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suffice: Saving Your Grades From A Mental Health Crisis What To Do Before, During, And After by SmartStudy.tumblr.com IF YOUR GRADES ARE IN IMMEDIATE DANGER CONTACT YOUR TEACHERS This should be the first thing you do when you realise you're in crisis. Email them, and explain your situation in short, professional terms. You do not have to include details about your condition. "I have a mental health condition" should suffice as to the nature of the issue. Tell them that you are going to arrange to see a medical professional as soon as possible, and ask what process you should go through to defer/get an extension on assessment, and if they can help you in any way. Other people you may have to contact or CC in the email (depending on your school): University High School Head of House Class Coordinator Faculty/School Admin Disability Advisor Grade Coordinator Head of Department Academic Admin Counsellor School Counsellor Student Advocate BOOK A DOCTOR/THERAPIST APPOINTMENT ASAP This will be the person who can vouch for you the most. It's best if you have seen them before and they know you. If you can't get an appointment within a few days, call them and email them (if you haven't seen them before this will not work). Make sure to check out what counselling your university or school offers. During this appointment, the priority is to make a plan to get you back on your feet. This effort will not be useful if you stay a mess. Once you've figured that out, get two things from this person. One is a medical certificate/letter stating that you have, in fact, been going through this crisis. Second is a letter that describes the nature of the crisis, what treatment you're going through, and which people to contact (psychiatrists, etc.) who can vouch for this. Note: The reason I say to get two letters is because there is still a huge stigma around mental illness, and you don't want to reveal that you've got a disorder that's highly stigmatised, only to have it come back and bite you in the ass later. Don't provide details unless it's necessary or asked for. A STUDENT KNOW YOUR RIGHTS AS Most schools and institutions will have a list of a student's rights and responsibilities online. Look them up. Know what your rights are as a student. Also look to see if there are state/national laws protecting you, or if your school is a part of a network of schools that has its own code. Some people working in schools still think mental health issues are trivial, and you never know when they're going to ignore a rule to suit themselves. Make sure you can pick on this if it happens to you. Pretty much all schools will have protection in place for students with mental illnesses and disabilities, so even if you a miss a deadline for a form or make another mistake, they should take your exceptional circumstances into account. This is where a student or disability advisor from school can help you. ottom IF YOU HAVEN'T REACHED CRISIS YET TALK TO A DOCTOR/THERAPIST/COUNSELLOR/TRUSTED ADULT If you're going through a hard time, talk to someone who can help you. Any trusted adult or professional can help you get back on your feet before it's too late, or refer you to someone who can. If it's a new issue, you'll have to see someone like a GP who can refer you to a therapist or mental health service. Talk to them about what's been happening, and say that you need help. Sometimes, even talking about the problem can help you feel better. In these situations, they can also help you figure out what you can do at school to catch up/get special help. FIGURE OUT HOW TO STUDY WHILE IN A BAD STATE Even if you're getting help, it might be some time before you're fully back on track. In these instances, try to make the best of a bad situation. Can't leave the house? Access lecture recordings and eBooks. Ask your friends to send you their notes, or ask the teacher if you can submit your homework via email, or through a friend. Have trouble concentrating? Figure out how long you can study without needing a break, and make a schedule around that. Always make sure to ask your teachers if they can help you with this. Whether it be slightly changing the requirements or conditions of a piece of assessment, or simply their understanding that you may not be able to attend perfectly, it can make a big difference with your overall marks. If they don't know you're struggling, they can't help! DON'T PUSH YOURSELF OR OVERTHINK When you realise there's an issue, it's easy to fall into panic or try to power through. Don't do this. It'll just make you more stressed and aggravate the existing problems, which will make things much worse in the long run. Though it's hard to believe sometimes, your health and mental health are more important than your grades. You can't ignore your mind when it's screaming at you that something is wrong. Listen to it, and be easy on yourself. The best way to get back to your full potential to ask for help and give yourself what you need. Take a break when you need one and practise self-care. It's more important than you might things. RECOVERING FROM A BREAKDOWN ACCEPT THAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH SOMETHING MAJOR Once the worst has passed, some people try to brush it off and pretend it never happened. They can feel ashamed or embarrassed about what they went through. However, there is absolutely nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed about, especially if you had a pre-existing mental health condition. Every life has ups and downs and just because yours were a bit more serious than some people's, it doesn't mean that you're weak somehow. The best thing you can do for yourself is to recognise what happened, and work to prevent it from happening again by setting up crisis plans and support networks. GET TUTORING TO CATCH UP If you've fallen behind, don't worry. There are plenty of ways to catch yourself up and get back on track. The best way is to hire a tutor. They can guide you through the work, help you understand difficult concepts, and identify the places you need more help. Yes, tutors can be expensive, but there's a way to get around this. See if there is anyone who took your class the year before who might be willing to tutor you for an hour each week for a discounted prince. Similarly, see if there are any students who can help you in exchange for something like instrument lessons. And if any of your friends are academically gifted, I'm sure they'd be able to help. If all else fails, go to office hours and any free tutoring sessions your school or university offers. Do some research, ask around, see what's there. PACE YOURSELF AND DON'T RUSH IN After a breakdown or crisis, you may be tempted to throw yourself back into your work to catch up. Don't! You'll become overwhelmed and end up back at square one. Remember, you've just been through a very difficult situation and you're not going to get better overnight. Ease yourself in. I definitely recommend starting with a reduced or part-time study load if possible. Remember that you may not be back at your full capacity just yet, and difficulties concentrating and being motivated could make things hard. By starting off slowly, you're able to get used to studying again without too much pressure. DEVELOP A ROUTINE Yes, this advice is in every piece of study advice ever, but you shouldn't develop just any routine. Develop one that allows you plenty of breaks and takes into consider any issues you may have with fatigue or focusing. If your breakdown was caused by overwork, make sure this one is easier on you. Things to include you could include in a healthy routine (but don't micromanage!): "I feel crap" time* Breaks and meals Plenty of sleep and rest "You" time (treat yo self) Time to plan for the next week Exercise (have you tried yoga? Kidding) Meditation/mindfulness Friend/family social time * Remember that the thoughts and feelings caused by mental illness are not shameful, and ignoring and forcing them down will only make them worse. If you need to lie in bed feeling miserable, do it. THINGS TO REMEMBER DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO OTHERS It can be easy to look at other people and see your own flaws, but it's important to try not to. Every person has different experiences and struggles, so it's not fair to yourself to look at someone without yours and think you're behind in some way. Taking longer to complete your studies isn't shameful. Making mistakes isn't shameful. Needing breaks isn't shameful. You'll get where you need to be in the end. Have patience. GRADES DON'T DEFINE YOU I spent so much of my life thinking my only worth came from my academic success. And guess what? This just led to more anxiety and depression. It's important to realise that things like grades, class rankings, GPAS, and "intelligence" aren't that important. Who you are and what you do is far more important than these arbitrary labels. THERE IS A STIGMA, SO BE PREPARED It's an unfortunate reality, but there is still a stigma against mental health issues and there is a chance it might affect your experiences while dealing with administrative staff and teachers. There have been stories about people telling their people supposed to be guiding them that they have mental health issues, and being dismissed because "it's a girl issue" or "it's all in their head". Be prepared in case this happens to you. Remind people that it's a medical condition and that you can get proof from medical professionals if need be. Plus, there is probably something in your school's policies or even the law that protects you when you have a mental illness. Remember that just because people are ignorant, that doesn't mean your issue is not 100% real and important. Don't let these people make you feel worse. YOU CAN DO THIS In our darkest moments, it can be hard to believe that we're capable of immense strength, but I promise you we are. Whatever obstacle is in your path right now - even if it's your brain chemistry - you are going to get through this. You've made it through every worst day you've had so far. You've made it through the dark and scary moments, and you've come out the other end stronger and wiser. Remember that you are strong, and even when you don't feel like it, there is always support available to help you realise that strength again. tmblimteom apricot-studies: smartstudy: Hey guys. I’m glad to be finally posting my “mental breakdown survival guide”. As you know I struggle a lot with mental health, and so I have been through a lot of breakdowns. So many that I actually dropped out of university after 3 weeks in 2016 and had to take the whole year off. Because of this, I’ve made it my mission to help others with mental health issues as much as I can, so you don’t have to go through what I’ve been through. Anyway, here is my guide. I tried to keep it general, and actually useful. If you have any questions or additions please feel free to add them. And as ever, if you want to talk to me about studying with mental illness or want to see a post on a specific topic, please feel free to message me. thank you so much for this
suffice: Saving Your Grades From
 A Mental Health Crisis
 What To Do Before, During, And After
 by SmartStudy.tumblr.com

