🇲🇽 25+ Best Memes About Paid

Control, Work, and Hunting: Madi Warrington @DroptopMadi This is my brother's page. He owns his Own company. He IS the boss. He's literally the only employee. Jonathan Warrington 3 hrs. I'm thankful to have a great boss! Complete Termite and Pest Control OMPLET 3 hrs Congratulations to Jonathan Warrington for being employee of the month! Jonathan will get a 3 day and night all expense paid hunting and fishing trip to Arkansas for his hard work! Los autónomos también tienen derech jajajajajajajsja

Los autónomos también tienen derech jajajajajajajsja

Dank, Love, and Memes: Madi Warrington @DroptopMadi This is my brother's page. He owns his own company. He IS the boss. He's literally the only employee. Jonathan Warrington 3 hrs. I'm thankful to have a great boss! OME Complete Termite and Pest Control 3 hrs Congratulations to Jonathan Warrington for being employee of the month! Jonathan will get a 3 day and night all expense paid hunting and fishing trip to Arkansas for his hard work! I love democracy by THEmercianSAXON MORE MEMES

I love democracy by THEmercianSAXON MORE MEMES

Love, Control, and Work: Madi Warrington @DroptopMadi This is my brother's page. He owns his own company. He IS the boss. He's literally the only employee. Jonathan Warrington 3 hrs. I'm thankful to have a great boss! OME Complete Termite and Pest Control 3 hrs Congratulations to Jonathan Warrington for being employee of the month! Jonathan will get a 3 day and night all expense paid hunting and fishing trip to Arkansas for his hard work! I love democracy

I love democracy

Food, Gif, and McDonalds: Cory Coots Yesterday at 4:53 PM Some woman flipped me off and honked in the McDonald's drive thru because I was taking too long to order. So I paid for her food.... Then when I got to the food window I showed them both receipts and took her food. I paid for it. It's mine. Not today, Satan ch-llmonger: 64-bitsims:

ch-llmonger: 64-bitsims:

Office, Fat, and Never: @veganmattison Iwork at a vet's office and I never paid any attention to this chart but please look at this CHONK Chart A Fine Bo He Chomnk A Heckin Chonker HEFTYCHONK MEGACHONKER OHLAWD HE COMIN 20 30 40 50 46-55% Body Fat 60 70 16-25% Body Fat 26-35% dy Fat 36-45% Body Fat 56-65% Body Fat 65% Body Fat cat chonk chart

cat chonk chart

Teacher, Student, and May: [teacher] Why are you late? [student] Why does it matter. You still get paid 6:16 AM-27 May 18 WHY ARE YOU BO0ING ME? I'M RIGHT

Office, Fat, and Never: @veganmattison Iwork at a vet's office and I never paid any attention to this chart but please look at this CHONK Chart A Fine Bo He Chomnk A Heckin Chonker HEFTYCHONK MEGACHONKER OHLAWD HE COMIN 20 30 40 50 46-55% Body Fat 60 70 16-25% Body Fat 26-35% dy Fat 36-45% Body Fat 56-65% Body Fat 65% Body Fat cat chonk chart

cat chonk chart

Bad, Beer, and Iphone: @queensuzzette I paid for his beer and that of his guys, everyone loved me e I didn't know it was such a big deal for guys ee 20:51-02 May 19-Twitter for iPhone 1,056 Retweets 2,761 Likes t2 Zeus' Stepdad @geesensei-03 May Replying to@queensuzzette My friend has a girl who feeds all of us on weekends, anytime he looks at another girl, we slap him on her behalf. Apologies for the bad image quality

Apologies for the bad image quality

Dank, Food, and McDonalds: Cory Coots Yesterday at 4:53 PM Some woman flipped me off and honked in the McDonald's drive thru because I was taking too long to order. So I paid for her food.. Then when I got to the food window I showed them both receipts and took her food. I paid for it. It's mine. Not today, Satan

