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Play Kickball: marvel characters as john mulaney quotes vol. 2 killmonger: "all right what am i gonna do today? i'll walk up and say hello. no, that's to0 subtle. i'm gonna push him. and i'm gonna say 'i'm new in town. no, no hold back. save it. build to that." iron fist: "i was bullied for being asian-american...and the biggest problem with that..is that i am not asian-american." clint barton: "my friend john, who is now a father, this man now has a baby, he grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground, and yelled 'scatter!" rhodey: "i don't like arguments. some people like to argue...i think it's because really ordinary arguments can get really dramatic really quickly." mantis: "i had no standard for how i should be treated as a human being. you could do anything to me. i was just like a young motown singer. just shiny and dumb was and easy to trick." thor: "my dad loved us. he just didn't care about our general happiness or self-esteem." michelle: "the gym teacher would tell me to play kickball and i'd be like 'you want me to do what?" peggy carter: "she definitely march into paris. she always gives saw the nazis me this look of like 'oh the thingsi have seen, you c*cksucker. you have no idea." rocket: "it's wrong to make fun of people, but it's so fun sometimes." loki: "you know how i'm filled with rage? i'm horny and angry all the time...and i have SO no outlet for it." steve rogers: "where was i? i'm not gay, but i might be...and i have a girlfriend and she's a female person." #movies: mcu #character: erik killmonger #character: iron fist #character: clint barton/hawkeye #cha... See all 1,155 notes I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.
Play Kickball: marvel characters as
 john mulaney quotes
 vol. 2
 killmonger: "all right what am i gonna do
 today? i'll walk up and say hello. no, that's to0
 subtle. i'm gonna push him. and i'm gonna
 say 'i'm new in town. no, no hold back. save
 it. build to that."
 iron fist: "i was bullied for being
 asian-american...and the biggest problem
 with that..is that i am not asian-american."
 clint barton: "my friend john, who is now a
 father, this man now has a baby, he grabbed
 a 40, smashed it on the ground, and yelled
 'scatter!"
 rhodey: "i don't like arguments. some
 people
 like to argue...i think it's because really
 ordinary arguments can get really dramatic
 really quickly."
 mantis: "i had no standard for how i should
 be treated as a human being. you could
 do anything to me. i was just like a young
 motown singer.
 just shiny and dumb
 was
 and easy to trick."
 thor: "my dad loved us. he just didn't care
 about our
 general happiness or
 self-esteem."
 michelle: "the gym teacher would tell me to
 play kickball and i'd be like 'you want me to
 do what?"
 peggy carter: "she definitely
 march into paris. she always gives
 saw the nazis
 me this
 look of like 'oh the thingsi have seen, you
 c*cksucker. you have no idea."
 rocket: "it's wrong to make fun of people, but
 it's so fun sometimes."
 loki: "you know how i'm filled with rage? i'm
 horny and angry all the time...and i have
 SO
 no outlet for it."
 steve rogers: "where was i? i'm not gay, but i
 might be...and i have a girlfriend and she's a
 female person."
 #movies: mcu #character: erik killmonger
 #character: iron fist
 #character: clint barton/hawkeye #cha...
 See all
 1,155 notes
I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.

I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.

Play Kickball: Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)16:06:18 No.384379762 File: 1330635978 gif-(328 KB, 500x281, 8947_deac.gif) Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)15:22:57 No.384373352 File: 1330633377.png-(126 KB, 501x321, face.png) Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)16:59:20 No.384387792 File: 1330639160 jpg-(146 KB, 500x375, tumblr_lyw9sbJhyX1qzyhfjo1_500.jpg) Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)16:28:32 No.384383120 File: 1330637312 jpg-(15 KB, 450x300, DoctorWho.jpg) 22384378728 Indeed, it was glorious. 22384372443 You have no idea Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three part VIII: End of the Beginning of the End >>384382097 The Tale of Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three Part V: Field Day. >l was forced to remove Ray from the team because of the Prom incident, but we're still fast friends even after he graduates >I'm entering my third year of teaching, and Fat's junior year It's taken all summer, but Ive finally figured out my plan. can't get damaged -in- school, or they'd find a way to blame me or the school. I have to find a way to get Fats to damage Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three part 3: Revenge of the Shit Even Moar. >Later the same year as the baseball field incident >It's Homecoming Day; which means we don't do shit, and there are various activities for the kids. >Cramming for my final exam in childhood education, to get my Masters. Class is taking notes while I press shit on powerpoint barely paying attention. >Suddenly hear a girl in my class scream >Stand up, expecting someone to have a knife, because I teach in one of the shittiest schools in the nation >Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three have walked in, and started screaming Retard Speech at this girl, trying to steal her orange fanta >I have had just about enough of this fucking shit. >Grab Fats Mcgee by his chub arm >Fats starts screaming and struggling >His buddies start crying >Teaching about Mental Disorders, ironically >Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three walk in out of the blue, and sit in desks. "Uh. What are you doing? >Sitting on bleachers, studying because I'm a fucking nerd. >Hear clanking >Look up >Oh fucking christ >Here comes Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three >Fats tries to do the 'cool slide' the bullies do in movies, and ends up slamming into me. >The stink. He smells like 4 day old boiled cabbage that has been left out in the sun, and marinated in piss and horse jizz >His Retard Three sit infront of me, facing me >Female friend passes by, is clearly pleased with my freindliness' towards the Tards >Choose to accept brownie points, but hope in my heart that the look of terror on my face betrays the idea I'm being friendly >The Three are still staring. One is drooling, and it's starting to pool on my book "Uh can you stop that? me outside of school. ow for a fact Fats is turning 18 soon, because he was held back a year in middle school, so I could get him tried as an adult. use a cookie to befriend onef his Retard Thres and c > learn that Fat's birthday is March 31st. The second semester of his Junior year >Excellent While I plan, I continue being a good teacher, and am close to getting my PhD One day, after moving to a new classroom, Fats begins to fade from my mind because I'm not so close to him Then it happens. hase >retard looks at me >starts emitting this horrible, screech-gurgle noise >mfw >The noise continues dou >Start preparing to evacuate class >Fats Mcgee suddenly lowers his head >Vomits all over the fucking desk >all over the floor There are undigested hunks of hotdog floating around in his stomach acid >The other three Tardlets that followed Fats MCgee start laughing and running around the room >l go to get the Tard Guard >Tard Guard have gone outside to let the Retards flail- I mean play kickball- on the baseball field "Uh, there's... Three of them in my room" >Oh will you bring them up here >No, come get them >Lead Tard Guard down to classroom >Tard Guard rounds up Fats Mcgee and the Retard Three Walks out >Don't even care >Drag Fats Mcgee back to the Tard Cage AKA Thunderdome >Throw open door during quiet time Part VIII part 2 incoming >Scream at Tard Guard "SECOND TIME THIS SEMESTER, AND AFTER ONE OF YOU HAVE BEEN FIRED BECAUSE OF IT. LEARN TO DO YOUR JOB. >Shove Fats in >Friends follow Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12Thu)17:00:33 No.384387979 File: 1330639233 jpg-(20 KB, 460x358, doctor-who-regeneration.jpg) >SCREEEECH >Walk back to classroom, but not before seeing that Fats had royally shit himself. Bad enough that it doesn't even look like a stain; it looks like shit is actually dr >Laugh all the way back to my classroom >Slam door SCREEEECH >SCREECH >Fats is screeching in my ear >Life starts flashing before my eyes >Baseball player walks up, starts making loud noises, telling the Retards to 'go the fuck away >l become best friends with a player of mine, Ray. Hell be important later. >Begin plotting my revenge. >Notice that there's shit stains on the bleacher next to me, and the book I was studying is ruined. I have a desk that sits right infront of a window; because lI'm an outdoorsman at heart and love the sun. >Suddenly, I hear a huge bang on the window, and nearly go flying out of my chair >stare up, and there's fats. >It looks like he just ate a small animal. His face is covered, literally, in Ketchup, hunks of food, and other shit. At this point, Fats has grown a Pedo Beard. He has vegetables and shit hanging from his maw >stare, knowing my fate is only seperated by a thin layer of glass. >Let students watch Man V. S. Wild for the rest of class. >Hand sanitze so much the rest of the day. I start taking skin of. >Don't even give a fuck >Doesn't do anything about the vomit desk >Have to teach outside all day because of the fucking smell. >He slides his face around the window, and it's visibly greasy from where his skin, not the food, has touched it. He also leaves a trail of ketchup. >He mouths Deeeebuuuuuul through the window before getting called away by a Tard Guard, and taken back to Thunderdome >A few days later, incidents resume. He now knows where I am. I'm teaching U.S. History, when suddenly Fats and The Three burst in, stinking up the room almost instantly. >l look >Oh my fucking jesus, no. They have shit in their hands. >Fats locks eyes with me. >He waddles up to the whiteboard, and starts smearing shit all over it, and my projector screen. >One of his friends smears shit all over the picture of my, at the time, 4 year old daughter. >Nearly beat the hell out of the Tardlet, and eventually resort to screaming and flailing to make them flee >I need to put my plan into action. >Move to new bleacher >Resume revenge plot Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)15:38:01 No.384375601 File: 1330634281 ipg-(102 KB , 640x480, 132810120447-The-End-of-Time-d(...) jpg) Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)16:17:35 No.384381482 File: 1330636655.gif-(1.17 MB, 330x182, What+the+gif+doctor+who.gif) >>384374240 Very well. This is the first time I met four men that changed my life. This is the first time I met. Fats Mcgee, and his Retard Three. Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12Thu)16:42-41 No.384385112 File: 1330638161.gif-(110 KB, 600x350, 302_the_shakespeare_code 1 gif) Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three part IV: The Field is alive (With the sound of Tard Rage) The Tale of Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three Part VI: An Exchange of Blows. This honor goes to Ray more than anything- If you're out there, man. This was fucking glorious. Fats must be a sophomore about this point. I have my Masters, and plan on working >First year teaching on my Doctorate soon. >lve become the Baseball coach, because the previous one was arrested for diddling the pickle of students >Lead students towards Field for fourth block, which is Practice/Strength and Conditioning >Be teaching Freshman History in the cafeteria, due to the size of the class. >Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three walk in, push past me, go to vending machine Turn around to bitch them out >Second Semester of Fats Sophmore year >There have been many minor events between Part V and Part VI, but nothing that wouldn't be much more than a repeat. >Has been dealing with Fats Mcgees shit for two and a half years now >Me and Ray, who is a senior, have become steadfast allies against the Tard Menace >l discover that I'm going to have to cancel practice the day before a big game because of a Disco-Themed Prom for the Tard Empire >Begin plotting with Ray. >Ray finds Fats friend alone at some point. >He gives Fat's friend fifteen dollars to, in the middle of prom, whip his dick out and start rubbing Fats with it. >Ray convinces me to go to the Prom where he's being a Peer Buddy, telling me that it'll be worth it >Sitting, being bored and irritated at Ray >Suddenly, one of the Retard Three whips out his dick and starts rubbing it against Fats. >Fats panics, and starts screeching >Tard Guard is otherwised occupied >oh my god Ray you didn't >oh my god I totally did coach >Suddenly, Fats goes into Rage Mode: Final Form >Fats whips out his own, chode-like Tard Penis and starts 'dueling' his friend, screaming in Tard Rage >The Tard Friend has no idea >Fats suddenly grabs his Tard Friend and hurls him into a big, plastic pillar they set up for pictures >The pillar falls nearly crushing the Tard Guard Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)17:07:39 No.384389158 File: 1330639659 jpg-(26 KB, 600x337, tennant.as px.jpg) >Tards are on field >See they're retarded >Fats Mcgee locks eyes with me >l am suddenly very, very aware of just how large and ape-like Fats Mcgee is. >In those eyes, I see no desire except that to inflict violence >Fats Mcgee gets his arm stuck in vending machine, trying to reach up to pull Chips out. >Suddenly a lot less intimidated. >Fats Mcgee starts screaming and flailing Twists his arm bad. >Calmly ask Tard Guard if they can wrap it up, since the Tards only have the field for third block >Tard Guard, a hot one that I actually like, starts rounding them up, doing her job. Fats Mcgee decides >Fats looks at me >Starts running away from Tard Guard >Tard Guard, begins pursuit >Fats runs up the bleachers He gets to the top, and hurls his bluejeans at the Tard Guard >The Tard Guard is pegged, and is now wrapped in shit-covered blue jeans. >Fats The Tale of Fats McGee and his Retard Three, Part VIll: A Farewell to Arms part I continue what will be a war until he graduates >Finally, March rolls around. April 1st comes. >lt is time >l start learning Fat's pattern. What he does for 'fun >lt turns out, Fats is an avid fan of movies, and loves going to the cinema. Finally, I use my Spy to learn when Fats is going to be at a movie >l drive to the theatre, and spot Fats in line. >t's time. I prepare myself, before walking towards the movie. I don't let him see me until we're in the concession line. Just my luck. They made fresh popcorn, and Fe had a bucket. This is going to hurt really fucking bad, but it'll be worth it. >Fats turns around. >Simply stare Tard Guard come in, start trying to free him The Retard Three are flailing around, crying >My entire class has stopped to watch the Chaos. > One of the Retard Three starts blaming me, in his sputtering retard tone showing immense stamina, capable of running while creating a massive fucking trail >He spins every time a Guard gets close, becoming a -literal- whirlwind of shit. >Tard points at me, finally stops running "DEUVUBUBBBIIL mfw "Wut." >We practiced in the gym that day Mouth Found you, Fucknugget. >Fats starts screaming Sing me to my sleep, /b/. Incoming FINAL BOSS BATTLE >Fats Mcgee wets himself, lies there in a puddle of urine crying, arm in the vending machine. >Firefighters had to come and cut the vending machine to shit to free him. Thus begins a legend of unstoppable tard >His eves lock with mine one final time as they lead him away >l see in those eyes smoldering rage. >This job is going to suck. Part VI Part 2, coming in just a moment. Anonymous (ID: zouj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)17:15:38 No.384390502 File: 1330640138 ipg-(117 KB, 500x282, doctonwhoeot2_9.jpg) Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12Thu)17:11:51 No.384389884 File: 1330639911.gif-(496 KB, 500x278, doctorwho10idontwanttogo.gif) Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)15:55:21 No.384378182 File: 1330635321.jpg-(16 KB, 640x368, hessuchachild.jpg) Anonymous (ID: zouj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)16:43:55 No.384385314 File: 1330638235 jpg-(66 KB, 470x280, 316472.jpg) The Final Story of Fats and his Retard Three The Final Story of Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three >l press