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Drive, Government, and Been: Even though I'm about to be shot by the government the drive up has been really pretty
Drive, Government, and Been: Even though I'm about to be shot by the government the drive up has been really pretty

Even though I'm about to be shot by the government the drive up has been really pretty

You, Probably, and Though: Grunnvassdalen, a valley you probably don't want to hike through. Looks pretty, though.
You, Probably, and Though: Grunnvassdalen, a valley you probably don't want to hike through. Looks pretty, though.

Grunnvassdalen, a valley you probably don't want to hike through. Looks pretty, though.

Alive, Reddit, and Stay Alive: AREA ST Guys there are actual tanks and helicopters there. Try to stay alive. Pretty Please...
Alive, Reddit, and Stay Alive: AREA ST
Guys there are actual tanks and helicopters there. Try to stay alive. Pretty Please...

Guys there are actual tanks and helicopters there. Try to stay alive. Pretty Please...

Energy, Naruto, and Work: Area 51 raid team STAGE BASIC Image [REDACTED] Image description: Antropomorphised |animal (possibly suit) Freakshow Karen Is immune to most enemy attacks can only be hurt by brute force (bazooka strengh) the manager, and any authority disagreeing with it. Depending on the harcut's sharpness the attack power can double, triple, qaudruple, pentaplo pentaplelep pentaple...go times five Its attacks mostly work by intimidating and frightening enemy team members. It is strengthened by the enemy's fear The poison of humanity weakness resistance Unknown resistance It is any employee's worst nightmare Manager retreat RESTORED Naruto runners These are great for flanking and because of their unique way of moving they can dodge any stray bullets from the main battlefield. They can best be used when the gaurds are distracted by others. Wind can barely slow it down because of their aerodynamics BASIC Unknown Weeb force is the source of their power and knowledge at Joke raider Kyle This Area 51 raider thought it was ajoke and joined the raid, pretty useless. But is one of the few that can think logically Raider who went as a joke This A 51 raider is strengthened using energy drinks. It is immune to bullets and any materialt that is not stronger than drywall, this makes it great as a starter wave to empty enemy ammunition. Aggresion problems cause it to have trouble in following commands weakness resistance weakness resistance Unknown Everything retreat The raid deck
Energy, Naruto, and Work: Area 51
 raid team
 STAGE
 BASIC
 Image [REDACTED]
 Image description:
 Antropomorphised
 |animal (possibly suit)
 Freakshow
 Karen
 Is immune to most enemy attacks
 can only be hurt by brute force
 (bazooka strengh) the manager, and any
 authority disagreeing with it. Depending
 on the harcut's sharpness the attack
 power can double, triple, qaudruple,
 pentaplo pentaplelep pentaple...go times five
 Its attacks mostly work
 by intimidating and frightening
 enemy team members. It is
 strengthened by the enemy's fear
 The poison
 of humanity
 weakness
 resistance
 Unknown
 resistance
 It is any employee's
 worst nightmare
 Manager
 retreat
 RESTORED
 Naruto runners
 These are great for flanking
 and because of their unique way of
 moving they can dodge any stray
 bullets from the main battlefield. They
 can best be used when the gaurds are
 distracted by others. Wind can barely
 slow it down because of their aerodynamics
 BASIC
 Unknown
 Weeb force is the source
 of their power and knowledge
 at
 Joke raider
 Kyle
 This Area 51 raider
 thought it was ajoke and
 joined the raid, pretty
 useless. But is one of
 the few that can think logically
 Raider who
 went as a joke
 This A 51 raider is strengthened
 using energy drinks. It is immune to
 bullets and any materialt that is not
 stronger than drywall, this makes it great
 as a starter wave to empty enemy ammunition.
 Aggresion problems
 cause it to have trouble
 in following commands
 weakness
 resistance
 weakness
 resistance
 Unknown
 Everything
 retreat
The raid deck

The raid deck

Instagram, Barista, and Post: My senior barista tasked me with making some pretty flat whites for an instagram post
Instagram, Barista, and Post: My senior barista tasked me with making some pretty flat whites for an instagram post