 IF YOUR GRADES ARE IN IMMEDIATE DANGER
 CONTACT YOUR TEACHERS
 This should be the first thing you do when you realise you're in crisis. Email them, and explain your
 situation in short, professional terms. You do not have to include details about your condition. "I have
 a mental health condition" should suffice as to the nature of the issue.
 Tell them that you are going to arrange to see a medical professional as soon as possible, and ask what
 process you should go through to defer/get an extension on assessment, and if they can help you in
 any way.
 Other people you may have to contact or CC in the email (depending on your school):
 University
 High School
 Head of House
 Class Coordinator
 Faculty/School Admin
 Disability Advisor
 Grade Coordinator
 Head of Department
 Academic Admin
 Counsellor
 School Counsellor
 Student Advocate
 BOOK A DOCTOR/THERAPIST APPOINTMENT ASAP
 This will be the person who can vouch for you the most. It's best if you have seen them before and
 they know you. If you can't get an appointment within a few days, call them and email them (if you
 haven't seen them before this will not work). Make sure to check out what counselling your university
 or school offers.
 During this appointment, the priority is to make a plan to get you back on your feet. This effort will
 not be useful if you stay a mess. Once you've figured that out, get two things from this person. One is
 a medical certificate/letter stating that you have, in fact, been going through this crisis. Second is a
 letter that describes the nature of the crisis, what treatment you're going through, and which people
 to contact (psychiatrists, etc.) who can vouch for this.
 Note: The reason I say to get two letters is because there is still a huge stigma around mental illness,
 and you don't want to reveal that you've got a disorder that's highly stigmatised, only to have it come
 back and bite you in the ass later. Don't provide details unless it's necessary or asked for.
 A STUDENT
 KNOW YOUR RIGHTS AS
 Most schools and institutions will have a list of a student's rights and responsibilities online. Look them
 up. Know what your rights are as a student. Also look to see if there are state/national laws protecting
 you, or if your school is a part of a network of schools that has its own code. Some people working in
 schools still think mental health issues are trivial, and you never know when they're going to ignore a
 rule to suit themselves. Make sure you can pick on this if it happens to you.
 Pretty much all schools will have protection in place for students with mental illnesses and disabilities,
 so even if you a miss a deadline for a form or make another mistake, they should take your exceptional
 circumstances into account. This is where a student or disability advisor from school can help you.
 ottom

 IF YOU HAVEN'T REACHED CRISIS YET
 TALK TO A DOCTOR/THERAPIST/COUNSELLOR/TRUSTED ADULT
 If you're going through a hard time, talk to someone who can help you. Any trusted adult or
 professional can help you get back on your feet before it's too late, or refer you to someone who can.
 If it's a new issue, you'll have to see someone like a GP who can refer you to a therapist or mental
 health service.
 Talk to them about what's been happening, and say that you need help. Sometimes, even talking
 about the problem can help you feel better. In these situations, they can also help you figure out what
 you can do at school to catch up/get special help.
 FIGURE OUT HOW TO STUDY WHILE IN A BAD STATE
 Even if you're getting help, it might be some time before you're fully back on track. In these instances,
 try to make the best of a bad situation.
 Can't leave the house? Access lecture recordings and eBooks. Ask your friends to send you their notes,
 or ask the teacher if you can submit your homework via email, or through a friend. Have trouble
 concentrating? Figure out how long you can study without needing a break, and make a schedule
 around that.
 Always make sure to ask your teachers if they can help you with this. Whether it be slightly changing
 the requirements or conditions of a piece of assessment, or simply their understanding that you may
 not be able to attend perfectly, it can make a big difference with your overall marks. If they don't know
 you're struggling, they can't help!
 DON'T PUSH YOURSELF OR OVERTHINK
 When you realise there's an issue, it's easy to fall into panic or try to power through. Don't do this. It'll
 just make you more stressed and aggravate the existing problems, which will make things much worse
 in the long run.
 Though it's hard to believe sometimes, your health and mental health are more important than your
 grades. You can't ignore your mind when it's screaming at you that something is wrong. Listen to it,
 and be easy on yourself.
 The best way to get back to your full potential to ask for help and give yourself what you need. Take a
 break when you need one and practise self-care. It's more important than you might things.

 RECOVERING FROM A BREAKDOWN
 ACCEPT THAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH SOMETHING MAJOR
 Once the worst has passed, some people try to brush it off and pretend it never happened. They can
 feel ashamed or embarrassed about what they went through. However, there is absolutely nothing to
 be ashamed or embarrassed about, especially if you had a pre-existing mental health condition. Every
 life has ups and downs and just because yours were a bit more serious than some people's, it doesn't
 mean that you're weak somehow.
 The best thing you can do for yourself is to recognise what happened, and work to prevent it from
 happening again by setting up crisis plans and support networks.
 GET TUTORING TO CATCH UP
 If you've fallen behind, don't worry. There are plenty of ways to catch yourself up and get back on
 track. The best way is to hire a tutor. They can guide you through the work, help you understand
 difficult concepts, and identify the places you need more help.
 Yes, tutors can be expensive, but there's a way to get around this. See if there is anyone who took
 your class the year before who might be willing to tutor you for an hour each week for a discounted
 prince. Similarly, see if there are any students who can help you in exchange for something like
 instrument lessons. And if any of your friends are academically gifted, I'm sure they'd be able to help.
 If all else fails, go to office hours and any free tutoring sessions your school or university offers. Do
 some research, ask around, see what's there.
 PACE YOURSELF AND DON'T RUSH IN
 After a breakdown or crisis, you may be tempted to throw yourself back into your work to catch up.
 Don't! You'll become overwhelmed and end up back at square one. Remember, you've just been
 through a very difficult situation and you're not going to get better overnight.
 Ease yourself in. I definitely recommend starting with a reduced or part-time study load if possible.
 Remember that you may not be back at your full capacity just yet, and difficulties concentrating and
 being motivated could make things hard. By starting off slowly, you're able to get used to studying
 again without too much pressure.
 DEVELOP A ROUTINE
 Yes, this advice is in every piece of study advice ever, but you shouldn't develop just any routine.
 Develop one that allows you plenty of breaks and takes into consider any issues you may have with
 fatigue or focusing. If your breakdown was caused by overwork, make sure this one is easier on you.
 Things to include you could include in a healthy routine (but don't micromanage!):
 "I feel crap" time*
 Breaks and meals
 Plenty of sleep and rest
 "You" time (treat yo self)
 Time to plan for the next week
 Exercise (have you tried yoga? Kidding)
 Meditation/mindfulness
 Friend/family social time
 * Remember that the thoughts and feelings caused by mental illness are not shameful, and ignoring
 and forcing them down will only make them worse. If you need to lie in bed feeling miserable, do it.