Memes, Government, and 🤖: Me: *gets paid* The Government: Please tax here

Please tax here

Bitch, God, and Heaven: angelwormwood just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason hexglyphs me trying to explain to my human why they need to do good and avoid sin to go to heaven when they die: my human: my charge sin TO.O me when you're assigned to an atheist can you believe? Damn, bitch, you live like this? my assigned human me 1975 when you accidentally reveal your true form to your mortal charge and smite them into a pillar of salt: when your charge hires a life coach to help them be a better person: You guys are getting paid? me trying to convince Her that they still deserve to go to heaven my sinful charge God > accidentally reveals true form > "damn you're HOT" the Bwrath of god us humanity cosmic--dragon i think op was possessed by a guardian angel who finally figured out how to truly communicate with humans MB

Meme, Loans, and Student Loans: Ryan M. Stowe Tuesday at 9:39 PM Lord they down here giving us student loans after you done paid it all. This Week’s Christian Meme Round Up Will Have You Cracking Up!

This Week’s Christian Meme Round Up Will Have You Cracking Up!

9/11, Bodies , and Doctor: Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich if you honestly believe that the coward who paid a quack doctor to gin upa bullshit note about imaginary bone spurs got up off his gold-plated toilet on 9/11 and went down and started pulling bodies out of the wreckage, I have five bankrupt casinos in Atlantic City to sell you

Ass, Iphone, and Nudes: verdandi @daintyviolet.1d some of yall are real brave thinking not being a sex worker makes u better. u send nudes and fuck for free and in return u get left on read..congratulations??? ur a non profit whoreganization t16.1K 281 74.9K CHEL @chelseanochill Replying to @daintyviolet ljust drew in a sharp ass breath 17:55 23/07/2019 Twitter for iPhone Y’all do everything but get paid

Y’all do everything but get paid

Ass, Dank, and Iphone: verdandi @daintyviolet.1d some of yall are real brave thinking not being a sex worker makes u better. u send nudes and fuck for free and in return u get left on read..congratulations??? ur a non profit whoreganization t16.1K 281 74.9K CHEL @chelseanochill Replying to @daintyviolet ljust drew in a sharp ass breath 17:55 23/07/2019 Twitter for iPhone Y’all do everything but get paid by KingPZe MORE MEMES

Y’all do everything but get paid by KingPZe MORE MEMES

9gag, All of The, and All The: Do you find it risible... when I say the name .Biggus Dickus? This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren't told going to happen only that they weren't allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn't be paid if they what was did. VIA 9GAG.COM now im wondering if they got paid

now im wondering if they got paid

Beef, Chinese Food, and Food: Went out for Chinese food and I told them I have a severe allergy to seafood and this was on the check when I paid k 1/2 19.50 ck Thai Chi ck C'nut 7.90 Chi ck ss 7.90 Crispy Chil1 8.50 i Beef 2 Rice Special 9.40 7.50 HO 0 HO FUCKING SO HRIMP OR HE D IE 2 Choc Pan 10.00 srsfunny:If he die you die ok?!

srsfunny:If he die you die ok?!

Parents, Racist, and Gay: The Gay Agenda @GayAgenda_Show Some of y'all were raised by parents who were abusive, homophobic, racist, and crooked. But, you were empathetic, paid attention, figured it out, broke the cycle, cultivated goodness in your lives and it shows. breaking the cycle 💗

breaking the cycle 💗

Old, Sleep, and 12 Year Old: SWIPED Funily AWAKE X REUNIONO THE MILLION DOLLAR BAME **24 hours, 0 sleep, one million dollars!** 12 year old gamers LEETW Wait, youguys ara getting paid? 24 hours, 0 sleep, one million dollars

24 hours, 0 sleep, one million dollars

Government, Area 51, and Com: ACTION com/kt MATTY ROBERTS $3NEWS EVENT CREATOR STORM AREA 51 EVENT CREATOR: I don't want anyone to get hurt 399K views E+ Share Download Save 11K 343 Justin Y. 9 hours ago He's probably being paid off by the government to say these things 552 20 Damn government

Damn government

Beef, Chinese Food, and Food: Went out for Chinese food and I told them I have a severe allergy to seafood and this was on the check when I paid k 1/2 19.50 ck Thai Chi ck C'nut 7.90 Chi ck ss 7.90 Crispy Chil1 8.50 i Beef 2 Rice Special 9.40 7.50 HO 0 HO FUCKING SO HRIMP OR HE D IE 2 Choc Pan 10.00

