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Ratios: Tweet Duolingo e @duolingo This year, we achieved a 50:50 gender ratio for new software engineer hires. V Next up: 50:50 companywide. This Women in Tech Week, we're proud to celebrate all of the incredible women who make Duolingo great #2018:WITW Tweet your reply Luis von Ahn @LuisvonAhn Duolingo just tweeted about how we achieved a 50% female ratio of new engineering college graduate hires. We're very proud of this. I'm disappointed that the top comments were all from men angrily arguing discrimination, and that we should hire the best people instead. Idiots. Luis von Ahn @LuisvonAhn T he women we hired had either perfect or near perfect GPAs from the best universities in the world, with stellar recommendations, and aced our very thorough interview process. We've gotten over 90K applicants for jobs throughout time, and we've made offers to under 250. 10/11/18, 9:42 AM 120 Retweets 880 Likes Luis von Ahn @LuisvonAhr We achieved a 50% ratio not by lowering our standards or by discriminating against men. We did it by only actively recruiting fronm colleges with higher female ratios in their computer science programs. These were also not shitty colleges -- CMU, MIT, Duke, Cornell, Harvard, etc. 10/11/18, 9:44 AM 244 Retweets 1,227 Likes Luis von Ahn @LuisvonAhn If other companies do this, colleges will be incentivized to have more diverse graduating classes. I'm amazed that it's 2018 and I still have to defend gender equality. 10/11/18, 9:44 AM 125 Retweets 1,259 Likes spacemonkeyg78: zombierightsactavist: Someone: hires a woman Men: “THIS IS LITERAL OPRESSION” The automatic assumption that recruiting women equals hiring less qualified people is some serious sexism at work.
Ratios: Tweet
 Duolingo e
 @duolingo
 This year, we achieved a 50:50
 gender ratio for new software
 engineer hires. V
 Next up: 50:50 companywide.
 This Women in Tech Week, we're
 proud to celebrate all of the incredible
 women who make Duolingo great
 #2018:WITW
 Tweet your reply

 Luis von Ahn
 @LuisvonAhn
 Duolingo just tweeted about how we
 achieved a 50% female ratio of new
 engineering college graduate hires.
 We're very proud of this. I'm
 disappointed that the top comments
 were all from men angrily arguing
 discrimination, and that we should hire
 the best people instead. Idiots.

 Luis von Ahn
 @LuisvonAhn
 T he women we hired had either
 perfect or near perfect GPAs from the
 best universities in the world, with
 stellar recommendations, and aced
 our very thorough interview process.
 We've gotten over 90K applicants for
 jobs throughout time, and we've made
 offers to under 250.
 10/11/18, 9:42 AM
 120 Retweets 880 Likes

 Luis von Ahn
 @LuisvonAhr
 We achieved a 50% ratio not by
 lowering our standards or by
 discriminating against men. We did it
 by only actively recruiting fronm
 colleges with higher female ratios in
 their computer science programs.
 These were also not shitty colleges --
 CMU, MIT, Duke, Cornell, Harvard, etc.
 10/11/18, 9:44 AM
 244 Retweets 1,227 Likes

 Luis von Ahn
 @LuisvonAhn
 If other companies do this, colleges
 will be incentivized to have more
 diverse graduating classes.
 I'm amazed that it's 2018 and I still
 have to defend gender equality.
 10/11/18, 9:44 AM
 125 Retweets 1,259 Likes
spacemonkeyg78:
zombierightsactavist:


Someone: hires a woman 
Men: “THIS IS LITERAL OPRESSION” 


The automatic assumption that recruiting women equals hiring less qualified people is some serious sexism at work.

spacemonkeyg78: zombierightsactavist: Someone: hires a woman Men: “THIS IS LITERAL OPRESSION” The automatic assumption that recruit...

Ratios: N THE text in MSPa Do r rotate omegapausestuck: koobaxion: alphaplayfree: alienpapacy: you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnier” ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS GET READY TO LEARN SOMETHING yOU WANNA ROTATE TEXT?! well mod 5ider has got the fucking t r i c k s homie Step one: Type something. P E R F E C T. sTEP TWO: FIND THE RESIZE OPTION. You see that little resize button on your menu? Yeah, that’s the one. you can just click that shit! On older versions of MS Paint there isn’t this option, but you can always find it with a quick right-click. THERE IT FUCKING IS!!!!!  STEP THREE: STRETCH AND SKEW When you click resize, this menu comes up. I’m sure you all have seen this menu before, but for those who don’t, I’ll clue you in. The top options control the length and respective width of your artwork. you can choose to alter them separately, or all together Using that little “Maintain Aspect Ration” checkbox there, but that’s not important right now. wHat we’re focusing on is that skew option on the botttom. with that you can t i l t whatever image yuo have on your screen to the left to the right up and down. “BUT 5IDER!!!!!” you say, “THAT DOESN’T LOOK ROTATED AT ALL” wELL HOLD ON TO YOUR LUG NUTS BECAUSE I T ’ S T I M E F O R STEP 4: ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!! now, comes the fun part. unlike its aspect ratio locked cousin, the stretch and skew options work independently from one another. So, you can do things like  and But that’s neither here nor there… what gets REALLY interesting is when your ratios are in opposite directions.. HOME RUN! Now, before I let you go, I found out through trial and error that an angle doesn’t exactly match up with its negative dimension… (Step 5: Angular ratios) See? there’s a little offset between vertical and horizontal if your expect your text to appear natural instead of tilted. The only places that this offset reaches zero is at 90° (of course) and the rare and extremely dangerous 45° rotations. Fortunately, I’ve already mapped out a few angles that I find are very useful in my works so, for your viewing pleasure… i present my handy dandy graph All you have to do is match up your desired angle up to its respective complement and you have quickly and efficiently rotated your first word in MS Paint. Have fun! You know, you guys really seemed to enjoy this post. Should I do more MS Paint tutorials in the future?
Ratios: N THE
 text in MSPa
 Do r rotate
omegapausestuck:

koobaxion:

alphaplayfree:

alienpapacy:

you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnier”

ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS GET READY TO LEARN SOMETHING
yOU WANNA ROTATE TEXT?! well mod 5ider has got the fucking t r i c k s homie
Step one: Type something.
P E R F E C T.
sTEP TWO: FIND THE RESIZE OPTION.
You see that little resize button on your menu?
Yeah, that’s the one. you can just click that shit!
On older versions of MS Paint there isn’t this option, but you can always find it with a quick right-click.
THERE IT FUCKING IS!!!!!
 STEP THREE: STRETCH AND SKEW
When you click resize, this menu comes up.
I’m sure you all have seen this menu before, but for those who don’t, I’ll clue you in. The top options control the length and respective width of your artwork. you can choose to alter them separately,
or all together
Using that little “Maintain Aspect Ration” checkbox there, but that’s not important right now.
wHat we’re focusing on is that skew option on the botttom.
with that you can t i l t whatever image yuo have on your screen to the left
to the right
up
and down.
“BUT 5IDER!!!!!” you say, “THAT DOESN’T LOOK ROTATED AT ALL”
wELL HOLD ON TO YOUR LUG NUTS BECAUSE I T ’ S T I M E F O R
STEP 4: ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!!
now, comes the fun part. unlike its aspect ratio locked cousin, the stretch and skew options work independently from one another. So, you can do things like 
and
But that’s neither here nor there… what gets REALLY interesting is when your ratios are in opposite directions..
HOME RUN!
Now, before I let you go, I found out through trial and error that an angle doesn’t exactly match up with its negative dimension…
(Step 5: Angular ratios)
See? there’s a little offset between vertical and horizontal if your expect your text to appear natural instead of tilted. The only places that this offset reaches zero is at 90° (of course) and the rare and extremely dangerous 45° rotations.
Fortunately, I’ve already mapped out a few angles that I find are very useful in my works so, for your viewing pleasure… i present my handy dandy graph
All you have to do is match up your desired angle up to its respective complement and you have quickly and efficiently rotated your first word in MS Paint.
Have fun!



You know, you guys really seemed to enjoy this post.
Should I do more MS Paint tutorials in the future?

omegapausestuck: koobaxion: alphaplayfree: alienpapacy: you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again,...

Ratios: Meet the Fibonnaci Bear, the absolute master of Golden Ratios.
Ratios: Meet the Fibonnaci Bear, the absolute master of Golden Ratios.

Meet the Fibonnaci Bear, the absolute master of Golden Ratios.

Ratios: Meet the Fibonnaci Bear, the absolute master of Golden Ratios.
Ratios: Meet the Fibonnaci Bear, the absolute master of Golden Ratios.

Meet the Fibonnaci Bear, the absolute master of Golden Ratios.

Ratios: siniristiriita siniristiriita Guys, I did the math I did not get clear data on the specific era, but considering how nutrition has affected human height over history, it would be safe to assume that an average man 2000 years ago would be shorter than an average man today. While one's genetics and therefore ancestry - do affect height, I found no sufficiently satisfying and reliable data on how ethnicity comes to this, so l've elected to ignore it, and estimated the most likely average height of an adult galilean israelite man to be about 160 cm Assuming that a combination of an active lifestyle involving a lot of walking and having unreliable food sources would end one up on the lower end of the BMI scale. A BMI of 19.5 would amount to roughly 50 kilos The volume of blood in a human body is roughly 7% of one's body weight, so that would mean 7,5 kg of blood and 42,7 kg of body If a box of 1000 communion wafers weights 0,25 kg, then one unit is about 0,00025 kg. The average serving of the wine is estimably 140 ml. If we assume that the ratios of wine and blood, and bread and body are 1:1, that would be 170 000 wafers. Since the density of blood is 1,04 g/cc, 140 ml would be about 145 grams. That is roughly 52 servings of wine. Therefore, the limiting factor is the dry mass The catholic church allows one to receive communion up to twice per day. So if you attend twice per day, every single day, it would take you roughly 232 years to consume an entire Jesus 9 notes the mystery that apparently needed solving
Ratios: siniristiriita
 siniristiriita
 Guys, I did the math
 I did not get clear data on the specific era, but considering how nutrition has
 affected human height over history, it would be safe to assume that an average
 man 2000 years ago would be shorter than an average man today. While one's
 genetics and therefore ancestry - do affect height, I found no sufficiently
 satisfying and reliable data on how ethnicity comes to this, so l've elected to
 ignore it, and estimated the most likely average height of an adult galilean
 israelite man to be about 160 cm
 Assuming that a combination of an active lifestyle involving a lot of walking and
 having unreliable food sources would end one up on the lower end of the BMI
 scale. A BMI of 19.5 would amount to roughly 50 kilos
 The volume of blood in a human body is roughly 7% of one's body weight, so
 that would mean 7,5 kg of blood and 42,7 kg of body
 If a box of 1000 communion wafers weights 0,25 kg, then one unit is about
 0,00025 kg. The average serving of the wine is estimably 140 ml. If we assume
 that the ratios of wine and blood, and bread and body are 1:1, that would be
 170 000 wafers. Since the density of blood is 1,04 g/cc, 140 ml would be about
 145 grams. That is roughly 52 servings of wine. Therefore, the limiting factor is
 the dry mass
 The catholic church allows one to receive communion up to twice per day. So if
 you attend twice per day, every single day, it would take you roughly 232 years
 to consume an entire Jesus
 9 notes
the mystery that apparently needed solving

