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Dinosaur, Fucking, and Shit: shrikestrike: skinks: sanspatronymic: panicinthestudio: disgustinganimals: rizaoftheowls: gallusrostromegalus: thantos1991: tyrranitime: HOLY FUCKING SHIT @gallusrostromegalus This Big Boy is a Brahma, the largest breed of chicken. They’re also one of the gentlest and tamest chickens out there, a bit like the Great Danes of poultry. He lives in Kosovo with his (very proud) owner Fitim Sejfija, and two hens, where he is a good and gentle man and very loved. Brhamas typically don’t get quite this big (He’s 16.5 lbs and almost 3 feet tall. most are closer to 14 lbs and 2′6″) but they’re really nice and cuddly birds. I’m sorry but scientifically, that is categorized as a friendly fluff dinosaur. THIS IS A REAL BIG BOI @a-dinosaur-a-day I read the description before I watched this and I STILL was not prepared! He is a BIG BOY. @shrikestrike BEHOLD, A MAN respectable. regal. floofy.

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Books, Disappointed, and Love: IF YOu CAN CAN I CHECK oUT THIS BOOK? YES, YOu CAN CHECK oUT ANY BOOK ANY BOOK? WHAT IF I CAN'T REACH IT? THEN ILL DO IT FOR you REACH IT, YOu CAN CHECK IT OUT UNSHELVED © Overdue Media LLC by Gene Ambaum & Bill Barnes www.unshelved.com MAYBE YOu CAN MAYBE YOu CAN'T. MAYBE YOu CAN READ PART OF IT.MAYBE YOu SUST WANT TO LOOK AT THE PICTURES. MY TEACHER SAYS I NEED TO RETURN THIS BOOK. IT'S ABOVE MY READING LEVEL you CAN STILL КЕEP IT. FOREVER? READ IT WORTH A SHOT 50? ПУ П UNSHELVED by Gene Ambaum& Bill Barnes Overdue Media LLC www.unshelved.com I LOVE THE 5OUND POLICY MAKES WHENI BREAK IT DID YOu TELL THIS STUDENT HE COULD CHECK OUT THIS BOOK? ARE YOu AWARE THAT IT'S WELL ABOVE HIS READING LEVEL? WE HAVE A POLICY DONT CARE YES. UNSHELVED by Gene Ambaum & Bill Barnes www.unshelved.com Overdue Media LLC AND I WANT THEM TO KNOW THAT THEY HAVE NO LIMIT5 I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED you LET KIDS CHECK OUT UST ANY BOOK WHY WHICH BOOKS DID YOU WANT TO CENSOR? WHAT? NO! I SUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THEY READ WITHIN THEIR CAPABILITIES! m © Overdue Media lLC UNSHELVED by Gene Ambaum & Bill Barnes www.unshelved.com Kids are smart than you think

Kids are smart than you think

Memes, Tumblr, and Blog: 8:45 PM When your childs born aucoustic Read 11:47 AM Don't ever text me again or I'll call the cops forever-memes: Sad

forever-memes: Sad

Live, Area 51, and Raid: Area 51 Raid Won't Happen, Says US Senator. "They have so much to live for" OThu, 29 Aug 2019 Read more... Millenials

Books, Virginia, and River: Read a thousand books and your words will flow like a river. Virginia woolf

Tumblr, Grandpa, and Blog: i THE DODO 2 MIN READ Grandpa Brings Dog To Furniture Store To Make Sure She Likes Chair Too 161 Comments 414 Shares 2.8K Everyone 1iked that awesomacious: Everyone liked that

awesomacious: Everyone liked that

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This is a love letter Johnny Cash wrote to his wife, June Carter, on her 65th birthday. A poll from 2015 declared this the greatest love let...

Ass, Hello, and Can: do u eat ass You can start with a hello hello do you eat ass Read 1:44 AM

Boobs, MeIRL, and Her: Don't stare at my boobs me trying to read the quote written in her T-shirt meirl

meirl

Beautiful, Flower, and Java: PYTHON JAVA THIS IS PLAGIARISM yoU CAN'T JUST "IMPORT ESSAY. I' M TWO PAGES IN AND ISTILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. ASSEMBLY С THIS IS GREAT, BUT YOU FORGOT TO ADD DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO REDEFINE EVERY A NULL TERMINATOR NOW I'M JUST READING WORD IN THE ENGUSH LANGUAGE? GARBAGE C++ UNIX SHELL I DONT HAVE PERMISSION TO I ASKED FOR ONE COPY, READ THIS NOT FOUR HUNDRED HTML LATEX YOUR PAPER MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE THS IS A FLOWER POT. BUT IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IHAVE EVER LAD EYES ON 20 10-2011 SoM ETHINGOFTHATILK.COM Pick your poison

Pick your poison

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Grandpa, Furniture, and Chair: i THE DODO 2 MIN READ Grandpa Brings Dog To Furniture Store To Make Sure She Likes Chair Too 161 Comments 414 Shares 2.8K Everyone 1iked that Everyone liked that

Everyone liked that

Music, Help, and How To: Self-help How to stop time: kiss. How to travel in time: read. How to escape time: music. How to feel time: write. How to release time: breathe.

