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Assassination, Definitely, and England: 50 THINGS YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW "1- RUBBER BANDS LAST LONGER WHEN REFRIGERATED 2-PEANUTS ARE ONE OF THE INGREDIENTS OF DYNAMITE 3- THERE ARE 293 WAYS TO MAKE CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR * 4-THE AVERAGE PERSON'S LEFT HAND DOES 56% OF THE TYPING 5- A SHARK IS THE ONLY FISH THAT CAN BLINK WITH BOTH EYES. 6- THERE ARE MORE CHICKENS THAN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD 7- THE LONGEST ONE-SYLLABLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS "SCREECHED. 8- ON A CANADIAN TWO-DOLLAR BILL, THE FLAG FLYING OVER THE PARLIAMENT BUILDING IS AN AMERICAN FLAG. 9- ALL OF THE CLOCKS IN THE MOVIE "PULP FICTION" ARE STUCK ON 4:20 10 NO WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE RHYMES WITH MONTH, ORANGE, SILVER OR PURPLE 11-"DREAMT IS THE ONLY ENGLISH WORD THAT ENDS IN THE LETTERS "MT 12-ALMONDS ARE A MEMBER OF THE PEACH FAMILY 13- THERE ARE ONLY 4 WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WHICH END IN DOUS TREMENDOUS, HORRENDOUS, STUPENDOUS, AND HAZARDOUS 14-A CAT HAS 32 MUSCLES IN EACH EAR. " 15- AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN 16- TIGERS HAVE STRIPED SKIN, NOT JUST STRIPED FUR. " 17- IN MOST ADVERTISEMENTS, THE TIME DISPLAYED ON A WATCH IS 10:10 18- AL CAPONE'S BUSINESS CARD SAID HE WAS A USED FURNITURE DEALER " 19- THE CHARACTERS BERT & ERNIE ON SESAME STREET WERE NAMED AFTER BERT THE COP AND ERNIE THE TAXI DRIVER IN FRANK CAPRA'S "ITS A WONDERFULLIFE 20- A DRAGONFLY HAS A LIFE SPAN OF 1-6 MONTHS 21- A GOLDFISH HAS A MEMORY SPAN OF 3 SECONDS 22- ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO SNEEZE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN. 23- THE GIANT SQUID HAS THE LARGEST EYES IN THE WORLD 24- IN ENGLAND, THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK. 25- THE MICROWAVE WAS INVENTED AFTER A RESEARCHER WALKED BY A RADAR TUBE AND A CHOCOLATE BAR MELTED IN HIS POCKE 26- THE AVERAGE PERSON FALLS ASLEEP IN SEVEN MINUTES. 27- THERE ARE 336 DIMPLES ON A REGULATION GOLF BALL 28-THE AVERAGE HUMAN EATS 8 SPIDERS IN THEIR LIFETIME AT NIGHT 29- A COCKROACH CAN LIVE NINE DAYS WITHOUT ITS HEAD BEFORE IT STARVES TO DEATH 30- A POLAR BEAR'S SKIN IS BLACK. ITS FUR IS NOT WHITE, BUT ACTUALLY CLEAR. 31- ELVIS HAD A TWIN BROTHER NAMED AARON, WHO DIED AT BIRTH, WHICH IS WHY ELVIS MIDDLE NAME WAS SPELLED ARON: IN HONOR OF HIS BROTHER. IT IS ALSO MIS SPELLED ON HIS TOMB STONE 32- DONALD DUCK COMICS WERE BANNED IN FINLAND BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WEAR PANTS 33- MORE PEOPLE ARE KILLED BY DONKEYS ANNUALLY THAN ARE KILLED IN PLANE CRASHES. 34- STEWARDESSES IS THE LONGEST WORD TYPED WITH ONLY THE LEFT HAND. 35- SHAKESPEARE INVENTED THE WORDS "ASSASSINATION" AND "BUMP." 36- MARILYN MONROE HAD 6 TOES ON ONE FOOT. (NOT TRUE, WE'RE TOLDI) 37- IF YOU KEEP A GOLDFISH IN THE DARK ROOM, IT WILL EVENTUALLY TURN WHITE. 38-WOMEN BLINK NEARLY TWICE AS MUCH AS MEN 39- RIGHT-HANDED PEOPLE LIVE, ON AVERAGE, NINE YEARS LONGER THAN LEFT HANDED PEOPLE DO *40- THE SENTENCE "THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG USES EVERY LETTER IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE *41- THE NAMES OF THE CONTINENTS ALL END WITH THE SAME LETTER WITH WHICH THEY START 42- TYPEWRITER IS THE LONGEST WORD THAT CAN BE MADE USING THE LETTERS ON ONLY ONE ROW OF THE KEYBOARD 43- THE WORD RACECAR AND KAYAK ARE THE SAME WHETHER THEY ARE READ LEFT TO RIGHT OR RIGHT TO LEFT 44- A SNAIL CAN SLEEP FOR 3 YEARS 45- AMERICAN AIRLINES SAVED $40,000 IN 1987 BY ELIMINATING ONE OLIVE FROM EACH SALAD SERVED IN FIRST-CLASS 46- THE ELECTRIC CHAIR WAS INVENTED BY A DENTIST 47- VATICAN CITY IS THE SMALLEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WITH A POPULATION OF 1,000 AND A SIZE OF 108.7 ACRES 48-"I AM" IS THE SHORTEST COMPLETE SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE * 49- NO PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WAS AN ONLY CHILD AND LAST AND DEFINITELY MOST IMPORTANT 50- THE AVERAGE CHOCOLATE BAR HAS 8 INSECTS LEGS IN IT l KNOW SO MUCH NOW lolmeme.th Some of these are not true, but wich ones?