the mystery that apparently needed solving

Ratios: When you respond immediately back to her texts because you dont give a damn about a 1-1 response time ratio and want to share nothing but genuine love and appreciation by do_u_even_fold MORE MEMES
Ratios: When you respond immediately back to her texts because you dont give a damn about a 1-1 response time ratio and want to share nothing but genuine love and appreciation by do_u_even_fold
MORE MEMES

When you respond immediately back to her texts because you dont give a damn about a 1-1 response time ratio and want to share nothing but...

Ratios: FRIDAY, AUG 31, 2018, 6:00 PM In a Historic Move, Los Angeles Educators Vote To Strike BY JANE MCALEVEY R Share | y Tweet Reddit Ju StumbleUpon @ Email Print Thousands came to the #Allin4Respect rally in downtown Los Angeles in May, part of the lead-up to the strike. (Photo from UTLA Facebook) berniesrevolution: IN THESE TIMES Today teachers and education workers in Los Angeles, the second largest school district in the country (after New York), voted 98 percent to 2 percent to authorize their first strike in nearly 30 years. Last spring’s strikes and school walkouts by educators from West Virginia to Oklahoma, Arizona and more, took place in so-called red states. This school year, the strikes have moved to blue states, with teachers in Washington state school districts already on strike and Seattle teachers approving a strike vote earlier this week. The LA educators will likely go on strike, if they can’t negotiate a settlement through mediation, in mid-to-late October. They have been working under an expired contract for over a year, since June 30, 2017. At the top of the educators’ list of demands are reducing class size; less testing and more teaching time; basics such as new textbooks, and restoring essential support structures that students need, including school nurses and guidance counselors. California, despite being one of the wealthiest states in the nation, ranks 43 out of 50 in funding per pupil, according to the union. Julia Lathin, an art history teacher at Hamilton High, says, “Our school has over 2,000 students and one nurse, but she was only hired to be here part time. Because of this, I let my students know that I have a cabinet in my classroom that’s always stocked with pads and tampons. I need these kids focused on their education and not worrying about if they’re going to bleed through their pants at school because there isn’t always a nurse on campus.” Out of dozens of teachers interviewed for this article, not one placed wages at the top of their priorities list. When asked, “If management offered to meet your salary demands and nothing else, would you still plan to strike?”, all said yes. Among the top concern voiced by teachers is the need to eliminate Section 1.5 of their contract, which allows teacher-to-student ratios of 1 teacher—alone in their class without assistance—to up to 46 students. That’s right: one teacher responsible for up to 46 students. Brandon Abraham, an English teacher with 18 years of teaching experience, says, “When I started teaching in 1999, the teacher to student ratio was 1:20. I had twenty students in my class. These days, because of all the cuts, we don’t even have school librarians anymore, we are teaching basic literacy. They keep cutting and cutting and cutting essential services that students need to learn. To do a good job—which we do—is hard enough when conditions are perfect, but when the conditions get this challenging, it’s hard to motivate and inspire students. The problem is, really good teachers are leaving the profession because the conditions have become so difficult.” (Continue Reading)
Ratios: FRIDAY, AUG 31, 2018, 6:00 PM
 In a Historic Move, Los Angeles
 Educators Vote To Strike
 BY JANE MCALEVEY
 R Share | y Tweet Reddit Ju StumbleUpon @ Email Print
 Thousands came to the #Allin4Respect rally in downtown Los Angeles in May, part of the lead-up to the strike. (Photo from
 UTLA Facebook)
berniesrevolution:
IN THESE TIMES
Today teachers and education workers in Los Angeles, the second largest school district in the country (after New York), voted 98 percent to 2 percent to authorize their first strike in nearly 30 years.
Last spring’s strikes and school walkouts by educators from West Virginia to Oklahoma, Arizona and more, took place in so-called red states. This school year, the strikes have moved to blue states, with teachers in Washington state school districts already on strike and Seattle teachers approving a strike vote earlier this week. The LA educators will likely go on strike, if they can’t negotiate a settlement through mediation, in mid-to-late October.
They have been working under an expired contract for over a year, since June 30, 2017. At the top of the educators’ list of demands are reducing class size; less testing and more teaching time; basics such as new textbooks, and restoring essential support structures that students need, including school nurses and guidance counselors.
California, despite being one of the wealthiest states in the nation, ranks 43 out of 50 in funding per pupil, according to the union. Julia Lathin, an art history teacher at Hamilton High, says, “Our school has over 2,000 students and one nurse, but she was only hired to be here part time. Because of this, I let my students know that I have a cabinet in my classroom that’s always stocked with pads and tampons. I need these kids focused on their education and not worrying about if they’re going to bleed through their pants at school because there isn’t always a nurse on campus.”
Out of dozens of teachers interviewed for this article, not one placed wages at the top of their priorities list. When asked, “If management offered to meet your salary demands and nothing else, would you still plan to strike?”, all said yes. Among the top concern voiced by teachers is the need to eliminate Section 1.5 of their contract, which allows teacher-to-student ratios of 1 teacher—alone in their class without assistance—to up to 46 students. That’s right: one teacher responsible for up to 46 students.
Brandon Abraham, an English teacher with 18 years of teaching experience, says, “When I started teaching in 1999, the teacher to student ratio was 1:20. I had twenty students in my class. These days, because of all the cuts, we don’t even have school librarians anymore, we are teaching basic literacy. They keep cutting and cutting and cutting essential services that students need to learn. To do a good job—which we do—is hard enough when conditions are perfect, but when the conditions get this challenging, it’s hard to motivate and inspire students. The problem is, really good teachers are leaving the profession because the conditions have become so difficult.”
(Continue Reading)