 THINGS TO REMEMBER
 DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO OTHERS
 It can be easy to look at other people and see your own flaws, but it's important to try not to. Every
 person has different experiences and struggles, so it's not fair to yourself to look at someone without
 yours and think you're behind in some way.
 Taking longer to complete your studies isn't shameful. Making mistakes isn't shameful. Needing
 breaks isn't shameful. You'll get where you need to be in the end. Have patience.
 GRADES DON'T DEFINE YOU
 I spent so much of my life thinking my only worth came from my academic success. And guess what?
 This just led to more anxiety and depression. It's important to realise that things like grades, class
 rankings, GPAS, and "intelligence" aren't that important. Who you are and what you do is far more
 important than these arbitrary labels.
 THERE IS A STIGMA, SO BE PREPARED
 It's an unfortunate reality, but there is still a stigma against mental health issues and there is a chance
 it might affect your experiences while dealing with administrative staff and teachers. There have been
 stories about people telling their people supposed to be guiding them that they have mental health
 issues, and being dismissed because "it's a girl issue" or "it's all in their head".
 Be prepared in case this happens to you. Remind people that it's a medical condition and that you can
 get proof from medical professionals if need be. Plus, there is probably something in your school's
 policies or even the law that protects you when you have a mental illness.
 Remember that just because people are ignorant, that doesn't mean your issue is not 100% real and
 important. Don't let these people make you feel worse.
 YOU CAN DO THIS
 In our darkest moments, it can be hard to believe that we're capable of immense strength, but I
 promise you we are. Whatever obstacle is in your path right now - even if it's your brain chemistry -
 you are going to get through this.
 You've made it through every worst day you've had so far. You've made it through the dark and scary
 moments, and you've come out the other end stronger and wiser.
 Remember that you are strong, and even when you don't feel like it, there is always support available
 to help you realise that strength again.
 tmblimteom
apricot-studies:
smartstudy:

Hey guys. I’m glad to be finally posting my “mental breakdown survival guide”. As you know I struggle a lot with mental health, and so I have been through a lot of breakdowns. So many that I actually dropped out of university after 3 weeks in 2016 and had to take the whole year off. Because of this, I’ve made it my mission to help others with mental health issues as much as I can, so you don’t have to go through what I’ve been through.
Anyway, here is my guide. I tried to keep it general, and actually useful. If you have any questions or additions please feel free to add them. 
And as ever, if you want to talk to me about studying with mental illness or want to see a post on a specific topic, please feel free to message me. 

thank you so much for this

apricot-studies: smartstudy: Hey guys. I’m glad to be finally posting my “mental breakdown survival guide”. As you know I struggle a lot...

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suffice: AAMIR KHAN
 Follow
 @hdni2803
 This is the most fucked up shit I've ever read

 frightening girls
 Yesterday, 04:41 PM
 I once approached a teenage girl (around 14 years
 old) by asking her for directions at first. Then I proceeded
 to ask for her name. She became afraid and started
 walking away. I followed her, and then she went from
 walking briskly to running. Her gait was peculiar, because
 she ran like a newborn fawn, turning around every so
 often, trying to see if I am still following.
 (Now, I want to make clear that I absolutely abhor rape
 and did not have any intention in that direction, not
 molestation not any of that.)
 Initiate
 *
 Joined: Dec 2017
 Posts: 139
 She had no reason to be frightened. I wasn't gonna
 anything.
 But the feeling when you follow a girl and she notices
 you, and she tries to loose you or picks up the pace. That
 is kind of a good feeling. You become important to her.
 You are no longer some random insignificant face in the
 crowd.
 I know it is kind of low-level behaviour. But I do enjoy
 doing that. I go to another city, look for a girl that is
 walking by herself and start following her. After a while
 they notice you. After dark, after sunset it may suffice to
 just walk in the same general direction as a girl that is
 valking in front of you. They become paranoid.
 I recommend you lonely incels try it some time. Just to
 make her afraid. If you know your limits and don't actually
 harass -let alone rape- that girl, it should be harmless
 psychological fun.

 Ren
 Follow
 @buckmayn
 I literally feel
 disease
 sick men are a fucking
 AAMIR KHAN @hdni2803
 at
 This is the most fucked up shit I've ever read
 -
 edaeocilulies.
 nit.
 m
 12:22 PM - 5 Oct 2019
 32,388 Retweets 107,390 Likes
 >
lyinginbedmon:
gahdamnpunk:
How is this NOT harassment? I have no words..
Something I remember from my Criminal Law classes is that, quite genuinely, looking at someone (occasionally even pointedly not doing so) can constitute assault.
It seems absurd, looking at someone? Where’s the harm, right?
Well, it turns out it’s so that the law has recourse against people who just stand in a public space and start through someone’s living room window. For weeks.
Just randomly chasing somebody, even without intent to actually harm, is legally assault. It’s not harmless, it’s months or even years of therapy and paranoia against ever going outside your home, if you even think your home is still safe.
TLDR: Yes the law has already seen you play “I’m not touching you” and it is already fed up with your BS.

lyinginbedmon: gahdamnpunk: How is this NOT harassment? I have no words.. Something I remember from my Criminal Law classes is that, quit...

suffice: Peanut butter spaceorphan18: sulkingheals: downtroddendeity: jacemp3: monkeysaysficus: audrey-hepbae: catchymemes: 10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food. By Blossom The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week.  I WANNA DRINK THE TRANSPARENT SODA leave milk out unrefrigerated in your house for 2 days Some days ago, my sibling sent me this video out of the desperate hope I could provide the catharsis of seeing it torn to pieces. It has now been coming on 72 hours, and only now have I recovered enough to be able to do much of anything but scream, “WHAT?!” and “NO!” at the screen. We had a long discussion about what in the twelve hells this video even is. A surreal, dadaist parody so obscure that our brains aren’t operating on enough levels to comprehend it? The Instagram lifehack equivalent of those terrifying procedurally-generated animated Youtube videos that farm ad revenue by playing millions of times to babies whose parents left the iPad on autoplay? A coded message designed to activate the combat programming of brainwashed cyborg sleeper agents? A post that slipped through a wormhole from an alternate dimension where the laws of reality are different? An emanation of a vast and alien chaos god? I cannot bring myself to confront the claims in this video in the order they are put forth without losing my will to live after the first one, so I will start with the least crazy and work my way up. Bananas to ripen things: More or less true. You’ll sometimes see advice to cooks to store underripe fruit in a paper bag with one piece of overripe (but not rotten) fruit to ripen it more quickly.Misrepresentations: It will probably take longer than overnight to ripen something as green as some of those tomatoes, and it doesn’t have to be a banana. Coca-cola and milk: The coke is more acidic than the milk and curdles it, resulting in solid globs of milk protein which settle out. The brown dye in the coke sticks to the milk protein globs, leaving the excess liquid more or less clear.Misrepresentations: The video has been enormously sped up, which the editing does not make clear; the reaction takes hours. Ketchup to clean metal: To my mild surprise, this is actually a thing (though you could just make a paste out of salt, flour, and vinegar and scrub with that and not get ketchup stains on everything)…Misrepresentations: …for cleaning copper and bronze. Which the jug shown in the video is not. The acid in the ketchup might take some of the tarnish off, say, aluminum, but at that point you might as well just use vinegar. Sparkling water omelet: Omelet souffles are a thing.Misrepresentations: You… literally do not need the sparkling water… you can just beat the eggs until they’re fluffy… “Warm water clears wax from fruits!”: This is a mysterious and arcane procedure called “washing.”Misrepresentations: I don’t know what the hell they even did to the video on this sequence but as a person who has washed many apples in warm water, it does not look like that and the thin layer of edible wax applied to make them look good in the grocery store does not come off that easily. Sprite to clean earrings: Again, this will take tarnish off some metals just due to the acid, but…Misrepresentations: DO YOU WANT GROSS STICKY EARRINGS AND EAR INFECTIONS? JUST USE VINEGAR WATER. Also, “dirt” is not a kind of molecule. (Incidentally, if the earrings are silver, there is a vastly better method that actually reverses the tarnish instead of removing it.) Insta-freeze bottle: This is a real thing…Misrepresentation: …which absolutely will not happen if you follow their instructions, because a) they neglect to mention an important caveat (the water needs to be purified/distilled) and b) 5 minutes is not long enough for a water bottle to supercool. If you google any of the myriad videos and articles of people doing this trick, you’ll see numbers like “3 hours in the freezer” or “40 minutes in a salted ice bath.” There is video of the trick working. Either that footage was taken from someone else, or they knew how to do it, did it, and then deliberately lied about the time for no apparent reason. Putting a broken plate in milk for two days magically fixes it: To my immense surprise, they didn’t make this one up; the idea is that the milk protein casein can form into a plastic at high temperatures and bind to the ceramic. Googling it turned up some hobbyist potters commenting that they’d used it to salvage things that had cracked slightly in the kiln.Misrepresentations: Once again, they’ve misrepresented the method: everything I saw talking about how to do it said to boil the milk and then soak for an hour, not leave it out for two days like an offering to the pixies. And most of what I saw reported about it also said it only really works on hairline cracks, not full breaks, and doesn’t hold up long-term because the real structural damage isn’t repaired. And may leave a faint and persistent odor of boiled milk. Just use superglue. “Reveal the genetic memory of the honeycomb”: This is the kind of gibberish predicated on so many nonsensical assumptions that unpacking it would be more trouble than it’s worth. Plus, well, I can barely see anything with the low video quality, but what I can see of the vague blur doesn’t look much like a honeycomb in the first place. Suffice to say: “Honey looks like a honeycomb” isn’t even in the ballpark of what’s generally meant by “genetic memory,” what’s generally meant by “genetic memory” is also complete hooey, and fluid dynamics is weird and swirling a thick, viscous, water-soluble liquid with a layer of water on top is going to do weird things. But at least that I could potentially attribute to ignorance rather than deliberate intent to deceive, unlike… Hot coals and peanut butter This is the reason it’s taken me this long to post this. Every time I think about it my soul starts to leave my body. It’s such a mind-boggling level of bullshit that every time I’ve tried to put words around an explanation I’m quickly reduced to staring at the screen and mouthing “No” to myself in a voice of quiet despair, because I can’t even figure out where to start. Well, okay, I guess I might as well start by saying I think their… let’s say inspiration on this was articles about scientists who made diamonds out of peanut butter and carbon dioxide. …With a press that’s designed to recreate the conditions of the earth’s mantle, and which is prone to exploding. So, you know, not something you can do in your kitchen. Unless you have one hell of a kitchen. You can see the direct links to this in the nonsensical claim that this “works” because peanut butter contains carbon dioxide. (It doesn’t, particularly. It’s crushed peanuts mixed with oil. You know what would have a lot of carbon dioxide? The fire you pulled that glowing lump of charcoal out of.) It also mentions “pressure” when no particular pressure is involved, presumably because we’ve all heard about turning coal into diamond under heat and pressure. Chemically speaking, there’s very little to make that crystal out of except carbon, unless you want to posit a mass migration of all the sugar molecules in the peanut butter to the center of the coal. And “carbon crystal” = “diamond,” and do you think if it was that easy to make diamonds they’d be that expensive? I will guarantee you that crystal is a lump of quartz they covered in black crud and then peanut butter to pretend it was the charcoal. But, of course, all of that is irrelevant, because by reblogging this at all, even to performatively despair that the internet does not seem to have come all that far since the days of Infinite Chocolate, I’m playing into their hands. Lifehack clickbait has done this forever- they deliberately seed in wrong or awful advice because people will share that to say how stupid/wrong it is. They led with complete insanity to get attention, and I gave them eyeballs on the video watching this, and I’ll be giving them more from writing this. Maybe I’ll stick to the chaos god theory. It’s less depressing. @ohnofixit I apologize for being stupid enough to believe that video so reblogging the breakdown of why it was wrong. Why you shouldn’t believe everything on the internet. 
suffice: Peanut butter
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sulkingheals:

