🇲🇽 25+ Best Memes About Table

Android, Saw, and Twitter: Bree @ AX!!! @avatarskorra_ You all need to see the anon l just received it's SENDING ME Anon 47s I just saw that ask where it said bury your hets and nearly cried becauseI once took a creative writing class and there was this girl who consistently was the best writer in class but she was also like the local cryptid? I'm pretty sure she would secretly bring in alcohol in her flask too. Once a professor just asked her why do straight people always die in your stories and she looked him in the eye and said because I can, downed her entire drink, and promptly fell asleep on her table 8:28 PM 22 Jun 19 Twitter for Android 1,707 Retweets 4,027 Likes

Fucking, Pizza, and School: Just delivered pizza to a elementary school and all of the kids started a "pizza" chant as I walked in and put it on the table. Was giving out high fives on the way out, felt like the fucking man 10/3/18, 11:24 AM pizza guys are basically superheroes when you’re a kid

pizza guys are basically superheroes when you’re a kid

Blessed, Food, and God: I am blessed. I have food on my table, roof over my head, Dear God,I am asking a home for homeless, a job for jobless. Miracles who need it. I am asking for a financial rain for everyone who's struggling to provide for their families. God please heal every person who is sick. Amen. <3

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Be Like, Shit, and Fuck: Ölbaum @oscherler JavaScript makes me want to flip the table and say "Fuck this shit", but I can never be sure what "this" refers to 7:03 AM Oct 30, 2015 Twitterrific for Mac 1.3K Likes 1.2K Retweets It be like that sometimes JS

It be like that sometimes JS

Birthday, Cats, and Memes: not a guy @NicCageMatch Follow For my cat's birthday I'm covering my coffee table with change, bottle caps, pens & gum wrappers so he can just knock it all onto the floor 6:15 AM -1 Jun 2014 116 341

Art, Table, and Class: Rich people Poor people people who shake the entire table in art class just by erasing one line

Black, Rock On, and Table: Alex Rogaski @AlexRogaski Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor 1/20/16, 8:35 PM Photos Source: rockhardgeolo...

Fucking, Pizza, and School: Just delivered pizza to a elementary school and all of the kids started a "pizza" chant as I walked in and put it on the table. Was giving out high fives on the way out, felt like the fucking man 10/3/18, 11:24 AM pizza guys are basically superheroes when you’re a kid

pizza guys are basically superheroes when you’re a kid

Gif, Jesus, and Lmao: Jesus: Table for 26 please Maitre'd: There's only 13 of you Jesus: But we're all going to sit on the same side sunshine-vodka-chaos: aaronexplainsitall: that-twink-over-there: jover2013: peony-peachh: lambrini-socialism: themorbidmedic: evangeline-elena: aubscares: fun fact:The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition: so casual i love it a sleepover with jc and the boys Paul: Judas truth or dare?? Judas: dare Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare Peter: truth Jesus: would you ever betray me peter Peter: Jesus: (a few days later) Peter: *betrays Jesus* Jesus: Jesus: *returns* Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?” Jesus: this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash IT WAS JUDAS FOR FUCKS SAKE Peter betrayed him too, albeit to a lesser degree. He denied knowing Jesus because he got scared of a little slave girl.

sunshine-vodka-chaos: aaronexplainsitall: that-twink-over-there: jover2013: peony-peachh: lambrini-socialism: themorbidmedic: evangel...

Grandma, Head, and Regret: I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today... 1 Pad Thai Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy MAKE HIM REGRET 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00 *Spec Prep* BEING BORN Spec Prepx (via lowghen) avatar-14 MAKE HIM REGRET *spec prep* BEING BORN *spec prep* birdonabird So my husband tells a story about a guy he worked with at his first job. They'd regularly go to a Thai restaurant near their office - one of those really legit places where grandma is the chef. So the guy says one day to their server, looks this girl dead in the eye, and says "You can't make it hot enough." Server gives him this look like "your funeral" and takes the order to the kitchen. GRANDMA COMES OUT AND LOOKS AT THIS POOR WHITE BOY, shakes her head, and goes back in the kitchen. When the dish comes out, it's a solid mass of just RED. Dudes at the table are dying just sitting near it. This guy tries his gets about five bites in, and can't do it. Mr You-cant-make-it-hot-enough was obliterated by Chef Grandma. And to add insult to injury, they replaced the dish for him, and GRANDMA BRINGS IT OUT, gives him a look and shakes her head. a reasonable chance this I think there's was his receipt

Blessed, Food, and God: I am blessed, I have food on my table, roof over my head. Dear God, I am asking you to provide a home to the homeless, a job to jobless, comfort and healing to sick people. I am asking for financial rain for everyone struggling to provide for their families. God please look after each one of us. 💕❤️

