🇲🇽 25+ Best Memes About Streets

From the Streets of Seattle…

Streets: inquisitorhotpants: burntcopper: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff. Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this: Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes. Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

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Streets: [NSFW] [Rape and torture] You really can get away with anything. And Chuds want troops in the streets.

[NSFW] [Rape and torture] You really can get away with anything. And Chuds want troops in the streets.

Streets: serialreblogger: jaubaius: A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die. !!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch. Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food. i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!!

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Streets: portentous-offerings: pg-chan: serialreblogger: jaubaius: A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die. !!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch. Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food. i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!! Also, by the car stopping for them, that hedgehog has two other species actively working to help it stay alive for no gain of their own. Reminds me of that professor who said the beginning of civilization was when someone took care of another. The broken thigh bone thing. “Helping someone else through difficulty is where civilization starts. We are at our best when we serve others.” - Margaret Mead

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Streets: omg-humor: Shit in the streets

omg-humor: Shit in the streets

Streets: Streets been waiting on their review😂 by Hexic10 MORE MEMES

Streets been waiting on their review😂 by Hexic10 MORE MEMES

Streets: This photo of Brazilian soldiers patrolling the streets on water buffaloes reminded me of my favorite character in Blazing Saddles

This photo of Brazilian soldiers patrolling the streets on water buffaloes reminded me of my favorite character in Blazing Saddles

Streets: This photo of Brazilian soldiers patrolling the streets on water buffaloes reminded me of my favorite character in Blazing Saddles

This photo of Brazilian soldiers patrolling the streets on water buffaloes reminded me of my favorite character in Blazing Saddles

Streets: the-strongest-decoy: arcticfoxbear: by-grace-of-god: prolifeproliberty: candiikismet: gingersofficial: Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now. If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word. He tells us more… So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons. Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni . Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later. It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles. I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️ Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms. “And my bed?”Yes, and your bed.“And that wall?”Yep.“And the armchair?”Yes, the armchair too.……“And… the book case?”Y— “And my home?”Yep, the whole apartment block.“And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.”Haha, it is.……“But is it made of atoms?”Yep.“And… [best friend]’s home?”Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home. “Is [yet another friend]’s home?” Update from the other night: “Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?”—Yes! Yes it is. I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language. Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?” yep! *runs over to her on the floor**puts face up real close to hers*“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?” @radioactivepeasant @themagdalenwriting @iusedtohaveanaccount “HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”

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Streets: The Mean Streets

The Mean Streets

Streets: The Mean Streets by TigerUppercut08 MORE MEMES

The Mean Streets by TigerUppercut08 MORE MEMES

Streets: Shit in the streets

Shit in the streets

Streets: Government fast tracks police recruits onto the streets in response to coronavirus lockdown …

Government fast tracks police recruits onto the streets in response to coronavirus lockdown …

Streets: randomslasher: seek-strength: geekinallitsglory: sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart: judgingitsilently: krazieleylines: typicalpony: How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat. There is no downside to this at all This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great. Bless u ^ humanity still exists. Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping highschool students who are struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books Bless this post and you kind hearted people. AND it says “AT LEAST” one week a month so you don’t have to stop at just one week, you could do this literally every day. And it doesn’t say it has to be the same child the whole week so you could easily pick one child each day, ‘cause let’s face it you could probably take care of most everything in that one day and spread your child-helping ability even further.

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Streets: Streets hot, food not

Streets hot, food not

Streets: Streets hot, food not by eyerollingsex MORE MEMES

Streets hot, food not by eyerollingsex MORE MEMES

Streets: Can’t imagine a black batman being alive that long on the streets

Can’t imagine a black batman being alive that long on the streets

Streets: Can’t imagine a black batman being alive that long on the streets

Can’t imagine a black batman being alive that long on the streets

Streets: Two police cars managed to crash into each other in the currently empty streets of Milan

Two police cars managed to crash into each other in the currently empty streets of Milan

Streets: Two police cars managed to crash into each other in the currently empty streets of Milan

Two police cars managed to crash into each other in the currently empty streets of Milan

Streets: Two police cars managed to crash into each other in the currently empty streets of Milan

Two police cars managed to crash into each other in the currently empty streets of Milan

Streets: The streets are always hiring

The streets are always hiring

Streets: A Kenyan lady found her childhood friend on the streets struggling with drug addiction. She took him to rehabilitation and now he’s a new man

A Kenyan lady found her childhood friend on the streets struggling with drug addiction. She took him to rehabilitation and now he’s a new...

