Husband said he was going to make a bed frame. I thought it was for our new mattress…. It was for the cat. (Source)
You could’ve just said no by al28al
Kid 1: Hey what are you doing?
Kid 2: *tosses a bike in the river* I dunno I’m just fuckin...
A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.
!!! ok but that’...
Profile said to ask about Prussia, got a lovely history lesson in response
She said it
Her bio said “We can hang out if you wear cool socks.”
Someone said he needs hydroxycut
I’m so disappointed! Her profile said she liked star wars
“You reach, I teach.”
When a retired Michael Jordan stopped by the Bulls practice & accepted a 1-on-1 challenge from rookie Corey Be...
I take back everything I said about this sho...
Finally, someone said it. via: seanlowe09
His profile said he had a masters in quidditch…
Bio said she was there for the sex but she would buy Taco Bell if I was interesting
femestella:not sure there’s anything left to say that hasn’t already been said a million times. (tweet credit: @ashnb1) https://www.insta...
her bio said “dont even bother if hey is the best you got”
She said she wished She was my “toy”
Who ever said InuKag would never ditch their baby, have never had a baby before. Just sayin’.
I stand by this message whole heartedly but also I thought this said “I can’t eat applesauce” and I was so f...
It is said that certain times of the year bring with them a closeness between our world and the next, a concept that is embrace...
Its law. The Matriarchy said so.
Meek Mill responds to #Tekashi69 for what he said on IG live 👀😳 @meekmill https://t.co/dD3nUN4ZGl
They said put in a mask. Didn’t say which kind of mask!
*Insert “all lives matter” example*
I’ve grown to hate “positivity culture” because what it actually...
She’s a man eater
[ID tweet from @ PaperFury reads: “you’re not like the other girls,” the...
Her bio said she was a cowboys fan
Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full...
Future said mask off (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Future said mask off
i am the ceo of...
Tekashi 69 had this to say after 50 Cent said he wouldn’t work with him...👀😳😩 @6ix9ine https://t.co/B0DDrS7f0G
His bio said “if you can’t hold a conversation, dont swipe”
Young Dolph said he got new music on the way! 👀🔥🎵 @YoungDolph https://t.co/69Ub0CG4Bf
Her bio said Spicy Spanish Snack
Um… 😐… what?
SUMMER 1989 - © 2006
1. swimming with friends in a quarry2. loser/lover3. silver (beating the devil)4. the barrens are ours...
im very grateful for t...
Her bio said ‘you can’t spell virus without you and I’
Her bio said “Most likely to bring a karaoke mic to a party, least likely to sing.” I felt my second text was appropriate.
This is how the g...
Kevin started to say something Neil knew would be negative and dismissing. Neil reached behind Andrew and popped Kevin i...
“I have to go,“ Andrew said. “I don’t trust them to give you back.”
He said “damn I didn’t think it was that serious” (@babyselmz)
An older OC I made, my friend said I should post it here
She unmatched. Guess she shouldn’t have said ‘ask me anything’.
HE WAS A SKATER BOY, HE SAID SEE YA LATER BOY ⛸️🐥
When she said: 👁 🦋 👁 I felt that(via)
When I said I don’t like grape soda