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    Patheticness: "High guys, how's it going?" Anonymous 06/29/19(Sat)13:56:46 No.21068089>21068134
 >Be me
 Now ex-student of both a university and a community college.
 >Been having a bit of a rough time, so me and the roomie go into bathroom to hotbox (l find it makes me more motivated and productive throughout the week).
 >Have listened to a good amount of music (Beatles, Rush).
 >Dad texts me and says he's in town
 >I tell him I'm in a job interview because I don't want to dishonor my ancestors
 >He comes into my apartment to talk to my roommate wait for me, so he can talk about the recent and tragic ongoings
 >He knocks on the bathroom door.
 OH SHIT OH FUCK
 OH SHIT OH FUCK
 Mouth to roommate to occupy and distract him.
 >He opens the door
 >Light from the living room silhouettes him against the door frame.
 TwilightZone.mp3
 >He looks down, shocked, at my roommate in only his underpants and me laying in a bathrobe without sleeves.
 >After a good moment of thought, comes in and sparks up with us.
 >Him not being a 420Blazelt master like myself, finds the air
 Pepsi, the choice
 >I proceed to tell him about incense from the Catholic church and how marijuana residue has been found on old burners.
 >Try talking about The Beatles, that always works.
 >After a quick response about how Yesterday is his favorite song, he proceeds to drop some heavy shit on me.
 Basically talk about my self-described patheticness in life.
 the room too thick,
 fa new generation!
 >Throughout the talk, every odd paragraph is bad and every even paragraph is good.
 Bad as in the most disappointed I have ever seen him.
 Good, though, because he's still going to give me some emotional support and supports me as a person.
 >He goes because he has to get back home from business.
 >Be me, not really sure how to interpret all of that.
 Roommate and I talk about it until the hotbox disperses.
 See a big ass spider.
 OH SHIT OH FUCK
 OH SHIT OH FUCK
 Come out onto couch and realize that the only way I can make sense of this is to make a greentext.
 So guys, here we are. What do?
What even is a title?
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Patheticness: "High guys, how's it going?" Anonymous 06/29/19(Sat)13:56:46 No.21068089>21068134
 >Be me
 Now ex-student of both a university and a community college.
 >Been having a bit of a rough time, so me and the roomie go into bathroom to hotbox (l find it makes me more motivated and productive throughout the week).
 >Have listened to a good amount of music (Beatles, Rush).
 >Dad texts me and says he's in town
 >I tell him I'm in a job interview because I don't want to dishonor my ancestors
 >He comes into my apartment to talk to my roommate wait for me, so he can talk about the recent and tragic ongoings
 >He knocks on the bathroom door.
 OH SHIT OH FUCK
 OH SHIT OH FUCK
 Mouth to roommate to occupy and distract him.
 >He opens the door
 >Light from the living room silhouettes him against the door frame.
 TwilightZone.mp3
 >He looks down, shocked, at my roommate in only his underpants and me laying in a bathrobe without sleeves.
 >After a good moment of thought, comes in and sparks up with us.
 >Him not being a 420Blazelt master like myself, finds the air
 Pepsi, the choice
 >I proceed to tell him about incense from the Catholic church and how marijuana residue has been found on old burners.
 >Try talking about The Beatles, that always works.
 >After a quick response about how Yesterday is his favorite song, he proceeds to drop some heavy shit on me.
 Basically talk about my self-described patheticness in life.
 the room too thick,
 fa new generation!
 >Throughout the talk, every odd paragraph is bad and every even paragraph is good.
 Bad as in the most disappointed I have ever seen him.
 Good, though, because he's still going to give me some emotional support and supports me as a person.
 >He goes because he has to get back home from business.
 >Be me, not really sure how to interpret all of that.
 Roommate and I talk about it until the hotbox disperses.
 See a big ass spider.
 OH SHIT OH FUCK
 OH SHIT OH FUCK
 Come out onto couch and realize that the only way I can make sense of this is to make a greentext.
 So guys, here we are. What do?
What even is a title?
                