My senior barista tasked me with making some pretty flat whites for an instagram post

Chill, Cum, and Fml: Anonymous 08/27/19(Tue)19:47:53 No.808146526 >be me >be 18 >on school trip with my class we stay at some cheap hotel at which some french guy got stabbed to death a week ago >get in a room with 5 pretty chill classmates shitty beds look like they were taken straight out of jail weird foam matresses >pillow cover has dried cum stains on it >pizza leftovers on the walls >have to live in this shithole for 3 days, fml >ffw 2 days >late evening, 10pm >classmate, let's call him Jimmy, digs out a bag of weed from his suitcase >fuck yeah >other classmate rolls us joints >4 of us walk out on the balcony to consume the goods >about 30 mins later we head back in everyone is chilling on their bed except for Jimmy, who is brushing his teeth in the bathroom 15 mins later he's still in there, suddenly starts giggling like a retard >the bathroom door is wide open so I go check on him sweetjesus.png >there is handwash EVERYWHERE around the sink >appareantly Jimmy squished out the whole bottle and now the tard is losing his shit while scooping up handwash with a toothpaste tube >pauses doing that every few seconds to continue brushing his teeth because he can't handle doing both things simultaneously >l watch him do his thing for a few more minutes and then head back to my bed Jimmy finally gets out of the bathroom and disappears under his blanket on his bed >l can finally rest now suddenly all hell breaks upon us >jimmy randomly begins to scream and sing like a hyperactive 10 year old that just drank two litres of coffee >everyones telling him to calm the fuck down but the beast is unleashed and it can't be stopped now >this shit goes on for about an hour until he wears himself out by doing pull-ups on the railings of his bed >completesilence.feelsgoodman >once again I hear movement from Jimmys direction >he slaps a guy with full force, then returns to his sleep station, throws himself headfirst on it and somehow knocks himself out mfw Anon gets high on a schooltrip
Chill, Cum, and Fml: Anonymous 08/27/19(Tue)19:47:53 No.808146526
 >be me
 >be 18
 >on school trip with my class
 we stay at some cheap hotel at which some french guy got stabbed to death a week ago
 >get in a room with 5 pretty chill classmates
 shitty beds look like they were taken straight out of jail
 weird foam matresses
 >pillow cover has dried cum stains on it
 >pizza leftovers on the walls
 >have to live in this shithole for 3 days, fml
 >ffw 2 days
 >late evening, 10pm
 >classmate, let's call him Jimmy, digs out a bag of weed from his suitcase
 >fuck yeah
 >other classmate rolls us joints
 >4 of us walk out on the balcony to consume the goods
 >about 30 mins later we head back in
 everyone is chilling on their bed except for Jimmy, who is brushing his teeth in the bathroom
 15 mins later he's still in there, suddenly starts giggling like a retard
 >the bathroom door is wide open so I go check on him
 sweetjesus.png
 >there is handwash EVERYWHERE around the sink
 >appareantly Jimmy squished out the whole bottle and now the tard is losing his shit while scooping up handwash with a toothpaste tube
 >pauses doing that every few seconds to continue brushing his teeth because he can't handle doing both things simultaneously
 >l watch him do his thing for a few more minutes and then head back to my bed
 Jimmy finally gets out of the bathroom and disappears under his blanket on his bed
 >l can finally rest now
 suddenly all hell breaks upon us
 >jimmy randomly begins to scream and sing like a hyperactive 10 year old that just drank two litres of coffee
 >everyones telling him to calm the fuck down but the beast is unleashed and it can't be stopped now
 >this shit goes on for about an hour until he wears himself out by doing pull-ups on the railings of his bed
 >completesilence.feelsgoodman
 >once again I hear movement from Jimmys direction
 >he slaps a guy with full force, then returns to his sleep station, throws himself headfirst on it and somehow knocks himself out
 mfw
Anon gets high on a schooltrip