Assassination, Definitely, and England: 50 THINGS YOU DON'T
 NEED TO KNOW
 "1- RUBBER BANDS LAST LONGER WHEN REFRIGERATED
 2-PEANUTS ARE ONE OF THE INGREDIENTS OF DYNAMITE
 3- THERE ARE 293 WAYS TO MAKE CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR
 * 4-THE AVERAGE PERSON'S LEFT HAND DOES 56% OF THE TYPING
 5- A SHARK IS THE ONLY FISH THAT CAN BLINK WITH BOTH EYES.
 6- THERE ARE MORE CHICKENS THAN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
 7- THE LONGEST ONE-SYLLABLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS "SCREECHED.
 8- ON A CANADIAN TWO-DOLLAR BILL, THE FLAG FLYING OVER THE PARLIAMENT
 BUILDING IS AN AMERICAN FLAG.
 9- ALL OF THE CLOCKS IN THE MOVIE "PULP FICTION" ARE STUCK ON 4:20
 10 NO WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE RHYMES WITH MONTH, ORANGE, SILVER OR
 PURPLE
 11-"DREAMT IS THE ONLY ENGLISH WORD THAT ENDS IN THE LETTERS "MT
 12-ALMONDS ARE A MEMBER OF THE PEACH FAMILY
 13- THERE ARE ONLY 4 WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WHICH END IN DOUS
 TREMENDOUS, HORRENDOUS, STUPENDOUS, AND HAZARDOUS
 14-A CAT HAS 32 MUSCLES IN EACH EAR.
 " 15- AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN
 16- TIGERS HAVE STRIPED SKIN, NOT JUST STRIPED FUR.
 " 17- IN MOST ADVERTISEMENTS, THE TIME DISPLAYED ON A WATCH IS 10:10
 18- AL CAPONE'S BUSINESS CARD SAID HE WAS A USED FURNITURE DEALER
 " 19- THE CHARACTERS BERT & ERNIE ON SESAME STREET WERE NAMED AFTER BERT
 THE COP AND ERNIE THE TAXI DRIVER IN FRANK CAPRA'S "ITS A WONDERFULLIFE
 20- A DRAGONFLY HAS A LIFE SPAN OF 1-6 MONTHS
 21- A GOLDFISH HAS A MEMORY SPAN OF 3 SECONDS
 22- ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO SNEEZE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN.
 23- THE GIANT SQUID HAS THE LARGEST EYES IN THE WORLD
 24- IN ENGLAND, THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK.
 25- THE MICROWAVE WAS INVENTED AFTER A RESEARCHER WALKED BY A RADAR
 TUBE AND A CHOCOLATE BAR MELTED IN HIS POCKE
 26- THE AVERAGE PERSON FALLS ASLEEP IN SEVEN MINUTES.
 27- THERE ARE 336 DIMPLES ON A REGULATION GOLF BALL
 28-THE AVERAGE HUMAN EATS 8 SPIDERS IN THEIR LIFETIME AT NIGHT
 29- A COCKROACH CAN LIVE NINE DAYS WITHOUT ITS HEAD BEFORE IT STARVES TO
 DEATH
 30- A POLAR BEAR'S SKIN IS BLACK. ITS FUR IS NOT WHITE, BUT ACTUALLY CLEAR.
 31- ELVIS HAD A TWIN BROTHER NAMED AARON, WHO DIED AT BIRTH, WHICH IS WHY
 ELVIS MIDDLE NAME WAS SPELLED ARON: IN HONOR OF HIS BROTHER. IT IS ALSO MIS
 SPELLED ON HIS TOMB STONE
 32- DONALD DUCK COMICS WERE BANNED IN FINLAND BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WEAR
 PANTS
 33- MORE PEOPLE ARE KILLED BY DONKEYS ANNUALLY THAN ARE KILLED IN PLANE
 CRASHES.
 34- STEWARDESSES IS THE LONGEST WORD TYPED WITH ONLY THE LEFT HAND. 35-
 SHAKESPEARE INVENTED THE WORDS "ASSASSINATION" AND "BUMP."
 36- MARILYN MONROE HAD 6 TOES ON ONE FOOT. (NOT TRUE, WE'RE TOLDI)
 37- IF YOU KEEP A GOLDFISH IN THE DARK ROOM, IT WILL EVENTUALLY TURN WHITE.
 38-WOMEN BLINK NEARLY TWICE AS MUCH AS MEN
 39- RIGHT-HANDED PEOPLE LIVE, ON AVERAGE, NINE YEARS LONGER THAN LEFT
 HANDED PEOPLE DO
 *40- THE SENTENCE "THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG USES
 EVERY LETTER IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
 *41- THE NAMES OF THE CONTINENTS ALL END WITH THE SAME LETTER WITH WHICH
 THEY START
 42- TYPEWRITER IS THE LONGEST WORD THAT CAN BE MADE USING THE LETTERS ON
 ONLY ONE ROW OF THE KEYBOARD
 43- THE WORD RACECAR AND KAYAK ARE THE SAME WHETHER THEY ARE READ LEFT
 TO RIGHT OR RIGHT TO LEFT
 44- A SNAIL CAN SLEEP FOR 3 YEARS
 45- AMERICAN AIRLINES SAVED $40,000 IN 1987 BY ELIMINATING ONE OLIVE FROM
 EACH SALAD SERVED IN FIRST-CLASS
 46- THE ELECTRIC CHAIR WAS INVENTED BY A DENTIST
 47- VATICAN CITY IS THE SMALLEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WITH A POPULATION OF
 1,000 AND A SIZE OF 108.7 ACRES
 48-"I AM" IS THE SHORTEST COMPLETE SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
 * 49- NO PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WAS AN ONLY CHILD
 AND LAST AND DEFINITELY MOST IMPORTANT
 50- THE AVERAGE CHOCOLATE BAR HAS 8 INSECTS LEGS IN IT
 l KNOW SO
 MUCH NOW
 lolmeme.th
Some of these are not true, but wich ones?

