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Nba, Work, and Thank You: Dallas, Twenty-one seasons. One team. My home. No stat, no record, no award in this game means more to me. We won an NBA Championship together From the moment I arrived in Dallas, riding on this amazing roller coaster you lifted me, supported me, pushed me to work harder So many memories. So many stories They are not only mine. They are ours. This is not goodbye. This is THANK YOU Mavs fans from the bottom of my heart, for taking in a kid from Würzburg and making me one of your own. I will miss playing, but I can't wait to start the next chapter with you. Forever grateful, forever yours, and forever a Dallas averick, Dirk took out a full-page ad thanking fans in Dallas ✊ (via SportsDay)

Dirk took out a full-page ad thanking fans in Dallas ✊ (via SportsDay)

Celtic, Celtics, and Jordan: B-R CELTIC Jordan set the playoff scoring record at 23. 33 years ago today, he dropped 63 on the Celtics without shooting a three

Jordan set the playoff scoring record at 23. 33 years ago today, he dropped 63 on the Celtics without shooting a three

Bad, Iphone, and Shit: fabbiha @FabbihaAfrin Tweet rie so l was having a mental breakdown in my schools bathroom but someone decided to take a vioLENT shit in the gys there's a girl sobbing in the next stall. pls enjoy bathroom stall next to me and i have to take a record breaking shit i feel bad i'm going to ruin her teen movie coming of age turning point moment with the hellish sounds of this giant shit 1:38 PM-10/11/18 Twitter for iPhone li View Tweet activity 58 Retweets 605 Likes Tweet your reply Add another Tweet et WHAT IS THIS, A CROSSOVER EPISODE? The archives are complete

The archives are complete

Bad, Iphone, and Shit: Verizon 10:35 PM @visitkingdoms there's 2 sides to every story T-Mobile. 9:48 AM @ 27%. T-Mobile 9:47 AM fabbiha Tweet FabbihaAfrin rie @visitkingdoms so l was having a mental breakdown in my schools bathroom but someone decided to take a vioLENT shit in the next stall. pls enjoy a guys there's a girl sobbing in the bathroom stall next to me and i have to take a record breaking shit i feel bad i'm going to ruin her teen movie coming of age turning point moment with the hellish sounds of this giant shit T shit in the 1:38 PM-10/11/18 Twitter for iPhone 9:48 AM 4/13/19 Twitter for iPhone 27.3K Retweets 89.9K Likes chonce: when I tell u I LOST IT

chonce: when I tell u I LOST IT

Bad, Iphone, and Shit: Verizon 10:35 PM @visitkingdoms there's 2 sides to every story T-Mobile. 9:48 AM @ 27%. T-Mobile 9:47 AM fabbiha Tweet FabbihaAfrin rie @visitkingdoms so l was having a mental breakdown in my schools bathroom but someone decided to take a vioLENT shit in the next stall. pls enjoy a guys there's a girl sobbing in the bathroom stall next to me and i have to take a record breaking shit i feel bad i'm going to ruin her teen movie coming of age turning point moment with the hellish sounds of this giant shit T shit in the 1:38 PM-10/11/18 Twitter for iPhone 9:48 AM 4/13/19 Twitter for iPhone 27.3K Retweets 89.9K Likes chonce:when I tell u I LOST IT

chonce:when I tell u I LOST IT

Crime, Memes, and Blog: source is mentioned in our blog: www.unbellevablefactsblog.com 71 percent of Americans age 17 to 24 are ineligible to join the military, primarily because they are too overweight, too poorly educated, or they have a record of serious crime or drug abuse.

Love, Tumblr, and youtube.com: KILLTHS LOVE YouTube vIEWS 0 2012 THORIZSD DUPLIGATION &REHI ENTERTAINMENT INC. ALL RIOHTS RESERVED. UNAUTHORIZED DUPLICATION& RENT IS PROHIBITED blinkzona: BLACKPINK ARE NOW THE FASTEST KPOP GROUP TO SURPASS 200 MILLION VIEWS IN JUS 11 DAYS, BREAKING THEIR PREVIOUS RECORD OF 33 DAYS WITH DDU-DU-DDU-DU

blinkzona: BLACKPINK ARE NOW THE FASTEST KPOP GROUP TO SURPASS 200 MILLION VIEWS IN JUS 11 DAYS, BREAKING THEIR PREVIOUS RECORD OF 33 DAYS ...

