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 Dra Cuddy:Mother Gothel
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<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/176459494915/hst3000-rainbowloliofjustice" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://hst3000.tumblr.com/post/176070852987/rainbowloliofjustice-thedoctorofall" class="tumblr_blog">hst3000</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://rainbowloliofjustice.tumblr.com/post/176051226472/thedoctorofall-ava-burton-writing" class="tumblr_blog">rainbowloliofjustice</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://thedoctorofall.tumblr.com/post/176049574122/ava-burton-writing-dragonenby" class="tumblr_blog">thedoctorofall</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://ava-burton-writing.tumblr.com/post/175913515322/dragonenby-writingwithcolor" class="tumblr_blog">ava-burton-writing</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://dragonenby.tumblr.com/post/175899318762/writingwithcolor-so-many-miles-to-go" class="tumblr_blog">dragonenby</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://writingwithcolor.tumblr.com/post/154992689002/so-many-miles-to-go-aworldinneedofmagic" class="tumblr_blog">writingwithcolor</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://so-many-miles-to-go.tumblr.com/post/154736881768/aworldinneedofmagic-the-independent-jew" class="tumblr_blog">so-many-miles-to-go</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://aworldinneedofmagic.tumblr.com/post/154715496153/the-independent-jew-so-many-miles-to-go" class="tumblr_blog">aworldinneedofmagic</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://the-independent-jew.tumblr.com/post/154343314825/smol-mother-rose-so-many-miles-to-go-yeah" class="tumblr_blog">the-independent-jew</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://so-many-miles-to-go.tumblr.com/post/154339137228/smol-mother-rose-so-many-miles-to-go-yeah" class="tumblr_blog">so-many-miles-to-go</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://smol-mother-rose.tumblr.com/post/154322589416/so-many-miles-to-go-yeah-theres-a-reason-for" class="tumblr_blog">smol-mother-rose</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://so-many-miles-to-go.tumblr.com/post/154319305938/yeah-theres-a-reason-for-that-its-called" class="tumblr_blog">so-many-miles-to-go</a>:</p>