Some of these are not true, but wich ones?

Being Alone, Batman, and Books: LIBRARIAN HUMOR ISEE WHAT YOU DID THERE 0 dracophile: randomthingieshere: pheenixwright: invenblocker: pheenixwright: invenblocker: pheenixwright: invenblocker: forthefuns: follow forthefuns for more funny stuff Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture. Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?! Say whaaaat?Well uhmLook at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.Still grasping for straws, Wright?Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.   Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words. I’m sorry Edgeworth.I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture! Ack.(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations! Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?
Being Alone, Batman, and Books: LIBRARIAN HUMOR
 ISEE WHAT
 YOU DID THERE
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Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!

Say whaaaat?Well uhmLook at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.Still grasping for straws, Wright?Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.  

Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.



I’m sorry Edgeworth.I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!

Ack.(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!

Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?

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Struggle, Never, and Will: Right handed people will never understand the struggle.
Struggle, Never, and Will: Right handed people will never understand the struggle.

Right handed people will never understand the struggle.

Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making blans for vourwifes death? Come on now,own up.The thought hasn't so much as crossed your mind, has it?they Could you afford £2.000 a year for a family cook? All along, you've blithely need and deserve? That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average There's no guaranteeing (According to statistics, So have you ever thought assumed that you'll be the The nightly bedtime stories? Helping theml first to go. the one who will need the whats what in the big wide world? inancial looking-after. should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap. ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it. sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week. that your wife will outliveyou. little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go HOUSEHOLD Eighty hours, mind. At £2.50 an hour, that comes to a staggering £10,400 a year. 500 ml. to get holdof thatsortofmoney? Well, you could start at the what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of if the unthinkable happened this page. After hours of office work, could you face hours of housework? tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh Foraslittleas15.00amonth, distant future. worth over £50,000 tax free: But tomorrow, If you prefer, we can even draw up a combined Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope? Who'llplay nursemaid if the kids fall ill? On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of either of you dying If you'd like to discuss things further withus, post off the coupon straight away. Planning for a wifes death may be no pleasant matter for a husband. But for a father, its a very necessary duty. To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR Could you be an executive by day and a chambermaid by night? that youd Name have to put Ads in. More importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk Albany itend Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta. I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. -http://YourLifeSolution.com
Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making
 blans for
 vourwifes death?
 Come on now,own up.The
 thought hasn't so much
 as crossed your mind, has it?they
 Could you
 afford £2.000 a year for
 a family cook?
 All along, you've blithely need and deserve?
 That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them
 That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort
 Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average
 There's no guaranteeing
 (According to statistics,
 So have you ever thought
 assumed that you'll be the
 The nightly bedtime
 stories? Helping theml
 first to go.
 the one who will need the
 whats what in the big wide world?
 inancial looking-after.
 should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap.
 ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through
 Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it.
 sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week.
 that your wife will outliveyou.
 little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go
 HOUSEHOLD
 Eighty hours, mind.
 At £2.50 an hour, that comes
 to a staggering £10,400 a year.
 500 ml.
 to get holdof thatsortofmoney?
 Well, you could start at the
 what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of
 if the unthinkable happened this page.
 After hours of
 office work, could you face
 hours of housework?
 tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh
 Foraslittleas15.00amonth,
 distant future.
 worth over £50,000 tax free:
 But tomorrow,
 If you prefer, we can
 even draw up a combined
 Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope?
 Who'llplay
 nursemaid if the
 kids fall ill?
 On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy
 cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of
 either of you dying
 If you'd like to discuss things further withus,
 post off the coupon straight away.
 Planning for a wifes death may be no
 pleasant matter for a husband.
 But for a father, its a very necessary duty.
 To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel
 Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR
 Could you be an executive by day
 and a chambermaid by night?
 that youd Name
 have to put Ads
 in. More
 importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk
 Albany itend
 Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them
life-insurancequote:
ad-fiend-blog:

Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad
As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention


The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta.  I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. 
-http://YourLifeSolution.com

life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with...

Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making blans for vourwifes death? Come on now,own up.The thought hasn't so much as crossed your mind, has it?they Could you afford £2.000 a year for a family cook? All along, you've blithely need and deserve? That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average There's no guaranteeing (According to statistics, So have you ever thought assumed that you'll be the The nightly bedtime stories? Helping theml first to go. the one who will need the whats what in the big wide world? inancial looking-after. should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap. ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it. sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week. that your wife will outliveyou. little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go HOUSEHOLD Eighty hours, mind. At £2.50 an hour, that comes to a staggering £10,400 a year. 500 ml. to get holdof thatsortofmoney? Well, you could start at the what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of if the unthinkable happened this page. After hours of office work, could you face hours of housework? tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh Foraslittleas15.00amonth, distant future. worth over £50,000 tax free: But tomorrow, If you prefer, we can even draw up a combined Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope? Who'llplay nursemaid if the kids fall ill? On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of either of you dying If you'd like to discuss things further withus, post off the coupon straight away. Planning for a wifes death may be no pleasant matter for a husband. But for a father, its a very necessary duty. To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR Could you be an executive by day and a chambermaid by night? that youd Name have to put Ads in. More importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk Albany itend Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta. I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. -http://YourLifeSolution.com
Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making
 blans for
 vourwifes death?
 Come on now,own up.The
 thought hasn't so much
 as crossed your mind, has it?they
 Could you
 afford £2.000 a year for
 a family cook?
 All along, you've blithely need and deserve?
 That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them
 That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort
 Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average
 There's no guaranteeing
 (According to statistics,
 So have you ever thought
 assumed that you'll be the
 The nightly bedtime
 stories? Helping theml
 first to go.
 the one who will need the
 whats what in the big wide world?
 inancial looking-after.
 should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap.
 ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through
 Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it.
 sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week.
 that your wife will outliveyou.
 little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go
 HOUSEHOLD
 Eighty hours, mind.
 At £2.50 an hour, that comes
 to a staggering £10,400 a year.
 500 ml.
 to get holdof thatsortofmoney?
 Well, you could start at the
 what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of
 if the unthinkable happened this page.
 After hours of
 office work, could you face
 hours of housework?
 tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh
 Foraslittleas15.00amonth,
 distant future.
 worth over £50,000 tax free:
 But tomorrow,
 If you prefer, we can
 even draw up a combined
 Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope?
 Who'llplay
 nursemaid if the
 kids fall ill?
 On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy
 cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of
 either of you dying
 If you'd like to discuss things further withus,
 post off the coupon straight away.
 Planning for a wifes death may be no
 pleasant matter for a husband.
 But for a father, its a very necessary duty.
 To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel
 Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR
 Could you be an executive by day
 and a chambermaid by night?
 that youd Name
 have to put Ads
 in. More
 importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk
 Albany itend
 Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them
life-insurancequote:
ad-fiend-blog:

Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad
As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention


The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta.  I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. 
-http://YourLifeSolution.com

life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with...

Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making blans for vourwifes death? Come on now,own up.The thought hasn't so much as crossed your mind, has it?they Could you afford £2.000 a year for a family cook? All along, you've blithely need and deserve? That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average There's no guaranteeing (According to statistics, So have you ever thought assumed that you'll be the The nightly bedtime stories? Helping theml first to go. the one who will need the whats what in the big wide world? inancial looking-after. should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap. ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it. sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week. that your wife will outliveyou. little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go HOUSEHOLD Eighty hours, mind. At £2.50 an hour, that comes to a staggering £10,400 a year. 500 ml. to get holdof thatsortofmoney? Well, you could start at the what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of if the unthinkable happened this page. After hours of office work, could you face hours of housework? tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh Foraslittleas15.00amonth, distant future. worth over £50,000 tax free: But tomorrow, If you prefer, we can even draw up a combined Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope? Who'llplay nursemaid if the kids fall ill? On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of either of you dying If you'd like to discuss things further withus, post off the coupon straight away. Planning for a wifes death may be no pleasant matter for a husband. But for a father, its a very necessary duty. To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR Could you be an executive by day and a chambermaid by night? that youd Name have to put Ads in. More importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk Albany itend Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta. I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. -http://YourLifeSolution.com
Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making
 blans for
 vourwifes death?
 Come on now,own up.The
 thought hasn't so much
 as crossed your mind, has it?they
 Could you
 afford £2.000 a year for
 a family cook?
 All along, you've blithely need and deserve?
 That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them
 That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort
 Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average
 There's no guaranteeing
 (According to statistics,
 So have you ever thought
 assumed that you'll be the
 The nightly bedtime
 stories? Helping theml
 first to go.
 the one who will need the
 whats what in the big wide world?
 inancial looking-after.
 should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap.
 ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through
 Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it.
 sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week.
 that your wife will outliveyou.
 little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go
 HOUSEHOLD
 Eighty hours, mind.
 At £2.50 an hour, that comes
 to a staggering £10,400 a year.
 500 ml.
 to get holdof thatsortofmoney?
 Well, you could start at the
 what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of
 if the unthinkable happened this page.
 After hours of
 office work, could you face
 hours of housework?
 tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh
 Foraslittleas15.00amonth,
 distant future.
 worth over £50,000 tax free:
 But tomorrow,
 If you prefer, we can
 even draw up a combined
 Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope?
 Who'llplay
 nursemaid if the
 kids fall ill?
 On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy
 cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of
 either of you dying
 If you'd like to discuss things further withus,
 post off the coupon straight away.
 Planning for a wifes death may be no
 pleasant matter for a husband.
 But for a father, its a very necessary duty.
 To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel
 Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR
 Could you be an executive by day
 and a chambermaid by night?
 that youd Name
 have to put Ads
 in. More
 importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk
 Albany itend
 Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them
life-insurancequote:
ad-fiend-blog:

Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad
As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention


The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta.  I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. 
-http://YourLifeSolution.com

life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with...

Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making blans for vourwifes death? Come on now,own up.The thought hasn't so much as crossed your mind, has it?they Could you afford £2.000 a year for a family cook? All along, you've blithely need and deserve? That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average There's no guaranteeing (According to statistics, So have you ever thought assumed that you'll be the The nightly bedtime stories? Helping theml first to go. the one who will need the whats what in the big wide world? inancial looking-after. should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap. ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it. sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week. that your wife will outliveyou. little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go HOUSEHOLD Eighty hours, mind. At £2.50 an hour, that comes to a staggering £10,400 a year. 500 ml. to get holdof thatsortofmoney? Well, you could start at the what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of if the unthinkable happened this page. After hours of office work, could you face hours of housework? tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh Foraslittleas15.00amonth, distant future. worth over £50,000 tax free: But tomorrow, If you prefer, we can even draw up a combined Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope? Who'llplay nursemaid if the kids fall ill? On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of either of you dying If you'd like to discuss things further withus, post off the coupon straight away. Planning for a wifes death may be no pleasant matter for a husband. But for a father, its a very necessary duty. To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR Could you be an executive by day and a chambermaid by night? that youd Name have to put Ads in. More importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk Albany itend Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta. I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. -http://YourLifeSolution.com
Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making
 blans for
 vourwifes death?
 Come on now,own up.The
 thought hasn't so much
 as crossed your mind, has it?they
 Could you
 afford £2.000 a year for
 a family cook?
 All along, you've blithely need and deserve?
 That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them
 That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort
 Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average
 There's no guaranteeing
 (According to statistics,
 So have you ever thought
 assumed that you'll be the
 The nightly bedtime
 stories? Helping theml
 first to go.
 the one who will need the
 whats what in the big wide world?
 inancial looking-after.
 should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap.
 ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through
 Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it.
 sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week.
 that your wife will outliveyou.
 little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go
 HOUSEHOLD
 Eighty hours, mind.
 At £2.50 an hour, that comes
 to a staggering £10,400 a year.
 500 ml.
 to get holdof thatsortofmoney?
 Well, you could start at the
 what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of
 if the unthinkable happened this page.
 After hours of
 office work, could you face
 hours of housework?
 tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh
 Foraslittleas15.00amonth,
 distant future.
 worth over £50,000 tax free:
 But tomorrow,
 If you prefer, we can
 even draw up a combined
 Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope?
 Who'llplay
 nursemaid if the
 kids fall ill?
 On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy
 cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of
 either of you dying
 If you'd like to discuss things further withus,
 post off the coupon straight away.
 Planning for a wifes death may be no
 pleasant matter for a husband.
 But for a father, its a very necessary duty.
 To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel
 Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR
 Could you be an executive by day
 and a chambermaid by night?
 that youd Name
 have to put Ads
 in. More
 importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk
 Albany itend
 Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them
life-insurancequote:
ad-fiend-blog:

Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad
As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention


The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta.  I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. 
-http://YourLifeSolution.com

life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with...

Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making blans for vourwifes death? Come on now,own up.The thought hasn't so much as crossed your mind, has it?they Could you afford £2.000 a year for a family cook? All along, you've blithely need and deserve? That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average There's no guaranteeing (According to statistics, So have you ever thought assumed that you'll be the The nightly bedtime stories? Helping theml first to go. the one who will need the whats what in the big wide world? inancial looking-after. should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap. ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it. sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week. that your wife will outliveyou. little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go HOUSEHOLD Eighty hours, mind. At £2.50 an hour, that comes to a staggering £10,400 a year. 500 ml. to get holdof thatsortofmoney? Well, you could start at the what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of if the unthinkable happened this page. After hours of office work, could you face hours of housework? tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh Foraslittleas15.00amonth, distant future. worth over £50,000 tax free: But tomorrow, If you prefer, we can even draw up a combined Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope? Who'llplay nursemaid if the kids fall ill? On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of either of you dying If you'd like to discuss things further withus, post off the coupon straight away. Planning for a wifes death may be no pleasant matter for a husband. But for a father, its a very necessary duty. To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR Could you be an executive by day and a chambermaid by night? that youd Name have to put Ads in. More importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk Albany itend Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta. I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. -http://YourLifeSolution.com
Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making
 blans for
 vourwifes death?
 Come on now,own up.The
 thought hasn't so much
 as crossed your mind, has it?they
 Could you
 afford £2.000 a year for
 a family cook?
 All along, you've blithely need and deserve?
 That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them
 That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort
 Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average
 There's no guaranteeing
 (According to statistics,
 So have you ever thought
 assumed that you'll be the
 The nightly bedtime
 stories? Helping theml
 first to go.
 the one who will need the
 whats what in the big wide world?
 inancial looking-after.
 should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap.
 ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through
 Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it.
 sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week.
 that your wife will outliveyou.
 little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go
 HOUSEHOLD
 Eighty hours, mind.
 At £2.50 an hour, that comes
 to a staggering £10,400 a year.
 500 ml.
 to get holdof thatsortofmoney?
 Well, you could start at the
 what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of
 if the unthinkable happened this page.
 After hours of
 office work, could you face
 hours of housework?
 tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh
 Foraslittleas15.00amonth,
 distant future.
 worth over £50,000 tax free:
 But tomorrow,
 If you prefer, we can
 even draw up a combined
 Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope?
 Who'llplay
 nursemaid if the
 kids fall ill?
 On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy
 cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of
 either of you dying
 If you'd like to discuss things further withus,
 post off the coupon straight away.
 Planning for a wifes death may be no
 pleasant matter for a husband.
 But for a father, its a very necessary duty.
 To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel
 Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR
 Could you be an executive by day
 and a chambermaid by night?
 that youd Name
 have to put Ads
 in. More
 importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk
 Albany itend
 Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them
life-insurancequote:
ad-fiend-blog:

Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad
As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention


The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta.  I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. 
-http://YourLifeSolution.com

life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with...