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Alive, Wine, and Black: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment This is unbelievable. A goddamned outrage, actually, is what it is. My daughter Lucy, my own flesh and blood, is bringing home this... this.. .black man in less than an hour. "Marlon" something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well, I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black man into this house until I've cleaned it up a little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine, and made damn sure I have everything I need to make him feel right at home. Not now, not ever. I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see this. Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm with a black man, traipsing right through the front door of the house that he built with his own two hands while the coffee table is covered with old magazines and I don't even have a cup of tea to offer the young fellow. By Harold Toomey wwiao: my favourite thing ever 375,318 notes They had us in the first half

They had us in the first half

Tumblr, Blog, and Fear: My irrational childhood fear fust turned rational.. awesomesthesia: Doesn’t Look Like It Was A Fan Of That Table

awesomesthesia: Doesn’t Look Like It Was A Fan Of That Table

Dad, Math, and Never: alina @explicitlina some of you never had to sit at the table doing math till 1:00 am with your dad shouting at you with tears in your eyes n it really shows Pushy parenting.

Pushy parenting.

Gif, Jesus, and Lmao: Jesus: Table for 26 please Maitre'd: There's only 13 of you Jesus: But we're all going to sit on the same side aaronexplainsitall: that-twink-over-there: jover2013: peony-peachh: lambrini-socialism: themorbidmedic: evangeline-elena: aubscares: fun fact:The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition: so casual i love it a sleepover with jc and the boys Paul: Judas truth or dare?? Judas: dare Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare Peter: truth Jesus: would you ever betray me peter Peter: Jesus: (a few days later) Peter: *betrays Jesus* Jesus: Jesus: *returns* Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?” Jesus: this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

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Birthday, Family, and Lit: Me: Please don't ask the waiters to sing for my birthday this year. Mom: Oh dont worry, sweetie. I know you old for that sort of thing now. My family as the entire waitstaff walks toward our table with a cake and lit candles: ve IG W4KH Impending doom

Impending doom

Apparently, God, and Mood: chefpyro So here's a story. A couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a Couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girifriend Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, l'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe? loki-is-my-god-now How DARE you make me read that with my own two eyes!!! Story Time

Story Time

Apparently, Dank, and God: chefpyro So here's a story. A couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a Couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girifriend Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, l'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe? loki-is-my-god-now How DARE you make me read that with my own two eyes!!! Story Time by Terrariattt3 MORE MEMES

Story Time by Terrariattt3 MORE MEMES

Birthday, Iphone, and Twitter: Rads @FeelingEuphoric THERAPIST: listen, I really need you to relax ME: *banging fists on table* BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR 9:38 AM 2/25/19 Twitter for iPhone 17.5K Retweets 116K Likes interesting

interesting

McDonalds, How, and Got: mcdonalds employee: please sir, get off the table me: I ASKED FOR TWO LARGE FRIES dumping bag of fries out on the floor* BUT INSTEAD GOT A HUNDRED FUCKEN LITTLE ONES aleshakills I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can't even laugh cause that's just how customers are Large frie!

Large frie!

Minecraft, How To, and Little Brother: Me with 8,344 hours in minecraft My little brother, wanting to know how to make a crafting table This is all I’ve ever wanted

This is all I’ve ever wanted

Being Alone, Food, and Memes: Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone he wont eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, I dont know why and we ve taken him to the vet to see if it's a stomach problem on why he wasnt eating until we started to notice a pattern, only when you're in the room eating will he start to chow down on his food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. Hell wait till youre seated and eating to start on his meal, it's really sweet, though we still have no idea why he does it WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG

Minecraft, How To, and Little Brother: u/evilresurgence4 Me with 8,344 hours in minecraft My little brother, wanting to know how to make al crafting table Those are rookie numbers

Those are rookie numbers

Chocolate, Coffee, and Stars: Watch the sunrise at least once a year, put a lot of marshmallows in your hot chocolate, lie on your back and look at the stars, never buy a coffee table you can't put your feet on, never pass up a chance to jump on a trampoline, don't overlook life's small joys while searching for the big ones. -H. Jackson Brown Jr

Fucking, Pizza, and School: Just delivered pizza to a elementary school and all of the kids started a "pizza" chant as I walked in and put it on the table. Was giving out high fives on the way out, felt like the fucking man Not all heroes wear capes

