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para: viejospellejos:Truqui: Usa gomas elásticas para conseguir el Cosplay perfecto de Thanos
para: viejospellejos:Truqui: Usa gomas elásticas para conseguir el Cosplay perfecto de Thanos

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para: Esta rana tiene una misión para ti
para: Esta rana tiene una misión para ti

Esta rana tiene una misión para ti

para: Padres para siempre!
para: Padres para siempre!

Padres para siempre!

para: Yo hubiera educado a un gallo para que me despertase al salir el sol
para: Yo hubiera educado a un gallo para que me despertase al salir el sol

Yo hubiera educado a un gallo para que me despertase al salir el sol

para: HOLLYWOOD G gle G. abc No tengo que mandarte a Google para saber que esta es una mujer Maravillosa
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No tengo que mandarte a Google para saber que esta es una mujer Maravillosa

No tengo que mandarte a Google para saber que esta es una mujer Maravillosa

para: PARECE BROMA, PERO NO IEGG-CELENTE! 00 2. EN LA ÚLTIMA CONFERENCIA DE LA ONU SOBRE CAMBIO CLIMĂTICO, SOLO HABÍA UN LUGAR DE COMIDA VEGANA. Noticias del 2019 que parecieron del Día de los Inocentes, pero fueron reales: + 54 millones 1. LA FOTO DE UN HUEVO SE CONVIRȚIÓ EN EL POST CON MÁS LIKES EN INSTAGRAM DE LÀ HISTORIA. 4. EN TAN SOLO DÍAS, NOTRE DAME RECAUDÓ MUUUCHO MÁS $$S QUE LA AMAZONIA. 6. EL MAYOR IMPRESOR PRIVADO A 3. SE REVELÓ QUE VLADIMIR PUTIN TODAVÍA USA WINDOWS XP, UN SISTEMA OPERATIVO OBSOLETO Y CON UN ALTO RIESGO DE SER HACKEADO. DE DINERO EN EL MUNDO SE ESTĂ QUEDANDO SIN DINERO, YA QUE ALGUNOS PAÍSES NO LE HAN PAGADO. 5. LA NASA INVESTIGA EL PRIMER DELITO EN EL ESPACIO. SE ACUSA A UNA DE SUS ASTRONAUTAS DE USAR LA CUENTA DE BANCO DE SU EXESPOSA, SIN SU PERMISO, DESDE LA ESTACIÓN ESPACIAL. ¿YA DEPOSITARON? **** FUENTES: "There's Only One Vegan Food Truck at Save-the-Planet Talks" Bloomberg. "Vladimir Putin 'still uses obsolete Windows XP' despite hacking risk" The Gpardian. "A photo of an egg is the most-liked post on Instagram, beating record held by Kylie Jenner" CBS News. "Incendios en el Amazonas: ¿alcanzan los US$22 millones ofrecidos por los países ricos para combatir el fuego?" BBC. "NASA reportedly investigating first allegation of crime committed in spacef CBS News. "World's largest printer of money is running out of money" NBC News. PICTOLINE pictoline: Suenan a broma, pero no: algunas noticias del 2019 que parecieron del Día de los Inocentes pero fueron reales 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️
para: PARECE
 BROMA,
 PERO NO
 IEGG-CELENTE!
 00
 2. EN LA ÚLTIMA CONFERENCIA
 DE LA ONU SOBRE CAMBIO
 CLIMĂTICO, SOLO HABÍA
 UN LUGAR DE
 COMIDA VEGANA.
 Noticias del 2019
 que parecieron del
 Día de los Inocentes,
 pero fueron reales:
 + 54 millones
 1. LA FOTO DE UN HUEVO
 SE CONVIRȚIÓ EN EL
 POST CON MÁS LIKES EN
 INSTAGRAM DE LÀ HISTORIA.
 4. EN TAN SOLO
 DÍAS, NOTRE
 DAME RECAUDÓ
 MUUUCHO MÁS $$S
 QUE LA AMAZONIA.
 6. EL MAYOR
 IMPRESOR PRIVADO
 A 3. SE REVELÓ QUE VLADIMIR PUTIN TODAVÍA
 USA WINDOWS XP, UN SISTEMA OPERATIVO
 OBSOLETO Y CON UN ALTO RIESGO DE SER HACKEADO.
 DE DINERO EN EL MUNDO
 SE ESTĂ QUEDANDO SIN
 DINERO, YA QUE ALGUNOS
 PAÍSES NO LE HAN PAGADO.
 5. LA NASA INVESTIGA EL PRIMER
 DELITO EN EL ESPACIO. SE ACUSA
 A UNA DE SUS ASTRONAUTAS
 DE USAR LA CUENTA DE
 BANCO DE SU EXESPOSA,
 SIN SU PERMISO, DESDE
 LA ESTACIÓN ESPACIAL.
 ¿YA
 DEPOSITARON?
 ****
 FUENTES:
 "There's Only One Vegan Food Truck at Save-the-Planet Talks" Bloomberg.
 "Vladimir Putin 'still uses obsolete Windows XP' despite hacking risk" The Gpardian.
 "A photo of an egg is the most-liked post on Instagram, beating record held by Kylie Jenner" CBS News.
 "Incendios en el Amazonas: ¿alcanzan los US$22 millones ofrecidos por los países ricos para combatir el fuego?" BBC.
 "NASA reportedly investigating first allegation of crime committed in spacef CBS News.
 "World's largest printer of money is running out of money" NBC News.
 PICTOLINE
pictoline:

Suenan a broma, pero no: algunas noticias del 2019 que parecieron del Día de los Inocentes pero fueron reales 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

pictoline: Suenan a broma, pero no: algunas noticias del 2019 que parecieron del Día de los Inocentes pero fueron reales 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

para: Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix: The professor told his class one day: Today we will ex- periment with a new form called the tandem story The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As home- work tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that para- graph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another para- graph to the story and send it back, also sending an- other copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be ab- solutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and any- thing you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a con- clusion has been reached." The following was actually turned in by two of his English students: Rebecca and Gary THE STORY: (first paragraph by Rebecca) At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the second paragraph by Gary) Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. " Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the ####pit. (Rebecca) He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peace ful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Per- manently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news si- multaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and care- free, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully Gary) Little did she know, but she had less than 10 sec- onds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien em- pires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile en- tered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid Laurie. (Rebecca) This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvin- istic semi-literate adolescent. Gary) Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. Oh, shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F-KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!" Gary) B*tch. (Rebecca) F K YOU-YOU NEANDERTHALI In your dreams, Ho. Go drink some tea. A+ Ireally liked this one. epicjohndoe: A Very Good Example Of ‘Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus’
para: Here's a prime example of "Men Are
 From Mars, Women Are From Venus"
 offered by an English professor from
 the University of Phoenix:
 The professor told his class one day: Today we will ex-
 periment with a new form called the tandem story
 The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the
 person sitting to his or her immediate right. As home-
 work tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph
 of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that para-
 graph and send another copy to me. The partner will
 read the first paragraph and then add another para-
 graph to the story and send it back, also sending an-
 other copy to me. The first person will then add a third
 paragraph, and so on back-and-forth.
 Remember to re-read what has been written each time
 in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be ab-
 solutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and any-
 thing you wish to say must be written in the e-mail.
 The story is over when both agree a con-
 clusion has been reached."
 The following was actually turned in by two of his
 English students:
 Rebecca and Gary
 THE STORY:
 (first paragraph by Rebecca)
 At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea
 she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her
 favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded
 her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier
 times, that he liked chamomile.
 But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her
 mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating,
 and if she thought about him too much her asthma
 started acting up again. So chamomile was out of
 the
 second paragraph by Gary)
 Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of
 the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4,
 had more important things to think about than the
 neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named
 Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night
 over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he
 said into his transgalactic communicator. " Polar
 orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But
 before he could sign off a bluish particle beam
 flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through
 his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent
 him flying out of his seat and across the ####pit.
 (Rebecca)
 He bumped his head and died almost immediately,
 but not before he felt one last pang of regret for
 psychically brutalizing the one woman who had
 ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth
 stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peace
 ful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Per-
 manently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie
 read in her newspaper one morning. The news si-
 multaneously excited her and bored her. She
 stared out the window, dreaming of her youth,
 when the days had passed unhurriedly and care-
 free, with no newspaper to read, no television to
 distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at
 all the beautiful things around
 her. "Why must one
 lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she
 pondered wistfully
 Gary)
 Little did she know, but she had less than 10 sec-
 onds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the
 Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its
 lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy
 peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace
 disarmament Treaty through the congress had left
 Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien em-
 pires who were determined to destroy the human
 race. Within two hours after the passage of the
 treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for
 Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the
 With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated
 their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile en-
 tered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President,
 in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters
 on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the
 inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized
 poor, stupid Laurie.
 (Rebecca)
 This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of
 literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvin-
 istic semi-literate adolescent.
 Gary)
 Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered
 tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the
 literary equivalent of Valium. Oh, shall I have
 chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of
 F-KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an
 air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle
 Steele novels!"
 Gary)
 B*tch.
 (Rebecca)
 F K YOU-YOU NEANDERTHALI
 In your dreams, Ho. Go drink some tea.
 A+
 Ireally liked this one.
epicjohndoe:

A Very Good Example Of ‘Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus’

epicjohndoe: A Very Good Example Of ‘Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus’

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para: wiselwisel: Audio para sentir el DOLOR.
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Audio para sentir el DOLOR.

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para: FACE FAKE DEEPFAKE ORIGINAL Perfecto para recrear cualquier personaje histórico, a partir de los 30 segundos se aprecia mejor.¿O por qué no mejor usar la tecnología para esto?
para: FACE FAKE
 DEEPFAKE
 ORIGINAL
Perfecto para recrear cualquier personaje histórico, a partir de los 30 segundos se aprecia mejor.¿O por qué no mejor usar la tecnología para esto?

Perfecto para recrear cualquier personaje histórico, a partir de los 30 segundos se aprecia mejor.¿O por qué no mejor usar la tecnología...

para: sabanasblancasuniverse:Hay que tener estilo para tener un deportivo.
para: sabanasblancasuniverse:Hay que tener estilo para tener un deportivo.

sabanasblancasuniverse:Hay que tener estilo para tener un deportivo.