Thank You, Smile, and Amazing: Mrs. Ryan @MrsRyan310 1d Parent,"I would like to come read to the class, but I can't read English." Me, "well, please come read in your language." Parent, "really? " Me, "of course!" And,she did and it was amazing!! Thank you to this mom for reading to us! You made your daughter proud! her daughter smile is everything

her daughter smile is everything

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: i SELF DEVELOP SHOP 1 MIN READ A Rat Broke Into an ATM, Ate $18,000 worth of cash, and Died. laughoutloud-club: Our anti capitalist martyr doesn’t f@ck around

laughoutloud-club: Our anti capitalist martyr doesn’t f@ck around

Thank You, Smile, and Amazing: Mrs. Ryan @MrsRyan310 1d Parent,"I would like to come read to the class, but I can't read English." Me, "well, please come read in your language." Parent, "really? " Me, "of course!" And,she did and it was amazing!! Thank you to this mom for reading to us! You made your daughter proud! her daughter smile is everything

her daughter smile is everything

Paper, Article, and Abstract: When my advisor gives me a paper to read Read the full article Skim the article and study the figures Read the abstract Infer everything from the title

Job, Sigh, and Read: it's not your job to fix people t's not your job to fix people that sigh wont stop ime because l can't read!

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Click, Shit, and Power: Scientists Develop Device To Transform Stress Into Electricity...Click to read more ift.tt/2iPH1IN DEVIN @freedevo Shit imma be able to power the whole world

Moms, Mtv, and Reddit: mtv should do a show where they have a young woman read 3 of the horniest messages from guys in her DMs in front of the 3 men's moms and the moms have to guess which one was their son. Reddit every night at 7PM EST imgflip.com Texts

Texts

Computer, Science, and Today: When you trying to look at the code you wrote a month ago IT'S SOME KIND OF ELVISH I CAN'T READ IT imgflip.com happened to me today at my computer science practical today

happened to me today at my computer science practical today

Billboard, Abortion, and Australia: CHWEEN09ER HAMILTON TE rss MARIE STOPES AUSTRALIA TERMINATOR aNANon co Marle Stopes Bowen Hills Day DAILY MAIL 2 MIN READ Outrage as billboard for Terminator film is erected outside ABORTION CLINIC "THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS. Master Oogway The mad lad who put up this billboard l

The mad lad who put up this billboard l

Children, Community, and Family: What do you do for self-care? Psychological health Physical health Self-awareness Spirituality What do you already do for self care? What would you like to do more of? What do you need help with? nal health Emotion lace wellnes Workp SELF-CARE WHEEL Psychological Self-awareness Sensory engagement Regul l care zealthy Exercise Self-reflection Therapy Journal Physical Be sexual. Get enough sleep Take vacations Take time off Massages Acupuncture Aromatherapy Draw Paint Go to symphony or ballet Safe housing Relax in the sun Garden Read a self-help book . Join a Bubblebaths Kiss Ask for nurture support group Think about Take a walk Turn off cell phone your positive qualities Practice asking and Get "me" time LIFE receiving help SELF-CARE WHEEL BALANCE Learn who you are Fige at you Short and Long-term Goals lection community Self-cherish Meditate Sing . Dance Play Be inspired Self-refle Make a Vision Board Foster friendships Go on dates Take yoga Play with children Bathe in the ocean Watch sunsets Find spiritual Get coffee witha friend Get out of debt Just relax Write a poem or a book . Spend time Pray Find spiritual mentor Volunteer for a cause with your family Cook out Learn to play guitar Personal Foster self-forgiveness Spiritual inspired by and adapted from "Self-Care Assessment Worksheet" from Transforming the Pain: A Workbook on Vicarious Traumatization by Saakvitne, Pearlman & Staff This Self-Care Wheel was of TSI/CAAP (Norton, 1996). Created by Olga Phoenix Project: Healing for Social Change (2013) Dedicated to all trauma professionals worldwide. www.OlgaPhoenix.com Emotio tional mations .ice essio gement Affir -love l Self- y "I Love You" ovie Cry Socia gh . Sa Laatch a Flirt l obby. Find a Buy yourself Cuddle with your a present pet Tell yourself 1 are e Forgiveness ic Pract and sick da Take all move Take a class ays vacation Plan your days Learn support of collesTake m Get regular Do not work during next career to say NO sion Get ervi mental Leave work at work undaries Do Set your time off not work overtime Take time for lunch Professiona outforhealth: Take care people.

outforhealth: Take care people.