Anon gets high on a schooltrip

Doctor, God, and Handjob: What was your dirtiest moment in front of a doctor? eur, Writer at Self- Employment (1983-present) Answered 22h ago I had a medical check-up and the nurse had to be, well, quite thorough so to speak. I had to strip down to my underwear, and I was just hoping and praying inside my head, that'll be the end of it It wasn't... She checked my heartbeat and all those routine things and then she asked me if I could remove my underwear. Which was very awkward for me because, well, the nurse was very pretty. I think she explained when I first met her, that she was a student nurse? It's really a bit of a blur now. All I know is, she was dark-haired, slender, kinda tiny and shy-looking, but with a very professional demeanor. She was also pretty. Like, really, really pretty. I was a teenager and even being in my underwear in front of her was already so shameful... So I had to take it off. And I did. I mean, a good patient is supposed to be obedient, right? She asked me to 'hold my penis to the side', and without further explanation grabbed my ballsack, felt my testicles up. She rolled them a bit in her fingers and said: "They both descended quite well." cough, still studying my Then she made me dangly bits. She was checking for a hernia or something? All this time in my head I'm thinking to myself: "Please don't get hard, please don't get hard, please... whatever you do... stay soft!" When she finally let go of my balls, she asked me if it was okay if she held my penis, because she wanted to see if the foreskin retracts properly. I just, nodded. In agony. This was just too much, and I knew it. I was reaching that point of no return. She grabbed my penis. It was still hanging down but some blood had started flowing down there, it was a lot larger now than it was when I first stripped naked. She must have noticed. I saw the look in her eyes. To this day I am not sure what that look was, it was almos... lustful? "It retracts very well!" she said, pulling my foreskin back over the tip. I closed my eyes in she rolled her hands over my shame because shaft, it had already started getting hard and by the time the tip of my penis slid all the way out, it was completely hard and throbbing noticeably. "You're getting a little excited there aren't you?" she asked "I'm sorry... "No it's okay, it's normal... and in case you're wondering, you have nothing to be ashamed of.." But I was ashamed. Because I came in the office wearing skinny jeans and I had to walk out, through the waiting room, with a lot of other boys waiting, and I couldn't possibly hide my enormous erection no matter what. She noticed my obvious distress. "Do you want to make it soft again?" she asked in a low voice, almost shyly. "Can 1?" "I'll just do i... if you promise me you won't tell a soul.." And without any further introduction or explanation, she took some lotion from her desk, rubbed it on her hands and started jerking me off, very soft at first, much quicker as time went on. I don't know how she did it, maybe she was very good or maybe I was just too horny, but within two minutes I felt I was about to come. She seemed to notice too, stopping what she was doing for just a fraction of a second as she grabbed a little plastic container, God knows why, and pointed my tip a little downwards so I would explode inside of it. When I came I felt incredibly awkward. But also incredibly aroused. It just kept shooting out, and when it stopped, a steady flow still oozed from the hole for quite some time. All this time, she just held my shaft in her hand, softly massaging it, squeezing out every drop. She was able to catch all of it... She then took some rubbing alcohol and cleaned her hands, after which she very swiftly and professionally cleaned my penis, squeezing the last drops out of me with a smile that was almost guilty. I saw her putting a cover on the plastic cup, and she made a motion with her hand for me to put my pants back on, which promptly di... Looking back it was incredibly shameful. And incredibly wrong for her to have even done that But she was pretty, I was mature for my age and she could easily pass for five years younger, though I estimate she was in her early twenties. Walking back through the waiting area I was glad to have my bulge under control again. But my heart was filled with confusing and shameful feelings for many months after. 307.9k views View Upvoters View Sharers Upvote 1k Share O00 Getting a handjob from a nurse
Doctor, God, and Handjob: What was your dirtiest moment in