Sleep, Imagine, and You: 4 months ago rtg_hammerhead imagine getting paid to pretend to sleep while a couple fucks inches away from you 944 Reply feelsbad

feelsbad

Drinking, Drunk, and Food: Jennifer Dziura I've responded to this elsewhere around the Internet. Men who offer to buy women drinks are often intending to purchase a lowering of the woman's defenses. If you are a woman in a bar and a man offers to buy you a this: cheerfully ask for something nonalcoholic, while indicating get to know the guy. At least 50% of men will be angry. They weren't offering a gift or just trying to strike up conversation: they wanted you to be drunk and to let down your guard. In my own experience, I have twice been offered a drink and instead suggested food -- in both cases, very inexpensive food costing the same or less than a drink drink, try willingness to a and in both -- cases, the man responded angrily. 2 minutes ago Like Reply Jennifer Dziura In one case, I met a guy at a concert.I liked him. He suggested going to get a drink, but I was starving and suggested the kebab place around the corner. I can't remember who paid, but I had a cheap bowl of soup and the guy pouted and I never saw him again. The other time, I had done standup in a bar and an older guy offered to buy me a drink. I said I actually would love some popcorn, which was sold **at the bar for $2.** The man got angry and acted like I had cheated him somehow. being greek-god-of-hair: erwin-with-hairpins: rainfelt: cardozzza: notyourexrotic: (source) Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious Scary, scary. Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So: Tips for getting drinks- 1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser. 2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time. 3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol: Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail: X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state. Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%. Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%. Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21% Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%. Hope this helps someone out! Backing this up from years of bar tending.

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Alive, Android, and Anna: Anna Kruk Corbin @AnnaKrukCorbin I just told someone that some people are so poor, they can't afford to get jobs. He laughed But I wasn't kidding. Gas money, child care expenses, and lack of clothing to meet dress code requirements are often barriers to employment for low income individuals. Now you know. 3:25 PM 28 Jun 19 Twitter for Android byecolonizer: You also often need an address and bank account, it’s almost impossible for homeless people to ‘just get a job’. people with serious medical conditions only work in crappy kitchens because usually there’s a cash option, and if they get paid on paper they’ll lose their state subsidized healthcare. Which would mean that if they make too much money they’ll lose access to the medication keeping them alive. Pretty cool system we have here

byecolonizer: You also often need an address and bank account, it’s almost impossible for homeless people to ‘just get a job’. people wit...

Sleep, Bills, and Answers: When you don't remember if you paid your bills this month CTV I don't need sleep. I need answers. Forgetful

Forgetful

Stephen, Bear, and Computer: Is programming all about copy-pasting these days? Vladislav Zorov, programming enthusiast Answered Mar 15 Upvoted by Stephen M. Bear, Writing software and getting paid for it for over 50 years. and lan Hoffman, Computer Science major at Cornell University I do a lot of personal projects No, man, it's about pulling in 20OMB of NPM packages for a function that pads a string to the left, and another 20OMB for a function that pads it to the right. Then adding React, Angular and Vue, because you couldn't decide which one to use, running that crap through WebPack, and deploying some s**ty website that needs more RAM than a triple-A game 29.6k Views View Upvoters View Sharers You upvoted this Is programming all about copy-pasting these days?

Is programming all about copy-pasting these days?

Beef, Chinese Food, and Food: Went out for Chinese food and I told them I have a severe allergy to seafood and this was on the check when I paid 1/2 19.50 ck Thai Chi ck C'nut 7.90 Chi ck ss 7.90 Crispy Chil1 8.50 i Beef 2 Rice Special 9.40 7.50 0 HO FUCKING SO HRIMP OR HE D IE 2 Choc Pan 10.00 People looking out for each other

People looking out for each other

Beef, Chinese Food, and Food: Went out for Chinese food and I told them I have a severe allergy to seafood and this was on the check when I paid k 1/2 19.50 ck Thai Chi ck C'nut 7.90 Chi ck ss 7.90 Crispy Chil1 8.50 i Beef 2 Rice Special 9.40 7.50 HO 0 HO FUCKING SO HRIMP OR HE D IE 2 Choc Pan 10.00 If he die you die ok?!