charges, his Mother rages and says I provoked him. >Teachers from school testify that Fats was always incredibly agressive and rage- 2>384375601 The Tales of Fats Mcgee and the Retard Three Part I >All. Helll. Breaks. Loose. >Fats has removed his pants completely, and is waving his dick around, pissing on everything. >The Retard Three have all started cock dueling >I'm staring, awestruck, at what Ray has wrought. filled >Stare down Fats >Every Incident. He ever. Caused. is brought into it. >Fats is found guilty as an Adult of 4th Degree Assault, and is given 9 months in Jail + a 5,000 dollar fine walk out of the Court House. >Stare up at the clouds. it is finished >No matter what happens, no matter how old I get >ll never forget.. Fats Mcgee. And his Retard Three >And if you ever plan on tarding it up in my school Just remember who stands between you, and chaos, you snivelling little Down Shit. >Six months after the first incident >Fats starts freaking the fuck out, and shaking. >Mother turns towards me, eyes widen as she recognizes me. Just grin. >Fats suddenly throws the steaming popcorn at me, and lunges on me. >I'm getting wailed on by a Retard >Security suddenly comes and yanks him off >Spot one Security Guard that looks familiar >Holy shit, it's Ray. >Police are called, because lI'm bleeding. >Sitting in classroom, working on some school stuff (At this point, I'm trying to get my Masters) >Hear running in hall >Glance up Fats Mcgee and his retard three are running down the hall bursting into classrooms and waving to teachers that actually like them >Stare as they burst into my classroom Fats looks at me >oh fucking jesus, the end is here >Fats slams into me at full Retard Speed, and starts screaming in my face. >Ray pulls him off, but gets in trouble later for 'Attacking the kid because of Ultimate Mother Bitch Mode l stand, covered in Tard Urine and Shit Will shower forever when I get home l think at that point, Thus, the beginning of the End had arrived >One waves >Don't wave back Please go, you're disrupting my classroom." Tard walks in Eatc zed how bad he fucked up., Because he just started crying. >Stares I stare back >Let's out the same high-pitched gurgle noise, a noise I'd come to call The Song of the Tard >Starts trying to take the pile of essay's I'm grading wtf stop >Tard Guard walks in "oh there you are" "oh there you" "oh there" And thus ends, the Tale of Fats Mcgee. Fats Mcgee, And >"oh >This Tard Guard managed to lose her Tards Cough slightly "What they can't help it." "l personally don't agree they can't help it, because I have a special education family member who doesn't act like that. Please leave." BITCHMODE THREE THOUSAND ENGAGED >l get bitched at >Go to principal office with Tard Guard "HE GOT ALL UPPITY BECAUSE MY SPECIAL ED STUDENT ENTERED HIS CLASSROOM HE MUST HATE SPECIAL ED" Why weren't they with you? >Dumb bitch goes quiet She gets fired two weeks later Mfw His Retard Three Fats McGee and the retard three : classic4chan
Play Kickball: Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)16:06:18 No.384379762
 File: 1330635978 gif-(328 KB, 500x281, 8947_deac.gif)
 Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)15:22:57 No.384373352
 File: 1330633377.png-(126 KB, 501x321, face.png)
 Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)16:59:20 No.384387792
 File: 1330639160 jpg-(146 KB, 500x375, tumblr_lyw9sbJhyX1qzyhfjo1_500.jpg)
 Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)16:28:32 No.384383120
 File: 1330637312 jpg-(15 KB, 450x300, DoctorWho.jpg)
 22384378728
 Indeed, it was glorious.
 22384372443
 You have no idea
 Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three part VIII: End of the Beginning of the End
 >>384382097
 The Tale of Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three Part V: Field Day.
 >l was forced to remove Ray from the team because of the Prom incident, but we're still fast friends even after he
 graduates
 >I'm entering my third year of teaching, and Fat's junior year It's taken all summer, but Ive finally figured out my plan.
 can't get damaged -in- school, or they'd find a way to blame me or the school. I have to find a way to get Fats to damage
 Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three part 3: Revenge of the Shit
 Even Moar.
 >Later the same year as the baseball field incident
 >It's Homecoming Day; which means we don't do shit, and there are various activities for the kids.
 >Cramming for my final exam in childhood education, to get my Masters. Class is taking notes while I press shit on powerpoint barely paying attention.
 >Suddenly hear a girl in my class scream
 >Stand up, expecting someone to have a knife, because I teach in one of the shittiest schools in the nation
 >Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three have walked in, and started screaming Retard Speech at this girl, trying to steal her orange fanta
 >I have had just about enough of this fucking shit.
 >Grab Fats Mcgee by his chub arm
 >Fats starts screaming and struggling
 >His buddies start crying
 >Teaching about Mental Disorders, ironically
 >Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three walk in out of the blue, and sit in desks.
 "Uh. What are you doing?
 >Sitting on bleachers, studying because I'm a fucking nerd.
 >Hear clanking
 >Look up
 >Oh fucking christ
 >Here comes Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three
 >Fats tries to do the 'cool slide' the bullies do in movies, and ends up slamming into me.