downtroddendeity:

jacemp3:

monkeysaysficus:


audrey-hepbae:

catchymemes:

10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.
By Blossom

The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week. 


I WANNA DRINK THE TRANSPARENT SODA


leave milk out unrefrigerated in your house for 2 days

Some days ago, my sibling sent me this video out of the desperate hope I could provide the catharsis of seeing it torn to pieces. It has now been coming on 72 hours, and only now have I recovered enough to be able to do much of anything but scream, “WHAT?!” and “NO!” at the screen.
We had a long discussion about what in the twelve hells this video even is. A surreal, dadaist parody so obscure that our brains aren’t operating on enough levels to comprehend it? The Instagram lifehack equivalent of those terrifying procedurally-generated animated Youtube videos that farm ad revenue by playing millions of times to babies whose parents left the iPad on autoplay? A coded message designed to activate the combat programming of brainwashed cyborg sleeper agents? A post that slipped through a wormhole from an alternate dimension where the laws of reality are different? An emanation of a vast and alien chaos god?
I cannot bring myself to confront the claims in this video in the order they are put forth without losing my will to live after the first one, so I will start with the least crazy and work my way up.
Bananas to ripen things: More or less true. You’ll sometimes see advice to cooks to store underripe fruit in a paper bag with one piece of overripe (but not rotten) fruit to ripen it more quickly.Misrepresentations: It will probably take longer than overnight to ripen something as green as some of those tomatoes, and it doesn’t have to be a banana.
Coca-cola and milk: The coke is more acidic than the
 milk and curdles it, resulting in solid globs of milk protein which 
settle out. The brown dye in the coke sticks to the milk protein globs, 
leaving the excess liquid more or less clear.Misrepresentations: The video has been enormously sped up, which the editing does not make clear; the reaction takes hours.
Ketchup to clean metal: To my mild surprise, this is actually a thing (though you could just make a paste out of salt, flour, and vinegar and scrub with that and not get ketchup stains on everything)…Misrepresentations: …for cleaning copper and bronze. Which the jug shown in the video is not. The acid in the ketchup might take some of the tarnish off, say, aluminum, but at that point you might as well just use vinegar.
Sparkling water omelet: Omelet souffles are a thing.Misrepresentations: You… literally do not need the sparkling water… you can just beat the eggs until they’re fluffy…


“Warm water clears wax from fruits!”: This is a mysterious and arcane procedure called “washing.”Misrepresentations: I don’t know what the hell they even did to the video on this sequence but as a person who has washed many apples in warm water, it does not look like that and the thin layer of edible wax applied to make them look good in the grocery store does not come off that easily.
Sprite to clean earrings: Again, this will take tarnish off some metals just due to the acid, but…Misrepresentations: DO YOU WANT GROSS STICKY EARRINGS AND EAR INFECTIONS? JUST USE VINEGAR WATER. Also, “dirt” is not a kind of molecule. (Incidentally, if the earrings are silver, there is a vastly better method that actually reverses the tarnish instead of removing it.)
Insta-freeze bottle: This is a real thing…Misrepresentation: …which absolutely will not happen if you follow their instructions, because a) they neglect to mention an important caveat (the water needs to be purified/distilled) and b) 5 minutes is not long enough for a water bottle to supercool. If you google any of the myriad videos and articles of people doing this trick, you’ll see numbers like “3 hours in the freezer” or “40 minutes in a salted ice bath.”
There is video of the trick working. Either that footage was taken from someone else, or they knew how to do it, did it, and then deliberately lied about the time for no apparent reason.
Putting a broken plate in milk for two days magically fixes it: To my immense surprise, they didn’t make this one up; the idea is that the milk protein casein can form into a plastic at high temperatures and bind to the ceramic. Googling it turned up some hobbyist potters commenting that they’d used it to salvage things that had cracked slightly in the kiln.Misrepresentations: Once again, they’ve misrepresented the method: everything I saw talking about how to do it said to boil the milk and then soak for an hour, not leave it out for two days like an offering to the pixies. And most of what I saw reported about it also said it only really works on hairline cracks, not full breaks, and doesn’t hold up long-term because the real structural damage isn’t repaired. And may leave a faint and persistent odor of boiled milk.
Just use superglue.
“Reveal the genetic memory of the honeycomb”:
This is the kind of gibberish predicated on so many nonsensical assumptions that unpacking it would be more trouble than it’s worth. Plus, well, I can barely see anything with the low video quality, but what I can see of the vague blur doesn’t look much like a honeycomb in the first place. Suffice to say:
“Honey looks like a honeycomb” isn’t even in the ballpark of what’s generally meant by “genetic memory,”
what’s generally meant by “genetic memory” is also complete hooey, and
fluid dynamics is weird and swirling a thick, viscous, water-soluble liquid with a layer of water on top is going to do weird things.
But at least that I could potentially attribute to ignorance rather than deliberate intent to deceive, unlike…
Hot coals and peanut butter
This is the reason it’s taken me this long to post this. Every time I think about it my soul starts to leave my body. It’s such a mind-boggling level of bullshit that every time I’ve tried to put words around an explanation I’m quickly reduced to staring at the screen and mouthing “No” to myself in a voice of quiet despair, because I can’t even figure out where to start.
Well, okay, I guess I might as well start by saying I think their… let’s say inspiration on this was articles about scientists who made diamonds out of peanut butter and carbon dioxide. …With a press that’s designed to recreate the conditions of the earth’s mantle, and which is prone to exploding. So, you know, not something you can do in your kitchen. Unless you have one hell of a kitchen.
You can see the direct links to this in the nonsensical claim that this “works” because peanut butter contains carbon dioxide. (It doesn’t, particularly. It’s crushed peanuts mixed with oil. You know what would have a lot of carbon dioxide? The fire you pulled that glowing lump of charcoal out of.) It also mentions “pressure” when no particular pressure is involved, presumably because we’ve all heard about turning coal into diamond under heat and pressure.
Chemically speaking, there’s very little to make that crystal out of except carbon, unless you want to posit a mass migration of all the sugar molecules in the peanut butter to the center of the coal. And “carbon crystal” = “diamond,” and do you think if it was that easy to make diamonds they’d be that expensive?
I will guarantee you that crystal is a lump of quartz they covered in black crud and then peanut butter to pretend it was the charcoal.
But, of course, all of that is irrelevant, because by reblogging this at all, even to performatively despair that the internet does not seem to have come all that far since the days of Infinite Chocolate, I’m playing into their hands. Lifehack clickbait has done this forever- they deliberately seed in wrong or awful advice because people will share that to say how stupid/wrong it is. They led with complete insanity to get attention, and I gave them eyeballs on the video watching this, and I’ll be giving them more from writing this.
Maybe I’ll stick to the chaos god theory. It’s less depressing.
@ohnofixit