 front of a doctor?
 eur, Writer at Self-
 Employment (1983-present)
 Answered 22h ago
 I had a medical check-up and the nurse had to
 be, well, quite thorough so to speak. I had to
 strip down to my underwear, and I was just
 hoping and praying inside my head, that'll be the
 end of it
 It wasn't...
 She checked my heartbeat and all those routine
 things and then she asked me if I could remove
 my underwear. Which was very awkward for me
 because, well, the nurse was very pretty. I think
 she explained when I first met her, that she was
 a student nurse? It's really a bit of a blur now. All
 I know is, she was dark-haired, slender, kinda
 tiny and shy-looking, but with a very
 professional demeanor.
 She was also pretty. Like, really, really pretty. I
 was a teenager and even being in my underwear
 in front of her was already so shameful...
 So I had to take it off. And I did. I mean, a good
 patient is supposed to be obedient, right?
 She asked me to 'hold my penis to the side', and
 without further explanation grabbed my
 ballsack, felt my testicles up. She rolled them a
 bit in her fingers and said: "They both
 descended quite well."
 cough, still studying my
 Then she made me
 dangly bits. She was checking for a hernia or
 something?
 All this time in my head I'm thinking to myself:
 "Please don't get hard, please don't get hard,
 please... whatever you do... stay soft!"
 When she finally let go of my balls, she asked
 me if it was okay if she held my penis, because
 she wanted to see if the foreskin retracts
 properly. I just, nodded. In agony. This was just
 too much, and I knew it. I was reaching that
 point of no return.
 She grabbed my penis. It was still hanging down
 but some blood had started flowing down there,
 it was a lot larger now than it was when I first
 stripped naked. She must have noticed. I saw
 the look in her eyes. To this day I am not sure
 what that look was, it was almos... lustful?
 "It retracts very well!" she said, pulling my
 foreskin back over the tip. I closed my eyes in
 she rolled her hands over my
 shame because
 shaft, it had already started getting hard and by
 the time the tip of my penis slid all the way out,
 it was completely hard and throbbing
 noticeably.
 "You're getting a little excited there aren't you?"
 she asked
 "I'm sorry...
 "No it's okay, it's normal... and in case you're
 wondering, you have nothing to be ashamed
 of.."
 But I was ashamed. Because I came in the
 office wearing skinny jeans and I had to walk
 out, through the waiting room, with a lot of other
 boys waiting, and I couldn't possibly hide my
 enormous erection no matter what. She noticed
 my obvious distress.
 "Do you want to make it soft again?" she asked
 in a low voice, almost shyly.
 "Can 1?"
 "I'll just do i... if you promise
 me you won't tell a
 soul.."
 And without any further introduction or
 explanation, she took some lotion from her
 desk, rubbed it on her hands and started jerking
 me off, very soft at first, much quicker as time
 went on. I don't know how she did it, maybe she
 was very good or maybe I was just too horny,
 but within two minutes I felt I was about to
 come. She seemed to notice too, stopping what
 she was
 doing for just a fraction of a second as
 she grabbed a little plastic container, God
 knows why, and pointed my tip a little
 downwards so I would explode inside of it.
 When I came I felt incredibly awkward. But also
 incredibly aroused. It just kept shooting out, and
 when it stopped, a steady flow still oozed from
 the hole for quite some time. All this time, she
 just held my shaft in her hand, softly massaging
 it, squeezing out every drop. She was able to
 catch all of it...
 She then took some rubbing alcohol and
 cleaned her hands, after which she very swiftly
 and professionally cleaned my penis, squeezing
 the last drops out of me with a smile that was
 almost guilty. I saw her putting a cover on the
 plastic cup, and she made a motion with her
 hand for me to put my pants back on, which
 promptly di...
 Looking back it was incredibly shameful. And
 incredibly wrong for her to have even done that
 But she was pretty, I was mature for my age and
 she could easily pass for five years younger,
 though I estimate she was in her early twenties.
 Walking back through the waiting area I was
 glad to have my bulge under control again. But
 my heart was filled with confusing and
 shameful feelings for many months after.
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Getting a handjob from a nurse