Internet, Omg, and Ted: Ted Cruz @tedcruz Snowflake, believing online propaganda: "OMG w/o net neutrality, the Internet is gone!" Informed observer: "You know, the FCC issued that rule in 2015. The Internet grew up wonderfully free from govt regulation & this restores the status quo ante." Snowflake: "Uh, never mind... Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @Ocasio2018 "Snowflake?" Aren't you a sitting Senator? Also, Comcast paid you $36k to write this tweet. Campaign contributions are public record Just a little AOC throwback

Just a little AOC throwback

Bad, Iphone, and Shit: Verizon 10:35 PM @visitkingdoms there's 2 sides to every story T-Mobile. 9:48 AM @ 27%. T-Mobile 9:47 AM fabbiha Tweet FabbihaAfrin rie @visitkingdoms so l was having a mental breakdown in my schools bathroom but someone decided to take a vioLENT shit in the next stall. pls enjoy a guys there's a girl sobbing in the bathroom stall next to me and i have to take a record breaking shit i feel bad i'm going to ruin her teen movie coming of age turning point moment with the hellish sounds of this giant shit T shit in the 1:38 PM-10/11/18 Twitter for iPhone 9:48 AM 4/13/19 Twitter for iPhone 27.3K Retweets 89.9K Likes chonce:when I tell u I LOST IT

chonce:when I tell u I LOST IT

Best Friend, Best, and Dick: HES THE IMPoSTOR- SHooT HM!! PRove iT! IF Yov'RE THE REAL PATRICK, THEN TELL ME SOMETHING ONLY MY BEST FRIEND WOULD KNOW! WHEN WE WERE KIDS, I WAS SLEEPING OVER ,O AT YOUR HOUSE ONCE AND AFTER Yov THOUGHT I WAS ASLEEP You pUT YoUR DICK IN THE VCR AND TRIED TO RECORD IT. impostor

impostor

Best Friend, Best, and Dick: HES THE IMPoSTOR- SHooT HM!! PRove iT! IF Yov'RE THE REAL PATRICK, THEN TELL ME SOMETHING ONLY MY BEST FRIEND WOULD KNOW! WHEN WE WERE KIDS, I WAS SLEEPING OVER ,O AT YOUR HOUSE ONCE AND AFTER Yov THOUGHT I WAS ASLEEP You pUT YoUR DICK IN THE VCR AND TRIED TO RECORD IT. impostor

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Charlie, Memes, and Record: LEFTIST STUDENT DESTROYED AFTER DEFENDING ILHAN OMAR WATCH! Student Claims Rep. Ilhan Omar "Did Nothing Wrong" With Her Anti-Semitic Remarks... Charlie Kirk Sets The Record Straight!

WATCH! Student Claims Rep. Ilhan Omar "Did Nothing Wrong" With Her Anti-Semitic Remarks... Charlie Kirk Sets The Record Straight!

Internet, Omg, and Ted: Ted Cruz @tedcruz Snowflake, believing online propaganda: "OMG w/o net neutrality, the Internet is gone!" Informed observer: "You know, the FCC issued that rule in 2015. The Internet grew up wonderfully free from govt regulation & this restores the status quo ante." Snowflake: "Uh, never mind... Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @Ocasio2018 "Snowflake?" Aren't you a sitting Senator? Also, Comcast paid you $36k to write this tweet. Campaign contributions are public record Just a little AOC throwback

Just a little AOC throwback

Dank, Love, and Record: KILL THIS LOVE BOY WITH LUV KILL THIS LOVE BOY WITH LUV A record broken twice within the span of a week.

A record broken twice within the span of a week.

Being Alone, America, and Children: SYSTEM-WIDE EMERGENCY 9 SHOCKING MARCH NUMBERS THE NUMBER OF ILLEGAL ALIENS APPREHENDED IN THE MONTH OF MARCH ALONE HOW MANY ILLEGAL CROSSINGS IN A YEAR IF MARCH'S PACE CONTINUES O 1.2 MILLION 180 RILLION THE LIFETIME COST OF 1.2 MILLION ILLEGAL ALIENS ENTERING PER YEAR THE RECORD NUMBER OF FAMILY UNIT APPREHENSIONS IN THE MONTH OF MARCH THE NUMBER OF FAMILY UNIT APPREHENSIONS FOR THE FIRST 6 MONTHS OF FISCAL YEAR 2019 APPREHENSIONS SINCE IT WAS RULED THAT CHILDREN MUST BE RELEASED WITH ADULTS 4 647% INCREASE!NMONTHLY FAMILY APPREHENSIONS THROUGH APRIL 2017 AND FEBRUARY 2019 THE TOTAL NUMBER OF ILLEGAL ALIENS WHO HAVE BEEN CAUGHT AT OUR BORDER THE NUMBER OF LARGE GROUPS (100 OR MORE COMING IN AT ONCE TO SURRENDER TO AGENTS IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE NATIONAL EMERGENCY AT OUR BORDER, YOU AREN'T PAYING ATTENTION SOURCE:CONSERVATIVE REVIEW The radical left is actively working to encourage the collapse of America’s southern border! Every American needs to see these numbers!

