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scott: Scott Morrison is the Prime Minister of Australia if you didn鈥檛 know.
scott: Scott Morrison is the Prime Minister of Australia if you didn鈥檛 know.

Scott Morrison is the Prime Minister of Australia if you didn鈥檛 know.

scott: huariqueje: Unknown聽 ,聽 Girl ice skating聽 聽- 聽 Scott Thoe ,2014.Norwegian-American, b.1947-Oil on canvas
scott: huariqueje:

Unknown聽 ,聽 Girl ice skating聽 聽- 聽 Scott Thoe ,2014.Norwegian-American, b.1947-Oil on canvas

huariqueje: Unknown聽 ,聽 Girl ice skating聽 聽- 聽 Scott Thoe ,2014.Norwegian-American, b.1947-Oil on canvas

scott: Am I the Asshole? Follow @AITA_reddit AITA for putting my penis in peanut leaving it in the butter and kitchen? bit.ly/2OAODPN my roommates tells me yesterday 'oh by the me of your peanut butter". He sees my visibly ed reaction and asks what's up, so ultimately about the whole deal. He's furious and says ck would you put it back in the kitchen". I femi mouse situation and our policy not to have ot e's labelled foods. This is the first time all year pody has had my labelled food and informed he fact. He said it was just some peanut butte ead, it's not like he was taking full chicken bre me. AITA for putting my penis in peanut butter and leaving it in the kitchen? u/PeanutButterDilemma 15h I'm looking for some assistance determining whether I am the asshole in this situation that has divided our house into two groups. I (20M) am a college student living with four other guys my age. It's our second year living together, and last year we had an issue with people eating food that isn't theirs, so now we have a strict "label your stuff and only eat things with your name on it' policy. use is split 3:2 on who is in the wrong, and it's g over into other aspects of our living situatio o get over this pronto so l am asking... AITA? We have sort of divvied up cupboards, so it w h'my" space. It wasn't in a communal cupboa My girlfriend and T like to get a bit frisky in the bedroom, and a few nights ago I dipped my penis in peanut butter and she licked it off. Yes, I understand that it is slightly bizarre, but that's how we roll. The controversy is that since we have a mouse problem I did not want to leave the peanut butter in my bedroom, so afterwards I closed it and returned it to my kitchen cupboard. Note that it had a hune PeanutButterDilemma label on it so it was clear 4:23 AM - 30 Nov 2019 1,799 Retweets 15,151 Likes r/AmltheAsshole AITA for putting and leaving it in the kitchen? 螒螜韦螒 my penis in peanut butter u/PeanutButterDilemma 15h I'm looking for some assistance determining whether I am the asshole in this situation that has divided our house into two groups. | (20M) am a college student living with four other guys my age. It's our second year living together, and last year we had an issue with people eating food that isn't theirs, so now we have a strict "label your stuff and only eat things with your name on it" policy. My girlfriend and I like to get a bit frisky in the bedroom, and a few nights ago I dipped my penis in peanut butter and she licked it off. Yes, I understand that it is slightly bizarre, but that's how we roll. The controversy is that since we have a mouse problem l did not want to leave the peanut butter in my bedroom, so afterwards I closed it and returned it to my kitchen cupboard. Note that it had a huge "PeanutButterDilemma" label on it, so it was clear that it belonged to me. One of my roommates tells me yesterday "oh by the way, I had some of your peanut butter". He sees my visibly shocked reaction and asks what's up, so ultimately I come clean about the whole deal. He's furious and says "why the fuck would you put it back in the kitchen". I remind him of the mouse situation and our policy not to have other people's labelled foods. This is the first time all year that somebody has had my labelled food and informed me after the fact. He said it was just some peanut butter on his bread, it's not like he was taking full chicken breasts from me. My house is split 3:2 on who is in the wrong, and it's spilling over into other aspects of our living situation. We need to get over this pronto so l am asking.. AITA? INFO: We have sort of divvied up cupboards, so it was kept in "my" space. It wasn't in a communal cupboard Laura Shortridge-Scott jingles ... Follow @DiscordianKitty Never thought I'd say this but I'm on peanut butter penis guy's side here Am I the Asshole? @AITA_reddit gtisteche AITA for putting my penis in peanut butter and leaving it in the kitchen? bit.ly/20AO D PN dny la wj s g ul Show this thread il n f deedeag 9:06 AM - 30 Nov 2019 36,496 Retweets 170,135 Likes finalfortuna: gahdamnpunk:This was a ride 鈿帮笍鈿帮笍 THIS is why you don鈥檛 eat other people鈥檚 food
scott: Am I the Asshole?
 Follow
 @AITA_reddit
 AITA for putting my penis in peanut
 leaving it in the
 butter and
 kitchen?
 bit.ly/2OAODPN
 my roommates tells me yesterday 'oh by the
 me of your peanut butter". He sees my visibly
 ed reaction and asks what's up, so ultimately
 about the whole deal. He's furious and says
 ck would you put it back in the kitchen". I femi
 mouse situation and our policy not to have ot
 e's labelled foods. This is the first time all year
 pody has had my labelled food and informed
 he fact. He said it was just some peanut butte
 ead, it's not like he was taking full chicken bre
 me.
 AITA for putting my penis in peanut butter
 and leaving it in the kitchen?
 u/PeanutButterDilemma 15h
 I'm looking for some assistance determining whether I am
 the asshole in this situation that has divided our house
 into two groups.
 I (20M) am a college student living with four other guys
 my age. It's our second year living together, and last year
 we had an issue with people eating food that isn't theirs,
 so now we have a strict "label your stuff and only eat
 things with your name on it' policy.
 use is split 3:2 on who is in the wrong, and it's
 g over into other aspects of our living situatio
 o get over this pronto so l am asking... AITA?
 We have sort of divvied up cupboards, so it w
 h'my" space. It wasn't in a communal cupboa
 My girlfriend and T like to get a bit frisky in the bedroom,
 and a few nights ago I dipped my penis in peanut butter
 and she licked it off. Yes, I understand that it is slightly
 bizarre, but that's how we roll. The controversy is that
 since we have a mouse problem I did not want to leave
 the peanut butter in my bedroom, so afterwards I closed it
 and returned it to my kitchen cupboard. Note that it had a
 hune PeanutButterDilemma label on it so it was clear
 4:23 AM - 30 Nov 2019
 1,799 Retweets 15,151 Likes