If he die you die ok?!

Beef, Chinese Food, and Dank: Went out for Chinese food and I told them I have a severe allergy to seafood and this was on the check when I paid k 1/2 19.50 ck Thai Chi ck C'nut 7.90 Chi ck ss 7.90 Crispy Chil1 8.50 i Beef 2 Rice Special 9.40 7.50 HO 0 HO FUCKING SO HRIMP OR HE D IE 2 Choc Pan 10.00 If he die you die ok?! by NipNan MORE MEMES

If he die you die ok?! by NipNan MORE MEMES

Horses, They, and What: What the client asked for: What they paid for: If wishes were horses

If wishes were horses

Be Like, Dank, and Best: xavier @6godxae friendships that be like "you paid for that so i'll buy these" are the best. can't fw people who be on that "nahh u owe me $2.37" I don't like them people

I don't like them people

Birthday, Comfortable, and Confidence: reddit-tales What has been your worst "nice guy" experience? So, possibly one of the coolest things I've ever seen. I mean you know how you hear the "women want him, men want to *be* him" stuff in old movies? Well I'm a man and by *god* I wanted to be this guy. Anyway! I'm having dinner with my girlfriend at the time, and behind us are a couple on a not going well. Guy was being I rather inappropriate comments, the girl doesn't look at all comfortable. The girl finishes her appetiser really quickly my guess is she wanted to get it over with. Guy proceeds to comment on it and says "well, least I know you can swallow right?" Loudly Girl goes red and tells him that isn't appropriate, he literally waves his hand in a "shoo" type motion and says "oh calm down I was going to find out in a few hours anyway" I missed her exact re as she moved to a hushed tone, but it was fairly obvious what was being said-fuck no, fuck off, fuck this. He responded with "sweetheart I picked lost the colour in her face and said nothing. No. No. Fuck no. I'm one of those "get involved" type of people and there is no way I'm sitting here watching this go down. I get up. I don't know what I'm going to do, but I'm 23, fighting fit and happy to put that motherfucker through a wall. I may have had a slight temper in my youth. But anyway. I was halfway out of my chair when a hand came down on my shoulder and I look up to this mid-50s but super fit guy who says "Easy. I've got this one son". Absolute, total confidence in his voice.. so seeing as my current plan amounted to "stab him in the neck" and I'm already thinking maybe that's not the best idea, I sit down. He walks over, grabs a nearby chair, flips it around and sits down with the couple. Then.. he pulls out his police ID and puts it on the table. Now the guy doesn't have any colour in his face Cop: "So, I'm quietly celebrating my daughters birthday with my family when I distinctly hear you threaten this young lady, would you care to explain yourself?" Guy: "I, ah, well, um, you see. Cop: "That's what I thought. Now see, we take a *very* dim view of that kind of thing, so right now I'm deciding if I want to have some of my buddies come pick you up" Guy: "oh no well that..." Cop: "But that would disrupt everyone's dinner, so how about you hand me your ID, me, the dn't want yhe staff here and settle your bill., the full bill now, this young lady shouldn't go hungry on account of your poor behaviour. Or we can go with the first option, I'll leave it up to you. Guy: "No no! That's perfectly fine!" 1*hands over ID, gets up and walks very quickly in the direction of the counter Cop: while writing down the guys details 1* "Sorry about that miss, I hope I'm not intruding it just seemed like you could use some help. Oh and don't worry, if you want to pursue this further I'll have some of the boys pick him up on his way home, we can definitely take this further. Girl: "No, thank you so much, I wanted to run out 30 minutes ago but he drove me here". Cop: *shifts from hardarse cop to comforting father figure in about half a second* "Well I'm here with my daughter, she's about your age, perhaps you'd like to finish your meal with us? We can run you home afterwards if you'd like, unless you'd prefer to call someone else?" Girl: "Oh.. that would be really nice.. thankyou so much! *guy returns, so does the hardarse cop* Guy: "Uh so, I've paid the bill, if I could have back.". my Cop: "There you go. now I have your details right here so I *highly* recommend you don't go near or contact this young lady ever again. Guy: "Yes yes of course, I'm so sorry!" The quy pretty much fled the restaurant, the qirl went and sat with the cop and his family and by the time we left they were still sitting around talking and laughing about random crap. It was hands down the best way I have ever seen anybody handle any situation, ever. That cop is my hero. malicemanaged Dude. I hope that man has a great rest of his life. Wholesome cop via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SkCLRT

