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    playing: My mom started coughing and my dad isn’t playing
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    playing: Henneth Paltrow was losing her patience at the commoners who kept playing truth-or-dare during social isolation.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                playing: Henneth Paltrow was losing her patience at the commoners who kept playing truth-or-dare during social isolation.
                
            

            
            
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    playing: Lol I already told you no! Now stop playing on my phone smh by k_crown
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How to get a guitar player to stop playing
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    playing: femestella:Taylor Swift Discusses Her White Privilege
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    playing: chrispalmermusic:

How to get a guitar player to stop playing
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    playing: sushinfood:

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit


Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                playing: sushinfood:

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit


Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

                
            

            
            
sushinfood:

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







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    playing: Taylor Swift Discusses Her White Privilege
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    playing: epicjohndoe:

Playing frisbee like a boss…
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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Playing frisbee like a boss…
                
                

                
            

            
            
epicjohndoe:

Playing frisbee like a boss…

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    playing: zebrafeets-art:

guess who started playing the witcher 3 a million years late
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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guess who started playing the witcher 3 a million years late
                
            

            
            
zebrafeets-art:

guess who started playing the witcher 3 a million years late

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    playing: starrboned-art:

Aggressively playing the lutePlease do not repost without permission



    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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Aggressively playing the lutePlease do not repost without permission



                
                

                
            

            
            
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    playing: My 5 year old just learned that 911 still works on old cell phones. He was playing cops and robbers with his brother… and apparently needed backup.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    playing: My 5 year old just learned that 911 still works on old cell phones. He was playing cops and robbers with his brother… and apparently needed backup.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                playing: My 5 year old just learned that 911 still works on old cell phones. He was playing cops and robbers with his brother… and apparently needed backup.
                
            

            
            
My 5 year old just learned that 911 still works on old cell phones. He was playing cops and robbers with his brother… and apparently need...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    playing: Perks of playing JUMBLE
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    playing: Playing video games with gf
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    playing: epicdndmemes:

90% trying to play, 10% actually playing
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                playing: epicdndmemes:

90% trying to play, 10% actually playing
                
            

            
            
epicdndmemes:

90% trying to play, 10% actually playing

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    playing: Playing Dark Souls, this is true to a good extent
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                playing: Playing Dark Souls, this is true to a good extent
                
            

            
            
Playing Dark Souls, this is true to a good extent