🇲🇽 25+ Best Memes About Teeth

Skinny, Mega, and The Real: BELIWHEELS RUMBLING, TEETH CHOMPING, THEY LUMBERED INTO ACTION AND WROTE THEMSELVES A PAGE IN MEGA-CIY HISTORYT THEY WERE THE REAL HEAVY MOB THE OBESE ORGANISATION KNOWN AS REMEMBER OUR CODE STRIKE HARD: STRIKE NpI FAST EAT UP DGE FORWARD THE FAT CLEAR THE WAY, SKINNY Bruuup R SMITH Healthy at any Size

Healthy at any Size

Skyrim, Teeth, and Templates: when skyrim 100 templates have lasted longer than anything else and nobody says anything SNEAK 100 give me your teeth

give me your teeth

Alive, Head, and Love: of his curls as Jesper cupped his nape and drew him nearer. This was the kiss he'd been waiting for. It was a gunshot. It was prairie ire. It was the spin of Makker's Wheel. Jesper felt the pounding of his heart-or was it Wylan's? -like a stampede in his chest, and the only thought in his head was a happy, startled, Oh When Adam kissed him, it was every mile per hour Ronan had ever gone over the speed limit. It was every window-down, goose-bumps-on-skin, teeth-chattering-cold night drive. It was Adam's ribs under Ronan's hands and Adam's mouth on his mouth, again and again and again. It was stubble on lips and Ronan having to stop, to get his breath, to restart his heart. They theworldwashersforthereading: Wylan x Jesper (Six of Crows) and Adam x Ronan (The Raven Cycle) parallels (part 2). Both Jesper and Ronan compared their kiss to something dangerous and exciting and that makes them feel alive. AKA: they are both so in love

theworldwashersforthereading: Wylan x Jesper (Six of Crows) and Adam x Ronan (The Raven Cycle) parallels (part 2). Both Jesper and Ronan ...

Fake, Ugly, and Eczema: FaZe SpaceLyon@SpaceLy... 17h v things that DON'T make you ugly - acne being over/under weight - scars - stretch marks crooked/yellow teeth -body hair thinning hair psoriasis/eczema/rashes fat rolls amputations physical abnormalities things that DO make you ugly Being fake as hell 242 2108 11.6K Ç Made my day ❤

Made my day ❤

Bones, Health Insurance, and According: Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan According to most health insurance companies, teeth are luxury bones that I must pay more to continue enjoying DLC required

DLC required

America, Dicks, and Friends: siouxchiefsouschef @legitwidget overheard one kid at the Mall of America tell his friends he had to get his wisdom teeth out and his friend says "why? gotta make room for more dicks?" and wow insults have really come a long way since l was a kid The savagery via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2IwZV5K

The savagery via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2IwZV5K

America, Dicks, and Friends: siouxchiefsouschef @legitwidget overheard one kid at the Mall of America tell his friends he had to get his wisdom teeth out and his friend says "why? gotta make room for more dicks?" and wow insults have really come a long way since l was a kid The savagery

The savagery

Memes, True, and American: FIREARMS STAND NEXT IN IMPORTANCE TO THE CONSTITUTION ITSELF. FIREARMS ARE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE'S LIBERTY TEETH AND KEYSTONE UNDER INDEPENDENCE GEORGE WASHINGTON TURNING POINT USA So True! #GunsSaveLives

So True! #GunsSaveLives

Life, Smile, and Teeth: Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth

Bad, God, and Jesus: Kristen Hodges @KHodgess If God made you a male, that's not a mistake. If God made you a female, that's not a mistake. Saying any different is insulting a perfect creator. Read your word Dana Goldberg @DGComedy God made you a brunette, yet you are now a blonde. God gave you bad vision, yet you fixed it with glasses. God gave you crooked teeth, yet you straightened them with braces. Trans people change the outside to match the inside just like you do. Sit down. Jesus said to. GET HER DANA