 >The stink. He smells like 4 day old boiled cabbage that has been left out in the sun, and marinated in piss and horse jizz
 >His Retard Three sit infront of me, facing me
 >Female friend passes by, is clearly pleased with my freindliness' towards the Tards
 >Choose to accept brownie points, but hope in my heart that the look of terror on my face betrays the idea I'm being friendly
 >The Three are still staring. One is drooling, and it's starting to pool on my book
 "Uh can you stop that?
 me outside of school.
 ow for a fact Fats is turning 18 soon, because he was held back a year in middle school, so I could get him tried as an adult.
 use a cookie to befriend onef his Retard Thres and c
 > learn that Fat's birthday is March 31st. The second semester of his Junior year
 >Excellent
 While I plan, I continue being a good teacher, and am close to getting my PhD
 One day, after moving to a new classroom, Fats begins to fade from my mind because I'm not so close to him
 Then it happens.
 hase
 >retard looks at me
 >starts emitting this horrible, screech-gurgle noise
 >mfw
 >The noise continues
 dou
 >Start preparing to evacuate class
 >Fats Mcgee suddenly lowers his head
 >Vomits all over the fucking desk
 >all over the floor
 There are undigested hunks of hotdog floating around in his stomach acid
 >The other three Tardlets that followed Fats MCgee start laughing and running around the room
 >l go to get the Tard Guard
 >Tard Guard have gone outside to let the Retards flail- I mean play kickball- on the baseball field
 "Uh, there's... Three of them in my room"
 >Oh will you bring them up here
 >No, come get them
 >Lead Tard Guard down to classroom
 >Tard Guard rounds up Fats Mcgee and the Retard Three
 Walks out
 >Don't even care
 >Drag Fats Mcgee back to the Tard Cage AKA Thunderdome
 >Throw open door during quiet time
 Part VIII part 2 incoming
 >Scream at Tard Guard
 "SECOND TIME THIS SEMESTER, AND AFTER ONE OF YOU HAVE BEEN FIRED BECAUSE OF IT. LEARN TO DO YOUR JOB.
 >Shove Fats in
 >Friends follow
 Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12Thu)17:00:33 No.384387979
 File: 1330639233 jpg-(20 KB, 460x358, doctor-who-regeneration.jpg)
 >SCREEEECH
 >Walk back to classroom, but not before seeing that Fats had royally shit himself. Bad enough that it doesn't even look like a stain; it looks like shit is actually dr
 >Laugh all the way back to my classroom
 >Slam door
 SCREEEECH
 >SCREECH
 >Fats is screeching in my ear
 >Life starts flashing before my eyes
 >Baseball player walks up, starts making loud noises, telling the Retards to 'go the fuck away
 >l become best friends with a player of mine, Ray. Hell be important later.
 >Begin plotting my revenge.
 >Notice that there's shit stains on the bleacher next to me, and the book I was studying is ruined.
 I have a desk that sits right infront of a window; because lI'm an outdoorsman at heart and love the sun.
 >Suddenly, I hear a huge bang on the window, and nearly go flying out of my chair
 >stare up, and there's fats.
 >It looks like he just ate a small animal. His face is covered, literally, in Ketchup, hunks of food, and other shit.
 At this point, Fats has grown a Pedo Beard. He has vegetables and shit hanging from his maw
 >stare, knowing my fate is only seperated by a thin layer of glass.
 >Let students watch Man V. S. Wild for the rest of class.
 >Hand sanitze so much the rest of the day. I start taking skin of.
 >Don't even give a fuck
 >Doesn't do anything about the vomit desk
 >Have to teach outside all day because of the fucking smell.
 >He slides his face around the window, and it's visibly greasy from where his skin, not the food, has touched it. He also leaves a trail of ketchup.
 >He mouths Deeeebuuuuuul through the window before getting called away by a Tard Guard, and taken back to Thunderdome
 >A few days later, incidents resume. He now knows where I am. I'm teaching U.S. History, when suddenly Fats and The Three burst in, stinking up the room almost instantly.
 >l look
 >Oh my fucking jesus, no.
 They have shit in their hands.
 >Fats locks eyes with me.
 >He waddles up to the whiteboard, and starts smearing shit all over it, and my projector screen.
 >One of his friends smears shit all over the picture of my, at the time, 4 year old daughter.
 >Nearly beat the hell out of the Tardlet, and eventually resort to screaming and flailing to make them flee
 >I need to put my plan into action.
 >Move to
 new bleacher
 >Resume revenge plot
 Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)15:38:01 No.384375601
 File: 1330634281 ipg-(102 KB , 640x480, 132810120447-The-End-of-Time-d(...) jpg)
 Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)16:17:35 No.384381482
 File: 1330636655.gif-(1.17 MB, 330x182, What+the+gif+doctor+who.gif)
 >>384374240
 Very well. This is the first time I met four men that changed my life. This
 is the first time I met.
 Fats Mcgee, and his Retard Three.
 Anonymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12Thu)16:42-41 No.384385112
 File: 1330638161.gif-(110 KB, 600x350, 302_the_shakespeare_code 1 gif)
 Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three part IV: The Field is alive (With the sound of Tard
 Rage)
 The Tale of Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three Part VI: An Exchange of Blows. This honor goes to Ray more than anything- If you're out there, man.
 This was fucking glorious.
 Fats must be a sophomore about this point. I have my Masters, and plan on working
 >First year teaching
 on my Doctorate soon.
 >lve become the Baseball coach, because the previous one was arrested for diddling the pickle of students
 >Lead students towards Field for fourth block, which is Practice/Strength and Conditioning
 >Be teaching Freshman History in the cafeteria, due to the size of the class.
 >Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three walk in, push past me, go to vending machine
 Turn around to bitch them out
 >Second Semester of Fats Sophmore year
 >There have been many minor events between Part V and Part VI, but nothing that wouldn't be much more than a repeat.
 >Has been dealing with Fats Mcgees shit for two and a half years now
 >Me and Ray, who is a senior, have become steadfast allies against the Tard Menace
 >l discover that I'm going to have to cancel practice the day before a big game because of a Disco-Themed Prom for the Tard Empire
 >Begin plotting with Ray.
 >Ray finds Fats friend alone at some point.
 >He gives Fat's friend fifteen dollars to, in the middle of prom, whip his dick out and start rubbing Fats with it.
 >Ray convinces me to go to the Prom where he's being a Peer Buddy, telling me that it'll be worth it
 >Sitting, being bored and irritated at Ray
 >Suddenly, one of the Retard Three whips out his dick and starts rubbing it against Fats.
 >Fats panics, and starts screeching
 >Tard Guard is otherwised occupied
 >oh my god Ray you didn't
 >oh my god I totally did coach
 >Suddenly, Fats goes into Rage Mode: Final Form
 >Fats whips out his own, chode-like Tard Penis and starts 'dueling' his friend, screaming in Tard Rage
 >The Tard Friend has no idea
 >Fats suddenly grabs his Tard Friend and hurls him into a big, plastic pillar they set up for pictures
 >The pillar falls nearly crushing the Tard Guard
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 >Tards are on field
 >See they're retarded
 >Fats Mcgee locks eyes with me
 >l am suddenly very, very aware of just how large and ape-like Fats Mcgee is.
 >In those eyes, I see no desire except that to inflict violence
 >Fats Mcgee gets his arm stuck in vending machine, trying to reach up to pull Chips out.
 >Suddenly a lot less intimidated.
 >Fats Mcgee starts screaming and flailing
 Twists his arm bad.
 >Calmly ask Tard Guard if they can wrap it up, since the Tards only have the field for third block
 >Tard Guard, a hot one that I actually like, starts rounding them up, doing her job.
 Fats Mcgee decides
 >Fats looks at me
 >Starts running away from Tard Guard
 >Tard Guard, begins pursuit
 >Fats runs up the bleachers He gets to the top, and hurls his bluejeans at the Tard Guard
 >The Tard Guard is pegged, and is now wrapped in shit-covered blue jeans.
 >Fats
 The Tale of Fats McGee and his Retard Three, Part VIll: A Farewell to Arms part I
 continue what will be a war until he graduates
 >Finally, March rolls around. April 1st comes.
 >lt is time
 >l start learning Fat's pattern. What he does for 'fun
 >lt turns out, Fats is an avid fan of movies, and loves going to the cinema.
 Finally, I use my Spy to learn when Fats is going to be at a movie
 >l drive to the theatre, and spot Fats in line.
 >t's time. I prepare myself, before walking towards the movie. I don't let him see me until we're in the concession line.
 Just my luck. They made fresh popcorn, and Fe had a bucket.
 This is going to hurt really fucking bad, but it'll be worth it.
 >Fats turns around.
 >Simply stare
 Tard Guard come in, start trying to free him
 The Retard Three are flailing around, crying
 >My entire class has stopped to watch the Chaos.
 > One of the Retard Three starts blaming me, in his sputtering retard tone
 showing immense stamina, capable of running while creating a massive fucking trail
 >He spins every time a Guard gets close, becoming a -literal- whirlwind of shit.
 >Tard points at me, finally stops running
 "DEUVUBUBBBIIL
 mfw
 "Wut."
 >We practiced in the gym that day
 Mouth Found you, Fucknugget.
 >Fats starts screaming
 Sing me to my sleep, /b/. Incoming FINAL BOSS BATTLE
 >Fats Mcgee wets himself, lies there in a puddle of urine crying, arm in the vending machine.
 >Firefighters had to come and cut the vending machine to shit to free him.
 Thus begins a legend of unstoppable tard
 >His eves lock with mine one final time as they lead him away
 >l see in those eyes smoldering rage.
 >This job is going to suck.
 Part VI Part 2, coming in just a moment.
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 The Final Story of Fats and his Retard Three
 The Final Story of Fats Mcgee and his Retard
 Three
 >l press charges, his Mother rages and says I provoked him.