Club, Fake, and Tumblr: laughoutloud-club: The hand shown is fake , His real right hand is holding a gun in case of an emergency .
Club, Fake, and Tumblr: laughoutloud-club:

The hand shown is fake , His real right hand is holding a gun in case of an emergency .

laughoutloud-club: The hand shown is fake , His real right hand is holding a gun in case of an emergency .

Grandma, Working, and Lady: Left and right hand of a lady working at my grandmas.
Grandma, Working, and Lady: Left and right hand of a lady working at my grandmas.

Left and right hand of a lady working at my grandmas.

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America, Bailey Jay, and Be Like: Do you believe that advances in stem cell technology will make cosmetics obsolete? Three big earthquakes will shake
 the three superpowers; 1st big earthquake in Russia; 2nd (bigger one) in China; 3rd (biggest of the three) will be in
 America. NATO will nuke Ukraine to blame Russia for it; then NATO will nuke Russia from Scandinavia. China will at
 tack Russia, but will not get past Ural Mountains; bio-genetic weapon will be used against Chinese soldiers (they will
 run back to China and hide in closets in fear) and weather weapon will freeze Siberia to 200 Celcius; stadium-size
 chunks of unmeltable ice will fall from the lower sky (because when rockets go into higher sky they bring this ice down
 to lower sky). Russia will destroy Turkey and America. China will have a hole across the whole country to the abyss
 (because of another super weapon used to stop Chinese aggression), radiation from this hole will be massive; Chinese
 will try to keep quiet about it, a lot of people will fall into this hole
 Scientists don't see dinosaurs because of radiation. Only Eurasia and Alaska (both without coasts) will remain after
 demons blow up Antarctica (which surrounds the flat earth) and Greenland melts. Move to Ural Mountains or inland
 Alaska. Sionists want war between Russia and Germany over Serbia from June to October on their holidays because
 (666 times 3)+(6 times 3) 2016 (in their twisted logic)
 Tube people = demons. Clones = demons. Human costumes that demons wear-demons. Dinosaurs and 666ed peo-
 ple have triple stranded DNA; normal person cant swallow 666ed food (designed for 666ed people). Demons live inside
 clones. Bacteriologist Alexandre Yersin (who discovered Bubonic plague) is depicted on the Shroud of Turin. There is
 another shroud on which blasphemer Yosef (who was crucified on a pole in 1066 AD) is depicted. Menachem Mendel
 Schneerson, Lenin (el-deity in Hebrew, nineno in German; so, when chanted repeatedly is blasphemy against the
 Creato), and Yosef were possessed by Azazel; now, Rico Cortes is possessed by Azazel
 WW3 happens, 7% of people will be left, after people are tired of war, they will elect the antichrist as one world leader;
 don't vote. ISIS stands for Israeli Secret Intelligence Service. Next false flag: Statue of Liberty in order to attack Iran
 one big shake, one giant step forward, one giant collapse. Move away from coasts as nukes will go off in the ocean (at
 where tectonic plates meet, result: megatsunamis 1km high)
 Wear natural clothing so that if a bomb goes off it won't stick to the body as fast as synthetic clothes. All metal will be
 burned for fuel; so, save knives, crowbars, shovels, wood-burning stoves, etc. Also, save cloth/fabric/textile to cover the
 wounds and diseases
 Eat natural food because nanochips, cells of aborted fetuses, bug DNA, and other poisons are in food that is com-
 monly sold; reject vaccines, medical care, medicine, etc. because nanochips are administered thru IVs, implants, fill
 ings, etc. If 1000-1500 nanochips are in your right hand, then you can't make proper Orthodox sign of the cross with
 the right hand; last mercy for you then will be to cut the hand off
 Seraphim of Sarov and Sergiy of Radonezh will be resurrected after WW3 for a short time; Seraphim of Sarov will show
 the new Ruski Tsar who will fight the antichrist for about 2 years and 8 months. Those who go see Seraphim of Sarov
 will be healed of their infirmities/illnesses/sicknesses/ diseases; if you want to see him then, hurry because he won't
 stay longer than a few weeks
 Earth is flat; stands on 3 pillars (the Most Holy Trinity); pillars stand on water at zero Kelvin. Zodiac is planetary prison
 of demons; don't believe in horoscopes or you'll exhibit the traits of the trapped demons. Most thoughts and dreams
 are from demons; demons never do good. Sleep fully clothed; pray the Jesus prayer. Pray to your guardian angel to
 have normal sleep
 Humans were created about 7525 years ago. Ruski Orthodox Christian Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov was the last
 prophet before Enoch and Elijah return to preach against the antichrist
 Birds participate in time creation. It's a sin to kill birds. Dinosasive under our level. They will get out through sinlk
 holes and lakes. To kill them, go for their nerves. Save the birds. but kill the dinosaurs. First dinosaur will come out of
 Volga River in Russia
 Demons grow human skin (from a sample taken during abduction) and put it on so as to look like us. Demons will in-
 vite people to be healed inside their UFOs, those who go will be like zombies after. Govt provides demons with dia-
 monds and allows demons to abduct people. If you're being abducted, slowly pray the Jesus prayer
 Don't panic. Demons use diamonds and souls to power their UFO craft. The bigger the diamond, the more it lasts
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Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making blans for vourwifes death? Come on now,own up.The thought hasn't so much as crossed your mind, has it?they Could you afford £2.000 a year for a family cook? All along, you've blithely need and deserve? That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average There's no guaranteeing (According to statistics, So have you ever thought assumed that you'll be the The nightly bedtime stories? Helping theml first to go. the one who will need the whats what in the big wide world? inancial looking-after. should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap. ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it. sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week. that your wife will outliveyou. little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go HOUSEHOLD Eighty hours, mind. At £2.50 an hour, that comes to a staggering £10,400 a year. 500 ml. to get holdof thatsortofmoney? Well, you could start at the what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of if the unthinkable happened this page. After hours of office work, could you face hours of housework? tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh Foraslittleas15.00amonth, distant future. worth over £50,000 tax free: But tomorrow, If you prefer, we can even draw up a combined Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope? Who'llplay nursemaid if the kids fall ill? On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of either of you dying If you'd like to discuss things further withus, post off the coupon straight away. Planning for a wifes death may be no pleasant matter for a husband. But for a father, its a very necessary duty. To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR Could you be an executive by day and a chambermaid by night? that youd Name have to put Ads in. More importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk Albany itend Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta. I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. -http://YourLifeSolution.com
Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making
 blans for
 vourwifes death?
 Come on now,own up.The
 thought hasn't so much
 as crossed your mind, has it?they
 Could you
 afford £2.000 a year for
 a family cook?
 All along, you've blithely need and deserve?
 That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them
 That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort
 Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average
 There's no guaranteeing
 (According to statistics,
 So have you ever thought
 assumed that you'll be the
 The nightly bedtime
 stories? Helping theml
 first to go.
 the one who will need the
 whats what in the big wide world?
 inancial looking-after.
 should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap.
 ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through
 Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it.
 sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week.
 that your wife will outliveyou.
 little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go
 HOUSEHOLD
 Eighty hours, mind.
 At £2.50 an hour, that comes
 to a staggering £10,400 a year.
 500 ml.
 to get holdof thatsortofmoney?
 Well, you could start at the
 what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of
 if the unthinkable happened this page.
 After hours of
 office work, could you face
 hours of housework?
 tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh
 Foraslittleas15.00amonth,
 distant future.
 worth over £50,000 tax free:
 But tomorrow,
 If you prefer, we can
 even draw up a combined
 Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope?
 Who'llplay
 nursemaid if the
 kids fall ill?
 On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy
 cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of
 either of you dying
 If you'd like to discuss things further withus,
 post off the coupon straight away.
 Planning for a wifes death may be no
 pleasant matter for a husband.
 But for a father, its a very necessary duty.
 To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel
 Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR
 Could you be an executive by day
 and a chambermaid by night?
 that youd Name
 have to put Ads
 in. More
 importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk
 Albany itend
 Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them
life-insurancequote:

ad-fiend-blog:

Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad
As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention

The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta.  I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. 
-http://YourLifeSolution.com

life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with...

Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making blans for vourwifes death? Come on now,own up.The thought hasn't so much as crossed your mind, has it?they Could you afford £2.000 a year for a family cook? All along, you've blithely need and deserve? That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average There's no guaranteeing (According to statistics, So have you ever thought assumed that you'll be the The nightly bedtime stories? Helping theml first to go. the one who will need the whats what in the big wide world? inancial looking-after. should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap. ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it. sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week. that your wife will outliveyou. little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go HOUSEHOLD Eighty hours, mind. At £2.50 an hour, that comes to a staggering £10,400 a year. 500 ml. to get holdof thatsortofmoney? Well, you could start at the what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of if the unthinkable happened this page. After hours of office work, could you face hours of housework? tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh Foraslittleas15.00amonth, distant future. worth over £50,000 tax free: But tomorrow, If you prefer, we can even draw up a combined Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope? Who'llplay nursemaid if the kids fall ill? On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of either of you dying If you'd like to discuss things further withus, post off the coupon straight away. Planning for a wifes death may be no pleasant matter for a husband. But for a father, its a very necessary duty. To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR Could you be an executive by day and a chambermaid by night? that youd Name have to put Ads in. More importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk Albany itend Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta. I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. -http://YourLifeSolution.com
Children, Fall, and Family: Are you making
 blans for
 vourwifes death?
 Come on now,own up.The
 thought hasn't so much
 as crossed your mind, has it?they
 Could you
 afford £2.000 a year for
 a family cook?
 All along, you've blithely need and deserve?
 That your wife will be out with their maths homework? Teaching them
 That yours is the life tha And like everything else nowadays, that sort
 Noble and worthy sent According to a recent survey, the average
 There's no guaranteeing
 (According to statistics,
 So have you ever thought
 assumed that you'll be the
 The nightly bedtime
 stories? Helping theml
 first to go.
 the one who will need the
 whats what in the big wide world?
 inancial looking-after.
 should be insured, not hers. of help doesn't come cheap.
 ments indeed.But, if we may mother of three ploughs through
 Heaven knows, you'd need help. Lots of it.
 sayso,short sightedones,too. eighty hours of housework a week.
 that your wife will outliveyou.
 little morethan a 60%chance Where on earth are you go
 HOUSEHOLD
 Eighty hours, mind.
 At £2.50 an hour, that comes
 to a staggering £10,400 a year.
 500 ml.
 to get holdof thatsortofmoney?
 Well, you could start at the
 what would happen to you bottom right hand comer of
 if the unthinkable happened this page.
 After hours of
 office work, could you face
 hours of housework?
 tO hecNo in che dím Abary Laie can paoviae ocoveh
 Foraslittleas15.00amonth,
 distant future.
 worth over £50,000 tax free:
 But tomorrow,
 If you prefer, we can
 even draw up a combined
 Friday, 24th June 1983? Could you cope?
 Who'llplay
 nursemaid if the
 kids fall ill?
 On the purely practical front, think of the 'Husband and Wife' policy
 cooking, the washing, the hours of housework that pays out in the event of
 either of you dying
 If you'd like to discuss things further withus,
 post off the coupon straight away.
 Planning for a wifes death may be no
 pleasant matter for a husband.
 But for a father, its a very necessary duty.
 To kam more about our plans, send dhis coupon to Peter Kel
 Albany Like Assurance, FREEPOST Poners Bar ENSIBR
 Could you be an executive by day
 and a chambermaid by night?
 that youd Name
 have to put Ads
 in. More
 importantly, there's the children to consider. Namk
 Albany itend
 Couldyou everdevote the sort oftime to them
life-insurancequote:

ad-fiend-blog:

Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad
As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention


The problem with this ad is it doesn’t drive the nefarious subtext home by making it painfully meta.  I like my ads more on-the-nose inappropriate. -http://YourLifeSolution.com

life-insurancequote: ad-fiend-blog: Pretty intense 1983 Life insurance ad As disturbing as it is, it grabs the attention The problem wit...

