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Penies: baeksic-bitch: if you ever feel bad about yourself just know that I tried to order food but i was so nervous that instead of saying "I would like 1 small pizza please" l accidentally said "l would like 1 small penis please" and the guy on the phone responded with "l only have a large is that okay" and now i have to find the nearest cliff to jump off of bYE The catastrophe that is my life Part 2: My mom made me go in with her and help carry a bunch of pizzas she ordered for a party and when we went in the guy looked at the address number and screamed "yoO DUDE ITS THE PENIS GIRL" confusion radiating off my mom, the entire store staring at me, workers running to the table, and the only thing going through my mind was "why couldn't l have been born as a toothbrush" So I do this thing where when I can't pronounce what I want to order I just start saying the first part of the thing then sort of stop when it gets to the part I can't pronounce and generally the waiter will finish saying it for me and I can just say "ya that" and it's all fine but one time I wanted spaghetti bolognese and i didn't know how the fuck to pronounce it cuz why the fuck is there a g there and so I started saying it but the waiter wasn't catching on so I was struggling and I said "oh fuck this" and just ordered a salad and I'm still mad about that IM SORRY I CANT PRONOUNCE YOUR FANCY ITALIAN PASTA NAMES OKAY JEEZ -mio
Penies: baeksic-bitch:
 if you ever feel bad about yourself just
 know that I tried to order food but i was
 so nervous that instead of saying "I
 would like 1 small pizza please" l
 accidentally said "l would like 1 small
 penis please" and the guy on the phone
 responded with "l only have a large is
 that okay" and now i have to find the
 nearest cliff to jump off of bYE
 The catastrophe that is my life Part 2: My
 mom made me go in with her and help
 carry a bunch of pizzas she ordered for a
 party and when we went in the guy looked
 at the address number and screamed "yoO
 DUDE ITS THE PENIS GIRL"
 confusion radiating off my mom, the entire
 store staring at me, workers running to the
 table, and the only thing going through my
 mind was "why couldn't l have been born
 as a toothbrush"
So I do this thing where when I can't pronounce what I want to order I just start saying the first part of the thing then sort of stop when it gets to the part I can't pronounce and generally the waiter will finish saying it for me and I can just say "ya that" and it's all fine but one time I wanted spaghetti bolognese and i didn't know how the fuck to pronounce it cuz why the fuck is there a g there and so I started saying it but the waiter wasn't catching on so I was struggling and I said "oh fuck this" and just ordered a salad and I'm still mad about that IM SORRY I CANT PRONOUNCE YOUR FANCY ITALIAN PASTA NAMES OKAY JEEZ -mio

So I do this thing where when I can't pronounce what I want to order I just start saying the first part of the thing then sort of stop wh...

Penies: British foreign policy: invite the guy on the left to tea with the Queen. Keep the kid on the right out of the country at all costs. "You're too intense" Why because I'm not afraid to discuss world issues? I call people on their bullsh*t I practice what I preach I am unapologetic and fearless I live my truth I don't hide behind an image or my insecurities... "She talks too much" Really, because when you speak your opinion it's ok, but you marginalise hers She points out whenever you are allowing your pseudo intellectual prejudices, to interfere with being a decent human being... She won't let you think you are better than her, just because you were born with a penis "Just get over it" What just like you got over Hitler? Or do you not want to be honest and admit that you are racist, your whole existence is conflicted, the only reason you have anything is because you stole it, your food, labour, resources, technologies, civilisation, existence hasn't come to you peacefully, people commit murder and colonisation everyday on your behalf in "foreign" countries, yet you have the cheek to say "go back to your own country" when most of the things you claim to be your culture, like tea, curries, sugar, alcohol and tobacco were stolen, grown on stolen land that you never gave back, and the rest of your culture is, violence, war and bullsh*t... The football you love would be sh*t without Africans, so would the baseball, basketball and nearly every sport we have been allowed to play. "They hating because they broke" Oh because structural violence has been carried out on all of their ancestors, they have been born into poverty so you can have sh*t you don't need. They are pissed that your love for material items, means that people in their family will die. They mad because you've decided that you are better than them because, for whatever f*ckry reason you came out of a vagina that got penetrated by a greedy, spiritually devoid shell of a creature, who conspires against those with less so that you can have so much, that you end up strung out on drugs, fast cars, paying for sex, handbags made of dead cow and alcohol. Be kind always πŸ˜… chakabars
Penies: British foreign policy: invite the guy
 on the left to tea with the Queen.
 Keep the kid on the right out of the
 country at all costs.
"You're too intense" Why because I'm not afraid to discuss world issues? I call people on their bullsh*t I practice what I preach I am unapologetic and fearless I live my truth I don't hide behind an image or my insecurities... "She talks too much" Really, because when you speak your opinion it's ok, but you marginalise hers She points out whenever you are allowing your pseudo intellectual prejudices, to interfere with being a decent human being... She won't let you think you are better than her, just because you were born with a penis "Just get over it" What just like you got over Hitler? Or do you not want to be honest and admit that you are racist, your whole existence is conflicted, the only reason you have anything is because you stole it, your food, labour, resources, technologies, civilisation, existence hasn't come to you peacefully, people commit murder and colonisation everyday on your behalf in "foreign" countries, yet you have the cheek to say "go back to your own country" when most of the things you claim to be your culture, like tea, curries, sugar, alcohol and tobacco were stolen, grown on stolen land that you never gave back, and the rest of your culture is, violence, war and bullsh*t... The football you love would be sh*t without Africans, so would the baseball, basketball and nearly every sport we have been allowed to play. "They hating because they broke" Oh because structural violence has been carried out on all of their ancestors, they have been born into poverty so you can have sh*t you don't need. They are pissed that your love for material items, means that people in their family will die. They mad because you've decided that you are better than them because, for whatever f*ckry reason you came out of a vagina that got penetrated by a greedy, spiritually devoid shell of a creature, who conspires against those with less so that you can have so much, that you end up strung out on drugs, fast cars, paying for sex, handbags made of dead cow and alcohol. Be kind always πŸ˜… chakabars

"You're too intense" Why because I'm not afraid to discuss world issues? I call people on their bullsh*t I practice what I preach I am un...