Wholesome cop via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SkCLRT

Gym, Shit, and Yeah: PAYING TO LIFT HEAVY OBJECTS AT THE GYM GETTING PAID TO LIFT HEAVY OBJECTS AT WORK YEEAAHHH BUDDY! FUCK THIS SHIT LIGHT WEIGHT INEED A BABY! PAY RAISE TIME TO BLEED! FFFACCKK, MY BACK IS KILLING AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A PEANUT! THE FUCK IS IN THIS? Yeah buddy 😎💪

Yeah buddy 😎💪

Dank, Omg, and Savage: badgirlCORNY @cornydawgy When I got my drivers license pic taken it showed up on the screen and I gasped and said omg I look so ugly in that pic and the man taking the pic looked at the pic and then looked at me and said "idk what to tell u that is exactly what u look like" Imao savage He don't get paid enough

He don't get paid enough

Got, Five, and Just: BR PHIL 25 $170M. Five years. Ben Simmons just got paid, per Shams Charania

$170M. Five years. Ben Simmons just got paid, per Shams Charania

Booking, Train, and Her: woman, yelling at me in train for not giving her my seat me, having paid extra for booking a seat

Money, Stanford, and Ibm: Why should I hire a software engineer if I can just copy and paste code from Stack Overflow? Jessica Su, CS PhD student at Stanford Answered Dec 28 Upvoted by Rupak Hattikudur, Software Engineer @ L&T Infotech and Terry Lambert, Senior Software Engineer: Novell, Artisoft, IBM, Array Netw.. It's stil worth the money. The breakdown is Copying code from StackOverflow: $1 Knowing which code to copy from StackOverflow: $100000/year Why programmers are getting paid.

Why programmers are getting paid.

Club, Growing Up, and Tumblr: HIM LIKING DIFFERENT THINGS DOESN'T MAKE HIM EVIL HE'S A WEEB. SHOOT HIM titanmaximum2 HE PAID 30 BUCKS FOR BATH WATER laughoutloud-club: We really need a WW3 as quickly as possible, so that our world can start growing up proper men again, instead of these failures..

laughoutloud-club: We really need a WW3 as quickly as possible, so that our world can start growing up proper men again, instead of these f...

College, Community, and Drugs: GUCCI KIA GUCC With No education, No father, No training and few role models. They handed this young poor dirt kid $420,000 per week at the age of 18. Married his highschool sweetheart. Never arrested. Never used drugs. Never humiliated his wife with outside girl stories. No outside babies like many other professional athletes. Never in the news with so much as a parking ticket Excellent father. Greatest player on the planet. 15 years later. Same dude, same maturity, same chick. Same family. Reputation intact. Now earning over $2 million per week. Has sent 1100+ kids to college fully paid for. Ladies and gentlemen Lebron James. GUCCI GUCCI Given back to the community

Given back to the community

Thot, Date, and Girl: completed your $0.69 charge request Inbox Venmo 17:50 V to me venmo You charged Thot Tax Transfer Date and Amount: Jul 10, 2019 PDT $0.69 Like Comment For every girl Ive seen thats had their venmo in their bio, Ive sent a THOT tax of $.69. Today someone finally paid up.

For every girl Ive seen thats had their venmo in their bio, Ive sent a THOT tax of $.69. Today someone finally paid up.

Internet, Good, and Hearts: After his fishing buddy passed away, 75-year-old widower Ray Johnstone posted a classified ad that broke hearts all over the Internet. He just wanted someone to go fishing with and offered to split costs with anyone who owns a boat. His ad got over 60k views, and he had offers from people around the world- including a guy who took him on an all- expense-paid, deep sea fishing getaway. C you're breathtaking Thats a good guy.

Thats a good guy.