GET HER DANA

Fresh, Memes, and Http: SAFELY ENDANGERED I CLEAN YOUR TEETH I MAKE YOUR BREATH FRESH | STRANGLE YOUR ENEMIES http://patreon.com/safelyendangered

http://patreon.com/safelyendangered

Bones, Dank, and Health Insurance: Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan According to most health insurance companies, teeth are luxury bones that I must pay more to continue enjoying

Bones, Health Insurance, and According: Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan According to most health insurance companies, teeth are luxury bones that I must pay more to continue enjoying DLC required

DLC required

Children, Community, and Facebook: Verizon 1x 3:15 PM 61%D Post Turns out cutting off 15" of her hair last time she touched scissors wasn't a big enough lesson.she cut her bangs AGAIN. So now she's BALD. I think this time the lessons gonna sink in a little deeper! Write a comment.. Post News Feed Requests MessagesNotifications More thetwelvewords: matt-ruins-your-shit: jackpowerx: savage-affinity: Context to the story: The girl cut her hair once so that she could have bangs. The mother disapproved and decided to cut off 15 of her hair as punishment. The girl later again decided to change her hair style and the above was the result; she shaved her daughters head. Having a few personal experiences with this kind of invasive behaviour it really hurts to see someone go through these kinds of things, where the parent tries to live vicariously through their childs life, to attempt to shape them and make their decisions for them depending on what THEY would do and give their child NO independence or self expression. Thankfully, this mother thought her actions were 100% justifiable and posted it to Facebook as a bit of a “haha, teach my kid a lesson” and has been hit with brutal recrimination from her community and has had visits from Child Protective Services. For so many young (and older) girls their hair is their self expression, and in several months I hope this girl will have hers back. Children are not their parent’s possessions. Children are NOT their parents’ possessions. CHILDREN ARE NOT THEIR PARENTS’ POSSESSIONS!!! CPS is an overreaction but still what a cunt, that girl looks more than old enough to be making decisions about her own fucking hair. Here’s a helpful guide for parents, if another kid were to do it to your child and you would be incensed and call it bullying/assault etc…don’t do it yourself you stupid fat fuck. I know I am a throwback but why would the child not fight? I fought back physically over so much less than something like what a shaved head is to a female. Not a virtue signal blah blah… just an expression of amazement that the child would not stand up and say no decisively. Are you fucking seriously wondering why a literal child being abused by their parent didn’t “fight back”? This is the woman willing to forcibly cut her own child’s hair and then post pictures to humiliate her publicly. If the kid had “stood up and said no decisively” there’s a good chance she would’ve gotten her teeth knocked in.

thetwelvewords: matt-ruins-your-shit: jackpowerx: savage-affinity: Context to the story: The girl cut her hair once so that she could hav...

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: banhmiboy: a random thought: the transformation process involves a lot of additional bone growth here and there, and its instability can lead to accidental byproducts such as… extra rows of teeth

banhmiboy: a random thought: the transformation process involves a lot of additional bone growth here and there, and its instability can le...

Shut Up, Tumblr, and Yeah: nto this tnon W used to be V SHUT UP SKERART Ctwiee eldritch-ambience said: Big jagged teeth... good sarcastic-fandomtastic-dragon said: You: I hope y'all don't mind me giving Peridot bigass fangs Literally every person (but mostly me): ARE YOU KIDDING THAT MAKES IT 10 TIMES BETTER jasker: so yeah back to peridots teeth B^)

jasker: so yeah back to peridots teeth B^)

