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tarmac: A elderly woman who decided to chuck a load of coins into a plane's engine for good luck ended up delaying a flight in Shanghai, a Chinese airline has confirmed. The 80-year-old passenger threw her change at the China Southern Airlines flight as she crossed the tarmac to board on Tuesday She threw the coins as she prayed for safety and so they would have a smooth journey, she told police. Only one of the nine coins she threw managed to lodge itself into its intended target but this was enough to mean that the 150 passengers on board had to wait around for several hours. Police were called to Shanghai Pudong International Airport after a passenger noticed the woman's weird behaviour The woman was travelling with her husband, daughter and son-in-law Flight Follow China Southern Flight 380 was delayed at Shanghai Pudong Int'l Airport on Tues after an elderly woman threw coins into the engine for luck "In order to make sure the flight is safe, China Southern maintenance has conducted a full examination of the plane's engine," China Southern Airlines said in a statement on the microblogging site Weibo. They also tweeted a picture of the coins. "After an investigation the involved passenger, surnamed Qiu, said she threw the coins to pray for safety. According to Qiu's neighbour Qiu believes in Buddhism," the police said. The flight took off five hours later Chinese people took to the social media site Weibo for a bit of banter about the ordeal, with one user commenting: "Grandma, this is not a wish fountain with turtles. Total value of the coins adds up to 1.7 yuan found (about 25 US cents), but local media estimated the cost of engine inspection and flight delay could easily run in the thousands of dollars. POTATO ES laughoutloud-club: Flight Delayed After Woman Throws Coins Into Plane’s Engine For ‘Good Luck’
tarmac: A elderly woman who decided to chuck a load of coins into a plane's
 engine for good luck ended up delaying a flight in Shanghai, a
 Chinese airline has confirmed.
 The 80-year-old passenger threw her change at the China Southern
 Airlines flight as she crossed the tarmac to board on Tuesday
 She threw the coins as she prayed for safety and so they would have
 a smooth journey, she told police.
 Only one of the nine coins she threw managed to lodge itself into its
 intended target but this was enough to mean that the 150
 passengers on board had to wait around for several hours.
 Police were called to Shanghai Pudong International Airport after a
 passenger noticed the woman's weird behaviour
 The woman was travelling with her husband, daughter and
 son-in-law
 Flight
 Follow
 China Southern Flight 380 was delayed at
 Shanghai Pudong Int'l Airport on Tues after
 an elderly woman threw coins into the engine
 for luck
 "In order to make sure the flight is safe, China Southern
 maintenance has conducted a full examination of the plane's
 engine," China Southern Airlines said in a statement on the
 microblogging site Weibo.
 They also tweeted a picture of the coins.
 "After an investigation the involved passenger, surnamed Qiu, said
 she threw the coins to pray for safety. According to Qiu's neighbour
 Qiu believes in Buddhism," the police said.
 The flight took off five hours later
 Chinese people took to the social media site Weibo for a bit of
 banter about the ordeal, with one user commenting: "Grandma, this
 is not a wish fountain with turtles.
 Total value of the coins adds up to 1.7 yuan found (about 25 US
 cents), but local media estimated the cost of engine inspection and
 flight delay could easily run in the thousands of dollars.
 POTATO ES
laughoutloud-club:

Flight Delayed After Woman Throws Coins Into Plane’s Engine For ‘Good Luck’

laughoutloud-club: Flight Delayed After Woman Throws Coins Into Plane’s Engine For ‘Good Luck’

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tarmac: <p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158992231175/superwobble-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://superwobble.tumblr.com/post/158992122151/life-insurancequote-yo-fuckers" class="tumblr_blog">superwobble</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158991373010/yo-fuckers-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://yo-fuckers.tumblr.com/post/158991346334" class="tumblr_blog">yo-fuckers</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158991266930/innocent-before-this-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://innocent-before-this.tumblr.com/post/158990706175/life-insurancequote-quake-drill-mom" class="tumblr_blog">innocent-before-this</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158285697780/quake-drill-mom-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://quake-drill-mom.tumblr.com/post/158284404500/life-insurancequote-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">quake-drill-mom</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158283550240/life-insurancequote-merlin-wholock" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158259140420/merlin-wholock-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://merlin-wholock.tumblr.com/post/158258246813/life-insurancequote-galaxygoldfishes" class="tumblr_blog">merlin-wholock</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158257279150/galaxygoldfishes-life-insurancequote-this-is" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://galaxygoldfishes.tumblr.com/post/158257107000/life-insurancequote-this-is-my-private-jet-going" class="tumblr_blog">galaxygoldfishes</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158255105025/this-is-my-private-jet-going-down-the-tarmac" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>This is my private jet going down the tarmac.</p>
<p>Whomever guesses correctly <b>how many dollars I spent having this footage created will win $20</b>.  <i>(paid via PayPal or Cash.me) </i><br/></p>
<p>Reblog your answer now before that other person totally does!<br/></p>
<p><a href="http://YourLifeSolution.com"><b>YourLifeSolution.com (View your own life insurance rates instantly and anonymously)</b></a><br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>$1,549</p>
</blockquote>
<p>It’s at least 70% less than that.  (GET IT?!  Like the life insurance!)</p>
</blockquote>