Football, Megan, and News: AIN'T REALLY TRIP ON THE CREDIT, I JUST PAID ALL OF MY DUES IJUST RESPECTED THE GAME, NOW MY NAME ALL IN THE NEWS TRIPPIN' ON ALL OF MY MOVES QUOTE ME ON THIS, GOT A LOT MORE TO PROVE USA FEA Won eCence 20 SEE YOU IN 20 15 BR MEGAN RAPINOE FOOTBALL Pinoe pays tribute to Nipsey. Respect 🏁

Pinoe pays tribute to Nipsey. Respect 🏁

Finals, Nba, and Kawhi Leonard: VORAP TORS Man Gets Paid Kawhi Leonard is the first player in NBA history to join a new team right after winning Finals MVP

Kawhi Leonard is the first player in NBA history to join a new team right after winning Finals MVP

Taxes, Military, and Never: A coward who never served, getting a military parade financed by the taxes he never paid.

Community, Family, and Finance: Cancel Your Credit Card Before You Die A lady died this past January, and the bank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to the Bank Here is the exchange Family Member: am calling to tell you she died back in January Bank The account was never closed and the late fees and charges stil apply. Family Member : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections. Bank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.' Family Member So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' Bank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!' Family Member 'Do you think God will be mad at her?' Bank: 'Excuse me?' Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?' Bank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.' Supervisor gets on the phone: Family Member 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance. Bank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.' Family Member from her estate?' Bank (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?' Family Member 'No, I'm her great nephew. (Lawyer info was given) Bank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?' Family Member 'Sure. (Fax number was given) You mean you want to collect After they get the fax Bank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help. Family Member 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care. Bank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply. (What is wrong with these people?1?) Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?' Bank: That might help... Family Member: 'Odessa Memorial Cemetery Highway 129, Plot Number 69.' Bank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery ! Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet? thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ohgoditsneph: niniblack: eudoxiav: lawful-evil-novelist: theludicrousrival: billiam-spockspeare: Capitalism will put the bill on your grave and harass your grieving family until they pay One of my cousins passed away unexpectedly at the age of 35, and had been paying back a loan from the bank. About two weeks after his death, my great aunt received a statement from the bank (his mail was being delivered to her house) about a late payment. She called the bank and explained the situation and the only thing a manager could say was “Well, that’s unfortunate. We can arrange so payments will resume in 30 days, that should be enough time to have already paid for the other arrangements.” On top of the unexpected $10,000 funeral, cremation and burial bill, my aunt had to finish paying my uncle’s $5,000 loan. She’s a disabled retiree, on a fixed income, and could barely afford to pay for her insulin for diabetes. She nearly lost her home of more than 40 years. Fuck the system. She didn’t need to pay. When people die, their debts are not their family’s responsibility. In fact, it is outright illegal to try and collect those debts from a person who didn’t cosign the loan and isn’t executing the will. Debts and Deceased Relatives Here’s a link to the detail on that one. Banks count on people not knowing that last comment so that they can still get money They really do. My great-grandmother had her identity stolen before she died at the age of 93, and thousands of charges were racked up on credit cards in her name. After she passed away, they called my mother to try and collect. My mom laughed at them, and told them: “She’s dead, good luck collecting.” The credit card asked my mother, “Don’t you want to clear your grandmother’s debts? Don’t you want to clear her good name?” My mom laughed at them again. “No,” she said. “Because a 90 year old wasn’t watching porn with those credit cards, and her name is fine. Don’t give credit cards to old women likely to pass away soon. This is on you.” Which is how I learned as a young child to always question collection agents, and to never pay off debts that aren’t your own. They often can’t even collect that money from the estate, if there is one, depending on how you write your will and what kind of account the money was kept in. DO NOT EVER PAY OFF DEBTS THAT AREN’T YOUR OWN. If a loved one of yours dies and bill collectors (credit cards, loans, etc etc) start calling you off the hook and request that you pay off their debts, tell them in no uncertain terms to go fuck themselves. The reason being is that the moment you give them a single penny, that debt is now on YOU because you’ve now agreed to pay it off. Do not agree to pay off their debt. Do not pass go, do not give them $200. Boosting this to let people know that if any of these greedy little dog-fuckers start harassing them to pay off a relatives debt the correct thing to do is just tell them to piss off and not pay them a single thing And that there is NOTHING they can do if you do this Unless you cosigned the loan, are a joint account holder, or a spouse of the deceased in a community property state, you would likely not be on the hook for any debts from the deceased. The executor of their estate will be in charge of addressing the loans with the help of the estate and hopefully life insurance money, but if there isn’t enough in that to pay off the debts then creditors are just shit out of luck and they legally are not allowed to mislead you into thinking you have to pay them back when you don’t (which is not to say that they don’t try). You have a legal right to order them not to contact you via letter.

