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Hello, Run, and World: When you write over 1000 lines of code and it works perfectly on the first run 993 print("Hello World") 994 print("Hello World") 995 print("Hello World") 996 print("Hello World") 997 print("Hello World") print("Hello World") 998 print("Hello World") print ("Hello World") 999 1000 Murphy’s law always applies in software development

Murphy’s law always applies in software development

Come Over, Shit, and Okay: Hey babe come over ME Only if you let me shit on your face Okay ME Sit* Wait what meirl

meirl

Teacher, Next, and You: Teacher: I'm not gonna teach this, you'll learn it next year *next year* Teacher: I'm not going over this, because you should've learned it last year

Good, Luck, and Next: When I find a penny wrong side up I always flip it over so the next person can find good luck IGERTY Sending good luck

Sending good luck

Phone, Shit, and Asshole: the shit staring at your asshole while you play on your phone and don't flush for over an hour またはredditをスクロールする

またはredditをスクロールする

God, Love, and Phone: Rules of the North Or: "What south European exchange students need to know" Roads are salted & sanded. .NEVER wear shoes in someone else's home. Floors are cold in the winter. .offer your shoeless guests warm slippers. They're cheap, you can afford it. No one wants to hear your private conversations.. so don't scream at your speaker phone in public. IM NOT SCREAMING In fact, no screaming. Ever. For any reason. If you get run over by a timber truck, you're allowed to yell once, but that's it. I'M ITALIAN And, for the love of whatever god you pray to: ASK before lighting up in someone else's home! Welcome Orange text on dark background, if you know what I mean…

Orange text on dark background, if you know what I mean…

Anime, Iphone, and Love: POEA @inkbypnut Hey twitter sold all my anime shit to buy my first anime tattoo shop. I'm located in down town Dallas Texas . opening day is dec 7Th I hope this goes viral so I can start my anime collect over ! 9:01 PM Nov 25, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 33.2K Retweets 76.1K Likes Move on up and make what you love a career.

Move on up and make what you love a career.

Memes, Yoda, and Charlotte: charlotte nicole davis @cndwrites me looking over the new baby yoda memes every week despite not having seen the show and having no idea what's going on

Django, Django Unchained, and Police: lamardeuse: sunflowyr: errolwiththepost: congenitaldisease: Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public. More on this story can be found here “She said when she reminded the officer of his oath to “protect and serve,” he replied, ‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’ ” ‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’ ‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’ ‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’ Has everybody got that? Does anyone still think any of this bullshit ‘has nothing to do with race’?

lamardeuse: sunflowyr: errolwiththepost: congenitaldisease: Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood film...

Crying, I Bet, and Love: Boy | Girl I saw her today I saw him today It seems likes its been førever I wonder if he still cares She looks better than before I couldn't stop staring at him I asked how things are going I asked about his new girlfriend I bet he's happy now I'd pick her over any girl I can't look at her without crying He wouldn't even look at me I told her I missed her I meant it I love her I held her for the last time He didn't mean it He doesn't mean it He loves his new girlfriend He gave me a friendly hug Then I went home and cried I love him Then I went home and cried I lost her https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Gif, Taken, and Wyd: Thu, Oct 31, 14:09 Alrighty, I've got a joke for ya - What do you call a lemon that has been taken over by a demon? Today 18:17 idk, how about you let me suck that cock though Today 19:39 That wasn't the punchline but I like your idea better, wyd tomorrow? Sent Type a message GIF I really wanted to tell that joke, though…

I really wanted to tell that joke, though…

Friends, Iphone, and Phone: My grandpa finally got rid of his flip phone and got an iPhone. He came over so I can help him with it, but so far he just wants to set pictures for all his contacts. He's been calling all of his friends and requesting selfies. Wholesome grandpa

Wholesome grandpa

Tumblr, Blog, and Water: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: Don’t like that@randomnightlord Is that Glass or Water Glass over grass If you don’t use that for a mini recreation of the battle of passchendale what’s even the point Ah yes. Chemical burns. Fun. As a miniature? Yep

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Christmas, Dogs, and Shit: HONEY, I THINK I WANT A REAL TREE THIS YEAR.. ALICE, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH OUR CHRISTMAS TREE YOU TALKIN' SHIT AGAIN, ALICE?! DOGS On the 4th Gets the Job Done (oc)

Gets the Job Done (oc)

Tumblr, Blog, and Water: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: Don’t like that@randomnightlord Is that Glass or Water Glass over grass If you don’t use that for a mini recreation of the battle of passchendale what’s even the point

feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: Don’t like that@randomnightlord Is that Glass or Water Glass over grass If you don’t u...