<p>$450</p>
</blockquote>
<p>At least 70% less than that!  <a href="http://YourLifeSolution.com">GET LIFE INSURANCE!</a></p>
<p>MYAHHHHH! Who’s going to guess it?!<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>No one has guessed it yet.  </p>
</blockquote>
<p>0$, you didn’t pay for it, your boss did. <br/></p>
</blockquote>
<figure data-orig-height="243" data-orig-width="268"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b91ddfd07e8cf0f607b82835a5628f41/tumblr_inline_omoan2Vu6m1s7zggm_500.gif" data-orig-height="243" data-orig-width="268"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>Technically they’re right. You didn’t pay anything your boss did. You owe @quake-drill-mom $20<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>I own this operation ie Stockholm Financial Inc dba YourLifeSolution.com. </p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="275" data-orig-width="365"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/354a163403e83ae8c7cccdd31aa2aa2d/tumblr_inline_onm3hbnpYf1s7zggm_500.gif" data-orig-height="275" data-orig-width="365"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Ok, my guess is $50.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>LOWER!  Who’s it gunna be?!</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p><br/></p>
<p><a href="http://YourLifeSolution.com">GET LIFE INSURANCE!!!!</a></p>
</blockquote>

<p>$20</p>
</blockquote>
<p>To all the people who keep saying “$20″.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DRk81yzaurGw"><iframe width="540" height="405" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Rk81yzaurGw?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><p>

IT’S LOWER!  GET LIFE INSURANCE!

<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158992231175/superwobble-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequ...