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<p>Yeah, there’s a reason for that.</p>
<p>It’s called: <b>antisemitic caricature.</b></p>
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<p>I don’t understand what’s Jewish about mother gothel… she has a typical Disney face doesn’t she? Is it the curly hair..? I mean her nose and everything else seem normal? </p>
<p>I’m sorry, I’m just trying to figure it out, you don’t have to answer if you don’t want to.</p>
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<p>dark curly hair - long hooked nose - darker complexion than the blond blue eyed heroine 9and really the rest of the cast - portrayed as greedy and evil.</p>
<p>Lisa Edelstein is Jewish.  As are Idina Menzel and Amy Winehouse, both of whom I have seen compared in looks to Gothel.  Gothel’s design is a pretty clear caricature of ethnically Jewish women.  </p>
<hr><p>This is a pretty good contrast between Rapunzel and Gothel.  <b><i>Rapunzel</i></b> has the “typical Disney face”:</p>
<figure data-orig-width="1876" data-orig-height="1080" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c6a02d31e5325ce3897ea40bca1db98c/tumblr_inline_oi1alyTZwN1u3hfbm_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1876" data-orig-height="1080"/></figure><p>Here’s a more close up look at her features.</p>
<figure data-orig-width="736" data-orig-height="414" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/81263a61b9b531b9a037bb3c2474d87d/tumblr_inline_oi1amcSI571u3hfbm_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="736" data-orig-height="414"/></figure><p>The hooked nose becomes even more pronounced as she becomes “eviler.”</p>
<figure data-orig-width="640" data-orig-height="531" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2cab6154654958a036ca5787f037fb2a/tumblr_inline_oi1ampHH5I1u3hfbm_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="640" data-orig-height="531"/></figure><hr><p>If you wanted to claim that there was noting out of the ordinary for Disney animation when it came to Gothel’s features, you would have to find at least one Disney princess or heroine with similar characteristics (long hooked nose and dark curly hair, etc).</p>
<p>But here is what we have is -</p>
<p><b>small noses that turn up at the end:</b></p>
<figure data-orig-width="626" data-orig-height="313" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/795ee2dbccf93c8be84f2e494375d885/tumblr_inline_oi1an5YIKL1u3hfbm_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="626" data-orig-height="313"/></figure><p><b>wide, flatter noses</b> (though cheers to Disney for not putting button noses on their characters of color, although Esmerelda’s clothing design deserves another essay on Rromani stereotypes and there are some major issues with Pocahontas as well)</p>
<figure data-orig-width="621" data-orig-height="310" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cf1bb1115b150fc66fe3a135c2b1f7ae/tumblr_inline_oi1anhfdcO1u3hfbm_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="621" data-orig-height="310"/></figure><p>And then a few <b>misc noses</b> (again, props for Jasmine’s nose not being a button):</p>
<figure data-orig-width="466" data-orig-height="155" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4c972fc2df9f1f9fd3025d72babafcef/tumblr_inline_oi1anq7O7d1u3hfbm_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="466" data-orig-height="155"/></figure><hr><p>Apart from just the design of Gothel, there’s also the whole: <b>“obviously ‘other’ (read Jewish) woman kidnaps the pretty blonde (read: gentile) kid to use her for ritualistic/magical purposes”</b></p>
<p>Like that right there <b><i>on top of</i> </b>the aesthetic Jewish-coding is what pushed the antisemitic caricature over the top for me.  It harkens back to antisemitic blood libel that claimed that Jews stole gentile children for all manner of nefarious reasons. Even when Gothel is in “mother” role to Rapunzel, she’s is shown as nagging and passive aggressive, both antisemitic stereotypes of Jewish women.</p>
<p><b>There is no one thing that makes her an antisemitic caricature, but the design, plus the storyline she plays out, plus her characterization cement the overall character as antisemitic.  </b></p>
<p>Jew-coding a villain is not in itself always antisemitic when there are also Jewish coded <b>heroes</b>. Rapunzel does not have that.</p>
<p>Having a villain steal a baby for magical/ritualistic reasons is not always antisemitic as long as the villain is not Jew-coded.  Rapunzel fails this as well.</p>
<p>Having a nagging and passive aggressive mother character is not antisemitic provided that she is not, again, coded as Jewish.  Rapunzel fails once again.</p>
<p>Hope this helps.</p>
<hr><p><b>EDIT: </b><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mjHVWLfz9CujkJO8PWDNbUA">@ariminak</a> pointed out that some of my wording made it sound like Gothel’s features <i>only</i> stereotypically caricatured Ashkenazi women when in fact that is not the case.  I changed the language to remove that phrasing and make it clear that any ethnically Jewish women can be affected by this type of aesthetic trope. If you reblogged the old version, could you please delete it and reblog this one instead.</p>
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<p>Spread this version so people recognize that this stuff harms all Jewish women. <br/></p>
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<p>omfg can y’all chill the fuck out, any race can be portrayed as hero or villain, it’s a fucking kids movie not a political statement</p>
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<p>So I’m guessing you’re white and a gentile. As such, you’ve more than likely grown up looking at tv and movies and fairytales and seeing your face in those of the heroes.</p>
<p>Jewish people don’t get that.  When we are portrayed in live action, our characters are more often than not whitewashed and in other media, our features are used and caricaturized to create “evil looking” villains.</p>
<p>You don’t see it because you’ve been ingrained with the idea that “ethnic” features are just “how you make a character look evil.”  You don’t look at Gothel and see your mother.  You don’t see yourself and your people.  You don’t see decades of propaganda aimed at fostering hate against you and ultimately seeking to destroy you.  </p>
<p>But seeing how<a href="http://aworldinneedofmagic.tumblr.com/post/148709289078/drwhothefuckyouthinkyoutalkinto-gelopanda"> you also seem to think that saying you’re not attracted to <i>an entire race</i> of people ISN’T racist</a>, you really don’t get any say on any of this.</p>
<p>So really, you need to chill the fuck out and stop telling marginalized people to stop talking about the tools of our own marginalization.</p>
<p><b>Let’s play a game I like to call: <i>Movie Villain or Antisemitic Propaganda:</i></b></p>
<figure data-orig-width="726" data-orig-height="446" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ef40a021948f154c0b106784323660aa/tumblr_inline_oii52q367I1u3hfbm_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="726" data-orig-height="446"/></figure><p>Many “evil witch” tropes were built on European antisemitic stereotypes, not just in appearance but in the storylines they play out as well. Greediness, stealing children, killing children, hunger for power, etc.  <b>Every time a movie villain design uses stereotyped Jewish features to communicate “evilness” to an audience, they perpetuate the marginalization of the people they are using. </b></p>
<p>One big issue I have is that Gothel’s didn’t start out as the antisemitic caricature that made it to screen.  Much of the early concept art has a more dark romanticism feel.  </p>
<figure data-orig-width="750" data-orig-height="453" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6a26a0b8632d40346b1b4541b6829f02/tumblr_inline_oii6kjyfLA1u3hfbm_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="750" data-orig-height="453"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="750" data-orig-height="453" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ad784bf14cf3600fc783cb3f6b9f0c70/tumblr_inline_oii6kjtoI61u3hfbm_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="750" data-orig-height="453"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="1100" data-orig-height="741" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8163c91a59863a27fef98dcb16bd8782/tumblr_inline_oii6kk5zKZ1u3hfbm_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1100" data-orig-height="741"/></figure><p>They changed the original design. Presumably to make Gothel more “other” from the good characters in the movie. <b> At some point, a decision was made that dark curly hair and a hooked nose wound better convey their villain.</b></p>
<p>It really doesn’t matter if any of this was intentional, I’d actually bet that it wasn’t.  However, antisemitic tropes are so engrained in our societies that people like you, even when confronted with a step by step break down of what it is, feel comfortable thinking that there’s nothing wrong with it and mocking those calling it out as if we are overreacting.</p>
<p>You seem to have completely ignored the majority of my post.  It is the character design, plus the characterization, plus the story line that mirrors blood libel that makes Gothel an antisemitic character. <b> It’s not just about someone of a certain race or ethnicity being a villain.  It’s about how stereotypes of a certain ethnic group are understood as “villainous” due to villains being repeatedly coded as Jewish over decades of film and tv.</b></p>
<p>And contrary to your naive belief, all media is political to some extent. Every time a historically present minority is not included in film (ex: lily-white Harlem in Fantastical Beasts) or when a minority character is whitewashed, or when the “ethnic” features of a minority are used almost universally to portray bad guys, it is a political and social issue.  <b>When you never see yourselves as the people who play the hero or even see your people existing in a portrayal of a place where they should be, it is not benign.</b></p>
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<p>Reblogging again for these additions.</p>
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<p>I’m not Jewish, but I can imagine seeing yourself villanized again and again must wear on you so hard (like queer coded villains do on me). The stereotypes are so insidious, I didn’t even realize she was Jewish coded until I saw this post for the first time, and since then I’ve been able to pick up on more anti-semitic media.</p>
<p>Stay cognizant!  </p>
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<p>This is a writing blog so fellow writers! Please take a good look at your villains— even if they’re not Jewish, it can be antisemitic. Thanks. - A Jew™️</p>
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<p>I have a feeling this is all baseless, and groundless. If you’re assuming a character has to be a negative Jewish stereotype because you stereotype those features as bein Jewish. The one with the issue might be you</p>
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<p>Mother Gothel has a similar facial structure as Cruella De Vil. Pointy cheekbones and chin, etc. </p>
<figure data-orig-width="1600" data-orig-height="921" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ca38ab88da550b0df2c068dd610b59e/tumblr_inline_pc3u94DPjC1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1600" data-orig-height="921"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="1003" data-orig-height="1458" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/20fba8157c93162a45ad83687045c4f4/tumblr_inline_pc3u9lFuTT1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1003" data-orig-height="1458"/></figure><p>She isn’t any shade specifically darker than any of the other characters. They deliberately chose pictures where Mother Gothel is either in the darkened tower, or it is night time. </p>
<p>Also, they only compared Mother Gothel to other Disney protags rather than other Disney villains or even Disney characters who are older. Disney typically uses very angular features to convey villains. </p>
<figure data-orig-width="720" data-orig-height="480" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3257bff02583d7625f8fcc6d0450151/tumblr_inline_pc3uhqneNm1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="720" data-orig-height="480"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="1808" data-orig-height="1080" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eff51a7ac3da026cbd5c35bd2306849c/tumblr_inline_pc3ui75cWO1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1808" data-orig-height="1080"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1424"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4ca1d9a7d7d1d683fd24d2c7f6246df5/tumblr_inline_pc3yjcMx4N1tx5uef_1280.png" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1424"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="300" data-orig-height="240" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d881a63a0254cc8fbf8eaa8492f1fd52/tumblr_inline_pc3uji270c1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="300" data-orig-height="240"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="220" data-orig-height="322"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c053cbc17b4281c43e68dcf5d064a1c/tumblr_inline_pc3uuf11sU1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="220" data-orig-height="322"/></figure><p>Cruella has an upwards turned nose like most disney protags. It’s just sharper to go along with her other angular features.</p>
<figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="375" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d000718627c5d7f706927ed24f5fdb53/tumblr_inline_pc3uvwOH951tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="375"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="1440" data-orig-height="1080" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c1714d66f95acfb83d0fa651a638290/tumblr_inline_pc3uw9SJcB1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1440" data-orig-height="1080"/></figure><p>Hell you can even compare her to Maleficent</p>
<figure data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="300" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f71a5ad89503be687d6983421b7ee8f4/tumblr_inline_pc3uxnYbqh1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="300"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="628" data-orig-height="418" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/194eadb0b5f82c48995786391f23de4d/tumblr_inline_pc3v17KSkb1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="628" data-orig-height="418"/></figure><p>Who you can see has no hooked or curved nose. In fact, her nose is more flat, similar to Jasmine.</p>
<p>Also, many characters change from their concept art. Dr. Facilier went from this</p>
<figure data-orig-width="371" data-orig-height="480" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8a288ad68dcba5beb215b58355329452/tumblr_inline_pc3upqCyHv1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="371" data-orig-height="480"/></figure><p>to this </p>
<figure data-orig-width="435" data-orig-height="800" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8f165821d091d813a248966d7f907eaf/tumblr_inline_pc3uqz4ODa1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="435" data-orig-height="800"/></figure><p>The change from her hair being straight to curly has nothing to do with making her more “Jewish coded”. It’s the visual difference between her and Rapunzel, also, if anyone has forgotten… <i>Rapunzel’s natural hair color is brown, not blonde.</i></p>
<figure data-orig-width="504" data-orig-height="460" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/54cf4524541b7c090e850bbe5e8f216d/tumblr_inline_pc3v6dvQEX1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="504" data-orig-height="460"/></figure><p>If they wanted to make a character Jewish coded, then why just stop at curly hair and hooked nose? Many people, of various religions, races, and cultures have hooked noses and curly dark hair. Why not just go the full yard if you wanted to make a Jewish coded character that is anti-Semitic? Why not give her Jewish clothing and make her look ugly, gross, and dirty? </p>
<figure data-orig-width="512" data-orig-height="636" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9e1be5f1a6be51a1d48f412816d5eabd/tumblr_inline_pc3v9nvIuZ1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="512" data-orig-height="636"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="717" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ab077d76ddf1a292292d6bc02440a081/tumblr_inline_pc3va6j6LP1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="717"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="375" data-orig-height="255" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d59c6b2ad84f8509e38267470b500ffb/tumblr_inline_pc3vb30xWY1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="375" data-orig-height="255"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="407" data-orig-height="600" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/44e6d379c41c9d3b418ad21fbf60cb23/tumblr_inline_pc3vbmA1ES1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="407" data-orig-height="600"/></figure><p>They deliberately manipulated information and pointed out something and said, “See, Jewish stereotype.” even though you can see from mother Gothel’s profile picture, <i>her nose isn’t even hooked</i>. They’re picking out things that <i>could be</i> Jewish features or stereotypes and then saying that they are. </p>
<p>“She’s greedy and evil” and so are pretty much all other Disney Villains. Ya know… gotta be evil to be a villain. Dr. Faciler, Gaston, The Evil Queen, Maleficent, Jafar, Scar… need I list more villains? Being evil and greedy =/= being jewish coded because evil and greedy are common traits of villains, <i>even within </i><br/></p>
<p>“She has dark curly hair” so does Esmeralda and Moana. <br/></p>
<p>“Hooked nose.” her nose isn’t even hooked. It’s flat, similar to Maleficent’s. Anytime someone’s head is bent or leaning forward, naturally, their nose will appear more hooked. that’s just anatomy. That happens to <i>everyone</i>. Hell, you can even see in the images <i>her nose isn’t hooked</i>. <br/></p>
<p>If you can’t tell the difference between a Jewish caricature and Mother Gothel, then I think that’s a you problem. Stereotypes are not exclusive to one group. In fact, implying that is <i>even more racist and anti-semitic </i>than the character. </p>
<p>Hell, in fact, prior to the 20th century, <i>red curly hair</i> was associated with Jewish people. So by that logic, Merida must be Jewish coded… but because she is <i>good</i> and looks like a Disney protag, she <i>can’t</i> be Jewish coded because she doesn’t have enough “Jewish stereotypes”. </p>
<p>The stereotype of Jewish people being greedy originates from when Jewish people were legally restricted to being usurers… Which is where the stereotype comes from. However, even in Jewish religion and mythology, greed, as in any other religion, is often portrayed as a negative or bad trait. </p>
<p>The irony is that they can only see Jewish stereotypes in <i>villainous characters</i> but can’t see any in the protagonists or heroes.</p>
<figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="400" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5dab9038b1c45aa7d8afd2a14fd57fdd/tumblr_inline_pc3wmuk1ny1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="400"/></figure><p>Esmeralda (from Frollo’s perspective) is associated with sin and temptation… which is another Jewish stereotype (Beautiful Jewess / Belle Juive) and she has dark, curly hair (another Jewish stereotype). </p>
<p>Merida has curly red hair, which was a Jewish stereotype before the 10th century. If we’re going this loosely based on stereotypes, you can even argue that Queen Eleanor is “Jewish-coded” because she is nagging, protective, and motherly. Ya know, the Jewish mother/wife stereotype. </p>
<p>So you have two arguably Jewish-coded heroines and protags yet no one can see the Jewish stereotypes in them because they are <i>the good guys</i>. Or because they don’t have <i>certain</i> Jewish stereotypes.</p>
<p>The thing is, stereotypes, are not all inherently bad, or rather, not all stereotypes are negative. Not all stereotypes originate from oppressors or people that are anti-semitic, racist, etc. Some stereotypes are often used as stock characters by people of a race or culture. Not every stereotype is exclusive to Jewish people either or even originates with anti-semitism. </p>
<p>If you can <i>only</i> see yourself in villains then maybe it’s you rather than the creators or characters. You literally picked the bare minimum and made a mountain out of an ant hill.</p>
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<p>Maybe it’s me, but isn’t that shape of nose called the ROMAN nose? The propaganda ones seem a lot fatter and bulbous to me.</p>
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They changed the original design. Presumably to make Gothel more “other” from the good characters in the movie.