Clothes, Fuck You, and Fucking: broadwaytheanimatedseries: dontbugmeimantisocial: captain-childishfirewarrior: peppermimint: giantchicken: drawology: pipesandrage: tophatting: all1sees: fumblingfirebird: cantankerouscrab: #I CAN SEE THE STITCHINGS OKAY GODDAMN THIS ANIMATION IS GORGEOUS #and then you have people only going about how ~hot~ he is because fuck, you can see the lines under his eyes and even red on the edges of the whiteness of his eyes and frost on the edgES OF HIS CLOTHING but^ seriously, the amount of detail and animation in ROTG is just AMAZING, I felt like I could reach out and feel the fabric of their clothes, of Tooth’s feathers and oh my god , these people are amazing. Tooth’s feathers have this purple sheen on the lower half of her body and it’s only apparent when her knees are bent or the angle is right And Jack has kinda splotchy skin and scraggly canine teeth and salt and pepper eyebrows AND TOOTH HAS FLAWLESSLY MANICURED NAILS THIS MOVIE IS GORGEOUS DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PARTICLE EFFECTS FOR ALL THE SAND this is the kind of post I’ve been waiting for. yes. to everything. What’s even more amazing is a bunch of nerds created that shit. I wish they got more praise for the amazing shit they do all the time. I remember one of the guys showing me the sand tests .. he used to work for NASA. NASA FUCKING NASA EVERYBODY!!! AND AS A SIDE NOTE, PETER RAMSEY (who directed Rise of the Guardians) ALSO DIRECTED SPIDER-VERSE YES HE DID

broadwaytheanimatedseries: dontbugmeimantisocial: captain-childishfirewarrior: peppermimint: giantchicken: drawology: pipesandrage: to...

Hello, Mean, and Mom: mom, LooK! YOU SHOULD PUT IT FELL OUT! | | IT UNDER YOUR PILLOW FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY! LATER HELLO BILLY I'VE COME FOR YOUR TEETH YOU MEAN TOOTH? OPEN WIDE hello billy

hello billy

Memes, Boots, and Thought: WHERE ARE MY BOOTS?! THOUGHT YOU WERE BRUSHING YOUR TEETH! I AM! DON'T ASK, DON'T ASK, DON'T ASK... FowlLanguage Comics.com ©Brian Gordon You don't wanna know. Bonus Panel: https://bit.ly/2YXp8ep

You don't wanna know. Bonus Panel: https://bit.ly/2YXp8ep

Girls, Hello, and Target: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: sabertoothwalrus: this kitten weighs over 5 pounds already and he’s only 14 weeks old. He’s half the size of an adult cat and he hasn’t even lost his baby teeth yet He is now 16 weeks old and over 6 pounds. Kittens are supposed to be half their adult weight at 5-6 months, and he is barely 4 months old. What the fuck. Now at 22 weeks, 5 months old, half his adult weight, this baby is 10 pounds,,, 30 WEEKS. 7 MONTHS. 14 POUNDS. THAT IS TWICE THE AVERAGE WEIGHT OF A CAT HIS AGE. THE GIRLS IN HIS LITTER ARE ONLY LIKE 8 POUNDS WHY IS HE SO HUGE Hello it is Time for Another Update!!! It is June 18th, 2018. Half-n-Half is now 10 months old. Last I weighed him (like 2 weeks ago?) he was over 15 pounds, but he’s not gaining weight as rapidly anymore. Regardless, he’s still Big GUESS WHO’S ONE AND A HALF AND WEIGHS 17 POUNDS THIS FUCKIN MAGNIFICENT GUY!!!!!!!! HALF-N-HALF!!!!!!!

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Sunday, MeIRL, and Teeth: brushing my teeth twice every day brushing my teeth fourteern times in a rovw every sunday Meirl

Meirl

Best, Hair, and Teeth: putting your hair up, doing your skincare routine and brushing your teeth before bed is the best part of the day. i swear

A Dream, Dude, and Fish: undergroundghosts Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said "you've been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to" and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat drownthearchitect Dude I think you went to hell Time Will Tell

