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@india draws
Anyone who's worked in retail has
probably participated in this thing I
call "circle talk" and it is by far one
the most exhausting and irritating
parts of my job.
12-05 PM Jan 19, 2019- Twitter Web App
Circle talk is when a customer asks
you a question, but when you answer
it, they continue to stare at you
blankly. So you repeat your answer
over and over, slightly rephrasing it
until it permeates their brain.
"How big does this cactus grow?"
"It'll get quite large, but it's very slow
growing, so you won't see much of a
difference until almost 10 years"
"Oh my wife has one that's like half
metre"
"Yes that must be quite old"
"So they can get that big?"
"Yes but not for a long time"
"about 10 years?"
"YES"
12:05 PM Jan 19, 2019 Twitter Web App
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Some retail complaints from twitter this
morning. I don't think anyone can fully
comprehend how stupid humans are until they
work a retail or hospitality job.
starfire003
I'd like to add on the people who ask a question,
get an answer they don't like and ask the same
question in a different way to get the response
they want.
corisanna
I get stuff like this often enough at work, but
that last one? There is one customer we have
that does that so frequently and for so long
(personal record with me is goddamn FORTY
MINUTES of trying to get the answer she
wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she
isn't present.
Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and
try it again with the same employees the next
day
greatfay
Me: "For the drink, it's [x amount])
Customer: "I saw a sign that I get a free drink?"
Me: "For signing up for our rewards program,
yes:"
Customer: "Oh... I don't have one of those
Me: "Well if you sign up, you can get the free
drink! :)
Customer: "Eh don't want to sign up"
Me: " "
Customer: "I hate getting all those emails"
Me: "Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can
show you how:)
Customer: "No thanks, I don't want an
account"
Me: "Okay... well the drink will be [x amount]:
Customer: "I thought it was free?"
Me: ")"
Me: "It's free if you sign up for our rewards
program:)"
Customer: "I don't want to sign up"
Me: "Then the drink isn't free :)"
Customer: "You can't just give me the drink?"
Me: "No, I can't unfortunately:)
Customer: "Why not? It's only [x amount]
Me: "if that's not a lot of money to you, why
don't you just pay for it? :
Customer: "This is shit customer service"
Me: ")"
Customer: "This is highway robbery, squeezing
every dime out of people, you should be
ashamed of yourself-"
Me: "I don't control the prices, I'm just a
cashier:)
Customer: "-making a fucking fuss over a
damn drink and it's not even a large-
Me: "That's not my decision, I'm just a
cashier:)
Customer:"-and you bet I won't be coming
back here again
Me: "How unfortunate :)"
thekeybladeninja
I can feel the) deep in my soul
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