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Bad, Internet, and Life: 53 points 1 day ago Was a Republican all my life until 2016. Trump supporters are traitors. permalink embed save report give award reply 16 points 19 hours ago H I was a Republican up until around 2008. The ideals they pretend to hold just don't line up with their behavior. permalink embed save parent report give award reply 1 point 9 hours ago H I'd say there are plenty of scumbaqs and Liars on both sides. But personally I drew the line at treason and open bigotry in 2016 permalink embed save parent report give award reply 0 points 12 hours ago H Bush who is literally a war criminal and responsible for 1+ million dead Iraqis, invaded another country on lie is okay, but Trump blackmailing someone is where you draw the line? permalink embed save parent report give award reply points 10 hours ago H Hey look it's that same lie about the number of casualties from the Iraq War that you got from a meme permalink embed save parent report give award reply 1 point 8 hours ago So where did I say that the dead are only from the duration of Iraq war? permalink embed save parent report give award reply 0 points 6 hours ago I was a Republican up until around 2008. Obama was president when I made the switch. but Trump blackmailing someone is where you draw the line? ???? permalink embed save parent report give award reply 0 points 6 hours ago So you were fine with a war criminal? permalink embed save parent report give award reply point 6 hours ago I grew up in the deep south. I listen to morning talk radio with a Republican slant every morning. The accepted doctrine that me and virtually everyone in my life at the time thought was that even if we entered Iraq under faulty intelligence, it was an honest mistake and we'd be fools to let accusations of WMD ao unchecked -14 points 22 hours ago You were a Republican under Bush but not Trump? Do you only care about optics?, now that the rot of the us's broken political political system is clear, or would you rather "feel good" where the corruption is covered up and hidden out of view? permalink embed save parent report give award reply oints 22 hours ago I don't know what this means. Try again with proper grammar and sentence structure. permalink embed save parent report give award reply -20 points 22 hours ago* Are you illiterate? Maybe its your inner Republican showing. Edit: Let me rephrase, Trump bad? Or Trump and Bush bad? permalink embed save parent report give award reply Н 4 points 21 hours ago It takes a real oblivious person to post sucha grammatically childish comment then ask me if I'm illiterate. Since you are so interested in corruption I'm sure you can give us all a lesson in the corruption found in the Democratic Party. Perhaps you could start with them hijacking their own primary elections in 2016. Or maybe the Clinton real estate frauds. You are simpleton partisan trash The left's version of a trump supporter. permalink embed save parent report give award reply 7 points 21 hours ago To be fair, it's a legitimate question which is did Trump finally broke the camel's back or is it just because Trump is the worst. OP was just too aggressive on his stance and therefore seeming asking in bad faith. permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply 0 points 20 hours ago I don't agree with you. I think if idiots like him hadn't spent so much time calling Bush a Nazi then people would have paid more notice when the real fascist showed up permalink embed save parent report give award reply H 6 points 20 hours ago You haven't even answered the question even when I myself asked it permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply points 20 hours ago I don't owe you anything H 7 points 19 hours ago Ok boomer. permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply 0 points 19 hours ago permalink embed save parent report give award reply 0 points 10 hours ago Lam 34, And I have the sense to know the difference between an actual and an attack. And I do not waste lot of time with people who pretend to ask questions. Liars are boring permalink embed save parent report give award reply 0 points 4 hours ago H Firstly, seems like you're new to the internet and just gives credence to my statement Secondly, Boomer is a state of mind. Lastly, How do you "pretend" to ask questions? It's a legitimate question that was asked calmly by someone who is not part of your partisan politics. I'm not American so you can drop the "OMG this is why I hated libruls in the first place" shtick. permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply 0 points 3 hours ago I also don't understand why anyone would think telling someone they aren't Adept at the internet is an insult. You're right I'm not I live a real life out there. I guess you say you are the opposite and take a lot of pride in your internet skills. Honestly I stopped reading your comments after that point because what could you possibly have to say of interest Is it normal to be this defensive over a question from someone who genuinely just wants to know?
Bad, Internet, and Life: 53 points 1 day ago
 Was a Republican all my life until 2016. Trump supporters are traitors.
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 16 points 19 hours ago
 H
 I was a Republican up until around 2008. The ideals they pretend to hold just don't line up with their behavior.
