katiemcgrat: You replaced me? What? No.Then what’s that right there?

katiemcgrat: You replaced me? What? No.Then what’s that right there?

Friends, Fucking, and Funny: wittyidiot @stephenszczerba I often daydream about winning the Powerball and buying the licensing rights to F.R. E N D.S just to edit out the laugh tracks then releasing it back to the public for free so everyone can finally understand how un-fucking funny that shitty show actually is 9:15 PM 10/10/19 Twitter for iPhone Friends

Friends

Smile, MeIRL, and Means: When you only get 20 upvotes but then realize that means you made 20 people smile meirl

meirl

Click, Apps, and Skype: spongy moment X The X makes apps close Yup Yup And You are an app So if I click X you should close, like all That makes sense to me. the other apps 10 Then Close no S SE SE SE Why skype??Why you do this??

Why skype??Why you do this??

Tumblr, Blog, and Voice: natrashafierce Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, "Hey," in this soft,, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds. I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, "ARGH." My parrot said, "Hey," all softly and sweetly like a dozen times over the next minute. It made me feel better instantly My parrot is better at conflict de- escalation than most people awesomacious: Wholesome parrot!!!

awesomacious: Wholesome parrot!!!

Baby, Baby Face, and Been: Noelle if u don't play the craft u can't get the shaft Well I'm ab to start rn then hold up i might make an exception for u If u do it'll be worth it j saying hmm ok ill make that gamble also i see ur a baby sitter i've been told i have a baby face Type a message Send L Her bio said she was a baby sitter

Her bio said she was a baby sitter

South Park, China, and Good: When China bans South Park But then it gives South Park a way to make more episodes bashing China South park good

South park good

God, Oh My God, and Pop: turtlepated This morning I had the totally random and completely unsolicited realization that "Ghengis Khan" has the same number of syllables as "Stacey's Mom", and if I have to be cursed with this knowledge then so do you donnies-pop-tart Oh my god .

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Being Alone, Bad, and Fall: Same thing as yous Theseus. ARIADNE! What are YOU deing here? We're in THE UNDERWORLD. T got MURDERED raugh got thrown Oh, yeah, yikes. Me too, L+was was in though exile. ght off this It was cliff. Pretty bad. Hang on- Enough about ME Croy what have YOU been up to? I havent seen you in YEARS! didnt that keep in touch after that But okay here's what nappened: we after You mean, you lett me on Naxos to die? And you Said me, bt then I took oud marry You remember how we left Crete, after that sword gaveyu and golo thread, and killed the minotaur Jou and a nap you LEFT ME BEHIND I mean you can't REALLY blame me. You betrayed yar /family, How could you after THAT? My family fed people He didn't worry about my past We fell in love to a monster! and got married, But I forgive you guess because while I was on Naxos I met the most handsome Great glad you happy had a ife. Too bad all man I'd ever seen thngs an end, and Come to And ever since then, we've been so and so in love, and hapry now we're both stuck here in everything the Underworld... is Together just like the good old days... and alone for now... ARI ADNE WHERE ARE YOU Diony sus? Ft ARIADNE! Was so wonried! Babe! You... you married The God of Wine? God of Wine Ariadng I completely fargat weren't immortal. We need to fix that Theatre, and Ritual Madness, is the official ttle, I +hink. you Well decide laterSounds ike Plan And, hey Theseus? what do be the goddes thinkin passion NIce job with the minotaur. want to a let's now out Just get of here. For Yes? ruffboijuliaburnsides: oatmealraisinbagel: I know tumblr really loves Persephone and Hades, which I get, but my favorite Greek Mythical figure has to be Ariadne. Until this year I had pretty much only ever heard of her in the context of the Theseus and the Minotaur myth, but her story actually continues past that and I love it. (Disclaimer, as with any Greek myth there’s a billion versions, but my favorite goes like this) Ariadne helped Theseus kill the Minotaur. She had to betray her family, but she knew she had to in order to stop the yearly sacrifices. Theseus promised her he would marry her as thanks for her help. Theseus and Ariadne left Crete together, but since Theseus didn’t trust Ariadne to be a good wife, he left her behind on Naxos while she was napping. Why didn’t he trust her to be a good wife? She had betrayed her family. While on Naxos, Dionysus, god of wine, fertility, madness, theater, and celebration, happens to stop by. He meets Ariadne and the two fall in love. Dionysus marries Ariadne. Note: There are plenty of retellings of this myth, but almost all of them emphasize how happy Dionysus and Ariadne’s marriage was. Ariadne is killed and goes to Hades. Dionysus descends into Hades to get his wife back. Ariadne gets to join the gods in Olympus, become immortal, and takes her place as the goddess of the labyrinth, mazes, paths, fertility, wine, and passion. Meanwhile, Theseus dies after being thrown off a cliff by Lycomedes. Ariadne is practically the personification of “the best revenge is living well” and I think that’s great. this is good shit.

ruffboijuliaburnsides: oatmealraisinbagel: I know tumblr really loves Persephone and Hades, which I get, but my favorite Greek Mythical fig...

