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oxford: THE COvnreS OF Ox barcarole: Detail from Diana Cecil, Countess of Oxford, Anthony van Dyck, 1638.

barcarole: Detail from Diana Cecil, Countess of Oxford, Anthony van Dyck, 1638.

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land-of-maps: Anglicising Europe: If the Anglo-Saxons had been invited to dinner (everywhere). See comments for more

oxford: La Placita en Plaza edlale one FRA OXFORD The first people waiting in line in 🇵🇷...❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/rzTycr0fdR

The first people waiting in line in 🇵🇷...❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/rzTycr0fdR

oxford: CARABAO CUP QUARTER-FINAL DRAW OXFORD UNITED V MANCHESTER CITY MANCHESTER UNITED V COLCHESTER UNITED ASTON VILLA V LIVERPOOL EVERTON V LEICESTER CITY Carabao Cup EFL It's nice to see that all the underdogs gets to play at home in the quarter-finals of the carabao cup. https://t.co/SvlUMRMlKp

It's nice to see that all the underdogs gets to play at home in the quarter-finals of the carabao cup. https://t.co/SvlUMRMlKp

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This explains it... https://t.co/h6UE01wtlL

oxford: Oil Water Oxford University @UniofOxford w OXFORD We would like to offer you study at our university catchymemes

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oxford: Water Oil Oxford University @UniofOxford OXFORD We would like to offer you study at our university Big brain time

Big brain time

oxford: Jamario Howard April 18 at 7:43 PM So tonight JaMychol Baker Tae Knight and myseif went out to eat at this place called Brads in Oxford, and after us sitting there a while waiting on our food i noticed an elderly woman sitting alone. My exact thoughts was dang I'd hate to have to eat alone. So after thinking about it a minute i walked over to her and asked if i could sit with her. She said yes and we talked for a minute and after a while of talking she told me she lost her husband and that tomorrow would have been their 60th anniversary. I instantly gave my condolences and asked her to come eat with us, which she was excited to do. The point in this is always be kind and be nice to people. You never know what they are going through. This woman changed my outlook on life and how i look at other people. Everyone has a story so do not judge! And people i can't stress this enough. GO SEE YOUR MOM AND YOUR GRANDPARENTS. They miss you! HIKE These three men shared a nice meal with an elderly woman.

These three men shared a nice meal with an elderly woman.

oxford: Water Oil Oxford University @UniofOxford OXFORD We would like to offer you study at our university Big brain time

Big brain time

oxford: Water Oil Oxford University @UniofOxford OXFORD We would like to offer you study at our university Big brain time via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2nD5Ixq

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oxford: Water Oil Oxford University @UniofOxford OXFORD We would like to offer you study at our university Big brain time by anackom MORE MEMES

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The Drake effect by Mia Khalifa https://t.co/vstaZmJ7bb

oxford: People who can read the minecraft enchantment table The guy who wrote the oxford dictionary OH GOD. OH FUCK.

OH GOD. OH FUCK.

oxford: WIRE FY OXFORD STUDY FINDS NO LINK BETWEEN VIDEO GAMES AND REAL-WORLD TEEN VIOLENCE fib moms: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that. me_irl

me_irl

oxford: WIRE OXFORD STUDY FINDS NO LINK BETWEEN VIDEO GAMES AND REAL-WORLD TEEN VIOLENCE fb moms: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that. me_irl by MyElbowsLookGood MORE MEMES

me_irl by MyElbowsLookGood MORE MEMES

oxford: WIRE SHARE OXFORD STUDY FINDS NO LINK BETWEEN VIDEO GAMES AND REAL-WORLD TEEN VIOLENCE my goodness, what an idea why didnt i think of that. What an idea! via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Tdy8cZ

What an idea! via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Tdy8cZ

oxford: WIRE SHARE OXFORD STUDY FINDS NO LINK BETWEEN VIDEO GAMES AND REAL-WORLD TEEN VIOLENCE my goodness, what an idea why didnt i think of that. What an idea! by 3majorr MORE MEMES