I apologize for being stupid enough to believe that video so reblogging the breakdown of why it was wrong.

Why you shouldn’t believe everything on the internet. 

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suffice: Megan Monday 8:01 PM I dont think you're ready for the level of wierd shit I can message you Monday 8:36 PM I always like telling people the story of my first dog, Rusty. We called him that because when he was just a lil pup he stepped on a rusty nail and got tetanus. Unfortunately we had to amputate his leg but he was still the happiest three-legged dog you've ever seen. Not as happy as a 4 legged dog obviously but still pretty happy. One day though he stepped on a rusty nail again and we couldn't afford the medical bills so my dad had to put him down. The last night I spent with Rusty is probably my most shameful yet emotional memory of all time. I wanted to give him a goodbye treat and have something to remember him by so I decided to do our favorite tradition. I slathered up my balls with peanut butter and let hin lick it off. I just wasnt ready to let go so I did it again and again all night hoping morning would never come By the time Rusty's last morning came we went through 3 tubs of peanut butter and my balls were sore and bleeding, but it was worth it to say goodbye to my buddy We had Rusty's funeral while he was still alive, which was a little un orthodox but whatever, 1 had never been to a dog funeral before and I didnt know how they would work. My father, who was a preacher ave the eulogy and told the whole family that the Lord cares not for animals, as they are inferior species to Humans, who were created in his own likeness. Suffice it to say. Rusty was going to burn in hell for all eternity for no reason other than that he wasnt human-I guess not all dogs go to heaven. The funeral ended with a viking-style funeral pyre, which Rusty was placed on top of. I protested to my father but he insisted that he was supposed to be alive atop the pyre. His howls atop that burning pile of tires will forever be the most beautifully haunting sound I have ever heard, etched into my mind and resurfacing in my nightmares as I sleep. After the service my dad made me sweep up all the ashes because "You need to learn how to clean up after your pets Sent Her bio said please message me some weird shit
suffice: Megan
 Monday 8:01 PM
 I dont think you're ready for
 the level of wierd shit I can
 message you
 Monday 8:36 PM
 I always like telling people the story
 of my first dog, Rusty. We called
 him that because when he was just
 a lil pup he stepped on a rusty nail
 and got tetanus. Unfortunately we
 had to amputate his leg but he was
 still the happiest three-legged dog
 you've ever seen. Not as happy as
 a 4 legged dog obviously but still
 pretty happy. One day though he
 stepped on a rusty nail again and
 we couldn't afford the medical bills
 so my dad had to put him down.
 The last night I spent with Rusty
 is probably my most shameful yet
 emotional memory of all time. I
 wanted to give him a goodbye treat
 and have something to remember
 him by so I decided to do our
 favorite tradition. I slathered up my
 balls with peanut butter and let hin
 lick it off. I just wasnt ready to let go
 so I did it again and again all night
 hoping morning would never come
 By the time Rusty's last morning
 came we went through 3 tubs of
 peanut butter and my balls were
 sore and bleeding, but it was worth
 it to say goodbye to my buddy
 We had Rusty's funeral while he
 was still alive, which was a little un
 orthodox but whatever, 1 had never
 been to a dog funeral before and I
 didnt know how they would work.
 My father, who was a preacher
 ave the eulogy and told the whole
 family that the Lord cares not for
 animals, as they are inferior species
 to Humans, who were created in
 his own likeness. Suffice it to say.
 Rusty was going to burn in hell
 for all eternity for no reason other
 than that he wasnt human-I guess
 not all dogs go to heaven. The
 funeral ended with a viking-style
 funeral pyre, which Rusty was
 placed on top of. I protested to
 my father but he insisted that he
 was supposed to be alive atop the
 pyre. His howls atop that burning
 pile of tires will forever be the most
 beautifully haunting sound I have
 ever heard, etched into my mind
 and resurfacing in my nightmares
 as I sleep. After the service my dad
 made me sweep up all the ashes
 because "You need to learn how to
 clean up after your pets
 Sent
Her bio said please message me some weird shit