Books, Driving, and Friends: Yestay Tke top banaas like you Whet's the date thent hun Im driving past Gatwick tonight, get ready x t Tinish in Smins perfect can't watt Let me know when and where to pick you up/meet 7 Today Gatwick airport south terminal 410 pm Be there or be suuare Please dont I'm the kind of person that would actually book a flight somewhere with a random person on tinder Lets doit Where we going Paris taly New York? Vour choice m game But Thave options so be quick Daling https://www.wowcher.co.uk deal/travel/12846246/mystery getaway-voucher?from 4699308 Sroot.metadata.title Sroot metadata.description www.wohet.cok Tm game No joke shall we actually do it Pls don't be shitting me d actually be up for it Yeah me too Do we get to dchoose when were going mno snake How do we booki Ate they legith I think you get to choose out of a couple of weekends, but Im not 100% Also if you get Ball or one of the really far away ones you go for a week Yeah they're legit One of my friends has done it and I've been so up for it ever since I heard about it One of us books then the other transfers the money? Can w.choose a date prety E0on Need a bit of sun in my life Haha yeah sure, cba with this rain You happy for me to book and then you transfer me? Yeu Im good with that) just can't do this weekend The holiday thati Pzoan we fly from Gatwick it we can choose The draw is on the 23rd, so we find out where we go then and book the flights and give all our details in then Will try and go from Gatwick for sure Fingers crossed it bai Fuck if we're going on holiday l have to go for a nin Get this sexy beach bod ready That would be ridiculous 0 Ok it's booked And shutup you already have a beach bod! Delived My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing he’s ever done..

My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing he’s ever done..

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: we qive marinette another miraculous ? no One wil know who She is then!? t's better not to give her a miraculous for her own m'i she's a qood pe-son but she Can be clumsy!! Safety Jmean.. vemember Last time? next doy I dont think youre clumsy!4 think Souve pretty greaty besh-drawing-stuff: she’s not clumsy !

besh-drawing-stuff: she’s not clumsy !

Beer, Dad, and Drinking: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: - Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer) - Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to change. We will provide all of the meat) - Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport" "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer) - Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer. Desired experience: - A minimum of 18 years experience as a father - A minimum of 10 years grilling experience - An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer day We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer your heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicanis named Bill, Randy, or Dave. Remember, don’t forget to call me “Chief”.

Remember, don’t forget to call me “Chief”.

Beer, Dad, and Drinking: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: - Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer) - Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to change. We will provide all of the meat) - Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport" "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer) - Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer. Desired experience: - A minimum of 18 years experience as a father - A minimum of 10 years grilling experience - An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer day We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer your heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicanis named Bill, Randy, or Dave. Remember, don’t forget to call me “Chief”.

Remember, don’t forget to call me “Chief”.

Saw, Thought, and Bios: Caffeinozide @VaderSan Saw this last night and thought "BIOS? Those must be some real IT nerds up there" and then realized it SO18 12:11 PM 01 Jan 18 Is it really BIOS?

Is it really BIOS?

Friends, Ice Cream, and Wolf: When you and your friends barely survive a fight with a wolf pack and then go out for ice cream. evilmilk.com

Fuck, Guess, and Wednesday: Can I ask a question Sure Well I don't know I just have quick fingers I guess How do you reply so fast What the fuck Delivered iMessage Person *then Than wednesday P what you corrected yourself before u texted it Person I have many abilities, some considered to be unnatural. Finallya worthy opponent How do they do it?

How do they do it?

College, Hello, and Love: T-Mobile Wi-Fi 12:06 AM 6%I Absinthe 20 Tyler Junior College 4 miles away Hello, My name is Absinthel am 20 years of age. I love to do people things. I like to drink water, eat warm meats, and many more. I enjoy the presence of humans, and the noises they emit from their mouths. X If this ain’t wife material then idk what is

If this ain’t wife material then idk what is

Yeah, Science, and Sad: Katie Mack @AstroKatie 15h Honestly climate change scares the heck out of me and it makes me so sad to see what we're losing because of it. L29 122 Gary P Jackson (RAT) @gary4205 @AstroKatie Maybe you should learn some actual SCIENCE then, and stop listening to the criminals pushing the #GlobalWarming SCAM! 7h t7 Katie McGarvey Retweeted Katie Mack @AstroKatie @gary42051dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics. Seems like more than that would be overkill at this point. Yeah I dunno probably overkill

Yeah I dunno probably overkill

Tumblr, Weird, and Blog: 1HATE RUBBER anthonydarling: wordcubed: julianshrike: muldor: “Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this. He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots. #you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots

anthonydarling: wordcubed: julianshrike: muldor: “Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain mult...