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 1 point 9 hours ago
 H
 I'd say there are plenty of scumbaqs and Liars on both sides. But personally I drew the line at treason and open bigotry in 2016
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 0 points 12 hours ago
 H
 Bush who is literally a war criminal and responsible for 1+ million dead Iraqis, invaded another country on lie is okay, but Trump
 blackmailing someone is where you draw the line?
 permalink embed save parent report give award reply
 points 10 hours ago
 H
 Hey look it's that same lie about the number of casualties from the Iraq War that you got from a meme
 permalink embed save parent report give award reply
 1 point 8 hours ago
 So where did I say that the dead are only from the duration of Iraq war?
 permalink embed save parent report give award reply
 0 points 6 hours ago
 I was a Republican up until around 2008.
 Obama was president when I made the switch.
 but Trump blackmailing someone is where you draw the line?
 ????
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 0 points 6 hours ago
 So you were fine with a war criminal?
 permalink embed save parent report give award reply
 point 6 hours ago
 I grew up in the deep south. I listen to morning talk radio with a Republican slant every morning. The accepted doctrine that me and
 virtually everyone in my life at the time thought was that even if we entered Iraq under faulty intelligence, it was an honest mistake
 and we'd be fools to let accusations of WMD ao unchecked
 -14 points 22 hours ago
 You were a Republican under Bush but not Trump? Do you only care about optics?, now that the rot of the us's broken political
 political system is clear, or would you rather "feel good" where the corruption is covered up and hidden out of view?
 permalink embed save parent report give award reply
 oints 22 hours ago
 I don't know what this means. Try again with proper grammar and sentence structure.
 permalink embed save parent report give award reply
 -20 points 22 hours ago*
 Are you illiterate? Maybe its your inner Republican showing.
 Edit: Let me rephrase,
 Trump bad?
 Or
 Trump and Bush bad?
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 Н
 4 points 21 hours ago
 It takes a real oblivious person to post sucha grammatically childish comment then ask me if I'm illiterate. Since you are so
 interested in corruption I'm sure you can give us all a lesson in the corruption found in the Democratic Party. Perhaps you could start
 with them hijacking their own primary elections in 2016. Or maybe the Clinton real estate frauds. You are simpleton partisan trash
 The left's version of a trump supporter.
 permalink embed save parent report give award reply
 7 points 21 hours ago
 To be fair, it's a legitimate question which is did Trump finally broke the camel's back or is it just because Trump is the worst. OP was
 just too aggressive on his stance and therefore seeming asking in bad faith.
 permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply
 0 points 20 hours ago
 I don't agree with you. I think if idiots like him hadn't spent so much time calling Bush a Nazi then people would have paid more
 notice when the real fascist showed up
 permalink embed save parent report give award reply
 H
 6 points 20 hours ago
 You haven't even answered the question even when I myself asked it
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 points 20 hours ago
 I don't owe you anything
 H
 7 points 19 hours ago
 Ok boomer.
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 0 points 19 hours ago
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 0 points 10 hours ago
 Lam 34, And I have the sense to know the difference between an actual and an attack. And I do not waste
 lot of time with people
 who pretend to ask questions. Liars are boring
 permalink embed save parent report give award reply
 0 points 4 hours ago
 H
 Firstly, seems like you're new to the internet and just gives credence to my statement
 Secondly, Boomer is a state of mind.
 Lastly, How do you "pretend" to ask questions? It's a legitimate question that was asked calmly by someone who is not part of your
 partisan politics. I'm not American so you can drop the "OMG this is why I hated libruls in the first place" shtick.
 permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply
 0 points 3 hours ago
 I also don't understand why anyone would think telling someone they aren't Adept at the internet is an insult. You're right I'm not I live
 a real life out there. I guess you say you are the opposite and take a lot of pride in your internet skills. Honestly I stopped reading
 your comments after that point because what could you possibly have to say of interest
Is it normal to be this defensive over a question from someone who genuinely just wants to know?

Is it normal to be this defensive over a question from someone who genuinely just wants to know?

