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power ups: fleur-cannnon: afairlypudgycat: whiskeyworen: jaxblade: norseminuteman: red-faced-wolf: kasaron: bears-for-the-bear-god: the-goddamn-doomguy: captainsnoop: big dick energy Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans. This is genuinely beyond big dick energy It鈥檚 honestly Argent Phallus Energy (APE) Holy shit Everyone is talking about key-card guy, but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair. Babe, babe, No, Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax. That chair aint doin SHIT.聽 Also I love how they don鈥檛 just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in. They are acting like they think he might attack them, because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he鈥檚 been kicking ass on Mars/Hell.聽聽 ALPHA AF!!! I just love the fact that DoomGuy spots the keycard on the dude鈥檚 lanyard, and instead of doing a vicious yank, or simply snapping it off the lanyard like he always does, he very, VERY carefully takes it, and slowly pulls the dude to the scanner, before letting him go.For a dude filled with eternal rage and seething violence, that was remarkably polite of him. It was almost his 鈥溾xcuse me. I require this. Pardon my reach.鈥漈hen that poor marine. 鈥淗ey YOU! You can鈥檛鈥 be鈥 here鈥︹ DoomGuy just casually approaches, looks at him, looks at his gun, and then still remarkably politely, just takes it. Doesn鈥檛 wrench it away, or kill the guy, or anything violent. Just reaches out and retrieves it. Again, like 鈥淵ou are doing a fine job. That鈥檚 a fine weapon. Mind if I see it? *takes it and walks away*鈥滻t鈥檚 as if he鈥檚 being very, VERY careful not to harm normal humans (or whatever augmented humans those armored marines qualify as), saving his violence specifically for the Daemonic.Kinda supports my idea that DoomGuy isn鈥檛 neccessarily a bloodthirsty raging psycho. He鈥檚 a guy who has seen so much, done SO MUCH鈥 that he鈥檚 calm. He鈥檚 so far beyond wrath at the demons that he鈥檚 entered a weird Calm and just LIVES there. Nothing shakes him of it. He doesn鈥檛 grunt, he doesn鈥檛 yell, he doesn鈥檛 scream, he just breathes and moves on. New demon? Well, it鈥檒l bleed like the last. He doesn鈥檛 revel in combat, he just moves through it like walking through air; it鈥檚 a function of existence for him. Doomguy dissociating 100% of the time Within the first few minutes of Doom 2016 and throughout much of the remainder of the game it鈥檚 clear that Doomguy values human life A LOT. Humans are never his enemy, it鈥檚 the demons. He looks at the dead man in the elevator as Hayden says something along the lines of 鈥淚 swear it was for the greater good.鈥 Doomguy sees right in front of him it wasn鈥檛, and I betcha right then Doomguy was against Hayden. Doomguy doesn鈥檛 take kindly to crimes against humanity, even if accidental.
 power ups: fleur-cannnon:

afairlypudgycat:

whiskeyworen:

jaxblade:

norseminuteman:

red-faced-wolf:

kasaron:


bears-for-the-bear-god:

the-goddamn-doomguy:

captainsnoop:
big dick energy
Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans.


This is genuinely beyond big dick energy

It鈥檚 honestly Argent Phallus Energy (APE)


Holy shit 

Everyone is talking about key-card guy, but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair. Babe, babe, No, Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax. That chair aint doin SHIT.聽
Also I love how they don鈥檛 just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in. They are acting like they think he might attack them, because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he鈥檚 been kicking ass on Mars/Hell.聽聽

ALPHA AF!!!

I just love the fact that DoomGuy spots the keycard on the dude鈥檚 lanyard, and instead of doing a vicious yank, or simply snapping it off the lanyard like he always does, he very, VERY carefully takes it, and slowly pulls the dude to the scanner, before letting him go.For a dude filled with eternal rage and seething violence, that was remarkably polite of him. It was almost his 鈥溾xcuse me. I require this. Pardon my reach.鈥漈hen that poor marine. 鈥淗ey YOU! You can鈥檛鈥 be鈥 here鈥︹ DoomGuy just casually approaches, looks at him, looks at his gun, and then still remarkably politely, just takes it. Doesn鈥檛 wrench it away, or kill the guy, or anything violent. Just reaches out and retrieves it. Again, like 鈥淵ou are doing a fine job. That鈥檚 a fine weapon. Mind if I see it? *takes it and walks away*鈥滻t鈥檚 as if he鈥檚 being very, VERY careful not to harm normal humans (or whatever augmented humans those armored marines qualify as), saving his violence specifically for the Daemonic.Kinda supports my idea that DoomGuy isn鈥檛 neccessarily a bloodthirsty raging psycho. He鈥檚 a guy who has seen so much, done SO MUCH鈥 that he鈥檚 calm. He鈥檚 so far beyond wrath at the demons that he鈥檚 entered a weird Calm and just LIVES there. Nothing shakes him of it. He doesn鈥檛 grunt, he doesn鈥檛 yell, he doesn鈥檛 scream, he just breathes and moves on. New demon? Well, it鈥檒l bleed like the last. He doesn鈥檛 revel in combat, he just moves through it like walking through air; it鈥檚 a function of existence for him.

