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Being Alone, Crazy, and Home Alone: The Trevor Moore O @itrevormoore Tmes TREDOR moORE Remember. Kevin McCallister could have phoned the police at any time. He was a child who had accidentally been left alone. One call and he would have been safe. But it was never about safety. He was hunting those men. He wanted them to die. It was fun for him. He enjoyed it. bisexualhennessy: foxyclock: orgyporgy: shittymoviedetails: Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that鈥檚 also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn鈥檛 borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a 鈥減olice officer鈥 which is why Kevin doesn鈥檛 trust the cops. I鈥檓 so tired of the ignorance. The slander. FINALLY we鈥檝e reached the time of year for home alone discourse #he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing聽(via @hotcrossedfangs)聽 Also the police in that movie are hilariously inept. Kevin鈥榮 mom contacts them to do a wellness check on her eight-year-old son who is home alone and for them that consists of casually wandering down to the house, knocking once, and then when nobody answers instead of considering the very real possibility that a frightened young boy might not open the door right away, they just assume everything鈥榮 fine and the mom is just crazy and they fuck right off.锟硷考
Being Alone, Crazy, and Home Alone: The
 Trevor Moore O
 @itrevormoore
 Tmes
 TREDOR
 moORE
 Remember. Kevin McCallister could
 have phoned the police at any time. He
 was a child who had accidentally been
 left alone. One call and he would have
 been safe. But it was never about safety.
 He was hunting those men. He wanted
 them to die. It was fun for him. He
 enjoyed it.
bisexualhennessy:

foxyclock:

orgyporgy:

shittymoviedetails:
Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone
The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that鈥檚 also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn鈥檛 borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a 鈥減olice officer鈥 which is why Kevin doesn鈥檛 trust the cops. I鈥檓 so tired of the ignorance. The slander. 


FINALLY we鈥檝e reached the time of year for home alone discourse

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing聽(via @hotcrossedfangs)聽

Also the police in that movie are hilariously inept. Kevin鈥榮 mom contacts them to do a wellness check on her eight-year-old son who is home alone and for them that consists of casually wandering down to the house, knocking once, and then when nobody answers instead of considering the very real possibility that a frightened young boy might not open the door right away, they just assume everything鈥榮 fine and the mom is just crazy and they fuck right off.锟硷考

bisexualhennessy: foxyclock: orgyporgy: shittymoviedetails: Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone The movie establishes that the phone ...