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Pained: omg
No pain no gain

No pain no gain

Pained: People Can't Handle The Way Morrissey Describes A Boner In His Novel A bulbous salutation to you all. posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m Alan White BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's recently published novel List of the Lost, this happens Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone." jottingprosaist shredsandpatches hedwig-dordt naznomad: martingoresangst Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i've read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don't really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex. DO A BARREL ROLL #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey?? Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man's mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? 1s your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world's most failed attempt at erotic massage? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS??? Sex, how does it work? [NSFW text]
Pained: People Can't Handle The
 Way Morrissey Describes A
 Boner In His Novel
 A bulbous salutation to you all.
 posted on Sept. 24, 2015, at 9:52 a.m
 Alan White
 BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK
 So, during a sex scene in Morrissey's
 recently published novel List of the
 Lost, this happens
 Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's
 howling mouth and the pained frenzy of
 his bulbous salutation extenuating his
 excitement as it smacked its way into
 every muscle of Eliza's body except for
 the otherwise central zone."
 jottingprosaist
 shredsandpatches
 hedwig-dordt
 naznomad:
 martingoresangst
 Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i've read all month
 this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life
 You don't really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it
 comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious
 Literary Stars fail at writing sex.
 DO A BARREL ROLL
 #in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this
 terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her
 body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE
 CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK
 YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex
 works morrissey??
 Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair
 of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a
 man's mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your
 mouth so dong-adjacent? 1s your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you
 have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet
 schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat
 your banana all over her body in the world's most failed attempt at
 erotic massage? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS???
Sex, how does it work? [NSFW text]

Sex, how does it work? [NSFW text]

Pained: British Farmer's Son @theveganleo youtube: ME. King Shocks Vegan World Part 1 We're living in a nation Where there's growing condemnation Of what is done to those who cannot talk I was blind to all their pain so I couldn't feel the shame In that broken piece of body on my fork Then I wondered, could any child breed a bird that can't be wild? To eat its wings, take off its legs and its head? No. So we pay for hidden slaughter till we've addicted sons and daughters To our habit of eating the dead And it's not so very long, since who could see the wrong In breeding humans as slaves without pay It could be a woman without a vote Or killing a leopard for its coat Did we ever see the evil of the day? So do you think you're any better Now the animals we fetter, outnumber every human ten to one And many children hardly eat Because their food has fed your meat While the blame for this shame, you pass on So give me avocados And I'll eat tofu burgers You can even give me black bean curd But please don't give me bread If it's wrapping the dead The remains of the body of a bird For every piece of flesh you buy You're paying to breed the next to die By compassion, no longer are we led And for the cow, it's worse, I fear They rod, rape her every year Take every calf, take all her milk Until she's dead This choice you say is your right That you can eat just as you like And it's merely an opinion that I voice But your choice, it kills so many This opinion kills not any And your victims, you give them any choice? So there's more to avocados And eating tofu burgers Than minimizing sickness and your girth No less than Einstein did resolve From eating flesh we must evolve Or mankind, he said, may not survive on earth The age in which we are living is ever more misgiving over what is done to those who cannot talk Are you blind to all their pain Can you not feel the shame In that broken piece of body on your fork?ο»Ώ @theveganleo standup911
Pained: British Farmer's Son
 @theveganleo
 youtube: ME. King
 Shocks Vegan World
 Part 1
We're living in a nation Where there's growing condemnation Of what is done to those who cannot talk I was blind to all their pain so I couldn't feel the shame In that broken piece of body on my fork Then I wondered, could any child breed a bird that can't be wild? To eat its wings, take off its legs and its head? No. So we pay for hidden slaughter till we've addicted sons and daughters To our habit of eating the dead And it's not so very long, since who could see the wrong In breeding humans as slaves without pay It could be a woman without a vote Or killing a leopard for its coat Did we ever see the evil of the day? So do you think you're any better Now the animals we fetter, outnumber every human ten to one And many children hardly eat Because their food has fed your meat While the blame for this shame, you pass on So give me avocados And I'll eat tofu burgers You can even give me black bean curd But please don't give me bread If it's wrapping the dead The remains of the body of a bird For every piece of flesh you buy You're paying to breed the next to die By compassion, no longer are we led And for the cow, it's worse, I fear They rod, rape her every year Take every calf, take all her milk Until she's dead This choice you say is your right That you can eat just as you like And it's merely an opinion that I voice But your choice, it kills so many This opinion kills not any And your victims, you give them any choice? So there's more to avocados And eating tofu burgers Than minimizing sickness and your girth No less than Einstein did resolve From eating flesh we must evolve Or mankind, he said, may not survive on earth The age in which we are living is ever more misgiving over what is done to those who cannot talk Are you blind to all their pain Can you not feel the shame In that broken piece of body on your fork?ο»Ώ @theveganleo standup911

We're living in a nation Where there's growing condemnation Of what is done to those who cannot talk I was blind to all their pain so I c...