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Alive, Bitch, and Chill: YOU MATCHED WITH ON 24/10/18 Important question: when you do finger guns, do you stick up both pointer and middle finger or just pointer? Wed, 24 Oct, 8:20 am Both? Haha Wed, 24 Oct, 9:25 pm What about sounds? What do you do when you shoot? Pew pew? Haha Say we had a duel and I whipped out both hands, would that be too far? Hmm...you better be prepared for when i wip out two hands pew pew sounds* "I dodgeroll to the nearest table flipping it in one swift motion for cover * flips table in slow motion puts finger guns to head* Are you feelin lucky...punk? sweat beads down my forehead* Ok, ok, you got me "you feel a finger poke the back of your head* You hear a somewhat familiar Boston accent say "Do you?" You turn around and to your surprise you see Danny Devito standing behind you. He's on my side gulp *slowly lowers fingers guns Chill..violence is NOT the answer, okay?. jumps up and shoots Danny in the shoulder* *you feel a finger gun on your back, you slowly turn to see Clint Eastwood behind you *the cold finger on my back sends a shiver down my spine* "He starts whistling This is the End by The Doors, great song. "This is how I wish to go out"I say calmly, accepting my fate Are you are fucking writer? And then boom I open my eyes to see that I am still alive and well. Not Clint However I look at you in shock as you lower your finger gun. Clint collapses to the ground "You're welcome" you say I wish Imao " wait, why did i shoot him?.."i ask, very confused... "You fall to the ground, you're about to faint I rush over to you to catch you Succeeding You go cold then all of a sudden a shadow rushes over you Danny Devito's possession got it's revenge* We both wave the white flag and go grab a couple of drinks laughing about what just took place " cheers", i say, holding my basic white bitch drink over to yours (vodka soda) The first conversation between myself and my (now) girlfriend
Alive, Bitch, and Chill: YOU MATCHED WITH
 ON 24/10/18
 Important question: when you do
 finger guns, do you stick up both
 pointer and middle finger or just
 pointer?
 Wed, 24 Oct, 8:20 am
 Both? Haha
 Wed, 24 Oct, 9:25 pm
 What about sounds? What do
 you do when you shoot?
 Pew pew? Haha
 Say we had a duel and I whipped
 out both hands, would that be
 too far?
 Hmm...you better be prepared
 for when i wip out two hands
 pew pew sounds*
 "I dodgeroll to the nearest table
 flipping it in one swift motion for
 cover
 * flips table in slow motion
 puts finger guns to head*
 Are you feelin lucky...punk?
 sweat beads down my
 forehead*
 Ok, ok, you got me
 "you feel a finger poke the back
 of your head*
 You hear a somewhat familiar
 Boston accent say "Do you?"
 You turn around and to your
 surprise you see Danny Devito
 standing behind you. He's on my
 side
 gulp
 *slowly lowers fingers guns
 Chill..violence is NOT the answer,
 okay?.
 jumps up and shoots Danny in
 the shoulder*
 *you feel a finger gun on your
 back, you slowly turn to see Clint
 Eastwood behind you
 *the cold finger on my back
 sends a shiver down my spine*
 "He starts whistling This is the
 End by The Doors, great song.
 "This is how I wish to go out"I
 say calmly, accepting my fate
 Are you are fucking writer?
 And then boom
 I open my eyes to see that I am
 still alive and well. Not Clint
 However
 I look at you in shock as you
 lower your finger gun. Clint
 collapses to the ground
 "You're welcome" you say
 I wish Imao
 " wait, why did i shoot him?.."i
 ask, very confused...
 "You fall to the ground, you're
 about to faint
 I rush over to you to catch you
 Succeeding
 You go cold then all of a sudden
 a shadow rushes over you
 Danny Devito's possession got
 it's revenge*
 We both wave the white flag and
 go grab a couple of drinks
 laughing about what just took
 place
 " cheers", i say, holding my
 basic white bitch drink over to
 yours
 (vodka soda)
The first conversation between myself and my (now) girlfriend