Her bio said please message me some weird shit

suffice: To the thoughtful, but aggrieved, neighbor who left a note under my door written on t cover of my New Yorker magazine stating: he "You either leave a note to the mailman telling him to stop fitting your mail in my mailbox or I will keep your mail," First of all, Thank you very much for placing my mail under my door. That was truly neighborly of you Per your kind suggestion, I have left a note to the mail carrier asking them to please put my mail in my mailbox. I hope this instruction will suffice, but as you did not include your name or apartment number, I was unable to ask the carrier to avoid putting my mail in your mailbox specifically. If you would like me to to include this information in my note, kindly write your name and apartment number on this paper and I will gladly pass it along to our carrier. I have also called the post office alerting them to this problem. Further, Elaina, our super, with whom I have shared your note, has offered to speak with the carrier personally. I have taken every measure I can think of to prevent this egregious act from occurring again, including sharing your concern (and your note) with other friends and neighbors I am truly sorry for the grievous inconvenience this has caused you. (And, on a more selfish note, I would also like my own mail put in my own mailbox.). If the unthinkable should happen again, and the mail carrier should inadvertently put my mail in your mailbox, perhaps, instead of troubling yourself with the onerous task of delivering it directly to my door, you could just leave it on the ledge above the mailboxes as the rest of our neighbors do for one another Thank you again for neighborly thoughtfulness. It does, indeed, inspire reciprocity. C. Fay Apartment #39 P.S.: If this unfortunate event should re-occur, and you do feel compelled to keep my mail as you intimate in your note, I understand from my brother-in-law (who is in the FBI) that tampering knowingly with another's mail might constitute a federal offense. (I share this information with you in the same neighborly spirit implicit in your own missive.) Of course, pressing such a charge could prove problematic, as you have diffidently kept your identity anonymous. Therefore, my brother-in-law has offered to dust the mail you left under my door for fingerprints should it become necessary. I do hope it won't. I told my brother-in-law, thought that would be over reacting. This neighbor dispute has a clear winner. And I am now C. Fay from apt 39’s biggest fan. (i.redd.it)
suffice: To the thoughtful, but aggrieved, neighbor who left a note under my door written on t
 cover of my New Yorker magazine stating:
 he
 "You either leave a note to the mailman telling him to stop
 fitting your mail in my mailbox or I will keep your mail,"
 First of all, Thank you very much for placing my mail under my door. That was truly neighborly
 of you
 Per your kind suggestion, I have left a note to the mail carrier asking them to please put my mail
 in my mailbox. I hope this instruction will suffice, but as you did not include your name or
 apartment number, I was unable to ask the carrier to avoid putting my mail in your mailbox
 specifically. If you would like me to to include this information in my note, kindly write your
 name and apartment number on this paper and I will gladly pass it along to our carrier.
 I have also called the post office alerting them to this problem.
 Further, Elaina, our super, with whom I have shared your note, has offered to speak with the
 carrier personally. I have taken every measure I can think of to prevent this egregious act from
 occurring again, including sharing your concern (and your note) with other friends and
 neighbors
 I am truly sorry for the grievous inconvenience this has caused you. (And, on a more selfish
 note, I would also like my own mail put in my own mailbox.). If the unthinkable should happen
 again, and the mail carrier should inadvertently put my mail in your mailbox, perhaps, instead
 of troubling yourself with the onerous task of delivering it directly to my door, you could just
 leave it on the ledge above the mailboxes as the rest of our neighbors do for one another
 Thank you again for neighborly thoughtfulness. It does, indeed, inspire reciprocity.
 C. Fay
 Apartment #39
 P.S.: If this unfortunate event should re-occur, and you do feel compelled to keep my mail as
 you intimate in your note, I understand from my brother-in-law (who is in the FBI) that
 tampering knowingly with another's mail might constitute a federal offense. (I share this
 information with you in the same neighborly spirit implicit in your own missive.) Of course,
 pressing such a charge could prove problematic, as you have diffidently kept your identity
 anonymous. Therefore, my brother-in-law has offered to dust the mail you left under my door
 for fingerprints should it become necessary. I do hope it won't. I told my brother-in-law,
 thought that would be over reacting.
This neighbor dispute has a clear winner. And I am now C. Fay from apt 39’s biggest fan. (i.redd.it)

This neighbor dispute has a clear winner. And I am now C. Fay from apt 39’s biggest fan. (i.redd.it)

suffice: To the thoughtful, but aggrieved, neighbor who left a note under my door written on t cover of my New Yorker magazine stating: he "You either leave a note to the mailman telling him to stop fitting your mail in my mailbox or I will keep your mail," First of all, Thank you very much for placing my mail under my door. That was truly neighborly of you Per your kind suggestion, I have left a note to the mail carrier asking them to please put my mail in my mailbox. I hope this instruction will suffice, but as you did not include your name or apartment number, I was unable to ask the carrier to avoid putting my mail in your mailbox specifically. If you would like me to to include this information in my note, kindly write your name and apartment number on this paper and I will gladly pass it along to our carrier. I have also called the post office alerting them to this problem. Further, Elaina, our super, with whom I have shared your note, has offered to speak with the carrier personally. I have taken every measure I can think of to prevent this egregious act from occurring again, including sharing your concern (and your note) with other friends and neighbors I am truly sorry for the grievous inconvenience this has caused you. (And, on a more selfish note, I would also like my own mail put in my own mailbox.). If the unthinkable should happen again, and the mail carrier should inadvertently put my mail in your mailbox, perhaps, instead of troubling yourself with the onerous task of delivering it directly to my door, you could just leave it on the ledge above the mailboxes as the rest of our neighbors do for one another Thank you again for neighborly thoughtfulness. It does, indeed, inspire reciprocity. C. Fay Apartment #39 P.S.: If this unfortunate event should re-occur, and you do feel compelled to keep my mail as you intimate in your note, I understand from my brother-in-law (who is in the FBI) that tampering knowingly with another's mail might constitute a federal offense. (I share this information with you in the same neighborly spirit implicit in your own missive.) Of course, pressing such a charge could prove problematic, as you have diffidently kept your identity anonymous. Therefore, my brother-in-law has offered to dust the mail you left under my door for fingerprints should it become necessary. I do hope it won't. I told my brother-in-law, thought that would be over reacting. This neighbor dispute has a clear winner. And I am now C. Fay from apt 39’s biggest fan.
suffice: To the thoughtful, but aggrieved, neighbor who left a note under my door written on t
 cover of my New Yorker magazine stating:
 he
 "You either leave a note to the mailman telling him to stop
 fitting your mail in my mailbox or I will keep your mail,"
 First of all, Thank you very much for placing my mail under my door. That was truly neighborly
 of you
 Per your kind suggestion, I have left a note to the mail carrier asking them to please put my mail
 in my mailbox. I hope this instruction will suffice, but as you did not include your name or
 apartment number, I was unable to ask the carrier to avoid putting my mail in your mailbox
 specifically. If you would like me to to include this information in my note, kindly write your
 name and apartment number on this paper and I will gladly pass it along to our carrier.
 I have also called the post office alerting them to this problem.
 Further, Elaina, our super, with whom I have shared your note, has offered to speak with the
 carrier personally. I have taken every measure I can think of to prevent this egregious act from
 occurring again, including sharing your concern (and your note) with other friends and
 neighbors
 I am truly sorry for the grievous inconvenience this has caused you. (And, on a more selfish
 note, I would also like my own mail put in my own mailbox.). If the unthinkable should happen
 again, and the mail carrier should inadvertently put my mail in your mailbox, perhaps, instead
 of troubling yourself with the onerous task of delivering it directly to my door, you could just
 leave it on the ledge above the mailboxes as the rest of our neighbors do for one another
 Thank you again for neighborly thoughtfulness. It does, indeed, inspire reciprocity.
 C. Fay
 Apartment #39
 P.S.: If this unfortunate event should re-occur, and you do feel compelled to keep my mail as
 you intimate in your note, I understand from my brother-in-law (who is in the FBI) that
 tampering knowingly with another's mail might constitute a federal offense. (I share this
 information with you in the same neighborly spirit implicit in your own missive.) Of course,
 pressing such a charge could prove problematic, as you have diffidently kept your identity
 anonymous. Therefore, my brother-in-law has offered to dust the mail you left under my door
 for fingerprints should it become necessary. I do hope it won't. I told my brother-in-law,
 thought that would be over reacting.
This neighbor dispute has a clear winner. And I am now C. Fay from apt 39’s biggest fan.

This neighbor dispute has a clear winner. And I am now C. Fay from apt 39’s biggest fan.

suffice: Joctor whoms theshitpostcalligrapher: yzghuldar: theshitpostcalligrapher: a new level of boredom *plays off-key and too slow Doctor Who theme* will this suffice
suffice: Joctor
 whoms
theshitpostcalligrapher:

yzghuldar:
theshitpostcalligrapher:
a new level of boredom
*plays off-key and too slow Doctor Who theme*

will this suffice

theshitpostcalligrapher: yzghuldar: theshitpostcalligrapher: a new level of boredom *plays off-key and too slow Doctor Who theme* will...