</i></p><p>Why, yes, the child kidnapper and abuser villain whose entire character motivation is based on <b>being different</b> is designed not to look like regular people, especially her “daughter”. Even her clothes are deliberately anachronistic.</p></blockquote>

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<p><a href="http://so-many-miles-to-go.tumblr.com/post/154339137228/smol-mother-rose-so-many-miles-to-go-yeah" class="tumblr_blog">so-many-miles-to-go</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://smol-mother-rose.tumblr.com/post/154322589416/so-many-miles-to-go-yeah-theres-a-reason-for" class="tumblr_blog">smol-mother-rose</a>:</p>
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<p>Yeah, there’s a reason for that.</p>
<p>It’s called: <b>antisemitic caricature.</b></p>
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<p>I don’t understand what’s Jewish about mother gothel… she has a typical Disney face doesn’t she? Is it the curly hair..? I mean her nose and everything else seem normal? </p>
<p>I’m sorry, I’m just trying to figure it out, you don’t have to answer if you don’t want to.</p>
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<p>dark curly hair - long hooked nose - darker complexion than the blond blue eyed heroine 9and really the rest of the cast - portrayed as greedy and evil.</p>
<p>Lisa Edelstein is Jewish.  As are Idina Menzel and Amy Winehouse, both of whom I have seen compared in looks to Gothel.  Gothel’s design is a pretty clear caricature of ethnically Jewish women.  </p>
<hr><p>This is a pretty good contrast between Rapunzel and Gothel.  <b><i>Rapunzel</i></b> has the “typical Disney face”:</p>
<figure data-orig-width="1876" data-orig-height="1080" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c6a02d31e5325ce3897ea40bca1db98c/tumblr_inline_oi1alyTZwN1u3hfbm_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1876" data-orig-height="1080"/></figure><p>Here’s a more close up look at her features.</p>
<figure data-orig-width="736" data-orig-height="414" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/81263a61b9b531b9a037bb3c2474d87d/tumblr_inline_oi1amcSI571u3hfbm_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="736" data-orig-height="414"/></figure><p>The hooked nose becomes even more pronounced as she becomes “eviler.”</p>
<figure data-orig-width="640" data-orig-height="531" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2cab6154654958a036ca5787f037fb2a/tumblr_inline_oi1ampHH5I1u3hfbm_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="640" data-orig-height="531"/></figure><hr><p>If you wanted to claim that there was noting out of the ordinary for Disney animation when it came to Gothel’s features, you would have to find at least one Disney princess or heroine with similar characteristics (long hooked nose and dark curly hair, etc).</p>
<p>But here is what we have is -</p>
<p><b>small noses that turn up at the end:</b></p>
<figure data-orig-width="626" data-orig-height="313" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/795ee2dbccf93c8be84f2e494375d885/tumblr_inline_oi1an5YIKL1u3hfbm_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="626" data-orig-height="313"/></figure><p><b>wide, flatter noses</b> (though cheers to Disney for not putting button noses on their characters of color, although Esmerelda’s clothing design deserves another essay on Rromani stereotypes and there are some major issues with Pocahontas as well)</p>
<figure data-orig-width="621" data-orig-height="310" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cf1bb1115b150fc66fe3a135c2b1f7ae/tumblr_inline_oi1anhfdcO1u3hfbm_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="621" data-orig-height="310"/></figure><p>And then a few <b>misc noses</b> (again, props for Jasmine’s nose not being a button):</p>
<figure data-orig-width="466" data-orig-height="155" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4c972fc2df9f1f9fd3025d72babafcef/tumblr_inline_oi1anq7O7d1u3hfbm_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="466" data-orig-height="155"/></figure><hr><p>Apart from just the design of Gothel, there’s also the whole: <b>“obviously ‘other’ (read Jewish) woman kidnaps the pretty blonde (read: gentile) kid to use her for ritualistic/magical purposes”</b></p>
<p>Like that right there <b><i>on top of</i> </b>the aesthetic Jewish-coding is what pushed the antisemitic caricature over the top for me.  It harkens back to antisemitic blood libel that claimed that Jews stole gentile children for all manner of nefarious reasons. Even when Gothel is in “mother” role to Rapunzel, she’s is shown as nagging and passive aggressive, both antisemitic stereotypes of Jewish women.</p>
<p><b>There is no one thing that makes her an antisemitic caricature, but the design, plus the storyline she plays out, plus her characterization cement the overall character as antisemitic.  </b></p>
<p>Jew-coding a villain is not in itself always antisemitic when there are also Jewish coded <b>heroes</b>. Rapunzel does not have that.</p>
<p>Having a villain steal a baby for magical/ritualistic reasons is not always antisemitic as long as the villain is not Jew-coded.  Rapunzel fails this as well.</p>
<p>Having a nagging and passive aggressive mother character is not antisemitic provided that she is not, again, coded as Jewish.  Rapunzel fails once again.</p>
<p>Hope this helps.</p>
<hr><p><b>EDIT: </b><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mjHVWLfz9CujkJO8PWDNbUA">@ariminak</a> pointed out that some of my wording made it sound like Gothel’s features <i>only</i> stereotypically caricatured Ashkenazi women when in fact that is not the case.  I changed the language to remove that phrasing and make it clear that any ethnically Jewish women can be affected by this type of aesthetic trope. If you reblogged the old version, could you please delete it and reblog this one instead.</p>
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<p>Spread this version so people recognize that this stuff harms all Jewish women. <br/></p>
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<p>omfg can y’all chill the fuck out, any race can be portrayed as hero or villain, it’s a fucking kids movie not a political statement</p>
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<p>So I’m guessing you’re white and a gentile. As such, you’ve more than likely grown up looking at tv and movies and fairytales and seeing your face in those of the heroes.</p>
<p>Jewish people don’t get that.  When we are portrayed in live action, our characters are more often than not whitewashed and in other media, our features are used and caricaturized to create “evil looking” villains.</p>
<p>You don’t see it because you’ve been ingrained with the idea that “ethnic” features are just “how you make a character look evil.”  You don’t look at Gothel and see your mother.  You don’t see yourself and your people.  You don’t see decades of propaganda aimed at fostering hate against you and ultimately seeking to destroy you.  </p>
<p>But seeing how<a href="http://aworldinneedofmagic.tumblr.com/post/148709289078/drwhothefuckyouthinkyoutalkinto-gelopanda"> you also seem to think that saying you’re not attracted to <i>an entire race</i> of people ISN’T racist</a>, you really don’t get any say on any of this.</p>
<p>So really, you need to chill the fuck out and stop telling marginalized people to stop talking about the tools of our own marginalization.</p>
<p><b>Let’s play a game I like to call: <i>Movie Villain or Antisemitic Propaganda:</i></b></p>
<figure data-orig-width="726" data-orig-height="446" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ef40a021948f154c0b106784323660aa/tumblr_inline_oii52q367I1u3hfbm_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="726" data-orig-height="446"/></figure><p>Many “evil witch” tropes were built on European antisemitic stereotypes, not just in appearance but in the storylines they play out as well. Greediness, stealing children, killing children, hunger for power, etc.  <b>Every time a movie villain design uses stereotyped Jewish features to communicate “evilness” to an audience, they perpetuate the marginalization of the people they are using. </b></p>
<p>One big issue I have is that Gothel’s didn’t start out as the antisemitic caricature that made it to screen.  Much of the early concept art has a more dark romanticism feel.  </p>
<figure data-orig-width="750" data-orig-height="453" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6a26a0b8632d40346b1b4541b6829f02/tumblr_inline_oii6kjyfLA1u3hfbm_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="750" data-orig-height="453"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="750" data-orig-height="453" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ad784bf14cf3600fc783cb3f6b9f0c70/tumblr_inline_oii6kjtoI61u3hfbm_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="750" data-orig-height="453"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="1100" data-orig-height="741" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8163c91a59863a27fef98dcb16bd8782/tumblr_inline_oii6kk5zKZ1u3hfbm_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1100" data-orig-height="741"/></figure><p>They changed the original design. Presumably to make Gothel more “other” from the good characters in the movie. <b> At some point, a decision was made that dark curly hair and a hooked nose wound better convey their villain.</b></p>
<p>It really doesn’t matter if any of this was intentional, I’d actually bet that it wasn’t.  However, antisemitic tropes are so engrained in our societies that people like you, even when confronted with a step by step break down of what it is, feel comfortable thinking that there’s nothing wrong with it and mocking those calling it out as if we are overreacting.</p>
<p>You seem to have completely ignored the majority of my post.  It is the character design, plus the characterization, plus the story line that mirrors blood libel that makes Gothel an antisemitic character. <b> It’s not just about someone of a certain race or ethnicity being a villain.  It’s about how stereotypes of a certain ethnic group are understood as “villainous” due to villains being repeatedly coded as Jewish over decades of film and tv.</b></p>
<p>And contrary to your naive belief, all media is political to some extent. Every time a historically present minority is not included in film (ex: lily-white Harlem in Fantastical Beasts) or when a minority character is whitewashed, or when the “ethnic” features of a minority are used almost universally to portray bad guys, it is a political and social issue.  <b>When you never see yourselves as the people who play the hero or even see your people existing in a portrayal of a place where they should be, it is not benign.</b></p>
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<p>Reblogging again for these additions.</p>