The radical left is actively working to encourage the collapse of America’s southern border! Every American needs to see these numbers!

Memes, Record, and The Weekend: Fly mirates RES Sliding into the weekend after breaking a 57-year-old Eusebio record... #FridayFeeling

Sliding into the weekend after breaking a 57-year-old Eusebio record... #FridayFeeling

Dank, Dunk, and Life: nope @LİINaSX im finna bring this up in every single conversation i have for the rest of my life BREAKS LIL NAS X DRAKES ALL-TIME STREAMING RECORD FOR MOST STREAMS IN A SINGLE WEEK utor Dunk on ‘em by unimaginativeuser110 MORE MEMES

Dunk on ‘em by unimaginativeuser110 MORE MEMES

Phone, Record, and Irl: Butz I wasn't dumped! She just wasn't taking my phone calls. Or seeing me... Ever. + Options R Court Record me_irl

me_irl

Dank, Bible, and Record: BETTER WITH SOUND LAD BIBLE THIS GUY RECORDED HIMSELF SLEEP TALKING This guy decided to record himself sleep talking... the footage he got back was a lot creepier than he was anticipating 😳😱

This guy decided to record himself sleep talking... the footage he got back was a lot creepier than he was anticipating 😳😱

Apparently, Memes, and Music: Apparently, some kind of country music awards show is on TV tonight. wehatepopcountry.com Coincidentally, my Tyler Childers record will be playin' too loud for me to watch it. The ACM's? Nah, I'm good... What's your favorite Tyler Childers song?

The ACM's? Nah, I'm good... What's your favorite Tyler Childers song?

Google, Memes, and Michael Jackson: RVCJ DID YOU KNOW..?? MICHAEL JACKSON WAS HAVING 39 CHARITY ORGANIZATIONS WHICH IS STILL A RECORD つつ HE USED TO DONATE HIS SALARY FOR POOR, FOR PATIENTS AND TO REDUCE HUNGER AND POVERTY HE WAS A GODLY SOUL RVC Media Google Pay Michael Jackson!

Michael Jackson!

Dank, Record, and Time: ENS WILDLIFE SHEL TER/STORYFUL This rescue shelter broke the kangaroo feeding record by feeding 10 Joeys at the same time ❤️️🙌

This rescue shelter broke the kangaroo feeding record by feeding 10 Joeys at the same time ❤️️🙌

Tumblr, Blog, and Record: 0:12 DVERWATCH LEAGUE ALL-TIME RECORD: 11 2-TIME STAGE CHAMPION APPEARED EVERY SINGLE STAGE WP W ALL-TIME RECORD: 3-45 BREN PICKS SIDESHOW PICKS DRAGONS EXCELSIOR shockrascal: tag yourself i’m bren

shockrascal: tag yourself i’m bren

Memes, Match, and Pakistan: PAKISTAN FANS HAD ONLY ONE RECORD TO CELEBRATE, SOHAILTANVIR 6/14 IN 2008 ALZARRIJOSEPH -6/12 IN 2019 TODAY ALZARRI JOSEPH BROKE IT CR丨CKET A D D CT O R What a RECORD in his First IPL match ❤️

What a RECORD in his First IPL match ❤️

Dank, God, and Memes: RAD badjokesbyje I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?" l said, "No. Is that still required?" 92 andalwaysburning Oh my God. geekandmisandry Jeff, I swear. Australians normal day by mohly MORE MEMES

Australians normal day by mohly MORE MEMES

Nba, Best, and Michael: BUCKS CLINCH BEST RECORD IN NBA FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1973-74 3334 B-R HIT MICHAEL LEE Will Giannis finish the season with an MVP like Kareem did? 👀

Will Giannis finish the season with an MVP like Kareem did? 👀

Life, Memes, and Tumblr: Committing suicide Speedrunnina life 30-minute-memes:World record baby!

30-minute-memes:World record baby!

Job Interview, Police, and Record: Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey [At job interview] Interviewer: Do you have a police record? Me: No. But I do have a few of their albums on cassette *hires me instantly Roxanne! You dont have to put on the red light.

Roxanne! You dont have to put on the red light.

Life, Memes, and Sang: In 1988, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole called the recording studio at 3am and said he had to record a song right away. 15 minutes later, Israel arrived at the studio. The studio owner, Milan Bertosa said, "And in walks the largest human being I had seen in my life." A security guard gave the 500 pounds man a large steel chair to sit on. Milan said, "Then I put up some microphones, do a quick sound check, roll tape, and the first thing he does is 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow.' He played and sang, one take, and it was over."

