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Punany: FAKE EAN RIVE R LOVE Dudes be doing back flips just to get the 🐈🐱 but the thing is "she won't even let him sniff the punany" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Dudes be doing back flips just to get the 🐈🐱 but the thing is "she won't even let him sniff the punany" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Dudes be doing back flips just to get the 🐈🐱 but the thing is "she won't even let him sniff the punany" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Punany: Office dog isn't allowed on the couch, so this is her daily act of rebellion So I grabbed coffee with my lil homegirl who I work with and she say she got a southwest companion pass. Litchrally with this shit u fly anywhere and take whoever u want anywhere any time. I'm like "πŸ€”...how. U mainly work for me and I don't fly u around the world like that for u to be racking up miles πŸ˜‚." Why did she launch into this whole shpiel about how she low key scamming TF out of southwest airline robbing them blind LEGALLY AF πŸ˜‚. "Well I opened up one southwest credit card and got 60,000 miles. Then I opened up another one with another bank and got 60,000 more. Also I do all my shopping thru the southwest rewards website so even if I buy shoes at Nordstrom I get points." I'm like "wow. For me though southwest been low key getting more expensive though(?)" And she just like "yeah I don't let them drop the price on me. If they do, I switch to the next day flight, then switch back. Like if I book at $400 and it drops to $300, I switch and switch back. Down to $250? Same. Until I'm satisfied I got the best price." DID YALL HEAR THAT SHIT. "UNTIL I'M SATISFIED." She the MF queen bruh, southwest exists to shuttle her pretty ass around. And she gon scam them until their back is broken and they bankrupt and they on the news just like "yeah we were having a nice run but this woman Kate ran us dry." GO THE FUCK HEAD, KATE, U PRETTA-ASS, SCAMMIN-ASS GENIUS 😍. IDK why ladies but if u a scammer, it do something to us. It tingle our nether regions. It make us feel like if the whole world go to shit like walking dead u gon scam our chirren into health and safety. The scamming gene is like Punani fragrance - it make us a lil crazy for u πŸ€—. To all my scammers out there, y'all the real MVP. Scam me. Rob me. End my life. Just make sure them kids is good and imma be smiling in my grave bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (πŸ“·: Reddit u-ebbp)
Punany: Office dog isn't allowed on the couch,
 so this is her daily act of rebellion
So I grabbed coffee with my lil homegirl who I work with and she say she got a southwest companion pass. Litchrally with this shit u fly anywhere and take whoever u want anywhere any time. I'm like "πŸ€”...how. U mainly work for me and I don't fly u around the world like that for u to be racking up miles πŸ˜‚." Why did she launch into this whole shpiel about how she low key scamming TF out of southwest airline robbing them blind LEGALLY AF πŸ˜‚. "Well I opened up one southwest credit card and got 60,000 miles. Then I opened up another one with another bank and got 60,000 more. Also I do all my shopping thru the southwest rewards website so even if I buy shoes at Nordstrom I get points." I'm like "wow. For me though southwest been low key getting more expensive though(?)" And she just like "yeah I don't let them drop the price on me. If they do, I switch to the next day flight, then switch back. Like if I book at $400 and it drops to $300, I switch and switch back. Down to $250? Same. Until I'm satisfied I got the best price." DID YALL HEAR THAT SHIT. "UNTIL I'M SATISFIED." She the MF queen bruh, southwest exists to shuttle her pretty ass around. And she gon scam them until their back is broken and they bankrupt and they on the news just like "yeah we were having a nice run but this woman Kate ran us dry." GO THE FUCK HEAD, KATE, U PRETTA-ASS, SCAMMIN-ASS GENIUS 😍. IDK why ladies but if u a scammer, it do something to us. It tingle our nether regions. It make us feel like if the whole world go to shit like walking dead u gon scam our chirren into health and safety. The scamming gene is like Punani fragrance - it make us a lil crazy for u πŸ€—. To all my scammers out there, y'all the real MVP. Scam me. Rob me. End my life. Just make sure them kids is good and imma be smiling in my grave bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (πŸ“·: Reddit u-ebbp)

So I grabbed coffee with my lil homegirl who I work with and she say she got a southwest companion pass. Litchrally with this shit u fly...