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<p>I’m not Jewish, but I can imagine seeing yourself villanized again and again must wear on you so hard (like queer coded villains do on me). The stereotypes are so insidious, I didn’t even realize she was Jewish coded until I saw this post for the first time, and since then I’ve been able to pick up on more anti-semitic media.</p>
<p>Stay cognizant!  </p>
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<p>This is a writing blog so fellow writers! Please take a good look at your villains— even if they’re not Jewish, it can be antisemitic. Thanks. - A Jew™️</p>
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<p>I have a feeling this is all baseless, and groundless. If you’re assuming a character has to be a negative Jewish stereotype because you stereotype those features as bein Jewish. The one with the issue might be you</p>
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<p>Mother Gothel has a similar facial structure as Cruella De Vil. Pointy cheekbones and chin, etc. </p>
<figure data-orig-width="1600" data-orig-height="921" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ca38ab88da550b0df2c068dd610b59e/tumblr_inline_pc3u94DPjC1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1600" data-orig-height="921"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="1003" data-orig-height="1458" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/20fba8157c93162a45ad83687045c4f4/tumblr_inline_pc3u9lFuTT1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1003" data-orig-height="1458"/></figure><p>She isn’t any shade specifically darker than any of the other characters. They deliberately chose pictures where Mother Gothel is either in the darkened tower, or it is night time. </p>
<p>Also, they only compared Mother Gothel to other Disney protags rather than other Disney villains or even Disney characters who are older. Disney typically uses very angular features to convey villains. </p>
<figure data-orig-width="720" data-orig-height="480" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3257bff02583d7625f8fcc6d0450151/tumblr_inline_pc3uhqneNm1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="720" data-orig-height="480"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="1808" data-orig-height="1080" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eff51a7ac3da026cbd5c35bd2306849c/tumblr_inline_pc3ui75cWO1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1808" data-orig-height="1080"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1424"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4ca1d9a7d7d1d683fd24d2c7f6246df5/tumblr_inline_pc3yjcMx4N1tx5uef_1280.png" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1424"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="300" data-orig-height="240" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d881a63a0254cc8fbf8eaa8492f1fd52/tumblr_inline_pc3uji270c1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="300" data-orig-height="240"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="220" data-orig-height="322"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c053cbc17b4281c43e68dcf5d064a1c/tumblr_inline_pc3uuf11sU1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="220" data-orig-height="322"/></figure><p>Cruella has an upwards turned nose like most disney protags. It’s just sharper to go along with her other angular features.</p>
<figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="375" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d000718627c5d7f706927ed24f5fdb53/tumblr_inline_pc3uvwOH951tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="375"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="1440" data-orig-height="1080" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c1714d66f95acfb83d0fa651a638290/tumblr_inline_pc3uw9SJcB1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1440" data-orig-height="1080"/></figure><p>Hell you can even compare her to Maleficent</p>
<figure data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="300" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f71a5ad89503be687d6983421b7ee8f4/tumblr_inline_pc3uxnYbqh1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="300"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="628" data-orig-height="418" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/194eadb0b5f82c48995786391f23de4d/tumblr_inline_pc3v17KSkb1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="628" data-orig-height="418"/></figure><p>Who you can see has no hooked or curved nose. In fact, her nose is more flat, similar to Jasmine.</p>
<p>Also, many characters change from their concept art. Dr. Facilier went from this</p>
<figure data-orig-width="371" data-orig-height="480" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8a288ad68dcba5beb215b58355329452/tumblr_inline_pc3upqCyHv1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="371" data-orig-height="480"/></figure><p>to this </p>
<figure data-orig-width="435" data-orig-height="800" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8f165821d091d813a248966d7f907eaf/tumblr_inline_pc3uqz4ODa1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="435" data-orig-height="800"/></figure><p>The change from her hair being straight to curly has nothing to do with making her more “Jewish coded”. It’s the visual difference between her and Rapunzel, also, if anyone has forgotten… <i>Rapunzel’s natural hair color is brown, not blonde.</i></p>
<figure data-orig-width="504" data-orig-height="460" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/54cf4524541b7c090e850bbe5e8f216d/tumblr_inline_pc3v6dvQEX1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="504" data-orig-height="460"/></figure><p>If they wanted to make a character Jewish coded, then why just stop at curly hair and hooked nose? Many people, of various religions, races, and cultures have hooked noses and curly dark hair. Why not just go the full yard if you wanted to make a Jewish coded character that is anti-Semitic? Why not give her Jewish clothing and make her look ugly, gross, and dirty? </p>
<figure data-orig-width="512" data-orig-height="636" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9e1be5f1a6be51a1d48f412816d5eabd/tumblr_inline_pc3v9nvIuZ1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="512" data-orig-height="636"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="717" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ab077d76ddf1a292292d6bc02440a081/tumblr_inline_pc3va6j6LP1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="717"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="375" data-orig-height="255" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d59c6b2ad84f8509e38267470b500ffb/tumblr_inline_pc3vb30xWY1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="375" data-orig-height="255"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="407" data-orig-height="600" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/44e6d379c41c9d3b418ad21fbf60cb23/tumblr_inline_pc3vbmA1ES1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="407" data-orig-height="600"/></figure><p>They deliberately manipulated information and pointed out something and said, “See, Jewish stereotype.” even though you can see from mother Gothel’s profile picture, <i>her nose isn’t even hooked</i>. They’re picking out things that <i>could be</i> Jewish features or stereotypes and then saying that they are. </p>
<p>“She’s greedy and evil” and so are pretty much all other Disney Villains. Ya know… gotta be evil to be a villain. Dr. Faciler, Gaston, The Evil Queen, Maleficent, Jafar, Scar… need I list more villains? Being evil and greedy =/= being jewish coded because evil and greedy are common traits of villains, <i>even within </i><br/></p>
<p>“She has dark curly hair” so does Esmeralda and Moana. <br/></p>
<p>“Hooked nose.” her nose isn’t even hooked. It’s flat, similar to Maleficent’s. Anytime someone’s head is bent or leaning forward, naturally, their nose will appear more hooked. that’s just anatomy. That happens to <i>everyone</i>. Hell, you can even see in the images <i>her nose isn’t hooked</i>. <br/></p>
<p>If you can’t tell the difference between a Jewish caricature and Mother Gothel, then I think that’s a you problem. Stereotypes are not exclusive to one group. In fact, implying that is <i>even more racist and anti-semitic </i>than the character. </p>
<p>Hell, in fact, prior to the 20th century, <i>red curly hair</i> was associated with Jewish people. So by that logic, Merida must be Jewish coded… but because she is <i>good</i> and looks like a Disney protag, she <i>can’t</i> be Jewish coded because she doesn’t have enough “Jewish stereotypes”. </p>
<p>The stereotype of Jewish people being greedy originates from when Jewish people were legally restricted to being usurers… Which is where the stereotype comes from. However, even in Jewish religion and mythology, greed, as in any other religion, is often portrayed as a negative or bad trait. </p>
<p>The irony is that they can only see Jewish stereotypes in <i>villainous characters</i> but can’t see any in the protagonists or heroes.</p>
<figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="400" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5dab9038b1c45aa7d8afd2a14fd57fdd/tumblr_inline_pc3wmuk1ny1tx5uef_1280.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="400"/></figure><p>Esmeralda (from Frollo’s perspective) is associated with sin and temptation… which is another Jewish stereotype (Beautiful Jewess / Belle Juive) and she has dark, curly hair (another Jewish stereotype). </p>
<p>Merida has curly red hair, which was a Jewish stereotype before the 10th century. If we’re going this loosely based on stereotypes, you can even argue that Queen Eleanor is “Jewish-coded” because she is nagging, protective, and motherly. Ya know, the Jewish mother/wife stereotype. </p>
<p>So you have two arguably Jewish-coded heroines and protags yet no one can see the Jewish stereotypes in them because they are <i>the good guys</i>. Or because they don’t have <i>certain</i> Jewish stereotypes.</p>
<p>The thing is, stereotypes, are not all inherently bad, or rather, not all stereotypes are negative. Not all stereotypes originate from oppressors or people that are anti-semitic, racist, etc. Some stereotypes are often used as stock characters by people of a race or culture. Not every stereotype is exclusive to Jewish people either or even originates with anti-semitism. </p>
<p>If you can <i>only</i> see yourself in villains then maybe it’s you rather than the creators or characters. You literally picked the bare minimum and made a mountain out of an ant hill.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Maybe it’s me, but isn’t that shape of nose called the ROMAN nose? The propaganda ones seem a lot fatter and bulbous to me.</p>
</blockquote>
<p><i>&gt;

They changed the original design. Presumably to make Gothel more “other” from the good characters in the movie.