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Friends, Taxes, and Time: In 2013, George Clooney surprised 14 friends with $1 million each. They were friends who helped him before he became rich & famous. Some were living pay check to pay check at the time. He also paid for the taxes. THELIONLA W Always remember those who believed in you.

Always remember those who believed in you.

Family, Get Money, and God: Cancel Your Credit Card Before You Die A lady died this past January, and the bank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to the Bank Here is the exchange Family Member: am calling to tell you she died back in January Bank The account was never closed and the late fees and charges stil apply. Family Member : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections. Bank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.' Family Member So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' Bank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!' Family Member 'Do you think God will be mad at her?' Bank: 'Excuse me?' Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?' Bank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.' Supervisor gets on the phone: Family Member 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance. Bank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.' Family Member from her estate?' Bank (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?' Family Member 'No, I'm her great nephew. (Lawyer info was given) Bank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?' Family Member 'Sure. (Fax number was given) You mean you want to collect After they get the fax Bank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help. Family Member 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care. Bank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply. (What is wrong with these people?1?) Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?' Bank: That might help... Family Member: 'Odessa Memorial Cemetery Highway 129, Plot Number 69.' Bank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery ! Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet? thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ohgoditsneph: niniblack: eudoxiav: lawful-evil-novelist: theludicrousrival: billiam-spockspeare: Capitalism will put the bill on your grave and harass your grieving family until they pay One of my cousins passed away unexpectedly at the age of 35, and had been paying back a loan from the bank. About two weeks after his death, my great aunt received a statement from the bank (his mail was being delivered to her house) about a late payment. She called the bank and explained the situation and the only thing a manager could say was “Well, that’s unfortunate. We can arrange so payments will resume in 30 days, that should be enough time to have already paid for the other arrangements.” On top of the unexpected $10,000 funeral, cremation and burial bill, my aunt had to finish paying my uncle’s $5,000 loan. She’s a disabled retiree, on a fixed income, and could barely afford to pay for her insulin for diabetes. She nearly lost her home of more than 40 years. Fuck the system. She didn’t need to pay. When people die, their debts are not their family’s responsibility. In fact, it is outright illegal to try and collect those debts from a person who didn’t cosign the loan and isn’t executing the will. Debts and Deceased Relatives Here’s a link to the detail on that one. Banks count on people not knowing that last comment so that they can still get money They really do. My great-grandmother had her identity stolen before she died at the age of 93, and thousands of charges were racked up on credit cards in her name. After she passed away, they called my mother to try and collect. My mom laughed at them, and told them: “She’s dead, good luck collecting.” The credit card asked my mother, “Don’t you want to clear your grandmother’s debts? Don’t you want to clear her good name?” My mom laughed at them again. “No,” she said. “Because a 90 year old wasn’t watching porn with those credit cards, and her name is fine. Don’t give credit cards to old women likely to pass away soon. This is on you.” Which is how I learned as a young child to always question collection agents, and to never pay off debts that aren’t your own. They often can’t even collect that money from the estate, if there is one, depending on how you write your will and what kind of account the money was kept in. DO NOT EVER PAY OFF DEBTS THAT AREN’T YOUR OWN. If a loved one of yours dies and bill collectors (credit cards, loans, etc etc) start calling you off the hook and request that you pay off their debts, tell them in no uncertain terms to go fuck themselves. The reason being is that the moment you give them a single penny, that debt is now on YOU because you’ve now agreed to pay it off. Do not agree to pay off their debt. Do not pass go, do not give them $200. Boosting this to let people know that if any of these greedy little dog-fuckers start harassing them to pay off a relatives debt the correct thing to do is just tell them to piss off and not pay them a single thing And that there is NOTHING they can do if you do this

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