berniesrevolution: IN THESE TIMES Today teachers and education workers in Los Angeles, the second largest school district in the country...

Ratios: hammerpower100: This is a Black Sun Orgonite pyramid. This pyramid uses the golden ratio shape, which is mathematically accurate of the geometry that nature uses to make its many living creatures. Brass is used in this pyramid because it moves life force energy easier than other metals, such as aluminum. Another metal used in this pyramid is black iron oxide, the black part visible in the bottom. This metal helps pull and attract life force energy into the pyramid. The last two components of this pyramid are the Blue Mica powder between the brass and black iron oxide layer and the Amethyst tip of the pyramid. The Blue Mica powder is mainly used to give it a nice blue sparkly effect. It is the only component in the orgonite piece used for only a visual effect. The Amethyst is used on the point to radiate sacral orgonite energy on the top of the piece, making it very powerful, since this stone is usually used for psychic development. Benefits of Orgone Generators: Feeling better, both physically and spiritually - As energy blockages are healed and the energy around you starts to flow unobstructed, life feels more joyful and harmonious. Relationships improve -  Many people have gifted their homes or workplaces with orgone generators, and they find that their relationships with family and co-workers improve. Vivid dreams - This is an effect that many people, including orgone skeptics, have experienced. Better sleep - Some people may have trouble sleeping if they have orgone generators in the room, as it might take some time to get used to the energized environment. In the long run, it promotes good sleep, and many have reported that they have been cured of chronic insomnia with the help of orgone generators. If you do find that orgone makes it difficult for you to sleep in the beginning, keep it out of the bedroom until you are used to the energy. Spiritual growth - This goes hand in hand with cleaner energy. An orgonised house can be a permanent spiritual retreat because it provides protection from EMFs. This is one of the main orgone benefits. Orgone generators may not reduce EMF per se but instead protect your body from the harmful effects. Many people have felt instant relief from a simple pendant. If you are very sensitive to electromagnetic radiation, you may need to place more pieces of orgone around EMF-emitting devices (your fridge, computer, tv, clock radio, etc). Accelerated plant growth - This orgone benefit is easily viewed when tested. Orgone purifies the atmosphere, hence the popular practice of gifting orgone to areas affected by EMF pollution
Ratios: hammerpower100:
This is a Black Sun Orgonite pyramid. This pyramid uses the golden ratio shape, which is mathematically accurate of the geometry that nature uses to make its many living creatures. Brass is used in this pyramid because it moves life force energy easier than other metals, such as aluminum. Another metal used in this pyramid is black iron oxide, the black part visible in the bottom. This metal helps pull and attract life force energy into the pyramid. The last two components of this pyramid are the Blue Mica powder between the brass and black iron oxide layer and the Amethyst tip of the pyramid. The Blue Mica powder is mainly used to give it a nice blue sparkly effect. It is the only component in the orgonite piece used for only a visual effect. The Amethyst is used on the point to radiate sacral orgonite energy on the top of the piece, making it very powerful, since this stone is usually used for psychic development.
Benefits of Orgone Generators:
Feeling better, both physically and spiritually - As energy blockages are healed and the energy around you starts to flow unobstructed, life feels more joyful and harmonious.
Relationships improve -  Many people have gifted their homes or workplaces with orgone generators, and they find that their relationships with family and co-workers improve.
Vivid dreams - This is an effect that many people, including orgone skeptics, have experienced.
Better sleep - Some people may have trouble sleeping if they have orgone generators in the room, as it might take some time to get used to the energized environment. In the long run, it promotes good sleep, and many have reported that they have been cured of chronic insomnia with the help of orgone generators. If you do find that orgone makes it difficult for you to sleep in the beginning, keep it out of the bedroom until you are used to the energy.
Spiritual growth - This goes hand in hand with cleaner energy. An orgonised house can be a permanent spiritual retreat because it provides protection from EMFs. This is one of the main orgone benefits. Orgone generators may not reduce EMF per se but instead protect your body from the harmful effects. Many people have felt instant relief from a simple pendant. If you are very sensitive to electromagnetic radiation, you may need to place more pieces of orgone around EMF-emitting devices (your fridge, computer, tv, clock radio, etc).
Accelerated plant growth - This orgone benefit is easily viewed when tested. Orgone purifies the atmosphere, hence the popular practice of gifting orgone to areas affected by EMF pollution