Punany: Needless to say, I didn't move for a while See bruh if u send a sexy pic of yourself to a girl it's three possible responses: (1) "cute". Fire this woman 😁...No offense but u don't need this type of negativity in yo life bruh πŸ˜‚. (2) "OMG daddy I need you 😍." She a keeper. That's a good woman. (3) "K. How many other girls got this? Curious πŸ€”." <- wife. This is your wife, u found her bruh πŸ˜‚. U feel me? She protecc. Like the flood waters coming, she gon rip the refrigerator door off the fridge and use it as a raft. She gon paddle your babies to safety. U gon call her from a business trip to NY like "baby u ok I seen the news" and she gon be like "NO I'M NOT OK MF I GOT *YOUR* LOOKIN ASS KIDS TRYINA PADDLE TO SAFETY BC U AIN'T HERE AND EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THEIR FUCKING FACE I GET TIGHT BC I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET U GET ME PREGNANT AND THEN LEAVE ME IN A FLOOD WE'LL DISCUSS LATER BYE." This type of woman will punch u in the face when u wake up for no reason. U sipping a Intelligentsia Black Cat Espresso happy go lucky af ready to take on the day and she walk right up to u with her hair fucked up and punch u exactly in the nose to where yo septum deviate. Yo septum was good AF now it's crooked like Austin Powers teeth lol. And u like "baby??" And she like "YOU CHEATED ON ME IN MY DREAM. WITH A BLOND BITCH. AS I SUSPECTED. MOTHER πŸ‘ FUCKER πŸ‘. BEEN TOLD U. U LIKE BLONDS SO MUCH? GO FIND A BLOND, THEY GROW ON TREES. DON'T WASTE MY MF TIME. GET THE FUCK TO WORK WE TALK LATER." (Crazy women always wanna give u the business and then warn u that another reaming is coming lol.) And u just like "baby I don't have a type, YOU my type" and she just like "YOUR πŸ‘ TYPE πŸ‘ IS πŸ‘ BLOND πŸ‘ YOU πŸ‘ DIRTY πŸ‘ DICK πŸ‘ NIGHTMARE πŸ‘ CHEATER πŸ‘ I πŸ‘ SAID πŸ‘ WE πŸ‘ TALK πŸ‘ LATER." There u have it. Getchu a girl who wild about u bro. If she lukewarm u wasting your time. Get a girl who will kill for u then fuck around KILL u - it's the stabby ones that always got the most firey Punani ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (πŸ“Έ: Reddit u-lucidf0x)
Punany: Needless to say, I didn't move for a while
See bruh if u send a sexy pic of yourself to a girl it's three possible responses: (1) "cute". Fire this woman 😁...No offense but u don't need this type of negativity in yo life bruh πŸ˜‚. (2) "OMG daddy I need you 😍." She a keeper. That's a good woman. (3) "K. How many other girls got this? Curious πŸ€”." <- wife. This is your wife, u found her bruh πŸ˜‚. U feel me? She protecc. Like the flood waters coming, she gon rip the refrigerator door off the fridge and use it as a raft. She gon paddle your babies to safety. U gon call her from a business trip to NY like "baby u ok I seen the news" and she gon be like "NO I'M NOT OK MF I GOT *YOUR* LOOKIN ASS KIDS TRYINA PADDLE TO SAFETY BC U AIN'T HERE AND EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THEIR FUCKING FACE I GET TIGHT BC I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET U GET ME PREGNANT AND THEN LEAVE ME IN A FLOOD WE'LL DISCUSS LATER BYE." This type of woman will punch u in the face when u wake up for no reason. U sipping a Intelligentsia Black Cat Espresso happy go lucky af ready to take on the day and she walk right up to u with her hair fucked up and punch u exactly in the nose to where yo septum deviate. Yo septum was good AF now it's crooked like Austin Powers teeth lol. And u like "baby??" And she like "YOU CHEATED ON ME IN MY DREAM. WITH A BLOND BITCH. AS I SUSPECTED. MOTHER πŸ‘ FUCKER πŸ‘. BEEN TOLD U. U LIKE BLONDS SO MUCH? GO FIND A BLOND, THEY GROW ON TREES. DON'T WASTE MY MF TIME. GET THE FUCK TO WORK WE TALK LATER." (Crazy women always wanna give u the business and then warn u that another reaming is coming lol.) And u just like "baby I don't have a type, YOU my type" and she just like "YOUR πŸ‘ TYPE πŸ‘ IS πŸ‘ BLOND πŸ‘ YOU πŸ‘ DIRTY πŸ‘ DICK πŸ‘ NIGHTMARE πŸ‘ CHEATER πŸ‘ I πŸ‘ SAID πŸ‘ WE πŸ‘ TALK πŸ‘ LATER." There u have it. Getchu a girl who wild about u bro. If she lukewarm u wasting your time. Get a girl who will kill for u then fuck around KILL u - it's the stabby ones that always got the most firey Punani ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (πŸ“Έ: Reddit u-lucidf0x)

See bruh if u send a sexy pic of yourself to a girl it's three possible responses: (1) "cute". Fire this woman 😁...No offense but u don't...