Time Will Tell

Adam Sandler, Alive, and Animals: Johnny Boy 'limbo', Marston Arthur More Organ Holland Hoseas Before Broseas swagalicious crunchy outside, self-deprecating chewy center - "how many licks does it take the squad's favorite disaster scrappy damsel squares up at a moment's notice can never seem to get their shit together to get to the center of my depression" goth jock dropout just wants to settle down - - dumbest smart person alive - denies being moe - "wanna know how I got these scars- wait where are you going" - makes 50+ post twitter threads nobody reads just needs a break - "Actually, correlation is not causation" - thinks they're charming, is actually charming - constantly forgets their age - "back in my day - only one who knows what the fuck they're talking about incredible artist, thinks their stuff is 'okay' still needs to shut the fuck up - one shot, one kill - "once I go viral it's over for you hoes" - has a 'Home Is Where The Heart Is' welcome mat-liked by practically everybody - productive procrastinator can never hold down a relationship - Instant Uncle, Just Add Baby suffers from chronic pushover syndrome "no questions, dammit, no questions" - jokes hit too close to home - Good bad influence - weed friend Make It Work Guy Fieri Will Billiamson Bad Santa -always knows what to play at a party - adopts everyone on sight - great with kids, great with animals, wants to hold your baby - scientific evidence good girls want bad boys - tsundere - burns salads - "have you eaten today" - owns etsy account, too busy to make anything - punches self for fun - professional alcoholic - always needs to borrow money - terrible drunk, never remembers what happened that night walks around the house in their underwear gives great hugs needs seven showers group's unexpected therapist patronus is secondhand embarrassment just wants to be part of the family "MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!"* is the party cultured, well-traveled and stylish; made for Instagram - *gestures to all of you* "we need to do something about this" - always starts drama, yet always seems to avoid it bad taste in literally everything, banned from recommending outings - will always have squad's back iron constitution, never gets sick - "say that to my fucking face" - may seem Mad, is actually Sad petty *pulls up in drive-thru, orders single starts the day with horoscope readings - Chaotic Loyal black coffee, leaves t" FUCKS.EXE STOPPED WORKING 'mSorry Ms. Jackson tOh) Bastard Millennial Green Hat McGuy "join team chat" - fashionable at all times, even when going to the grocery store can't do crime if you ain't cute -only dates fictional men won't leave the house for days need lives on cow tales and TVTropes says they can hold their liquor regularly tells squad to hydrate can't actually hold their liquor too nice for own good living boke and tsukkomi routine to shut up yesterday social interaction, naps for ten years it's basic hygiene and laying beneath the stars -"please stop talking" exhausted after two minutes of maybe they're born with it, maybe soft spot for animals, slow dancing cooler than you . living proof the scariest people frat brotryhard nerd gem fusion come in the nicest packages graceful loser, even more graceful winner - "what day is it again" nobody sees clapbacks coming until it's never learned how to drive every day is roast session day - "I'll roast you, I'll roast them, I'll roast me fuckin' self" - Has never completed No Nut November sings in the shower - adores Linkin Park late - "are you ready yet" "almost" - allergic to idiots Adam Sandler Regina O'George Let Me Speak To Your Manager - retired mom friend, back from retirement ages every time someone references a vine instead of responding normally - smokes sixty packs a day Goof Troop social norms are for dweebs just wants to play videogames - No Drama? No ProblemTM -"Local Mean Girl Refuses To Be Toppled From Throne" - loses shit over small things -THIS close to cutting someone and snack in peace shoves people in lockers to show affection forgets not to swear in front of other never forgets a birthday shaped like a friend only one in squad who can cook only one in squad who can drive people's children the queen of throwing down "fuck, sorry about that" given up on romance savwy businessowner resident gossip big problems are Whatever - needs therapy - Favorite Songs Are 'Find Me Somebody- smells amazing To Love' And 'Before He Cheats' common sense frequently left on read - hasn't seen most popular movies - a matryoshka of pain - wishes you didn't look like a dump truck knows Wicked by heart - only one in squad who does taxes Songs Are unforgiveable weeb - villain origin story is that stubborn chin hair that keeps growing back - always says 'gg' after every game incredible skin care regimen - "just drink more water" award winning sailor mouth - Big Hair, Don't Care "What's My Age Again" by Blink 182 World's Saddest Violin Bullshit Magician Expletive Noises Looks like a million dollars, is probably worth a million dollars - family person, loves everybody keeps Twitter on private - meows back at their cat - extroverted introvert -feels guilty for not logging into Animal Crossing for nine months thinks existence is kind of funny invented the word 'dapper - the living embodiment of when you try your best but you don't succeed' - just wants to be loved and cherished -great with animals, never scratched the life of the party, when they're not launching into drunken diatribes -smartest smart person alive -stays up until three in the morning thinking about the meaning of life - an essential addition to any squad - reads at 10,000 miles per hour wants to stab Banksy hates stan culture hoards comfort food beneath their desk gets sentimental over their Neopets used to hoard Beanie Babies - hates answering the phone - silently lurks in Twitch chatrooms - needs more friends - stylish drunk with two hollow legs - never fails to speak their mind great at impressions -not-so-secretly depressed - regularly confuses main for private "just forget I said that haha" preserves their right hook for justice - stared into the void, got bored quotes movies when provoked - "That's just, like, your opinion, man." the most perfect teeth Baby Boy...Baby Talk Shit, Get Hit Mr. Krabs A Dog - soft outside, softer inside - never ashamed to cry - weak spot for pups, needs to pet every dog they see -only one of the squad that's been punched squad's resident cheapskate needs to seriously reconsider things trolling game out of control A dog - never seems to accumulate debt, also never tips the waiter took college prep in high school - can't fight to save their life - surprisingly terrifying comebacks - multilingual gg ez clap" oves Bon Iver, Death Grips and Beyonce equally - Kappa Kappa KappaRoss CoolStoryBob workplace's local kissass likes to give gifts to sad friends living embodiment of a flower crown talks during movies home life is a mess - needs a vacation, too self-conscious - doesn't flush toilets in public bathrooms to take one - adopted by everybody - "Oh, I won't report you...yet" believes they were born in the wrong era - has never yelled once - in love with the smell of old books - wishes on stars when no one's looking leaves breadcrumbs in butter a well-rounded tool - nobody knows why they keep getting invited"Poverty is a state of mind." champagnesuperhoeva: red dead redemption 2 tag yourself masterpost now all in one spot for your convenient bullshit needs tag your chronic pain, tag your panic attacks, tag your existential crisis I am all of these yet none of them at the same time

