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Advice, Being Alone, and America: Anna Breslaw @annabreslavw My sister is doing arn experiment: Whenever men walk towards her, she doesn't move out of the way first. So far she has collided with 28 men. 12/13/14, 5:04 PNM marithlizard: taraljc: seperis: sapphic-pink-kryptonite: phoenixonwheels: linkedsoul: little-miss-stan: elegantmess100: blossombarnes: retroasgardian: reddobastard: onethingconstant: songbirde108: mercurialkitty: emmagrant01: clevermanka: youcangofindatree: moremetalthanyourmom: Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it鈥檚 amazing how many men I鈥檝e run into bc they expected me to move Gotta try it I work (and walk) on a college campus. I鈥檝e lost count of how many men I鈥檝e smacked shoulders with. Recently, I was standing outside my son鈥檚 classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn鈥檛; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn鈥檛 leapt out of his manly path. Now I鈥檓 wishing I鈥檇 leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, 鈥淢y Liege!鈥 I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way. Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I鈥檓 the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze. Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend鈥檚 medication, and I didn鈥檛 understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally鈥攐ne guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that鈥檚 just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note. I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I鈥檇 had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston. I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I 鈥渓ooked like a soldier.鈥 I鈥檓 not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible. Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you鈥檝e been sent to murder Captain America. WALK LIKE YOU鈥橵E BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA It鈥檚 called the Murder Strut. IT鈥橲 BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn鈥檛 find it. I鈥檓 so glad IT鈥橲 BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!! A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post. One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him. It works wonders. In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let 鈥榚m know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them. If there鈥檚 anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I鈥檓 not moving for them, I can鈥檛 think of it atm. Walk like you鈥檝e been sent to murder Captain America. Wheel like you鈥檙e gonna win the Indy 500 and don鈥檛 care how. Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you. Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds. I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.聽
Advice, Being Alone, and America: Anna Breslaw
 @annabreslavw
 My sister is doing arn
 experiment: Whenever men
 walk towards her, she doesn't
 move out of the way first. So
 far she has collided with 28
 men.
 12/13/14, 5:04 PNM
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Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it鈥檚 amazing how many men I鈥檝e run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it


I work (and walk) on a college campus. I鈥檝e lost count of how many men I鈥檝e smacked shoulders with.


Recently, I was standing outside my son鈥檚 classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn鈥檛; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn鈥檛 leapt out of his manly path. 
Now I鈥檓 wishing I鈥檇 leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, 鈥淢y Liege!鈥


I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.


Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I鈥檓 the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.


Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend鈥檚 medication, and I didn鈥檛 understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally鈥攐ne guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that鈥檚 just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I鈥檇 had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I 鈥渓ooked like a soldier.鈥 I鈥檓 not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you鈥檝e been sent to murder Captain America.


WALK LIKE YOU鈥橵E BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA




It鈥檚 called the Murder Strut.

IT鈥橲 BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn鈥檛 find it. I鈥檓 so glad IT鈥橲 BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!


A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post. 

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.


In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let 鈥榚m know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them. 
If there鈥檚 anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I鈥檓 not moving for them, I can鈥檛 think of it atm. 


Walk like you鈥檝e been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like you鈥檙e gonna win the Indy 500 and don鈥檛 care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.


I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.聽

marithlizard: taraljc: seperis: sapphic-pink-kryptonite: phoenixonwheels: linkedsoul: little-miss-stan: elegantmess100: blossombar...