Punany: Meet my new workout buddy: @DrSmashlove A lot of u wanna date someone and complain that the person u with don't feel the same thing for u that u feel for them. "You love me ... but you don't love me the way I love you." And this become the basis of discord and enmity between two lovers. I would posit that people who feel this way got their expectations fucked up. Let's take it back to the caveman. The caveman loved the cave woman for the companionship and comfort she provided. U feel me? After a long day of wrestling saber tooth tigers and dinosaurs with his bare hands bruh the only thing that could cool his ass off at the end of the day in that cold ass cave was the warm confines of the four walls of some soft cave woman Punani πŸ€—. Similarly the cave woman engendered love in the heart of the caveman by rearing his chirren. And she appreciated him: "shit, I'm 5'3". I couldn't wrestle bears and shit alone. This caveman low key got stink-bref but I'll let his ass breathe fire into my grill for the comfort of not having to watch my chirren being eaten alive 😍." <- women BEEN the smarter, more reasonable-rational species πŸ˜‚. Fast forward to 2017 where we over-obsessed with equality and everyone want equality in EVERYTHING, even emotions. "Do you crave me like I crave you?" "Do you think about me like I think of you?" "No good morning text huh ok GOOD NIGHT" <- at 11:03 am baby girl? What time zone u in? China? πŸ˜‚ And we expect all these feelings in an era where we done fucked up the relationship-responsibility paradigm. Fully capable grown ass men be unemployed on the couch smoking weed eating Funyuns for breakfast playing PlayStation talmbout "do u luh me baby" - bruh - what is there to love - u ain even disabled - u just CHOOSE not to work - if the caveman were alive today he'd bust the door down on yo crib and strangle yo ass talmbout "OOGA BOOGA - I AINT WRESTLE ELEPHANTS TO MAINTAIN THE BLOODLINE FOR THIS FUCKERY". Ask yourself: do u feel in your heart that this person loves u? Not exactly how u love them but in their own way? If yes, then give it a chance. Expect reciprocation sexually because he can control that. Emotions can be faked but you're better off accepting the real thing. Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
Punany: Meet my new workout buddy:
 @DrSmashlove
A lot of u wanna date someone and complain that the person u with don't feel the same thing for u that u feel for them. "You love me ... but you don't love me the way I love you." And this become the basis of discord and enmity between two lovers. I would posit that people who feel this way got their expectations fucked up. Let's take it back to the caveman. The caveman loved the cave woman for the companionship and comfort she provided. U feel me? After a long day of wrestling saber tooth tigers and dinosaurs with his bare hands bruh the only thing that could cool his ass off at the end of the day in that cold ass cave was the warm confines of the four walls of some soft cave woman Punani πŸ€—. Similarly the cave woman engendered love in the heart of the caveman by rearing his chirren. And she appreciated him: "shit, I'm 5'3". I couldn't wrestle bears and shit alone. This caveman low key got stink-bref but I'll let his ass breathe fire into my grill for the comfort of not having to watch my chirren being eaten alive 😍." <- women BEEN the smarter, more reasonable-rational species πŸ˜‚. Fast forward to 2017 where we over-obsessed with equality and everyone want equality in EVERYTHING, even emotions. "Do you crave me like I crave you?" "Do you think about me like I think of you?" "No good morning text huh ok GOOD NIGHT" <- at 11:03 am baby girl? What time zone u in? China? πŸ˜‚ And we expect all these feelings in an era where we done fucked up the relationship-responsibility paradigm. Fully capable grown ass men be unemployed on the couch smoking weed eating Funyuns for breakfast playing PlayStation talmbout "do u luh me baby" - bruh - what is there to love - u ain even disabled - u just CHOOSE not to work - if the caveman were alive today he'd bust the door down on yo crib and strangle yo ass talmbout "OOGA BOOGA - I AINT WRESTLE ELEPHANTS TO MAINTAIN THE BLOODLINE FOR THIS FUCKERY". Ask yourself: do u feel in your heart that this person loves u? Not exactly how u love them but in their own way? If yes, then give it a chance. Expect reciprocation sexually because he can control that. Emotions can be faked but you're better off accepting the real thing. Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

A lot of u wanna date someone and complain that the person u with don't feel the same thing for u that u feel for them. "You love me ......

