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Scrubs: rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.
Scrubs: rubitrightintomyeyes:

theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full...

Scrubs: She don't want no scrubs
Scrubs: She don't want no scrubs

She don't want no scrubs

Scrubs: I don’t want no scrubs
Scrubs: I don’t want no scrubs

I don’t want no scrubs

Scrubs: ceiling gang scrubs
Scrubs: ceiling gang scrubs

ceiling gang scrubs

Scrubs: Yeah, this does look really bad. Must be fake scrubs.
Scrubs: Yeah, this does look really bad. Must be fake scrubs.

Yeah, this does look really bad. Must be fake scrubs.

Scrubs: In Community, Donald Glover's character is angry at Zach Braff for leaving Scrubs mid-season before Donald Glover's character leaves the show mid-season
Scrubs: In Community, Donald Glover's character is angry at Zach Braff for leaving Scrubs mid-season before Donald Glover's character leaves the show mid-season

In Community, Donald Glover's character is angry at Zach Braff for leaving Scrubs mid-season before Donald Glover's character leaves the...

Scrubs: My mum (retired nurse) has spent the past week making scrubs for the NHS. They came out great!
Scrubs: My mum (retired nurse) has spent the past week making scrubs for the NHS. They came out great!

My mum (retired nurse) has spent the past week making scrubs for the NHS. They came out great!

Scrubs: While watching Scrubs I noticed a familiar face
Scrubs: While watching Scrubs I noticed a familiar face

While watching Scrubs I noticed a familiar face

Scrubs: My grandmother making scrubs out of her curtains for NHS workers
Scrubs: My grandmother making scrubs out of her curtains for NHS workers

My grandmother making scrubs out of her curtains for NHS workers

Scrubs: Not all heroes wear medical scrubs...
Scrubs: Not all heroes wear medical scrubs...

Not all heroes wear medical scrubs...

Scrubs: I don’t want no scrubs, a guy wearing scrubs won’t get no love from me
Scrubs: I don’t want no scrubs, a guy wearing scrubs won’t get no love from me

I don’t want no scrubs, a guy wearing scrubs won’t get no love from me

Scrubs: Pretty sure the virus can still live on leggings underneath scrubs.... link to full article in comments.
Scrubs: Pretty sure the virus can still live on leggings underneath scrubs.... link to full article in comments.

Pretty sure the virus can still live on leggings underneath scrubs.... link to full article in comments.

Scrubs: My girlfriend is a nurse, she ordered scrubs and Mark's included a nice note with the package
Scrubs: My girlfriend is a nurse, she ordered scrubs and Mark's included a nice note with the package

My girlfriend is a nurse, she ordered scrubs and Mark's included a nice note with the package

Scrubs: This shirt is for bonafide scrubs
Scrubs: This shirt is for bonafide scrubs

This shirt is for bonafide scrubs

Scrubs: Nurses sporting scrubs kindly donated by the public, made from old curtains and bedclothes
Scrubs: Nurses sporting scrubs kindly donated by the public, made from old curtains and bedclothes

Nurses sporting scrubs kindly donated by the public, made from old curtains and bedclothes

Scrubs: What is someone to believe? One person in scrubs on YouTube or hundreds of medical professionals across the world?
Scrubs: What is someone to believe? One person in scrubs on YouTube or hundreds of medical professionals across the world?

What is someone to believe? One person in scrubs on YouTube or hundreds of medical professionals across the world?

Scrubs: I'm a medical assistant. Made a cloth mask for my N95 that matches my handmade scrubs!
Scrubs: I'm a medical assistant. Made a cloth mask for my N95 that matches my handmade scrubs!

I'm a medical assistant. Made a cloth mask for my N95 that matches my handmade scrubs!

Scrubs: The worst so far working in the hospital during covid is getting bleach on my new scrubs! Stay safe!
Scrubs: The worst so far working in the hospital during covid is getting bleach on my new scrubs! Stay safe!

The worst so far working in the hospital during covid is getting bleach on my new scrubs! Stay safe!

Scrubs: I feel like I need someone should stick some singles in my scrubs from all this stripping I am doing
Scrubs: I feel like I need someone should stick some singles in my scrubs from all this stripping I am doing

I feel like I need someone should stick some singles in my scrubs from all this stripping I am doing

Scrubs: Not all heros wear scrubs
Scrubs: Not all heros wear scrubs

Not all heros wear scrubs

Scrubs: Well they want to help. Soliciting the community to buy LuLaRoe leggings to donate to nurses to wear under their scrubs. So far no takers.
Scrubs: Well they want to help. Soliciting the community to buy LuLaRoe leggings to donate to nurses to wear under their scrubs. So far no takers.