 >Teachers from school testify that Fats was always incredibly agressive and rage-
 2>384375601
 The Tales of Fats Mcgee and the Retard Three Part I
 >All. Helll. Breaks. Loose.
 >Fats has removed his pants completely, and is waving his dick around, pissing
 on everything.
 >The Retard Three have all started cock dueling
 >I'm staring, awestruck, at what Ray has wrought.
 filled
 >Stare down Fats
 >Every Incident. He ever. Caused. is brought into it.
 >Fats is found guilty as an Adult of 4th Degree Assault, and is given 9 months in Jail + a 5,000 dollar fine
 walk out of the Court House.
 >Stare up at the clouds.
 it is finished
 >No matter what happens, no matter how old I get
 >ll never forget..
 Fats Mcgee. And his Retard Three
 >And if you ever plan on tarding it up in my school
 Just remember who stands between you, and chaos, you snivelling little Down Shit.
 >Six months after the first incident
 >Fats starts freaking the fuck out, and shaking.
 >Mother turns towards me, eyes widen as she recognizes me.
 Just grin.
 >Fats suddenly throws the steaming popcorn at me, and lunges on me.
 >I'm getting wailed on by a Retard
 >Security suddenly comes and yanks him off
 >Spot one Security Guard that looks familiar
 >Holy shit, it's Ray.
 >Police are called, because lI'm bleeding.
 >Sitting in classroom, working on some school stuff (At this point, I'm trying to get my Masters)
 >Hear running in hall
 >Glance up
 Fats Mcgee and his retard three are running down the hall bursting into classrooms and waving to teachers that actually like them
 >Stare as they burst into my classroom
 Fats looks at me
 >oh fucking jesus, the end is here
 >Fats slams into me at full Retard Speed, and starts screaming in my face.
 >Ray pulls him off, but gets in trouble later for 'Attacking the kid because of Ultimate Mother Bitch Mode
 l stand, covered in Tard Urine and Shit
 Will shower forever when I get home
 l think at that point,
 Thus, the beginning of the End had arrived
 >One waves
 >Don't wave back
 Please go, you're disrupting my classroom."
 Tard walks in
 Eatc
 zed how bad he fucked up., Because he just started crying.
 >Stares
 I stare back
 >Let's out the same high-pitched gurgle noise, a noise I'd come to call The Song of the Tard
 >Starts trying to take the pile of essay's I'm grading
 wtf stop
 >Tard Guard walks in
 "oh there you are"
 "oh there you"
 "oh there"
 And thus ends, the Tale of Fats Mcgee.
 Fats Mcgee,
 And
 >"oh
 >This Tard Guard managed to lose her Tards
 Cough slightly
 "What they can't help it."
 "l personally don't agree they can't help it, because I have a special education family member who doesn't act like that. Please leave."
 BITCHMODE THREE THOUSAND ENGAGED
 >l get bitched at
 >Go to principal office with Tard Guard
 "HE GOT ALL UPPITY BECAUSE MY SPECIAL ED STUDENT ENTERED HIS CLASSROOM HE MUST HATE SPECIAL ED"
 Why weren't they with you?
 >Dumb bitch goes quiet
 She gets fired two weeks later
 Mfw
 His Retard Three
Fats McGee and the retard three : classic4chan

Fats McGee and the retard three : classic4chan

Play Kickball: 105+ WAYS TO FIGHT "I'M BORED for even more ideas and links, visit brookeromney.com 70. Go on a nature scavenger hunt 71. Try Geo-caching 72. Build something 73. Jumprope 74. Organize your books 75. Play wall ball 76. Look through old photo albums 35. Make up a dance 36. Make up a song 37. Sing Karaoke 38. Make up a play 39. Listen to music 2. Read a book to a sibling 3. Write a story 4. Learn to draw an animal 5. Create something cool from the stuff in the recycle bin 41. Make friendship bracelets 42. Make rubberband bracelets 43. Play with Snap Circuits 44. Play with Legos 6. Write a letter to a grandparent 7. Write a letter to a missionary 8. Write a letter to your favorite teache 9. Paint with watercolors 10. Paint with fingerpairnt 11. Do sidewalk chalk 12. Create a treasure hunt for the little kids 47. Plan the next family trip 13. Baby-sit a sibling $ 14. Wash the car inside and out $ 15. Bake cookies 16. Plan the menu for the week 17. Fill up the baby pool and play in the water 52. Have an Easter Egg hunt 18. Run through the sprinklers 19. Put a sprinkler under the tramp and jump 54. Get ideas for desigining your own room 20. Weed 21. Play kickball or wiffleball 22. Work on your favorite sport 23. Get soccer, basketball, or or Chatbooks 77. Write a rhyming poem 78. Paint rocks for the garden 80. Do leaf rubs 81. Make a piece of jewelry 82. Pick veggies from the garden 83. Have a paper airplane contest 84. Do Origami 85. Learn a magic trick 86. Tell jokes 46. Plan the next