hammerpower100: This is a Black Sun Orgonite pyramid. This pyramid uses the golden ratio shape, which is mathematically accurate of the g...

Ratios: now you kno! Crows are quite similar to humans isit their aging parents many y after they have left the nest. and v ears nowyoukno.com river-cottage-dweller: solitarelee: 221cbakerstreet: spookyrawr: rassoey: avianawareness: aph-romania: reallymisscoffee: dansknapp: stultiloquentia: doctormemelordmd: fangirling-so-hard-rn: Crows are scaryThey use tools Can be taught to speak (like parrots) Have huge brains for birds like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things they are scary smart at solving puzzles some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies they can remember faces SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES. They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns. Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q)  Yeah but have you seen this  A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free. Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree. Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before. That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him.  Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree.  That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick. Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring. that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful. Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice.  this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad.  i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance. a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth. i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son. Best birbs !! your son is Beautiful and Strong every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories Such little cutie pies 😍 not to be cliché but crows are 100% my favorite birbs
Ratios: now you kno!
 Crows are quite similar to humans
 isit their aging parents many y
 after they have left the nest.
 and v
 ears
 nowyoukno.com
river-cottage-dweller:

solitarelee:

221cbakerstreet:

spookyrawr:

rassoey:

avianawareness:

aph-romania:

reallymisscoffee:

dansknapp:

stultiloquentia:

doctormemelordmd:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

Yeah but have you seen this 


A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.
Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.
That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 
Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 
That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.
Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 
i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.
a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.
i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

Best birbs !!


your son is Beautiful and Strong

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories


Such little cutie pies 😍 not to be cliché but crows are 100% my favorite birbs

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Ratios: now you kno! Crows are quite similar to humans isit their aging parents many y after they have left the nest. and v ears nowyoukno.com river-cottage-dweller: solitarelee: 221cbakerstreet: spookyrawr: rassoey: avianawareness: aph-romania: reallymisscoffee: dansknapp: stultiloquentia: doctormemelordmd: fangirling-so-hard-rn: Crows are scaryThey use tools Can be taught to speak (like parrots) Have huge brains for birds like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things they are scary smart at solving puzzles some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies they can remember faces SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES. They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns. Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q)  Yeah but have you seen this  A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free. Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree. Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before. That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him.  Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree.  That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick. Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring. that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful. Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice.  this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad.  i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance. a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth. i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son. Best birbs !! your son is Beautiful and Strong every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories Such little cutie pies 😍 not to be cliché but crows are 100% my favorite birbs
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 Crows are quite similar to humans
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Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

Yeah but have you seen this 


A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.
Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.
That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 
Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 
That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.
Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 
i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.
a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.
i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

Best birbs !!


your son is Beautiful and Strong

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories


Such little cutie pies 😍 not to be cliché but crows are 100% my favorite birbs

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Ratios: This man pooping next to me has the smallest toenail to big toe ratio Ive ever seen
Ratios: This man pooping next to me has the smallest toenail to big toe ratio Ive ever seen

This man pooping next to me has the smallest toenail to big toe ratio Ive ever seen

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<blockquote><p>Helpful blep as I’m reading my homework.</p></blockquote>