champagnesuperhoeva: red dead redemption 2 tag yourself masterpost now all in one spot for your convenient bullshit needs tag your chronic p...

Memes, Control, and Work: This is how gun control laws work. A WOLF ATTACKS A SHEEP THE SHEEP DIES OTHER SHEEPOBSERVE THE KILLING, AND NOTICE THAT TEETH KILLSHEEP THE SHEEP REMOVE THEIR OWN TEETH FOR THEIR OWN SAFETY THE WOLFSTILL HAS TEETH AND CAN STILL KILLSHEEP

Dank, I Won, and Forever: tori 8 @torii_somerss (# bf took me to get undies n he wanted to embarrass me so he said real loud: "i can't wait to rip these off with my teeth" n ireplied with: "seriouslyu need to stop, ur my brother" I won Forever in our thoughts.

Forever in our thoughts.

Memes, Police, and 🤖: If your crystal meth dealer has all their teeth, they're the police DV6

DV6

Memes, Control, and Work: This is how gun control laws work. A WOLFATTACKS A SHEEP.THE SHEEP DIES OTHER SHEEPOBSERVE THE KILLING AND NOTICE THAT TEETH KILL'SHEEP THE SHEEP REMOVE THEIR OWN TEETH FORTHEIR OWN SAFETY HE WOLFSTILL HAS TEETH AND CAN STILL KILL SHEEP

Hello, Tumblr, and Blog: mom, LoOK!YOU SHOULD PUT IT FELL oT! I UNDER YoUR IT UNDER YoUR PILLOW FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY! LATER HELLO BILLY I'VE COME FOR YOUR TEETH YOU MEAN TOOTH? OPEN WIDE srsfunny:Oh no…

srsfunny:Oh no…

Dad, Friends, and Instagram: kingdaddy @kingdaddy Just joined my daughter's Instagram Live with seven of her friends to remind her to brush her teeth before bed I've never seen her more embarrassed or pissed off I've never been happier with my Dad Powers The joys of technology

The joys of technology

I Won, Humans of Tumblr, and Brother: tori @torii somerss bf took me to get undies n he wanted to embarrass me so he said real loud: "i can't wait to rip these off with my teeth" n i replied with: "seriously u need to stop, ur my brother" I won 7/3/18, 4:22 PM