</i></p><p>Why, yes, the child kidnapper and abuser villain whose entire character motivation is based on <b>being different</b> is designed not to look like regular people, especially her “daughter”. Even her clothes are deliberately anachronistic.</p></blockquote>

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    the good guys: ORD OF THE RINGS
 RANDOM FACTS
 thar
 eveRy Fan should kou
 AKT 2)
 The hobbits are actually a sub-group of men. They
 appeared in the First Age and lived by the river, pawing
 unnoticed by other races until the Third Age, when they
 settled in The Shire with the penmission of th. Kng of
 Arthedain (a kingdom of men in the north).
 The ifespan of a hobbit is longerthan that of regular
 The oldest known
 was the Old Took, who reached 1yo years. Bilbo ouelived
 the Old Took, by the time of his departure to the
 Undying Lands he was 13a years old
 Hebbits have an innate ablity to theow stones with a
 very accurate aiming. You can see in the movies how this
 s depicted, an Merry and Pippin throw stones at the ores
 n The Felowship of the Ring and in The Two Towersy
 and Bibe does so in
 Hobbit trilogy.
 to be as beautiful
 as the fairest maid to
 ever wak the world, Lothien, and shares many
 similitudes with her. The biggest one is the fact that
 both were immortal maids that fel in love with amortal
 man, choosing death in oeder to be with them.
 Arwen, Elrond has
 Elrohir They used to ride with the Rangers of the North
 and deeply hated the orcs, as their mother, Celebrian,
 was ambushed and tormented by them, damaging her
 Earth forever
 No partofthe books ever mentiens Legolas's hair
 celoue. It could be assumed that he is likely to be blonde
 due to his father's golden hair, but chances are that he
 could be dark haired, as some ilustrations depict him
 The reason for Boromir's presence in Rivendell is that his
 brother, Faramis, had a recurrent dream that little after
 Beromir dreamt toe, so he was seeking the advice o
 Elrond. In the dream a veice said some kind ef profecy
 which basicaly meant that they should look for Aragan
 in Rivendell, the One Ring was about to waken and the
 war for Middle Earth was about te begin
 Gollum story has some pretty dark and grim parts. It
 among the
 blood-drinking ghost that crept into the holes to find
 the young" and "slipped through windows to find
 cradles, suggesting that Gelum ate human children
 and babies when be could find them.
 When the Felowship is about to leave Lethorien
 Galadriel orders Gimli to ask for a gift (this can be seen
 n the extended edition of the movie), He anks fora
 single strand of Galadriel's hai, she then proceeds to cut
 three of them and gives them te GimE. What bringsa
 deep and signficant meaning to this gift, is the fact that
 she wn asked for the same thrice by the most badass of
 all the elves that ever lved, Feanor, but she always
 Many think that al the good guys in The Lord of the
 ings are white-skinned and beautiful and all the bad
 and ugy. That's not true
 There was a tribe of men caled the Druedain that lived
 within the berders of
 oGondor. These
 were short, dark skinned andr in tho eyes ofelves
 other men, ugly. Yet they were mever corrupted by evil,
 hated the orcs and his actionswere key in the outcome
 of the Battle of the Pelennos, as they aided the Rohirrim
 to arrive on time through the woods
 Char's all FoR nouu. Chank you
 FOR
 youR atcencion.
 Sorry, just ran out of potatoes
 Here's a jicama for the long post
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                the good guys: ORD OF THE RINGS
 RANDOM FACTS
 thar
 eveRy Fan should kou
 AKT 2)
 The hobbits are actually a sub-group of men. They
 appeared in the First Age and lived by the river, pawing
 unnoticed by other races until the Third Age, when they
 settled in The Shire with the penmission of th. Kng of
 Arthedain (a kingdom of men in the north).
 The ifespan of a hobbit is longerthan that of regular
 The oldest known
 was the Old Took, who reached 1yo years. Bilbo ouelived
 the Old Took, by the time of his departure to the
 Undying Lands he was 13a years old
 Hebbits have an innate ablity to theow stones with a
 very accurate aiming. You can see in the movies how this
 s depicted, an Merry and Pippin throw stones at the ores
 n The Felowship of the Ring and in The Two Towersy
 and Bibe does so in
 Hobbit trilogy.
 to be as beautiful
 as the fairest maid to
 ever wak the world, Lothien, and shares many
 similitudes with her. The biggest one is the fact that
 both were immortal maids that fel in love with amortal
 man, choosing death in oeder to be with them.
 Arwen, Elrond has
 Elrohir They used to ride with the Rangers of the North
 and deeply hated the orcs, as their mother, Celebrian,
 was ambushed and tormented by them, damaging her
 Earth forever
 No partofthe books ever mentiens Legolas's hair
 celoue. It could be assumed that he is likely to be blonde
 due to his father's golden hair, but chances are that he
 could be dark haired, as some ilustrations depict him
 The reason for Boromir's presence in Rivendell is that his
 brother, Faramis, had a recurrent dream that little after
 Beromir dreamt toe, so he was seeking the advice o
 Elrond. In the dream a veice said some kind ef profecy
 which basicaly meant that they should look for Aragan
 in Rivendell, the One Ring was about to waken and the
 war for Middle Earth was about te begin
 Gollum story has some pretty dark and grim parts. It
 among the
 blood-drinking ghost that crept into the holes to find
 the young" and "slipped through windows to find
 cradles, suggesting that Gelum ate human children
 and babies when be could find them.
 When the Felowship is about to leave Lethorien
 Galadriel orders Gimli to ask for a gift (this can be seen
 n the extended edition of the movie), He anks fora
 single strand of Galadriel's hai, she then proceeds to cut
 three of them and gives them te GimE. What bringsa
 deep and signficant meaning to this gift, is the fact that
 she wn asked for the same thrice by the most badass of
 all the elves that ever lved, Feanor, but she always
 Many think that al the good guys in The Lord of the
 ings are white-skinned and beautiful and all the bad
 and ugy. That's not true
 There was a tribe of men caled the Druedain that lived
 within the berders of
 oGondor. These
 were short, dark skinned andr in tho eyes ofelves
 other men, ugly. Yet they were mever corrupted by evil,
 hated the orcs and his actionswere key in the outcome
 of the Battle of the Pelennos, as they aided the Rohirrim
 to arrive on time through the woods
 Char's all FoR nouu. Chank you
 FOR
 youR atcencion.
 Sorry, just ran out of potatoes
 Here's a jicama for the long post
LOTR Random Facts #2
                
            

            
            
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    the good guys: today marks me being done with antifa
 forever. people i thought were my
 comrades pushed me down to avoid
 getting beat themselves.
 fireworks started getting thrown (who the fucks idea was
 that you can get arrested for that what the fuck is wrong
 with all of you were supposed to be the good guys...)
 and shortly after, the stampede started.
 i was immediately pushed down by my antifa 'comrades' so
 that they could escape without getting put in harms way
 themselves... absolutely disgusting..
 i hate to say this but... ive never seen the trump people do
 that
 ....are you sure were the good guys?
 because im 100% over antifa after todays events
 fucking push me down so you dont suffer from your own
 actions.. no wonder trump won the election... you people
 have no morals whatsoever
 13
 u Share
<p><a href="http://raven-against-bullshit.tumblr.com/post/159754711340/chathurlant-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">raven-against-bullshit</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://chathurlant.tumblr.com/post/159717580824/celticpyro-general-lee-official-okay-but-real" class="tumblr_blog">chathurlant</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/159709794254/general-lee-official-okay-but-real-talk-kudos" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://general-lee-official.tumblr.com/post/159709738186" class="tumblr_blog">general-lee-official</a>:</p>
<blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="396" data-orig-width="681"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/49b591454ab95439af152ec6531374ea/tumblr_inline_oolj2aTxe41sve1eu_540.jpg" data-orig-height="396" data-orig-width="681"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>Okay but real talk, kudos to this dude for recognizing he was part of a shit movement and leaving.<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>“Aren’t we supposed to be the good guys?”</p>
<p>It’s really hard to admit when something you’ve invested so much time and energy into and believe is the right thing ends up betraying you. Good for him for being able to realize that and walk away.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Yeah, props to this guy.</p></blockquote>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                the good guys: today marks me being done with antifa
 forever. people i thought were my
 comrades pushed me down to avoid
 getting beat themselves.
 fireworks started getting thrown (who the fucks idea was
 that you can get arrested for that what the fuck is wrong
 with all of you were supposed to be the good guys...)
 and shortly after, the stampede started.
 i was immediately pushed down by my antifa 'comrades' so
 that they could escape without getting put in harms way
 themselves... absolutely disgusting..
 i hate to say this but... ive never seen the trump people do
 that
 ....are you sure were the good guys?
 because im 100% over antifa after todays events
 fucking push me down so you dont suffer from your own
 actions.. no wonder trump won the election... you people
 have no morals whatsoever
 13
 u Share
<p><a href="http://raven-against-bullshit.tumblr.com/post/159754711340/chathurlant-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">raven-against-bullshit</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://chathurlant.tumblr.com/post/159717580824/celticpyro-general-lee-official-okay-but-real" class="tumblr_blog">chathurlant</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/159709794254/general-lee-official-okay-but-real-talk-kudos" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://general-lee-official.tumblr.com/post/159709738186" class="tumblr_blog">general-lee-official</a>:</p>
<blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="396" data-orig-width="681"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/49b591454ab95439af152ec6531374ea/tumblr_inline_oolj2aTxe41sve1eu_540.jpg" data-orig-height="396" data-orig-width="681"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>Okay but real talk, kudos to this dude for recognizing he was part of a shit movement and leaving.<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>“Aren’t we supposed to be the good guys?”</p>
<p>It’s really hard to admit when something you’ve invested so much time and energy into and believe is the right thing ends up betraying you. Good for him for being able to realize that and walk away.</p>
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<p>Yeah, props to this guy.</p></blockquote>
                