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You cast magic missile as a 5th-level spell. Roll a d10. Your height changes by a number of inches 09-10 55-56 For the next minute, any flammable object you touch that isn't being worn or carried by another creature 11-12 57-58 equal to the roll. If the roll is odd, you shrink. If the roll is even, you grow. bursts into flame. You cast confusion centered on yourself. For the next minute, you regain 5 hit points at the start of each of your turns. You regain your lowest-level expended spell slot. For the next minute, you must shout when you speak. You cast fog cloud centered on yourself. 13-14 59-60 15-16 61-62 63-64 You grow a long beard made of feathers that remains Up to three creatures you choose within 30 feet of you take 4d10 lightning damage. You are frightened by the nearest creature until the end of your next turn. 17-18 65-66 until you sneeze, at which point the feathers explode out from your face. 67-68 You cast grease centered on yourself Creatures have disadvantage on saving throws against 19-20 Each creature within 30 feet of you becomes invisible 69-70 21-22 the next spell you cast in the next minute that involves for the next minute. The invisibility ends on a creature when it attacks or casts a spell. a saving throw. Your skin turns a vibrant shade of blue. A remove curse You gain resistance to all damage for the next minute. A random creature within 60 feet of you becomes poisoned for ld4 hours. You glow with bright light in a 30-foot radius for the 71-72 23-24 spell can end this effect. An eye appears on your forehead for the next minute During that time, you have advantage (Perception) checks that rely on sight For the next minute, all your spells with a casting time of 1 action have a casting time of 1 bonus action 73-74 25-26 Wisdom 75-76 next minute. Any creature that ends its turn within 5 feet of you is blinded until the end of its next turn 27-28 You cast polymorph on yourself. If you fail the saving throw, you turn into a sheep for the spell's duration. llusory butterflies and flower petals flutter in the air within 10 feet of you for the next minute. 77-78 You teleport up to 60 feet to an unoccupied space of your choice that you can see. 29-30 79-80 You are transported to the Astral Plane until the end of your next turn, after which time you return 31-32 You can take one additional action immediately. Each creature within 30 feet of you takes 1d10 necrotic damage. You regain hit points equal to the sum of the necrotic damage dealt. You cast mirror image. You cast fly on a random creature within 60 feet of you. 81-82 to the space you previously occupied or the nearest unoccupied space if that space is occupied Maximize the damage of the next damaging spell you 83-84 33-34 cast within the next minute. 85-86 Roll a d10. Your age changes by a number of years equal to the roll. If the roll is odd, you get younger 35-36 87-88 You become invisible for the next minute. During that 89-90 time, other creatures can't hear you. The invisibility ends if you attack or cast a spell. (minimum 1 year old). If the roll is even, you get older. 1d6 flumphs controlled by the DM appear in unoccupied spaces within 60 feet of you and are frightened of you. They vanish after 1 minute. 37-38 91-92 If you die within the next minute, you immediately come back to life as if by the reincarnate spell. 39-40 You regain 2d10 hit points Your size increases by one size category for the next 93-94 You turn into a potted plant until the start of your next turn. While a plant, you are incapacitated and have vulnerability to all damage. If you drop to 0 hit points, your pot breaks, and your form reverts. For the next minute, you can teleport up to 20 feet as a bonus action on each of your turns. 41-42 minute. You and all creatures within 30 feet of you gain vulnerability to piercing damage for the next minute. You are surrounded by faint, ethereal music for the 95-96 97-98 43-44 next minute. 99-00 You regain all expended sorcery points. 104 Hey dms players and alike please help me make the most bullshit wild magic table ever, as the normal table isn't challenging enough. (My players said this and I am a bit evil so let's make this happen! I wanna plant 100 spells in here, mostly effects)
Beard, Fail, and Life: WILD MAGIC SURGE
 d100
 Effect
 d100
 Effect
 Roll on this table at the start of each of your turns for
 You cast levitate on yourself.
 A unicorn controlled by the DM appears in a space
 01-02
 45-46
 the next minute, ignoring this result on subsequent
 47-48
 rolls.
 within 5 feet of you, then disappears 1 minute later.
 For the next minute, you can see any invisible creature
 if you have line of sight to it.
 A modron chosen and controlled by the DM appears
 You can't speak for the next minute. Whenever you
 try, pink bubbles float out of your mouth
 03-04
 49-50
 51-52 A spectral shield hovers near you for the next minute,
 05-06
 in an unoccupied space within 5 feet of you, then
 disappears 1 minute later.