Iphone, Twitter, and Diamond: Diamond Teeth Boy @ThaTrapGod I thought buddy went to lunch in that 2nd picture ABBY NICOLE @TheAbbyNicolee LIVING 7:03 11 Mar 19 Twitter for iPhone 25.4K Retweets 89.7K Likes

Dank, Fall, and Life: GOING TO BED IN YOUR 20's: Fall into bed in whatever you're wearing GOING TO BED IN YOUR 40's: Start the dishwasher. Let the pets ot. Lock up the house. Make sure the kids are breathing Go the bathroom. Brush and floss your teeth. Take off makeup. Apply moisturizer, eye serum, brown spots cream and wrinkle remover. Take your supplements or medicine. Make your to-do list for the next day. Try to sleep and roll around for an hour overthinking your life. It's a process now. (via Kristen Hewitt)

It's a process now. (via Kristen Hewitt)

Hungry, At&t, and Best: -109 AT&T 08:16 ?r/AskReddit uurshitlol 19h In 30 minutes time a hungry tiger will appear in your current room. You cannot leave the room until there is a victor. What can you do to prepare? 3.1k 2.6k u Share BEST COMMENTS ▼ BighouseJD 18h Remove any metal and buttons from my clothing so that it doesn't hurt the tigers teeth or digestive system. Reply7.7k

Dank, Hello, and Memes: mom, LoOK!YOU SHOULD PUT IT FELL OUT! IT UNDER YoUR PILLOW FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY! LATER HELLO BILLY I'VE COME FOR YOUR TEETH YOU MEAN TOOTH? OPEN WIDE Oh no by Feffari MORE MEMES

Oh no by Feffari MORE MEMES

Hello, Mean, and Mom: mom, LoOK!YOU SHOULD PUT IT FELL OUT! IT UNDER YoUR PILLOW FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY! LATER HELLO BILLY I'VE COME FOR YOUR TEETH YOU MEAN TOOTH? OPEN WIDE Oh no

Oh no

Bruh, How, and Got: Bruh how many teeth this guy got

Ass, Bitch, and Fall: Snapchat: MoshWithTyler @MoshWithTyler Fuck it up Barbara 3m Like Reply Barbara Lynn Joy She tried her best to help and I get the feeling you were probably a bitch about it. I hope they don't fire this young lady because you're impatient and expect perfection from a fast food restaurant. I can't imagine how you act in a nice restaurant. 2m Like Reply Barbara Lynn Joy Lashana Gorrell Barbara Lynn Joy do your teeth fall out when your eating? 2m Like Reply Add Friend Message More Barbara Lynn Joy Lashana Gorrell I would say ask your man but I just went through your photos and it looks like he left your ass after he knocked you up. ust now Like Reply Elementary Teacher at Jeff Davis Elementary School Lives in Biloxi, Mississippi 9 Barbara is straight up savage

Barbara is straight up savage

Dank, 🤖, and Teeth: achuching1118IG When you pick the wrong teeth By pachuching1118 | IG

When you pick the wrong teeth By pachuching1118 | IG

Beer, Dank, and Elmo: Beer Bryant @DontrellChillis Replying to @EXWIFE and @_swoosh_a 3/7/18, 4:44 PM 801 Retweets 1,429 Likes Elmo with teeth looks like Gucci Mane and I will hear no arguments by DrPinkehPie2 MORE MEMES

Elmo with teeth looks like Gucci Mane and I will hear no arguments by DrPinkehPie2 MORE MEMES

Memes, Saw, and Work: We need more people like him e "I actually went to the shelter to get another dog, but he'd already been adopted. So I decided to do a lap around the facility before i left, and i saw Engelbert. He had about ten pages of physical problems. His back legs didn't work. His old owners kept him outside, so his ears were completely frostbitten. And he only had three teeth. So I thought if i didpeft WBmd nobody else would." weirdworldinsta