            

            
            
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    the good guys: What ta Watch
 start
 Are you watching
 with children?
 Do you have to
 watch it with
 No
 Yes
 No
 them?
 Are the kids
 YesFeeling
 frightened
 easily?
 Girls only?
 nostalgic?- No>
 Muppets or
 music?
 YesOld made new, or
 No
 No
 just old?
 The Secrot
 Garden
 Alice in
 Rango
 Old
 Yo Gabba

 Yo Gabba
 Gabbat
 Freaks and
 Geeks
 The Nightmare
 efore Christmas
 Sherlock (BBC)
 ParaNorman
 No
 Classic mystery
 or thriller
 cliffhanger?
 Coming of age60
 story line?
 Do you want the
 most intense
 30 or 60
 minutes?
 Tv series or
 Crime drama?
 No
 made?
 30
 Focus on the
 good guys or
 bad guys?
 Escape with
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 some fantasy/-K No
 sci-17
 Politics and fast
 talking?
 Breaking Bad
 Bad
 Head to outer
 space?
 Law & Orders
 Sons of Anarchy
 No
 Kevin, Verbal
 Kent, Spacey?
 Steeped in
 history?
 Star Trek: TNG
 Explore or War?
 Less science,
 more fiction?
 No
 No
 Battlestar
 Galacticaar
 The House of
 Cards
 The Tudors
 The WalkingY
 Dead
 The West Wing
 Do you like
 Twin PeaksYesthings to be a
 little strange?
 Lost
 Highschool of
 the Dead
 Yes
 Family Guy
 Mad Men No_-
 You want to see
 things in B&W?
 Gratuitous
 No
 No 〉4-- cleavage and up.
 skirt shots?
 Dick and fart
 The Twillight
 Zone
 jokes, with
 random musical
 interludes?
 Ye)
 Animated?
 No

 Dick and fart
 The Twillight
 Zone
 Nojokes, with
 Yes)+
 ←
 Animated?
 random musical
 interludes?
 A little more
 childish or a little
 World-class
 social
 commentary?
 No
 YesThe X-Files
 Do you want to
 remember
 laughter?
 Do you ike the
 paranormal?
 Futurama
 South Park
 Do you want to
 watch the most
 pred up show
 on Netfix?
 Do you want to
 do as little
 thinking as
 possible?
 Ren & Stimpy
 Show
 Do you dig
 British humour?
 No
 Archer
 Skit show
 No
 Frasier
 Do you like
 things to get a
 littte odd, a littie
 quirky?
 Are you really
 Nointo weed and
 Do you reckon to
 be a bit of a
 sophisticate?
 Fawity Towers
 Chappelle's
 Show
 No
 No
 Do you want a
 show with
 astounding
 rewatchability?
 The Kids in the
 sh't hawks
 Are you realty
 into football?
 No
 circling in the
 sh't winds?
 Trailer Park Boys
 The League
 WorkaholicsNo
 Arrested
 Sunny in
 Philadelphia
 Satire or
 insanity?
 e Upon a Time
 in the West
 Louie
 Do you find
 awkward
 situations funny?
 Parks and
 Old
 Cheers
 No
 Columbomore
 You want to go
 oldschool or
 keep it fresh?
 Are you about
 the solution, or
 the process?
 The Rockford
 Files
 Mystery or
 Space?
 Are you
 extremely
 nostalgic?
 Star Trek
 Want your night
 True Grit
 No
 Yesto be action
 packed?

 Want your night
 True Grit
 Firefly
 Horses, boots
 Have you seen
 NoThe Terminator?
 Noand 10-gallion
 hats?
 Black Hawk
 Down
 (Yes
 Terminator 2:
 Judgment Day
 Do you want to
 keep it serious?
 Do you consider
 snowboard films
 documentaries?
 What about a
 No
 Set in the future
 or present day?
 Art of Flight
 Do you want to
 have your face
 melted off froem
 maximum rock?
 Top Gun
 Aeon Flux
 Yes)--Year of the Horse
 Take it to the
 Pain or Paint?
 streets? No
 murderers and
 madness?
 Do you want to
 Nojust how
 Gift Shop
 religion can be?
 Should there be
 Are you a Woody
 Allen fan? Or
 would you like to
 become one?
 chainsaw at
 An
 Woody Allen: A
 The Evil Dead
 Three parts
 classic horror
 one part
 something new?
 Cabin in the
 Grizzly Man
 Do subtities
 bother you
 Man on Wire
 the sense out ofNo
 Duck Soup
 Session 9
 Ferris Buellers
 Day Off
 Are you in the
 mood to laugh?
 Do you find
 clever wordplayNo
 Do you mind it
 when people
 break out
 Do you want
 some drama with
 your laughter?
 No
 Are you adverse
 Happy Gilmore
 white?
 Do you want to
 Do you like your
 humor to be
 more or less
 Do you love Paul
 Newman? Do
 great, or
 you want to?
 Slap Shot
 Gritty or pretty?
 Clerks

 Slap Shot
 Grity or pretty?
 Clerks
 Slow-paced
 ManHattan
 Yesquirky romantic
 Trainspotting
 indie?
 Do you hunger
 for adventure?
 Lost in
 YesWere you a fan of
 Yes
 Big Fish
 Firefly?
 Super 8 Yes
 Star Trek : The
 Wrath of Khan
 Want some thrills
 Do you like main
 The Hunger
 Games
 with yourYesrollis to be played
 adventure?
 No
 by kids?
 Do you enjoy
 diatribes entirely
 unrelated to the
 plot?
 Are you upset by
 No〉←- seeing drug use?
 Care for some
 criminal intent?
 Hustle & Flow
 YesDo you love hip-
 YesReservoir Dogs
 Yes
 Mob story
 hop?
 No
 No
 Miller's CrossingYes
 Clay Pigeons
 Hypothetically
 The Girl who
 Played with Fire
 Have you seen
 the original Girl
 with the Dragon
 Tattoo?
 Nowould a long
 Ready for some
 romance?
 Yes
 No
 brutal rape scene
 ruin your night?
 Have you seen
 The Girl Who
 Played with Fire?
 Girl with the
 Dragon Tattoo
 Yes
 Pi
 Are subtitles
 going to be aNobe completelyXYes
 Do you want to
 Kicked the
 Yes
 problem?
 Keep it mellow?Yes
 No
 TomCruise or 4 (Yes
 Matt Damon
 Midnight Cowboy
 NoThe Machinist
 Good Will
 Hunting
 Vanilla Sky
 Matt
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                the good guys: What ta Watch
 start
 Are you watching
 with children?
 Do you have to
 watch it with
 No
 Yes
 No
 them?
 Are the kids
 YesFeeling
 frightened
 easily?
 Girls only?
 nostalgic?- No>
 Muppets or
 music?
 YesOld made new, or
 No
 No
 just old?
 The Secrot
 Garden
 Alice in
 Rango
 Old
 Yo Gabba

 Yo Gabba
 Gabbat
 Freaks and
 Geeks
 The Nightmare
 efore Christmas
 Sherlock (BBC)
 ParaNorman
 No
 Classic mystery
 or thriller
 cliffhanger?
 Coming of age60
 story line?
 Do you want the
 most intense
 30 or 60
 minutes?
 Tv series or
 Crime drama?
 No
 made?
 30
 Focus on the
 good guys or
 bad guys?
 Escape with
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 some fantasy/-K No
 sci-17
 Politics and fast
 talking?
 Breaking Bad
 Bad
 Head to outer
 space?
 Law & Orders
 Sons of Anarchy
 No
 Kevin, Verbal
 Kent, Spacey?
 Steeped in
 history?
 Star Trek: TNG
 Explore or War?
 Less science,
 more fiction?
 No
 No
 Battlestar
 Galacticaar
 The House of
 Cards
 The Tudors
 The WalkingY
 Dead
 The West Wing
 Do you like
 Twin PeaksYesthings to be a
 little strange?
 Lost
 Highschool of
 the Dead
 Yes
 Family Guy
 Mad Men No_-
 You want to see
 things in B&W?
 Gratuitous
 No
 No 〉4-- cleavage and up.
 skirt shots?
 Dick and fart
 The Twillight
 Zone
 jokes, with
 random musical
 interludes?
 Ye)
 Animated?
 No