 r/AmltheAsshole
 AITA for putting
 and leaving it in the kitchen?
 螒螜韦螒
 my penis in peanut butter
 u/PeanutButterDilemma 15h
 I'm looking for some assistance determining whether I am
 the asshole in this situation that has divided our house
 into two groups.
 | (20M) am a college student living with four other guys
 my age. It's our second year living together, and last year
 we had an issue with people eating food that isn't theirs,
 so now we have a strict "label your stuff and only eat
 things with your name on it" policy.
 My girlfriend and I like to get a bit frisky in the bedroom,
 and a few nights ago I dipped my penis in peanut butter
 and she licked it off. Yes, I understand that it is slightly
 bizarre, but that's how we roll. The controversy is that
 since we have a mouse problem l did not want to leave
 the peanut butter in my bedroom, so afterwards I closed it
 and returned it to my kitchen cupboard. Note that it had a
 huge "PeanutButterDilemma" label on it, so it was clear
 that it belonged to me.

 One of my roommates tells me yesterday "oh by the way, I
 had some of your peanut butter". He sees my visibly
 shocked reaction and asks what's up, so ultimately I come
 clean about the whole deal. He's furious and says "why
 the fuck would you put it back in the kitchen". I remind him
 of the mouse situation and our policy not to have other
 people's labelled foods. This is the first time all year that
 somebody has had my labelled food and informed me
 after the fact. He said it was just some peanut butter on
 his bread, it's not like he was taking full chicken breasts
 from me.
 My house is split 3:2 on who is in the wrong, and it's
 spilling over into other aspects of our living situation. We
 need to get over this pronto so l am asking.. AITA?
 INFO: We have sort of divvied up cupboards, so it was
 kept in "my" space. It wasn't in a communal cupboard