Punany: Helo Wyd 3:59 AM via Google Voice I think you have the wrong number ● OK idk my bad Y would I have the wrong number I don't recognize your number I don't recognize your nu ● U looking for friend to get to know right Isn't everyone? Like in sexualy No, I'm happily marrie Β· 0K send me into so am I but new is good to How did you get my number? To bad ur married On the add I didn't place an ad ● Can u please send a pic No Β· U a lonely wife on creigslist I'm so sorry if u don't want me to text I never posted anything on Craigslist am just trying to learn more lol so u don't get u know Ur husband is probably mad rn so sorry If u want I can send u the add But I'll do the right thing and let u think what u want Friends or not right now So Or he's around Would you mind sending me the ad? Many people have been contacting me about it 4.4-45% 5:23 AM ε…¬ Oandempire.craigslist.org Β· CL) inland empire> casual encounters reply Posted 3 days ago prohibited Single sexy MoM looking fuck freind w4m Single woman here looking fuck friend to have fun and mess around a bit... can host i live on my own apertment.text me baby five body: curvy status: single age: 24 So how do u look Its OK I will be a boy toy I'm not the woman who posted the ad My number ends with a 2. Her number ends with a 5 Its OK u open minded? I'm happily married ● U a good women do u mind us texting now You should text the correct number on the ad: Being happily married don't mean much butl give it a try We could of been help to each other I don't think so May I ask u how old are u miss Why are you still texting me and not the number from the ad? Igot it sorry I wasn't rud to u but ok I understand. Good luck with the other number! Thanks if I do I'll give u a clip of uss Um, thanks? Have a good day Have a good day Or if u want a young stud u have the number Bye Bye! 7:43 AM via Google Voice Β· Guess what beautiful She is trying to sell punany but all I want is to eat it I'm sorry? ● OK look I understand u Married don't get mad but I want to ask u if I can give u head Nothing else Not interested OK I give up He must fuck u that good I'm sad now Do u know of any lady's that don't mind OK I give up He must fuck u that good I'm sad now Do u know of any lady's that don't mind Try Tinder What is that bby Are u on it A woman in another state is posting adult ads on Craigslist with a number almost exactly like mine. My phone's been blowing up with texts like these ....
Punany: Helo
 Wyd
 3:59 AM via Google Voice
 I think you have the wrong number
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 OK idk my bad
 Y would I have the wrong number
 I don't recognize your number
 I don't recognize your nu
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 U looking for friend to get to know right
 Isn't everyone?
 Like in sexualy
 No, I'm happily marrie
 Β·
 0K send me into so am I but new is good to
 How did you get my number?
 To bad ur married
 On the add
 I didn't place an ad
 ●
 Can u please send a pic
 No
 Β·
 U a lonely wife on creigslist I'm so sorry if u don't want me to text
 I never posted anything on Craigslist
 am just trying to learn more lol so u don't get u know
 Ur husband is probably mad rn so sorry
 If u want I can send u the add
 But I'll do the right thing and let u think what u want
 Friends or not right now

 So
 Or he's around
 Would you mind sending me the ad?
 Many people have been contacting me about it
 4.4-45%
 5:23 AM
 ε…¬ Oandempire.craigslist.org Β·
 CL) inland empire> casual encounters
 reply
 Posted 3 days ago
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 Single sexy MoM looking
 fuck freind w4m
 Single woman here looking fuck friend
 to have fun and mess around a bit...
 can host i live on my own
 apertment.text me baby
 five
 body: curvy
 status: single
 age: 24
 So how do u look
 Its OK I will be a boy toy
 I'm not the woman who posted the ad
 My number ends with a 2. Her number ends with a 5
 Its OK u open minded?
 I'm happily married
 ●
 U a good women do u mind us texting now

 You should text the correct number on the ad:
 Being happily married don't mean much butl give it a try
 We could of been help to each other
 I don't think so
 May I ask u how old are u miss
 Why are you still texting me and not the number from the ad?
 Igot it sorry I wasn't rud to u but ok
 I understand. Good luck with the other number!
 Thanks if I do I'll give u a clip of uss
 Um, thanks?
 Have a good day
 Have a good day
 Or if u want a young stud u have the number
 Bye
 Bye!
 7:43 AM via Google Voice
 Β·
 Guess what beautiful
 She is trying to sell punany but all I want is to eat it
 I'm sorry?
 ●
 OK look I understand u Married don't get mad but I want to ask u if I can give u head
 Nothing else
 Not interested
 OK I give up
 He must fuck u that good
 I'm sad now
 Do u know of any lady's that don't mind

 OK I give up
 He must fuck u that good
 I'm sad now
 Do u know of any lady's that don't mind
 Try Tinder
 What is that bby
 Are u on it
A woman in another state is posting adult ads on Craigslist with a number almost exactly like mine. My phone's been blowing up with texts like these ....

A woman in another state is posting adult ads on Craigslist with a number almost exactly like mine. My phone's been blowing up with texts...