In 1988, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole called the recording studio at 3am and said he had to record a song right away. 15 minutes later, Israel arri...

America, Facts, and Obama: DC Maryland Virginia @DMVFollowers Follow Yesterday Metro set the record for the 2nd busiest day in history with 1,001,613 trips. Obama's inauguration was 1st with 1.1 million trips. aspiringdoctoruk: king-jarrod: basedinreality: Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it. But who needs facts in Trump America?

aspiringdoctoruk: king-jarrod: basedinreality: Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history ...

Birthday, Donald Trump, and Memes: Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr How'd that work out for you buddy? #basta Michael Avenatti @MichaelAvenatti Donald Trump Jr. will be indicted before his birthday on 12-31-18. If you doubt my prediction, please check my record over the last 7 months. (GC)

(GC)

God, Rap, and Fuck: il arab @sweatyhairy right now there's a couple in a studio apartment getting ready to record an acoustic cover of a rap song and there's nothing you can do to stop them 12:40 PM 03 Dec 18 4,221 Retweets 36K Likes lil arab @sweatyhairy 1d oh fuck he's reaching for the ukelele t1 56 1,278 oh dear god no

oh dear god no

Memes, Record, and 🤖: WHO REMEMBERS PLACES CALLED "RECORD STORES"

Basketball, Dank, and Record: ARLEM GLOBETROTTER Just casually breaking the Guinness World Record for the longest backflip basketball shot EVER! 😲🏀 Harlem Globetrotters

Just casually breaking the Guinness World Record for the longest backflip basketball shot EVER! 😲🏀 Harlem Globetrotters

Work, American, and Record: Fastest GDP growth in WELL OVER a decade 1 MILLION more job openings than people looking for work ★ The Trump Economy is Booming RECORD LOW unemployment 7 straight months of 3%+ wage GROWTH (BIGGER PAYCHECKS!) ★ Despite what the HATERS say, I am working hard for the American people!

Despite what the HATERS say, I am working hard for the American people!

America, Memes, and Run: San Francisco just broke their own record, logging 16,000 complaints of human feces in public areas in ONE WEEK Nancy Pelosi and the Dems of her district quite literally run the biggest shithole in the US. This is the Democrats' vision of America...

This is the Democrats' vision of America...

Nba, Best, and Record: B-R STRAIGHT SEASONS WITH A WINNING RECORD GREGG POPOVICH Best NBA coach of all time?

Best NBA coach of all time?

News, Sports, and Tumblr: .11 U.S. Cellular 8:53 PM @ VON 100% (- Like Comment 7 News Australia 3 mins.S Record temperatures have caused chaos in the London Marathon, with runners dropping like flies the 'scorching' 23C heat. GRALE AU.SPORTS.YAHOO.COM Poms melt in hottest-ever London Marathon...as temps hit 230C 1 Comment 3 Shares Like Comment Share 1 23 degrees celsius 73.4 degrees fahrenheit Temperature 23 Celsius 73.4 Fahrenheit domine-dirige-nos: how did these people manage to take over the world

domine-dirige-nos: how did these people manage to take over the world

Basketball, Nba, and Best: An NBA-record 11 players scored 50 points this season. Is this the best era of NBA basketball? Frost 火箭 12 +fitbit PITVBEOVS 35 2 PORTLA ONBAMEMES A truly historic season 💯

A truly historic season 💯

Internet, Omg, and Ted: Ted Cruz @tedcruz Snowflake, believing online propaganda: "OMG w/o net neutrality, the Internet is gone!" Informed observer: "You know, the FCC issued that rule in 2015. The Internet grew up wonderfully free from govt regulation & this restores the status quo ante." Snowflake: "Uh, never mind..." Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @Ocasio2018 "Snowflake?" Aren't you a sitting Senator? Also, Comcast paid you $36k to write this tweet. Campaign contributions are public record

Record, Davis, and Case: B R lS rn 34 m ROCKET HARDEN ANTETOKOUNMPO . WESTBROOK . DAVIS ACTIVE PLAYERS TO RECORD 50 PTS15 REB 5AST Giannis adding to his MVP case 👀

Giannis adding to his MVP case 👀

Barcelona, Football, and Goals: FOOTBALL LIONEL-HESSI! 477 IONEL-MESS LIDNEL MESS 335 LIUNEL MESS INE ER ROPHIES BALLONS l'DR GOALS 10 UE AINIE Messi holds the Barcelona record for: —Goals —Trophies —Ballon d'Ors —And now wins The record-breaking never stops 🐐