Batman, Crazy, and Friends: 21 Creative Ways To Drive Someone Crazy Discreetly 1. The penny trick works great. Start by leaving a penny on yours friends desk, chair, coat pocket, you know, places where you would expect to find a penny. Leave one a day for a while varying the locations. Then start leaving them in shoes. Socks. Bed. Pillow case. At first they will ignore the penny but will bug them. Took my roommate 3 weeks until he stroked out one night after finding a penny recommend this. Drives them mad. embedded in his bar of soap. I highly towards her roommate. She used to eat all the berries out of Kellog's Red Berries cereal but leave a small amount enough so she thought 3. Whilst my friend and co-worker took a break one day I plugged a wireless mouse into the back of his computer. For the past two weeks I occasionally jog the mouse, and he's slowly bring driven insane by it. 4. Guy at work was complaining that his spoons were slowly disappearing from the lunch room. He had brought 6 to work and he was down to 2. Everyone else in his lab hatched this plan: every time someone sent him an email, at the bottom, in white text (i.e. would write "SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON". We all did this for several weeks (he had a gmail account) and that's when he started losing his mind: every website he visited had ads for spoons and his 5. Try to open a bag of chips quietly, for an hour. 6. Smile all the time. 7. When you're talking to one of your friends or somebody you know, always stand just a little too close, or a little too far away. 8. Mail them three pink ping pong balls every day with no explanation or return address, do this for years, then one day send them a single green one, and stop. 9. I went out and bought six interior left hand doors. All of our interior doors were right handed. I cut plugs to fill the strike-plate & hinge mortises, and every few weeks I change out a door or two, right hands for left, left for right. It only takes about twenty minutes now pull the door, plug the mortises, spackle the plug seam, chisel the plug from the opposite side, hang the opposite door and sweep up. painted the first few times, but it's a white jamb and I decided the paint smell was more E suspicious than the unpainted spackle. It's a thin seam, and my wife wouldn't even know where to look. She's never said anything about it, but I've seen her grasp the air where a doorknob used to be a hundred times. 10. sing the Batman theme song (Na na na na) over and over but never say the Batman part. You build everyone up for it and it's just not therel 11. If you know somebody that has a house phone and uses it daily, or someone at the office with one, every day get in early, and take it apart and add one penny. Repeat this for months on end until it is a lot heavier than it used to be. Then, one day, take all of the pennies out and laugh as they smack themselves in the face with the phone. 12. Change the internet explorer icon to the icon 13. Every time their sports team loses, tie a red balloon to their car. Over time, the stimulus of the red balloon will become attached to the sadness of their team losing in their psyche. Then, simply show them a red balloon to reduce them to tears. 14. Repeat the last two words of their sentence 15. Ispent a whole day crinkling a disposable water bottle every time I took a sip. Not crushing it, just a little crinkle. It caused a minor freak out at about 2 in the afternoon. 16. Take their iPod and replace all of their songs with the Kidz Bop version. 17. When you are talking to someone, keep looking at one, specific spot on their face, like a side of their nose or something. Don't stare at it all the time, but enough. If they ask if there's something on their face, act like you don't know what they are talking about. It doesn't take that long when they can't remember what they were talking about. 18. Step 1.) Become an excellent pickpocket. Step 2.) Specialize in placing things into Step 3.) Place strange things into their pockets e no one is 19. While walking outside in a crowded area, start looking up in the sky, shade with your hand, point upwards and whisper something to whoever you walk with. Then take note how trying to figure out what you just saw in the sky. many other people will spend some t 20. Never finish your 21. Sew someone's sleeve button a little closer every few weeks so the person feels like their Want to drive someone crazy?
Batman, Crazy, and Friends: 21 Creative Ways To Drive
 Someone Crazy Discreetly
 1.
 The penny trick works great. Start by leaving a
 penny on yours friends desk, chair, coat
 pocket, you know, places where you would
 expect to find a penny. Leave one a day for a
 while varying the locations. Then start leaving
 them in shoes. Socks. Bed. Pillow case. At first
 they will ignore the penny but
 will bug them. Took my roommate 3 weeks
 until he stroked out one night after finding a
 penny
 recommend this. Drives them mad.
 embedded in his bar of soap. I highly
 towards her roommate. She used to eat all the
 berries out of Kellog's Red Berries cereal but
 leave a small amount enough so she thought
 3.
 Whilst my friend and co-worker took a break
 one day I plugged a wireless mouse into the
 back of his computer. For the past two weeks I
 occasionally jog the mouse, and he's slowly
 bring driven insane by it.
 4.
 Guy at work was complaining that his spoons
 were slowly disappearing from the lunch
 room. He had brought 6 to work and he was
 down to 2. Everyone else in his lab hatched
 this plan: every time someone sent him an
 email, at the bottom, in white text (i.e.
 would
 write "SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON
 SPOON SPOON". We all did this for several
 weeks (he had a gmail account) and that's
 when he started losing his mind: every
 website he visited had ads for
 spoons and
 his
 5.
 Try to open a bag of chips quietly, for an hour.
 6.
 Smile all the time.
 7.
 When you're talking to one of your friends or
 somebody you know, always stand just a little
 too close, or a little too far away.
 8.
 Mail them three pink ping pong balls every
 day with no explanation or return address, do
 this for years, then one day send them a single
 green one, and stop.
 9.
 I went out and bought six interior left hand
 doors. All of our interior doors were right
 handed. I cut plugs to fill the strike-plate &
 hinge mortises, and every few weeks I change
 out a door or two, right hands for left, left for
 right. It only takes about twenty minutes now
 pull the door, plug the mortises, spackle the
 plug seam, chisel the plug from the opposite
 side, hang the opposite door and sweep up.
 painted the first few times, but it's a white
 jamb and I decided the paint smell was more
 E suspicious than the unpainted spackle. It's a
 thin seam, and my wife wouldn't even know
 where to look. She's never said anything
 about it, but I've seen her grasp the air where
 a doorknob used to be a hundred times.
 10. sing the Batman theme song (Na na na na)
 over and over but never say the Batman part.
 You build everyone up for it and it's just not
 therel
 11. If you know somebody that has a house phone
 and uses it daily, or someone at the office
 with one, every day get in early, and take it
 apart and add one penny. Repeat this for
 months on end until it is a lot heavier than it
 used to be. Then, one day, take all of the
 pennies out and laugh as they smack
 themselves in the face with the phone.
 12. Change the internet explorer icon to the
 icon
 13. Every time their sports team loses, tie a red
 balloon to their car. Over time, the stimulus of
 the red balloon will become attached to the
 sadness of their team losing in their psyche.
 Then, simply show them a red balloon to
 reduce them to tears.
 14. Repeat the last two words of their sentence
 15. Ispent a whole day crinkling a disposable
 water bottle every time I took a sip. Not
 crushing it, just a little crinkle. It caused a
 minor freak out at about 2 in the afternoon.
 16. Take their iPod and replace all of their songs
 with the Kidz Bop version.
 17. When you are talking to someone, keep
 looking at one, specific spot on their face, like
 a side of their nose or something. Don't stare
 at it all the time, but enough. If they ask if
 there's something on their face, act like you
 don't know what they are talking about. It
 doesn't take that long when they can't
 remember what they were talking about.
 18.
 Step 1.) Become an excellent pickpocket.
 Step 2.) Specialize in placing things into
 Step 3.) Place strange things into their pockets
 e no one is
 19. While walking outside in a crowded area,
 start looking up in the sky, shade with your
 hand, point upwards and whisper something
 to whoever you walk with. Then take note
 how
 trying to figure out what you just saw in the
 sky.
 many other people will spend some t
 20.
 Never finish your
 21. Sew someone's sleeve button a little closer
 every few weeks so the person feels like their
Want to drive someone crazy?