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Ratios: Damn, hope that isn't true nickcasey21 20min What if every sperm you ejaculate via masturbating ends up fusing together to face one mega sperm cell, and in the afterlife you must fight it to reach your ideal heaven? Reply + 920 Points 62 Comments SHARE the_lawyer_doge What kind of drugs do you...175 i rape_sheep it sound like a the binding of...32 coffee drinker Damn, mine will be bigger... On Average a guy releases 400 million (400,000,000) sperms/ ejaculation If a man masturbates every day of his 100 year life he would masturbate roughly 311046 times by his death if he starts at 15 years... By his death he would have released 400 million x 311046 sperms 1.244184 x 1014 sperms The length of the tail of a single sperm is 50 micrometers with a diameter of 1 micrometer that tapers down to 0.5 micrometer at the end Dimensions of sperm head are 3.1 x 5.1 x 1 micrometer. Using complex calculations of volume I calculated the volume of a single sperm to be 38.7 x 104-18 m3 (of which 59.17 % is the volume of the tail) Now, the total volume of all the sperms ejaculated in a lifetime is V 1.244 x 1014 x 38.7 x 10A-18 m3 V 48.15 x 104-4 m3 Assuming that the final form of the sperms is same as a single sperm, the volume of the tail will be 59.17 % of the total.. Hence the volume of the tail of the monster sperm is 28.5 x 10A-4 m3 Or 28.5 x 1014 micrometer3 As the sperm has grown proportionally the ratio of the thickness and length of the tail will remain the same... Reverse calculating the magnitude of enlargement I found that the sperm becomes 49920 times it's original dimensions to give the monster sperm Thus the length of the monster sperm is L-49920 x 55.1 micrometers Therefore, L 2570585 micrometer Or 2.7506 metres.... Or 9 feet (in retard units) Or 3 yards (more retard units) Hans, get ze spermenwerfer! Sorry for the long calculations... Here's a Spermtato. So I saw this.I wasted an hour on this shityes I study both math and biology
Ratios: Damn, hope that isn't true
 nickcasey21 20min
 What if every sperm you ejaculate via
 masturbating ends up fusing together
 to face one mega sperm cell, and in the
 afterlife you must fight it to reach your
 ideal heaven?
 Reply +
 920 Points 62 Comments
 SHARE
 the_lawyer_doge What kind of drugs do you...175
 i rape_sheep it sound like a the binding of...32
 coffee drinker Damn, mine will be bigger...
 On Average a guy releases
 400 million (400,000,000) sperms/
 ejaculation
 If a man masturbates every day of his 100
 year life he would masturbate roughly
 311046 times by his death if he starts at 15
 years...
 By his death he would have released
 400 million x 311046 sperms
 1.244184 x 1014 sperms
 The length of the tail of a single sperm is
 50 micrometers with a diameter of
 1 micrometer that tapers down to 0.5
 micrometer at the end
 Dimensions of sperm head are 3.1 x 5.1 x 1
 micrometer.
 Using complex calculations of volume I
 calculated the volume of a single sperm to
 be 38.7 x 104-18 m3
 (of which 59.17 % is the volume of the tail)
 Now, the total volume of all the sperms
 ejaculated in a lifetime is
 V 1.244 x 1014 x 38.7 x 10A-18 m3
 V 48.15 x 104-4 m3
 Assuming that the final form of the
 sperms is same as a single sperm, the
 volume of the tail will be 59.17 % of the
 total.. Hence the volume of the tail of the
 monster sperm is 28.5 x 10A-4 m3
 Or 28.5 x 1014 micrometer3
 As the sperm has grown proportionally
 the ratio of the thickness and length of
 the tail will remain the same...
 Reverse calculating the magnitude of
 enlargement I found that the sperm
 becomes 49920 times it's original
 dimensions to give the monster sperm
 Thus the length of the monster sperm is
 L-49920 x 55.1 micrometers
 Therefore, L
 2570585 micrometer
 Or 2.7506 metres....
 Or 9 feet (in retard units)
 Or 3 yards (more retard units)
 Hans, get ze spermenwerfer!
 Sorry for the long calculations... Here's a
 Spermtato.
So I saw this.I wasted an hour on this shityes I study both math and biology