            

            
            
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    Patheticness: RRAY FOR ENGLAND
 TOAWAKE THE FUCK UP
 Just a picture of an islamic mayor
 JUST REMEMBER U K
 inviting terrorists in. Blood is on your
 hands Khan!
 PATHET
 REFUGEES
 YOU VOTED FOR THIS
The media was citing islamophobia before the people in Manchester had time to rinse the blood off of them. Boarders and extreme vetting works. Ignorance doesn't. I'm for legal immigration not an invasion. The rat that carried out this attack was the son of refugees and recently traveled to Syria for Isis training. 🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸📜🚨🇺🇸🗞🚨🇺🇸📊🚨🇺🇸📈 ➡️➡️Partners➡️➡️---------------- 🇺🇸 @the_millennial_conservatives 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @united.conservatives 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @black.conservative.patriot 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 ⬇️ Follow my backup ⬇️🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @indiana_conservative 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🚫 Shoutouts🚫 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 clintonfoundation conservative maga trump2016 rushlimbaugh hillaryforprison trump termlimits wikileaks crookedhillary clintonmurders hillaryclinton basketofdeplorables hillaryliesmatter withher voterid terrorist mueller robertmueller buildthewall maga liberal libtards vincefoster fbi trump manchester comey fbidirector
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Patheticness: RRAY FOR ENGLAND
 TOAWAKE THE FUCK UP
 Just a picture of an islamic mayor
 JUST REMEMBER U K
 inviting terrorists in. Blood is on your
 hands Khan!
 PATHET
 REFUGEES
 YOU VOTED FOR THIS
The media was citing islamophobia before the people in Manchester had time to rinse the blood off of them. Boarders and extreme vetting works. Ignorance doesn't. I'm for legal immigration not an invasion. The rat that carried out this attack was the son of refugees and recently traveled to Syria for Isis training. 🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸📜🚨🇺🇸🗞🚨🇺🇸📊🚨🇺🇸📈 ➡️➡️Partners➡️➡️---------------- 🇺🇸 @the_millennial_conservatives 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @united.conservatives 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @black.conservative.patriot 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 ⬇️ Follow my backup ⬇️🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @indiana_conservative 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🚫 Shoutouts🚫 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 clintonfoundation conservative maga trump2016 rushlimbaugh hillaryforprison trump termlimits wikileaks crookedhillary clintonmurders hillaryclinton basketofdeplorables hillaryliesmatter withher voterid terrorist mueller robertmueller buildthewall maga liberal libtards vincefoster fbi trump manchester comey fbidirector
                
            

            
            