What an idea! by 3majorr MORE MEMES

oxford: did people roll their eyes in the 30ies a Alle Shopping Video's Meer Instellingen Afbeeldingen Nieuws T Ongeveer 1.060.000.000 resultaten (0,60 seconden) According to the Oxford English Dictionary, people have been "rolling their eyes" since at least the 15th century. ... (Another sort of eye roll, in which the eyes roll straight up and back into the head, is still used to signal a sort of orgasmic pleasure, such as after a good meal. 15 jan. 2013 geektriangle:Essential information when writing Bucky Barnes

geektriangle:Essential information when writing Bucky Barnes

oxford: Kharisma @kharismamone Y'all gone "this generation" yourselves to death until you realize people still doing the same shit they've always done throughout time, we just so happen to have smart phones 19:49 26 Jun 19 from Oxford, MS Twitter for iPhone 4,445 Retweets 8,653 Likes Nothings New by Atheistsomalipirate MORE MEMES

Nothings New by Atheistsomalipirate MORE MEMES

oxford: normal-horoscopes: pooraurora: postmarxed: inkandcayenne: wilfulwayfarer: rasec-wizzlbang: dalaisa-katili: local-emo-mom: anarcho-individualist: explanatorypower: i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me This is the america they don’t want you to see i love america This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry *group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say. Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered. Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced. The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House” The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone) It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.” We’re not even gonna mention FEMA’s Waffle House Index where they determine how bad a natural disaster is by calling the local Waffle House to see if they’re open? #and wafflehouse is one of those spiritual places#2am friendships#its the same hazy feel#of cicadas and front porches with your friends Waffle House is physical and spiritual neutral territory. Starting shit in a Waffle House isn’t just bad form, it tips the entire natural balance of the universe against you.

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oxford: When you make a grammar mistake on internet Oxford graduates

oxford: According to a study from the University of Oxford, women with bigger butts give birth to smarter children. @BFACT Googl Albert Einstein's mother hot pics Googje offesito in Eng

oxford: If you could time travel to any period in time, when would it be and why? Ialways wanted to know- ever since I was growing up-who really wrote the plays of Shakespeare. BuzzFeed Celeb KR: I always wanted to know - ever since I was growing up who really wrote the plays of Shakespeare. So l wanna be there at that moment with "Shakespeare"- cause l don't really think it was "Shakespeare." I'm an Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford [guy]. So l'd like to be there in the 1600s "Shakespeare" writing Hamlet. huellbabineauxdefensesquad:Keanu Reeves definitely not an immortal who is definitely not still bitter that Shakespeare stole his work.

huellbabineauxdefensesquad:Keanu Reeves definitely not an immortal who is definitely not still bitter that Shakespeare stole his work.

oxford: Jamario Howard April 18 at 7:43 PM So tonight JaMychol Baker Tae Knight and myself went out to eat at this place called Brads in Oxford, and after us sitting there a while waiting on our food i noticed an elderly woman sitting alone. My exact thoughts was "dang I'd hate to have to eat alone. So after thinking about it a minute i walked over to her and asked if i could sit with her. She said yes and we talked for a minute and after a while of talking she told me she lost her husband and that tomorrow would have been their 60th anniversary. I instantly gave my condolences and asked her to come eat with us, which she was excited to do. The point in this is always be kind and be nice to people. You never know what they are going through. This woman changed my outlook on life and how i look at other people. Everyone has a story so do not judge! Anc people i can't stress this enough. GO SEE YOUR MOM AND YOUR GRANDPARENTS. They miss you!! A very wholesome group of friends

A very wholesome group of friends

oxford: Jamario Howard April 18 at 7:43 PM So tonight JaMychol Baker Tae Knight and myself went out to eat at this place called Brads in Oxford, and after us sitting there a while waiting on our food i noticed an elderly woman sitting alone. My exact thoughts was "dang I'd hate to have to eat alone. So after thinking about it a minute i walked over to her and asked if i could sit with her. She said yes and we talked for a minute and after a while of talking she told me she lost her husband and that tomorrow would have been their 60th anniversary. I instantly gave my condolences and asked her to come eat with us, which she was excited to do. The point in this is always be kind and be nice to people. You never know what they are going through. This woman changed my outlook on life and how i look at other people. Everyone has a story so do not judge! Anc people i can't stress this enough. GO SEE YOUR MOM AND YOUR GRANDPARENTS. They miss you!! A very wholesome group of friends via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2XFrkFV

A very wholesome group of friends via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2XFrkFV

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oxford: posted an item for sale. 16 hrse Kitbull $100 Oxford, MS I got a Kitbull for sale.. I mean it's a cat but it's built like a Pitbull anyways. Kitbull for sale. $100 Obo...