So I saw this.I wasted an hour on this shityes I study both math and biology

Ratios: WHO COMMITS MASS SHOOTINGS? PERCENTAGE OF MASS SHOOTERS SINCE 1982 PERCENTAGE OF U.S. POPULATION SOLIRCE ROTHER DNES 80% 64°1。63% 60% 40% L LATINO % 17% O PEOPLE 16% 13% 9% 20% 5% 0%- ASIAN EORLE NATIVE AMERICAN, LATINO WHITE PEOPLE BLACK PEOPLE OR UNKNOWN BREAKING NEWS LA. GUNMAN: "DRIFTER" WITH MENTAL ISSUES NN KENDRICK JOHNSON CASE: F LEGAL VIEw AP 1191 <p><a href="http://shikarosez.tumblr.com/post/148172678378/anti-sjw-pro-luxray-shikarosez" class="tumblr_blog">shikarosez</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://anti-sjw-pro-luxray.tumblr.com/post/148172571758/shikarosez-siryouarebeingmocked-durkin62" class="tumblr_blog">anti-sjw-pro-luxray</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shikarosez.tumblr.com/post/148172522728">shikarosez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/148171517604">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://durkin62.tumblr.com/post/138996929932">durkin62</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lonelystoner96.tumblr.com/post/138371586388">lonelystoner96</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heauxtep.tumblr.com/post/130185812451">heauxtep</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://m-ardestani.tumblr.com/post/125133809185">m-ardestani</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cold…hard…facts.</p> </blockquote> <p>cnn cant even help yall this time</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="250" data-orig-height="188" data-tumblr-attribution="doomsday519:d6wxh-mifV8aPSNhM70ylQ:ZHZfjxGYGTBG" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lziw68Kiky1qhjbxeo1_250.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e07e0004b253de83d18043c2a9076bfc/tumblr_inline_o1shk3epkX1rgy85u_500.gif" data-orig-width="250" data-orig-height="188" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lziw68Kiky1qhjbxeo1_250.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>Did you guys even take 3 seconds to examine the picture? Because what is shows is Asians are far more likely to commit a mass shooting per capita than anyone else, then blacks, then white people, then latinos.</p> <p>Which isn’t even true according to their own source. <a href="http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/12/mass-shootings-mother-jones-full-data">http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/12/mass-shootings-mother-jones-full-data</a></p> <p>White people only did 60%. Which mean they commit disproportionately less mass shootings. And this list isn’t exactly complete, they omitted the DC snipers for one. Even though it clearly fits their criteria for a mass shooting. If they’ve neglected such a high profile case I’m sure they missed less obvious ones. And this is showing data from time periods back when white people made up far more than 63% of the population. You can’t compare a population ratio in 1980 to the population ratios now, that’s just retarded. </p> <p>Even when you’re citing bullshit sources they still prove the opposite of what you want. </p> </blockquote> <p>Tumblr SJwW don’t understand statistics, film at eleven.</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m-aDZxugOWgmV_ZuuzoJreA">@m-ardestani</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m3yZa5JdI00piBBjeakiU7Q">@lonelystoner96</a> Choke on it.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="275" data-tumblr-attribution="hideawayandhaven:VExdvq9qyiQFmnVdYTsjPA:ZG9mTq1dSNNCW" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b86bdf5a4c9d6280f8a6dc81a4acb7a4/tumblr_njtcipCGbk1sio5eto1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b86bdf5a4c9d6280f8a6dc81a4acb7a4/tumblr_inline_ob3qm93AIj1trigr3_500.gif" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="275" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b86bdf5a4c9d6280f8a6dc81a4acb7a4/tumblr_njtcipCGbk1sio5eto1_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This is embarrassing. </p></blockquote> <p>Before ANYONE talks about statistics, they need to understand both percentages and what rate means and how they differ.</p><p>I am getting annoyed how idiots use them interchangeably depending if it matches their narrative.</p></blockquote> <p>&ldquo;There are lies, damn lies, and statistics.&rdquo; – Mark Twain</p>
Ratios: WHO COMMITS MASS SHOOTINGS?
 PERCENTAGE OF MASS SHOOTERS SINCE 1982
 PERCENTAGE OF U.S. POPULATION
 SOLIRCE ROTHER DNES
 80%
 64°1。63%
 60%
 40%
 L LATINO
 % 17%
 O PEOPLE
 16% 13%
 9%
 20%
 5%
 0%-
 ASIAN
 EORLE NATIVE AMERICAN,
 LATINO
 WHITE
 PEOPLE
 BLACK
 PEOPLE
 OR UNKNOWN
 BREAKING NEWS
 LA. GUNMAN: "DRIFTER" WITH MENTAL ISSUES NN
 KENDRICK JOHNSON CASE: F LEGAL VIEw
 AP
 1191
<p><a href="http://shikarosez.tumblr.com/post/148172678378/anti-sjw-pro-luxray-shikarosez" class="tumblr_blog">shikarosez</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://anti-sjw-pro-luxray.tumblr.com/post/148172571758/shikarosez-siryouarebeingmocked-durkin62" class="tumblr_blog">anti-sjw-pro-luxray</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shikarosez.tumblr.com/post/148172522728">shikarosez</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/148171517604">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://durkin62.tumblr.com/post/138996929932">durkin62</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lonelystoner96.tumblr.com/post/138371586388">lonelystoner96</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heauxtep.tumblr.com/post/130185812451">heauxtep</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://m-ardestani.tumblr.com/post/125133809185">m-ardestani</a>:</p>
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<p>Cold…hard…facts.</p>
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<p>cnn cant even help yall this time</p>
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<p>Did you guys even take 3 seconds to examine the picture? Because what is shows is Asians are far more likely to commit a mass shooting per capita than anyone else, then blacks, then white people, then latinos.</p>
<p>Which isn’t even true according to their own source. <a href="http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/12/mass-shootings-mother-jones-full-data">http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/12/mass-shootings-mother-jones-full-data</a></p>
<p>White people only did 60%. Which mean they commit disproportionately less mass shootings. And this list isn’t exactly complete, they omitted the DC snipers for one. Even though it clearly fits their criteria for a mass shooting. If they’ve neglected such a high profile case I’m sure they missed less obvious ones. And this is showing data from time periods back when white people made up far more than 63% of the population. You can’t compare a population ratio in 1980 to the population ratios now, that’s just retarded. </p>
<p>Even when you’re citing bullshit sources they still prove the opposite of what you want. </p>
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<p>Tumblr SJwW don’t understand statistics, film at eleven.</p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m-aDZxugOWgmV_ZuuzoJreA">@m-ardestani</a>
<a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m3yZa5JdI00piBBjeakiU7Q">@lonelystoner96</a>

Choke on it.</p>
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<p>This is embarrassing. </p></blockquote>