Punany: "This little thing? I made it..." @DrSmashlove It's officially baby season and with that said lemme hit y'all with my lil two cents on bebes. I done seen a lot of couples have babies when tings was on the rocks. I don't ever blame couples for this. First - a lot of women will carry a fetus to term regardless of the status of the relationship and this is absolutely her prerogative. If u own a penis and u enter the Punani u gotta understand that regardless what type of birth control is in effect it could be a Bebe nine months later it's 2017 and u men still fail to grasp this and I'm still amazed. U could wear a condom she couple be on IUD and she could take a plan B all combined and if God want y'all to have a Bebe ISS GON HAPPEN BELEE DAT SHIT πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. Second, a lot of people think that having a baby will fix things. This is called a Band-Aid Baby. From my experience, a baby will give u more of what u have. A baby is an amplifier. Do y'all love the fuck out of each other and adore each other? Then some shitty diapers at 2 am and (God forbid) some health issues and other tests from God won't disrupt that. But if y'all got issues? It's only gon exacerbate the situation. BUT THAT'S NOT HOW PEOPLE THINK πŸ˜‚. People's thought process is as follows: "I don't fully trust Mike, I can't say I'm happy with him, and he does shit on occasion that drives me FUCKING crazy. Maybe a baby will straighten him out." I agree, baby girl. Maybe it will. Just like maybe u will win the lotto and maybe quit your job and live on a boat...but that's a maybe with a low probability πŸ€—. More likely, Mike is in no position to be a papa. That said, I know a lot of superwoman single mama's and regardless of their situation with Mike, they've created an incredible home situation for their baby. All I'm saying is if you're considering joining the baby rush, make sure u understand that whatever you've got, you'll have more of it after the baby comes. Bless up 😍
Punany: "This little thing? I made it..."
 @DrSmashlove
It's officially baby season and with that said lemme hit y'all with my lil two cents on bebes. I done seen a lot of couples have babies when tings was on the rocks. I don't ever blame couples for this. First - a lot of women will carry a fetus to term regardless of the status of the relationship and this is absolutely her prerogative. If u own a penis and u enter the Punani u gotta understand that regardless what type of birth control is in effect it could be a Bebe nine months later it's 2017 and u men still fail to grasp this and I'm still amazed. U could wear a condom she couple be on IUD and she could take a plan B all combined and if God want y'all to have a Bebe ISS GON HAPPEN BELEE DAT SHIT πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. Second, a lot of people think that having a baby will fix things. This is called a Band-Aid Baby. From my experience, a baby will give u more of what u have. A baby is an amplifier. Do y'all love the fuck out of each other and adore each other? Then some shitty diapers at 2 am and (God forbid) some health issues and other tests from God won't disrupt that. But if y'all got issues? It's only gon exacerbate the situation. BUT THAT'S NOT HOW PEOPLE THINK πŸ˜‚. People's thought process is as follows: "I don't fully trust Mike, I can't say I'm happy with him, and he does shit on occasion that drives me FUCKING crazy. Maybe a baby will straighten him out." I agree, baby girl. Maybe it will. Just like maybe u will win the lotto and maybe quit your job and live on a boat...but that's a maybe with a low probability πŸ€—. More likely, Mike is in no position to be a papa. That said, I know a lot of superwoman single mama's and regardless of their situation with Mike, they've created an incredible home situation for their baby. All I'm saying is if you're considering joining the baby rush, make sure u understand that whatever you've got, you'll have more of it after the baby comes. Bless up 😍

It's officially baby season and with that said lemme hit y'all with my lil two cents on bebes. I done seen a lot of couples have babies w...

