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Sickness: EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK SICK DAYS We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work PERSONAL DAYS Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday &Sunday LUNCH BREAK Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Sim Fast DRESS CODE It is advised you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to leam to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise BEREAVEMENT LEAVE There is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives, or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late aftermoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early RESTROOM USE Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category Thank you for your loyaity to our great company We are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Sickness: EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK
 SICK DAYS
 We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.If you are able to go to
 the doctor, you are able to come to work
 PERSONAL DAYS
 Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday &Sunday
 LUNCH BREAK
 Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look
 healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain
 their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time
 needed to drink a Sim Fast
 DRESS CODE
 It is advised you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350
 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially
 and therefore you do not need a raise.
 If you dress poorly, you need to leam to manage your money better, so that you may buy
 nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise
 If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need
 a raise
 BEREAVEMENT LEAVE
 There is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends,
 relatives, or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the
 arrangements In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should
 be scheduled in the late aftermoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch
 hour and subsequently leave one hour early
 RESTROOM USE
 Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit
 in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract
 the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will
 be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category
 Thank you for your loyaity to our great company
 We are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Sickness: <p><a href="https://takashi0.tumblr.com/post/174835774611/foxsgallery-biggerb0at-buttons-beads-lace" class="tumblr_blog">takashi0</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://foxsgallery.tumblr.com/post/174730665008/biggerb0at-buttons-beads-lace-wasdplz" class="tumblr_blog">foxsgallery</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://biggerb0at.tumblr.com/post/174730315944/buttons-beads-lace-wasdplz-thessalian" class="tumblr_blog">biggerb0at</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://buttons-beads-lace.tumblr.com/post/174509403131/wasdplz-thessalian-linguisticparadox" class="tumblr_blog">buttons-beads-lace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://wasdplz.tumblr.com/post/158088388470/thessalian-linguisticparadox-acedlatte" class="tumblr_blog">wasdplz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thessalian.tumblr.com/post/158085849758/linguisticparadox-acedlatte-ladydragon76" class="tumblr_blog">thessalian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://linguisticparadox.tumblr.com/post/158080184612/acedlatte-ladydragon76" class="tumblr_blog">linguisticparadox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://acedlatte.tumblr.com/post/158079984201/ladydragon76-viisivarvaslaiskiainen" class="tumblr_blog">acedlatte</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ladydragon76.tumblr.com/post/157958654495/viisivarvaslaiskiainen-jackietastic" class="tumblr_blog">ladydragon76</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://viisivarvaslaiskiainen.tumblr.com/post/157940159008/jackietastic-actuallyclintbarton" class="tumblr_blog">viisivarvaslaiskiainen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jackietastic.tumblr.com/post/157851695259/actuallyclintbarton-knitmeapony-sophygurl" class="tumblr_blog">jackietastic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://actuallyclintbarton.tumblr.com/post/157834542511/knitmeapony-sophygurl-hatpirestuff" class="tumblr_blog">actuallyclintbarton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://knitmeapony.tumblr.com/post/157832198234/sophygurl-hatpirestuff-freyleif-im-in" class="tumblr_blog">knitmeapony</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sophygurl.tumblr.com/post/157832106323/hatpirestuff-freyleif-im-in-awe-so-the" class="tumblr_blog">sophygurl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hatpirestuff.tumblr.com/post/146386859565">hatpirestuff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freyleif.tumblr.com/post/146368958102">freyleif</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im in awe</p> </blockquote> <p>So.</p> <p>The Sound of Silence is probably one of my favorite songs ever. When speaking of the “true” Simon and Garfunkel version (as opposed to the version where they added background music to in post to make it more “pop radio”), it’s a song that gives me chills.</p> <p>Disturbed is not a band that I really enjoy. I remember in college, my (now) wife gave me a copy of a Disturbed CD, because she had two for some reason. I tried to listen to it, I really did. Didn’t do anything for me.</p> <p>But this? Holy fuck, this is stunning. This is amazing.</p> <p>This gives me chills.</p> </blockquote> <p>Holy shit, you have to listen to the whole sing. </p> <p>I have chills. </p> </blockquote> <p>Holy SHIT.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is the band who did “Down With The Sickness”???? </p> <p>UM?????</p> </blockquote> <p>If you stop before three minutes you’re missing the truly mind-blowing bit</p> </blockquote> <p>Absolutely beautiful. I had chills.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>DUDE!</p> </blockquote> <p>Ok, it got a reblog out of me there at the end. </p> </blockquote> <p>Fhdjf DUDE</p> </blockquote> <p>The vocal range on this guy. THE VOCAL RANGE ON THIS FUCKING GUY.</p> </blockquote> <p>I fuckin love Disturbed and always loved it when they did covers. This is amazingggg</p> </blockquote> <p>I first heard this when <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoW3Zx_-3h8">Vanessa James and Morgan Cipres </a>did a figure skating routine to it, and I was blown away by both them and the music.</p> </blockquote> <p style=""><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mRRqHM9WRxTj0b-8elY1K-A">@foxsgallery</a></p> </blockquote> <p>It’s surreal because an edgy nu-metal band is the LAST PLACE you expect to find a lead singer that’s hiding a set of pipes and golden voice like that behind the all growling and screaming.</p> <p>The whole thing just gives you chills because of way his deep and commanding singing voice sells the weight of the song.</p> </blockquote> <p>When Disturbed does covers, they make damn sure that they get respected.</p> </blockquote> <p>The version of this cover without the background music somehow even better</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/KOFYcN92EM0">https://youtu.be/KOFYcN92EM0</a></p>
Sickness: <p><a href="https://takashi0.tumblr.com/post/174835774611/foxsgallery-biggerb0at-buttons-beads-lace" class="tumblr_blog">takashi0</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://foxsgallery.tumblr.com/post/174730665008/biggerb0at-buttons-beads-lace-wasdplz" class="tumblr_blog">foxsgallery</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://biggerb0at.tumblr.com/post/174730315944/buttons-beads-lace-wasdplz-thessalian" class="tumblr_blog">biggerb0at</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://buttons-beads-lace.tumblr.com/post/174509403131/wasdplz-thessalian-linguisticparadox" class="tumblr_blog">buttons-beads-lace</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://wasdplz.tumblr.com/post/158088388470/thessalian-linguisticparadox-acedlatte" class="tumblr_blog">wasdplz</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://thessalian.tumblr.com/post/158085849758/linguisticparadox-acedlatte-ladydragon76" class="tumblr_blog">thessalian</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://linguisticparadox.tumblr.com/post/158080184612/acedlatte-ladydragon76" class="tumblr_blog">linguisticparadox</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://acedlatte.tumblr.com/post/158079984201/ladydragon76-viisivarvaslaiskiainen" class="tumblr_blog">acedlatte</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://ladydragon76.tumblr.com/post/157958654495/viisivarvaslaiskiainen-jackietastic" class="tumblr_blog">ladydragon76</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://viisivarvaslaiskiainen.tumblr.com/post/157940159008/jackietastic-actuallyclintbarton" class="tumblr_blog">viisivarvaslaiskiainen</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://jackietastic.tumblr.com/post/157851695259/actuallyclintbarton-knitmeapony-sophygurl" class="tumblr_blog">jackietastic</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://actuallyclintbarton.tumblr.com/post/157834542511/knitmeapony-sophygurl-hatpirestuff" class="tumblr_blog">actuallyclintbarton</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://knitmeapony.tumblr.com/post/157832198234/sophygurl-hatpirestuff-freyleif-im-in" class="tumblr_blog">knitmeapony</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sophygurl.tumblr.com/post/157832106323/hatpirestuff-freyleif-im-in-awe-so-the" class="tumblr_blog">sophygurl</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hatpirestuff.tumblr.com/post/146386859565">hatpirestuff</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freyleif.tumblr.com/post/146368958102">freyleif</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>im in awe</p>
</blockquote>
<p>So.</p>
<p>The Sound of Silence is probably one of my favorite songs ever. When speaking of the “true” Simon and Garfunkel version (as opposed to the version where they added background music to in post to make it more “pop radio”), it’s a song that gives me chills.</p>
<p>Disturbed is not a band that I really enjoy. I remember in college, my (now) wife gave me a copy of a Disturbed CD, because she had two for some reason. I tried to listen to it, I really did. Didn’t do anything for me.</p>
<p>But this? Holy fuck, this is stunning. This is amazing.</p>
<p>This gives me chills.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Holy shit, you have to listen to the whole sing. </p>
<p>I have chills. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Holy SHIT.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>This is the band who did “Down With The Sickness”???? </p>
<p>UM?????</p>
</blockquote>
<p>If you stop before three minutes you’re missing the truly mind-blowing bit</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Absolutely beautiful. I had chills.<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>DUDE!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Ok, it got a reblog out of me there at the end. </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Fhdjf DUDE</p>
</blockquote>
<p>The vocal range on this guy. THE VOCAL RANGE ON THIS FUCKING GUY.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I fuckin love Disturbed and always loved it when they did covers. This is amazingggg</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I first heard this when <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoW3Zx_-3h8">Vanessa James and Morgan Cipres </a>did a figure skating routine to it, and I was blown away by both them and the music.</p>
</blockquote>
<p style=""><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mRRqHM9WRxTj0b-8elY1K-A">@foxsgallery</a></p>
</blockquote>
<p>It’s surreal because an edgy nu-metal band is the LAST PLACE you expect to find a lead singer that’s hiding a set of pipes and golden voice like that behind the all growling and screaming.</p>
<p>The whole thing just gives you chills because of way his deep and commanding singing voice sells the weight of the song.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>When Disturbed does covers, they make damn sure that they get respected.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>The version of this cover without the background music somehow even better</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/KOFYcN92EM0">https://youtu.be/KOFYcN92EM0</a></p>