 Dick and fart
 The Twillight
 Zone
 Nojokes, with
 Yes)+
 ←
 Animated?
 random musical
 interludes?
 A little more
 childish or a little
 World-class
 social
 commentary?
 No
 YesThe X-Files
 Do you want to
 remember
 laughter?
 Do you ike the
 paranormal?
 Futurama
 South Park
 Do you want to
 watch the most
 pred up show
 on Netfix?
 Do you want to
 do as little
 thinking as
 possible?
 Ren & Stimpy
 Show
 Do you dig
 British humour?
 No
 Archer
 Skit show
 No
 Frasier
 Do you like
 things to get a
 littte odd, a littie
 quirky?
 Are you really
 Nointo weed and
 Do you reckon to
 be a bit of a
 sophisticate?
 Fawity Towers
 Chappelle's
 Show
 No
 No
 Do you want a
 show with
 astounding
 rewatchability?
 The Kids in the
 sh't hawks
 Are you realty
 into football?
 No
 circling in the
 sh't winds?
 Trailer Park Boys
 The League
 WorkaholicsNo
 Arrested
 Sunny in
 Philadelphia
 Satire or
 insanity?
 e Upon a Time
 in the West
 Louie
 Do you find
 awkward
 situations funny?
 Parks and
 Old
 Cheers
 No
 Columbomore
 You want to go
 oldschool or
 keep it fresh?
 Are you about
 the solution, or
 the process?
 The Rockford
 Files
 Mystery or
 Space?
 Are you
 extremely
 nostalgic?
 Star Trek
 Want your night
 True Grit
 No
 Yesto be action
 packed?

 Want your night
 True Grit
 Firefly
 Horses, boots
 Have you seen
 NoThe Terminator?
 Noand 10-gallion
 hats?
 Black Hawk
 Down
 (Yes
 Terminator 2:
 Judgment Day
 Do you want to
 keep it serious?
 Do you consider
 snowboard films
 documentaries?
 What about a
 No
 Set in the future
 or present day?
 Art of Flight
 Do you want to
 have your face
 melted off froem
 maximum rock?
 Top Gun
 Aeon Flux
 Yes)--Year of the Horse
 Take it to the
 Pain or Paint?
 streets? No
 murderers and
 madness?
 Do you want to
 Nojust how
 Gift Shop
 religion can be?
 Should there be
 Are you a Woody
 Allen fan? Or
 would you like to
 become one?
 chainsaw at
 An
 Woody Allen: A
 The Evil Dead
 Three parts
 classic horror
 one part
 something new?
 Cabin in the
 Grizzly Man
 Do subtities
 bother you
 Man on Wire
 the sense out ofNo
 Duck Soup
 Session 9
 Ferris Buellers
 Day Off
 Are you in the
 mood to laugh?
 Do you find
 clever wordplayNo
 Do you mind it
 when people
 break out
 Do you want
 some drama with
 your laughter?
 No
 Are you adverse
 Happy Gilmore
 white?
 Do you want to
 Do you like your
 humor to be
 more or less
 Do you love Paul
 Newman? Do
 great, or
 you want to?
 Slap Shot
 Gritty or pretty?
 Clerks

 Slap Shot
 Grity or pretty?
 Clerks
 Slow-paced
 ManHattan
 Yesquirky romantic
 Trainspotting
 indie?
 Do you hunger
 for adventure?
 Lost in
 YesWere you a fan of
 Yes
 Big Fish
 Firefly?
 Super 8 Yes
 Star Trek : The
 Wrath of Khan
 Want some thrills
 Do you like main
 The Hunger
 Games
 with yourYesrollis to be played
 adventure?
 No
 by kids?
 Do you enjoy
 diatribes entirely
 unrelated to the
 plot?
 Are you upset by
 No〉←- seeing drug use?
 Care for some
 criminal intent?
 Hustle & Flow
 YesDo you love hip-
 YesReservoir Dogs
 Yes
 Mob story
 hop?
 No
 No
 Miller's CrossingYes
 Clay Pigeons
 Hypothetically
 The Girl who
 Played with Fire
 Have you seen
 the original Girl
 with the Dragon
 Tattoo?
 Nowould a long
 Ready for some
 romance?
 Yes
 No
 brutal rape scene
 ruin your night?
 Have you seen
 The Girl Who
 Played with Fire?
 Girl with the
 Dragon Tattoo
 Yes
 Pi
 Are subtitles
 going to be aNobe completelyXYes
 Do you want to
 Kicked the
 Yes
 problem?
 Keep it mellow?Yes
 No
 TomCruise or 4 (Yes
 Matt Damon
 Midnight Cowboy
 NoThe Machinist
 Good Will
 Hunting
 Vanilla Sky
 Matt
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    the good guys: What ta Watch
 start
 Are you watching
 with children?
 Do you have to
 watch it with
 No
 Yes
 No
 them?
 Are the kids
 YesFeeling
 frightened
 easily?
 Girls only?
 nostalgic?- No>
 Muppets or
 music?
 YesOld made new, or
 No
 No
 just old?
 The Secrot
 Garden
 Alice in
 Rango
 Old
 Yo Gabba

 Yo Gabba
 Gabbat
 Freaks and
 Geeks
 The Nightmare
 efore Christmas
 Sherlock (BBC)
 ParaNorman
 No
 Classic mystery
 or thriller
 cliffhanger?
 Coming of age60
 story line?
 Do you want the
 most intense
 30 or 60
 minutes?
 Tv series or
 Crime drama?
 No
 made?
 30
 Focus on the
 good guys or
 bad guys?
 Escape with
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 some fantasy/-K No
 sci-17
 Politics and fast
 talking?
 Breaking Bad
 Bad
 Head to outer
 space?
 Law & Orders
 Sons of Anarchy
 No
 Kevin, Verbal
 Kent, Spacey?
 Steeped in
 history?
 Star Trek: TNG
 Explore or War?
 Less science,
 more fiction?
 No
 No
 Battlestar
 Galacticaar
 The House of
 Cards
 The Tudors
 The WalkingY
 Dead
 The West Wing
 Do you like
 Twin PeaksYesthings to be a
 little strange?
 Lost
 Highschool of
 the Dead
 Yes
 Family Guy
 Mad Men No_-
 You want to see
 things in B&W?
 Gratuitous
 No
 No 〉4-- cleavage and up.
 skirt shots?
 Dick and fart
 The Twillight
 Zone
 jokes, with
 random musical
 interludes?
 Ye)
 Animated?
 No

 Dick and fart
 The Twillight
 Zone
 Nojokes, with
 Yes)+
 ←
 Animated?
 random musical
 interludes?
 A little more
 childish or a little
 World-class
 social
 commentary?
 No
 YesThe X-Files
 Do you want to
 remember
 laughter?
 Do you ike the
 paranormal?
 Futurama
 South Park
 Do you want to
 watch the most
 pred up show
 on Netfix?
 Do you want to
 do as little
 thinking as
 possible?
 Ren & Stimpy
 Show
 Do you dig
 British humour?
 No
 Archer
 Skit show
 No
 Frasier
 Do you like
 things to get a
 littte odd, a littie
 quirky?
 Are you really
 Nointo weed and
 Do you reckon to
 be a bit of a
 sophisticate?
 Fawity Towers
 Chappelle's
 Show
 No
 No
 Do you want a
 show with
 astounding
 rewatchability?
 The Kids in the
 sh't hawks
 Are you realty
 into football?
 No
 circling in the
 sh't winds?
 Trailer Park Boys
 The League
 WorkaholicsNo
 Arrested
 Sunny in
 Philadelphia
 Satire or
 insanity?
 e Upon a Time
 in the West
 Louie
 Do you find
 awkward
 situations funny?
 Parks and
 Old
 Cheers
 No
 Columbomore
 You want to go
 oldschool or
 keep it fresh?
 Are you about
 the solution, or
 the process?
 The Rockford
 Files
 Mystery or
 Space?
 Are you
 extremely
 nostalgic?
 Star Trek
 Want your night
 True Grit
 No
 Yesto be action
 packed?