<p>Before ANYONE talks about statistics, they need to understand both percentages and what rate means and how they differ.</p><p>I am getting annoyed how idiots use them interchangeably depending if it matches their narrative.</p></blockquote>

<p>&ldquo;There are lies, damn lies, and statistics.&rdquo; – Mark Twain</p>

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Ratios: MEMBERS /r/Gaming comments related other discussions My experience with GTA Online Gimgur.com) submitted 5 hours ago by abcmatt 754 comments share save hide give gold report sorted by: top you are viewing a single comment's thread. view the rest of the comments- I-1 TheScarletCravat 85 points 1 hour ago I never shoot people unless shot at. Needless to say, my k/d ratio is rather poor! I do like to believe that people will be inherently good if you offer friendship in the game. My character is a classic French Mime, complete with a fleet of two tone black and white cars. I communicate entirely through Jazz Hands. When I first started my career as a Vinewood Street performer/d-list Batman villain I drove up to the nearest player and got out of the car. Now, I'd built this up in my head as my debut, almost: the moment where I find out if I can have good clean, non-murdering fun in the game! I climbed out, bowtie and beret at saucy angles, and throw up my jazz hands, waving frantically as if the world depended on it. The other player, nestled inside his sports car, did nothing. He sat there at the intersection as cars queued up behind him. I was fucked. He was going to run me over. But he didn't. The door opened and out steps a dude in a full tweed suit and a fox for a head. He took one look at me, and began to frantically jazz hand back. I remember how we stood for five minutes, waving at each other, all the while NPCs yelled and tried to drive past. We just stood there, basking in the sweet glow of silent acknowledgement that we were both a pair of pretentious, airy-fairy weirdos in a world full of savage mistrust. We climbed in the car. He sent me a text saying 'Never leave'. I waved my hands enthusiastically and told him I would never. We drove around for what felt like hours, continuously driving up to other players, getting out and jazz-handing. Of course, many were hostile Some immediately joined in. Others eventually understood our cause and stopped attacking, only to wave with us. It was kinda euphoric. Someone brought a bus and we filled it with players and we drove around, congregating in front of people and waving wildly Easily the closest I've ever got to starting a cult. It went tits up, eventually. There were around eight of us, and two guys turned up in the armoured car with the turret. We were fucked, obviously, passive-mode or no. The converts with more violent pasts sadly relapsed and opened fire, and the more devout found it difficult not to add the the fray once the rocket launchers were broken out. I'll never know, but it felt a little like they were protecting their Pope. I stood in the middle, waving my hands like a madman. Burning cars thundered past me, the warm light touching my white silk gloves. Before I was squashed flat by the truck, the last thing I made out through the carnage was The Fox, beating the body of a driver on the tarmac with a baseball bat. I have not seen him since. I miss him. permalink embed save report give gold reply
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 I never shoot people unless shot at. Needless to say, my k/d ratio is rather poor!
 I do like to believe that people will be inherently good if you offer friendship in the game. My character is a classic French Mime,
 complete with a fleet of two tone black and white cars. I communicate entirely through Jazz Hands. When I first started my career as a
 Vinewood Street performer/d-list Batman villain I drove up to the nearest player and got out of the car. Now, I'd built this up in my head
 as my debut, almost: the moment where I find out if I can have good clean, non-murdering fun in the game! I climbed out, bowtie and
 beret at saucy angles, and throw up my jazz hands, waving frantically as if the world depended on it. The other player, nestled inside his
 sports car, did nothing. He sat there at the intersection as cars queued up behind him. I was fucked. He was going to run me over.
 But he didn't. The door opened and out steps a dude in a full tweed suit and a fox for a head. He took one look at me, and began to
 frantically jazz hand back. I remember how we stood for five minutes, waving at each other, all the while NPCs yelled and tried to drive
 past. We just stood there, basking in the sweet glow of silent acknowledgement that we were both a pair of pretentious, airy-fairy
 weirdos in a world full of savage mistrust.
 We climbed in the car. He sent me a text saying 'Never leave'. I waved my hands enthusiastically and told him I would never. We drove
 around for what felt like hours, continuously driving up to other players, getting out and jazz-handing. Of course, many were hostile
 Some immediately joined in. Others eventually understood our cause and stopped attacking, only to wave with us. It was kinda
 euphoric. Someone brought a bus and we filled it with players and we drove around, congregating in front of people and waving wildly
 Easily the closest I've ever got to starting a cult.
 It went tits up, eventually. There were around eight of us, and two guys turned up in the armoured car with the turret. We were fucked,
 obviously, passive-mode or no. The converts with more violent pasts sadly relapsed and opened fire, and the more devout found it
 difficult not to add the the fray once the rocket launchers were broken out. I'll never know, but it felt a little like they were protecting
 their Pope. I stood in the middle, waving my hands like a madman. Burning cars thundered past me, the warm light touching my white
 silk gloves. Before I was squashed flat by the truck, the last thing I made out through the carnage was The Fox, beating the body of a
 driver on the tarmac with a baseball bat.
 I have not seen him since. I miss him.
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