Punany: German shepherd? I think they adopted a kangaroo @DrSmashlove Alright here go part 2 of my friend zone post. First, the problem with men is, a lot of them generally don't understand how this attraction shit works. A woman is gon fuck with u for a variety of factors - looks, humor, ambition, etc. If your mix don't do it for her bruh it's physiological. Her vagina lips recede into her body and a little elf named Susan who lives in that vagina and wears a purple robe all day puts a sign outside saying "CLOSED FOR SERVICE." Meanwhile if she fuck with your wave, Susan start harassing her telling her to be ratchet. "Who cares if you didn't shave" "take them panties off" "GURL - why u being prude" "SEE THIS IS WHY U AINT MARRIED" "just let him take his PP out - just so u could look at it πŸ€—" <- Susan is a bad ass influence πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. Nah but if Susan don't like u, she don't like u. And every time u try to be sexual, Susan gon be more aggravated. "GIRL, THIS MAN IS GROSS. CUT HIS ASS OUT." Men y'all gotta understand that if a woman friend-zones u, u can't kick your desire to seduce her ass into overdrive. Quite the CONTRARY - u gotta: (1) fall back, (2) be a good friend (type she could rely on - which just generally u should do for your friends anyway), (3) most of all, be extremely chill - like overly platonic. Don't let a hug linger - Susan will be annoyed. Again, u trying to do the opposite of reel her in. Maybe even refer to her as "Lil Sis" - u feel me? Then just watch. Susan will be confused. "Lil Sis? This motherfucker just liked me last year! Talmbout 'lil sis'. GIRL, KISS HIM WHILE U DRUNK. JUST TO FUCK HIS HEAD UP πŸ’…." And then when she kiss u pull back like "ayeee u ok? Lol". Now Susan will be damn near commanding her to mount yo ass and ride u like Kentucky Derby. U feel me? And that's the bottom line. Ladies if he knows how to be a good FRIEND and not have EXPECTATIONS then let him stick around. Maybe even give him a lil Mercy Punani 🌹. If he trying to hump yo leg like a lonely dog erry time u see him, then cut him loose - u don't wanna upset Susan πŸ€—. Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Punany: German shepherd? I think they adopted a
 kangaroo
 @DrSmashlove
Alright here go part 2 of my friend zone post. First, the problem with men is, a lot of them generally don't understand how this attraction shit works. A woman is gon fuck with u for a variety of factors - looks, humor, ambition, etc. If your mix don't do it for her bruh it's physiological. Her vagina lips recede into her body and a little elf named Susan who lives in that vagina and wears a purple robe all day puts a sign outside saying "CLOSED FOR SERVICE." Meanwhile if she fuck with your wave, Susan start harassing her telling her to be ratchet. "Who cares if you didn't shave" "take them panties off" "GURL - why u being prude" "SEE THIS IS WHY U AINT MARRIED" "just let him take his PP out - just so u could look at it πŸ€—" <- Susan is a bad ass influence πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. Nah but if Susan don't like u, she don't like u. And every time u try to be sexual, Susan gon be more aggravated. "GIRL, THIS MAN IS GROSS. CUT HIS ASS OUT." Men y'all gotta understand that if a woman friend-zones u, u can't kick your desire to seduce her ass into overdrive. Quite the CONTRARY - u gotta: (1) fall back, (2) be a good friend (type she could rely on - which just generally u should do for your friends anyway), (3) most of all, be extremely chill - like overly platonic. Don't let a hug linger - Susan will be annoyed. Again, u trying to do the opposite of reel her in. Maybe even refer to her as "Lil Sis" - u feel me? Then just watch. Susan will be confused. "Lil Sis? This motherfucker just liked me last year! Talmbout 'lil sis'. GIRL, KISS HIM WHILE U DRUNK. JUST TO FUCK HIS HEAD UP πŸ’…." And then when she kiss u pull back like "ayeee u ok? Lol". Now Susan will be damn near commanding her to mount yo ass and ride u like Kentucky Derby. U feel me? And that's the bottom line. Ladies if he knows how to be a good FRIEND and not have EXPECTATIONS then let him stick around. Maybe even give him a lil Mercy Punani 🌹. If he trying to hump yo leg like a lonely dog erry time u see him, then cut him loose - u don't wanna upset Susan πŸ€—. Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Alright here go part 2 of my friend zone post. First, the problem with men is, a lot of them generally don't understand how this attracti...

Punany: Taking a sick day to spend time with his penguin @Drsmashlove My lil homegirl text me saying "smash, I went to go see a guy I was talking to who moved, and it ended up being a little bit of a disappointment - I think we built it up too much while we were apart πŸ˜•." Ok lemme splain y'all. See what happen when u super charged up sexually with someone but y'all geographically apart is, u start getting into wild fantasy situations when discussing what y'all gonna do. It's never like "I'm gonna have passionate, loving missionary sexual relations with you because the distance hath made me crave you, lover 😍." Nah. Hell nah. U gon be way, way overboard with it: "BABY GIRL...WHEN I FUCKING SEE YOU...IMMA...LISTEN...NO, SHUT UP, LISTEN...IMMA SUSPEND YOU UPSIDE DOWN SIDEWAYS FROM THE CEILING KARMA SUTRA STYLE...FINNA LEAP UP ON YOU LIKE SPIDER MAN...GRAB YOUR NECK WITH ONE HAND AND GRAB YOUR HAIR WITH THE OTHER HAND AND SPANK YOU WITH A THIRD TENTACLE OCTOPUS HAND THAT U AIN'T EVEN SEEN YET AND USE MY FOOT TO HIT YOU WITH THAT HITACHI ON FULL JACKHAMMER MODE...FINNA MAKE YOU CUM 783 TIMES MAMA...YOU DON'T EVEN...LISTEN...ON GOD IT'S FINNA BE ON..." Then y'all link up and he mount you and u kiss his neck and say "I missed you daddy" and he gon YOLO everything he done built up deep inside u, shed a single tear, roll over and schleep because that's what a real one gon do if u got that A1 Masterpiece Punani - especially after a long absence? Goner. U feel me? We miss u mama. That's just how it go down. Side note: there's no moral of the story here. I'm not gon say: "tone it down over text." That long distance pen pal shit is sexy AF! Just manage expectations and understand that in person it's gon be a lil different πŸ€—. BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Punany: Taking a sick day to spend time with his
 penguin
 @Drsmashlove
My lil homegirl text me saying "smash, I went to go see a guy I was talking to who moved, and it ended up being a little bit of a disappointment - I think we built it up too much while we were apart πŸ˜•." Ok lemme splain y'all. See what happen when u super charged up sexually with someone but y'all geographically apart is, u start getting into wild fantasy situations when discussing what y'all gonna do. It's never like "I'm gonna have passionate, loving missionary sexual relations with you because the distance hath made me crave you, lover 😍." Nah. Hell nah. U gon be way, way overboard with it: "BABY GIRL...WHEN I FUCKING SEE YOU...IMMA...LISTEN...NO, SHUT UP, LISTEN...IMMA SUSPEND YOU UPSIDE DOWN SIDEWAYS FROM THE CEILING KARMA SUTRA STYLE...FINNA LEAP UP ON YOU LIKE SPIDER MAN...GRAB YOUR NECK WITH ONE HAND AND GRAB YOUR HAIR WITH THE OTHER HAND AND SPANK YOU WITH A THIRD TENTACLE OCTOPUS HAND THAT U AIN'T EVEN SEEN YET AND USE MY FOOT TO HIT YOU WITH THAT HITACHI ON FULL JACKHAMMER MODE...FINNA MAKE YOU CUM 783 TIMES MAMA...YOU DON'T EVEN...LISTEN...ON GOD IT'S FINNA BE ON..." Then y'all link up and he mount you and u kiss his neck and say "I missed you daddy" and he gon YOLO everything he done built up deep inside u, shed a single tear, roll over and schleep because that's what a real one gon do if u got that A1 Masterpiece Punani - especially after a long absence? Goner. U feel me? We miss u mama. That's just how it go down. Side note: there's no moral of the story here. I'm not gon say: "tone it down over text." That long distance pen pal shit is sexy AF! Just manage expectations and understand that in person it's gon be a lil different πŸ€—. BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