Doomguy dissociating 100% of the time


Within the first few minutes of Doom 2016 and throughout much of the remainder of the game it鈥檚 clear that Doomguy values human life A LOT. Humans are never his enemy, it鈥檚 the demons. He looks at the dead man in the elevator as Hayden says something along the lines of 鈥淚 swear it was for the greater good.鈥 Doomguy sees right in front of him it wasn鈥檛, and I betcha right then Doomguy was against Hayden. Doomguy doesn鈥檛 take kindly to crimes against humanity, even if accidental.

fleur-cannnon: afairlypudgycat: whiskeyworen: jaxblade: norseminuteman: red-faced-wolf: kasaron: bears-for-the-bear-god: the-god...

power ups: SWORN TO DEFEAT SEVEN EVIL EX-BOYFRIENDS IN ORDER TO DATE THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS, HAUNTED BY A TRAUMATIC PAST OF HIS OWN, PERSECUTED BY BANDMATES AND GAY BEST FRIENDS, HIS NAME IS TM COME ON SCOTT,. COME SCOTT! l4 JUST GIMME A SECOND! I NEED TO PICK THE BEST DRINK, OKAY?? RAMONA FLOWERS: American expatriate ninja courier (age THE MOVIE STARTS IN 20 MINUTES, AND t I STILL NEED TO GOTO THE Path unknown) WALLACE WELLS: Scott Pilgrim's cool gay roommate CANDY STORE. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE, ANYWAY? THERE ARE TONS OF DIFFERENCES! JUST GOTTA DO THE MATH ON THESE POWER-UPS BESIDES, I DON'T REALLY LIKE THE TASTE OF SOFT DRINKS, THEY'RE ALL WEIRD AND BUBBLY. ur nutritive Nutrition Facts r 250 mL/par 250 Valeur nutritive Per 250 mi./par 250 ml % Daily Value % valeur quotidienne ength Force +1 % valeur quotidien telligence 0 To Hit/ Frapper +1 Speed/ Vitesse +2 Strength / Force +1 Will / Volont茅 +2 ot a significant s Intelligence-1 To Hit/ Frapper +1 Speed/Vitesse +1 Will/ Volont茅 +3 fat, cholesterol, fibre, vitaminA C, calcium or iron of saturated fat, ficgnt source of saturated fat Not a set chaiesterol, fibre, vitamin A, e n茅gligeable de lipides satur茅s trans, cholest茅rol, fibres, vita Source negs cholest茅rol, fibres, vitami SCOTT PILGRIM: indecisive loser-hero hybrid (23 years old) able de lipides satur茅s, vitamine C, calcium et fer SCOTT'S ALWAYS LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW NOT JUST ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS /WHAT?! HA WALLACE DOESN'T HAVE GOODNESS IN HIS HEART!! WALLACE GOT US FREE TICKETS TO THE GAY COWBoy MOVIE OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF HIS HEART! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO HIM! GREAT, NOW HURRY UP OKAY, OKAY! I'LL GET THE STUPID PEPS LINE WITH +3 TO WILL AND PAY FOR IT, AND YOU IDIOT! 15 MINUTES IN THERE AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET ANYTHING!? WE'RE RUNNING TO THE CANDY STORE! FOLLOW ME! RUNNING? BUT I DIDN'T EVEN GET A DRINK! I'LL DEHYDRATE! SH Mvsd Mo X/ IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T BRING YOUR WALLET.. THOUGHT TODAY WAS ALL ABOUT FREE STUFF! NO, BECAUSE (A) YOU'LL TAKE HALF AN HOUR TO DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT, AND (B) NO SUGAR FOR YOU!! CAN I GET SOME FREE CANDY? CAN YOU MAKE IT idI HAPPEN? JUST SOME CHOCOLATE MAYBE? YEAH! UNLESS YOU HAVE FRIENDS WHO WORK AT THE CANDY STORE, LIKE ME THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ErS A FREE RIDE, DUDE! YEAH, ACTUALLY WE'RE SITTING IN A MOVIE THEATER FOR TWO HOURS, DUDE... I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING ALL GRABBY. NO SUGAR?! OH, DOES !銆 IT'S REALLY FOR THE BEST THAT HE DIDN'T HE GET UP TO GO PEE HALFWAY HALFWAY? TRY SIX TIMES THAT'S A RECORD, NOT AN AVERAGE! GET A DRINK,THROUGH EITHER. THE MOVIE? 4. draconian62: FCBD:Free Scott Pilgrim
 power ups: SWORN TO DEFEAT SEVEN EVIL EX-BOYFRIENDS IN ORDER TO DATE THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS,
 HAUNTED BY A TRAUMATIC PAST OF HIS OWN, PERSECUTED BY BANDMATES AND GAY BEST
 FRIENDS, HIS NAME IS
 TM
 COME
 ON
 SCOTT,.
 COME
 SCOTT!
 l4
 JUST
 GIMME A
 SECOND!
 I NEED
 TO PICK
 THE BEST
 DRINK,
 OKAY??