 You cast fireball as a 3rd-level spell centered on
 granting you a +2 bonus to AC and immunity to magic
 missile
 You are immune to being intoxicated by alcohol for
 the next 5d6 days
 Your hair falls out but grows back within 24 hours.
 53-54
 07-08
 yourself.
 You cast magic missile as a 5th-level spell.
 Roll a d10. Your height changes by a number of inches
 09-10
 55-56
 For the next minute, any flammable object you touch
 that isn't being worn or carried by another creature
 11-12
 57-58
 equal to the roll. If the roll is odd, you shrink. If the
 roll is even, you grow.
 bursts into flame.
 You cast confusion centered on yourself.
 For the next minute, you regain 5 hit points at the
 start of each of your turns.
 You regain your lowest-level expended spell slot.
 For the next minute, you must shout when you speak.
 You cast fog cloud centered on yourself.
 13-14
 59-60
 15-16
 61-62
 63-64
 You grow a long beard made of feathers that remains
 Up to three creatures you choose within 30 feet of you
 take 4d10 lightning damage.
 You are frightened by the nearest creature until the
 end of your next turn.
 17-18
 65-66
 until you sneeze, at which point the feathers explode
 out from your face.
 67-68
 You cast grease centered on yourself
 Creatures have disadvantage on saving throws against
 19-20
 Each creature within 30 feet of you becomes invisible
 69-70
 21-22
 the next spell you cast in the next minute that involves
 for the next minute. The invisibility ends on a creature
 when it attacks or casts a spell.
 a saving throw.
 Your skin turns a vibrant shade of blue. A remove curse
 You gain resistance to all damage for the next minute.
 A random creature within 60 feet of you becomes
 poisoned for ld4 hours.
 You glow with bright light in a 30-foot radius for the
 71-72
 23-24
 spell can end this effect.
 An eye appears on your forehead for the next minute
 During that time, you have advantage
 (Perception) checks that rely on sight
 For the next minute, all your spells with a casting time
 of 1 action have a casting time of 1 bonus action
 73-74
 25-26
 Wisdom
 75-76
 next minute. Any creature that ends its turn within 5
 feet of you is blinded until the end of its next turn
 27-28
 You cast polymorph on yourself. If you fail the saving
 throw, you turn into a sheep for the spell's duration.
 llusory butterflies and flower petals flutter in the air
 within 10 feet of you for the next minute.
 77-78
 You teleport up to 60 feet to an unoccupied space of
 your choice that you can see.
 29-30
 79-80
 You are transported to the Astral Plane until the
 end of your next turn, after which time you return
 31-32
 You can take one additional action immediately.
 Each creature within 30 feet of you takes 1d10 necrotic
 damage. You regain hit points equal to the sum of the
 necrotic damage dealt.
 You cast mirror image.
 You cast fly on a random creature within 60 feet of you.
 81-82
 to the space you previously occupied or the nearest
 unoccupied space if that space is occupied
 Maximize the damage of the next damaging spell you
 83-84
 33-34
 cast within the next minute.
 85-86
 Roll a d10. Your age changes by a number of years
 equal to the roll. If the roll is odd, you get younger
 35-36
 87-88
 You become invisible for the next minute. During that
 89-90
 time, other creatures can't hear you. The invisibility
 ends if you attack or cast a spell.
 (minimum 1 year old). If the roll is even, you get older.
 1d6 flumphs controlled by the DM appear in
 unoccupied spaces within 60 feet of you and are
 frightened of you. They vanish after 1 minute.
 37-38
 91-92 If you die within the next minute, you immediately
 come back to life as if by the reincarnate spell.
 39-40 You regain 2d10 hit points
 Your size increases by one size category for the next
 93-94
 You turn into a potted plant until the start of your
 next turn. While a plant, you are incapacitated and
 have vulnerability to all damage. If you drop to 0 hit
 points, your pot breaks, and your form reverts.
 For the next minute, you can teleport up to 20 feet as
 a bonus action on each of your turns.
 41-42
 minute.
 You and all creatures within 30 feet of you gain
 vulnerability to piercing damage for the next minute.
