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Driving, Head, and Omg: Stuff
 late! I was doing
 Sorry I'm
 MJ!
 I'm "MJ"
 Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street
 in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown's cellular phone and observed a three-page
 text message from a womanho twnada previous sexual relationship with
 A verbal argument ensued d Brown pulled the yehicle over on an unknown street
 reached over Robyn F. with hisghehand, opene the car door and attempted to force
 her out. Brown was unable to force Roy Fout ofthe vehicle because she was wearing
 a seat belt. When he could not feorceherto exit, he took his right hand and shoved her
 head against he passenger windowof the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch
 raised cireular contusion.
 Robyn F. turned to face Brown andernched her in the left eye with his right hand. He
 then drove away in the yelicleard cononued to punch her in the face with his right
 hand while steering theehiclewt histeft hand. The assault caused Robyn Fs mouth
 to fill with blodd and blood te splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the
 vehicle.
 Brown lookeat Robyn andated.m golng to besthe shut of you ywhen we get
 homeYou wait and 3ee
 The detece said Rabyiy thm usedfiel tell phone to call her personal assistant
 Jentnier Rosales who did not answer
 Robyn F. pretended
 hier and stated, T'm on my wayeme Make sure the police
 are there when I gelthetob
 After Robyn F. faked theral Brown leak 2and stated, 'You just did the stupidest
 theverl Now.l'mi realy oing to lal you!
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Driving, Head, and Omg: Stuff Sorry I'm late! I was doing MJ! I'm "MJ" Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown's cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a womanho Brown had a previous sexual relationship with A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with hisright hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn our othe vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force herto exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised cireular contusion. Robyn F. turned to face Brown ande pnched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the yehicl hand while steering the vehicleth his left hand. The assault caused Robyn Fs mouth to fill with bloodand blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the ontinued to punch her in the face with his right vehicle. Brown lookeat Robyn F. and stated, I'm going to beat the sh-out of youwhen we get homelYou wait and seel The detectve said "Robyn E then used fhet cell phone to call her personal assistant Jernnifer Rosales, who did not answer Robyn F. pretended takto her and stated, I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I getatherop After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looke nd stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really Soing.to kill you! Stuff! OMG! NO! [SATIRE/META] A new twist on an old classic
Driving, Head, and Omg: Stuff
 Sorry I'm late! I was doing MJ!
 I'm "MJ"
 Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street
 in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown's cellular phone and observed a three-page
 text message from a womanho Brown had a previous sexual relationship with
 A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street,
 reached over Robyn F. with hisright hand, opened the car door and attempted to force
 her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn our othe vehicle because she was wearing
 a seat belt. When he could not force herto exit, he took his right hand and shoved her
 head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch
 raised cireular contusion.
 Robyn F. turned to face Brown ande pnched her in the left eye with his right hand. He
 then drove away in the yehicl
 hand while steering the vehicleth his left hand. The assault caused Robyn Fs mouth
 to fill with bloodand blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the
 ontinued to punch her in the face with his right
 vehicle.
 Brown lookeat Robyn F. and stated, I'm going to beat the sh-out of youwhen we get
 homelYou wait and seel
 The detectve said "Robyn E then used fhet cell phone to call her personal assistant
 Jernnifer Rosales, who did not answer
 Robyn F. pretended takto her and stated, I'm on my way home. Make sure the police
 are there when I getatherop
 After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looke nd stated, 'You just did the stupidest
 thing ever! Now I'm really Soing.to kill you!
 Stuff! OMG! NO!
[SATIRE/META] A new twist on an old classic