The first conversation between myself and my (now) girlfriend

Chicago, Church, and Hello: your-fave-is-catholic: Your Fave Is Catholic: John Mulaney Known for: Emmy Award winning television actor, stand-up comedian, producer. He is probably best known for being a cast member on the hit television show Saturday Night Live, but other television shows under his belt include Best Week Ever, Mayne Street, Ugly Americans, Kroll Show, The Jim Gaffigan Show, Big Mouth, several more appearances here there. He also has had his own stand-up comedy specials, those being The Top Part, John Mulaney: New In Town, John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid, John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City. Additionally, he also is part of the comedy act The Oh, Hello Show with fellow comedian Nick Kroll. He is also going to be the voice of Peter Porker/Spider Ham in the upcoming film Spider Man: Into the Spider-Verse.  Evidence of Faith: Various sources confirm that John’s father, Charles W. “Chip” Mulaney, Jr., was an Irish Catholic man. Because of this, it’s safe to say that he raised John as a Catholic. In an interview with St. Louis Today, John also confirms that he attended at Jesuit run high School (St. Ignatius in Chicago) was greatly inspired with the great missionary work adventures his teachers would go on. Additionally, somebody here on Tumblr informed the mod of some other evidence as well. In his stand-up special Kid Gorgeous at Radio City, he does a routine where he talks about going to church as a kid, that while he may poke fun at the Catholic faith, he gets offended when non-Catholics poke fun at it, since his parents are still highly religious. Lastly, in an interview with Stephen Colbert, he talks about his experience as an altar boy how they both chose their Confirmation names after their late brothers.
Chicago, Church, and Hello: your-fave-is-catholic:
Your Fave Is Catholic: John Mulaney
Known for: Emmy Award winning television actor, stand-up comedian,  producer. He is probably best known for being a cast member on the hit television show Saturday Night Live, but other television shows under his belt include Best Week Ever, Mayne Street, Ugly Americans, Kroll Show, The Jim Gaffigan Show, Big Mouth,  several more appearances here  there. He also has had his own stand-up comedy specials, those being The Top Part, John Mulaney: New In Town, John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid,  John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City. Additionally, he also is part of the comedy act The Oh, Hello Show with fellow comedian Nick Kroll. He is also going to be the voice of Peter Porker/Spider Ham in the upcoming film Spider Man: Into the Spider-Verse. 
Evidence of Faith: Various sources confirm that John’s father, Charles W. “Chip” Mulaney, Jr., was an Irish Catholic man. Because of this, it’s safe to say that he raised John as a Catholic. In an interview with St. Louis Today, John also confirms that he attended at Jesuit run high School (St. Ignatius in Chicago)  was greatly inspired with the great missionary work  adventures his teachers would go on. Additionally, somebody here on Tumblr informed the mod of some other evidence as well. In his stand-up special Kid Gorgeous at Radio City, he does a routine where he talks about going to church as a kid,  that while he may poke fun at the Catholic faith, he gets offended when non-Catholics poke fun at it, since his parents are still highly religious. Lastly, in an interview with Stephen Colbert, he talks about his experience as an altar boy  how they both chose their Confirmation names after their late brothers.

your-fave-is-catholic: Your Fave Is Catholic: John Mulaney Known for: Emmy Award winning television actor, stand-up comedian, producer. He ...

Ass, Bad, and Chill: I miss the " Hold em off just until Goku gets here" Squad These were just the most disappointing set of homies you could ask for. Don’t get me wrong THIER loyalty is unmatched but in real battle situations they are capable of handling zero type of smoke. Boy Goku couldn’t catch that quick nappy in the medical machine before the earth get blown to pieces. Piccolo deserves way more credit. He the step father who gets no credit. Chi chi should have been throwing that ass back in the name of planet namek for raising Gohan. They pulling up to a gun fight with a pack of yugioh cards. Let’s start with Yamaha and how he should have been swallowed. This the type of homie you don’t feel bad for because instead of him training in the hyperbolic time chamber he on pornhub and playing Krillin just ain’t drink enough milk. He what Calilou could have been if he hit puberty. Krillin the type of nigga to eat the food you drop on the ground. This boy been dead more times then Butters from South Park V. Nigga tien was prob the most disspointment if all. He Capping hard as fuck with all them muscles just to get knocked out with a Ki blast. I’ll poke that nigga in his third eye if he come to close to me. And don’t even start me on Chiaotzu. Boy was a full blown domestic terrorist. He always tryna blow him self yo like chill Iil nigga. He wanted to be cell jr so bad.
Ass, Bad, and Chill: I miss the " Hold em off just until
 Goku gets here" Squad
These were just the most disappointing set of homies you could ask for. Don’t get me wrong THIER loyalty is unmatched but in real battle situations they are capable of handling zero type of smoke. Boy Goku couldn’t catch that quick nappy in the medical machine before the earth get blown to pieces. Piccolo deserves way more credit. He the step father who gets no credit. Chi chi should have been throwing that ass back in the name of planet namek for raising Gohan. They pulling up to a gun fight with a pack of yugioh cards. Let’s start with Yamaha and how he should have been swallowed. This the type of homie you don’t feel bad for because instead of him training in the hyperbolic time chamber he on pornhub and playing Krillin just ain’t drink enough milk. He what Calilou could have been if he hit puberty. Krillin the type of nigga to eat the food you drop on the ground. This boy been dead more times then Butters from South Park V. Nigga tien was prob the most disspointment if all. He Capping hard as fuck with all them muscles just to get knocked out with a Ki blast. I’ll poke that nigga in his third eye if he come to close to me. And don’t even start me on Chiaotzu. Boy was a full blown domestic terrorist. He always tryna blow him self yo like chill Iil nigga. He wanted to be cell jr so bad.