tarmac: <p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158992231175/superwobble-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://superwobble.tumblr.com/post/158992122151/life-insurancequote-yo-fuckers" class="tumblr_blog">superwobble</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158991373010/yo-fuckers-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://yo-fuckers.tumblr.com/post/158991346334" class="tumblr_blog">yo-fuckers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158991266930/innocent-before-this-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://innocent-before-this.tumblr.com/post/158990706175/life-insurancequote-quake-drill-mom" class="tumblr_blog">innocent-before-this</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158285697780/quake-drill-mom-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://quake-drill-mom.tumblr.com/post/158284404500/life-insurancequote-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">quake-drill-mom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158283550240/life-insurancequote-merlin-wholock" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158259140420/merlin-wholock-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://merlin-wholock.tumblr.com/post/158258246813/life-insurancequote-galaxygoldfishes" class="tumblr_blog">merlin-wholock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158257279150/galaxygoldfishes-life-insurancequote-this-is" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://galaxygoldfishes.tumblr.com/post/158257107000/life-insurancequote-this-is-my-private-jet-going" class="tumblr_blog">galaxygoldfishes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158255105025/this-is-my-private-jet-going-down-the-tarmac" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is my private jet going down the tarmac.</p> <p>Whomever guesses correctly <b>how many dollars I spent having this footage created will win $20</b>.  <i>(paid via PayPal or Cash.me) </i><br/></p> <p>Reblog your answer now before that other person totally does!<br/></p> <p><a href="http://YourLifeSolution.com"><b>YourLifeSolution.com (View your own life insurance rates instantly and anonymously)</b></a><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>$1,549</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s at least 70% less than that.  (GET IT?!  Like the life insurance!)</p> </blockquote> <p>$450</p> </blockquote> <p>At least 70% less than that!  <a href="http://YourLifeSolution.com">GET LIFE INSURANCE!</a></p> <p>MYAHHHHH! Who’s going to guess it?!<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>No one has guessed it yet.  </p> </blockquote> <p>0$, you didn’t pay for it, your boss did. <br/></p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="243" data-orig-width="268"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b91ddfd07e8cf0f607b82835a5628f41/tumblr_inline_omoan2Vu6m1s7zggm_500.gif" data-orig-height="243" data-orig-width="268"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Technically they’re right. You didn’t pay anything your boss did. You owe @quake-drill-mom $20<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I own this operation ie Stockholm Financial Inc dba YourLifeSolution.com. </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="275" data-orig-width="365"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/354a163403e83ae8c7cccdd31aa2aa2d/tumblr_inline_onm3hbnpYf1s7zggm_500.gif" data-orig-height="275" data-orig-width="365"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Ok, my guess is $50.</p> </blockquote> <p>LOWER!  Who’s it gunna be?!</p> <p><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p><a href="http://YourLifeSolution.com">GET LIFE INSURANCE!!!!</a></p> </blockquote> <p>$20</p> </blockquote> <p>To all the people who keep saying “$20″.</p> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DRk81yzaurGw"><iframe width="540" height="405" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Rk81yzaurGw?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><p> IT’S LOWER!  GET LIFE INSURANCE! <br/></p> </blockquote>
tarmac: <p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158992231175/superwobble-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://superwobble.tumblr.com/post/158992122151/life-insurancequote-yo-fuckers" class="tumblr_blog">superwobble</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158991373010/yo-fuckers-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://yo-fuckers.tumblr.com/post/158991346334" class="tumblr_blog">yo-fuckers</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158991266930/innocent-before-this-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://innocent-before-this.tumblr.com/post/158990706175/life-insurancequote-quake-drill-mom" class="tumblr_blog">innocent-before-this</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158285697780/quake-drill-mom-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://quake-drill-mom.tumblr.com/post/158284404500/life-insurancequote-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">quake-drill-mom</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158283550240/life-insurancequote-merlin-wholock" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158259140420/merlin-wholock-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://merlin-wholock.tumblr.com/post/158258246813/life-insurancequote-galaxygoldfishes" class="tumblr_blog">merlin-wholock</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158257279150/galaxygoldfishes-life-insurancequote-this-is" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://galaxygoldfishes.tumblr.com/post/158257107000/life-insurancequote-this-is-my-private-jet-going" class="tumblr_blog">galaxygoldfishes</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/158255105025/this-is-my-private-jet-going-down-the-tarmac" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>This is my private jet going down the tarmac.</p>
<p>Whomever guesses correctly <b>how many dollars I spent having this footage created will win $20</b>.  <i>(paid via PayPal or Cash.me) </i><br/></p>
<p>Reblog your answer now before that other person totally does!<br/></p>
<p><a href="http://YourLifeSolution.com"><b>YourLifeSolution.com (View your own life insurance rates instantly and anonymously)</b></a><br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>$1,549</p>
</blockquote>
<p>It’s at least 70% less than that.  (GET IT?!  Like the life insurance!)</p>
</blockquote>

<p>$450</p>
</blockquote>
<p>At least 70% less than that!  <a href="http://YourLifeSolution.com">GET LIFE INSURANCE!</a></p>
<p>MYAHHHHH! Who’s going to guess it?!<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>No one has guessed it yet.  </p>
</blockquote>
<p>0$, you didn’t pay for it, your boss did. <br/></p>
</blockquote>
<figure data-orig-height="243" data-orig-width="268"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b91ddfd07e8cf0f607b82835a5628f41/tumblr_inline_omoan2Vu6m1s7zggm_500.gif" data-orig-height="243" data-orig-width="268"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>Technically they’re right. You didn’t pay anything your boss did. You owe @quake-drill-mom $20<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>I own this operation ie Stockholm Financial Inc dba YourLifeSolution.com. </p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="275" data-orig-width="365"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/354a163403e83ae8c7cccdd31aa2aa2d/tumblr_inline_onm3hbnpYf1s7zggm_500.gif" data-orig-height="275" data-orig-width="365"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Ok, my guess is $50.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>LOWER!  Who’s it gunna be?!</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p><br/></p>
<p><a href="http://YourLifeSolution.com">GET LIFE INSURANCE!!!!</a></p>
</blockquote>