<p><a href="https://takashi0.tumblr.com/post/174835774611/foxsgallery-biggerb0at-buttons-beads-lace" class="tumblr_blog">takashi0</a>:</p...

Sickness: lunar-leviathans: @gematria-is-a-killing-name @we-are-the-sickness @tootentichitach
Sickness: lunar-leviathans:
@gematria-is-a-killing-name @we-are-the-sickness @tootentichitach

lunar-leviathans: @gematria-is-a-killing-name @we-are-the-sickness @tootentichitach

Sickness: we-are-the-sickness: Dave Mustardstaine
Sickness: we-are-the-sickness:

Dave Mustardstaine

we-are-the-sickness: Dave Mustardstaine

Sickness: squidbiscuit: I can do other forms of sickness too ya know~ XD Ya don’t hafta suggest just puking~
Sickness: squidbiscuit:

I can do other forms of sickness too ya know~ XD Ya don’t hafta suggest just puking~

squidbiscuit: I can do other forms of sickness too ya know~ XD Ya don’t hafta suggest just puking~

Sickness: DON'T BOTHER LUKE we-are-the-sickness: bealilyperry:Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) @tootentichitach
Sickness: DON'T BOTHER LUKE
we-are-the-sickness:

bealilyperry:Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

@tootentichitach

we-are-the-sickness: bealilyperry:Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) @tootentichitach