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Meirl

oxford: Harvard grad, Can't spell Rhodes scholarhamburger at Oxford, war veteran, speaks 7 languages. and thinks windmills cause cancer. MAKE AMERICA SMART AGAIN! OCCUPy DEMOCRATS 25 Brutally Hilarious Memes Proving Trump Is A Moron: http://bit.ly/2FKWcfX

25 Brutally Hilarious Memes Proving Trump Is A Moron: http://bit.ly/2FKWcfX

oxford: 0% UberFacts @UberFacts Women with bigger butts give birth to smarter kids, according to a study from the University of Oxford FYI 🍑🍑🍑

FYI 🍑🍑🍑

oxford: According to a study from the University of Oxford, women with bigger butts give birth to smarter children. @BFACT Googl Albert Einstein's mother hot pics Googje offesito in Eng Nice, Albert Einstein

Nice, Albert Einstein

oxford: According to a study from the University of Oxford, women with bigger butts give birth to smarter children. @BFACT Googl Albert Einstein's mother hot pics Googje offesito in Eng Nice, Albert Einstein by toughmotherfucker MORE MEMES

Nice, Albert Einstein by toughmotherfucker MORE MEMES

oxford: When you make a grammar mistake on internet Oxford graduates: Its ture. by it_sjustVedant MORE MEMES

Its ture. by it_sjustVedant MORE MEMES

oxford: When you make a grammar mistake on internet Oxford graduates: Its ture.

Its ture.

oxford: When you make a grammar mistake on internet Oxford graduates: Its ture. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2BfLxtr

Its ture. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2BfLxtr

oxford: keepcalm-andpartyyon A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves A question mark walks into a bar? Two quotation marks Walk into" a bar A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink. The bar was walked into by a passive voice Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They eave superlockedhogwartianinthetardis THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE directordanic More, please you-had-me-at-e flat-major An Oxford comma walks into a bar. It orders a pint of beer, some snacks, and a shot. A split infinitive used to often walk into a bar There is a bar w An emphatic copula did walk into a bar A present subjunctive walked into a bar hoping that he be able to hich a preposition-ended sentence walked into order a drink. smileslikeparentheses A typo walks into a bra Raising the bar

Raising the bar

oxford: When you make a grammar mistake on internet Oxford graduates:

oxford: Oxford professor calculates the next DVD screensaver corner hit POSTED 1:13 PM. DEC 14.2018, BY TRIBUNE MEDIA WIRE OD Oxford wants to know your location

Oxford wants to know your location

oxford: IF YOUR KIDS EVER WANT TO KNOW HOW IMPORTANT EDUCATION IS SHOW THEM AN OBAMA SPEECH AND THEN A TRUMP SPEECH KELLY OXFORD

oxford: "Oxford Dictionary in the streets... Urban Dictionary in the sheets" Willy Shakes Willy

Willy

oxford: dank-space-memes: inkandcayenne: wilfulwayfarer: rasec-wizzlbang: dalaisa-katili: local-emo-mom: anarcho-individualist: explanatorypower: i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me This is the america they don’t want you to see i love america This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry *group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say. Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered. Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced. The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House” The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone) It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.” This was adorable lmao Waffle Houses are also kind of popular places to get shot at but other than that it’s pretty dank

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oxford: Among those interviewed were Merle Haggard's two ex-wives, Kris Kristofferson and Robert Duvall. This book is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand and God. Highlights of Peter Ustinov's global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector. azriona: trekkingwilbury: redditfront: Some examples of why the Oxford comma is generally a good idea Please don’t let the Oxford comma die. If you were apathetic about it before, I think this will help you understand why it is necessary. On the other hand, these sentences are pure gold.