These were just the most disappointing set of homies you could ask for. Don’t get me wrong THIER loyalty is unmatched but in real battle sit...

Beyonce, Bitch, and Cheating: What girls really do when they go to the bathroom together Birds of a feather gone flock together. Every dude knows how annoying it is when you drop game on a girl but her friend be the Mutumbo of cock blocking. Girls move as a unit when it comes to their friends. Especially when going to the bathroom. Wanna bet? Take two female friends and put them on opposite ends of the world. Now let one of them go to the bathroom, when the other friend accepts her distress signal she goes as well. God be making people like that. I can’t have homies who girls have they passcode. This is like having the codes to launch nuclear missels. It’s unsafe. My boy Abel was the light skin of light skins so you know his girl wore the pants in the relationship. Me and him on double dates with our ladies. Him and his girl stay fighting. “If you not cheating let me see them text messages”. Boy silent like a mouse. She bonk gang that boy phone and went to the bathroom. Every girl in the restaurant stood up. I reached for my girl, another girl comes up to hold me back. This was a scene straight from iRobot. Every dude watched as all the girls crammed into the bathroom like a middle school fight. There was no one in the kitchen now. One dude went to knock on the door to check on his girl, there was no answer. He tried to poke his head in and caught a hit that sent him flying through the store front. That nigga dead now. I look and it’s worse than what I expected. The single friend is behind all the. It’s always the ones built like Ursula that be Bitter and bitchy. She got all our girls in some kind of bitter bitch spell. Girls be the FBI agents we keep joking about. Within minutes they were able to find every text, convo, phone call and transaction made. Had all that on big screen like we at a football game. We went to trial in a McDonald’s. There had to be bias during the trial. Every girl there listened to Beyoncé. We stood no chance. The jury found my nigga Abel guilty on 10 counts of cheating, polygamy, lying under oath, no ambition and Good dick. Whole squad guilty by association. That boy Abel serving 10 years in fuckboy purgatory. The system is constantly coming for black men. We all single now. Pray for Abel. He dropped the ball and hopefull
Beyonce, Bitch, and Cheating: What girls really do when they go to
 the bathroom together
Birds of a feather gone flock together. Every dude knows how annoying it is when you drop game on a girl but her friend be the Mutumbo of cock blocking. Girls move as a unit when it comes to their friends. Especially when going to the bathroom. Wanna bet? Take two female friends and put them on opposite ends of the world. Now let one of them go to the bathroom, when the other friend accepts her distress signal she goes as well. God be making people like that. I can’t have homies who girls have they passcode. This is like having the codes to launch nuclear missels. It’s unsafe. My boy Abel was the light skin of light skins so you know his girl wore the pants in the relationship. Me and him on double dates with our ladies. Him and his girl stay fighting. “If you not cheating let me see them text messages”. Boy silent like a mouse. She bonk gang that boy phone and went to the bathroom. Every girl in the restaurant stood up. I reached for my girl, another girl comes up to hold me back. This was a scene straight from iRobot. Every dude watched as all the girls crammed into the bathroom like a middle school fight. There was no one in the kitchen now. One dude went to knock on the door to check on his girl, there was no answer. He tried to poke his head in and caught a hit that sent him flying through the store front. That nigga dead now. I look and it’s worse than what I expected. The single friend is behind all the. It’s always the ones built like Ursula that be Bitter and bitchy. She got all our girls in some kind of bitter bitch spell. Girls be the FBI agents we keep joking about. Within minutes they were able to find every text, convo, phone call and transaction made. Had all that on big screen like we at a football game. We went to trial in a McDonald’s. There had to be bias during the trial. Every girl there listened to Beyoncé. We stood no chance. The jury found my nigga Abel guilty on 10 counts of cheating, polygamy, lying under oath, no ambition and Good dick. Whole squad guilty by association. That boy Abel serving 10 years in fuckboy purgatory. The system is constantly coming for black men. We all single now. Pray for Abel. He dropped the ball and hopefull

Birds of a feather gone flock together. Every dude knows how annoying it is when you drop game on a girl but her friend be the Mutumbo of co...