family outing 48. Research a famous person from history 49. Play Laser Tag 50. Have an indoor basketball contest 51. Hide a stuffed animal and play "hot" cold" 87. Build a fort 53. Find your 10 favorite inspirationsal quotes 88. Use the Straw Builderz 90. Make a marble run 91. Grow Crystals 92. Play in the hammock 93. Make a set of markers 94. Make and play with play-doh 95. Build with Kinetic Sand 96. Make slime 97. Learn some yo-yo tricks 98. Do a puzzle 99. Have a Nerf War 100. Do your workbook 101. Make an obstacle course 102. See what you can knock with 55. Clean out the toy room $ 56. Donate all your old clothes and toys 57. Organize the pantry$ 58. Play with bubbles 59. Make your own bubbles and wands 60. Make Harry Potter wands 61. Make stress balls 62. Ride bikes or rollerblade 63. Try to Catch bugs, frogs or snakes 64. Make an ant maze 65. Research the craziest animal and tell us football game going 24. Call a friend 25. Play hide and seek or sardines 27. Play board games 28. Play a card game 29. Play a dice game 30. Make up your own game 31. Shoot a bow and arrow 32. Perfect the slackline 33. Play 4-Square 34. Play bocce ball, bean bag toss, or spikeball 69. See who can make the ugliest face in a picture all about it 66. Do family history 67. Water the garden 68. Have a water fight a catapult 103. Do a secret service 104. Learn to tie a tie 105. Collect snails 100+ Ways to Fight I'm Bored this Summer | Brooke Romney Writes
Play Kickball: 105+ WAYS TO FIGHT "I'M BORED
 for even more ideas and links, visit brookeromney.com
 70. Go on a nature scavenger hunt
 71. Try Geo-caching
 72. Build something
 73. Jumprope
 74. Organize your books
 75. Play wall ball
 76. Look through old photo albums
 35. Make up a dance
 36. Make up a song
 37. Sing Karaoke
 38. Make up a play
 39. Listen to music
 2. Read a book to a sibling
 3. Write a story
 4. Learn to draw an animal
 5. Create something cool from the
 stuff in the recycle bin
 41. Make friendship bracelets
 42. Make rubberband bracelets
 43. Play with Snap Circuits
 44. Play with Legos
 6. Write a letter to a grandparent
 7. Write a letter to a missionary
 8. Write a letter to your favorite teache
 9. Paint with watercolors
 10. Paint with fingerpairnt
 11. Do sidewalk chalk
 12. Create a treasure hunt for the little kids 47. Plan the next family trip
 13. Baby-sit a sibling $
 14. Wash the car inside and out $
 15. Bake cookies
 16. Plan the menu for the week
 17. Fill up the baby pool and play in the water 52. Have an Easter Egg hunt
 18. Run through the sprinklers
 19. Put a sprinkler under the tramp and jump 54. Get ideas for desigining your own room
 20. Weed
 21. Play kickball or wiffleball
 22. Work on your favorite sport
 23. Get soccer, basketball, or
 or Chatbooks
 77. Write a rhyming poem
 78. Paint rocks for the garden
 80. Do leaf rubs
 81. Make a piece of jewelry
 82. Pick veggies from the garden
 83. Have a paper airplane contest
 84. Do Origami
 85. Learn a magic trick
 86. Tell jokes
 46. Plan the next family outing
 48. Research a famous person from history
 49. Play Laser Tag
 50. Have an indoor basketball contest
 51. Hide a stuffed animal and play "hot" cold"
 87. Build a fort
 53. Find your 10 favorite inspirationsal quotes
 88. Use the Straw Builderz
 90. Make a marble run
 91. Grow Crystals
 92. Play in the hammock
 93. Make a set of markers
 94. Make and play with play-doh
 95. Build with Kinetic Sand
 96. Make slime
 97. Learn some yo-yo tricks
 98. Do a puzzle
 99. Have a Nerf War
 100. Do your workbook
 101. Make an obstacle course
 102. See what you can knock with
 55. Clean out the toy room $
 56. Donate all your old clothes and toys
 57. Organize the pantry$
 58. Play with bubbles
 59. Make your own bubbles and wands
 60. Make Harry Potter wands
 61. Make stress balls
 62. Ride bikes or rollerblade
 63. Try to Catch bugs, frogs or snakes
 64. Make an ant maze
 65. Research the craziest animal and tell us
 football game going
 24. Call a friend
 25. Play hide and seek or sardines
 27. Play board games
 28. Play a card game
 29. Play a dice game
 30. Make up your own game
 31. Shoot a bow and arrow
 32. Perfect the slackline
 33. Play 4-Square
 34. Play bocce ball, bean bag toss, or spikeball 69. See who can make the ugliest face in a picture
 all about it
 66. Do family history
 67. Water the garden
 68. Have a water fight
 a catapult
 103. Do a secret service
 104. Learn to tie a tie
 105. Collect snails
100+ Ways to Fight I'm Bored this Summer | Brooke Romney Writes

100+ Ways to Fight I'm Bored this Summer | Brooke Romney Writes