My lil homegirl text me saying "smash, I went to go see a guy I was talking to who moved, and it ended up being a little bit of a disappo...

Punany: oh my god Dr Smashlove So my lil homegirl text me: "smash am I weird that I can really only cum from oral? I was with a guy and I couldn't cum from penetration and he was frustrated and said 'well there's a first time for everything.'..." OK it's four type of women out here lemme splain u: (1) girls who only cum from penetration. This type of girl DGAF about a tongue Bruh. That's the lil appetizer. U feel me? The lil mini-samosas at the Indian restaurant. That ain't what she here for. She want u to go Floyd Fvcking Mayweather on the Punani Bruh. She want the four walls of her Punani blown out and rearranged. That lil tongue game don't interest her. This category include freaks and ladies with daddy issues for whom pain is as important or more important than pleasure πŸ€—. (2) This girl crave the soft, warm, wet gyrations of that tongue sending her into the stratosphere where she up in the clouds hi fiving birds. And Zeus. And shit. (Or so they tell me YungTornadoTung πŸ˜πŸ˜‚). (3) This girl just keep cumming Bruh. I put my tongue on her, boom. I hit that deep back stroke, she arching her back and shaking and talking in tongues like she done caught the Holy Spirit. Two fingers under the table at a steakhouse Bruh she bussing non stop while I feed her bites of lobster mashed potatoes. If u find this girl marry her Bruh u got no choice. She will make u feel like MF Superman β˜„οΈ. (4) This type ain't gon cum regardless. I've been with this type exactly once. Sadly, this type will keep apologizing like "I LOVED IT OMG YOU'RE AMAZING I JUST CAN'T CUM." Don't fall on your sword - just make it nice for her and don't put pressure on her. Now as for old boy with his "there's a first time for everything" lookin ass, listen, Mr. Lookin Ass. Ladies gon love what they love. Who TF are u to pop off passive aggressively because she didn't massage your ego by cumming for u the way u wanted her to? Smfh. Let her do her. Maybe she ain't all enchanted with the PP like that, like she enjoy it but she crave other tings. U got a tongue bih, use it. Don't be snide. U feel me? Take their presence as a blessing and make it special. ALWAYS MAKE YOUR LOVER FEEL SPECIAL. IF U DON'T, SOMEONE ELSE WILL. BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Punany: oh my god
 Dr Smashlove
So my lil homegirl text me: "smash am I weird that I can really only cum from oral? I was with a guy and I couldn't cum from penetration and he was frustrated and said 'well there's a first time for everything.'..." OK it's four type of women out here lemme splain u: (1) girls who only cum from penetration. This type of girl DGAF about a tongue Bruh. That's the lil appetizer. U feel me? The lil mini-samosas at the Indian restaurant. That ain't what she here for. She want u to go Floyd Fvcking Mayweather on the Punani Bruh. She want the four walls of her Punani blown out and rearranged. That lil tongue game don't interest her. This category include freaks and ladies with daddy issues for whom pain is as important or more important than pleasure πŸ€—. (2) This girl crave the soft, warm, wet gyrations of that tongue sending her into the stratosphere where she up in the clouds hi fiving birds. And Zeus. And shit. (Or so they tell me YungTornadoTung πŸ˜πŸ˜‚). (3) This girl just keep cumming Bruh. I put my tongue on her, boom. I hit that deep back stroke, she arching her back and shaking and talking in tongues like she done caught the Holy Spirit. Two fingers under the table at a steakhouse Bruh she bussing non stop while I feed her bites of lobster mashed potatoes. If u find this girl marry her Bruh u got no choice. She will make u feel like MF Superman β˜„οΈ. (4) This type ain't gon cum regardless. I've been with this type exactly once. Sadly, this type will keep apologizing like "I LOVED IT OMG YOU'RE AMAZING I JUST CAN'T CUM." Don't fall on your sword - just make it nice for her and don't put pressure on her. Now as for old boy with his "there's a first time for everything" lookin ass, listen, Mr. Lookin Ass. Ladies gon love what they love. Who TF are u to pop off passive aggressively because she didn't massage your ego by cumming for u the way u wanted her to? Smfh. Let her do her. Maybe she ain't all enchanted with the PP like that, like she enjoy it but she crave other tings. U got a tongue bih, use it. Don't be snide. U feel me? Take their presence as a blessing and make it special. ALWAYS MAKE YOUR LOVER FEEL SPECIAL. IF U DON'T, SOMEONE ELSE WILL. BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So my lil homegirl text me: "smash am I weird that I can really only cum from oral? I was with a guy and I couldn't cum from penetration...

