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Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: marvelmoviefan48: gothdesss: pinky–heart: alfrhedoo: nothing–breaks-like-a-heart: ressila: lacinari: ixpaloa: cyber-shopping–addiction: 🌟THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! 🌟 SALE ENDS SOON! ***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLR FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT*** – GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE – – GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE – – GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE – – GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE – – GET THE CAT LAMP HERE – – GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE – – GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE – – GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE – – GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE – – GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE – – GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE – – GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE – – GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE – – GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE – I really badly need this to my new room. Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange. *casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it* I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light It looks amazing! I really recommend. Got one just like this as an anniversary gift it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon back” 🌕🥺❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark. Okay the magic book lamp is really cool. *also casually reblogs so i don’t loose it*
Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: marvelmoviefan48:

gothdesss:

pinky–heart:
alfrhedoo:

nothing–breaks-like-a-heart:

ressila:

lacinari:

ixpaloa:

cyber-shopping–addiction:

🌟THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! 🌟
SALE ENDS SOON!
***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLR FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT***
– GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE –
– GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE –
– GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE –
– GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE –
– GET THE CAT LAMP HERE –
– GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE –
– GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE –
– GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE –
– GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE –
– GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE –
– GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE –
– GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE –
– GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE –
– GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE –

I really badly need this to my new room.

Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday  it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty  relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange.

*casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it*

I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light

It looks amazing! I really recommend.

Got one just like this as an anniversary gift  it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon  back” 🌕🥺❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark.

Okay the magic book lamp is really cool.

*also casually reblogs so i don’t loose it*

marvelmoviefan48: gothdesss: pinky–heart: alfrhedoo: nothing–breaks-like-a-heart: ressila: lacinari: ixpaloa: cyber-shopping–addictio...