Streets: A Kenyan lady found her childhood friend on the streets struggling with drug addiction. She took him to rehabilitation and now he’s a new man

A Kenyan lady found her childhood friend on the streets struggling with drug addiction. She took him to rehabilitation and now he’s a new...

Streets: babyanimalgifs: a very scared abandoned dog was saved off of the streets and regained her happiness video by @hopeforpaws

babyanimalgifs: a very scared abandoned dog was saved off of the streets and regained her happiness video by @hopeforpaws

Streets: The streets are always hiring

The streets are always hiring

Streets: by-grace-of-god: prolifeproliberty: candiikismet: gingersofficial: Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now. If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word. He tells us more… So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons. Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni . Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later. It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles. I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️ Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms. “And my bed?”Yes, and your bed.“And that wall?”Yep.“And the armchair?”Yes, the armchair too.……“And… the book case?”Y— “And my home?”Yep, the whole apartment block.“And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.”Haha, it is.……“But is it made of atoms?”Yep.“And… [best friend]’s home?”Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home. “Is [yet another friend]’s home?” Update from the other night: “Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?”—Yes! Yes it is. I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language. Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?” yep! *runs over to her on the floor**puts face up real close to hers*“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”

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Streets: hiphopmemes: she belong to the streets

hiphopmemes: she belong to the streets

Streets: 9:22 1 Boujee and 5 others liked dah meh lee @Dah_meh_lee White people do all this to save a dog from the streets but literally ignore the homeless human man they're stealing from liv @livpulsford 1d this makes me so sad taking a homeless man's dog animal rights activists Show this thread 10:54 AM · 1/9/20 · Twitter for iPhone 180K Retweets 539K Likes Tweet your reply They’re legit stealing this homeless mans dog by killazzz MORE MEMES

They’re legit stealing this homeless mans dog by killazzz MORE MEMES

Streets: 1 100% ull AT&T 6:59 PM Tweet 23 Judd Apatow Retweeted DL Hughley @RealDLHughley It's weird that Americans are willing to spend trillions to kill people they have never seen! But won't give a dollar to house people they see on their streets everyday! TeamDI 1/5/20, 6:20 PM 245 Retweets 894 Likes Dan F @Dee_J_Eff· 33m Replying to @RealDLHughley Can't make money off fixing homelessness Tweet your reply It’s weird like that

It’s weird like that

Streets: they told me she belong to the streets... so I became the streets Im da street

Im da street

Streets: they told me she belong to the streets... so I became the streets Im da street via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Q7gqYS

Im da street via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Q7gqYS

Streets: Are u here from r/tinder That was a dad joke i see. I am creepy and not funny Look at you giving out love react like a paedophile giving out candy I'm more of a r/wellthatsucks in the streets and a r/nosleep in the sheets. You know what I tell people who don't like pedophiles? Grow up. Woof. Woof. I already like you Slap my butt like my uncle and i am all urs Oh, not a priest person I see. No. Priests give me yeast infection. But how else would you pray for your daily bread? Sent Type a message... GIF Forgive me father

Forgive me father

Streets: TAGE O University of London - University College London O 8 kilometers away Russia's finest export since communismi Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets Hit me up if you like vodka and dictators Gonna need to take a crash course on dictators

Gonna need to take a crash course on dictators

Streets: DaBaby O @DaBabyDaBaby Someone died last night while the police department wasting resources and officers to harass me in attempt to make a bad example out of me. When in reality, i'm the most positive example the city of Charlotte got. Especially for anybody in the streets of Charlotte and the KIDS. #DaBaby had this to say via #Twitter after his arrest 👀 @DaBabyDaBaby https://t.co/I2Cd7mhSDH