Getting a handjob from a nurse

Advice, Dude, and Gif: 2:31 PM Hey man interested in selling your AC tyrant flag I'll pay decent for it Hey man, i have a couple of questions first: 1. Where did you find me? 2. Where are you watching me from? You can now call each other and see information like Active Status and when you've read messages. There post about the flag Aversions crown post OJuan Garcia and 1.1K others > Like Reply Liam Johnston i want it Derek 4y Like Reply James Michael Just placed my order for this while taking a shit at work. That devoted. 4y Like Reply Elliott Johns Preordered! You guys better sign it! 4y Like Reply Ryan Herbertson Do Servitude but 2 4y Like Reply Cho McReynoldoson Mark Begay! Look them up. 4y Like Reply Alex Earnshaw Mark, get moist. Like Replv GIF Write a comment... I've been hunting for this flag forever ohhhhhh right yeah that was stressful for a second there I got 50 bucks en if you'll sell it to me im not really interested in selling it cuz i love it, but im interested to hear what you're offering 60 nah man im pretty sure i paid around that much for it at the time anyway 100 let me call my buddy, Christopher, who's an expert in flags Ok Imk mN Man* Elliott has added Christopher Alexander 2:47 PM Hey Christopher, thanks for joining us. We have a mint condition Aversions Crown Tyrant flag here that this gentleman is interested in purchasing. I'd like to get your background and thoughts on what it might be worth, please. Mersigns Кyle Christopher Certainly Elliott, that's no problem let's have a look at what we've got here. Kyle Last dude sold his for 35 a few days ago 15% 12:49 AM LTE Tom Hmv Hm?* Oh never mind lol sorry bro All good dude 12:48 AM Hey man how much did that AC flag go forni might have one liked up but wandering what u sold yours for so I dont get high balled tha ks man I was asking $35 for mine Thanks man Aa Christopher Ah yes, quite a rare flag to behold today and isn't it a beauty. Aversions Crown do have some sought after merchandise. Founded in 2010, the Australian deathcore band have released 3 well received studio albums that sent them on countless international tours. The album associated with this flag, Tyrant, was produced in 2010 by Andy Marsh of Thy Art of Murder and mixed by Mark Lewis at Audio Hammer, and was supported by their label, Nuclear Blast. It featured their previous vocalist, Colin Jeffs, in a brutal display of aptly themed, heavy vocals. With a thematic fixation on dystopian nightmares and hostile extraterrestrial encounters, the relentless barrage produced by this album produced some fantastic artistic work. This particular piece was created in the oppressive heat of Brisbane's summer making it heat resistant, theft resistant and water soluble. It's a very rare find Great, thanks for your insight Christopher. So what do you think it's worth? Christopher I'd say that's worth around....$800. Okay thanks very much, Christopher Kyle Wtf Imao Christopher Thanks guys Christopher Alexander left the group. So what do you say Kyle. How much are you willing to pay? Кyle Bro that flags not worth 800$ man Christopher has a very keen background in vexillology and I trust his advice. He's even recognised as a vexillologist by many respected organisations. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List of vexillologists Kyle That's cool man o know many huge time flag collectors and music promoters that say that flags not worth no 800$ I'll tell you what. I can do $700 for you We got a deal? Kyle Nah man u keep it I'll find one for a reasonable price good day Sorry we couldn't make a deal. Good luck on your hunt for the flag, sir. Have a great day. Guy wanted to buy my flag. I watch a lot of Pawn Stars ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Advice, Dude, and Gif: 2:31 PM
 Hey man interested in selling your AC tyrant flag I'll pay decent for it
 Hey man, i have a couple of questions first:
 1. Where did you find me?
 2. Where are you watching me from?
 You can now call each other and see information like Active Status and when you've read messages.
 There post about the flag
 Aversions crown post
 OJuan Garcia and 1.1K others >
 Like Reply
 Liam Johnston
 i want it Derek
 4y Like Reply
 James Michael
 Just placed my order for this while
 taking a shit at work. That devoted.
 4y Like Reply
 Elliott Johns
 Preordered!
 You guys better sign it!
 4y Like Reply
 Ryan Herbertson
 Do Servitude but 2
 4y Like Reply
 Cho McReynoldoson
 Mark Begay! Look them up.
 4y Like Reply