 You are surrounded by faint, ethereal music for the
 95-96
 97-98
 43-44
 next minute.
 99-00 You regain all expended sorcery points.
 104
Hey dms players and alike please help me make the most bullshit wild magic table ever, as the normal table isn't challenging enough. (My players said this and I am a bit evil so let's make this happen! I wanna plant 100 spells in here, mostly effects)

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Alive, Run, and Saw: i saw this post earlier about therapists and it reminded me of my old therapist paul, who in my opinion is one of the greatest men alive and who did not put up with my bullshit for even one second anyway i go in to see paul one week in the summer of 2016, and i'm doing my usual bullshit which consists of me talking shit about myself, and paul is staring at me, and then he cuts me off and says that he's got a new tool for helping people recognize when they're using negative language, and gets up and goes over to his desk and i'm like alright hit me with that sweet sweet self-help article my man, because i'm a linguistic learner and whenever paul's like here i have a tool for you to use it's pretty much always an article or a book or something paul opens a drawer, takes something out, and turns back around. i stare. i say, paul. is that a nerf gun. My therapist"I have a new tool for helping patients recognize negative thoughts" yeah, says paul. i say, are you gonna shoot me with a nerf gun in this professional setting. he happily informs me that that's really up to me, isn't it. and sits back down. and gestures, like, go ahead, what were you saying? and i squint suspiciously and start back up about how i'm having too much anxiety to leave the house to run errands, like it was a miracle to even get here, like i've forgone getting groceries for the past week and that's so stupid, what a stupid issue, i'm an idiot, how could i- a foam dart hits me in the leg. i go, hey! because my therapist just shot me in the leg. paul blinks at me placidly and raises an eyebrow. i squint again. i say, slowly, it's-not a stupid issue, i'm not stupid, but it's frustrating me and i don't want it to be a problem i'm having. no dart this time. okay. sweet. so the rest of the hour passes with me intermittently getting nailed with tiny foam darts and then swearing and then fixing my language and, wouldn't you know it, i start liking myself a little more by the end of the session, which is mildly infuriating because paul can tell and he's very smug about it anyway i leave his office and the lady having the next appointment walks in and i hear what's all over the floor? and paul very seriously says cognitive behavioral therapy tools. 🔫
Alive, Run, and Saw: i saw this post earlier about therapists and it reminded me of my old therapist
 paul, who in my opinion is one of the greatest men alive and who did not put up
 with my bullshit for even one second
 anyway i go in to see paul one week in the summer of 2016, and i'm doing my
 usual bullshit which consists of me talking shit about myself, and paul is staring
 at me, and then he cuts me off and says that he's got a new tool for helping
 people recognize when they're using negative language, and gets up and goes
 over to his desk
 and i'm like alright hit me with that sweet sweet self-help article my man,
 because i'm a linguistic learner and whenever paul's like here i have a tool for
 you to use it's pretty much always an article or a book or something
 paul opens a drawer, takes something out, and turns back around. i stare.
 i say, paul.
 is that a nerf gun.
 My therapist"I have a new tool for
 helping patients recognize negative
 thoughts"
 yeah, says paul.
 i say, are you gonna shoot me with a nerf gun in this professional setting.
 he happily informs me that that's really up to me, isn't it. and sits back down.
 and gestures, like, go ahead, what were you saying?
 and i squint suspiciously and start back up about how i'm having too much
 anxiety to leave the house to run errands, like it was a miracle to even get here,
 like i've forgone getting groceries for the past week and that's so stupid, what a
 stupid issue, i'm an idiot, how could i-
 a foam dart hits me in the leg.
 i go, hey! because my therapist just shot me in the leg. paul blinks at me
 placidly and raises an eyebrow. i squint again.
 i say, slowly, it's-not a stupid issue, i'm not stupid, but it's frustrating me and i
 don't want it to be a problem i'm having.
 no dart this time. okay. sweet.
 so the rest of the hour passes with me intermittently getting nailed with tiny
 foam darts and then swearing and then fixing my language and, wouldn't you
 know it, i start liking myself a little more by the end of the session, which is
 mildly infuriating because paul can tell and he's very smug about it
 anyway i leave his office and the lady having the next appointment walks in and
 i hear what's all over the floor? and paul very seriously says cognitive behavioral
 therapy tools.
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