Blackpeopletwitter, Iphone, and Twitter: Diamond Teeth Boy @ThaTrapGod I thought buddy went to lunch in that 2nd picture ABBY NICOLE @TheAbbyNicolee LIVING 7:03 11 Mar 19 Twitter for iPhone 25.4K Retweets 89.7K Likes A whole snack by the pool (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

A whole snack by the pool (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Dank, Iphone, and Memes: Diamond Teeth Boy @ThaTrapGod I thought buddy went to lunch in that 2nd picture ABBY NICOLE @TheAbbyNicolee LIVING 7:03 11 Mar 19 Twitter for iPhone 25.4K Retweets 89.7K Likes A whole snack by the pool by CatfishMerrington MORE MEMES

A whole snack by the pool by CatfishMerrington MORE MEMES

Clothes, College, and Energy: bananonbinary one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted KidT is that half- assed is better than nothing, take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning nibbling on some bread is better than starving DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU'RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE redheadhatchet One of my college professors used to say "anything worth doing is worth doing poorly." I didn't understand that for years because l didn't do anything poorly, I couldn't do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible. Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because l don't have the energy to go anywhere, Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly because doing it poorly is better than not doing it Source: bananonbinary 119,13... O

Dinosaur, Tumblr, and Shark: Newsweek @Newsweek Follow A dinosaur-era shark with insane teeth was found swimming off the coast of Portugal bit.ly/2yU1Tsg knightsolaireofthesun: spongebobsquarepants: Excuse me

knightsolaireofthesun: spongebobsquarepants: Excuse me

Fire, Girls, and Tumblr: steeph ink-and-teeth: hearts-of-fire: The sight that greeted me when I went to go check on the girls the other day @qjusttheletter

ink-and-teeth: hearts-of-fire: The sight that greeted me when I went to go check on the girls the other day @qjusttheletter

Dildo, Love, and Monster: FLESHLICH Order Confirmed Thank you for your recent puncnasel Allow 1 to 2 business days.for your order to be pr TPAMorder is on its way way THIS IS NOT FORN you will receive your tracking information so that you can stalk your shipment rie ORDOR CONFIRMATION ROCKS-OFF RUDE-BOY ANAL WAND QTY $64.95 BLACK ZOMBIE MONSTER DILDO 18 $64.95 FLESHLIGHT FREAK SERIES ALIEN QTY QTY TEETH FREAKY STROKER $64.95 $194.87 SUBTOTAL SHIPPING ES BILLING ADDRESS MONO PRINTER NO PORN INSIDE Piease email us at customerservice@fleshlicht com for any questions coyot just want to say hi. Whatever it i, ve love inesing from u As a courier, I see some interesting things daily but this is a delivery I will never forget.

As a courier, I see some interesting things daily but this is a delivery I will never forget.

Dildo, Love, and Monster: FLESHLICH Order Confirmed Thank you for your recent puncnasel Allow 1 to 2 business days.for your order to be pr TPAMorder is on its way way THIS IS NOT FORN you will receive your tracking information so that you can stalk your shipment rie ORDOR CONFIRMATION ROCKS-OFF RUDE-BOY ANAL WAND QTY $64.95 BLACK ZOMBIE MONSTER DILDO 18 $64.95 FLESHLIGHT FREAK SERIES ALIEN QTY QTY TEETH FREAKY STROKER $64.95 $194.87 SUBTOTAL SHIPPING ES BILLING ADDRESS MONO PRINTER NO PORN INSIDE Piease email us at customerservice@fleshlicht com for any questions coyot just want to say hi. Whatever it i, ve love inesing from u As a courier, I see some interesting things daily but this is a delivery I will never forget.

As a courier, I see some interesting things daily but this is a delivery I will never forget.

Memes, Girl, and Popcorn: DEAR BOYS, IF A GIRL TELLS YOU NOT TO PURCHASE ANYTHING FROM THEATRE BECAUSE FOODS ARE VERY EXPENSIVE :00 2.75 3.50 POPCORN TEETH MARRY HER

Dank, Irish, and Ireland: Ireland - Travel Tips . When you are traveling in Ireland, do not forget to sleep and, and to brush your teeth Do not hit Irish people. That is not what they are for .The cows are real cows

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