Fall, Fire, and Love: Today 19 AM Choose your own adventure: match on tinder, you choose to... A Ghost him, proving his fear of the paranormal to be well founded. B. Set up a date but never follow through and just kind of talik for 2: months C.Have a deep and meaningful conversation D. Do tinder things E. Explore the cave for clues Today 9.20 AM Ya know usually l'd pick B because that's how it tends to go most of time but I'm feelin GOOD and LUCKY today so i You explore the cave. You find a tarch and light it. It's raining outside. You then choose to A Leave the cave and walk outsi de. B. Delve deeper into the cave C Check to see what else is in the entrance I love to delve. B You delve deeper into the cave as the light dissapears behind you. You come across a fork in the cave an you A Go left towards the sound of water B. Go right towards a faint light Today 124 PM I'm feeling kinda perched, A You enter a cavem with a waterfall flowing into a crystal clear pool. You then.. A Get into the water B. Try to climb up the waterfall C Look around In the cavem D. Go beck Today 3 29 PM B Today 0 PM You go to the waterfall, grab a rock to climb but it's slippery and you fall into the weter.. A You swim to share B. Dive down and explore C Drown Teday 8.58 PM B! You talke a gulp of air and dive down You reach the bottom of the pool and see a lava tube that looks like it loads to a place to breath, a glittering sword and a treasure chest. You choose to.. A Go in the tube and explore some more B. Grab the sword C. Try to open the chest D. Ascend to the top of the pool Stitch It! You enter the tube and find a new cavern filed with air with a single sliver of moonlight cutting throigh the center of the cavern that connects to the outside. You . A Check out the discarded journal sitting besides the moonlight sliver B. Stand inside of the sliver C Attempt to figure aut if there is a code in the stalagtites on the ceiling Today 9:33 PM HAHAHA this is getting wild ummm A You open the joumal and can see nates scrawled all over but the darkest says beware the light. On the next page is a code number but you can't make it out in the low light A Throw somath ing into the maonlight and see what happens B. Grab the joumal and go back to the previous cavern C. Toss the joumal aside and look at those stalagtites D. Try to get your wet torch to light somehow C You study the stalagtites, they dont meen anything, what did you cxpect? You pick the journal back up and... See above A B. D Today 10 4 PM You grab a rock and throw it into the moonlight beam, it catches fire lighting up the carven before it disintegrates away. Having sean this you... A Throw all the rocks you can in the beam to watch the fireworkss B.Put the end of your torch in the maonlught beam C. Go back in the upper cavern B! You light the torch! You can now see cvarything cloarly. You now. A Take the journal back out and try) to read it again B. Look around the cavern to see if you missed anything C Stick your hand in the moon beam to see if it's hat Honestly...c You stick your hand in the moon beam... Surprise it's hot. Having learned that the fite setting thing is hot you then.. A Take the journal back out and try to read it again B. Look around the cavern to see if you missed anything C. Stick your hand in the moon beam again, and science Stitch It! НАНАН can I do C and then A Your hand burns more and you can't feel your fingers anymore considering the magic fire thing this makes sense and you record it for scientific rigor. You take the journal back out and read it under the Iight You read the code that was written in it and the code is. A Sabrina's number B. 1234567890 IM INTRUIGED NOW A!! You mamorize the number then dive back into the water and approch the chest at the bottom of the lake and put in a tencdigit code. That code is.. Welcome to tinder the newest text based RPG

Welcome to tinder the newest text based RPG

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Advice, Django, and Facebook: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8"); *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. *I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to *correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: *Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it *in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world * and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error_reporting (E_ALL) ; ini_set("display_errors",true); print('<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF - 8 " ?>'."\n") ; ?> I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.

$Advice, Django, and Facebook: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8"); *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. *I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to *correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: *Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it *in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world * and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error_reporting (E_ALL) ; ini_set("display_errors",true); print('<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF - 8 " ?>'."\n") ; ?> I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.$