[SATIRE/META] A new twist on an old classic

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Facepalm, Fbi, and Phone: 1:411
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 (470) 397-8257>
 Good Morning
 who is this?
 Good Morning my name is John
 Kircher from the IMF Grant Office you
 ever heard of (IMF)?
 Fraudulent Scam Emails Using the Name of
 the IMF
 erivacy Policy
 Copyright and Usage
 How to Contact the IMF
 We would like to bring to the notice of the general
 public that several variants of financial scam letters
 purporting to be sanctioned by the International
 Monetary Fund (IMF) or authored by high ranking IMF
 officials are currently in circulation, and may appear
 on official letterhead containing the IMF logo. The
 scam letters instruct potential victims to contact the
 IMF for issuance of a "Certificate of International
 Capital Transfer" or other forms of approval, to enable
 them receives large sums of monies as beneficiaries
 The contact e-mail information is always BOGUS and
 unsuspecting individuals are then requested to send
 their personal banking details which the scammers
 utilize for their fraudulent activities.
 Contrary to what is stated in these scam e-mails,
 letters, or phone conversations, the IMF does NOT
 authorize, verify, monitor, or assist in contract or
 inheritance payments between third parties and/or
 Governments, nor does it endorse the activities of any
 bank, financial institution, or other public or private
 agency. For purposes of clarification, the IMF is an
 inter-governmental organization whose transactions
 and operations are carried out directly with its
 member countries
 If you have already received such e-mails, you are
 advised to terminate all further contacts with the
 scammers, and, in the event that you have sent them
 funds, contact your local law enforcement agency
 immediately. If you are resident in the United States
 you can also file a complaint wit
 Bureau of Investigation (FBI), through the following
 website: http://www.ic3.gov/default.aspx.
 ent
 the US Federal
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Trying to impersonate the IMF

Trying to impersonate the IMF

Best Friend, Complex, and Life: Put your iTunes on shuffie. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up. 2 28. Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? 29. 1 To you, what is the meaning of life? Do you believe in luck? What's the weather like right now? if you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. What do you think about most? What does your latest text message from 30. 31. 32. What time is it? 3. 33. Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? 34. What was the last book you read? 35. Do you have any nicknames? 36. What was the last movie you saw? 37. What's the worst injury you've ever had? 38. Have you ever caught a butterfly? 39. Do you have any obsessions right now? 40. What's your sexual orientation? 41 Ever had a rumour spread about you? 42. Do you believe in magic? 43. Do you tent to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? 44 What is your astrological sign? 45. Do you save money or spend it? 46 What's the last thing you purchased? 4 5 someone else say? 6 Do you sleep with or without on? What's your strangest talent? Even had a poem or song written about you? 7 8 Do you have any strange phobias? 10 9 Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? What's your religion? 12 11 f you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in 13. front of it? Simple but extremely complex Favorite band? Do you believe in karma? 16. 14. 15. 47. Love or lust? What does your URL mean? Have you ever gone skinny dipping? 18. 48. In a relationship? 49. How many relationships have you had? 50. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? 51 Where were you yesterday? 52. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? 53. Are you wearing socks right now? 54 What's your favourite animal? 55. What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? 56. Where is your best friend? 17. How do you vent your anger? Do you have a collection of anything? Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? 21 19 20. Are you happy with the person you've become? 22 What's a sound you hate; sound you love? Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? 24 23. Stick your right arm out what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. Smell the air. What do you smell? 57. What is your heritage? What were you doing last night at 12 AM? 25. 58. What's the worst place you have ever been to? Choose East Coast or West Coast? What do you think is Satan's last name? Be honest Ever gotten yourself off? 26. 59 27. 60. Let’s do this
Best Friend, Complex, and Life: Put your iTunes on shuffie. Give me the first 6
 songs that pop up.
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 28.
 Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
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 To you, what is the meaning of life?
 Do you believe in luck?
 What's the weather like right now?
 if you could meet anyone on this earth, who
 would it be?
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 give me line 17.
 What do you think about most?
 What does your latest text message from
 30.
 31.
 32.
 What time is it?
 3.
 33. Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
 34. What was the last book you read?
 35. Do you have any nicknames?
 36. What was the last movie you saw?
 37. What's the worst injury you've ever had?
 38. Have you ever caught a butterfly?
 39. Do you have any obsessions right now?
 40. What's your sexual orientation?
 41 Ever had a rumour spread about you?
 42. Do you believe in magic?
 43. Do you tent to hold grudges against people who
 have done you wrong?
 44 What is your astrological sign?
 45. Do you save money or spend it?
 46 What's the last thing you purchased?
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 Love or lust?
 What does your URL mean?
 Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
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 49. How many relationships have you had?
 50. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
 51 Where were you yesterday?
 52. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
 53. Are you wearing socks right now?
 54 What's your favourite animal?
 55. What is your secret weapon to get someone to
 like you?
 56. Where is your best friend?
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 How do you vent your anger?
 Do you have a collection of anything?
 Do you prefer talking on the phone or video
 chatting online?
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 Are you happy with the person you've become?
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 What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
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Let’s do this