Alive, Apparently, and Come Over: I'm a therapist and keep this poster in my waiting room, apparently it's saved a few lives I DONT LIKE THE PHRASE "A CRY FOR HELP"ェJuST DONT LKE HOW IT SOuNDS, WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS TO ME, "I'M THINKING ABOUT SUICIDE, I HAVE A PLAN: I JUST NEED A REASON NOT TO DOITTHE LAST THING I SEE IS HELPLESSNESS. I THINK: YOUR DEPRESSION HAS BEEN BEATING YOU UP FOR YEARS. IT'S CALLED YOU UGLY, AND STUPID, AND PATHETIC, AND A FAILURE, FOR SO LONG THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THAT IT'S WRONG. YOU DON'T SEE ANY GOOD IN YOURSELF, AND YOu DON'T HAVE ANY HOPE. BUT STILL, HERE YOu ARE: YOU'VE COME OVER TO ME, BANGED ON MY DOOR, AND SAID, "HEY! STAYING ALIVE IS REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW! JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO FIGHT WITHI I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A STICK! GIVE ME A STICK AND I CAN STAY ALIVE!" HOW IS THAT HELPLESS? I THINK THAT'S INCREDIBLE. YOU'RE LIKE A MARINE: TRAPPED FOR YEARS BEHIND ENEMY LINES, YOUR GUN HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY, YOU'RE OUT OF AMMO, YOU'RE MALNOURISHED, AND YOU'VE PROBABLY CAIGHT SOME KIND OF JUNGLE VIRUS THAT'S MAKING YOU HALLLICINATE GIANT SPIDERS AND YOU'RE STILL JUST GOING, "GIVE ME A STICK. I'M NOT DYING OUT HERE." "A CRY FOR HELP" MAKES IT SOND LIKE I'M SuppOSED TO AKE PITY ON YOu, BUT YOU DON'T NEED MY PITY THIS ISNT PATHETIC. THIS IS THE WILL TO SURVIVE. THIS IS HOW HUMANS LIVED LONG ENOIGH TO BECOME THE DOMINANT SPECIES. WITH NO HOPE, RUNNING ON NOTHING, YOU'RE READY TO CLIT THROUGH A HUNDRED MILES OF HOSTILE JUNGLE WITH NOTHING BUT A STICK, IF THATS WHAT IT TAKES TO GET TO SAFETY ALL IM DOING IS HANDING OUT STICKS YOU'RE THE ONE STAYING ALIVE irondad-not-ironsad: aurora-nerin: tea-rabbits: ultimate-science-nerd: positivelyqueerace: dreamsrainandwitchythings: intp-again: muslimintp-1999-girl: asexualchristian: mentalmentalhealth: girlwhorpsalot: I needed this. Thank you to all the people who posted this so I ended up seeing it. I really needed this right now. Thank you! Yeah… Not gonna lie… I cried… We need more people like this Goddamn it stop making me feel human The therapist I wanna be. Text in the image: “I’m a therapist and keep this poster in my waiting room, apparently it’s saved a few lives.” I don’t like the phrase “a cry for help.” I just don’t like how it sounds. When somebody says to me, “I’m thinking about suicide. I have a plan: I just need a reason not to do it,” the last thing I see is helplessness. I think your depression has been beating you up for years. It’s called you ugly, and stupid, and pathetic, and a failure, for so long that you’ve forgotten that it’s wrong. You don’t see any good in yourself, and you don’t have any hope. But still here you are: you’ve come over to me, banged on my door and said, “HEY! Staying alive is REALLY HARD right now! Just give me something to fight with! I don’t care if it’s a stick! Give me a stick and I can stay alive!” How is that helpless? I think that’s incredible. You’re like a marine: trapped for years behind enemy lines. Your gun has been taken away, you’re out of ammo, you’re malnourished, and you’ve probably caught some kind of jungle virus that’s making you hallucinate giant spiders. And you’re still just going, “GIVE ME A STICK. I’M NOT DYING OUT HERE.”“A cry for help” makes it sound like I’m supposed to take pity on you, but you don’t need my pity. This isn’t pathetic. This is the will to survive. This is how humans lived long enough to become the dominant species. With NO hope, running on NOTHING, you’re ready to cut through a hundred miles of hostile jungle with nothing but a stick, if that’s what it takes to get to safety. All I’m doing is handing out sticks. You’re the one saying alive. I legit cried at this. I’ve needed to hear it put this way. Bless this post. Every time I see this post I stop to read the whole image. It always helps — even on the good days. Because it wasn’t weakness. It wasn’t shameful to seek help. It wasn’t pathetic to “cry for help”. I was looking for a stick, be that from myself or from someone else. I was trying to find a way out. I was trying to heal myself. this is fuckin incredible.  I’m sorry if I repost to many of these, but if it could be someone’s “stick” then it’s worth it
Alive, Apparently, and Come Over: I'm a therapist and keep this poster
 in my waiting room, apparently it's
 saved a few lives
 I DONT LIKE THE PHRASE "A CRY FOR HELP"ェJuST DONT LKE
 HOW IT SOuNDS, WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS TO ME, "I'M THINKING
 ABOUT SUICIDE, I HAVE A PLAN: I JUST NEED A REASON NOT TO
 DOITTHE LAST THING I SEE IS HELPLESSNESS.
 I THINK: YOUR DEPRESSION HAS BEEN BEATING YOU UP FOR YEARS.
 IT'S CALLED YOU UGLY, AND STUPID, AND PATHETIC, AND A FAILURE,
 FOR SO LONG THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THAT IT'S WRONG. YOU DON'T
 SEE ANY GOOD IN YOURSELF, AND YOu DON'T HAVE ANY HOPE.
 BUT STILL, HERE YOu ARE: YOU'VE COME OVER TO ME, BANGED ON MY
 DOOR, AND SAID, "HEY! STAYING ALIVE IS REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW!
 JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO FIGHT WITHI I DON'T CARE IF IT'S
 A STICK! GIVE ME A STICK AND I CAN STAY ALIVE!"
 HOW IS THAT HELPLESS? I THINK THAT'S INCREDIBLE. YOU'RE LIKE
 A MARINE: TRAPPED FOR YEARS BEHIND ENEMY LINES, YOUR GUN
 HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY, YOU'RE OUT OF AMMO, YOU'RE
 MALNOURISHED, AND YOU'VE PROBABLY CAIGHT SOME KIND OF
 JUNGLE VIRUS THAT'S MAKING YOU HALLLICINATE GIANT SPIDERS
 AND YOU'RE STILL JUST GOING, "GIVE ME A STICK.
 I'M NOT DYING OUT HERE."
 "A CRY FOR HELP" MAKES IT SOND LIKE I'M SuppOSED TO
 AKE PITY ON YOu, BUT YOU DON'T NEED MY PITY THIS ISNT
 PATHETIC. THIS IS THE WILL TO SURVIVE. THIS IS HOW HUMANS
 LIVED LONG ENOIGH TO BECOME THE DOMINANT SPECIES.
 WITH NO HOPE, RUNNING ON NOTHING, YOU'RE READY TO CLIT
 THROUGH A HUNDRED MILES OF HOSTILE JUNGLE WITH NOTHING
 BUT A STICK, IF THATS WHAT IT TAKES TO GET TO SAFETY
 ALL IM DOING IS HANDING OUT STICKS
 YOU'RE THE ONE STAYING ALIVE
irondad-not-ironsad:
aurora-nerin:

tea-rabbits:

ultimate-science-nerd:


positivelyqueerace:


dreamsrainandwitchythings:

intp-again:

muslimintp-1999-girl:


asexualchristian:

mentalmentalhealth:

girlwhorpsalot:

I needed this.


Thank you to all the people who posted this so I ended up seeing it.  I really needed this right now. Thank you!

Yeah… Not gonna lie… I cried…


We need more people like this


Goddamn it stop making me feel human

The therapist I wanna be.

Text in the image:
“I’m a therapist and keep this poster in my waiting room, apparently it’s saved a few lives.”
I don’t like the phrase “a cry for help.” I just don’t like how it sounds. When somebody says to me, “I’m thinking about suicide. I have a plan: I just need a reason not to do it,” the last thing I see is helplessness.
I think your depression has been beating you up for years. It’s called you ugly, and stupid, and pathetic, and a failure, for so long that you’ve forgotten that it’s wrong. You don’t see any good in yourself, and you don’t have any hope.
But still here you are: you’ve come over to me, banged on my door and said, “HEY! Staying alive is REALLY HARD right now! Just give me something to fight with! I don’t care if it’s a stick! Give me a stick and I can stay alive!”
How is that helpless? I think that’s incredible. You’re like a marine: trapped for years behind enemy lines. Your gun has been taken away, you’re out of ammo, you’re malnourished, and you’ve probably caught some kind of jungle virus that’s making you hallucinate giant spiders.
And you’re still just going, “GIVE ME A STICK. I’M NOT DYING OUT HERE.”“A cry for help” makes it sound like I’m supposed to take pity on you, but you don’t need my pity. This isn’t pathetic. This is the will to survive. This is how humans lived long enough to become the dominant species.
With NO hope, running on NOTHING, you’re ready to cut through a hundred miles of hostile jungle with nothing but a stick, if that’s what it takes to get to safety.
All I’m doing is handing out sticks.
You’re the one saying alive.


I legit cried at this. I’ve needed to hear it put this way. Bless this post.


Every time I see this post I stop to read the whole image.  It always helps — even on the good days.  
Because it wasn’t weakness.  It wasn’t shameful to seek help.  It wasn’t pathetic to “cry for help”.  I was looking for a stick, be that from myself or from someone else.  I was trying to find a way out. I was trying to heal myself.

this is fuckin incredible. 


I’m sorry if I repost to many of these, but if it could be someone’s “stick” then it’s worth it

irondad-not-ironsad: aurora-nerin: tea-rabbits: ultimate-science-nerd: positivelyqueerace: dreamsrainandwitchythings: intp-again: mu...

Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: marvelmoviefan48: gothdesss: pinky–heart: alfrhedoo: nothing–breaks-like-a-heart: ressila: lacinari: ixpaloa: cyber-shopping–addiction: 🌟THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! 🌟 SALE ENDS SOON! ***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLR FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT*** – GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE – – GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE – – GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE – – GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE – – GET THE CAT LAMP HERE – – GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE – – GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE – – GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE – – GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE – – GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE – – GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE – – GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE – – GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE – – GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE – I really badly need this to my new room. Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange. *casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it* I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light It looks amazing! I really recommend. Got one just like this as an anniversary gift it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon back” 🌕🥺❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark. Okay the magic book lamp is really cool. *also casually reblogs so i don’t loose it*
Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: marvelmoviefan48:

gothdesss:

pinky–heart:
alfrhedoo:

nothing–breaks-like-a-heart:

ressila:

lacinari:

ixpaloa:

cyber-shopping–addiction:

🌟THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! 🌟
SALE ENDS SOON!
***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLR FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT***
– GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE –
– GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE –
– GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE –
– GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE –
– GET THE CAT LAMP HERE –
– GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE –
– GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE –
– GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE –
– GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE –
– GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE –
– GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE –
– GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE –
– GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE –
– GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE –

I really badly need this to my new room.

Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday  it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty  relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange.

*casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it*

I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light

It looks amazing! I really recommend.

Got one just like this as an anniversary gift  it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon  back” 🌕🥺❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark.

Okay the magic book lamp is really cool.

*also casually reblogs so i don’t loose it*

marvelmoviefan48: gothdesss: pinky–heart: alfrhedoo: nothing–breaks-like-a-heart: ressila: lacinari: ixpaloa: cyber-shopping–addictio...

Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: marvelmoviefan48: gothdesss: pinky–heart: alfrhedoo: nothing–breaks-like-a-heart: ressila: lacinari: ixpaloa: cyber-shopping–addiction: 🌟THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! 🌟 SALE ENDS SOON! ***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLR FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT*** – GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE – – GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE – – GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE – – GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE – – GET THE CAT LAMP HERE – – GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE – – GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE – – GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE – – GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE – – GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE – – GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE – – GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE – – GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE – – GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE – I really badly need this to my new room. Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange. *casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it* I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light It looks amazing! I really recommend. Got one just like this as an anniversary gift it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon back” 🌕🥺❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark. Okay the magic book lamp is really cool. *also casually reblogs so i don’t loose it*
Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: marvelmoviefan48:

gothdesss:

pinky–heart:
alfrhedoo:

nothing–breaks-like-a-heart:

ressila:

lacinari:

ixpaloa:

cyber-shopping–addiction:

🌟THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! 🌟
SALE ENDS SOON!
***USE COUPON CODE: TUMBLR FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT***
– GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE –
– GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE –
– GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE –
– GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE –
– GET THE CAT LAMP HERE –
– GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE –
– GET THE MAGICAL CLOUD LAMP HERE –
– GET THE DIY LETTERS LIGHT BOX LAMP HERE –
– GET THE MOON LAMP KEYCHAIN HERE –
– GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE –
– GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE –
– GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE –
– GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE –
– GET THE LED UNICORN LAMP HERE –

I really badly need this to my new room.

Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday  it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty  relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange.

*casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it*

I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light

It looks amazing! I really recommend.

Got one just like this as an anniversary gift  it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon  back” 🌕🥺❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark.

Okay the magic book lamp is really cool.

*also casually reblogs so i don’t loose it*

marvelmoviefan48: gothdesss: pinky–heart: alfrhedoo: nothing–breaks-like-a-heart: ressila: lacinari: ixpaloa: cyber-shopping–addictio...