 RAMONA FLOWERS:
 American expatriate
 ninja courier (age
 THE MOVIE
 STARTS IN 20
 MINUTES, AND t
 I STILL NEED
 TO GOTO THE Path
 unknown)
 WALLACE WELLS:
 Scott Pilgrim's cool
 gay roommate
 CANDY
 STORE.
 MAKE UP
 YOUR MIND!!
 WHAT'S THE
 DIFFERENCE,
 ANYWAY?
 THERE ARE
 TONS OF
 DIFFERENCES!
 JUST GOTTA
 DO THE MATH
 ON THESE
 POWER-UPS
 BESIDES,
 I DON'T REALLY
 LIKE THE TASTE
 OF SOFT DRINKS,
 THEY'RE ALL
 WEIRD AND
 BUBBLY.
 ur nutritive
 Nutrition Facts
 r 250 mL/par 250
 Valeur nutritive
 Per 250 mi./par 250 ml
 % Daily Value
 % valeur quotidienne
 ength Force +1
 % valeur quotidien
 telligence 0
 To Hit/ Frapper +1
 Speed/ Vitesse +2
 Strength / Force +1
 Will / Volont茅 +2
 ot a significant s
 Intelligence-1
 To Hit/ Frapper +1
 Speed/Vitesse +1
 Will/ Volont茅 +3
 fat, cholesterol, fibre, vitaminA
 C, calcium or iron
 of saturated fat,
 ficgnt source of saturated fat
 Not a set chaiesterol, fibre, vitamin A,
 e n茅gligeable de lipides satur茅s
 trans, cholest茅rol, fibres, vita
 Source negs cholest茅rol, fibres, vitami
 SCOTT PILGRIM:
 indecisive loser-hero
 hybrid (23 years old)
 able de lipides satur茅s,
 vitamine C, calcium et fer
 SCOTT'S
 ALWAYS
 LIKE THIS,
 YOU KNOW
 NOT JUST
 ON SPECIAL
 OCCASIONS
 /WHAT?! HA
 WALLACE
 DOESN'T HAVE
 GOODNESS IN
 HIS HEART!!
 WALLACE GOT US
 FREE TICKETS TO
 THE GAY COWBoy
 MOVIE OUT OF
 THE GOODNESS OF
 HIS HEART! THIS IS
 IMPORTANT TO HIM!
 GREAT, NOW
 HURRY UP
 OKAY, OKAY!
 I'LL GET THE
 STUPID PEPS
 LINE WITH +3
 TO WILL
 AND PAY FOR
 IT, AND

 YOU IDIOT! 15
 MINUTES IN
 THERE AND
 YOU DIDN'T
 EVEN GET
 ANYTHING!?
 WE'RE
 RUNNING TO
 THE CANDY
 STORE!
 FOLLOW
 ME!
 RUNNING?
 BUT I
 DIDN'T
 EVEN GET A
 DRINK! I'LL
 DEHYDRATE!
 SH
 Mvsd
 Mo
 X/
 IT'S YOUR OWN
 DAMN FAULT! I
 CAN'T BELIEVE
 YOU DIDN'T
 BRING YOUR
 WALLET..
 THOUGHT
 TODAY
 WAS ALL
 ABOUT
 FREE
 STUFF!

 NO,
 BECAUSE
 (A) YOU'LL TAKE
 HALF AN HOUR
 TO DECIDE WHAT
 YOU WANT, AND
 (B) NO SUGAR
 FOR YOU!!
 CAN I GET
 SOME FREE
 CANDY? CAN
 YOU MAKE IT
 idI HAPPEN?
 JUST SOME
 CHOCOLATE
 MAYBE?
 YEAH!
 UNLESS
 YOU HAVE
 FRIENDS
 WHO WORK
 AT THE
 CANDY
 STORE, LIKE
 ME
 THERE'S
 NO SUCH
 THING AS ErS
 A FREE
 RIDE,
 DUDE!
 YEAH,
 ACTUALLY
 WE'RE SITTING
 IN A MOVIE
 THEATER FOR
 TWO HOURS,
 DUDE... I DON'T
 WANT YOU
 GETTING ALL
 GRABBY.
 NO
 SUGAR?!
 OH, DOES !銆
 IT'S REALLY
 FOR THE
 BEST THAT
 HE DIDN'T
 HE GET UP
 TO GO PEE
 HALFWAY
 HALFWAY?
 TRY SIX
 TIMES
 THAT'S A
 RECORD,
 NOT AN
 AVERAGE!
 GET A DRINK,THROUGH
 EITHER.
 THE
 MOVIE?
 4.
draconian62:

FCBD:Free Scott Pilgrim

draconian62: FCBD:Free Scott Pilgrim

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 power ups: OCREATUREBOX
Once Cross-Eye found the infamous power-up, taking down the Korrilean Army was going to be a sinch. robot illustration letsdothis cartoon powerup

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