 Want your night
 True Grit
 Firefly
 Horses, boots
 Have you seen
 NoThe Terminator?
 Noand 10-gallion
 hats?
 Black Hawk
 Down
 (Yes
 Terminator 2:
 Judgment Day
 Do you want to
 keep it serious?
 Do you consider
 snowboard films
 documentaries?
 What about a
 No
 Set in the future
 or present day?
 Art of Flight
 Do you want to
 have your face
 melted off froem
 maximum rock?
 Top Gun
 Aeon Flux
 Yes)--Year of the Horse
 Take it to the
 Pain or Paint?
 streets? No
 murderers and
 madness?
 Do you want to
 Nojust how
 Gift Shop
 religion can be?
 Should there be
 Are you a Woody
 Allen fan? Or
 would you like to
 become one?
 chainsaw at
 An
 Woody Allen: A
 The Evil Dead
 Three parts
 classic horror
 one part
 something new?
 Cabin in the
 Grizzly Man
 Do subtities
 bother you
 Man on Wire
 the sense out ofNo
 Duck Soup
 Session 9
 Ferris Buellers
 Day Off
 Are you in the
 mood to laugh?
 Do you find
 clever wordplayNo
 Do you mind it
 when people
 break out
 Do you want
 some drama with
 your laughter?
 No
 Are you adverse
 Happy Gilmore
 white?
 Do you want to
 Do you like your
 humor to be
 more or less
 Do you love Paul
 Newman? Do
 great, or
 you want to?
 Slap Shot
 Gritty or pretty?
 Clerks

 Slap Shot
 Grity or pretty?
 Clerks
 Slow-paced
 ManHattan
 Yesquirky romantic
 Trainspotting
 indie?
 Do you hunger
 for adventure?
 Lost in
 YesWere you a fan of
 Yes
 Big Fish
 Firefly?
 Super 8 Yes
 Star Trek : The
 Wrath of Khan
 Want some thrills
 Do you like main
 The Hunger
 Games
 with yourYesrollis to be played
 adventure?
 No
 by kids?
 Do you enjoy
 diatribes entirely
 unrelated to the
 plot?
 Are you upset by
 No〉←- seeing drug use?
 Care for some
 criminal intent?
 Hustle & Flow
 YesDo you love hip-
 YesReservoir Dogs
 Yes
 Mob story
 hop?
 No
 No
 Miller's CrossingYes
 Clay Pigeons
 Hypothetically
 The Girl who
 Played with Fire
 Have you seen
 the original Girl
 with the Dragon
 Tattoo?
 Nowould a long
 Ready for some
 romance?
 Yes
 No
 brutal rape scene
 ruin your night?
 Have you seen
 The Girl Who
 Played with Fire?
 Girl with the
 Dragon Tattoo
 Yes
 Pi
 Are subtitles
 going to be aNobe completelyXYes
 Do you want to
 Kicked the
 Yes
 problem?
 Keep it mellow?Yes
 No
 TomCruise or 4 (Yes
 Matt Damon
 Midnight Cowboy
 NoThe Machinist
 Good Will
 Hunting
 Vanilla Sky
 Matt
 more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM
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                the good guys: What ta Watch
 start
 Are you watching
 with children?
 Do you have to
 watch it with
 No
 Yes
 No
 them?
 Are the kids
 YesFeeling
 frightened
 easily?
 Girls only?
 nostalgic?- No>
 Muppets or
 music?
 YesOld made new, or
 No
 No
 just old?
 The Secrot
 Garden
 Alice in
 Rango
 Old
 Yo Gabba

 Yo Gabba
 Gabbat
 Freaks and
 Geeks
 The Nightmare
 efore Christmas
 Sherlock (BBC)
 ParaNorman
 No
 Classic mystery
 or thriller
 cliffhanger?
 Coming of age60
 story line?
 Do you want the
 most intense
 30 or 60
 minutes?
 Tv series or
 Crime drama?
 No
 made?
 30
 Focus on the
 good guys or
 bad guys?
 Escape with
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 some fantasy/-K No
 sci-17
 Politics and fast
 talking?
 Breaking Bad
 Bad
 Head to outer
 space?
 Law & Orders
 Sons of Anarchy
 No
 Kevin, Verbal
 Kent, Spacey?
 Steeped in
 history?
 Star Trek: TNG
 Explore or War?
 Less science,
 more fiction?
 No
 No
 Battlestar
 Galacticaar
 The House of
 Cards
 The Tudors
 The WalkingY
 Dead
 The West Wing
 Do you like
 Twin PeaksYesthings to be a
 little strange?
 Lost
 Highschool of
 the Dead
 Yes
 Family Guy
 Mad Men No_-
 You want to see
 things in B&W?
 Gratuitous
 No
 No 〉4-- cleavage and up.
 skirt shots?
 Dick and fart
 The Twillight
 Zone
 jokes, with
 random musical
 interludes?
 Ye)
 Animated?
 No

 Dick and fart
 The Twillight
 Zone
 Nojokes, with
 Yes)+
 ←
 Animated?
 random musical
 interludes?
 A little more
 childish or a little
 World-class
 social
 commentary?
 No
 YesThe X-Files
 Do you want to
 remember
 laughter?
 Do you ike the
 paranormal?
 Futurama
 South Park
 Do you want to
 watch the most
 pred up show
 on Netfix?
 Do you want to
 do as little
 thinking as
 possible?
 Ren & Stimpy
 Show
 Do you dig
 British humour?
 No
 Archer
 Skit show
 No
 Frasier
 Do you like
 things to get a
 littte odd, a littie
 quirky?
 Are you really
 Nointo weed and
 Do you reckon to
 be a bit of a
 sophisticate?
 Fawity Towers
 Chappelle's
 Show
 No
 No
 Do you want a
 show with
 astounding
 rewatchability?
 The Kids in the
 sh't hawks
 Are you realty
 into football?
 No
 circling in the
 sh't winds?
 Trailer Park Boys
 The League
 WorkaholicsNo
 Arrested
 Sunny in
 Philadelphia
 Satire or
 insanity?
 e Upon a Time
 in the West
 Louie
 Do you find
 awkward
 situations funny?
 Parks and
 Old
 Cheers
 No
 Columbomore
 You want to go
 oldschool or
 keep it fresh?
 Are you about
 the solution, or
 the process?
 The Rockford
 Files
 Mystery or
 Space?
 Are you
 extremely
 nostalgic?
 Star Trek
 Want your night
 True Grit
 No
 Yesto be action
 packed?

 Want your night
 True Grit
 Firefly
 Horses, boots
 Have you seen
 NoThe Terminator?
 Noand 10-gallion
 hats?
 Black Hawk
 Down
 (Yes
 Terminator 2:
 Judgment Day
 Do you want to
 keep it serious?
 Do you consider
 snowboard films
 documentaries?
 What about a
 No
 Set in the future
 or present day?
 Art of Flight
 Do you want to
 have your face
 melted off froem
 maximum rock?
 Top Gun
 Aeon Flux
 Yes)--Year of the Horse
 Take it to the
 Pain or Paint?
 streets? No
 murderers and
 madness?
 Do you want to
 Nojust how
 Gift Shop
 religion can be?
 Should there be
 Are you a Woody
 Allen fan? Or
 would you like to
 become one?
 chainsaw at
 An
 Woody Allen: A
 The Evil Dead
 Three parts
 classic horror
 one part
 something new?
 Cabin in the
 Grizzly Man
 Do subtities
 bother you
 Man on Wire
 the sense out ofNo
 Duck Soup
 Session 9
 Ferris Buellers
 Day Off
 Are you in the
 mood to laugh?
 Do you find
 clever wordplayNo
 Do you mind it
 when people
 break out
 Do you want
 some drama with
 your laughter?
 No
 Are you adverse
 Happy Gilmore
 white?
 Do you want to
 Do you like your
 humor to be
 more or less
 Do you love Paul
 Newman? Do
 great, or
 you want to?
 Slap Shot
 Gritty or pretty?
 Clerks

 Slap Shot
 Grity or pretty?
 Clerks
 Slow-paced
 ManHattan
 Yesquirky romantic
 Trainspotting
 indie?
 Do you hunger
 for adventure?
 Lost in
 YesWere you a fan of
 Yes
 Big Fish
 Firefly?
 Super 8 Yes
 Star Trek : The
 Wrath of Khan
 Want some thrills
 Do you like main
 The Hunger
 Games
 with yourYesrollis to be played
 adventure?
 No
 by kids?
 Do you enjoy
 diatribes entirely
 unrelated to the
 plot?
 Are you upset by
 No〉←- seeing drug use?
 Care for some
 criminal intent?
 Hustle & Flow
 YesDo you love hip-
 YesReservoir Dogs
 Yes
 Mob story
 hop?
 No
 No
 Miller's CrossingYes
 Clay Pigeons
 Hypothetically
 The Girl who
 Played with Fire
 Have you seen
 the original Girl
 with the Dragon
 Tattoo?
 Nowould a long
 Ready for some
 romance?
 Yes
 No
 brutal rape scene
 ruin your night?
 Have you seen
 The Girl Who
 Played with Fire?
 Girl with the
 Dragon Tattoo
 Yes
 Pi
 Are subtitles
 going to be aNobe completelyXYes
 Do you want to
 Kicked the
 Yes
 problem?
 Keep it mellow?Yes
 No
 TomCruise or 4 (Yes
 Matt Damon
 Midnight Cowboy
 NoThe Machinist
 Good Will
 Hunting
 Vanilla Sky
 Matt
 more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM
a-mouse-duh:

Well there goes the rest of my life.
                
            

            
            
a-mouse-duh:

Well there goes the rest of my life.