Messi holds the Barcelona record for: —Goals —Trophies —Ballon d'Ors —And now wins The record-breaking never stops 🐐

Memes, Nasa, and Giant: PEANUTS M ON THE MOON! I DID IT! IM THE FIRST BEAGLE ON THE MOON! S-w I BEAT THE RUSSIANS... I BEAT EVERYBODY I EVEN BEAT THAT STUPID CAT WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR! O PNTS The beagle has landed! 🌑 Snoopy touched down on the lunar surface in a strip published 50 years ago today, on March 14, 1969—besting NASA’s record by several months! That's one small step for Snoopy, one giant leap for beagle-kind. #FirstBeagleontheMoon

The beagle has landed! 🌑 Snoopy touched down on the lunar surface in a strip published 50 years ago today, on March 14, 1969—besting NASA’s ...

Abraham Lincoln, Internet, and Abraham: SAVE "IF INTERNET EXPLORER Is BRAVE ENOUGH TO ASK you TO BE YOUR DEFAULT BROASER YOURE BRAUE ENOUG+ TO ASK THAT GIRL OUT ABRAHAM LINCOLN. 1863 Last record of Abraham Lincolns inauguration speech (1863 colorized)

Last record of Abraham Lincolns inauguration speech (1863 colorized)

Record, Today, and Proud: WORLD'S SMALLEST PEPEE Our city is proud to have the World's largest TeePee. Someone vandalized the sign last night.. Thats a record I dont want to see today

Thats a record I dont want to see today

Advice, College, and Fresh: How many Tme FAILED iMes To Secome Sw cCessf e@cEoCHARLTE gce FATLED FAILED 2002fashion n Hots & erey) 2003erchol Online Serth Engine) Spit%Gome Con (xop Hop music Site FAILED 2605-2007 2007-2 YFTLED 007-20os SYG management (Arist Menagement coy) %- Now Travs Porter Street ket cess 2olo-Now Multi atium Record ceocharlie It took me 7 years of failure to become an over night success... I wanted to use this as motivation for everyone who has been trying and has those thoughts of quitting... You have to keep going! Each failure set me up for my next step. Every step of the way hurt... Each time I had to move on... Especially in 2007 when I dropped out of college to become a camera man for soulja boy. I dropped just about everything in my life to chase an opportunity Just 4-5 months later I got fired... Fell flat on my face. That is when I wanted to go into artist management. I signed a girl group and got them a record deal with Interscope records.... thought at that point my life was about to change! About 5 months later they let me go as their manager for "Ciara's" manager back then. I just couldn't get anywhere... Kept falling flat on my face....But I picked myself back up.. Pulled myself out of my depression and met "Travis Porter" this same week 8 years ago. I finally got my first success in business! After years of passing out Cds with my own 2 hands with my business partners... We have gone on to sell millions and millions in music with our company street execs with Travis Porter, 2 Chainz, bankroll fresh, young Dolph and many others.... We've been nominated for Grammys and have had 8 world tours. It simply takes time... Use my story as your motivation... My advice to you is... Make mistakes faster... And get up stronger! Share this with a friend gucci-flipflops: Motivation

gucci-flipflops: Motivation

School, Record, and Three: We learned more from a three minute record than we ever learned in school.

Life, Cancer, and Match: @contentoday Record 4,855 people stand in the rain for hours to see if they are a stem cell match for a 5 year old boy, battling a rare type of cancer in hope to save his life Right in the feels

Right in the feels

Life, Stephen, and Stephen Hawking: This is Dr. Dennis H. Klatt You probably never heard of him He is the American computer scientist who gave Stephen Hawking his artificial voice in the winter of 1987, at least 5 years before it would have been available. Over 300 individual recording clips of Dr. Klatts actual voice are what we heard when Stephen Hawking 'spoke'. Dr. Klatt knew Stephen Hawkings life expectancy was short, so he completed the programming in record time. Stephen Hawking was extremely grateful and sent Dr. Klatt a personal letter of thanks and an invitation to visit him. It was not meant to be. Dr. Klatt died of cancer less than a year later. He had worked on the voice program while undergoing chemotherapy, and (ironically) even after the cancer had taken his own voice. Over the years, every time Professor Hawkings voice technology was upgraded he was offered 'better', more natural sounding voices, even one that was customized to sound like his original voice, British accent included. He always refused, saying "Thank you, no, my late friend Dennis voice IS my voice". Wholesome Hawkings

Wholesome Hawkings

Los Angeles Lakers, Memes, and Games: Lakers record through 66 games
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2018-19: 30-36
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