Want to drive someone crazy?

Anaconda, Food, and Muslim: BRUSHING HARDER DOES NOT CLEAN BETTER dentagama1: When do we overbrush our teeth? 1. Brushing Too OftenIdeally your dentist wants you to brush three times a day, after every meal. At the very least professionals suggest you brush once after breakfast and once before bed. But what if you eat six small meals a day? Should you still brush after every meal and every snack and every sip of coffee? This is where misconceptions about brushing teeth start to arise. 2. Brushing Too VigorouslyMany dental patients attack their teeth with their toothbrushes, thinking they are getting rid of plaque hard and fast. But being over-zealous with your toothbrush does not remove any more plaque. Matter of fact, it starts harming the gum tissue and exposes the tooth root. Here the dentin is not protected by enamel, but rather a thin layer of cementum. Excessive or improper tooth brushing is liable to abrade these substances and do permanent damage.Right-handed patients tend to press harder when brushing the teeth on their left hand side. On the pictures you can see enamel lesions and gum recession caused by right-handed patients overbrushing their teeth. 3. Brushing With the Wrong ToothbrushPlaque is fairly soft. You could remove it with a damp cloth, if that could reach all the nooks and crannies where it hides. But once plaque hardens into calculus (tartar), the only way to remove it is with professional help from a dentist or hygienist. This is why there is not any extra benefit to using a hard bristle brush. The best manufactured toothbrushes have soft or medium nylon bristles. If you were to check these out under a microscope you would see they have rounded edges, instead of flat. This cuts down on the abrasiveness while still allowing the bristles to clean along the gumline and in the crevices of teeth.In some Muslim cultures it is highly recommended the use of a tree toothpick called miswak. It is even mentioned in their sacred book of Quran that the use of miswak ‘purifies the mouth’ and it is quoted by the Islamic prophet Muhammad himself. However, science has proven that the long term use of miswak can cause gum recession and abrasion lesions on the buccal surface of the teeth. 4. Brushing With the Wrong ToothpasteToothpastes contain minor abrasive substances to remove plaque and superficial stains from teeth. Under normal use, toothpaste helps clear away plaque and food particles, but leaves the enamel and dentin intact. Researchers say it would take 80 to 100 years to remove just 1mm of exposed dentin. Enamel, as a much harder substance, would remain intact. However, not all toothpastes are created equal, especially those you might make at home. Abnormal or abusive brushing with abrasive toothpastes might not have much effect on the enamel. But it could dramatically impact the soft tissue and any exposed dentin. 5. Brushing Too SoonAcid is the most harmful substance for the enamel. So if you brush right after having highly acidic foods or beverages, the enamel has not had enough time to naturally recover. It is more susceptible to damage caused by overbrushing. http://dentagama.com/news/why-overbrushing-your-teeth-can-be-dangerous
Anaconda, Food, and Muslim: BRUSHING HARDER
 DOES NOT CLEAN BETTER
dentagama1:

When do we overbrush our teeth?
1. Brushing Too OftenIdeally your dentist wants you to brush three times a day, after every meal. At the very least professionals suggest you brush once after breakfast and once before bed. But what if you eat six small meals a day? Should you still brush after every meal and every snack and every sip of coffee? This is where misconceptions about brushing teeth start to arise.
2. Brushing Too VigorouslyMany dental patients attack their teeth with their toothbrushes, thinking they are getting rid of plaque hard and fast. But being over-zealous with your toothbrush does not remove any more plaque. Matter of fact, it starts harming the gum tissue and exposes the tooth root. Here the dentin is not protected by enamel, but rather a thin layer of cementum. Excessive or improper tooth brushing is liable to abrade these substances and do permanent damage.Right-handed patients tend to press harder when brushing the teeth on their left hand side. On the pictures you can see enamel lesions and gum recession caused by right-handed patients overbrushing their teeth.
3. Brushing With the Wrong ToothbrushPlaque is fairly soft. You could remove it with a damp cloth, if that could reach all the nooks and crannies where it hides. But once plaque hardens into calculus (tartar), the only way to remove it is with professional help from a dentist or hygienist. This is why there is not any extra benefit to using a hard bristle brush. The best manufactured toothbrushes have soft or medium nylon bristles. If you were to check these out under a microscope you would see they have rounded edges, instead of flat. This cuts down on the abrasiveness while still allowing the bristles to clean along the gumline and in the crevices of teeth.In some Muslim cultures it is highly recommended the use of a tree toothpick called miswak. It is even mentioned in their sacred book of Quran that the use of miswak ‘purifies the mouth’ and it is quoted by the Islamic prophet Muhammad himself. However, science has proven that the long term use of miswak can cause gum recession and abrasion lesions on the buccal surface of the teeth.
4. Brushing With the Wrong ToothpasteToothpastes contain minor abrasive substances to remove plaque and superficial stains from teeth. Under normal use, toothpaste helps clear away plaque and food particles, but leaves the enamel and dentin intact. Researchers say it would take 80 to 100 years to remove just 1mm of exposed dentin. Enamel, as a much harder substance, would remain intact. However, not all toothpastes are created equal, especially those you might make at home. Abnormal or abusive brushing with abrasive toothpastes might not have much effect on the enamel. But it could dramatically impact the soft tissue and any exposed dentin.
5. Brushing Too SoonAcid is the most harmful substance for the enamel. So if you brush right after having highly acidic foods or beverages, the enamel has not had enough time to naturally recover. It is more susceptible to damage caused by overbrushing.
http://dentagama.com/news/why-overbrushing-your-teeth-can-be-dangerous

dentagama1: When do we overbrush our teeth? 1. Brushing Too OftenIdeally your dentist wants you to brush three times a day, after every mea...