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    Patheticness: comments
 Discussionl When your post gets downvoted
 self. Rocket Lea
 ue Exchange
 23
 http://steamcommunity.com/id/Crispysnax/
 submitted 3 hours ago by Crispysnax
 What the fuck did you just fucking do to me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the
 Shark Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Scammernation, and I have over 300 confirmed
 reports. I am trained in a warfare and I'm the top
 cketleagueexchange tradesniper in the entire Sub. You
 are nothing to me but just another unsuspecting newbie. I
 will wipe you the fuck out with trades the likes of which has
 never been seen before on this sub, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with downvoting my shit on
 the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of sharks across reddit and your
 steamID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the strom of "trade???,trade??,trade??" maggot. The
 storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You're going to delete Rocket League, kid. I can be
 online anywhere, anytime, and I can hijack your trades in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare
 fingers bashing on the keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in non-mouse combat, but I have access to the
 entire inventory of Kronovi Inc. and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable inventory off the face of the
 complete shitass thing that Psyonixx calls "servers", you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy
 retribution your little "Want Overpay" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your
 fucking right triggerfinger. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the keys, you goddamn downvoter. I
 will shit lowballs all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking added, kiddo.
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 In DANKIRANKI
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 7 points 3 hours ago
 Dude are you fucking alright?
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 27 points 3 hours ago
 No, that's me.
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 AHHAHAAHAH
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                Patheticness: comments
 Discussionl When your post gets downvoted
 self. Rocket Lea
 ue Exchange
 23
 http://steamcommunity.com/id/Crispysnax/
 submitted 3 hours ago by Crispysnax
 What the fuck did you just fucking do to me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the
 Shark Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Scammernation, and I have over 300 confirmed
 reports. I am trained in a warfare and I'm the top
 cketleagueexchange tradesniper in the entire Sub. You
 are nothing to me but just another unsuspecting newbie. I
 will wipe you the fuck out with trades the likes of which has
 never been seen before on this sub, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with downvoting my shit on
 the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of sharks across reddit and your
 steamID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the strom of "trade???,trade??,trade??" maggot. The
 storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You're going to delete Rocket League, kid. I can be
 online anywhere, anytime, and I can hijack your trades in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare
 fingers bashing on the keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in non-mouse combat, but I have access to the
 entire inventory of Kronovi Inc. and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable inventory off the face of the
 complete shitass thing that Psyonixx calls "servers", you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy
 retribution your little "Want Overpay" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your
 fucking right triggerfinger. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the keys, you goddamn downvoter. I
 will shit lowballs all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking added, kiddo.
 share
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 In DANKIRANKI
 dankiranki
 7 points 3 hours ago
 Dude are you fucking alright?
 nk embed save
 report give gold reply
 Perma
 fucking-alright
 27 points 3 hours ago
 No, that's me.
 nk embed save parent report give gold reply
 Perma
 Gek Lhar
 Prof, the Alpha Middle-mod
 5 points 3 hours ago
 AHHAHAAHAH
 nk embed save parent report give gold reply
 Perma
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    Patheticness: "Phil Lester is ugly"
 What the fuck did you iust fucking say about him, you little bitch? l'll have you know
 graduated top of m
 Al-Quaeda
 an
 in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret
 over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare
 Sarmed forces. You are nothing to me but just
 and I'm the top snip
 another target. I will
 ith precision the likes of which has never
 k my fucking words. You think you can get away
 been seen before on this Earu
 with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again.fucker. As we speak I am
 contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right
 for the sto
 maggot The storm that wipes out the pathetic
 now so you better prep
 Cog
 g dead kid an be anywhere, anytime, and I
 little thing you call your
 and that just with my bare hands. Not only
 can kill you in over seven
 abat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of
 am l extensively trained in an
 as red
 the United States Marine Corps and
 use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable
 ass off the face of the continent, you little shit if only you could have known what
 unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you,
 maybe you would have held your fucking tongue But you couldn't, you didn't, and now
 you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot will shit fury all over you and you will
 drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
ME AF. >•< >•< Tommorrow i'm going to Manchester to see my sister's university! I just realised shes going to the same one as Phil (i think, im just repressing it). After looking around, im going on the manchester eye. You know what this means 😏 *puts on headphones* *listens to 2009 phan song* *crafts* >•< >•< Im so hyped you dont understand (tags): imaphanaccount phan phanfic phanfiction phanfics phanart phanmemes phansmut phanfluff phanproof phanisreal phantrash demonphannie phannie danisnotonfire danisnotonfirememes nohomohowell nohomohowellisalie danhowell danlester danosaur danosaurs amazingphil phillester philhowell phillion phillions danandphil pinof phandom
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Patheticness: "Phil Lester is ugly"
 What the fuck did you iust fucking say about him, you little bitch? l'll have you know
 graduated top of m
 Al-Quaeda
 an
 in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret
 over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare
 Sarmed forces. You are nothing to me but just
 and I'm the top snip
 another target. I will
 ith precision the likes of which has never
 k my fucking words. You think you can get away
 been seen before on this Earu
 with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again.fucker. As we speak I am
 contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right
 for the sto
 maggot The storm that wipes out the pathetic
 now so you better prep
 Cog
 g dead kid an be anywhere, anytime, and I
 little thing you call your
 and that just with my bare hands. Not only
 can kill you in over seven
 abat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of
 am l extensively trained in an
 as red
 the United States Marine Corps and
 use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable
 ass off the face of the continent, you little shit if only you could have known what
 unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you,
 maybe you would have held your fucking tongue But you couldn't, you didn't, and now
 you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot will shit fury all over you and you will
 drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
ME AF. >•< >•< Tommorrow i'm going to Manchester to see my sister's university! I just realised shes going to the same one as Phil (i think, im just repressing it). After looking around, im going on the manchester eye. You know what this means 😏 *puts on headphones* *listens to 2009 phan song* *crafts* >•< >•< Im so hyped you dont understand (tags): imaphanaccount phan phanfic phanfiction phanfics phanart phanmemes phansmut phanfluff phanproof phanisreal phantrash demonphannie phannie danisnotonfire danisnotonfirememes nohomohowell nohomohowellisalie danhowell danlester danosaur danosaurs amazingphil phillester philhowell phillion phillions danandphil pinof phandom
                
            

            
            
ME AF. >•< >•< Tommorrow i'm going to Manchester to see my sister's university! I just realised shes going to the same one as Phil (i thi...