<p>$20</p>
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<p>To all the people who keep saying “$20″.</p>
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tarmac: THIS LOUD RICH MAN IN BUSINESS CLASS SHOUTED& SWORE AT THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT. WHAT THE PILOT DID NEXT LEFT HIM DUMBSTRUCK. Two years ago my mom was on a plane that hac just boarded and was sitting on the tarmac about to pull away from the gate. Sitting next to my mom was a typical business guy douche who was on a phone call yelling at someone on the other nd. A very nice flight attended comes over ans over my mom and says "Sir, you're going to have to turn the phone off, the cabin doors are closed" (Of course if this was economy class she would have been more forceful, but she gives him a small warning) The guy quiets down but he does not get off his phone. At this point the flight attendants are doing the safety protocol speech as the plane backs up and all of the sudden the guy starts yelling again on the phone. Another flight attendent, this time more forceful tells him to turn off the phone. The man turns to her and says "F**k you." She gives this 'humph' face and the turns and goes out of sight It is at this point of the story that my mom reminds everyone listening that many pilots are veterans, they are military men and do not take that type of crap from idiots. My mom hears a door slam open and out of the cockpit comes thee pilot. He is so angry you can see the veins on his face. His eyes bulge as he yells in rage, "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER?!!? This is my aircraft and in case of an emergency l expect every passenger to follow the commands of my air staff. You disrespecting her, disrespects me and puts every person on this plane at risk! The douche now being borne down upon by thi massive angry ex-soldier cowers, puts away his phone and stammers an apology. Without missing a beat the pilot continues "You can take your sorry and shove it! You are not going anywhere! It is a federal crime to disobey an order from your air crew and you can tell whoever was so gawd-damn important on the other end of the phone call that fact after you talk to TSA." The pilot goes back into the cockpit, pulls the plane back to the gate. Some uniformed police come in and take the guy o Dead silence on the plane. As my mom always closes the story, "As god is my witness, everyone in unison takes out their phone, waves it in the air and shows that it is clearly in the off position,' just like the "tickets" scene from Indiana Jones. <p>This Loud Rich Man In Business Class Shouted &amp; Swore At The Flight Attendant. What The Pilot Did Next Left Him Dumbstruck.</p>
tarmac: THIS LOUD RICH MAN IN BUSINESS CLASS SHOUTED& SWORE AT THE
 FLIGHT ATTENDANT. WHAT THE PILOT DID NEXT LEFT HIM DUMBSTRUCK.
 Two years ago my mom was on a plane that hac
 just boarded and was sitting on the tarmac about
 to pull away from the gate. Sitting next to my
 mom was a typical business guy douche who was
 on a phone call yelling at someone on the other
 nd. A very nice flight attended comes over
 ans over my mom and says "Sir, you're going to
 have to turn the phone off, the cabin doors are
 closed" (Of course if this was economy class she
 would have been more forceful, but she gives
 him a small warning)
 The guy quiets down but he does not get off his
 phone. At this point the flight attendants are
 doing the safety protocol speech as the plane
 backs up and all of the sudden the guy starts
 yelling again on the phone. Another flight
 attendent, this time more forceful tells him to
 turn off the phone. The man turns to her and says
 "F**k you." She gives this 'humph' face and the
 turns and goes out of sight
 It is at this point of the story that my mom
 reminds everyone listening that many pilots are
 veterans, they are military men and do not take
 that type of crap from idiots. My mom hears a
 door slam open and out of the cockpit comes thee
 pilot. He is so angry you can see the veins on his
 face. His eyes bulge as he yells in rage, "WHAT
 DID YOU SAY TO HER?!!? This is my aircraft and in
 case of an emergency l expect every passenger
 to follow the commands of my air staff. You
 disrespecting her, disrespects me and puts every
 person on this plane at risk!
 The douche now being borne down upon by thi
 massive angry ex-soldier cowers, puts away his
 phone and stammers an apology. Without
 missing a beat the pilot continues "You can take
 your sorry and shove it! You are not going
 anywhere! It is a federal crime to disobey an
 order from your air crew and you can tell
 whoever was so gawd-damn important on the
 other end of the phone call that fact after you
 talk to TSA." The pilot goes back into the cockpit,
 pulls the plane back to the gate. Some uniformed
 police come in and take the guy o
 Dead silence on the plane. As my mom always
 closes the story, "As god is my witness, everyone
 in unison takes out their phone, waves it in the
 air and shows that it is clearly in the off position,'
 just like the "tickets" scene from Indiana Jones.
<p>This Loud Rich Man In Business Class Shouted &amp; Swore At The Flight Attendant. What The Pilot Did Next Left Him Dumbstruck.</p>