 Laura Shortridge-Scott jingles ...
 Follow
 @DiscordianKitty
 Never thought I'd say this but I'm on
 peanut butter penis guy's
 side here
 Am I the Asshole? @AITA_reddit
 gtisteche
 AITA for putting my penis in peanut butter and leaving it
 in the kitchen? bit.ly/20AO D PN
 dny la
 wj
 s g ul
 Show this thread
 il
 n
 f deedeag
 9:06 AM - 30 Nov 2019
 36,496 Retweets 170,135 Likes
finalfortuna:

gahdamnpunk:This was a ride 鈿帮笍鈿帮笍
THIS is why you don鈥檛 eat other people鈥檚 food

finalfortuna: gahdamnpunk:This was a ride 鈿帮笍鈿帮笍 THIS is why you don鈥檛 eat other people鈥檚 food

scott: tumblr Year in Review Books 2019 2019 fandom: 2019鈥檚 Top Books Wizards. Demigods. Warring cat tribes. Fairies. Assassins. Fairy assassins. This list has 鈥榚m all.聽 The Harry Potter seriesby J.K. Rowling The Warriors series聽+1by Erin Hunter Percy Jackson & the Olympians聽鈭1by Rick Riordan A Song of Ice and Fireby George R. R. Martin Carry On聽+7by Rainbow Rowell The All for the Game series聽+3by Nora Sakavic The Six of Crows Duology聽鈭3by Leigh Bardugo Pride and Prejudice聽鈭1by Jane Austen The Raven Cycle series聽鈭4by Maggie Stiefvater The Captive Prince Trilogyby C. S. Pacat The Wicked King, Book 2 of The Folk of the Air Trilogyby Holly Black A Court of Thorns and Roses series聽鈭6by Sarah J. Maas The Cruel Prince, Book 1 of The Folk of the Air Trilogy聽+4by Holly Black The Silmarillion聽+5by J. R. R. Tolkien The Throne of Glass series聽鈭7by Sarah J. Maas Discworldby Terry Pratchett The Secret Historyby Donna Tartt The Mortal Instruments seriesby Cassandra Clare The Outsiders聽鈭6by S. E. Hinton The Twilight Sagaby Stephanie Meyer The Dark Artifices Trilogy聽鈭1by Cassandra Clare Red, White & Royal Blueby Casey McQuiston The Great Gatsby聽鈭2by F. Scott Fitzgerald The Trials of Apollo series聽鈭2by Rick Riordan The Wings of Fire series聽鈭2by Tui T. Sutherland Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series聽鈭11by Rick Riordan Romeo and Julietby William Shakespeare The Song of Achillesby Madeline Miller Milk and Honey聽鈭15by Rupi Kaur Good Omens聽鈭19by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett聽The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren鈥檛 on the list last year.
scott: tumblr Year in Review
 Books
 2019
 2019
fandom:

2019鈥檚 Top Books

Wizards. Demigods. Warring cat tribes. Fairies. Assassins. Fairy assassins. This list has 鈥榚m all.聽

The Harry Potter seriesby J.K. Rowling 
The Warriors series聽+1by Erin Hunter 
Percy Jackson & the Olympians聽鈭1by Rick Riordan 
A Song of Ice and Fireby George R. R. Martin 
Carry On聽+7by Rainbow Rowell 
The All for the Game series聽+3by Nora Sakavic 
The Six of Crows Duology聽鈭3by Leigh Bardugo 
Pride and Prejudice聽鈭1by Jane Austen 
The Raven Cycle series聽鈭4by Maggie Stiefvater 
The Captive Prince Trilogyby C. S. Pacat 
The Wicked King, Book 2 of The Folk of the Air Trilogyby Holly Black 
A Court of Thorns and Roses series聽鈭6by Sarah J. Maas 
The Cruel Prince, Book 1 of The Folk of the Air Trilogy聽+4by Holly Black 
The Silmarillion聽+5by J. R. R. Tolkien 
The Throne of Glass series聽鈭7by Sarah J. Maas 
Discworldby Terry Pratchett 
The Secret Historyby Donna Tartt 
The Mortal Instruments seriesby Cassandra Clare 
The Outsiders聽鈭6by S. E. Hinton 
The Twilight Sagaby Stephanie Meyer 
The Dark Artifices Trilogy聽鈭1by Cassandra Clare 
Red, White & Royal Blueby Casey McQuiston 
The Great Gatsby聽鈭2by F. Scott Fitzgerald 
The Trials of Apollo series聽鈭2by Rick Riordan 
The Wings of Fire series聽鈭2by Tui T. Sutherland 
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series聽鈭11by Rick Riordan 
Romeo and Julietby William Shakespeare 
The Song of Achillesby Madeline Miller 
Milk and Honey聽鈭15by Rupi Kaur 
Good Omens聽鈭19by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett聽The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren鈥檛 on the list last year.