Beer, Drinking, and Drunk: Tea is an evil substance! Tea is much more dangerous then beer. Please avoid drinking tea. I discovered this last night. I had drunk 14 beers up until 3.00 am at the pub while my wife was just drinking tea at home. You should have seen how angry and violent she was when I got home. I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me, all night long and even into the next morning Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, just don't drink it... Never drink tea ladies ?

Never drink tea ladies ?

Target, Tumblr, and Weird: 1HATE RUBBER anthonydarling: wordcubed: julianshrike: muldor: “Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this. He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots. #you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots

anthonydarling: wordcubed: julianshrike: muldor: “Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain mult...

Doctor, Fire, and Jail: If you mixed Mercury Aluminum phosphat Amonium sulfate, and Formaldehyde with VIRUSES, then got a Syringe and INJECTED it into your child you would be ARRESTED and sent to JAIL for child endangerment and abuse Then WHY is it legal for doctor to do it? and WHY would you let them? Educate yourself Re-Think Vaccines If you welded some scrap Aluminum and Steel together added some Tires, Cylinders, Spark plugs and GASOLINE, then took it out and DROVE on a public road you would be ARRESTED and sent to JAIL for public endangerment and unsafe vehide Then WHY is it legal for Ford & Chevy to do it? and WHY would you let them? Educate yourself Re-Think Vehicles If you burst into the bedroom of a child you didnt know wielding an AXE then FORCIBLY TOOK the child out of bed and carried them outside the house you would be ARRESTED and sent to JAIL for the assault & kidnapping of a child Then WHY is it legal for firefighter to do it? and WHY would you let them? Educate yourself Re-Think Firefighters If you took Copper wiring, connected it to the cty power grid, then ran it through the walls of your house and into the BEDROOM of your child you would be ARRESTED and sent to JAIL for child endangerment and fire code violation I Then WHY is it legal for electrician to do it? and WHY would you let them? Educate yourself Re-Think Electricity If you took over a hundred people, packed them into a pressurized metal tube then used refined KEROSENE to LAUNCH them to over 35,000 feet at speeds of over 450 knots you would be ARRESTED and sent to JAIL for... I'm not sure, probably a lot of things Then WHY is it legal for pilots to do it? and WHY would you let them? Educate yourself Re-Think Aviation epicjohndoe: We Need To Re-Think Some Ideas

epicjohndoe: We Need To Re-Think Some Ideas

Dallas Cowboys, Football, and Memes: THEY'LL START OFF TASTING GOOD BUT THEN START SUCKING! Doritos BRAND NACHO YERR AGAIN! CAUTION: CHOKING HAZARD @NFL_MEMES Official chip of the Dallas Cowboys! https://t.co/v8jnCaNwGN

Official chip of the Dallas Cowboys! https://t.co/v8jnCaNwGN

Mom, How, and Apples: Mom: You have 14 apples, and then you eat 2, how many you have left? Me: 6 Mom: YOU HAVE 14 APPLES AND THEN YOU EAT 2, HOW MANY APPLES ARE LEFT??? Ме:

Crying, Jail, and Life: One time when I was like six I was in Walmart and I was eating a tube of Pringles and I ate them while my mom paid but I forgot to let the guy scan my Pringles so I walked to the door and an alarm went off and I just started running because I got scared and then my mom couldn't find me because I was hiding behind the newspaper things and the Walmart people called the police because I was missing and when I heard them show up I thought I was a criminal so I left my mom a note on the newspaper that said I went to Mexico to start a new life and not to come looking for me and then I took off running with my Pringles can and I ran for like an hour and then the cops saw me walking down the road so they pulled over so I started running again and then they were using the like car intercom thing and they told me to stop running so when I didI thought they were gonna put me in handcuffs and take me to jail so I was crying and I slapped the officer in the stomach and tried to run again but he just held me back and when he asked me what happened to me and I told him he started crying he was laughing so hard. And he just gave my mom two dollars for the Pringles and he was still laughing when he left. And that's the time I was a wanted criminal. epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

Blacked, She, and Then: She believed She Could but then She blacked out So he didht Whoops

Whoops

Old Man, Animal, and Animal Shelter: the 4th Sanderson sister @madddie818 If this picture of this old man donating tennis balls to the animal shelter doesn't make your day then idk what will I hope this will make you feel a bit better :)

I hope this will make you feel a bit better :)

Dank, Memes, and Target: Can I ask a question Sure Well I don't know I just have quick fingers I guess How do you reply so fast What the fuck Delivered iMessage Person *then Than wednesday P what you corrected yourself before u texted it Person I have many abilities, some considered to be unnatural. Finallya worthy opponent How do they do it? by mijuzz7 MORE MEMES

How do they do it? by mijuzz7 MORE MEMES

Fuck, Guess, and Wednesday: Can I ask a question Sure Well I don't know I just have quick fingers I guess How do you reply so fast What the fuck Delivered iMessage Person *then Than wednesday P what you corrected yourself before u texted it Person I have many abilities, some considered to be unnatural. Finallya worthy opponent How do they do it?