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suffice: But what if
 he doestos himself?
 oes reallty collapse
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suffice: RIP Bunny <p><a href="http://sorairo-deizu.tumblr.com/post/168528446952/valiantlyrainybouquet-tinysaurus-rex" class="tumblr_blog">sorairo-deizu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://valiantlyrainybouquet.tumblr.com/post/165984686336/tinysaurus-rex-saffarren-dinnermess" class="tumblr_blog">valiantlyrainybouquet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tinysaurus-rex.tumblr.com/post/165967308370/saffarren-dinnermess-hiyokoifish" class="tumblr_blog">tinysaurus-rex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://saffarren.tumblr.com/post/165966770662/dinnermess-hiyokoifish-thered498cp" class="tumblr_blog">saffarren</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dinnermess.tumblr.com/post/165960729374/hiyokoifish-thered498cp-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">dinnermess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hiyokoifish.tumblr.com/post/165935092780/thered498cp-celticpyro-vividroute" class="tumblr_blog">hiyokoifish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thered498cp.tumblr.com/post/165931777444/celticpyro-vividroute-jurvektheblogsmer" class="tumblr_blog">thered498cp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/165831549754/vividroute-jurvektheblogsmer-nooooo" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://vividroute.tumblr.com/post/165412823241/jurvektheblogsmer-nooooo" class="tumblr_blog">vividroute</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://jurvektheblogsmer.tumblr.com/post/165315729003/nooooo" class="tumblr_blog">jurvektheblogsmer</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>NooOOO</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="309" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b7a613ccf50a90d339cf800236e2816/tumblr_inline_owe6pjiWIE1qic1sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="309" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="611" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6b3b35640861fd2e2d9523dec8d42735/tumblr_inline_owzvqmwWyw1t1foa1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="611" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="kixianth-blog:fJPn4wAdD6XTYY4zU3jQlg:Z7l1nvwYsN1q"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2533077ceae7acb3d58ad5026c73f419/tumblr_mu0pnwGwVm1rrpj39o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p> Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away!</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god thank you phoenix wright</p> </blockquote> <p>yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.</p> </blockquote> <p>Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning?</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="256" data-tumblr-attribution="oddgert:Fc431R2DBtBWpSIEIuvulQ:ZACrOt1QI764r"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f43171b88b5185e309ec0cbc9a381589/tumblr_nbkbgoPAf31s2410lo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="256"/></figure><p>Feel free to explain that.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="180" data-orig-width="177" data-tumblr-attribution="mitsuruges:fgyUxIp6jZIrEL_5s7xKKA:ZAeDCk2PfA1iN"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/98a2eb9f4d8b38fa9e756460028bfcc6/tumblr_ovrfuzvmIt1uym9ezo1_250.gif" data-orig-height="180" data-orig-width="177"/></figure><p>I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds. </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="217" data-orig-width="332"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ba543df065f38f84e807967a4decf24/tumblr_inline_ox70qm4OIo1ta40au_500.jpg" data-orig-height="217" data-orig-width="332"/></figure><p>The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow. </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="993" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4bc882e3fefb5ab2fd29b74148d754c3/tumblr_inline_ox70qmgneR1ta40au_500.jpg" data-orig-height="993" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="640"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2df43b71ce8383b71b946ea3cdf7ddc6/tumblr_inline_ox70qniqRJ1ta40au_500.jpg" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="640"/></figure><p>In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon. </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="620"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0e31c8e1ceb66d60488948bceb51d8a6/tumblr_inline_ox70qn5FC01ta40au_500.jpg" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="620"/></figure><p>These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight!</p> </blockquote> <p>Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="611" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8ed25d0ba1db5624603c091a6dff362b/tumblr_inline_p0xtke83Oc1szd9fm_540.png" data-orig-height="611" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote>
suffice: RIP Bunny
<p><a href="http://sorairo-deizu.tumblr.com/post/168528446952/valiantlyrainybouquet-tinysaurus-rex" class="tumblr_blog">sorairo-deizu</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://valiantlyrainybouquet.tumblr.com/post/165984686336/tinysaurus-rex-saffarren-dinnermess" class="tumblr_blog">valiantlyrainybouquet</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://tinysaurus-rex.tumblr.com/post/165967308370/saffarren-dinnermess-hiyokoifish" class="tumblr_blog">tinysaurus-rex</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://saffarren.tumblr.com/post/165966770662/dinnermess-hiyokoifish-thered498cp" class="tumblr_blog">saffarren</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://dinnermess.tumblr.com/post/165960729374/hiyokoifish-thered498cp-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">dinnermess</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://hiyokoifish.tumblr.com/post/165935092780/thered498cp-celticpyro-vividroute" class="tumblr_blog">hiyokoifish</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thered498cp.tumblr.com/post/165931777444/celticpyro-vividroute-jurvektheblogsmer" class="tumblr_blog">thered498cp</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/165831549754/vividroute-jurvektheblogsmer-nooooo" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://vividroute.tumblr.com/post/165412823241/jurvektheblogsmer-nooooo" class="tumblr_blog">vividroute</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://jurvektheblogsmer.tumblr.com/post/165315729003/nooooo" class="tumblr_blog">jurvektheblogsmer</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>NooOOO</p></blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="309" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b7a613ccf50a90d339cf800236e2816/tumblr_inline_owe6pjiWIE1qic1sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="309" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="611" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6b3b35640861fd2e2d9523dec8d42735/tumblr_inline_owzvqmwWyw1t1foa1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="611" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="kixianth-blog:fJPn4wAdD6XTYY4zU3jQlg:Z7l1nvwYsN1q"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2533077ceae7acb3d58ad5026c73f419/tumblr_mu0pnwGwVm1rrpj39o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p> Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away!</p>
</blockquote>

<p>oh my god thank you phoenix wright</p>
</blockquote>
<p>yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning?</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="256" data-tumblr-attribution="oddgert:Fc431R2DBtBWpSIEIuvulQ:ZACrOt1QI764r"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f43171b88b5185e309ec0cbc9a381589/tumblr_nbkbgoPAf31s2410lo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="256"/></figure><p>Feel free to explain that.</p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="180" data-orig-width="177" data-tumblr-attribution="mitsuruges:fgyUxIp6jZIrEL_5s7xKKA:ZAeDCk2PfA1iN"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/98a2eb9f4d8b38fa9e756460028bfcc6/tumblr_ovrfuzvmIt1uym9ezo1_250.gif" data-orig-height="180" data-orig-width="177"/></figure><p>I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds. </p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="217" data-orig-width="332"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ba543df065f38f84e807967a4decf24/tumblr_inline_ox70qm4OIo1ta40au_500.jpg" data-orig-height="217" data-orig-width="332"/></figure><p>The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow. </p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="993" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4bc882e3fefb5ab2fd29b74148d754c3/tumblr_inline_ox70qmgneR1ta40au_500.jpg" data-orig-height="993" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="640"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2df43b71ce8383b71b946ea3cdf7ddc6/tumblr_inline_ox70qniqRJ1ta40au_500.jpg" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="640"/></figure><p>In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon. </p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="620"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0e31c8e1ceb66d60488948bceb51d8a6/tumblr_inline_ox70qn5FC01ta40au_500.jpg" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="620"/></figure><p>These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight!</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨</p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="611" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8ed25d0ba1db5624603c091a6dff362b/tumblr_inline_p0xtke83Oc1szd9fm_540.png" data-orig-height="611" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://sorairo-deizu.tumblr.com/post/168528446952/valiantlyrainybouquet-tinysaurus-rex" class="tumblr_blog">sorairo-deizu</a>...