fandom: 2019鈥檚 Top Books Wizards. Demigods. Warring cat tribes. Fairies. Assassins. Fairy assassins. This list has 鈥榚m all.聽 The Harry...

scott: tumblr Year in Review Movie Characters 2019 2019 fandom: 2019鈥檚 Top Movie Characters So many superheroes and one very rude clown creature. Tony Stark (Iron Man)聽| Marvel Peter Parker (Spider-Man)聽| Marvel Steve Rogers (Captain America)聽| Marvel Thor Odinson聽| Marvel Bucky Barnes聽| Marvel Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel)聽| Marvel Loki Odinson聽| Marvel Spinel聽| Steven Universe; The Movie Miles Morales (Spider-Man)聽| Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow)聽| Marvel Richie Tozier聽| IT Batman聽| DC Eddie Kaspbrak聽| IT Joker聽| DC Clint Barton (Hawkeye)聽| Marvel Bruce Banner (Hulk)聽| Marvel Thanos聽| Marvel Pepper Potts聽| Marvel Peter B Parker (Spider-Man)聽| Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Valkyrie聽| Marvel Sam Wilson (Falcon)聽| Marvel Dr. Stephen Strange聽| Marvel Kylo Ren聽| Star Wars Nebula聽| Marvel Pennywise聽| IT Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch)聽| Marvel Morgan Stark聽| Marvel Gwen Stacy (Spider Gwen)聽| Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Quentin Beck (Mysterio)聽| Marvel Shaggy Rogers聽| Scooby-Doo Harley Quinn聽| DC Scott Lang (Ant-Man)聽| Marvel Nick Fury聽| Marvel Rey聽| Star Wars Eddie Brock聽| Marvel Michael Myers聽| Halloween Michelle Jones聽| Marvel Gamora聽| Marvel Shuri聽| Marvel Bill Denbrough聽| IT Beverly Marsh聽| IT Peni Parker聽| Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Elsa聽| Frozen Spider Ham聽| Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Ben Hanscom聽| IT James Rhodes (War Machine)聽| Marvel Spider Noir聽| Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Mothra聽| Godzilla: King of the Monsters Okoye聽| Marvel Mike Hanlon聽| ITThis list is new. Hooray!
scott: tumblr Year in Review
 Movie Characters
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fandom:

2019鈥檚 Top Movie Characters

So many superheroes and one very rude clown creature.

Tony Stark (Iron Man)聽| Marvel 
Peter Parker (Spider-Man)聽| Marvel 
Steve Rogers (Captain America)聽| Marvel 
Thor Odinson聽| Marvel 
Bucky Barnes聽| Marvel 
Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel)聽| Marvel 
Loki Odinson聽| Marvel 
Spinel聽| Steven Universe; The Movie 
Miles Morales (Spider-Man)聽| Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 
Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow)聽| Marvel 
Richie Tozier聽| IT 
Batman聽| DC 
Eddie Kaspbrak聽| IT 
Joker聽| DC 
Clint Barton (Hawkeye)聽| Marvel 
Bruce Banner (Hulk)聽| Marvel 
Thanos聽| Marvel 
Pepper Potts聽| Marvel 
Peter B Parker (Spider-Man)聽| Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 
Valkyrie聽| Marvel 
Sam Wilson (Falcon)聽| Marvel 
Dr. Stephen Strange聽| Marvel 
Kylo Ren聽| Star Wars 
Nebula聽| Marvel 
Pennywise聽| IT 
Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch)聽| Marvel 
Morgan Stark聽| Marvel 
Gwen Stacy (Spider Gwen)聽| Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 
Quentin Beck (Mysterio)聽| Marvel 
Shaggy Rogers聽| Scooby-Doo 
Harley Quinn聽| DC 
Scott Lang (Ant-Man)聽| Marvel 
Nick Fury聽| Marvel 
Rey聽| Star Wars 
Eddie Brock聽| Marvel 
Michael Myers聽| Halloween 
Michelle Jones聽| Marvel 
Gamora聽| Marvel 
Shuri聽| Marvel 
Bill Denbrough聽| IT 
Beverly Marsh聽| IT 
Peni Parker聽| Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 
Elsa聽| Frozen 
Spider Ham聽| Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 
Ben Hanscom聽| IT 
James Rhodes (War Machine)聽| Marvel 
Spider Noir聽| Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 
Mothra聽| Godzilla: King of the Monsters 
Okoye聽| Marvel
Mike Hanlon聽| ITThis list is new. Hooray!