 Alex Earnshaw
 Mark, get moist.
 Like Replv
 GIF
 Write a comment...
 I've been hunting for this flag forever
 ohhhhhh right
 yeah that was stressful for a second there
 I got 50 bucks en if you'll sell it to me
 im not really interested in selling it cuz i love it, but im interested to hear
 what you're offering
 60
 nah man im pretty sure i paid around that much for it at the time anyway
 100
 let me call my buddy, Christopher, who's an expert in flags
 Ok Imk mN
 Man*
 Elliott has added Christopher Alexander
 2:47 PM
 Hey Christopher, thanks for joining us. We have a mint condition Aversions
 Crown Tyrant flag here that this gentleman is interested in purchasing. I'd
 like to get your background and thoughts on what it might be worth,
 please.
 Mersigns
 Кyle
 Christopher
 Certainly Elliott, that's no problem let's have a look at what we've got here.
 Kyle
 Last dude sold his for 35 a few days ago
 15% 12:49 AM
 LTE
 Tom
 Hmv
 Hm?*
 Oh never mind lol sorry bro
 All good dude
 12:48 AM
 Hey man how much did that AC
 flag go forni might have one
 liked up but wandering what u
 sold yours for so I dont get high
 balled tha ks man
 I was asking $35 for mine
 Thanks man
 Aa
 Christopher
 Ah yes, quite a rare flag to behold today and isn't it a beauty. Aversions
 Crown do have some sought after merchandise.
 Founded in 2010, the Australian deathcore band have released 3 well
 received studio albums that sent them on countless international tours.
 The album associated with this flag, Tyrant, was produced in 2010 by Andy
 Marsh of Thy Art of Murder and mixed by Mark Lewis at Audio Hammer,
 and was supported by their label, Nuclear Blast. It featured their previous
 vocalist, Colin Jeffs, in a brutal display of aptly themed, heavy vocals.
 With a thematic fixation on dystopian nightmares and hostile
 extraterrestrial encounters, the relentless barrage produced by this album
 produced some fantastic artistic work. This particular piece was created in
 the oppressive heat of Brisbane's summer making it heat resistant, theft
 resistant and water soluble. It's a very rare find
 Great, thanks for your insight Christopher. So what do you think it's worth?
 Christopher
 I'd say that's worth around....$800.
 Okay thanks very much, Christopher
 Kyle
 Wtf Imao
 Christopher
 Thanks guys
 Christopher Alexander left the group.
 So what do you say Kyle. How much are you willing to pay?
 Кyle
 Bro that flags not worth 800$ man
 Christopher has a very keen background in vexillology and I trust his
 advice. He's even recognised as a vexillologist by many respected
 organisations.
 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List of vexillologists
 Kyle
 That's cool man o know many huge time flag collectors and music
 promoters that say that flags not worth no 800$
 I'll tell you what. I can do $700 for you
 We got a deal?
 Kyle
 Nah man u keep it I'll find one for a reasonable price good day
 Sorry we couldn't make a deal. Good luck on your hunt for the flag, sir.
 Have a great day.
Guy wanted to buy my flag. I watch a lot of Pawn Stars ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Guy wanted to buy my flag. I watch a lot of Pawn Stars ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bad, Confused, and Life: A month since someone new but We lived in CO for 3 years, and 5 months after moving back here, his old job gave him an offer to come back. We agreed he should take it and I stay here, and breaking up was best. Hey, its Aaron. my ex was back in town two weeks ago Hey you! You? Lol, did you think I ghosted you or something? Been a while. Aw. That's sad. No not at all. I didn't know when you would read that tho The fact that you're gonna fuck your ex every time he comes back is kind of a turn off. Yeah. Life sucks sometimes Ah, fair enough Well, I'm guessing you dont want something serious then? Plus those are both super recent. What's up? Painting! Lol you? I'm not completely opposed because I love connecting with people on a deeper level, but I am having fun being single especially because I've never really dated before I just got out of the shower actually. I'm not forcing you to do anything but I'm not going to feel bad for that Nice! Always the best feeling Right? So, whyre you on tinder anyways? That's also a major assumption you made about me sleeping with him... So, hookups & fwbs right now? Newly single after being in a relationship for 4.5 years. seeing I guess that's what I've had so far I'm open to whatever happens Assumption? I