Let’s do this

Best Friend, Complex, and Life: 1 28 Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? 29. To you, what is the meaning of life? 30. Do you believe in luck? 31. What's the weather like right now? 32. What time is it? 33. Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? 34. What was the last book you read? 35. Do you have any nicknames? 36. What was the last movie you saw 37, What's the worst injury youve ever had? 38. Have you ever caught a butterfly? 39. Do you have any obsessions right now? 40. What's your sexual orientation? 41 Ever had a rumour spread about you? 42. Do you believe in magic? 43 Do you tent to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? 44 What is your astrological sign? 45. Do you save money or spend it? 46 What's the last thing you purchased? 47 48. In a relationship? 49. How many relationships have you had? 50. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? 51. Where were you yesterday? 52 Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? 53. Are you wearing socks right now? 54 What's your favourite animal? 55. What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? 56 Where is your best friend? 57. What is your heritage? 58. What were you doing last night at 12 AM? 59 What do you think is Satan's last name? 60. Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up. If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? 2. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. 4 3. What do you think about most? 5 What does your latest text message from someone else say? 6 Do you sleep with_or without on? 7 What's your strangest talent? 8. Even had a poem or song written about you? 9. Do you have any strange phobias? 10. Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? 11 What's your religion? 12. If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? 13. Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? 14. Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? 15. Do you believe in karma? 16. What does your URL mean? 17. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? 18. How do you vent your anger? 19. Do you have a collection of anything? 20. Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? 21 Are you happy with the person you've become? 22 What's a sound you hate; sound you love? 23. Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? 24 Stick your right arm out what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm 25. Smell the air. What do you smell? 26 What's the worst place you have ever been to? 27. Choose East Coast or West Coast? Love or lust? Take a shot
Best Friend, Complex, and Life: 1
 28 Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
 29. To you, what is the meaning of life?
 30. Do you believe in luck?
 31. What's the weather like right now?
 32. What time is it?
 33. Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
 34. What was the last book you read?
 35. Do you have any nicknames?
 36. What was the last movie you saw
 37, What's the worst injury youve ever had?
 38. Have you ever caught a butterfly?
 39. Do you have any obsessions right now?
 40. What's your sexual orientation?
 41 Ever had a rumour spread about you?
 42. Do you believe in magic?
 43 Do you tent to hold grudges against people who
 have done you wrong?
 44 What is your astrological sign?
 45. Do you save money or spend it?
 46 What's the last thing you purchased?
 47
 48. In a relationship?
 49. How many relationships have you had?
 50. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
 51. Where were you yesterday?
 52 Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
 53. Are you wearing socks right now?
 54 What's your favourite animal?
 55. What is your secret weapon to get someone to
 like you?
 56 Where is your best friend?
 57. What is your heritage?
 58. What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
 59 What do you think is Satan's last name?
 60. Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
 Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6
 songs that pop up.
 If you could meet anyone on this earth, who
 would it be?
 2.
 Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23,
 give me line 17.
 4
 3.
 What do you think about most?
 5 What does your latest text message from
 someone else say?
 6 Do you sleep with_or without on?
 7 What's your strangest talent?
 8. Even had a poem or song written about you?
 9. Do you have any strange phobias?
 10. Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
 11 What's your religion?
 12. If you are outside, what are you most likely
 doing?
 13. Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in
 front of it?
 14. Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
 15. Do you believe in karma?
 16. What does your URL mean?
 17. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
 18. How do you vent your anger?
 19. Do you have a collection of anything?
 20. Do you prefer talking on the phone or video
 chatting online?
 21 Are you happy with the person you've become?
 22 What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
 23. Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
 24 Stick your right arm out what do you touch
 first? Do the same with your left arm
 25. Smell the air. What do you smell?
 26 What's the worst place you have ever been to?
 27. Choose East Coast or West Coast?
 Love or lust?
Take a shot

