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Baked, Friday, and Fucking: duskirisescinnacorn+ duskenpath: fanaticalqueergeek yotoob yotoob: yotoob: We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing lak, and all I have to do is hold the ladder Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god. Long story short just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY". IT WAS BARELY DARK. BASTARDS-I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T 1? The Gay Agenda, everyone this is fucking incredible Source: yotoob This Is War.
Baked, Friday, and Fucking: duskirisescinnacorn+
 duskenpath:
 fanaticalqueergeek
 yotoob
 yotoob:
 yotoob:
 We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours
 (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice
 - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual
 things)
 - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any
 invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the
 other people on the lane
 - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that
 he'd picked from his garden
 and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his
 electric hedge trimmer thing lak, and all I have to do is hold the
 ladder
 Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into
 an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.
 Long story short just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it
 looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE
 MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING
 ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND
 THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE
 WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND
 LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND
 TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN
 ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN
 HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET
 AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH
 MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE
 ANY". IT WAS BARELY DARK.
 BASTARDS-I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY
 AREN'T 1?
 The Gay Agenda, everyone
 this is fucking incredible
 Source: yotoob
This Is War.

This Is War.

Blessed, Books, and Driving: Forbes 30Defining and driving the world THE 2019 of news and content 30 Under 30 2019: Meet The Millennials Changing The Face Of Media Betches Media Cofounders, Betches Media is botov al Since launching Betches in 2011 as a WordPress blog, CEO Aleen Kuperman, COO Samantha Fishbein and CCO Jordana Abraham have turned the women's lifestyle and entertainment site into a full-fledged multimedia company, expanding into podcasts, live events, newsletters and books. In 2017, Betches' revenue exceeded $5 million, Forbes estimates. So blessed. So moved. So grateful. BUT REALLY. We know it’s not typical for us to get personal in an instagram post but for anyone who’s ever wondered what goes into this account and the company behind it we’ll break our rule this one time. When we started Betches we had literally no idea what we were doing or what we wanted to get out of it. Being a female entrepreneur was not necessarily the “trendy” and exalted path that it is now, and lots of people, especially men told us along the way we couldn’t get to where we are bc we didn’t have this this or that, or do things the traditional way, or have the same vision as they did. Well, it’s true we didn’t have money, or mentors, or any business education between the three of us, and ya, we said fuck a lot. We hope that we can inspire any young woman out there who currently doubts herself and wonders if she’ll ever be able to do it (whatever it is) - the answer is yes, you can. We’re so thankful to our team and all the work you’ve put in to help us get here. Let’s fucking drink. @samifish @aleen @jordanaabraham
Blessed, Books, and Driving: Forbes
 30Defining and driving the world
 THE 2019
 of news and content
 30 Under 30 2019: Meet The
 Millennials Changing The Face
 Of Media
 Betches Media
 Cofounders, Betches Media
 is botov
 al
 Since launching Betches in 2011 as a WordPress blog, CEO Aleen Kuperman, COO Samantha
 Fishbein and CCO Jordana Abraham have turned the women's lifestyle and entertainment site
 into a full-fledged multimedia company, expanding into podcasts, live events, newsletters and
 books. In 2017, Betches' revenue exceeded $5 million, Forbes estimates.
So blessed. So moved. So grateful. BUT REALLY. We know it’s not typical for us to get personal in an instagram post but for anyone who’s ever wondered what goes into this account and the company behind it we’ll break our rule this one time. When we started Betches we had literally no idea what we were doing or what we wanted to get out of it. Being a female entrepreneur was not necessarily the “trendy” and exalted path that it is now, and lots of people, especially men told us along the way we couldn’t get to where we are bc we didn’t have this this or that, or do things the traditional way, or have the same vision as they did. Well, it’s true we didn’t have money, or mentors, or any business education between the three of us, and ya, we said fuck a lot. We hope that we can inspire any young woman out there who currently doubts herself and wonders if she’ll ever be able to do it (whatever it is) - the answer is yes, you can. We’re so thankful to our team and all the work you’ve put in to help us get here. Let’s fucking drink. @samifish @aleen @jordanaabraham

So blessed. So moved. So grateful. BUT REALLY. We know it’s not typical for us to get personal in an instagram post but for anyone who’s eve...