<p>This Loud Rich Man In Business Class Shouted &amp; Swore At The Flight Attendant. What The Pilot Did Next Left Him Dumbstruck.</p>

tarmac: MEMBERS /r/Gaming comments related other discussions My experience with GTA Online Gimgur.com) submitted 5 hours ago by abcmatt 754 comments share save hide give gold report sorted by: top you are viewing a single comment's thread. view the rest of the comments- I-1 TheScarletCravat 85 points 1 hour ago I never shoot people unless shot at. Needless to say, my k/d ratio is rather poor! I do like to believe that people will be inherently good if you offer friendship in the game. My character is a classic French Mime, complete with a fleet of two tone black and white cars. I communicate entirely through Jazz Hands. When I first started my career as a Vinewood Street performer/d-list Batman villain I drove up to the nearest player and got out of the car. Now, I'd built this up in my head as my debut, almost: the moment where I find out if I can have good clean, non-murdering fun in the game! I climbed out, bowtie and beret at saucy angles, and throw up my jazz hands, waving frantically as if the world depended on it. The other player, nestled inside his sports car, did nothing. He sat there at the intersection as cars queued up behind him. I was fucked. He was going to run me over. But he didn't. The door opened and out steps a dude in a full tweed suit and a fox for a head. He took one look at me, and began to frantically jazz hand back. I remember how we stood for five minutes, waving at each other, all the while NPCs yelled and tried to drive past. We just stood there, basking in the sweet glow of silent acknowledgement that we were both a pair of pretentious, airy-fairy weirdos in a world full of savage mistrust. We climbed in the car. He sent me a text saying 'Never leave'. I waved my hands enthusiastically and told him I would never. We drove around for what felt like hours, continuously driving up to other players, getting out and jazz-handing. Of course, many were hostile Some immediately joined in. Others eventually understood our cause and stopped attacking, only to wave with us. It was kinda euphoric. Someone brought a bus and we filled it with players and we drove around, congregating in front of people and waving wildly Easily the closest I've ever got to starting a cult. It went tits up, eventually. There were around eight of us, and two guys turned up in the armoured car with the turret. We were fucked, obviously, passive-mode or no. The converts with more violent pasts sadly relapsed and opened fire, and the more devout found it difficult not to add the the fray once the rocket launchers were broken out. I'll never know, but it felt a little like they were protecting their Pope. I stood in the middle, waving my hands like a madman. Burning cars thundered past me, the warm light touching my white silk gloves. Before I was squashed flat by the truck, the last thing I made out through the carnage was The Fox, beating the body of a driver on the tarmac with a baseball bat. I have not seen him since. I miss him. permalink embed save report give gold reply
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 I-1 TheScarletCravat 85 points 1 hour ago
 I never shoot people unless shot at. Needless to say, my k/d ratio is rather poor!
 I do like to believe that people will be inherently good if you offer friendship in the game. My character is a classic French Mime,
 complete with a fleet of two tone black and white cars. I communicate entirely through Jazz Hands. When I first started my career as a
 Vinewood Street performer/d-list Batman villain I drove up to the nearest player and got out of the car. Now, I'd built this up in my head
 as my debut, almost: the moment where I find out if I can have good clean, non-murdering fun in the game! I climbed out, bowtie and
 beret at saucy angles, and throw up my jazz hands, waving frantically as if the world depended on it. The other player, nestled inside his
 sports car, did nothing. He sat there at the intersection as cars queued up behind him. I was fucked. He was going to run me over.
 But he didn't. The door opened and out steps a dude in a full tweed suit and a fox for a head. He took one look at me, and began to
 frantically jazz hand back. I remember how we stood for five minutes, waving at each other, all the while NPCs yelled and tried to drive
 past. We just stood there, basking in the sweet glow of silent acknowledgement that we were both a pair of pretentious, airy-fairy
 weirdos in a world full of savage mistrust.
 We climbed in the car. He sent me a text saying 'Never leave'. I waved my hands enthusiastically and told him I would never. We drove
 around for what felt like hours, continuously driving up to other players, getting out and jazz-handing. Of course, many were hostile
 Some immediately joined in. Others eventually understood our cause and stopped attacking, only to wave with us. It was kinda
 euphoric. Someone brought a bus and we filled it with players and we drove around, congregating in front of people and waving wildly
 Easily the closest I've ever got to starting a cult.
 It went tits up, eventually. There were around eight of us, and two guys turned up in the armoured car with the turret. We were fucked,
 obviously, passive-mode or no. The converts with more violent pasts sadly relapsed and opened fire, and the more devout found it
 difficult not to add the the fray once the rocket launchers were broken out. I'll never know, but it felt a little like they were protecting
 their Pope. I stood in the middle, waving my hands like a madman. Burning cars thundered past me, the warm light touching my white
 silk gloves. Before I was squashed flat by the truck, the last thing I made out through the carnage was The Fox, beating the body of a
 driver on the tarmac with a baseball bat.
 I have not seen him since. I miss him.
 permalink embed save report give gold reply