Punany: OMG LOOKIT HIS LITTLE EAR STICKING UP. I CANT. @DrSmashlove Say Bruh shout to you thick girls walking down the street coming back from the gym, I see y'all. Brow damp with sweat. Yoga pants stuck to them panties stuck to your booty from dumping buckets of sweat. Lil sweat spots on the booty and Punani area. Glasses sliding down your nose because of the sweat. Shirt soaked like you dipped it straight into a bucket of water and immediately put it on, sopping wet. Stankin like a motherfvcker (in the most heavenly way possible 😍). Walking slow because your legs feel like Jell-O. I see y'all. And u debating. Is this worth it? When am I gonna get skinny? How many of these workouts do I need to do before I look like them women in the Instagram bikini ads? Why hasn't it happened yet? Why I still got these big ass thighs and hips with the lil dimples under the booty cheeks? Ladies. I'm here to assure you that your work has already paid off. As far as I'm concerned, your goal has already been achieved. This is a marathon, not a race. You're not going to be skinny tomorrow. You may never be skinny. And what's even more, thank God for that! God created us in different shapes and not as clones. You are hitting the gym, so you are already healthier. Your heart is already stronger. Your lungs are already more efficient. You can exert yourself more than you ever could or year ago. You feel me? You won, baby girl. You did it. Everything from here on out is just gravy. And by the way, don't be so goddamn anxious to get skinny! It's men out here who actually like you exactly as you are and are gonna be sad AF when the thunder thighs go away! I want you to be the best you that you can be but never lose sight of the fact that you were never not beautiful. You get me? Bless the fuck up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Punany: OMG LOOKIT HIS LITTLE EAR STICKING
 UP. I CANT.
 @DrSmashlove
Say Bruh shout to you thick girls walking down the street coming back from the gym, I see y'all. Brow damp with sweat. Yoga pants stuck to them panties stuck to your booty from dumping buckets of sweat. Lil sweat spots on the booty and Punani area. Glasses sliding down your nose because of the sweat. Shirt soaked like you dipped it straight into a bucket of water and immediately put it on, sopping wet. Stankin like a motherfvcker (in the most heavenly way possible 😍). Walking slow because your legs feel like Jell-O. I see y'all. And u debating. Is this worth it? When am I gonna get skinny? How many of these workouts do I need to do before I look like them women in the Instagram bikini ads? Why hasn't it happened yet? Why I still got these big ass thighs and hips with the lil dimples under the booty cheeks? Ladies. I'm here to assure you that your work has already paid off. As far as I'm concerned, your goal has already been achieved. This is a marathon, not a race. You're not going to be skinny tomorrow. You may never be skinny. And what's even more, thank God for that! God created us in different shapes and not as clones. You are hitting the gym, so you are already healthier. Your heart is already stronger. Your lungs are already more efficient. You can exert yourself more than you ever could or year ago. You feel me? You won, baby girl. You did it. Everything from here on out is just gravy. And by the way, don't be so goddamn anxious to get skinny! It's men out here who actually like you exactly as you are and are gonna be sad AF when the thunder thighs go away! I want you to be the best you that you can be but never lose sight of the fact that you were never not beautiful. You get me? Bless the fuck up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Say Bruh shout to you thick girls walking down the street coming back from the gym, I see y'all. Brow damp with sweat. Yoga pants stuck t...