#DaBaby had this to say via #Twitter after his arrest 👀 @DaBabyDaBaby https://t.co/I2Cd7mhSDH

Streets: My mum: Stop playing football in the streets and come home for dinner. 10 years old me: https://t.co/5qfUll79Tr

My mum: Stop playing football in the streets and come home for dinner. 10 years old me: https://t.co/5qfUll79Tr

Streets: MUSCLECARSCLUB.COM New Bill That Would Allow Drivers To Hit Protesters If They Are Standing On The Streets ESS Good.

Good.

Streets: MUSCLECARSCLUB.COM New Bill That Would Allow Drivers To Hit Protesters If They Are Standing On The Streets F(heavy breathing) Alexa, play “let the bodys hit the floor”

Alexa, play “let the bodys hit the floor”

Streets: >14786690 (OP) well you know what they say Cum and go Drip and dip Nail and bail Nut then strut Plow and ciao Suck and duck Skeet and yeet Hit it and quit it Ram and scram Screw and sho0 Shoot and scoot Squirt and revert Smash and dash Skeet and retreat Rape and escape Hump then dump Kiss then dismiss Finger don't linger Cuddle then scuttle Breed then proceed Get lade then evade Jack of then back off Ejaculate and evacuate Go down and skip town Impregnate and immigrate Tear her apart then depart Bust a nut then leave the hut Fuck her ass then hit the gas Suck her toes then say adios Fill her hole then take a stroll Shoot the Jizz then out you is Spray DNA and refuse to stay Smash mouth and dash south Give her cock then run a block Make a baby and run like crazy Smash her rear then disappear Hit the spot then ditch the thot Blow your load and hit the road Shoot the glaze then run aways Shoot your goo and say "adieu" Give her meat then hit the street Shoot your shit then fucking split Get some brain then ride the train Paint her face and leave the place Give her the dick and get out quick Fill the crack and never come back Ruin her sheets then hit the streets Rock her box then change the locks Insert your cock then promptly walk Make her your play mate and vacate Slide in your meat then hit the street Fertilize her seed then need for speed Empty your sack and don't come back Cum on her back then get on the track Fuck her fast then leave her in the past Get insider her gown then get out of town Prove you ain't gay then run the fuck away Please your monkey and leave the country Take her virginity then change your vicinity Give it to the lad then make like a black dad Prompt her wetting then change your setting Explore your sexuality then reposition your locality Upload your generic information then appear in a different nation Preform vaginal penetration then proceed to change your location Put yourseif inside her a fair amount then change your physical whereabouts Also known as one night stand

Also known as one night stand

Streets: A man who had assaulted his date in her apartment was told to leave but he wouldn't listen. When he confidently started walking around her apartment and destroying things she took a chance and pushed a naked man outside and locked the door. He tried to break the door but failed. He yelled and threatened her, then calmed down and started apologizing, then got mad again because she wouldn't let him back in. Someone called the police and he was arrested for disturbing of peace. Police officers walked him naked to the police car around the neighbourgho0od (unfortunately they parked at the other side of the road). The 26 year old man who works as programmer was found guilty of the assault and sentence for 160 hours of community work at public cleaning services (picking up trash on the streets). Man charged with assault after Tinder date gone bad

Man charged with assault after Tinder date gone bad

Streets: ursday, April 4, 2013 50p Banned for driving 'under influence of drum and bass' Exclusive AN erratic driver pulled over by police was merely under the influence of 'drum and bass' music, a court heard yesterday. Police didn't chase Aaron Cogley, 25, but followed on intrigued as he dawdled through back streets, took a sharp turn and crawled through two sets of red traffic lights. After hauling him out of his vehicle it transpired he was not drunk or on drugs but was instead intoxicated by the top tunes blaring from the stereo in his white van. Cogley was sentenced yesterday after ad- mitting dangerous driving. Full story: See page 16