Not all heroes wear capes

Tumblr, Blog, and Fear: My irrational childhood fear fust turned rational.. lolzandtrollz: Doesn’t Look Like It Was A Fan Of That Table

lolzandtrollz: Doesn’t Look Like It Was A Fan Of That Table

Beautiful, Chick-Fil-A, and Dank: Mitch @Mitchellford91 Went to Chick-Fil-A for dinner and these two employees were flirting at the table next to me (guess they were off shift?) and the guy asked the girl on date and she said "it would be my pleasure" and I think I just witnessed the beginning of a beautiful Chick-Fil- ationship

Dank, Scream, and Alien: ALIEN ITALIEN Nobody will hear you scream at the dinner table 'cause everyone is talking

Nobody will hear you scream at the dinner table 'cause everyone is talking

Fucking, Pizza, and School: Just delivered pizza to a elementary school and all of the kids started a "pizza" chant as I walked in and put it on the table. Was giving out high fives on the way out, felt like the fucking man Not all heroes wear capes

Not all heroes wear capes

Fucking, Pizza, and School: Just delivered pizza to a elementary school and all of the kids started a "pizza" chant as I walked in and put it on the table. Was giving out high fives on the way out, felt like the fucking man Not all heroes wear capes

Not all heroes wear capes

Dank, Fucking, and Pizza: Chev @Say_steve1 Just delivered pizza to a elementary school and all of the kids started a "pizza" chant asI walked in and put it on the table. Was giving out high fives on the way out, felt like the fucking man 10/3/18, 11:24 AM

Beautiful, Chick-Fil-A, and Love: Mitch @Mitchellford91 Went to Chick-Fil-A for dinner and these two employees were flirting at the table next to me (guess they were off shift?) and the guy asked the girl on a date and she said "it would be my pleasure" and I think I just witnessed the beginning of a beautiful Chick-Fil- ationship Love story

Love story

Sang, Zoom, and Business: cked 30% of TEXAS INSTRUMENTS TI-83 P LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE SUMS DID THEY SEND ME FUNCTIONS WHEN I ASKED FOR NONE TFTBLSET F2 FORMAT F3 CALC F4 TABLE WINDOW ZOOM TRACE GRAP QUIT INS You know you sang it!

You know you sang it!

Fucking, Tumblr, and Yah: Yes, I play videogames :3 Yes, I drink coke. :) <3 Yah i play vidya gaem 2 Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3 Yes, I use paper towels :<3 1MOSTIY Yes, I use lamps :<3 Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe their blood :)<3 one is not like the others yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore lolzandtrollz: Yes You Do

lolzandtrollz: Yes You Do

Being Alone, Cats, and Do It Again: CAT BEHAvioURS ExplAiNED CATS FACES 2) CAT WITH EARS UPRIGHT, SITTING UP AND ALERT 1) CAT WITH EARS 3) CAT WITH EARS FLAT BACK, EYES WIDE OPEN FORWARD Im pleased to see you.If you hold outyour handImight give it a mlistening intently. Was it a bird bump to say hello (or a sniffifIoramouse?Im not sure but Im Im feeling scared or anxious am shy) offtofindout CATS NOISES MIAOW! PURRRR! MYIP!MYIP! 4) PURR 5) CHIRRUP /MIAOW HellolWelcome home! Is my dinnerready yet? 6) CHATTERING AT THE WINDOW I purr because of most things (dinner strokes, sitting in sunshine but mainly because youúve given me some form of I've spottedpreyoutside the window but I dont think Ican catch it contact andI like it. CATs PoSTURES 7) CAT WITH BACK HUNCHED UP AND TAIL AND FUR ON END, 8) CAT SHOWING YOU ITS BEHIND 9) CAT ROLLING ON BACK TO EXPOSE STOMACH GROWLING OR HISSINC Dont be offended Im just being friendly We cats say hello toeach Itrust you but watchyour fingers Im being defensive.lim puffing other by sniffing tails, just like ifyou decide to give me a tickle,I dogs. my hair out to make myselflook bigger so whatever Im scaredof leaves me alone. might be in the mood to play. Why DoEs My CAT Do THAr? 10) CAT BRINGING A CIFT 12) CAT KNEADING 11) CAT RUBBING AGAINST A TABLE / PERSON Imgetting comfy, kneading you is just like needing mymum. Im trying to teach you howto hunt.See what a goodhunter am. This is my home andIscent things to find mywayaround. 13) CAT IN A BoX / BAG 14) MONORAIL CAT CAT 15) CAT FACE, SHOWING WITH NO LEGS This might look silly to you, but it makes me feel safe-Ican seeyou but you cant seeme! SLOW CLOSING OF EYES WHILST MAKING EYE CONTACT Im happy and relaxed You could call this mysphinx loaforeven monorail position. Youre getting akiss.Ifyou copy me, Imightjust do it again.Iflam in the mood Sainsbury's Bank simonalkenmayer: ceoolsson: americaninfographic: Cat Behavior a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.

simonalkenmayer: ceoolsson: americaninfographic: Cat Behavior a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, ...