Well they want to help. Soliciting the community to buy LuLaRoe leggings to donate to nurses to wear under their scrubs. So far no takers.

Scrubs: Girl I know who works for a company that sells scrubs to healthcare professionals doesn’t believe COVID-19 is serious...
Scrubs: Girl I know who works for a company that sells scrubs to healthcare professionals doesn’t believe COVID-19 is serious...

Girl I know who works for a company that sells scrubs to healthcare professionals doesn’t believe COVID-19 is serious...

Scrubs: yall scrubs ain’t even cook
Scrubs: yall scrubs ain’t even cook

yall scrubs ain’t even cook

Scrubs: Chandler in Scrubs!!!
Scrubs: Chandler in Scrubs!!!

Chandler in Scrubs!!!

Scrubs: I'm gonna go there and 360 noscope all the scrubs so they will get rekt 😎😎😎
Scrubs: I'm gonna go there and 360 noscope all the scrubs so they will get rekt 😎😎😎

I'm gonna go there and 360 noscope all the scrubs so they will get rekt 😎😎😎

Scrubs: Where the scrubs go when she gets home from working at the hospital. Trying to keep the humor.
Scrubs: Where the scrubs go when she gets home from working at the hospital. Trying to keep the humor.

Where the scrubs go when she gets home from working at the hospital. Trying to keep the humor.

Scrubs: Scrubs predicted toilet paper hoarding!
Scrubs: Scrubs predicted toilet paper hoarding!

Scrubs predicted toilet paper hoarding!

Scrubs: Stock Photo Of Someone Wearing Face Mask and Scrubs
Scrubs: Stock Photo Of Someone Wearing Face Mask and Scrubs

Stock Photo Of Someone Wearing Face Mask and Scrubs

Scrubs: I’m wearing a stethoscope and scrubs from school (I’m a medical assistant student) in my Facebook profile pic and this is what this random ass dude decided to say
Scrubs: I’m wearing a stethoscope and scrubs from school (I’m a medical assistant student) in my Facebook profile pic and this is what this random ass dude decided to say

I’m wearing a stethoscope and scrubs from school (I’m a medical assistant student) in my Facebook profile pic and this is what this rando...

Scrubs: Y’all scrubs has so much potential
Scrubs: Y’all scrubs has so much potential

Y’all scrubs has so much potential

Scrubs: Daily Scrubs #3 or something like that
Scrubs: Daily Scrubs #3 or something like that

Daily Scrubs #3 or something like that

Scrubs: *Aggressively scrubs while singing happy birthday*
Scrubs: *Aggressively scrubs while singing happy birthday*

*Aggressively scrubs while singing happy birthday*

Scrubs: Not all heroes wear scrubs. Salute to the people keeping them fed
Scrubs: Not all heroes wear scrubs. Salute to the people keeping them fed

Not all heroes wear scrubs. Salute to the people keeping them fed

Scrubs: Coronanurse III: Scrubs Rising
Scrubs: Coronanurse III: Scrubs Rising

Coronanurse III: Scrubs Rising

Scrubs: These bath scrubs. Give me a freakin spoon
Scrubs: These bath scrubs. Give me a freakin spoon

These bath scrubs. Give me a freakin spoon

Scrubs: Scum scrubs
Scrubs: Scum scrubs

Scum scrubs

Scrubs: My two favorite scrubs. The size difference is just hilarious to me.
Scrubs: My two favorite scrubs. The size difference is just hilarious to me.

My two favorite scrubs. The size difference is just hilarious to me.

Scrubs: Girl I know has drawn all over her face with Sharpie to prove how well her overpriced facial brush scrubs off every single layer of flesh
Scrubs: Girl I know has drawn all over her face with Sharpie to prove how well her overpriced facial brush scrubs off every single layer of flesh

Girl I know has drawn all over her face with Sharpie to prove how well her overpriced facial brush scrubs off every single layer of flesh

Scrubs: Titles are for scrubs
Scrubs: Titles are for scrubs

Titles are for scrubs

Scrubs: On an ad for expensive hospital scrubs. I circled the best comment but really half of these people seem completely lost.
Scrubs: On an ad for expensive hospital scrubs. I circled the best comment but really half of these people seem completely lost.

On an ad for expensive hospital scrubs. I circled the best comment but really half of these people seem completely lost.