azriona: trekkingwilbury: redditfront: Some examples of why the Oxford comma is generally a good idea Please don’t let the Oxford comm...

oxford: dank-space-memes: inkandcayenne: wilfulwayfarer: rasec-wizzlbang: dalaisa-katili: local-emo-mom: anarcho-individualist: explanatorypower: i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me This is the america they don’t want you to see i love america This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry *group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say. Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered. Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced. The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House” The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone) It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.” This was adorable lmao

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oxford: WARNING: This game contains a lot of bad stuff. There's foul language, nudity, sex, mild violence, alcohol and drug use, oxford commas, and overall lots of shady stuff and people being total dicks to each other. Under no circumstances should you attempt to do any of the things that happen in this game in real life. If you are under the age of 18, you should not play this game. Instead, you should probably go play something with gratuitous violence, gore, murder, genocide, war, decapitation, and dismemberment because all thats allowed on Twitch, and this game isn't. If there's one thing we can leam from Twitch, it's that sex and sexual themes are deplorable, and nipples, vaginas, and penises are vile and reprehensible. You should be ashamed for even having them on your body, and they should be censored from all media, unlike all those other things mentioned above. All characters portrayed in this game are works of fiction and any likeness to any real person is purely coincidental. Although, let's face it, we all know a Patrick in real life. All characters portrayed in this game are also over the age of 18. I mean like, their fictional age is over 18. Fuck, this is confusing. You know what I meant. Just go play the game already. You've been warned. Best game warning screen ever

Best game warning screen ever

oxford: Glenn Kessler @GlennKesslerWP Kavanaugh was not number one at Yale. And Gorsuch was not number one at Harvard and at Oxford. And Trump was not number one at Wharton. But Trump keeps saying all three.

oxford: We'd like to remind patrons to not attach googley eyes to books. It can cause damage to the cover and in this case haunt our nightmares for all eternity. Thank you. Henry James he Turn of the Screw and Other Stories OXFORD WORLD'S CLASSICS The library in my girlfriend’s hometown posted this PSA last night

The library in my girlfriend’s hometown posted this PSA last night

oxford: We'd like to remind patrons to not attach googley eyes to books. It can cause damage to the cover and in this case haunt our nightmares for all eternity. Thank you. Henry James he Turn of the Screw and Other Stories OXFORD WORLD'S CLASSICS The library in my girlfriend’s hometown posted this PSA last night

The library in my girlfriend’s hometown posted this PSA last night

oxford: We'd like to remind patrons to not attach googley eyes to books. It can cause damage to the cover and in this case haunt our nightmares for all eternity. Thank you. Henry James he Turn of the Screw and Other Stories OXFORD WORLD'S CLASSICS The library in my girlfriend’s hometown posted this PSA last night via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2OHrskj

The library in my girlfriend’s hometown posted this PSA last night via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2OHrskj

oxford: Years and years ago, there was a production of The Tempest, out of doors, at an Oxford college on a lawn, which was the stage, and the lawn went back towards the lake in the grounds of the college, and the play began in natural light. But as it developed, and as it became time for Ariel to say his farewell to the world of The Tempest, the evening had started to close in and there was some artificial lighting coming on. And as Ariel uttered his last speech, he turned and he ran across the grass, and he got to the edge of the lake and he just kept running across the top of the water - the producer having thoughtfully provided a kind of walkway an inch beneath the water. And you could see and you could hear the plish, plash as he ran away from you across the top of the lake, until the gloom enveloped him and he disappeared from your view. And at that moment, from the further shore, a firework rocket was ignited, and it went whoosh into the air, and high up there it burst into lots of sparks, and all the sparks went out, and he had gone When you look up the stage directions, it says, 'Exit Ariel. Tom Stoppard

oxford: dank-space-memes: inkandcayenne: wilfulwayfarer: rasec-wizzlbang: dalaisa-katili: local-emo-mom: anarcho-individualist: explanatorypower: i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me This is the america they don’t want you to see i love america This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry *group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say. Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered. Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced. The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House” The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone) It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.” This was adorable lmao

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