How do they do it?

Animals, Lion, and Smiles: lAT&T Wi-Fi 10 100% 7:37 AM "aNimALs aReNT aS smArT As hUMAns" Animals: KTVU.COM Enormous lion terrifies photographer with loud roar then smiles at him HuMaNs ArE sMaRtEr ThAn AnImAlS

HuMaNs ArE sMaRtEr ThAn AnImAlS

Animals, Lion, and Smiles: lAT&T Wi-Fi 10 100% 7:37 AM "aNimALs aReNT aS smArT As hUMAns" Animals: KTVU.COM Enormous lion terrifies photographer with loud roar then smiles at him HuMaNs ArE sMaRtEr ThAn AnImAlS

HuMaNs ArE sMaRtEr ThAn AnImAlS

Beyonce, Club, and Jay: You know how much money you have to have to tell a girl to shut up? I have "Quiet, please" money at best. l'd have to take a loan out for "Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up..? That's Jay Z money.. But then Beyoncé got "No YOU shut the fuck up" money! Dave Chappelle from "The Age of Spin" laughoutloud-club: Owning “shut the f**k up” money

laughoutloud-club: Owning “shut the f**k up” money

Time, Husband, and Wife: INOW PRONOUNCE 4Ou HUSBAND AND WIFE. 1OU MAY FLIP THE BRIDE. (HEADS! BETTER LUck NEXT TIME, OLD CHAP! VERM WELL THEN...) @thunkfool a coin wedding [OC]

a coin wedding [OC]

Memes, Nfl, and Sports: METWORK EX 3-2 17 arat 7 PANTHERS BUCCANEERS 2-3 2nd :01 .@Panthers fair-caught a punt with one second in the half... Then tried a fair catch kick for three points! You don't see this every Sunday. 👋👟🏈 📺: #CARvsTB on @NFLNetwork | @NFLUK 📱: NFL app // Yahoo Sports app Watch free on mobile: https://t.co/xLc7ljuEnj https://t.co/FAPYwxJa9d

.@Panthers fair-caught a punt with one second in the half... Then tried a fair catch kick for three points! You don't see this every Sunday...

Fake, Camera, and House: Er, and he's put a fake speed camera on the side of his house, which is by the A1. elan And he's been told because the highways agen say it's distracting drivers to take it down F1-- 15h I would not take it down and I would wait for them to sue me and prove to me that it distracts drivers (they couldn't prove it) and if they did prove it then they would have to remove all the speed cameras everywhere. Niceeeee

Niceeeee

Moon, Sun, and The Sun: pukicho creeperx3 pukicho My new song 'toss me into the sun' will be the antithesis to fly me to the moon creeperx3 Then call it "Toss me into the sun" pukicho What part of this post did you manage miss Source: pukicho 5.597 notes

Dogs, Funny, and Life: Dog Day Shoes Walk this way, and let the dog take the blame W.. ouldn't it be great d we could run as fast as dogs thought Wouldn'tt be even better if we had their ability to grip? B Wouldn't it be best of all if we had shoes that left dog prints in and or in the mud rather than foot prints or shoe prints? Then Mould be able to track through mud and onto carpets, over v cement and onto glistening floors and have everyone Cursing so non-existent canine for the dirty deed It's not a dog's life after all I have these, lol it's so funny to see my neighbor blame the dogs for shitting on his porch 珍道具| No caption needed

No caption needed

Tumblr, Blog, and Voice: natrashafierce Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, "Hey," in this soft,, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds. I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, "ARGH." My parrot said, "Hey," all softly and sweetly like a dozen times over the next minute. It made me feel better instantly My parrot is better at conflict de- escalation than most people awesomacious: Wholesome parrot!!!

awesomacious: Wholesome parrot!!!

Advice, Food, and Life: Helpful Advice I get that you have food You just need to change your fra me of mind. Then you'll feel better. poisoning and all, but you have to at least make an effort. I don't think it's healthy that you have to take Have you tried... you know... medication every day just to feel normal. not having the flu? Don't you worry that it's changing you from who you really are? Well, lying in bed obviously It's like you're not even trying. isn't helping you. You need to try something else. www.robot-hugs.com (c) 2013 crystal-meloetta12: sixpenceee: Don’t be that person. Best analogy I ever heard in my life

crystal-meloetta12: sixpenceee: Don’t be that person. Best analogy I ever heard in my life

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