And this kids, is why you should always read

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: *Hits Blunt* First you learn to read, then you read to learn. esean speezy awesomesthesia: Fascinating

awesomesthesia: Fascinating

Obama, Work, and Barack Obama: Barack Obama @BarackObama Here's an interesting read-a reminder that behind every opinion lies a human being with real experiences and story to tell. Sometimes we'll agree and sometimes we won't, but if we want our democracy work, listening to each other isn't optional. Wise words by a great man

Wise words by a great man

Ass, Dumb, and Sex: Natasha 31 I know sex, how to sex, keep a sex, dumb ass sex, like you sex, busy for sex, 15 seconds sex. Read that again without sex... Definetly not the chosen one

Definetly not the chosen one

Fucking, Lottery, and Trash: 26 HUMOUR 2 MIN READ Wife Files For Divorce After Winning Lottery Judg Awards Husband All Her Winnings Judge Know your fucking place, trash Think before act

Think before act

Life, Period, and Never: “Soon, when all is well, you're going to look back on this period of your life and be so glad that you never gave up." 05 -one of the calmest things I've ever read

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New meem format perhaps?

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Music, Help, and How To: Self-help How to stop time: kiss. How to travel in time: read. How to escape time: music. How to feel time: write. How to release time: breathe.

College, Powerpoint, and Travel: When your college is so far away you travel four hours just to attend 2 lectures in which professors read out loud from Powerpoint slides. more

Nasa, News, and Earth: i UNILAD 2 MIN READ NASA Discovers Earth Is 'Greener Now Than 20 Years Ago Finally, some good news There’s still hope in this world

There’s still hope in this world

Drive, Help, and How To: DON'T D.IV.E SAFELY Don't Drive Don't Safely Help Do Die Die Safely Ahave no idea how to read this

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Weebcatcher 69000

Badass, One, and Name: name FILL in THe SOLUTIons DiReCTiOns: ReaD eaCH OF TH6 PROBLOMS anD Come UP WITHA sOLUTion FOR eaCH one. SOLUTIONS PROBLEMS get up and deal with it You Fell on the playgrotnd and scratched your knee. A real Badass.

A real Badass.

Bad, Code, and Him: When you read some incredibly bad code, thinking "What moron wrote this...", but halfway through it starts to become familiar. -Well, of course I know him. He's me Ah, right.

Ah, right.

Badass, One, and Name: name FILL in THe SOLUTIons DiReCTiOns: ReaD eaCH OF TH6 PROBLOMS anD Come UP WITHA sOLUTion FOR eaCH one. SOLUTIONS PROBLEMS get up and deal with it You Fell on the playgrotnd and scratched your knee. A real Badass.

A real Badass.

Arsenal, Bad, and Chelsea: Klopp is impossible not to like, even for a Manchester United supporter PHIL NOBLE/REUTERS A sa Manchester United fan, Liverpool have always been the supervillains. Others have been there or thereabouts (Manchester City, Arsenal, John Terry) but they are still top. I think the reason is because both teams know how to wind each other up. Well, it looks like Liverpool have managed to pull off the ultimate wind-up. They've found a manager who not only plays attractive football and wins trophies, but he's also impossible not to like. It's like when the bloke you hate from work gets a new girlfriend and you trawl Facebook to find evidence that she's awful. But the more you look, the more of her wonderful qualities you see. She's kind, funny, attractive (but not intimidatingly so), popular, humble and she has great (I mean GREAT) teeth. Annoyingly, they seem really happy together. Yes, Jürgen Klopp looks very settled. His agent once hinted that the only reason he'd leave would be because of the weather. I now watch the forecast every evening, praying for rain. Each time the sun comes out, my heart sinks. The man is ruining my life! I keep searching for any sort of crack in the squad. When Mohamed Salah and Sadio Mané had that argument against Burnley, I wondered, could this be the beginning of the end? Jürgen laughed it off and all was fine. Damn. With Liverpool, Klopp has built a team that is an extension of his personality. Fergie did it at United and José Mourinho did it at Chelsea (once), but while those were sides that their rivals found it easy to dislike, Klopp has created a team that are as fun to watch as he is. Everything I read makes me like him even more. His middle name is Norbert for heaven's sake. And he's married to a social worker. Last week he stopped to support a junior girls match while he was out walking his dog. I bet that dog has a brilliant life. Constant treats and tummy rubs. Now I'm jealous of a dog Great. Even Brendan Rodgers, who by all rights should despise Klopp, won't hear a bad word about him. When Klopp snatched a result from his Leicester City team with a controversial penalty on Saturday, he reacted by hugging him. When Klopp snatched his job from him three years ago, he reacted by letting him live in his house. If he stole your car, I bet you'd happily keep up the insurance payments. If he had an affair with your wife, you'd probably offer to mind the kids. It feels inevitable that, under Klopp, Liverpool are going to keep on winning. All I can do is keep staring out of the window, praying for rain. Masterpiece 😂 https://t.co/bA8pnw7M2N

Masterpiece 😂 https://t.co/bA8pnw7M2N

Music, Help, and How To: Self-help How to stop time: kiss. How to travel in time: read How to escape time: music. How to feel time: write. How to release time: breathe.

Last Night, Clear, and You: "So nobody read the chapters last night? You know what, clear your desks!"

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femestella: Actress Dakota Johnson is using her celebrity status to give sexual assault victims, whose stories often go unheard, a chance to...

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It do be like that by Parkingjas MORE MEMES

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It do be like that

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awesomesthesia: Fascinating

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