suffice: HIMARUYA HIDEKAZ The world-famous JC4 is now on sale!! SUMMARY: THERE HAVE BEEN SUSPICIOUS GOINGS-ON IN FRANCE DURING THE FRENCH REVOLUTION, SO THEYLL HAVE TO BE AT THE READY. I CASUALLY BROUGHT LUP THE TOPIC OF ENCIRCLING FRANCE AND THE MOOD SEEMED REASONABLY COOPERATIVE WE BEATING YEAH I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. FRANCE? 드- BUT HE'S MY BEST CUSTOMER AT THE MOMENT.. HETASCANLATIONS HETASCANLATIONS.TUMBLR.COM WAIT A MINUTE, AUSTRIA. WE'RE GONNA TALK TO HIM JUST LIKE THAT? THAT FRANCE IS PRETTY FORMIDABLE SO, NOW THAT THE PREPARATIONS ARE IN ORDER, I THINK I'LL GO GIVE FRANCE A GOOD TALKING TO I GUESS IF I eO, WE SHOuLD PULL IT OFF SOMEHOW FRANCE IS EXHAUSTED RIGHT NOW JUST THE TWO OF US WILL SuFFICE. BESIDES, YOU'RE STRONG, RIGHTP BANG... BANG HETASCANLATIONS HE TASCANLATIOns.TUMBLR.COM PRuSSIA OPEN AUSTRIA WAS THE ONE WHO KEPT THE SHARPEST EYE ON HIM, AND MADE PREPARATIONS FOR WAR AGAINST FRANCE, BUT... FRANCE WAS SLIGHTLY FRUSTRATED WITH WHAT AUSTRIA AND PRUSSIA WERE DOING. IT SEEMED THAT THE SURROUNDING COUNTRIES WERE NOT YET KEEPING AN EYE ON FRANCE AS MUCH AS AUSTRIA WAS. IT WOULDN'T BE LONG BEFORE MR. FRANCE WENT ALL OUT. BECAUSE FRENCH PEOPLE PREFERRED TO USE ENGLISH-MADE FABRIC AFTER THE FRENCH REVOLUTION, DUE TO THE NATURAL LOOK BEING IN STYLE, FRANCE WAS A GOOD TRADING PARTNER TO ENGLAND EVEN THOUGH HE HATED HIM A LOT. SO ENGLAND WAS IN A POSITION WHERE HE WAS LIKE, "AT THIS POINT, ID LIKE TO BEAT UP FRANCE IF I COULD FIND A GOOD REASON, BUT NAH,IGUESS THINGS ARE FINE THE WAY THEY ARE CHAPAERTO BE RELEASEDON SEPIEMBER 2TH(FRIDAY hetascanlations: Hetalia World ☆ Stars - Chapter 309OriginalTranslation: y4nderenka // spaghettifelice Scanlation: cosyanet Please link back to our Tumblr when using translated imageson other sites.
suffice: HIMARUYA HIDEKAZ
 The world-famous JC4 is now on sale!!
 SUMMARY: THERE HAVE BEEN SUSPICIOUS GOINGS-ON IN FRANCE DURING
 THE FRENCH REVOLUTION, SO THEYLL HAVE TO BE AT THE READY.
 I CASUALLY
 BROUGHT
 LUP THE TOPIC
 OF ENCIRCLING
 FRANCE
 AND THE
 MOOD SEEMED
 REASONABLY
 COOPERATIVE
 WE
 BEATING
 YEAH
 I'LL THINK
 ABOUT IT.
 FRANCE?
 드-
 BUT
 HE'S
 MY BEST
 CUSTOMER
 AT THE
 MOMENT..
 HETASCANLATIONS
 HETASCANLATIONS.TUMBLR.COM
 WAIT
 A MINUTE,
 AUSTRIA.
 WE'RE GONNA
 TALK TO
 HIM JUST
 LIKE THAT?
 THAT FRANCE
 IS PRETTY
 FORMIDABLE
 SO, NOW
 THAT THE
 PREPARATIONS
 ARE IN ORDER,
 I THINK I'LL GO
 GIVE FRANCE
 A GOOD
 TALKING TO

 I GUESS
 IF I eO,
 WE SHOuLD
 PULL IT OFF
 SOMEHOW
 FRANCE
 IS EXHAUSTED
 RIGHT NOW
 JUST THE TWO
 OF US
 WILL SuFFICE.
 BESIDES,
 YOU'RE
 STRONG,
 RIGHTP
 BANG...
 BANG
 HETASCANLATIONS
 HE TASCANLATIOns.TUMBLR.COM
 PRuSSIA
 OPEN

 AUSTRIA WAS THE ONE WHO KEPT THE SHARPEST EYE ON HIM, AND
 MADE PREPARATIONS FOR WAR AGAINST FRANCE, BUT... FRANCE WAS
 SLIGHTLY FRUSTRATED WITH WHAT AUSTRIA AND PRUSSIA WERE DOING.
 IT SEEMED THAT THE SURROUNDING COUNTRIES WERE NOT YET KEEPING
 AN EYE ON FRANCE AS MUCH AS AUSTRIA WAS. IT WOULDN'T BE LONG
 BEFORE MR. FRANCE WENT ALL OUT.
 BECAUSE FRENCH PEOPLE PREFERRED TO USE ENGLISH-MADE FABRIC
 AFTER THE FRENCH REVOLUTION, DUE TO THE NATURAL LOOK BEING IN
 STYLE, FRANCE WAS A GOOD TRADING PARTNER TO ENGLAND EVEN
 THOUGH HE HATED HIM A LOT. SO ENGLAND WAS IN A POSITION WHERE
 HE WAS LIKE, "AT THIS POINT, ID LIKE TO BEAT UP FRANCE IF I COULD
 FIND A GOOD REASON, BUT NAH,IGUESS THINGS ARE FINE THE WAY
 THEY ARE
 CHAPAERTO BE RELEASEDON SEPIEMBER 2TH(FRIDAY
hetascanlations:
Hetalia World ☆ Stars - Chapter 309OriginalTranslation: y4nderenka // spaghettifelice Scanlation: cosyanet Please link back to our Tumblr when using translated imageson other sites.

hetascanlations: Hetalia World ☆ Stars - Chapter 309OriginalTranslation: y4nderenka // spaghettifelice Scanlation: cosyanet Please link b...

suffice: Islam feveryone HE DIDNT PAY ME A FINANCIAL MAHR Beautiful story. "Hiba Ammar writes: When my father proposed to my mother, he dedicated Surah Al-Imran, which he memorized off heart, as her "Mahr" (dowry). And when my husband proposed to me, my father told him that he would have to memorize a Surah of the Quran as my mahr. The wedding will not go on unless I've received my mahr I was asked to pick one of the surahs. I chose Surah Al-Noor. For all the laws that Surah contained within it and for the fact that it seemed hard to memorize on my behalf. And before our wedding day; aside of being busy preparing for our "Newly wedded Nest", the Quran wouldn't leave my husband's hand an entire month as he was memorizing the Surah. A few day before our wedding day, my husband came to recite to my father the Surah which he had completed. My father told him every time u make a mistake, you would have to start from the beginning all over again. My husband began reciting Surah Al-Noor with his calm-gentle voice in such a "beautiful" scene which I will never forget. My mother and I would look at one another and would smile awaiting my husband to make a mistake so he would have to start all over again and by that increase my "Reward". But my husband - May Allah bless him - had memorized the Surah off heart and didn't even forget one single verse of it. Once he finished my father hugged him and said to him: "Today I shall marry my daughter to you, for you have fulfilled her mahr and your pledge to me.." He didn't pay me a financial mahr, and we didn't buy gold worth tens of thousands. He sufficed me with Allah's words as an oath- contract between us. And the Question is.... I wonder what Surah my daughter will chose as her mahr in the future?"
suffice: Islam feveryone
 HE DIDNT PAY ME A
 FINANCIAL MAHR
Beautiful story. "Hiba Ammar writes: When my father proposed to my mother, he dedicated Surah Al-Imran, which he memorized off heart, as her "Mahr" (dowry). And when my husband proposed to me, my father told him that he would have to memorize a Surah of the Quran as my mahr. The wedding will not go on unless I've received my mahr I was asked to pick one of the surahs. I chose Surah Al-Noor. For all the laws that Surah contained within it and for the fact that it seemed hard to memorize on my behalf. And before our wedding day; aside of being busy preparing for our "Newly wedded Nest", the Quran wouldn't leave my husband's hand an entire month as he was memorizing the Surah. A few day before our wedding day, my husband came to recite to my father the Surah which he had completed. My father told him every time u make a mistake, you would have to start from the beginning all over again. My husband began reciting Surah Al-Noor with his calm-gentle voice in such a "beautiful" scene which I will never forget. My mother and I would look at one another and would smile awaiting my husband to make a mistake so he would have to start all over again and by that increase my "Reward". But my husband - May Allah bless him - had memorized the Surah off heart and didn't even forget one single verse of it. Once he finished my father hugged him and said to him: "Today I shall marry my daughter to you, for you have fulfilled her mahr and your pledge to me.." He didn't pay me a financial mahr, and we didn't buy gold worth tens of thousands. He sufficed me with Allah's words as an oath- contract between us. And the Question is.... I wonder what Surah my daughter will chose as her mahr in the future?"

Beautiful story. "Hiba Ammar writes: When my father proposed to my mother, he dedicated Surah Al-Imran, which he memorized off heart, as...