Streets: ursday, April 4, 2013 50p Banned for driving 'under influence of drum and bass' Exclusive AN erratic driver pulled over by police was merely under the influence of 'drum and bass' music, a court heard yesterday. Police didn't chase Aaron Cogley, 25, but followed on intrigued as he dawdled through back streets, took a sharp turn and crawled through two sets of red traffic lights. After hauling him out of his vehicle it transpired he was not drunk or on drugs but was instead intoxicated by the top tunes blaring from the stereo in his white van. Cogley was sentenced yesterday after ad- mitting dangerous driving. Full story: See page 16 chrispalmermusic:I know we can’t post images, but i just had to.http://dailyelectro.tumblr.com/

chrispalmermusic:I know we can’t post images, but i just had to.http://dailyelectro.tumblr.com/

Streets: Hey im new here @bigpapiiyogii being single is cool but i miss waking up in the middle of the night to see shorty sitting in the corner of the bed crying with my phone in her hand 10:50 PM 01 Dec 19 Twitter for iPhone 9,279 Retweets 35.5K Likes Hey im new here @bigpapiiyo... 16h i never stopped her either i just looked at her and went back to sleep. let her finish doing what she doing. i'll deal with it later. L 419 10 1,553 “I belong to the streets”

“I belong to the streets”

Streets: Hey im new here @bigpapiiyogii being single is cool but i miss waking up in the middle of the night to see shorty sitting in the corner of the bed crying with my phone in her hand 10:50 PM 01 Dec 19 Twitter for iPhone 9,279 Retweets 35.5K Likes Hey im new here @bigpapiiyo... 16h i never stopped her either i just looked at her and went back to sleep. let her finish doing what she doing. i'll deal with it later. L 419 10 1,553 “I belong to the streets” by TwilightOuterZone MORE MEMES

“I belong to the streets” by TwilightOuterZone MORE MEMES

Streets: Alex Olshansky @atosoccer Ran into a casual high school acquaintance l haven't seen in 10 years on NYC streets. Without saying a word she gives me a high five and keeps walking. Be like her. 😂😂

😂😂

Streets: ABOUT ME INTERESTS Once got a congratulatory card from Guy Fieri WHY YOU 14% SHOULD 25% Mediocre at beer pong 10% SWIPE RIGHT Can make a mean frozen ON ME pizza 16% 15% BY SIERRA Can do stupid spontaneous things sometimes() 20% Calling all cute boys Once cut my own hair Concerts WANE Tattoos Horror Movies Fleetwood Mac Makeup Carbs .Once slept on the streets of Minneapolis for 2 days for a concert WAINE ச Sierra 19 Sierra 19 Sierra 19 73 miles away 73 miles away 73 miles away One, Two Step 0:13-0:16 One, Two Step 0:13-0:16 One, Two Step 0:13-0:16 My Anthe X My Anthe X My Anthe X STRENGTHS WEAKNESSES IN CONCLUSION Strengths STATISTICS Am way better looking than I was 2 years ago so things can only go uphill from here Honest Funny You've made it this far Organized I'm just tryna be someone's brown eyed girl Hopefully Creative Great PowerPoint maker Probably funny sometimes idk Weaknesses My mom thinks I'm decent Shy Does not have 20/20 vision 1.5 2017 2019 Sierra 19 Sierra 19 Sierra 19 Esthetician Esthetician 73 miles away One, Two Step 0:13-0:16 One, Two Step 0:13-0:16 One, Two Step 0:13-0:16 PIC COLLAGE My Anthe X I admire the dedication