Apparently, Ass, and Drunk: snarling-through-our-smiles I once lost my keys at a frat house. My drunk ass had actually walked home without them, pounded on my apartment door, gotten let in by my rightfully- disgruntled roommate, and proceeded to pass out on the couch. Apparently I puked in the toilet before passing out do not remember The next morning, I schlepped back to the frat house. I stood there, right in front of the front door. This was a novel experience for me. I'd never been at a frat house in broad daylight before. A boy, presumably, of the house, asked me what I was doing. "I lost my keys in here last night, I called back. "I was seeing if I could go in and look for them?" He opened the door and gestured for me o come in. "Go wherever you want." I'd never seen a frat house post-party Derore. Wandering up the stairs a by hungover and still-drunk frat boys sandals and gym shorts, seeking out food and showers like moths to a porch light. A few of them threw puzzled glances my way. I'm sure they thought I was some post-bacchanalia hallucination. I entered one room where a boy was drunkenly watching some Old Yeller- esque movie on a tiny TV in the corner of his room from his bed. "Do you like dog movies?" he asked, voice from the fact that his face was squished against his pillow and half-buried by his blanket. I told him I did. e mumbled again, pleased, and asked what I was doing. I told him I was looking my keys. "Sorry, I haven't seen any keys around bere I didn't doubt him. Twenty minutes had passed. I'd searched just about every bedroom and nuclear- at dumn-site of a bathroom in that house. I'd given up on ever finding my keys and was prepared to beg my roommates' forgiveness and get a new set copied. As I stood there in the hallway, silently a particularly burly frat boy approached me. "You need help with something? "I lost my keys here last night and I can't find them, I've looked everywhere. "What do they look like? I'll put it into the group chat. He was already pulling out his phone. No one ever checks a group chat, I thought, but what the hell. It was worth a shot. "Um, it's just a ring of keys. The keychain is a pink plastic cat, though, like yea big. Like bright pink, you can't miss He nodded, presumably typing this description faithfully into the group chat. "Alright, I sent the message out. Good luck. e turned and left. And with that, A few moments later, I heard a distant and it was getting louder and louder, One assumes that how I felt in that moment was how Simba felt seeing the wildebeest stampede through the ravine as a horde large young men all thundered down the stairs, making a beeling for me. "Someone tell the girl!" One of them shouted, faceless in the mob. "Girl! Hey, GIRL! We found your keys, girl!!! They circled around me. I hadn't felt that old, One of them split himself off from the crowd. "Are these -"he pulled out a ring of keys from his pocket, "your keys? And lo, there was the distinctive bright millennial pink cat keychain dangling off the ring. "Yes,"I whispered. "Oh my god, yes." "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYY!!" The cheer went up. Turns out he found them in the bathroom upstairs. I thanked them again profusely. There was a scattered round of "no problems" and then, just suddenly as they descended, they all dispersed, like ships in the night. gatorfisch THIS is boys will be boys Nice Frathouse
Apparently, Ass, and Drunk: snarling-through-our-smiles
 I once lost my keys at a frat house.
 My drunk ass had actually walked home
 without them, pounded on my apartment
 door, gotten let in by my rightfully-
 disgruntled roommate, and proceeded to
 pass out on the couch. Apparently I
 puked in the toilet before passing out
 do not remember
 The next morning, I schlepped back to the
 frat house. I stood there, right in front of
 the front door. This was a novel
 experience for me. I'd never been at a frat
 house in broad daylight before.
 A boy, presumably, of the house, asked
 me what I was doing.
 "I lost my keys in here last night, I called
 back. "I was seeing if I could go in and
 look for them?"
 He opened the door and gestured for me
 o come in.
 "Go wherever you want."
 I'd never seen a frat house post-party
 Derore. Wandering up the stairs a
 by
 hungover and still-drunk frat boys
 sandals and gym shorts, seeking out food
 and showers like moths to a porch light.
 A few of them threw puzzled glances my
 way. I'm sure they thought I was some
 post-bacchanalia hallucination.
 I entered one room where a boy was
 drunkenly watching some Old Yeller-
 esque movie on a tiny TV in the corner of
 his room from his bed.
 "Do you like dog movies?" he asked, voice
 from the fact that his face was squished
 against his pillow and half-buried by his
 blanket.
 I told him I did.
 e mumbled again, pleased, and asked
 what I was doing. I told him I was looking
 my keys.
 "Sorry, I haven't seen any keys around
 bere
 I didn't doubt him.
 Twenty minutes had passed. I'd searched
 just about every bedroom and nuclear-
 at dumn-site of a bathroom in that
 house. I'd given up on ever finding my
 keys and was prepared to beg my
 roommates' forgiveness and get a new
 set copied.
 As I stood there in the hallway, silently
 a particularly
 burly frat boy approached me.
 "You need help with something?
 "I lost my keys here last night and I can't
 find them, I've looked everywhere.
 "What do they look like? I'll put it into the
 group chat. He was already pulling out
 his phone.
 No one ever checks a group chat, I
 thought, but what the hell. It was worth a
 shot. "Um, it's just a ring of keys. The
 keychain is a pink plastic cat, though, like
 yea big. Like bright pink, you can't miss
 He nodded, presumably typing this
 description faithfully into the group chat.
 "Alright, I sent the message out. Good
 luck.
 e turned and left.
 And with that,
 A few moments later, I heard a distant
 and it was getting louder and louder, One
 assumes that how I felt in that moment
 was how Simba felt seeing the wildebeest
 stampede through the ravine as a horde
 large young men all thundered down
 the stairs, making a beeling for me.
 "Someone tell the girl!" One of them
 shouted, faceless in the mob. "Girl! Hey,
 GIRL! We found your keys, girl!!!
 They circled around me. I hadn't felt that
 old, One of them split himself off from
 the crowd.
 "Are these -"he pulled out a ring of keys
 from his pocket, "your keys?
 And lo, there was the distinctive bright
 millennial pink cat keychain dangling off
 the ring.
 "Yes,"I whispered. "Oh my god, yes."
 "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
 YYYYYYYYYY!!"
 The cheer went up.
 Turns out he found them in the bathroom
 upstairs. I thanked them again profusely.
 There was a scattered round of "no
 problems" and then, just
 suddenly as
 they descended, they all dispersed, like
 ships in the night.
 gatorfisch
 THIS is boys will be boys
Nice Frathouse

Nice Frathouse