asked you about sex and you referenced your ex being back in town 2 weeks ago, are you stupid? what's out there! Whend you last have sex? Damn, that's a long time. What happened? A month since someone new but Text Message Text Message Text Message 1 Assumption? I asked you about sex and you referenced your ex being back in town 2 weeks ago, are you stupid? Hey, listen. I deleted that account and made another, 'll be sure not to swipe right this time. Have a good one. You said "The fact that you're gonna fuck your ex every time he comes back is kind of a turn off." Probably for the best. I'm not interested in someone that would never said I was planning on sleeping with every time he came back in town? Why are you insulting ask about my sex life and then immediately judge me for my answer. Not to mention someone me now?? I'm so confused that would just straight up insult me. Text Message Text Message ERTYUI O QW Е YU P QWE O P A S D G H J K L D F A S H J K L с V в ZX N M X х сV N M B 132 return cnaco LL R Matched with this lovely man on tinder, and this is what happened after giving him my number. Pretty sure I dodged a bullet here.
Bad, Confused, and Life: A month since someone new but
 We lived in CO for 3 years, and 5
 months after moving back here, his
 old job gave him an offer to come
 back. We agreed he should take it
 and I stay here, and breaking up
 was best.
 Hey, its Aaron.
 my ex was back in town two weeks
 ago
 Hey you!
 You?
 Lol, did you think I ghosted you or
 something?
 Been a while.
 Aw. That's sad.
 No not at all. I didn't know when you
 would read that tho
 The fact that you're gonna fuck
 your ex every time he comes back
 is kind of a turn off.
 Yeah. Life sucks sometimes
 Ah, fair enough
 Well, I'm guessing you dont want
 something serious then?
 Plus those are both super recent.
 What's up?
 Painting! Lol you?
 I'm not completely opposed
 because I love connecting with
 people on a deeper level, but I am
 having fun being single especially
 because I've never really dated
 before
 I just got out of the shower actually.
 I'm not forcing you to do anything
 but I'm not going to feel bad for that
 Nice! Always the best feeling
 Right? So, whyre you on tinder
 anyways?
 That's also a major assumption you
 made about me sleeping with him...
 So, hookups & fwbs right now?
 Newly single after being in a
 relationship for 4.5 years. seeing
 I guess that's what I've had so far
 I'm open to whatever happens
 Assumption? I asked you about sex
 and you referenced your ex being
 back in town 2 weeks ago, are you
 stupid?
 what's out there!
 Whend you last have sex?
 Damn, that's a long time. What
 happened?
 A month since someone new but
 Text Message
 Text Message
 Text Message
 1
 Assumption? I asked you about sex
 and you referenced your ex being
 back in town 2 weeks ago, are you
 stupid?
 Hey, listen. I deleted that account
 and made another, 'll be sure not to
 swipe right this time. Have a good
 one.
 You said "The fact that you're
 gonna fuck your ex every time he
 comes back is kind of a turn off."
 Probably for the best. I'm not
 interested in someone that would
 never said I was planning on
 sleeping with every time he came
 back in town? Why are you insulting
 ask about my sex life and then
 immediately judge me for my
 answer. Not to mention someone
 me now?? I'm so confused
 that would just straight up insult
 me.
 Text Message
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Matched with this lovely man on tinder, and this is what happened after giving him my number. Pretty sure I dodged a bullet here.

Matched with this lovely man on tinder, and this is what happened after giving him my number. Pretty sure I dodged a bullet here.

Been, Clear, and Reference: Recently been watching haikyuu and was pretty sure there was a clear jojos reference
Been, Clear, and Reference: Recently been watching haikyuu and was pretty sure there was a clear jojos reference

Recently been watching haikyuu and was pretty sure there was a clear jojos reference

Advice, The Game, and Game: 969 148 4 I just downloaded the game. I know, pretty late, but any tips and/or tricks? Any advice in general about leveling up, more views etc..
Advice, The Game, and Game: 969
 148
 4
I just downloaded the game. I know, pretty late, but any tips and/or tricks? Any advice in general about leveling up, more views etc..

I just downloaded the game. I know, pretty late, but any tips and/or tricks? Any advice in general about leveling up, more views etc..