Stan, Stan Lee, and World: Stan Lee leaving our world for a better one (November 12, 2018)
Stan, Stan Lee, and World: Stan Lee leaving our world for a better one (November 12, 2018)

Stan Lee leaving our world for a better one (November 12, 2018)

Alive, America, and Beautiful: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti Follow l forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page. TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY ' S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs. All at Kinko' s The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) The United Snakes is doing so aood other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too Not us. Our flag is so beautiful President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America PRESIDENT TRUMP CONT D I signed a bill. No more swamp Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now It's on fire. Great deal for us The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT' D) Foreign powers cheat us! Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair The crowd boos. They wanted that milk. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) But like President Ronald Rogaine I will bring back the milk! The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'1l dig it up All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging Keaton Patti Φ @KeatonPatti Follow Hey @realDonald Trump, let me know if you want to use this 10:30 AM -12 Sep 2018 joebidensanonymous:KeatonPatti
Alive, America, and Beautiful: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 Follow
 l forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of Trump rallies and then asked it to
 write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the
 first page.

 TRUMP RALLY
 INT. BIG ARBY ' S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA
 PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium
 PRESIDENT TRUMP
 I just had a phone call with the
 economy. Jobs poured out of the
 phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve
 Jobs. All at Kinko' s
 The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard
 hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive)
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 The United Snakes is doing so aood
 other countries are on fire. All
 the people on fire. Hot fire too
 Not us. Our flag is so beautiful
 President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE
 TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America
 PRESIDENT TRUMP CONT D
 I signed a bill. No more swamp
 Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now
 It's on fire. Great deal for us

 The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS!
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT' D)
 Foreign powers cheat us! Canada
 steals our milk. China steals our
 milk. We only had one glass of milk
 left! Obama drank it. Not fair
 The crowd boos. They wanted that milk.
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 But like President Ronald Rogaine
 I will bring back the milk!
 The crowd roars. They still want that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 A wall of milk. No criminals get
 through. Democrats want criminals
 to have the milk. No way. Milk
 comes from coal. We'1l dig it up
 All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They
 hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging

 Keaton Patti Φ
 @KeatonPatti
 Follow
 Hey @realDonald Trump, let me know if
 you want to use this
 10:30 AM -12 Sep 2018
joebidensanonymous:KeatonPatti

joebidensanonymous:KeatonPatti

Alive, America, and Beautiful: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti Follow l forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page. TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY ' S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs. All at Kinko' s The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive) PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) The United Snakes is doing so aood other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too Not us. Our flag is so beautiful President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America PRESIDENT TRUMP CONT D I signed a bill. No more swamp Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now It's on fire. Great deal for us The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS! PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT' D) Foreign powers cheat us! Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair The crowd boos. They wanted that milk. PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) But like President Ronald Rogaine I will bring back the milk! The crowd roars. They still want that milk PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D) A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'1l dig it up All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging Keaton Patti Φ @KeatonPatti Follow Hey @realDonald Trump, let me know if you want to use this 10:30 AM -12 Sep 2018 joebidensanonymous: KeatonPatti
Alive, America, and Beautiful: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 Follow
 l forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of Trump rallies and then asked it to
 write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the
 first page.

 TRUMP RALLY
 INT. BIG ARBY ' S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA
 PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium
 PRESIDENT TRUMP
 I just had a phone call with the
 economy. Jobs poured out of the
 phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve
 Jobs. All at Kinko' s
 The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard
 hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive)
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 The United Snakes is doing so aood
 other countries are on fire. All
 the people on fire. Hot fire too
 Not us. Our flag is so beautiful
 President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE
 TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America
 PRESIDENT TRUMP CONT D
 I signed a bill. No more swamp
 Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now
 It's on fire. Great deal for us

 The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS!
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT' D)
 Foreign powers cheat us! Canada
 steals our milk. China steals our
 milk. We only had one glass of milk
 left! Obama drank it. Not fair
 The crowd boos. They wanted that milk.
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 But like President Ronald Rogaine
 I will bring back the milk!
 The crowd roars. They still want that milk
 PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
 A wall of milk. No criminals get
 through. Democrats want criminals
 to have the milk. No way. Milk
 comes from coal. We'1l dig it up
 All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They
 hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging

 Keaton Patti Φ
 @KeatonPatti
 Follow
 Hey @realDonald Trump, let me know if
 you want to use this
 10:30 AM -12 Sep 2018
joebidensanonymous:
KeatonPatti

joebidensanonymous: KeatonPatti