I admire the dedication

Streets: You got two bullets. You're in a room with Hitler, Bill Cosby, Cardi B, a massive spider and Stuart Little. Who you shooting? Your days are filled with fun and kindness as your loving parents try to nurture you in the most pleasant environment possible. One day you awaken one night to the smell of smoke, you open your eyes and begin to choke, you try to find your parents but you can't get past the toddler-proof gate in the doorway scream unable to accept your Screi doom. That's when Yesterday 10:31 pm Bill and hitler You lie down and Surely that's the only reasonable answer your father rushes in to collect you, you cling onto him for vou dear life as he takes you e and places you on the grass "IHAVE TO GO GET MUMMY!u Yesterday 10:49 pm Actually no! The correct answer is to shoot Stuart twice but I admire your conviction. He bt's the last you ever see back inside, but runs alas, of him You escape the ordeal with minor scarring, but it's nothing in mparison to the heartbreak you Today 12:40 am Can I get an explanation for that one pls sir felt that night. You have no grandparents, no aunties or uncles, no guardians whatsoever, and as a result, are forced to live in an orphanage. Today 1:11 am Sure can. Imagine this. You are four years old, and you've got a mother and father who love you very much. Type a message Send Type a message Send Iidppess IS. Day, weeks, months, years go by, and as you watch all the other orphans leave with their new foster parents, you're hopes of I'll never forget what Stuart Little took from me. having a happy life diminish more and more. One day a young Today 3:17 am couple come in, they remind you Can I change my answer डि ग कार सा much of your parents except ा they've already got a क पाCgical Be my guest son. But that's okay. You try extra hard to make an impression on this family a f your last chance at livinga shildhood, When the time has as Me so I never have to think about that again come for them to formally tell the which child orphanage matron they are going to adopt, you eagerly await your name to be announced. That's when they adopt A FUCKING RAT INSTEAD OF YOU. This destroys your morale, you give up, you run away from the orphanage, get raised by the streets as a petty pickpocket, you'll never remember what true happiness is. That's the spirit. Next time I can tell you about the time Shrek cyberbullied me if you want. Today 10:22 am Okay pls don't unmatch, this is important stuff now. But do you think it's sometimes better to ask forgiveness rather than permission? I'll never forget what Stuart Little took from me Yes Type a message Send Type a message.. Send Why he hates Stuart Little

Why he hates Stuart Little

Streets: 4:32 You got two bullets. You're in a room with Hitler, Bill Cosby, Cardi B, a massive spider and Stuart Little. Who you shooting? Wednesday 11:31 pm Bill and hitler Surely that's the only reasonable answer Wednesday 11:49 pm Actually no! The correct answer is to shoot Stuart twice butI admire your conviction. Today 1:40 am Can I get an explanation for that one pls sir Today 2:11 am Sure can. Imagine this. You are four years old, and you've got a mother and father who love you very much. Your days are filled with fun and kindness as your loving parents try to nurture you in the most pleasant environment possible. One day you awaken one to the smell of smoke, night you open your eyes and begin to choke, you try to find your parents but you can't get past the toddler-proof gate in the doorway. You lie down and scream, unable to accept your impending doom. That's when your father rushes in to collect you, you cling onto him for your dear life as he takes you outside and places you on the grass. "I HAVE TO GO GET MUMMY!" He bravely runs back inside, but alas, that's the last you ever see of him. You escape the ordeal with minor scarring, but it's nothing in comparison to the heartbreak you felt that night. You have no grandparents, no aunties or uncles, no guardians whatsoever, and as a result, are forced to live in an orphanage Day, weeks, months, years go by, and as you watch all the other orphans leave with their new foster parents, you're hopes of having a happy life diminish more and more. One day a young couple come in, they remind you much of your parents except they've already got a biological son. But that's okay. You try extra hard to make an impression on this family as this may be your last chance at living a fulfilled childhood. When the time has come for them to formally tell the orphanage matron which child they are going to adopt, you eagerly await your name to be announced. That's when they adopt A FUCKING RAT INSTEAD OF YOU. This destroys your morale, you give up, you run away from the orphanage get raised by the streets as a petty pickpocket, you'll never remember what true happiness Is I'll never forget what Stuart Little took from me Today 4:17 am Can I change my answer Be my guest Me so I never have to think about that again That's the spirit. Next time I can tell you about the time Shrek cyberbullied me if you want. Sent Type a message GIF Why I hate Stuart Little.

Why I hate Stuart Little.

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