fandom: 2019鈥檚 Top Movie Characters So many superheroes and one very rude clown creature. Tony Stark (Iron Man)聽| Marvel Peter Parker...

scott: Prya Murad @defendermurad Learned today that cops are just placing bikes that don't belong to anyone on the street and waiting to see who takes them and then arresting them. Is this literally the extent of "crime fighting" our tax dollars can pull off? Give me a break. 6:33 PM Oct 18, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 5.7K Likes 1.4K Retweets Emily Galvin-Almanza @GalvinAlmanza I remember NYPD hanging around outside methadone clinics on Saturdays, when people would get 2 doses to cover Sunday too. Undercovers would pretend to be in withdrawal & beg for someone's extra dose. If someone was kind enough to give it to them, they got arrested. For a felony. Scott Hechinger @Scott Hech Oct 19 "Police-created crime." My first legal internship was in NOLA for the Orleans Public Defenders. Witnessed tons of injustice Post-Katrina. Cops would be put food out in random cars w/ windows rolled down. People who were starving would reach in, grab food & get arrested for it. twitter.com/defendermurad/... 5:02 AM Oct 20, 2019 Twitter for Android 10.2K Likes 4K Retweets Scott Hechinger @ScottHech "Police-created crime." My first legal internship was in NOLA for the Orleans Public Defenders. Witnessed tons of injustice Post-Katrina. Cops would be put food out in random cars w/ windows rolled down. People who were starving would reach in, grab food & get arrested for it. Prya Murad @defendermurad Oct 18 Learned today that cops are just placing bikes that don't belong to anyone on the street and waiting to see who takes them and then arresting them. Is this literally the extent of "crime fighting" our tax dollars can pull off? Give me a break. 10:35 AM Oct 19, 2019 Twitt er for iPhone 6.6K Likes 3K Retweets > superunfriendlyreminder: This is an old practice.
scott: Prya Murad
 @defendermurad
 Learned today that cops are just
 placing bikes that don't belong to
 anyone on the street and waiting to
 see who takes them and then
 arresting them. Is this literally the
 extent of "crime fighting" our tax
 dollars can pull off? Give me a break.
 6:33 PM Oct 18, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
 5.7K Likes
 1.4K Retweets

 Emily Galvin-Almanza
 @GalvinAlmanza
 I remember NYPD hanging around
 outside methadone clinics on
 Saturdays, when people would get 2
 doses to cover Sunday too.
 Undercovers would pretend to be in
 withdrawal & beg for someone's
 extra dose. If someone was kind
 enough to give it to them, they got
 arrested. For a felony.
 Scott Hechinger
 @Scott Hech Oct 19
 "Police-created crime." My first legal internship was
 in NOLA for the Orleans Public Defenders. Witnessed
 tons of injustice Post-Katrina. Cops would be put
 food out in random cars w/ windows rolled down.
 People who were starving would reach in, grab food
 & get arrested for it. twitter.com/defendermurad/...
 5:02 AM Oct 20, 2019 Twitter for Android
 10.2K Likes
 4K Retweets

 Scott Hechinger
 @ScottHech
 "Police-created crime." My first legal
 internship was in NOLA for the
 Orleans Public Defenders. Witnessed
 tons of injustice Post-Katrina. Cops
 would be put food out in random
 cars w/ windows rolled down. People
 who were starving would reach in,
 grab food & get arrested for it.
 Prya Murad @defendermurad Oct 18
 Learned today that cops are just placing bikes that
 don't belong to anyone on the street and waiting to
 see who takes them and then arresting them. Is this
 literally the extent of "crime fighting" our tax dollars
 can pull off? Give me a break.
 10:35 AM Oct 19, 2019 Twitt er for iPhone
 6.6K Likes
 3K Retweets
 >
superunfriendlyreminder:


This is an old practice.

superunfriendlyreminder: This is an old practice.