Tumblr, Been, and Jfk: Nov. 22, 1963 at the dinner table: Peggy: "Oh my goodness, JFK has been assassinated." Steve: Does anyone want salad? RUINEDCHILDHOOD I TUMBLR Ruined Childhood

Ruined Childhood

Life, Calc, and Math: fx-CG50 CASIO ab/c Real Math Deg Norm1 B015, Me ON Me ATD THe MAK i NG A Me CA1CU1ATOr 5 /notmTI-84 Plus / TEXAS INSTRUMENTS STAT PLOT F1 TBLSET F2 FORMAT F3 CALC F4 TABLE FS 80085 for life

$Life, Calc, and Math: fx-CG50 CASIO ab/c Real Math Deg Norm1 B015, Me ON Me ATD THe MAK i NG A Me CA1CU1ATOr 5 /notmTI-84 Plus / TEXAS INSTRUMENTS STAT PLOT F1 TBLSET F2 FORMAT F3 CALC F4 TABLE FS 80085 for life$

80085 for life

Fucking, Tumblr, and Yah: Yes, I play videogames :3 Yes, I drink coke. :) <3 Yah i play vidya gaem 2 Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3 Yes, I use paper towels :<3 1MOSTIY Yes, I use lamps :<3 Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe their blood :)<3 one is not like the others yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore lolzandtrollz: Yes You Do

lolzandtrollz: Yes You Do

Family, Tumblr, and Blog: MY GF: *BLOWS ME UNDER THE TABLE* HER FAMILY LOOKING THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE: awesomesthesia: Titles are hard

awesomesthesia: Titles are hard

School, Table, and Shooter: When the school shooter finds you under the table https://t.co/HRM6KoPm3n

https://t.co/HRM6KoPm3n

Dad, Math, and Never: alina @explicitlina some of you never had to sit at the table doing math till 1:00 am with your dad shouting at you with tears in your eyes n it really shows meirl

meirl

Dad, Dank, and Memes: alina @explicitlina some of you never had to sit at the table doing math till 1:00 am with your dad shouting at you with tears in your eyes n it really shows meirl by Scaulbylausis MORE MEMES

meirl by Scaulbylausis MORE MEMES

Aladdin, Disney, and Hello: dasha-henshins: hello-darling-assbutts: elementsheep: disneymagiclaughter: Aladdin, 1992 The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film. “Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries! It will not break! It will not- …. it broke.” that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop If you dont love Robin Williams you are wrong If you don’t love Robin Williams you go to hell before you die

dasha-henshins: hello-darling-assbutts: elementsheep: disneymagiclaughter: Aladdin, 1992 The opening scene with the street merchant was c...

Date, Cat, and Eye: [first date] Him: I'm a cat person. You? Me: [trying to impress] makes eye contact pushes everything off table *bends over shows him my butthole

Iphone, Twitter, and Applebee's: Kendra Leigh @kendraaaleighh A lady sitting at the table next to me just got mad at her server because they don't have lattes??????? like this is literally an Applebee's either get hammered on dollar margaritas, do crack in the bathroom or leave sis 2:41 PM 1/1/19 Twitter for iPhone

Food, Good, and Today: DefineMediocre @MediocreDefine Today when I gave a table their meals I told them to enjoy their food and a lady enthusiastically said, "you too!" Honestly, it just felt so good to be on the other end of that awkwardness for once. You too!

You too!

Memes, Forever, and Tetris: how they REALLY made the periodic table H 12 Tetris forever

Tetris forever

Cat, Table, and Glass: My grandfather just informed me that he has a "cocktail hour" every day with his cat where they each have a glass of milk at the table

Dank, Memes, and Target: T-83 Plus TEXAS INSTRUMENTS AHEN YOUR EME ON A CALCULATOR GETS AN UPVOTE. (HULK) I_SEE THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN. STAT PLOT F1TBLSET F2 FORMAT F3 TABLE CALC F4 GRA WINDOW ZOOM Y= TRACE QUIT INS 2nd MODE DEL TI-83 Gang by DispensaGoinUp MORE MEMES

TI-83 Gang by DispensaGoinUp MORE MEMES

Yeah, Nice, and Table: writing-and-nutmeg would you like a nice glass of UICE THAT MAKES YOU stop rocrastinating blujayonthewing yeah just leave it on the table for me I'll get some in a minute •pinterest // fashionista1152 !-/•

•pinterest // fashionista1152 !-/•

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