Take a shot

Best Friend, Complex, and Life: 28. Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? 29. To you, what is the meaning of life? 30. Do you believe in luck? 31. What's the weather like right now? 32. What time is it? 33. Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? 34. What was the last book you read? 35. Do you have any nicknames? 36. What was the last movie you saw? 37. What's the worst injury youve ever had? 38. Have you ever caught a butterfly? 39. Do you have any obsessions right now? 40. What's your sexual orientation? 41. Ever had a rumour spread about you? 42. Do you believe in magic? 43. Do you tent to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? 44 What is your astrological sign? 45 Do you save money or spend it? 46. What's the last thing you purchased? 47 48. In a relationship? 49 How many relationships have you had? 50. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? 51. Where were you yesterday? 52. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? 53. Are you wearing socks right now? 54 What's your favourite animal? 55 What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? 56. Where is your best friend? 57. What is your heritage? 58. What were you doing last night at 12 AM? 59 What do you think is Satan's last name? 60 Be honest Ever gotten yourself off? Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up. 2 1. If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. 4 3. What do you think about most? 5 What does your latest text message from someone else say? 6. Do you sleep with or without on? 7 What's your strangest talent? 8. Even had a poem or song written about you? 9. Do you have any strange phobias? 10. Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? 11 What's your religion? 12. If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? 13. Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? 14. Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? 15. Do you believe in karma? 16. What does your URL mean? 17. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? 18. How do you vent your anger? 19. Do you have a collection of anything? 20 Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? 21. Are you happy with the person you've become? 22. What's a sound you hate; sound you love? 23. Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? 24 Stick your right arm out what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm 25. Smell the air. What do you smell? 26 What's the worst place you have ever been to? 27. Choose East Coast or West Coast? Love or lust? Yeah
Best Friend, Complex, and Life: 28. Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
 29. To you, what is the meaning of life?
 30. Do you believe in luck?
 31. What's the weather like right now?
 32. What time is it?
 33. Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
 34. What was the last book you read?
 35. Do you have any nicknames?
 36. What was the last movie you saw?
 37. What's the worst injury youve ever had?
 38. Have you ever caught a butterfly?
 39. Do you have any obsessions right now?
 40. What's your sexual orientation?
 41. Ever had a rumour spread about you?
 42. Do you believe in magic?
 43. Do you tent to hold grudges against people who
 have done you wrong?
 44 What is your astrological sign?
 45 Do you save money or spend it?
 46. What's the last thing you purchased?
 47
 48. In a relationship?
 49 How many relationships have you had?
 50. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
 51. Where were you yesterday?
 52. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
 53. Are you wearing socks right now?
 54 What's your favourite animal?
 55 What is your secret weapon to get someone to
 like you?
 56. Where is your best friend?
 57. What is your heritage?
 58. What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
 59 What do you think is Satan's last name?
 60 Be honest Ever gotten yourself off?
 Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6
 songs that pop up.
 2
 1.
 If you could meet anyone on this earth, who
 would it be?
 Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23,
 give me line 17.
 4
 3.
 What do you think about most?
 5 What does your latest text message from
 someone else say?
 6. Do you sleep with or without on?
 7 What's your strangest talent?
 8. Even had a poem or song written about you?
 9. Do you have any strange phobias?
 10. Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
 11 What's your religion?
 12. If you are outside, what are you most likely
 doing?
 13. Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in
 front of it?
 14. Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
 15. Do you believe in karma?
 16. What does your URL mean?
 17. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
 18. How do you vent your anger?
 19. Do you have a collection of anything?
 20 Do you prefer talking on the phone or video
 chatting online?
 21. Are you happy with the person you've become?
 22. What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
 23. Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
 24 Stick your right arm out what do you touch
 first? Do the same with your left arm
 25. Smell the air. What do you smell?
 26 What's the worst place you have ever been to?
 27. Choose East Coast or West Coast?
 Love or lust?
Yeah

Yeah